UPDATETODAY
Yamatobros... /ourgirl/ is gonna lose all her sovl
Haze is missing
>>748680525Smoke bomb.
>>748680414What happened to this game? Did it just flop?
>>748680918Was and still in it's "playtest" phaseMaybe they open it for the public without needing and invite tomorrow
>>748680957no chance of open beta tomorrow
>>748680525Headed to blueThank youWell played!Rejuv's dropping!Well played!
>>748680979You really don't think so? Dang
>>748681138don't tell me you're one of those spastics incapable of asking one of the 10 million players for an invite
>>748681138They still have a separate item update to deal with
>>748681443You don't even have to ask a "person" there are bots set up now that just instantly invite you as soon as you add them and send some keyword. The whole invite thing is stupid anyway though considering they made a second alpha for all the good goys. The version we play might as well just be a live service game for all intents and purposes. People give Valve too much leeway calling it an alpha.
UPDATE OUT. THEY ADDED 9 NEW HEROES.
>>748682360Liar
She's in.
>>7486823601. Lash2. The Lash3. Jacob Lash4. LASH 5. Lasher6. Lashter 7. Bear Pit Champion 8. Bebop sucks9. Lash the 9th
>>748683015They really struck gold with Lash. Having a Lash player LARP or just pinging his ult CD and hearing "ready to slam the SHIT outta them" always brings a smile to my face. I hope they never change his bio too. I'd go even further, if they ever change his bio it will be a sign of the game's lore enshittification, just like what happened with LoL.
>>748683705Thanks for reminding me I should check the lore boxes once the update hits.
>>748683705I want zero mystique or 'depth' to lash. He's just a pit fighter with the ego the size of jupiter and that's all I want from him, don't give him some gay tragic backstory or super secret origin or have him be the long lost descendant of whatever just have this buff dude teabag gods and glowies just because he's THE Lash.
>>748680525Careful (your hero name)
>>748684890I like how the "deepest" you get with Lash is that he's just a dude who loves playing as the heel
>>748684890>If you're lookin' for someone with a bodycount, I am turning myself in.
>>748684890>>748683705>>748685776Man you guys better hope they don't repurpose any of the lore or voice lines from when he was a neon prime character.
any chance this shit comes out in the next 7 hours or so? i want to see whats new before i have to go to bed. what time did the old gods update come out?
>>748686385no it's at least 9 hours away
>>748686385>what time did the old gods update come out?3pm pst
Hopefully my bunnysuit graves skin works after the update or I won't be able to play.
>>748683705>bald slavic man points to a cartoony drawing of cute wenduagHighly comedic image.
what do you guys want from the new jungle denizens? i want a wandering monster that can cc you
>Lash is supposed to be a pit fighter/boxer>No builds for him that are melee.I'm trying to do a punch Lash build but I'm to stupid to come up with a good one, and Lash doesn't seem lile he's supposed to melee anyways.
>>748682664In the trashcan she goes.
>>748686978This used to be an melee build. Then I grew as person. Y'know meanwhile Bebop is still buying Spirit Snatch because he sucks.
>>748680525She's...she's right behind me, isn't she?
>>748686978The only way to play Lash right now is gun/hybrid where you just fly all fight with grapple and headshot people. Hopefully in this patch they gut the gun a bit and give him back more of his spirit scaling. It is genuinely annoying how bad ground strike is.
>>748686971>jungle creeps randomly gank lanes
You want an update for gameplay content.I want update for more hero banter. We are not the same.
>>748688256>roaming jungle creep that can gank you while you're doing sinners, stealing all your unsecured souls>random rape creep that kidnaps you and locks you in the tunnels
>>748686971birds on the rooftops that make it obvious when you're taking a camp and require aim instead of melee/aoe
do you guys think theres any chance today's update will include the cosmetics system?
>>748682664She would save this game
>>748688550slim chance, it's not going to be open beta and I don't see them charging for cosmetics before a public release.
>>748688550it would be silly to try to sell cosmetics now when people will be too dazzled with the new redesigns to even notice the costumes. At best they may add the wardrobe function itself where you will equip stuff later on, but there won't be any actual skins in-game.
