Give me your best Harry Potter vidya idea
Why is everyone obsessed with whatever this retarded video is and why they do posting about it on several of the boards I use?
trainer where you make the female students your sexual slaves one by one
>Hi there, Mr. Human>Its a pleasure seeing you again
Uhhhh.... Sex, that's the whole idea, sex.
We have become exceedingly efficient at it.
>>748592804Rapelay but its all the Female HP Characters plus some gender bent ones
>>748592857have you considered that maybe a higher power is trying to send you a message, and you should listen?
stupid retarded OP is gonig to get the thread deleted
Can't post my emma watson collection here, sorry OP
>>748593490facefucking Malfoid
oh so this is a /co/ thing
>>748592804>Play as a 1st Year Student>Puzzle/Platformer with occasional combat against other misbehaving students>Plot is someone opened up an Enchanted Something and now it's messing up the school.>Headmaster is too busy watching Muggle TV and eating Muggle Snacks to step in.
>>748593372bnuuy
>>748592804This is kinda weird dude.
>>748592804sex
>>748594005?
>>748592804>this one and braceface
>>748593480
LA Noir but it's wizards in 80's London.>No school nonsense>Government Auror>15 to 18 rating for violent and mature cases without softening it.>interrogations and working out if they are affected by potion or curses>World has mix of magic and normal areas>have to avoid non magical detection in some parts>doesn't try to namedrop book characters every interactionMost importantly>you're nobody special, just another guy doing his job instead of a chosen one or half giant wandless prodigy
I don't believe there isn't a single government without an anti-wizardry agency.
Just make a Hogwarts Persona, all of the spells in Harry Potter already sound like Persona abilities.A CRPG could be cool too.
>>748592804anon this is the third fucking time you make this fucking thread
>>748594753I was thinking about a crpg last thread
What the hell is wrong with boomers?
>>748594905>flat magic
>>748592804Why was she fired?
Accio Hermione's panties!
>>748595043Couldn't risk the white man remembering who he was
>>748594509wasnt The order 1886 supposed to be sorta like that?
>>748595071accio bum
I never did watch any of these Harry Poofter movies, are they actually good watches for an adult or is this strictly kids stuff?
>>748595071aqua eructo hermione's pussy
>>748595071Could this work to give someone wedgies out of this world?
>>748595228the first one is comfy and hermione is cutest in it
>Chubby Hufflepuff Girl delighted that you're showing her Muggle cooking techniques.
>>748594905authors name checks out
>>748595228I think they're fun watches and Autumn KINO for how comfy the setting is.At least until the 7th movie.1st movie is the most kiddie one so if you can stand that one, you shouldn't have any problem with the rest.
>>748592804https://youtu.be/EcYYbXYO7moWhy are grown men so weak for this shit?
>>748595169I have the uncensored original saved to my device where you can see her bare ass. I think I have a fetish for niche stuff like this.
>>748595253Yes. Imagine all the stupid pranks you could pull off and probably get away with.
>>748595526Elite ball knowledge
>>748595630Imagine shitting where you stand and using magic to whisk it awayThis is canon btw, straight from Jolkien Kolkien Rolkien herself
>>748595827Now imagine weaponizing that, use magic to whisk your piss so high up into the air that it freezes and impales someone when it comes down.
Accio anon's left testicle!
>>748595429very man dreams of reliving a pure adolescent romance. Well, maybe not current males who only know whores, but school romance used to be nice and pure
>>748595951Why freeze your piss into rods from god when you can freeze your...Poo?Muhuhuhahahahahaha!
>>748596426Devious.
>>7485928041. Hogwarts Legacy type of game2. Cut out half of the Scottish Highlands exploration, expand exploration of Hogwarts, add parts of London as an explorable location3. Add a select number of key locations from the books and films, such as the Forbidden Forest, Hogsmeade, Diagon Alley, Azkaban and the Ministry 4. Feature more simulation aspects, regular school attendance, forced curfews, relationship building, etc. Has a select number of original characters the player can romance starting in the 6th year5. Set it during the 1970s and allow the player to experience all 7 years (or years 5-7).6. Give the player the option to interact with James, Lily, Snape, the other Marauders, etc.7. Have dark wizards and Death Eaters be the main enemies of the game8. Final boss is an original character who's part of the Death Eaters, or Dumbledore if the player decides to join the Death Eaters (the player will put up a good fight, but lose the latter)9. Add a house point system, Quidditch, and Wizards Chess mini game
>>748592804Dating sim / H-game with a genderbending spell
>>748592857It's called advertisement.Same reason why you see WoW threads on all boards now
>>748592857Because it's really cute you retard.
