Egyptians look like that!?!?!?!?!
At first I thought they had huge futanari cock bulges, then I realized it was just their thighs and I became disappointed.
Give me Jess or give me death.
>>748404539Mentally ill freak
>>748404420I wish egyptian girls looked like this more unironically and I'm not saying performative ewhores
>>748404420>the mods for these skins
>>748404605Reminder that Egyptian women are some of the fattest in the world, and twice as obese as Egyptian men.
>>748404420Cute tummies
>>748404420God I love big titties
>>748404760>tfw i'm E/INTP because instead of being a smart autist INTJ im a retarded spaz with hints of wisdom
>>748404420No, they are more brown>>748404539Genuinely, kill yourself
>>748404760>>748405094Is this thing just astrology but for nerds?
>>748405162No, it's like the Tomadachi Life mii personality thing but irl
>>748405162It's some bullshit a woman made up to make money that she invented after reading a Jung book, another bullshit artist.
>>748404420Which one has the biggest futa cock?
Bought both of these skins. I'm almost a Champion Emma and can't play Hela to save my life.Ahh...gaming
jfc Emma stole another nut from me...
>>748404539based. don't let the evil rats in this thread dissuade you
>>748405569>>748405243>>748404539die faggots
I wish Egyptians were real.
Hotter than the Savage Land skin. But that's because I have a fetish for ancient Egyptian clothes.
>>748405162It's a lot like Sims 1/2 personalities actually (the point distribution part, not the zodiac signs that auto distributed them). Maxis were ahead of its time
please post squirrel girl
>>748406276
>>748404420I havent played rivals in about a year and a half, who the fuck are these niggas? I can sorta tell the right one is emma frost, who tf is left are the current players okay with skins like this changing the char appearances so much? Feels like itd get in the way of the fast action call outs and fighting during the busy games when so much is on screen
>>748404420>mfw I found out egyptian women don’t actually exist
Yeah
>>748406651now post her farting
>>748406389>>748406651thank youshe's the best
>>748405162women don't even understand astrololgy
>>74840659440% of adult Egyptian women have had their clitoris removed and and the former ruling party wanted it to be mandatory to get accepted into universities.
>>748406715>>748406594>trangyptno wonder why the us is so obsessed with middle east
>>748404567>appeal to little girls with a magical transformation>transforms into a bug
>>748404539I don't know why I don't word filter you freaks. Maybe it's time to finally change that.
>>748406651guhhhh
>>748406535Left is Hela.This isn't TF2. There are just 6 players on the enemy team. You might get confused in the first few seconds of the match if you haven't seen a new skin yet, but after that, your brain just naturally registers that player as Hela.
>>748406645Before I clicked I thought it was nonsummerjack
>>748406821Spiders are not bugs.
>>748406932the op of the thread, I mean
>>748404420
>>748405162it's bullshit but at least it's based on a personality test with some basic logic to it, not on the same level as believing the active constellations at your moment of birth can be used to predict your future
>>748406932Well who else does Egypt themed gravure?
>>748406651>too many nutsYou can never have enough nuts.
>>748406873it really do be like that sometimes
>>748407072Where IS HER FUCK8NG TAIL PRON ARTISTS ARE FUCK8NG IDIOTS THAT NEVER PLAYED GAMES
>>748407308I ate it
>>748405632I choose to die drowning in futa cum.
>>748406651i'm going to rub one
>>748406651ass freckles get me going like nothing else
>>748404539FPBP I thought the same.
>>748407707Janny isn't going to like this.
>>748407716GIRTHly...
need this as an emote
>>748408173bigger
You can easily tell which girls in Marvel Rivals are Futacoded
>>748404420I fucked a lebanese girl in college who looked a lot like that. in the face I mean. she had small cute perky tits instead of big slutty ho honkers.
