If it was King Marika and not queen Marika, married to an Amazonian Elden Lord who lost her beautiful golden haired friend of dragons daughter, would he break the elden ring? Would the grief felt be the same and cause the same effect? Or would gender make him acting differently?
>>748594367wanna know how i know you're gay
Why is it that when men see the ideal male body they feel that they want to replicate it. When women see the ideal female body, they seethe and rage.
>>748594367bruh
>>748594478Men like to imagine what the ideal self would be like. Women want to change the ideal to fit their self image.
>>748594478but when i see a hot guy i don't wanna replicate it, i wanna lick his abs and smell his balls..
>>748594367mmmmmmm what should I lick first? lips, nipples, or navel?
>>748594575I want to become the ideal man, you want the ideal man to come inside you.
>>748594575>when 'men' see
>>748594367Marika already IS a man and as Radagon he tries to stop the ring from shattering so yeah we already know the answer to your retarded shitpost question.
>>748594478lmao what? Have you ever talked to an American?Or hell, 4chan itself has been passive aggressively seething about "chads" for a decade
>>748594727You are self projecting. That is not the case for most
>>748594727>4chan itselfSubcontinental subhumans bitching about being dysgenic is not the entirety of 4chan.
>>748594770My ass, the vast majority of humanity is jealous of anything they wish they could have.Hell, communism exists for this same reason.
>>748594367I'd eat his ass
>>748594478Whenever I see an "ideal" body, all I can think about is how much surgery the person has had, and how many steroids they had to take to reach that point. I am glad that, culturally, we have moved past lying and shaming about steroids and just accept that their usage is super common. Even the "erm you still have to work hard on roids!" psyop is dead.
>>748594902>I am glad that, culturally, we have moved past lying and shaming about steroids and just accept that their usage is super commonPeople still lie about personal use and people still can't tell what is possible at the natural peak compared to steroids and that even if something is plausibly attainable naturally, that steroids use is still feasible in most cases
>>748594478For men is naturally possible, for women it's impossible. Simple as.
>>748595185Gaining muscle is possible, but an ugly face is unfixable
>>748594478>Why is it that when men see the ideal male body they feel that they want to replicate it. When women see the ideal female body, they seethe and rage.True
>>748595470This is achievable natty. Well, the body is, the face isn't, but excoriating a Korean for having plastic surgery is like being mad that a dog ate your steak sandwich.
>>748594441The fact I posted the photo o half naked hunky model? Like it's not that hard to grasp, yes I am gay, no I'm not hiding it LOL why are you acting like this was a shocking reveal and that you are so smart?>>748594478I'm not sure if that's how it works, plenty of incels hate and feel envy about the fabled CHAD. I feel beauty standards that plagued women and gay men are finally catching up to straight men as well. >>748594521Errrr... Why are you posting photos of you shirtless?>>748594556Can we stick to the topic? if I knew that photo would cause such a thing I wouldn't have used it LOL.
>>748595470>that dude awkwardly standing behind his gf kek, poor guy.
>>748595470weight for this mode at 6ft?
>>748594575Semll his balls? Ewww... I don't get gay guys who like liking and being liking, or gay guys that like to smell genitals, so gross. I'm very icky about sex stuff... Gues I'm gayer than a gay whore LOL>>748594594WHAT'S WITH ALL THE LICKING, can we stick to the topic? I don't want my thread banned.
>>748594690But Radagon is not a GOD is a mere champion. What if the dominant self was in charge, and male.>>748594862Gross. Gay guys are the worst, you guys make me ashamed of my sexuality. I don't do anything anal, just frot and sword fighting which is clean and manly.>>748594902You sound jealous.>>748595185That is kind of true
>>748595680What with Americans and cuck fantasies???IT'S CLEARLY A GUY WORKING ON SECURITY, can't you see his uniform?
>>748595470me as the security guard.
>>748595668no it's actually got nothing to do with the image and everything to do with the gay response you made, faggotlmao
>>748595470Every time I see a body like that I just wonder how difficult it is to maintain. Like I've never been that lean, are these guys able to keep that up 24/7 or do they just get extra lean before shows like bodybuilders do?
>>748595895The idol scene and its adjacent scenes (prostitution, modeling) are notorious for things like producers intentionally starving the "talent", so they probably just starve.
>>748595470me as the janytor
>>748595470Sometimes I have these fantasies that IF I WAS HOT MY LIFE WOULD BE EASIER and then I recall there are plenty of hot guys having to humiliate and WHORE themselves as models, icons, entertainers, gay for pay porn actors and singers, like the guy in this vid and I feel less bad.I would rather own my money by doing paper work than having the humiliation of having to fuck some ugly chick or dude for money. Dunno if its cope, but it works.
>>748595895basically impossible to maintain 24/7, they're usually dehydrated to look like that.
>>748595982Is that guy an idol? I assumed he was a male stripper.
>>748595885The response I made? Makes no sense, how would you know that BEFORE i posted? You are just made cause I got you. LOL
>>748596025Hence "prostitution, modeling" as "adjacent" scenes. They all overlap.
>>748595895I dated a guy who was like this for years, it's not healthy FOREVER, but in his cause he just didn't like to eat. He had ARFID Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder, so to him it wasn't a big deal, but he said the secret to abs is less about having huge abdominal muscles and more about being lean enough for them to show.He had great abs, I miss him.
>>748595668a couple more years in the gymlikecmonit's actually uncanny
>>748596061Just like I knew you were gay, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA POST SOME GAY SHIT AND BE UPSET LMAO FAGGOT
>>748594367You made it faggot. You finally grossed me out of this shithole board. kill yourself
>>748594478except that tons of incels seethe and rage over not looking like chad, and tons of women go to insane lengths including surgery to replicate the ideal female body
>>748594521This achievable natty?
>>748596007Just because you're hot doesn't mean you have to whore yourself out in humiliating jobs.I'm hot and it landed me a cushy Job as a receptionist at a FAANG company. All my coworkers are women or fags and all I do is study and get hit on by them. I can ride this out til i can find a gig elsewhere
>>748596284My dude you are delusional, besides his legs and his butt are his most interesting body parts.
>>748596284>>748596861>5ft1
>>748596861That just looks silly.
>>748594367Radagon IS Marika, OP. He tried to repair the Elden Ring, so no.