>>748596929No it's not, it's fucking gay!
>>748596840But is it an imbred advertisement?
>>748595429>>748596126
>>748596929"cute" and it's just sfw goonslop drawn by some borderline pedo
>>748596996>sfw goonsloplol what the fuck
>>748596996Yep*sip*Cute
>>748597032le funny ahegao face haha totally supposed to be cute and not horny
>>748597032You are unironically replying to an autistic thirdworld teenager.
>>748597117>ahegao faceWhere?
>>748592804it's a detective game like L.A. Noire set in harry potter's London, but the player is a muggle and doesn't know it's a harry potter game. They have to slowly piece that together as they interview mindwiped muggles involved in a murder which occurred at a kid's magic show
'ARRYYY!!! YER A BLACK RAPPER HARRY*hands him two zig zags and a colt 45*YER BE GOIN TO NOGWARTS SCHOOL OF NIGGARDRY AND RAPCRAFTON WITH YE NOW BOI
>>748597117>i cannot help but feel aroused at a teenage girl's blushing face, but that makes YOU a gooner and pedo NOT ME!!!!carry on then gurdeep
Are we posting weird cool shit youtube algorithm recommends? I got these too:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTdizdEIldMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC_seEsvcwI
>>748597179Keep telling yourself that loserHave fun jerking off to your creepy fictional girl videos
All they needed Legacy to be is >All 7 years (perhaps after multiple games/expansions>Bully + Persona, including dating. Choices to make along the way both in and out of class that unlock future potential. Side activities, classes, games, hanging out with friends, the whole thing. That's what people really wanted out of the whole experience. Its a pity that was fucked up.
>>748597117>>748592804>/v/'s first POV romance video is this shitDid you guys just skip MMD animations entirely or something?
>>748597343Nobody is bringing up masturbation except you, Gurdeep. Is that because you can't help yourself?
>>748597117>cute and not hornyThese are not mutually exclusive, you tasteless philistine.
>>748596426nobody appreciated my indian dr evil :(I'm gonna fosgate myself
>>748594969I read it as Flat Maggie in the thumbnail, before reading the article and after learning that the article wasn't about tits. I was confused until I saw your post.I still think it's a cheeky tit joke
>>748595827You sound like the butthurt jeet troon who is trying to appropriate that Harry Potter is European fiction and we don't want third worlders flooding and ruining it by acting like 19th century Britian was brown.
>>748592804The magical Genie from alladin comes in and takes over the form of Dumbledore and proceeds to slowly corrupt hermoine into doing sexual favors
>>748597167kino
>>748595429>grown meni dont think so m8, this is manchild bait
>>748597780It's literally canon. This is JK Rowling's official Harry Potter twitter account. She said this.
>>748592804The Chinese have already done the concept a million times better with their Xianxia cultivation sects
>>748598046>vanished not removed>tons of ancient invisible shit just all over hogwarts
>>748598227hufflepuff commons REEK
>>748597215Once I randomly stumbled upon this interesting Japanese YouTube channel. Some of the videos are just weird but others are interesting and they often have nice music. https://m.youtube.com/@ajotto/videos
>>748598193there is nothing comfy about cultivation
>>748598193And yet you can name none of them. Curious.
>>748598282huffledook and hufflesweat
>>748598227Nah "vanishing" means deleting from existence in wizard parlance, apparently it just becomes part of the substrate of reality, in other words everything is a little bit shit.
>>748596996It isn't a pedo, it is just a huge former brony, so zoophile.
>>748598394that's vile but as they say one mans trash is another mans treasure...
