sex

You got the best ending. No more need to play girlbossslop

i'm nit sure i got the story

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>kill the princess
>why
>I cant tell
>I wont move until you tell me
>I still cant tell you
>alt f4
I refuse to engage with dishonest moral dilemmas

>>748347748
>girlboss
>has absolutely no agency over the story whatsoever

>>748347676
Now play Outer Wilds

>>748347676
You did it, you saved the universe. Give yourself a pat on the back.

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thorn my beloved

>>748348018
Imagine the bloodplay/passionate lovemaking just on the edge of violence.

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>>748348018
What's the matter, can't handle a real woman who'll figuratively and literally stab you in the back?

>>748347846
You know you can just walk away, and get an ending too, right?
did you even try that?
Hell, did you try just not killing the princess to see what happens?
I think it actually makes a lot of sense when you do find out what's really going on, why you need to kill the princess (or why you shouldn't) and why the reasons were kept hidden from you.

>>748347676
didn't the Narrator tell you?
You've just got to sit in a room for eternity while he tells you how happy you are. Don't stab yourself, that kills you.

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>>748347676

i got two endings i got
>didn't buy the game ending
>didn't bother to even pirate the game ending

>>748347846
retard

>>748348464
For all I know, complaining in threads about games I've never played could be like super-meth since you people do it so much.

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>>748347676
I miss those early threads

handholding, poem writing, marriage and traditional lifestyle with Damsel

>>748349475
i only played it this week so i also missed those early threads

Do you get anything interesting for 100%ing all the routes to justify doing it?
I've played enough now to have seen most of it, but I've lost all motivation now it's just replaying to see those last handful of screens

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How the fuck the people who made that woke garbage Scarlet Hollow make such a marry-and-procreate-coded masterpiece?

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Easy game, don't know what the hype is all about

>>748347676
these gods abandoning their duty/world story is always silly. why not just make more gods like every other world mythology?

>>748350034
That's not really what's going on though. The Shifting Mound and Long Quiet were trapped there in a suppressed state against their will. The debate at the end is both of you very eagerly trying to decide whose job you're going to do first because you're both eager to get back to it.

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>>748349695
In their quest for narrative subversion they accidentally tapped into Jungian archetypes which ended up subverting them

>>748347846
Wait until you try Bioshock.

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>>748347676
Anyone here remember the day the princess VA found stp generals during an active thread, that was a fun time

>>748348378
>the ad for the game is saying try not to cum
>but the entire purpose of said erotic game seems indeed to be to cum

>>748350874
I blame the adversary fags constantly goonposting about wanting to get snuffed

>>748350874
she did voicelines for us so she's based

>>748350874
Reminds me of the /lit/ leak.

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>>748347846
>doesn't trust the plan
NGMI.

>>748350982
Then just slay the princess and be done with it.
You get a special "good ending" if you do just that.

>>748347676
I killed her and uninstalled this garbage.

>>748351395
that was some sad shit

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Did anyone else just burst out laughing at this one.
She looks so fed up, but knows that the only one to blame is herself. It's hilarious.

>>748349695
The voices in my head all want to caress the pink soles.

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>>748348018
>Fu'give 'er? Did you forget that whooah pushed us down those fuckin' stairs! We were about to get out too!

>>748351886
No anon, it's a trap, you must use your implement

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>>748347676
Ghost blowjob, of course

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She cute

The Prisoner? More like The Cute!

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>>748351017
i mean can you blame us, yeah i want pic rel to ride me and cave my skull in mid cowgirl, and thats high test

>>748354493
Objectively best princess

>>748347748
>You got the best ending.
That's not damsel?

>>748347846
>>why
>>I cant tell
You have to slay her or the world will end

>>748348018
I really wish they'd make another DLC where specific Princesses can get their own ending, rather than just the default one.

