>one hour of reading wikipedia>three hours of reciting the most boring gameplay imaginable in a monotone languid voicewhy does /v/ worship this guy again?
/v/ is full of 40yo Americans who never learned how to read
>>748613512What are the other 37 minutes?
>>748613663Porn
>>748613663I don't know I stopped watching it. Maybe that's the good part.
>>748613512bussin second monitor content lowkey
>>748613512it is perfect to fall asleep too
>>748613512literally fucking who
>>748613512Him reading wikipedia are the best parts of his Ultima series though, it's interesting to hear the crazy shit Richard "I hung out with Ghislaine Maxwell" Garriott do during work hours and the horrible working conditions inside Origin. Him talking about the game itself is usually pretty boring.
>the one 4chan poster that hates The Maj with seething passion and makes threads about him because he stole Spoony's Ultima thunderlmao
>>748614284literally who
But what about Ultima IX?
>>748614803Great youtube reviewer that reviews the Ultima series with more nuisance and research than Spoony did in his entire career Also isn't afraid of talking shit about Garriott's design choices and behavior instead of fellating him
>>748614846But what about the fact that the Jap UO players have been a steady source of income and a loyal fanbase, making them maybe the main reason the game hasn't shut down yet, you ask?
>>748614972>more nuisanceInto the oven.
>>748614059>>748614803I'll help you, anon: Majuular
>>748614972>i went fishing>then i went to the forest>i died>then i went to the forest again>i traveled to this city>then i decided im going to catch some fish>i died>i went to the forestwhere is the review
>>748614846what about the Marty
>>748613512peak slop for the unemployed
>>748615492>unemployed shilled out $10 each month for a video game
>records himself speaking>speeds up it by 3x>inserts POOPY DICK BALLS BALL DICK PENIS BALLS DIABLO 2 BARBARIAN BALLS every other wordWhy does /v/ worship this guy again?
>This guy...uhh, you forgot to put the name
>>748615994Rosebud
>>748615263try looking for it under the strawman
I liked it :^) His very negative review of Tales of Symphony: Dawn of the New World is my favorite of his videos, so I think he will do Ultima IX justice.
>>748614972>Also isn't afraid of talking shit about Garriott's design choices and behavior instead of fellating himI wonder what Spoony thinks of LB's idea-man-diva, crypto-NFT-shill tendenciesalso the fact that his new Ultima MMO sucked hairy dick
>>748613512>I watched a shitty YouTube video, better make a thread on /v/Man, fuck off
At least Wizardry died on a somewhat high note with Wiz 8.But Ultima, damn.
>>748615819This guy has a problem of doing runs so restrictive that he might as well just use a macro to spam the reset button instead.>So and so but magic is banned>And equipment is banned>And items are banned>And running is banned>And spending money is banned>So all I can do is grind up to the level cap and reset 15,000 times against the boss until rng lets me punch them to deathIt's like that one FNaF 3 no camera run youtube keeps wanting me to watch, if the runner can do so little, strategy and routing, wise that the optimal play is just multiboxing reset macro afk, why even bother making the run.
>>748616705Wizardry also had an interesting afterlife in Japan and inspired a lot of great stuff there (basically all JRPGs)
>>748616829Together with Ultima.
>>748616761>one FNaF 3 no camera run>Chickenninja42I'm sure this guy has interesting challenge runs but I cannot stand his voice and I can't stand him using this high pitched meow sound to censor every time he swears(which is a lot)
>>748616847Ultima had a big influence but no enduring legacy unlike Wizardry which is still iconic in Japan today
>>748613512He makes my pp hard.
Why does this need a thread? who the fuck is this guy?
>>748617008https://youtu.be/35SKawn2SDI?t=4843
>>748616761>problemAnon you aren't supposed to try the runs yourself. His goal is making runs that are barely possible without treading into "technically possible but it would take 30 years worth of resetting for the one in a trillion perfect RNG to line up."These are JRPGs we're talking about. They're just menuing. You can't make that into something that requires high skill execution.
>>748613512>boring gameplayIt was more entertaining to watch than almost everything from every MMO that came after it.