>>748598490Moe~
>>748598675WHAT DO YOU WANT
Give Harry Potter to the japanese, that's the only way you will get a HP game with romance and cute girls
>>748598517>Nah "vanishing" means deleting from existence in wizard parlance,Is this true though? Gawp's law of transfiguration is specifically about summoning food, but I can't remember anything being summoned that wasn't within range. I would assume the opposite is also true. How can they make shit full on vanish? You'd think it's just being moved elsewhere. And vanishing doesn't mean deleting from existence because they explicitly call the cabinet in Borgin and Burks as the 'vanishing cabinet', but it just moves you from one to the other.
Now that the dust has settled.....was Hogwarts Legacy an actual good game? I remember only watching streamers play it and the begging looked very very very slow
>>748598947But Myrtle would be naked during the bath scene and you might see her ghost butt!
>>748598947Rowling might be a tranny destroyer but she's still a radfem libtard cunt and I'm sure she loathes Japan because chuds idolize it
>>748599016It's generic AAA slop, but I played it mostly cause I like the setting.So, unless you like AAA shit or Harry Potter, I don't think it can stand on its own.
Wasn't there a Japanese Manga author raving how much he wanted his face to be Hermione's seat in an interview?
>>748598993They can conjure things from nothing already, just nothing that gives sustenance for some inexplicable reason. I'd guess conjured objects are void of calories somehow. So yes, they can delete things just as readily.>they explicitly call the cabinet in Borgin and Burks as the 'vanishing cabinet', but it just moves you from one to the other.Vanishing Cabinets apparently do a lot of stuff, and serving as a teleportation network is just one advanced factor.
>>748592804>>748597117ok but what is the sauce
>>748599325
>>748599230I said this last thread and an anon pointed out it was an author of the LN The Familiar of Zero. It is funny how Rowling contributed indirectly to the growth of modern otaku culture and how Watson's body was probably the object of lust given they are both feminists to some degree.
>>748594905>BoomersHopefully you connect the dots one day, Anon.
You all want Persona Hogwarts and you know it.
Most iconic Hermione coming through.
>>748596996why are gen alpha and zoomers so fucked in the head, somehow being both puritans and degenerates at the same time?
>>748599391fine I'll just go booru searching
>>748599631Literally as simple as rebellion. Degens' kids are prudes and prudes' kids are degens.
>>748599554I'm not gonna deny it. It's what I was hoping Hogwarts Legacy was gonna be. Unfortunately we got two hours of Hogwarts life before it became a dreary collectathon.
>>748599325Kid wizard on youtube
>>748599554Eh
>>748599720You have to share with the class, anon
>>748599893if I'm going spoonfedless, so are (You)
>>748599325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcYYbXYO7mo
>>748595228yeah, the first fewthen they get progressively worse and worse afterwords and the foid writing gets really draining with completely pointless interpersonal drama. like with anything that goes on for too long, the ideas get weaker and less interesting and everything meanders away from the original point
>>748593372
>>748599554Nah, I want Bully Hogwarts.
>>748599554No, I want bully hogwarts where you play as a slytherin troublemaker
>>748600308>>748600206damn, beat me to it
>>748600206>>748600308You will never be a real bully. You were the bullied.
>>748599631omg I can't believe zoomers invented hypocrisy
>there is still zero rule 34 (in style) of any of kid wizard's girls, nor the twinksNot acceptable.
>>748600406>he doesn't know
>>748600346If I wanted to be a real bully, I would just do it. That's why I play video games instead.
>>748600346It's just a video game, dude. it's not some cope fantasy, it's just about having fun. I don't secretly desire to be a soldier a die in a ditch just because I pick up an fps.
>>748600308this but an eroge
>>748597117that's not ahegao but I get your point
>>748592804Harry Potter in current dayI want to see what that society of snobish idiots does when faced with current tech and how they're pretty much forced to begrudgingly adapt it to magic
I like loli hermione
>>748593490Would YOU Dubcon Dracnea into betraying her family and joining the fight against Valdomero? Do be aware she's renounced by the surviving Malfoys and will be your responsability moving onwards
haha oh man what is this channel
>>748600716>Harry.. have you heard of sillytavern? I can talk to a bot I made of miss mcgonagal and she says some right dirty stuff>Stop it Ron! I'm jelqmaxxing, I don't want to end up a poor chud like Neville>That's not very nice Harry my therapist says cruelty is formed from your own insecurities>In walks Malfoy>Oh its you longbottom, I thought I could smell the stench of a woke faggot, Potter don't even bother trying to Be a jelqmaxxing chad like me, My father gave me 20 thousand dollars for peptides that help, something a poorfag like yourself would never get.