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>>748347676
if the princess was a cute shota instead then this game would be MAYBE interesting, but honestly I can't stand attention whore and the whole game centered around a dishonest shallow bitch sounds dreadful

>>748357048
The whole formula honestly piss me off.
>save the princess
>the void arms take her anyway
Ok nigger so what's the point? Where's my happy ending? Why even bother with all this when the outcome is the same as when I kill her?
>inb4 aktually the outcome is not the same because you get different dialogue at the end

>>748357230
The point is that you have many ways in which to handle the general conundrum and whether you interpret the Princess as something positive, necessary, or malicious.

After all, there's an ending where you both decide you don't want to be deities and live out your lives as regular mortals.

>>748351395
>Reminds me of the /lit/ leak.
>>748351521
>that was some sad shit
QRD?

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>>748350874
I still love the game and am also still the world's biggest racist and sexist

Angry sex with the witch

>>748357547
Yeah I get that's the overarching plot, I just don't care for it. The "run" ending after I kill her makes sense, the "run" abruptly ending when we leave the cabin feels arbitrary and unsatisfying and an undermining of my efforts. I was more invested into these little stories than in the cosmic mystery

>>748359168
Which is why they added the "leave the cabin as mortals" ending, even though it somewhat breaks established information, like the Princess saying that all of the variations you've met was her specifically.

>>748359475
It just doesn't feel the same... which is why I always kill her.

I have a feeling only people who are into philosophy enjoyed this game and everyone else just found it confusing.

>>748359863
I am not into philosophy and I enjoyed it and wasn't confused at all.

>>748359863
pseuds are silly

>>748359863
It's not complicated at all. It's just a story about eternity in the current vernacular and secular hermeneutic.

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>>748351445
>He didn't play the STP fps.

>>748351521
Can I get a QRD please?

>>748359863
I don't care for philosophy at all, in fact now that I think about it I have a pretty strong disdain for it.

is it ever explained why she has such big eyes

>>748348456
did you get the broom closet princess? that princess is my favorite!

>>748359863
I've certainly taken Philosophy and it did make my original playthrough of Nier Automata a little more engaging, but I wouldn't say that's what I liked about this game.

Probably had more to do with the variety of choices and outcomes on offer.

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>>748347676
>Now what?
Miss out on the sudden feeling of emptiness after realizing you developed feelings for a VN character that doesn't exist.

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>love Slay the Princess
>see what else they made
>mfw
HOW ARE THESE THE SAME PEOPLE?

>>748362096
Don't worry, they'll make up for it with Slay the Gender-Nonconforming-Monarch as a remastered edition in a couple of years.

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balls-busting, furniture-breaking, baby-making marathon sex with the Adversary

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>>748360469
Nice to see you're still working on that. Keep up the good work anon.

>>748362246
dont threaten me with a good time

>>748351445
>In front of you is a pristine Avtomat Kalashnikova.
>This is your implement. You will need this if you are to do this right.

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How does someone date this?

>>748357616
Some guy found a girl's youtube page where she just read books, and after he shared it on 4chan they spammed comments about they wanted to fuck her, and at first she was confused by the comments because they were using sexual terms she never heard before, but that just made 4chan spam more creep comments until she deleted her channel.

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(Your) response?

>>748362637
"Nah, bruh, I'm tired. Five more minutes."

>>748359863
>everyone else just found it confusing.
There's nothing confusing about it though? I never studied philosophy and I understood the story perfectly fine after my first playthrough. The plot is
>You and the Princess were once one godlike entity
>The crow / Narrator split you apart to create a world without change so everyone would be immortal
>The Princess is the half of you that represent change, while you represent the other half of Stasis. The process leaves you both with amnesia
>For the narrator's plan to succeed, you (stasis) must slay the Princess (Order), since the world will always have change as long as the Princess lives
>But as you confront your second half, you realize that you cannot bring yourself to truly kill her
>This culminates in you meeting the Shifting Mound and the world seemingly ending
>The Shifting Mound is the subconscious of the Princess that remembers parts of her true identity. She tasks you with repeatedly confronting the princess to unlock different aspects of herself, so that she can remember her true fate and role in the world
>Time loops repeatedly due to the Shifting Mound exerting her authority over the world so that you can explore the different aspects of the princess
>But both you and the princess remember the loops since you both sort of exist outside of time
>Each loop profoundly changes the princess since the changes you inflict upon her soul carry on in every loop
>The princess is literally being shaped by your subconscious of what she should be
>The Shifting Mound eventually sees enough to piece herself back together
>By now, you've learned that you're the Long Quiet and you are a part of the Princess
>Now you must choose whether to slay her permanently and grant the narrator his wish, run away with the princess and explore the world as immortal lovers. There are a few more endings iirc but it's been a few years since I played it so I don't remember them.