>>748405162It's sorta interesting but pretty basic personality analysis>Introverted or Extroverted>You do/don't like people>Sensing or Intuition>You are/aren't autistic>Thinking vs feeling>You do/don't like heckin facterino/feelerinos!>Judging or Perceiving>You are/aren't OCD
>>748406980Yea. The elites just believe in that shit cause they are dumber than us... right?
>>748404420The Jews greatest enemy
>>748404420wtf I love egyptian women now
>>748404420What was NetEase thinking?
You're late as fuck, OWsissy
>>748405162>>748406698>>748406980>>748408665Eternal reminder:
>>748408894Ishizu is so beautiful.
>>748406651Acorn shits
>>748408972"how can we be based as fuck"
>>748404420Lick
>>748409471My tongue. Her bellybutton. You do the math.
>>748406845You're too lazy and adhd to get around to anything. You'll never filter me anon, I'll always be subtly manipulating your subconscious little by little with each one of my posts everytime you see one
>>748409564Something doesn't add up
My wife Illyana
>>748404567what a flatty
>>748406715>>748406594
>>748408972Maybe it's a reference to this
>>748411886For some baffling reason female genital mutilation(sorry, 'circumcision') is a very big thing in rural areas. What you have to understand is that Egypt's very India tier in a lot of areas, probably worse I haven't been to India to actually check.At some point in 2011 during the Arab Spring revolts, after president Mubarak was overthrown(having spent like 33 years or more as president because lmao infinite martial law), the ruling party became effectively the Muslim Brotherhood(To put it simply they're ISISs 'diplomatic' cousin, to the extremely limited extent a muslim terror cell can be diplomatic. I'm genuinely amazed we weren't glassed/invaded during that time period). Being the backwards niggers that they are, they wanted to ensure that female circumcision was the norm, because they thought it would cut down on promiscuity and sexual drive.If memory serves this topic came up again under a different party that was opposed to the currently ruling Junta but I've pretty much checked out of the absolute joke that isn't funny that is politics here.Also Egypt has a very high rate of obesity because the cuisine is mainly carbs on top of carbs on top of lard on top of carbs
>>748412265>Being the backwards niggers that they are, they wanted to ensure that female circumcision was the norm, because they thought it would cut down on promiscuity and sexual drive
>>748406845Imagine being this much of a bitch.
>>748413192Better a bitch than a faggot.
>>748412159Me on the left
>>748405816Coward faggot
>>748408972shitty cleopatra movie reference
>>748408972Why are you posting the old version?
>>748414541He's still going to be posting it in a year's time
>>748404420>wh*tekys
>>748408972>>748414541So why did they change it? It looked like she had slaves?
>>748412159
>>748414920They were meant to merely look like silhouettes, the colour scheme didn't reflect this and people thought it was meant to be "black slaves", when it's Caesar and Mark Anthony in the movie poster they're homaging.
What do you think of the new map?
>>748405162Not really. It's just filing the results of like 4 different scales, not calling someone a star sign and then ascribing meaning to it.
>>748417238Don't know. I only play 18x18.
>>748417238It's fine
>>748417401I'm still mad they don't let you do anything with Alice but have her be a horrible opportunist bitch to you all game long.
>>748417238I like that both sides get their own BGM even though it's Domination.
When is Storm getting her Africa skin? It's literally in Wolverine vs X-Men.
>>748418303She has a thousand better looks than that.
Is Gorr fun to play? I am a BP main. I want to learn DD and Gorr.
>>748418576>Is Gorr fun to play?He's the kind of character you have to spend everything on to secure the kill and escaping is risky. A complete glass cannon. The basic flow of him is>Throw down clone as close to the enemy as possible.>Shift to the enemy so it places a second one where you stop.>Land the M2 as this groups the clones onto what you hitIf you missed then you need to back off or you will likely die.>Turn around and throw a clone behind you.>Turn back around and press F on a clone near the enemy to gain your damage buff.>Press C on the team-up that gives you the scythe damage buff and distance bonus.>M1 until you're about to die, hopefully you killed the enemy.>F should be up now so go to the clone you threw behind you assuming it's not dead.>Shift should be up in like a second to escape further.If at any point clones near your enemy die or the one behind you dies you genuinely need to improvise, and in groups I genuinely feel like it entirely depends if you have someone either healing you or backing you up.