>>748592804What would you do if you got one of her hairs plus a polyjuice potion?
>>748597473Are they eating chunks of butter with their tea?
>>748599016You mean beginning? That's the best part, it promises a real Hogwarts RPG for a few hours before it starts pissing in your face while laughing at you for trying to enjoy it.
>>748598490why is she so cute?
>>748601105Travel back in time to find myself (not actually myself therefore no time paradox) and cum on my own face repeatedly.
>>748601105>>748601201I don't know which of you two is gayer.
>>748600978Yes, then betray the good guys for Bellatrix Lestrange.
>>748598490>>748601160Draw her cat form right, cowards.
>>748601105Have a manlier jawline for an hour
>>748601278looks like mike myers in cat in the hat
>>748601278Cats the musical-looking ass.
>>748601160her hair is too light what the fuck is this shit
>>748601232Cumming on a woman's face isn't gay, leave me alone.
>>748592804>Give me your best Harry Potter vidya ideaOkay... so youre like... a literal fuckin who wizard/witch. And you go to Hogwarts as a first year. Youre not the chosen one, theres no big conspiracy going on. You just go to class and rival-house-person is a huge twat. Its also turbo autistic with stat spreads and how you do in eqch class. Also, certain ending are tied behind social interactions. Slytherian gigachad? Yeah, if you do at least his 3rd quest or dont do his 2nd then youre not getting the good ending. Also, the game's collectables are the jelly beans and the choco frog cards. The choco frog cards allow more social laterality while the jelly beans aleach have a unique and repulve animation before unlocking a combat perk. The whole thing is extremely low steaks, but will be direceted as end of the world tier school drama but magical, because thats how 6th grade feels. Bonus: Quidditch is basically playing 3d QWOP
>>748601160>why is she so cuteit's just the hair, isn't it?
>>748600039I was introduced to this guy via his Word Girl video. I like the way he draws her. It's infatuating.
>>748601278No.You get Hermeowneko Grangnya and you will like it.
how come any wizard is even poor in this world? just brew legit hair growing potion and sell it to muggles and get filthy rich with normal moneyor why are there even ugly wizards? just use magic for plastic surgery, or teleport to your favorite movie star house and get a bag full of their hair and polyjuice into themyou can marry a complete fucking uggo and polyjuice her into top cutie
>>748601667objectively way better anyway
>>748601703I think a major point in Harry Potter was a criticism of ignorance. Most of wizard society is simply too ignorant to think of doing something like this and it is demonstrated by the most muggle obsessed characters still seemingly knowing surprisingly little about them.
>The harry Potter fanbase now desperately wants to have sex with gender swapped Draco MalfoyWhere did things go so wrong?
>>748601768Im honestly cool with either.... especially when khajiit Hermione cries and hates herself.
>>748601884>now
>>748601884>genderswapped???
>>748601703"Poor" to a wizard just means you can't buy services from other wizards. The Weasleys are famously poor and they live in their own personal tower with a garden and can keep a family of however-many well fed and educated and all of Ron's "woes" are having to deal with the fact that someone else owned his robes once. He never has a single problem caused by money other than that because money is nearly useless for wizards except to exchange for wizardly services.The only wizard who's ever described as ugly is the war-hero who lives his life in the pursuit of dark wizards, and curses explicitly inflict unhealing scars, so that's why he can't just get a pretty face, magic won't undo the damage he has.
>>748602054this is truenow I hate ron
>>748600039>the way she pokes the pov bellynow I have an erection
>>748602086massive downgrade
>>748602158got me too... god i need to be held
>>748592804Merula dating sim.
>>748600039>Silly hufflepuff boy immersion RUINED
>>748602291what spell was casted on HER?