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Cousin or Princess?

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>>748359863
I like philosophy and hate the game

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>>748362678

>>748347676
YOU TAKE THAT HORNY LITTLE ASS AND YOU SLAY PRINCESSES AND YOU SLAY PRINCESSES AND YOU SLAY PRINCESSES

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>>748359863
I'm just horny

>>748363145
Geoffrey, make me a mirror.

>>748362613
>Cook her food
>Dies because of salt

Why is the Thorn the only princess you can kiss?

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>>748363242
No horny.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo

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>>748363242

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>>748348210
ok but imagine passionate lovemaking way past the edge of violence

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>>748363948

What is this game and is it worth playing?

>>748366036
It's a love story.
>is it worth playing?
Yes, go do it.

>>748359863
I think you're overstating how important the dollar store philosophy is to the experience. Most people are here for pretty girl/regicide
>>748360469
Shifting mound owes me 360 no scope headshot

>>748362634
>educating a clueless wench with esoteric sexual vocabulary
Classic

>>748360469
What weapons do you think each of the voices would use?

Hunted - shotgun, he's making sure anything lurking near him stands no chance
opportunist - sniper, it gives him the opportunity of shooting people from a distance they can't retaliate from
skeptic - either a revolver or a bolt action rifle, he's not taking chances with anything that could jam up on him
contrarian - make love not war.
Cheated - rocket launcher. He's tired of being trampled on, he's making sure he's taking you down even if he dies too
smitten - Uses a mighty long sword, befitting of a dashing knight
cold - grenades, he has no objections to using them as a suicide vest
Hero - assault rifle because it's the most versatile
paranoid - pistol, he needs an agile weapon he can easily handle for when someone tries to backstab him
stubborn - refuses to not fight in melee
Broken - What's the point, he can't win...

I was interested in this game until I learned that it had voiceacting, and the devs are pronoun fags

>>748355353
my dead hungry wife

Damsel nts....

>>748363446
worker princess is just one day way from being isekai'd

the game is cool but
but the whole thing about light/darkess shifting mound shit is pretentious as shit

Despite my countless warnings, you take a huff of the Princess' bare furry ass, and you die.

>>748368746
beasts need love too

>>748350284
>try to subvert people into liking femdom
>get subverted into liking rough babymaking
They PLAYED themselves

>>748368746
... for the, what is it now, fourty seventh time?
I suppose I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

>>748347676
retarded face

>>748360620
TLQ likes them.

>>748361725
I've never had that problem. The girls like the game's MC, not me. I am not the MC.

>>748363363
only one which can bleed properly

>>748369541
Turn on your screen and go slay the Princess.

>>748348527
>retard
that's what you are

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Damsel is best

>>748368746
And I'll do it again!

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Burger Queen, my beloved...

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I want to marry Tabitha!

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>>748349695
>How did the makers of a surreal horror-comedy VN with lots of branching choices make a second game that’s also like that?

>start game called slay the princess
slay that princess
ok
>The end.
wow, cool

>>748371856
>>748371978
The shill brigade is here, pack it up

>>748347676
I flushed this game 10 minutes in. Gay reddit writing and narration. Sucked mega ass.

>>748372267
nice try sweatie but its actually a tumblr game

Woke

>>748371856
>she/her

yuck

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>>748371856
I want to marry Princesstha.

I want to tongue the Witch's hairy butthole

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>>748349695

>>748361725
But i never developed anything. Routes were kinda fun but i can't say i LIKE the princess. Shifty had me wanting to get away and separate from her if anything else.

