Hmmm, wonder what's in these. Should we find out /v/?
those are some pretty small dragon dildos
It better not be an anime figurine.
>>748444512You think so? Hmm... not very heavy...
Is it a shitload of fly paper and some toesocks?
>>748444557Could be...
Sonic totem?
Just open them you coy faggot
>>74844444120,000 thumbtacks with mario emblazoned on them.
>>748444629Maybe this one... which one first? :/
>>748444441>Another retard posting pics of his game package because he’s desperate for attention I don’t know Metroid Dread or something, there is the attention you wanted.
>>748444512They're not small, they're beginner friendly
>>748444441If there is a bib, you have to wear it.
weeb shit
>>748444728newfag-chan...
>>748444441I hope it's *Crime and Punishment* by Dostoevsky.
>>748444696Okay, okay, let's do this!
I genuinely do not remember the last time I saw a dragon dildo thread.
Certainly not dragon dildos.
>>748444728>>748444696Kys newfags
>>748444809Finally>>748444837Fuck off
>>748444818there are better quality fantasy dildo manufacturers these days
Don't u love these things /v/? Idk what they're called lmao but they make more opening fun don't they?
im here OPEN THE FUCKING BOX
>>748444906reeeeeee
dragon dildo
>>748444906It's a dildo right?
Oh shit guys, it's gaming stuff! No dragon dildos ...............................................yet
>>748445006100% a gaming dildo
Boring. I'm going back to aniimo thread
>>748445006open
Flip this mf over...
>>748444906Packing peanuts. And no, they suck. I have to throw them away as trash while cutting up the cardboard for recycling.
>>748445006better be a full tittied mouse pad
>>748444728newfag detected
this is boring enough to be an adplease buy some dildos next time
BUTTPLUG
Where the FUCK is your black hand???
>>748445087...and...
>>748445173>pinkdildo confirmed
>>748445169Illegal.
>>748445173PUT IT IN YOUR ASS
>>748445173Hope its maxi pads
>>748445006Are you zerking off
>>748445173God I hope the jannies 404 your stupid ass
it's kind of small for a dildo
>>748445302They'll arrive soon
>>748444906they're called a tasty treat
>>748445173>>748445006>jerkgamingmodsrgb dildo i also have one makes me aim betterplus your box is all banged up
open the box or else
>>748445338Yeah these guys are kewl, shoutouts to them I guess.
>>748445456fuck you where is the dildo
uuugh
>>748445456>.ukL O N D O NONDON
Oops, spoilered the wrong image lmao.Well, it's a mouse /v/! A good one! Unfortunately >>748445006 spoiled it didnt realise :/ Well we still have box number 2, hmm...
>>748445543
bro boughted the 8k mouse
>>748445543>Lamzubased
>>748445543>wireless>no lagdoes thing operate with quantum mechanics or what
What could be in this one :^/
>>748445543I will KILL MYSELF if the other box is not a sexual item
>>748445543>30k dpiretarded, just like you
>>748445608a mousepad
>>748445543don't forget those femboy arm sleeves that you bought
>uk OMEGALOL
>>748445608>*pomf* what are we doing on the bed, senpai?
>>748445543>wirelessloling@urrig fagit
>>748445608thats gonna be the dragon dildo, right?
>>748445543where is the book?
>>748445543The most important thing about a gaming mouse is the shape.
>>748445608guessing that its a retarded mousepad and you are wasting our time
Hmmm... slowly getting there...>>748445665welcome bro we can play games and shitpost on 4chan
Beat thread on /v/ rn
>>748445723I already left
>>748445543A dragon dildo would've been less gay than this shit.
>>748445749it's a headset
>>748445749l-lewd, you tore her box pussy
Do pcbros really pay extra for modified office supplies for gaming?
>>748445749WOAH a penis biggening device?
>>748445816It does make a difference
>>748445816i use a $15 logitech mouse. I replace it about twice a year once it starts double clicking.I suppose if these high end mice last like 5 years it would be worth it
I still don't wanna show it lol that will ruin the suspense and fun :(
so, no dostoviesky?
it's a mousepad everybody go home
>>748445906It better be a hentai game
>>748445863yeah, especially those gaming thigh highs
>>748445923could you please del and repost w proper spelling kthx
>>748445923sry anon
>>748445543You're still gonna suck at Counter Strike
>>748445981be the change you wish to see in the thread
>>748445905If you want good performance and build quality for a mouse that isn't Team Green or Team Black, get a Benq Zowie mouse. They have phenomenal build quality
Well there u go hope u enjoyed the thread :)
You know what doesn't cost 1k and will last you a lifetime? Third party switch joycons. But I suppose you PC supremacists know nothing about that
>fell for the IEMthere isn't even an anime girl on the box wtf are you doing
>>748446156OK we get it you like the kiddy pool.