I should play the gbc games, they look so good
Luna Lovegood is for _____
>>748602512hatefuck
>>748602512good lovin'
>>748602437Milkus Maxima. Standard first year charm.
>>748602512Bullying (until sex and marriage)
>>748602593is it uncomfortable for her? she seems upset
>>748594031Its crazy that both the mobile games managed to do Hogwarts experience better than a goddamn full priced open world title. Mystery is fucking awesome thanks to having the hacked Unity version that lets you get around all the mobile faggotry so its a full offline title with all the content. Magic Awakened its sad that apparently has fuckloads of good content (even like..partner dancing and dueling and other shit) but its one of the chinkoid gacha that is funded by like 3 billionaire chinese nepobabies in Macao or something and so nobody else can really play anything without be raped over the mobile gacha coals.
>>748601112Looks like cornbread to me
>>748602745only one panel in that whole shit is hot. the rest is slop
>>748602792>Hacked unity version huh
>>748592804Innocent witches + persona
Which house has the easiest girls?
>>748602837There's a version of Hogwarts Mystery that basically dumps all the game content out of the latest APK (you provide it) and you can play the whole thing in a Unity derived engine (I think it was Unity) to get around the mobile bullshit and play it native on PC. I forget the link, maybe some anon has it?
Alright I'm done, good night /v/.
It seems apparent that Harry Potter has many anons' first lolis.
>>748601112might be badly textured castellabut they don't have any plates or utensils so maybe its something else
>>748599016It's enjoyable, but pretty lacking in replay value imo
>>748602902>play it native on PCwhat the fuck last time I tried to play it I just emulated it and didn't finish the first year this sounds way better
>>748602226samebut keep on trooping anon!, we are all going to make it!
>>748602902There's a /vg/ general for it called Open Mystery
>>748602885hufflepuff prob
>>748602641It would be extremely painful
>>748602990>>748603018Thanks anon, that's exactly what its called - OpenMystery. Better check it out there as I see a defunct listing for on moddb but nothing actually up to date or accessible with a quick search. I could have sworn they had a github awhile ago, maybe its in that /vg/ thread.
>>748603104>>748603018alrighty then I'll check /vg/ later thanks anons
>>748603208I'll help you out and for any other anons - this seems to be the currently active thread - >>>/vg/582460065
>>748603228hell yeah anon hellll yeah
>>748599016It's enjoyable enough. Absolutely FILLED with pointless open world chaff though.
>>748602329>he isn't a Hufflechad
>>748603485anon, everybody wants their house to be THE chad I was laughing at ravenkeks earlier
>>748603425Agreed.. Its not even that its bad necessarily as the open world bits and "protag is chosen one with special magic" but rather its the rest of it >no quiddich, games/hobbies around the castle, house points, or other core environment stuff >No classes except for like.. a couple of story things and that's it. >Limited House influences, yet some of them mean you will never get to see a quest area if you're not part of that house (one in particular).>Friends and classmates/sidekicks depend on the house more or less and some are better than others. No romances, no choices etc. >You can end up doing Unforgivable Curses and yet there's no aurors called on you or even just teachers acting against you etc. the worst thing is there are mods that actually restore cut content - including NPC schedules, prefects and teachers patrolling halls during night hours and all kinds of other stuff. It was supposed to be a much bigger, Bully style title at very least and likely beyond that but WB is critically retarded it seems and cut it down for release. We didn't even get the Definitive Edition we we supposed to get along with an expansion to lead into the next game.
SS13 but it's all set in Hogwarts with players doing every job from Professor shit to student shit, and there's one death eater among them trying to destroy the school before He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named returns. Round ends when either everyone is evacuated by the Ministry of Magic or killed by the Death Eater and his summoned goons.
>>748603640...okay. In the old days /v/ermin would make this happen, properly and open source (and in a setup that can't be overtaken by troonmods like SS13/SS14 who move to no fun allowed AND no in-character RP allowed either)
>>748601884>NowHarry Potter shit was always filled with women and faggots.