>>748404420>Hela on the front pageSEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>748419078You really think it's Hela people came here for?
>>748418858your new corporate assistant
PLAY DINO NOW BEFORE HE IS NERFED AGAIN
>>748409471fat bitch
>>748408894>>748409162Ishizu = best YGO girl
>>748417238>What do you think of the new map?good pretty mapfull of comics referencesi still hate it because its Domination
>>748404420I just realized they both have a white chroma recolor of their egypt skinsand for both of them - white is the best versionsame for that one gypsy Wanda skin - white was also the best chroma there
>>748419078you fucking suck jeetda
>>748405162Schizo nerds already dabble in astrology, just look at /x/ and natal charts threads.
>>748417238It's domination so I'm avoiding it
>>748419126I came for Hela
>>748420748you fucking suck jeetda
sex with racist egyptian women!
>>748419529>PLAY DINO NOW BEFORE HE IS NERFED AGAIN
The Thing is currently a strong tank?
>>748423995Currently the best Vanguard is still Magneto, though Rogue has gotten stronger.
>>748424260>Currently the best Vanguard isTankpool, Dino, Emma
>>748423995>The Thing is currently a strong tank?he was very busted prev seasongot nerfs, is still ok/strong, but not in the top ~3 anymore
>>748423995YeHis nerfs were overall nothingburgers, he is still pretty good in certain comps
>>748422927
>>748404539I came in thinking the same. Huge disappointment.
Sugah
>>748404420i hate the fact that not every hero gets a skin for every theme. the coolest thing is having an entire team with the same skin theme
>>748426292
>>748426292>>748426327momma
>>748404420man emma is so easy its crazy. i tried to tank as thing and devil dinosaur for hours and i was never as good with them as i was with her after like the 3 matchmelee heroes in general are just really hard in the game. only one i am good with is mr f and he is more a semi melee hero since he has good range
>>748427131Thing and especially Dinosaur require better healing than Emmabut if you use cover a lot + punisher guns - dino is also strong afbut yeah Emma op
>>748427235yeah its because emma is all range and has a shield that way she can stay with her healers and still fight and also block damagethe thing and dd meanwhile are almost 100% dependened on their healers not being brain dead and actually following them into battle if you want to get any kills and survive.its really always super annoying wanting to push and getting abonded by my team as a tank in this game
Strange needs a bit of an update. The shield is great butthe teleport is very situational and has a long ass cd, and the rest of his abilities are "eh". Could benefit with a couple more abilities befitting of the sorcerer supreme.
>>748404420Just like Osiris they seem to be missing a certain part...
>>748404420FPBP, melty replies below
Emma and Dino are my fav vanguards, I like when they're strong
Not even pretending to be a video game board anymore.
>>748412265>>748406715Based. If the male version is allowed, then the female version should be as well. It's just equality :)
>>748404420why does the new hap have so many captain america headbusts?
>>748428537how do people like dino lmao every range character in game hard counters his ass
>>748414541the old version looks better
>>748429207SKILL ISSUE
>>748429392cope lmao go walk into a punisher moon knight frontline
>>748404420The follow-up double BJ pics were pretty good
Too many dad gamers for my liking on this game, they just infuriate me
emma rapes and emma shits
>>748429910>emma rapesnice
>>748404539
BEHOLD, I AM THOR!GOD OF THUNDER, SON OF ODIN, AND DEFENDER OF ASGARD!If thou art foolish enough to challenge Thor, you will find Mjolnir POWERFUL enough to BREAK YOUR SKULL!HEED MY WORDS, EVILDOERS!IF THOU DOST WISH TO CHALLENGE THE ODINSON, THOU WILL FACE THE DIVINE POWER OF MIGHTY MJOLNIR!NEVER SHALL THE GOD OF THUNDER RELENT!