>>748688550Maybe not accessible to the players, but I wouldn't be surprised if the backend had more work done regarding it
>>748687838Bro hasn't read the latest patch note. Gun Lash is pretty much dead right now
>>748688550I hope not, I want the cosmetic system to be delayed as much as possibleI'm not enthusiastic about the game possibly looking like TF2 with the same horrible cosmetics
>>748680414CADENCE PLEASE VALVEPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
>>748689249WITH LONG LEGS AND AS TALL AS ABRAMS
>>748689425i misread the post as "long legs as tall as abrams" lady dimitrescu style. i wish yoshi would add a too-big-for-doorways character who has to crouch to get inside buildings. that would be awesome
>>748689534popopo san in deadlock
>>748689425YESWITH BIG TITS AND A BIG ASSAND A HUGE TAIL>>748689534THAT WOULD BE A DREAM COME TRUEGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>748688923the tf2 cosmetics now are pretty out there, but the first couple sets weren't really immersion breaking
>>748689425AND A HUGE COCK
>>748689835no
>>748689697pyro beanie and the heavy football helmet were in the first wave, and while they fit the time period they certainly are far too goofy for the mercenaries to wear into combat. tf2 hats were a mistake and i don't agree that they were ever that harmonious with the style and writing
>>748688923If anything it'll look more like Dota 2So more of a visual mess
>>748688895I actually haven't played in a couple weeks, been trying out Dota 2 again just to play the event really while waiting for the big patch. I like those changes. Though I will say I did enjoy playing gun Lash, and I wish I played it more while it was good, seeing that its gone now. I feel like a lot of people love to hate whatever OP meta build is around but I can't be the only one who misses it when it is gone. Gotta get your reps in while a hero you like is strong. Like a month or two from now I bet a lot of people are going to miss pwning on Celeste, or at least wished they'd had played more games of it while it was still around. Same deal with Shiv when he was OP, or Holiday, etc. Personally I'm hoping for some Venator buffs. I think he needs a further drop-off and less recoil/bloom so he can actually shoot people lategame without being useless. Also, bring back the 1.1s stun on gut shot Yoshi you coward. And a free idea for Yoshi: Killing a hero who is trapped or was recently hit by your trap allows you to harvest their soul, and you expend them when casting ult so it does more damage.
>>748690143Dota 2's cosmetics are allowed look as garish as they do because you play the game from a top-down perspective. Valve wouldn't be able to get away with that in Deadlock without making the game literally unplayable.
>>748688923Deadlock skins are going to be my retirement plan so personally I hope they come sooner rather than later. As is tradition with Valve, the cosmetics will be thematically appropriate for 2~ years before you're able to make any individual hero a mess of unrecognizable particle-slop. It is fun to play dressup thougheverbeit.Pic related, my Terrorblade. Please say something nice.
>>748690809How do you plan on identifying the high growth skin. Pudge bone hook was like rare+limited+popular hero.
>>748691559Just collect everything, like I did in Artifact. Valve won't screw me over twice. As long as I keep up with all the new skin drops I reckon it shouldn't cost more than 200-300 a month to get multiple copies of everything new. If they 1:1 copy terminals from CS and have individual skins/sets/items/etc. that cost three figures+ on Day 1 then I will locate a tall building and take a header I guess.
>>748691948>>748690809Genuinely doing this after Valve assfucked the knife economy on purpose is crazy work. You even got burned yourself on Artifact. Don't be stupid
Gay nigger game. Every time I call some troon a flaming nigger faggot I get muted. This is why CS is better no troons.
https://youtu.be/MIvWZ8iF6CI?si=Jm0SmOSFHSYCNYXc
If her new model isn't 10/10, I'm not sure I can forgive them.
>mfw will run kidnap doorman just to really piss people off today
>>748680414Vindicta a cute
>>748692079Valve didn't "assfuck" the economy, the value was redistributed. Most of the money that was "lost" came back over the following weeks. To this day, CS2 skins still outpace the S&P500.The full Artifact set was cheap anyway, probably 150~ dollars in total when I got it? And I mostly got it so I could own every card and play any deck, the speculative investment portion was minor. But in Deadlock it will definitely be investment first.I think the only way they can fuck this up is if they go the modern Dota 2 route and have 95% of items you can get be untradeable. Even then, Dota still gets regular chase items that sell for hundreds. Deadlock is going to be a profitable videogame for me, I will be making sure of it. Even if I have to resort to boosting accounts.
>>748692113It presumably uses the same system as Dota 2. If you are getting muted it means an above average number of players are muting/reporting you compared to the standard player. No one is getting muted for saying nigger. If you're going on several minute tirades against your team you are going to get muted, whether or not you use a slur. Nobody wants to play with people that just flame their teammates all game, but I know MOBAs attract a certain phenotype of mentally ill cretin who genuinely fail to understand this.
>>748692394If they don't like it they can use the mute button. If you are offended over words in a video game on the internet no less then online games are not for you. I come from a country with free speech and Valve is an American company. Simple as.
I haven't played in 6 months, what is this new rift event thing they added?
>>748692394>>748692476I wouldn't even care but the no ranked cuz some faggot is offended is terrible. How are you supposed to grind if this keeps happening?