Shouldn't Slytherin be Earth and Hufflepuff water personality wise?The Earth element means to be rigid traditionalists, while Water means to be casual and accepting of everythingI feel like it was only done this way so Gryfindor and Slytherin would be opposing elements
>>748602745>opens door to find all Hogwarts females are now bimbofied as well, waiting on her to join them
>>748603869water can be both peaceful and threatening. it's deceptive in nature, just like Slytherin.
>>748603797>watch the early movies>no lightning bolts or fireballs being thrown casually>chants feel like lame grade school spellsThe series is too normalfag for me since I was exposed to mages in Icewind Dale and Baldur's Gate.
Slytherin.
>>748603869No, because Hufflepuffs are essentially hobbits
>>748598046People are always making up fake tweets to make fun of how JK adds stupid lore after the fact, but none of them are ever funnier than this real one. They didn't even shit in a designated private area, they just shit themselves while going about their daily lives.
>>748600039I’m still waiting for the sequel to this
>>748604058was it a conscious choice, or did they simply not potty train their children because it was unnecessary to not be incontinent?
>>748598046Do they warp it away as it comes out or wait until their shit has run down their pants leg onto the floor?Does that handle the smell too?Wouldn't that stain your clothes?
>>748600039>poorly-drawn self-insert fanfictionunless a groinsaw makes an appearance, I am simply too old for this.
>>748604058It apparently was inspired by the real behavior in certain royal courts around the time. I also imagine she wants the wizards of the past to sound very weird so it can feel more impactful that the society we see in Harry Potter is more resemblant of ours, like they are slowly but surely adopting muggle ways and that even the older figures we see are relatively modern.
>>748604142I am damn sure it was some haughty fuck who insisted everyone shit themselves immediately instead of copying the foul Muggle practice of going to a restroom.
>>748604154Why do you think they wear robes? Just have to pull them over your head and squat.
>>748604154Piss honestly could be scentless and not noticeable if removed before exiting the urethra fully. But shitting requires a lot of effort and the expressing of the anus that could still leave a gooey mess even without the shit and is sure to leave a smell that is worse than the average gas. If they can remove shit before this point though it begs the question of why it is even worded as such and why they'd start using toilets to begin with as that would basically be like having a void inside you, it would be something they didn't think about past infanthood.
>>748598046Bro someone needs to confiscate twitter from this old bitch, this is elder abuse
>>748604179>certain real behavior I can't imagine that was ever a thing, especially in societies where immersion bathing was rare. I mean, even if you had the royal ass powderer and shit picker , would you rather just shit your silks and walk around in it all day (and be in a room where most other high ranking people did more or less the same.) or escape to your private chambers , shit in a chamber pot, wash your ass with a clean set of cloths/basin of water provided for you, and know both a cleaned chamber pot and shit cloth/bucket will be cleaned by your servants by the time you got back (or you could just yell to have someone take it away?) . People have been shitting since the dawn of society and "getting the piss and shit away from you, and your body cleaned of said piss and shit remnants" has been a problem ever since. Hell, the very first "bathrooms " as we think of them were basically some lord or king being able to shit down a hole at the top of his tower and it would plop down 60 feet below in a dug out hole somewhere some peasant would be shoveling out.
>>748604058>removus me poopus
i apparate my poop directly into your mouth and end my turn
>>748601884We were writing fanfiction about this before you were born
>>748603543Gryffindor is the chad house. Huff-n-puff is for faggots and troons, Ravenclaw is flor nerds and autists, Slytherin is for chuds and incels.
Gryffindor is full of cuckolds, miggers, and poor people.
>>748604627no, back in the day it was mpreg with a side of sadomasochism.
>>748604776well I know what house you're in anon
>>748592804>multiplayer quidditch game that doesn't fucking suck>hogwarts life sim>adventure platformer games like the first three PC ones>mmo
>>748603704Hey if you or anyone else wants to run with the idea power to you. I kind of wish SS14 scratched the same itch 13 did for me but it lack something.
>>748605065Quidditch is retarded
>>748605065I would cum for all of these
>>748605121It really is, the meta would immediately devolve into everyone ignoring the normal scoring and bumrushing the insta-win gold ball or supporting the guy chasing it.
>>748594905>>748595043>>748595080(((They))) really fear the Hyperborea, huh
>>748605161it's supposed to be near impossible to catch, so both Harry and Draco going after irt was a big deal.