>>748404420No! They look like this!
>>748405632you are but afraid of what could be
>>748431596Didn't you JUST get ACK'd by Gorr THIS season?God of Thunder. More like God of Blunder
>>748431596the god of horny black women!
>>748420970im white and i think he's a honorary aryan and makes good art doe
>>748404539based futa chad
>>748404539based
>>748405094ENTJ (the rarest if the rarest) gigachad reporting in
Is this the egypt thread?
>>748433380sure why not
>>748431642This is 60+ y.o. woman
>>748406389
Her game.
>>748433380I love Non, horse face and all
>>748414464would
>no emma frost mods that make her blackits joever
>>748404420no they look like this
>>748436747best girl
>>748436747>Join us, anon
>>748431596KINO.
>>748431708Aye, mortal but I would not take such a tone nor phrase my current imprisonment such as that. Nay, thou is mistaken in naming me, the God of Blunders.Gorr shall face the tempest raging around me and thy shall witness the return of the ODINSON.And if my hammer remains broken? Then I struggle to think one of those who I call friends won't come to my aid. The god of strength, the long-faced brother I share great camraderie with, and friends banded together under the banner of the Avengers are most persistent in their seeking out of justice!
>>748404539kek same
>YOU ARE A VAIN, GREEDY, CRUELAH BOI>Well I beg to differ, here frather, have some candeh.>EUGH!>*CHOMP* *SNAP*>*growls in frustration*>HEERRRGGHHH
>>748408894>>748409162>>748436747>>748437281Kaiba is so lucky.
>>748404539F to the motherfucking PBP
>>748404539same fpbp
>>748404420What about this one though?
https://www.twitch.tv/marvelrivals
>>748440781
>>748440781Strimmers getting gaped by VP
>>748442149>Nipple piercingEven if it's fake tits
>>748408436 That, and it just rounds you to the nearest extreme in each of the 4 categories, even when you score near the center. Guess the list of possible acronyms would get too cumbersome if four more letters were to be added.
>>748405162>Is this thing just astrology but for nerds?Yes. Hence all the (You)s you triggered
>>748404539Fucking based . Put me in the screenshot bros
>>748442149I want to suck her massive feminine cock.
>>748405816I'm gonna need those milk sacks to be a bit larger.
>>748408173Keep going Wanda!
>>748412159No, it's a reference to this.
>>748405162Astrology and personality tests fall under the umbrella of theology without adhering to religious beliefs. You've got played up astronomy and psychology instead of religion. They serve the same mechanic for identity and labeling.
>>748442149I could fit it
>>748405162No, racism is astrology for nerds.
>>748404567Death it is
>>748404539fpbp
>>748405094>take a personality quiz>get assigned a youtube URL>base your whole life off itStar sign bullshit.
>>748435324
>>748405816>Hotter than the Savage Land skin.Not even close nigger
>>748408285explain and describe their cock sizes in intimate detail
>>748442149
Would you fuck Morph?
>Shinda
>>748447175you fucking suck jeetda
>>748431642Where is the sauce?
If Egyptians looked like that, their civilization wouldn't have collapsed
>>748405816I really hate the way the hair frames her face. It's very unflattering.
>>748449672I would fuck anything that looked like that
I have an Egyptian girl and clown girl fetish
add surrender to QPnow
>>748436689Dumbass.
my dream is to one day see my own renders posted in these threadsalso, uh, buff squirrel girl I guess
>>748444767
>>748438330>Kaiba having eyes for anyone but Blue Eyeslolwat
Tankpool /w Hela TUEmma Dino /w Punisher TUall very strong
Sex with Penis Parker
>>748408665elites are people too, and people believe in retarded bullshit
>>748452364ew. black skin on women is so ugly
VENOM/CARNAGE/SYMBIOTE SKIN FOR DINO WHEN??
holy fuck dinosaur is brokenthey're gonna nerf his ass again 100%
>>748454498
What could Mystique do that Loki doesn't do already?
the battlepass Squirrel emote is so goodcute dance + funky music
>>748454807Transform into different members of the Brotherhood of Mutants. And impregnate women.