Yup, it's gamin time. See u on the chains /v/ros.
>>748446147Those are earbuds? Why didn't you get some audiophile shit instead of that memed up chinese shit?
>>748446147what even is that
>>748446147weird looking buttplugs and why are there two of them?
>>748446147
What a dogshit thread
>>748446052What's the point of a moise with a resolution 1000x higher dpi than pixel resolution of a monitor?
>>748446203The lazy river is especially nice. No need to worry about 3k graphics cards just to play Skyrim
>>748446147auto-vibrating asshole plugs?
>>748445338>plus your box is all banged uplol... desu I had opened that box already and decided afterwards to do the opening thread so I hid that hehe. Cheers fellas.
>>748446207Those earbuds are gonna fail yoh. Try a real audiophile company next time
>>748446247very disappont 3/10 no sex toys
>>748446207why in ears over headphones?
>>748446147For me it's strictly over-ear headphones or death. I do not understand how people tolerate IEMs, they are gross, uncomfortable, and as difficult to clean as a pot of Marmite; and if you lose one half of the pair (easy to do) you are fucked. They sound tinny too
>>748446345Because hes a retard who falls for memes
you can still salvage this shit by displaying these boxes next to a huge dragon dildoI believe in you, OP
>>748446207looks pretty gay, i bet you spend a lot of time playing healer classes
>>748444441give them back, jamal
>>748446264Well the ZA13-DW I am using right now is driverless and has a max possible DPI of 3200. It's a great mouse for claw grip.
thread sux OP is a fag as always
i stand by putting it in your ass
>>748446371All good points. And just look at the box packaging! They care more about anime girls than the quality of your audio. Thays an immediate red flag that its Chinese garbage
>>748446312aww you thought about us, hope your newly consoomed proodoocts serve you well when you game and i mean that anon.
>>748446207>250 dollor IEMs>built cheaper than my EDC Pros (14 dollars)hope you have a good warranty on those
>>748445816I think its actually weird how there's no real pc gaming control method and its just using stuff youre already using to file taxes and watch porn, maybe some dumb shit with arcade cabinet joystick to walk and mouse or drawing tablet-like device to aim would be nice.
>>748446371its for kids, op is likely >20yothey all think just because pros have to use in-ears under noise cancelling headphones in tournaments "they have to be the best solution" for gamingits like retarded people turning their keyboard sideways (which was done just because of little space provided on LANs)
>>748446478To be fair, the goal kf the creation of the computer wasnt gaming. Gaming is secondary on that market.
>>748446475they already look cheap lmao
>>748446475those will give you tinnitus and you'll end up wishing you were dead
>>748445543I'm on the way to buy a new mouse right now, but wireless never sat right with me, never liked the shapes or lack of cursor focus
>>748446680Half of that is already true. And my hearing is good.
>>748446845get a Lamzu Thorn V2 or Paro. If you don't like the wireless you can just plug in the cable and if you want to try it use the cable to position the receiver next to your mousepad. Simple shape, buttons and encoder are both optical so they should outlast mechanical. If you're looking for a specific shape, sensors, buttons and encoder you can check https://www.eloshapes.com/
>>748446147>no life sized silicone horse pussy onaholewhat even was the point of this thread kys op
>>748446371I think people want to use them when they go outside and don't want to carry around a big autism helmet.
>>748448058Going outside without hearing your surroundings is retarded. Unless you're in an uber you need to be fully aware of your surroundings. I once used to wear headphones as I walked around town until I got jumped.
>>748448309>win an action-packed trip to detroit>wear the biggest bulkiest tactical gamer headset to protect your head>also warns would-be assailants that you're a leet gamer who shouldnt be messed with>activate LEDs to blind your attackers>in a desperate situation, you can remove it from your head and swing it around by the cord as an improvised flailIEMfags could never
>>748448636Lmao. Its like the vid nof people wearing vr sets on the bus. Dude, you're gonna get robbed.
>>748445543>can't tell op's skin color in the reflectionSomeone ENHANCE
>>748446207post ur feet cocktease
>>748444441What's in the box? WHATS IN THE BOOOOX?