>>748605161make it only actually spawn after 3 minutes or so (with a small percentage chance it will spawn before that so seekers won't just be flying around doing nothing)
>>748605161It's almost like a stupid roastie invented a ball game-- oh right that's exactly what it is
>>748598046What did young wizards do before they learned to apparate their shit? Just shit themselves until they finally figured it out?
>>748605213Anon, the most primal enemies of their kind are us. Philistines? That's us. We forgot. They didn't.
>>748605461they used designated shitting hallways
>>748605443Rowling absolutely hated sportsball because of a previous man and stated that she designed quidditch to purposely be obtuse and dumb out of mockery.
>>748605121>>748605161I don't care that the snitch is all that matters, I'm taking the role that lets me legally beat the opposing house with flying bowling balls
>>748599554No, I want AA2 but hogwarts.
>>748605549THIS
>>748605121there are a billion potential rule patches you could add inmake the games last for 5 mins before the snitch is released, and have a hard time limit of 30-60 minutes to catch it and make catching the snitch genuinely difficult
>>748592857the artist is trans4chan is fully of tranniesyou do the math
>>748592804You play as a professor and you gotta try to balance teaching, faculty rivalries, sneakily giving your house more points or improving your houses quidditch chances without getting caught by other teachers, and maybe stopping some big evil fucks. Doing shit on the sly sounds cool
>>748604776Gryffindor = Headstrong Bullies and JocksSlytherin = Mean Girls and Snooty Rich KidsRavenclaw = Nerds and Autists is about rightHufflepuff = Fat Girls and Friendzoned Nice Guys
>>748604886Ravenclaqw, actuallyI just have some self-awareness
>>748605661>Headstrong bulliesSnivellus deserved it though
>>748604139his furry girls are weirdly cute
>>748605682what a plot twist
>>748592804Life sim that includes toilet use and showering. I want the full freedom to spy on girls with the invisibility cloak or some spell. It would also be nice to have full destruction of the map for grand wizard duels and hidden tunnels.
>>748605661hufflepuff canonically had the most gigachad characters in it tho even if half of them fucking died as plot devices
>>748605740Literally just Cedric and he's the exception that proves the rule. For every head boy like him there's twenty fat losers like ernie macmillan or redshirts like finch fetchley who die to establish stakes
>>748605835trvke Cedric was cool
does he make porn or are these videos a waste of time?
>>748605895you can jack off to anything you want
>>748605579nah, the only reason the snitch exists is so super special chosen one boy can be super special and the efforts of all the low class chaff is invalidated
>>748605332It's not supposed to be a rare occurrence, the game doesn't end until someone catches it, and the seeker's only role is to catch it.
>>748605835>cedric>tonks>newt motherfucking scamanderi agree that some of them were faggots, but at that point you might as well say every house is shiti was going to add amelia bones too but apparently she never had her canonical house revealed and that's just fanon
>>748606027Fanon purely sourced from harem fics where Susan bones is the token big titty entrant and her mother is always used as a plot device because she's head auror, and she always does oyakodon. The internet used to be magical before twitter and normalfags
>>748606323Aunt* sorry I'm not a larper it's just been literally decades
>>748606027>>748606323>Amanda Bones>Susan Bones>Newt Scamanderwho the fuck
>>748592804You're the weird kid who's really good at mixing potions. Students keep asking you for potions and you can affect their stories by mixing them wrong on purpose.
>>748606402>head of the magical cops (aka one of the few competent adults in the entire story before she gets assassinated because the plot unironically couldn't function with her alive)>random puff classmate who had a lot of scenes>steve irwin but for magical creatures, had his own spinoff books/movies where he fights nazi wizards
>>748592804A cartoonish-looking one like in OP's image. Hermione herself needs to have a very large butt to go with her personality.
>>748606647>had his own spinoff books/movies where he fights nazi wizardsBefore it was cancelled and is unlikely to ever finish.
>>748600473I very badly need to know
>>748605473Not sure who that is but they are the cananites.>>748602054>>748602151Ron had a broken fucking wand in a wizard school you retarded nignogs