>>748412265>Also Egypt has a very high rate of obesity because the cuisine is mainly carbs on top of carbs on top of lard on top of carbsTheir cuisine is pure slop compared to the rest of ours it's honestly sad to see.>koshari>la7miya>6a3miya>all the offal dishesFucken hell
>>748436797... is Aki
>>748455716Ishizu >= Aki >= Alexis = Mai >= Tea
>>748442418Ah, a fellow gentleman of taste
>>748454807Not tied to her ult
>>748449672Sex.
>>748452364not the real black emma though
>>748457730Anyone that's a shapeshifter should be allowed to be a complete slut. It just comes with the territory.
>>748404539fag
>>748432719ENTJ bro
>>748412159Are you retarded?
>>748450578https://x.com/NinNinja3D/status/2083992904125874284
are you gonna buy that Celestial Messenger cosmic Luna skin?
>>748457931
>>748451909>>748447175>>748447083I wasn't going to jerk off but...
>>748459849>are you gonna buy that Celestial Messenger cosmic Luna skin?No.
MORE DINO SKINS NOW
>>748461281>MORE DINO SKINS NOW^
>>748461281The skin that makes him a Digimon is cool enough that I don't know if I'd need any others.
>>748462508>>748454074
>>748404539You are a tranny
I give my life for she
>>748462761Hi Scott.
wtf why does it show my post-match dino accuracy as 0%..
Penis Parker nude skin.NOW
>>748463159Nude is crassWhat we need is a see-through shiny bodysuit
>>748463279sheer nightgown
>>748459817I'm glad xitter links at least include account name so I can find this shit.>inb4 just make a twitter accountDon't wanna
>>748404420Real Egyptians looked Nordic
>>748404420Real life egyptian women don't look like this.
>>748463294I was thinking keep her mech pilot suit, just make it transparent latex
add surrender to QP
imagine surrendering
Would Emma be a good mommy?
Real Egyptian women don't exist.
>>748463427No they didn't. You idiots claim this about literally every single civilization of note and it's tiresome.
>>748463347Smite 1 Neith is one of the hottest video game characters ever created.
>>7484641401 sec, gonna plap her and find out. hmu in 9 months and I'll confirm
>>748406821Isn't that French ladybug show like super popular?
>>748465438With pedos.
I went from lvl 14 to lvl 16 today on dino
>>748465698congrats :)
is this the thread?
>>748462508Actual T Rex dino skin (no horns or spikes, Jurrasic Park style)Feathered dino skinGodzilla inspired skin
>>748465989>Feathered dino skinew>Godzilla inspired skinBased
>>748404539Come out to your parents already
>>748404539Man it's been so long since I was into futanari. Heh.
>>748464560>No they didn't. You idiots claim this about literally every single civilization of note and it's tiresome.because it's true and they all went to shit when they mixed
>>748467916No, it isn't.
>>748404420Wrong, they look like THIS
>>748405632Futas can get pregnant. How is it gay if you impregnate them?
Haven't seen single fag using the pajama DD skinThis shit a Venom cake-tier flopGood
>>748468406I've seen tons of people run the tutu, but yeah, Daredevil and sheep Jeff are two no one cares to use. Every single Mantis I've run into has the pajamas though.
