>Commander Shepard...
>>748446601*ahem*Paragon Shepherd and JackThat is all.
>>748446793*airlock and jack
a cutey in ME but quickly soured as a serious businesswoman later on
>>748446601Sorry Liara, I like my blueberries more ripe. I've gotta go >shuffles over to meditate next to Samara
>>748446601SHE'S 117 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>748446601what if miranda was an asari? or jack?
>>748447557asari jack would basically be a crazier aria
blue pusy must feel like heaven
>>748446601Did we ever get confirmation if they have tentacles down there instead of pubes?
>>748447698I must see it visually first
I want to save the galaxy with Shep and Jack!!!
>>748448387what is her mouth on
>>748446601Sorry, I'm busy having fun with my girlfriend. And I expect you in uniform while you're on the duty. Don't let it happen again
>>748446601i wonder what Asari cum tastes like, blueberries?
>>748446601Jack is hotter
>>748446601You do realize that without biotics they all look like alien spiderdemons Anon.
>>748448387Helping themselves to a spoonful of Rubert's Calamari Gumbo.
>>748446601My shepherd was always evil as fuck and I never did a single romance>whyBecause romance in gaming is for fags
Sex with Asari scientist forever.
>>748448927Incendiary ammo will do that.
>>748446601I seriously doubt a human would betray his own race for THAT
>>748448750These things.
>>748446601I've seen her suck off a husky
>>748446601Where's her penis
>>748448935Aha! You have discovered Liara's true form!
Turn 360 and walk away
>>748450253>>748450479Need a miranon that will dress up in catsuits
>>748450145
>>748450697H-hot...
>>748446601where is her cock?
what does blue toes taste like I wonder
>>748451054In your butt
>>748451007Is that how you really feel, Mr. Bond?
>>748446601>this with Lightning's voiceAbsolute perfection. Hard to find a better girl.
Steak, Liara. I think about when there's so much steak.I fucking love steak.
>>748446601Only the good artists remember to detail her sequin skin texture. Bless them.
>>748446601Why do some people genuinely want their character to have a relationship with Liara when she's going to outlive Shepard by 800+ years and have countless other lovers?
>>748446601Finally, a good thread>>748451242It's true
>>748451329The textured skin is good, but smooth soft blue is fine too.
>>748451565She's going to put femshep through a secret asari ritual that turns her into an asari.
>>748451317Hey. I'll ALWAYS be doing these people.
>>748446601>100yo hag virginShe's so perfect
>>748451565>Why do some people genuinely want their character to have a relationship with LiaraCommander Shepard genuinely wants to have a relationship with Liara
>>748451818>Commander Shepard genuinely wants to have a relationship withEVERYONE
>>748447557>jack with no tattoos and a sexy alien bodyplease stop, i can only get so erect.
Blueberry love is best love
>>748452148Would be a perfect face model for an Asari
>>748452258Is it just me or does her face scream blowjob queen?
>>748446601just look at this cute alien mind parasite
>>748449487They look meaty
>>748452332It's just you. Your face screams blowjob queen.
>>748446601i look at this shit and dont feel anything my libido is so dead from years of gooning
>>748453101Brofist bro, me too.
are all asari whores?
>>748453369they actually think they're the alpha chad
>>748446601>Alien native on planet with completely different biomes and G has identical ankle joints to humansUhuh
>>748453369Only in the first 1000 years
>>748446601>>748451242>>748451576Oh my god, THAT'S why the samefag like the blue girl?
Liara makes em seethe
>>748453826Don't they change form depending on who they're trying to attract or whatever?
>>748446601>LiaraExcuse me, but on this board we like *older* women.
>>748453826you mean the alien race that was uplifted and genetically engineered by the protheans?is it really so surprising they're similar to humans when the protheans were doing similar shit to humanity at the same time?there's even a chance that they're actually an offshoot of humanity or vice versa
>>748452332You are a succ siren
For me? It's the one green asari and the clone harem
>>748446601I love blue women
>>748446601Paragon Shepard - Aria hatesex
>>748446601This thread has pissed someone off so badly they posted about it on another board. But the guy is too chicken shit to say anything in this thread. Pretty weird if you ask me!
And we should care why?
Why would Asari even need a sexual organ between their legs when they don't need to intake genetic information that way for reproduction?
>>748456984Wrong again!see >>748453987
i hate vagueposters so much it's unreal
>>748457110I can explain it if you're like.
>>748457108Kek
Miranda's been feeling a bit blue lately
>>748446601why the FUCK was my asari slut wearing panties in the first place?
>>748457176>ESLLol
>>748457295Not ESL, just a typo. I can see you're upset though that you felt you weren't being paid enough attention to in this thread.
>>748457225WOULD
>>748451242Sir you are NOT ALLOWED to like Lightning's voice and or Liara, otherwise you're my 4chan enemy, please see >>748453987
>>748457097it's not a sex organ its a hole for babies to come out of, they probably dont get much out of just being fucked
Dude they don't have SEX so why would they need a hole for a BABY to come out of??? what's a belly button and why would that imply live birth???
>>748457818You are provably a notorious schizo from /ffg/, no need to be upset about it. You could have just not said anything and carried on with your thread, but you love attention so much you just had to say "but what about MEEEE?" >>748456984
>>748450253>>748450479>BlueLight just released a new Miranda movieIt's good. A little too short, not enough positions, but it's the most good Miranda content we've had in years.
>>748458310I didn't make this thread, provably notorious schizo from /ffg/
>>748458792>Me: "hey look guys, anything seem familiar?">You: "I'm not even here right now, I just keep talking about myself while both desiring and inciting cross-board, cross-thread attention because I'm such a needy little avatarfagging attention whore"Do you hear yourself right now? We're having this conversation inside of this thread precisely because you are here and asked for it: >>748456984
>>748458965>gets so triggered by the sight of Liara and people posting Liara that he DEMANDS his thread enemy is responsible for the thread and every post in itI didn't create this thread and you're absolutely obsessed with me
>>748459102I hope you know that you're proving your schizophrenia right now by doing this. You have essentially zero self-awareness, and you know this has never had anything to do with Lightning or Liara the video game characters, but rather the fact that you avatarfag with these characters while spamming attention whoring shitposts. Like, again, just look at how needy you are: >>748456984You're literally begging for attention. Stop talking about me and just avatarfag spam your thread for 300 posts like we both know you want to do. I'm not trying to stop you. I didn't want to help you ruin yet another franchise for the innocent people who are forced to suffer your existence.
>>748458089Please stop asking questions and post more Liara tummy
Liara makes em seethe BIG TIME
>>748451792The Commander certainly seems to think so
>>748454205I think so. Me is actually pretty lame, still the best thing we have in that genre.>>748454223Their pets, aye. I mean, yeah. You could argue that's why they are blue humans. Just strange that blue aliens live 5000. Years and humans like 130 in me iirc.