>>748692476>If they don't like it they can use the mute buttonIf you don't understand what is wrong with this you are genuinely not fit for team based computer games. >>748692525Again, it is many faggots that are offended. So many offended faggots that you are getting reported more than the average person, and the average person gets reported a lot because MOBA players typically have around 80 iq and report their teammates over everything. You are the problem if you're getting muted. You don't catch a mute for calling one person a nigger in passing. You don't catch a mute for using faggot or nigger as an expletive. You have to be straight up throating the mic for minutes straight or bashing away at the keyboard instead of playing the game, for multiple games in a row.It is a public matchmaking game, not a pickup with your close friends. Just keep the comms game related and you'll never have an issue. Why would you talk in game about anything other than the match you're in?
>>748692476>system automates muting to spare player the hastle of muting shittersBased valve. I say nigger all the time and nobody cares.
>>748692509Basically it's KOTH at one of the mid points in a lane. Hold onto it until it is captured and you get rewarded with souls
>>748692509at I don't remember what time a rift will spawn on a side laneit's basically king of the hill. You go there, sit in the lane until your bar fills and if no enemies are in the circle you claim itwhen you claim it you get souls and you spawn special super creeps to push that laneif the fight for it lasts too long then the rift basically explodes and spits out souls for everyone to shoot and no creeps are spawnedrift also has comeback mechanics so it'll be faster for low soul teams and you'll get resistance for being in the circle
Anyone got that fan art of Lash holding Bepop's head?
>>748692861>Why would you talk in game about anything other than the match you're in?Because I get nigger faggot teammates like you and have to suffer for a 40 minute state mandated loss. Back in my day in the MW2 lobbies this would be considered banter and in the real world no one is going to bend over to your sensibilities. Get used to it.>>748692865>posts half naked gay manYou are part of the problem too. Thank god Marvel Rivals filters you with attractive real woman and not giving a fuck. Rivals won and understands how retarded alphabet soup people are.
>>748693725>Because I get nigger faggot teammates like you and have to suffer for a 40 minute state mandated loss.You'd probably win more games if you stopped flaming your teammates! >Back in my day>MW2 lobbiesGet the fuck off my board you newfag tourist.
>>748680525I SEE HAZE
>>748693845Dear god i hope hitting the pampador counts as a headshot.Alteenatively not counting as a headshot would alao be funny because its shielding him.
>RAAAAGHHH I HATE BEING STUCK FOR 40 MINUTES IN THIA GAME>queues for another ma5ch
I wish I played the spirit haze build more while it was still overpowered. I think I got less than 10 matches.
>>748692113Don't let the door hit you on your way out.
>want to play deadlock>suffer when in solo queue >40 minutes of getting shat on by someone fed either by me or a teammate:(
>>748692113Have you tried not acting like a nigger?
>>748680414>concord valve edition
>>748690809>My retirement planIf use digital cosmetics as a form of investment you must be extremely low IQ
>>748694787You can scream this all you want until you're blue in the face, cosmetics in Valve games regularly outpace the S&P500. It is no different than investing in a Rolex.
Insider here, one of the new heros is bigfoot.
'eaded to bloo
>>748694962DEY CAN RUN, BUT IT WONT MATTAH
I'm just happy to play with my friends!
The Irony of this being spammed is that right now her weird and lovable face might genuinely be gone in a few hours. We don't know what they're going to add; they've been totally airtight and this is the 8 months later content patch, aka the biggest gap between major content patches to date. Uglycute 2.0 Also I hope there's some insane system mechanics added, and not just PvE. I think there's actually a decent chance this is Open Beta, and I've been a naysayer of that for a while, but at this point, if the update locks in the core Standard mechanics and fleshes them out a bit, it could be the perfect time to introduce people to it in proper "beta", the rest being further polish and additions before 1.0, pve getting an introduction and fleshing out at some point, all the skin systems and meta story, further polish, all sorts of shit. Also with all the pizza posting there now NEEDS to be a pizza delivery boy hero or perhaps paranormal carhop *girl*... I accidentally fat fingered the wrong thread and posted this elsewhere; im taking a nap before the update so I was laying down...
>>748695196I don't see this being open beta but might be the last big 6 batch before beta ignoring the item shop update thats coming later.
>>748694962>Try to rape Vindy>Gets surprise sex with Abrams insteadfitting
>>748694445Get on that Street Brawl
>>748695196If they don't give her a snake body im gonna be so mad
>>748695196It always annoys me people who draw Vyper fanart with some shitty stab-in-the-dark redesign. Those will all age like milk.
>>748694962DWIFTUH
>Welcome...to deadlock!
Everyone has a working nude skin except for Ivy it's not fair
>>748695196Open beta needs proper onboarding for new players which this game doesn't have.Modern gamers only give one shot to live service game, they're not blowing it until it's mostly great on that front. Next year is more likely.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY8B0uQpwZs
>>748695696
Update day!