>>748468504>sheep JeffI use it, its probably my fav Jeff skin atmin fact, I mostly got the paid pass for Jeff (dont play Rogue)
>>748465735Shame her game is trash
>>748468504I'm using the Jeff sheep
I don't even know what to spend the costume coin on. I've already got the good costumes for people I play so my choices are:Hulk who I don't playPsylocke who I don't play and also have a better skin forIronfist who I don't play.
>>748468986You can always save it for when they add more choices.
>>748468986obviously Psylockeeveryone must have Vengence skin
>>748468986I grabbed Hulk and Psylocke on previous ones even though I don't really play them at all (Particularly Psylocke). Hulk ended up being used during the Ultron event and who knows when a new PvE event will happen to use Psylocke. Hell, I don't play Magik at all (I'm just not good at melee heroes) and she was my #1 during all of Zombies to the point I Bought the winter one.
I had to spend the full amount to get Pubilee PJs.So I am broke until next season. Won't be able to get Mantis PJs unfortunately.
>>748469139there's not enough young blood elsa smut. her ass and thighs are obscene.
>>748469338I just use that bikini mod for her
>witness Gorr detonate the Godbmomb in the God Quarry>5 ptsjust lost a match on God Quarry, it showed the ending cutscene of Gorr detonating the bomb, but the achievement didnt count.How does it work?
>>748470326You have to win
>>748470326There's always one for winning and one for losing on each new map.
>>748470334So you have to win AND get the cutscene with Gorr?does it just randomly show either the Thor or the Gorr cutscene in the end? Fully random?
>>748470414>>748470326The Age of ManWitness Gorr detonate the Godbomb in the God Quarry. Guide: Win a match as Team A (red background during hero select).Final ThunderWitness Thor sacrifice himself to absorb the Godbomb's blast in the God Quarry. Guide: Win a match as Team B (golden background during hero select).
>>748409084Lol keep believing bro
>>748470414You're team A or B, win once as both, you can tell by slight differences in their spawn rooms and different BGM.
>>748404420mark anthony was a lucky man
Sex with Hela, but she kills me after
>>748407034You could actually like fuck her at one point, like hire her and have her flown over to fuck her, I don't think she does that anymore though.
HEY DEY ALL FUCKIN WHITE GYPTIANS WAS BLACK
Egyptians do exist.
I lost 5 matches in a row
>>748474460
>>748473124Why aren't they wearing proper Egyptian clothes?
>>748404539It does look like something made by a futafag and then given an alternate version without dicks.
>>748474625Well it's because those are just stripper outfits vaguely based on Hollywood movie costumes from the mid 20th century.
>>748406389when is she getting another hot outfit?
>>748465148My fuckin' MAN!
>>748444596Shut up, pajeet.
>>748469338I got it in 3 pulls. Guess they didn't just fake the pull rates. Still not a fan of lottery stuff though.
Penis in Parker
>>748476314I say this all the time.
>>748476314Penis Parker button my face
>>748404678We love Princess Daisy
>>748476503What?
need more rule 34 of emma farting and shitting
>>748468597good thing she's in other games
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4EpRowYQF4
One day.
>>748479873Scott Summers taps that btw
>>748480641Correct.
Netease you fucking chuds, Storm deserves a skimpy Egyptian themed skin.
>>748464560We are kings
>>748481598>Soon.tm
>>748473124>tfw no coin operated Egyptian gf
>>748414464>>748473124>>748475190The OG Latinas.
>>748467916No, it's not true, and what's more, you're not "Nordic" eiher.
>>748481598i really hate storm's face in rivals. it's so god damn ugly.
>>748408173>No more flatties
>>748472538Based
>>748444767Is this real?
Play Vanguard.
>>748484906>Play Vanguard.I dodino and Emma
>>748404420I wish
>>748406645Based summer appreciator
>>748484993>>748485037Absolute goddess
>>748484993Nasty feet.
>>748404539Another r/4chan classic right here
>>748420064Press X to doubt
>>748485313pdf
>>748412159Me on the middle
>>748481798Agree
>>748485327Early access
Soon.