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Finished this last month, got all paths if not every CG. Dragon best ending, fuck you Opportunist.

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>>748373535
If you’d rather romance a he/him game’s got you covered.

>>748374672
I find the bird dragon protagonist just as hot, if not hotter then the princess.

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Every time i see this game in catalog it reminds me about one particular manga ongoing
Maybe it's time to play it.

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>>748373965
>Princesstha update for both games never ever
Feelsbadman

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>one of the handful of games that don't work on Switch 2 for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyQoIaOElok
Motherfuckers used to make so many Princess threads back in the day, I'm surprised a general never took off.

>>748347846
play mesmalie. it's a better iteration

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>>748347676
I preferred this game

>>748376048
Weren't there a few attempts at a StP general, and all of them fell flat because retards always attempted to subvert them into shit like SH & StP general / Black Tabby Games general or some shit like that?

>>748347846
He said it fucking clearly, the more he explains the more power she gets.

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>>748376370
Not on /vg/ I don’t think, but there used to be constant Slay the Princess threads here, which then became Saturday-only before dying altogether a year ago.

It’s for the best since they’ve made it clear outside of merch there will never be any new StP stuff ever again. It’s either switch to Scarlet Hollow and their other future projects (they already have a third game planned plus publishing stuff from other devs) or spiral into /ksg/-style insanity.

>>748377510
>It’s for the best since they’ve made it clear outside of merch there will never be any new StP stuff ever again
They are truly a one-hit wonder of a studio.
Nothing they'll ever make will beat StP, and they know it.
It’s a complete accident they managed to tap into that goldmine in the first place.

>>748377843
Did you play SH?

>>748363145
Man the princess is a trip Uncle Funkle

>>748378195
You got to kick The Adversary's BUTT, Uncle Phil!

>>748375796
>don't work on Switch 2
How in the fuck? Its literally Renpy, that shit run on everything

>>748378181
I have, up to the episode that was released somewhere at the start of this year. But I need to ask. Are you about to reason that SH is somehow comparable to StP in terms of how well it turned out and the success it garnered? Because that'd be quite silly of you, anon.

Become the princess.

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lol,______________________LMAO

>>748374820
i prefer his mom

>>748380513
Both good

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>>748362352
TRVTH NVKE BROTHER!!!

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>>748381183
that's Needle but I'll allow it

For some reason I cannot at all comprehend, you climb between the enormous sacks of flesh in front of you. The Princess presses them together with enough force to shatter boulders, and you die.

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>>748371856
>incest route never ever

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>>748381929
Cousin-bonding time is its own reward.

>>748363446
Keep your AI trash to yourself nigger

>>748357230
It's longing and yearning.

>>748363242
I mean just look at her.

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>>748347846
video games can never be deep media, they need to save that shit for books

>>748375796
Why do you even have a switch 2 in the first place?
>cause I wanna pla-
That games sucks and isn’t worth the $500

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>>748381183
I love this shit-earing grin

is there vagine

>>748385985
Nah only handholding and kiss

>>748347676
Now sit back and enjoy your perfect world

>>748349607
I already wrote a poem a while back. Now I just have the other three to get around to
>>748349679
I still haven't seen some of the varient routes and I think that's ok because it makes the choices I made more meaningfully related to me and to my character then they would be if I insisted on seeing the whole thing but in an elaborate order
I think

>>748347676
give her 'the look'

>>748366745
i think she was also a bit slow in the head, but she really liked books and that showed. 4chan destroyed an innocent that day.

>>748368337
Opportunist would have no fewer then 15 guns hidden under his vest. He would insist that each one was the last one

>>748362634
>>748388145
I....
I don't have the heart to tell him...

Zanzibart Forgive me...

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>>748347676
Now it's party time

>>748362634
Jesus, i hope she is still reading books these days
>>748388221
KEK

>>748355353
would

i want to play this but i dont have enough free space on my pc

>>748362749
Looks like shit

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>>748382841
You WILL enjoy anon's slop
https://files.catbox.moe/bfeuld.png

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Has anyone in their right mind really gone through all these routes?