>>748696118
Guys the update has been postponedIt's over
>>748695868That's true, game does need onboarding and I wonder how long that'll take.Im honestly just worried they'll keep doing 8 months or longer till major updateLike DAMN I know the other over 10 year old games have slow schedules (or none) but this was a scary precursor of things to come sooner than later? Or where they just THAT bogged in the iteration and didn't want to push it to public?What happened?It really isnt treated like an alpha beta anymore but even by live game standards sheeshIf some people are to be believed, they've got WELL over a year of ideas and content they haven't put in the game yet in the current version we're playing at this very second, is way behind the internal. I would expect this update to be insanely heavy if that were true, but I worry it won't. Genuinely, why so long?
>>748696410Liar.
>>748696914that's not the real him btw, think its some polish larper.
>>748696310>the other Rems on the leftHigh effort
So how are they nerfing Silver this time?
>>748693771>Calling anyone tourist in the same sentence as saying don't say mean words on fucking 4chan of all placesGenuinely uninstall life.
>>748694339Will do, remember to respect the Marvel Wokies pronouns.>>748694513>saying mean words means I am niggerHoly shit, drink bleach.
>>748687391She's glowing
>>748688550God I hope not. That is what makes cs2 toxic
>>748697280
>>748697273>Marvel Wokiesschizo?
ALCHEMICAL FLASK!!!
>>748692923>>748692974is it one of those things where you basically have to drop whatever you're doing no matter which hero/role you are and tackle it?
>>748698352Depends, but unless you're actively going to push down a walker or shrine, you should probably head over.
>>748698352it was when it was introduced but in it's current state you can make a few different decisions around it, great opportunity to take a walker if the enemy team overcommits
>>748694908>Bigfoot is a James Bond-esque spy because he is permanently blurryMAKE IT HAPPEN VALVE
Does this classic, age old Dota comic really apply to Deadlock?
>>748698532Oh boy, I love walking into ults that rely on keeping you in limited area like seven, dynamo, graves, bebop and lash.
>>748697207Oh look, another Gen Alpha tourist. Your generation has terrible reading comprehension, probably 3rd grade at best. No one is saying to not say bad words. I am saying to stop flaming your teammates. If you can't understand why flaming your teammates is bad you should go play a different game. If your team causes you this much grief maybe try Starcraft? You can control all the units on your team in that game, so your short sighted temper and fragile ego won't be anyone else's ire. There is genuinely no good excuse for flaming your teammates. This dogshit attitude of yours is why you're hard-stuck in bricklo to begin with, y'know.
>>748698736No. This was only true for the cumback update. And dota 7.00 and the hehe haha patch.
>>748698787Obviously if the entire enemy ,team has the assfucker 9000 combo you should not engage on equal terms
Important question: Will any of the new heroes be sexy women like Celeste? Will Yamato's remodel be SEXO?
>>748698736I don't know, I ditched this shit in March, came back to see if they unfucked it in July, nope, stayed away ever since.I'll probably give it a try again after the patch drops but I'm not holding much hope.Quit Dota after 7.0 too btw
>>748698736Both major updates were very well received.
>>748698928Cadance is the only know hot female hero in the works. Also THE sexo hero of last batch was silver.
>>748692113ive never seen this before. i didnt even know you could get multi day chat bans in deadlock. you must be a real piece of shit faggot lmfaooo
>>748699006>Also THE sexo hero of last batch was silver.Maybe if you're a furry, a faggot, or both.
>>748699003>satan spawn both on 4th spotHmmmm
>>748692476>>748693725>>748697207you have no friends
>>748699003>graves>rem>apollonew blood was a fucking mistake
>>748698882Anon, kids that played MW2 back then are late 20s to early 30s they aren't gen alpha.
>>748698997who cares. you suck ass at deadlock and dota.
>>748699047>wanted to have sex with a slim beautiful girl with beautiful long wavy hair is gay according to 4chink.org
>>748699003Venator is, and probably always will be, the coolest fucking hero in the game.I love this voice lines https://deadlock.wiki/images/4/40/Priest_kill_anyhero_08.mp3
>>748699103I like to imagine all the raging autists making dogshit posts are just billy on 4 computers and 7 phones.
>>748699223EVIL DIES TODAY
I love my wife!
>>748699314She wants corpse dick.
>>748699314Unfunny millennial voice lines.
>>748699406Don't remind me!>>748699431She's a dork!
>>748699169Evidently >>748698736 cares considering he's asking.It's a bullshit meme comic and it's evident if anyone takes a look at steamcharts. People do quit over shit updates, Dota has literally never went back to pre-7.0 numbers.
>>748699431PULL. BACK.*tugs on the foreskin angrily*
>>748699132Be that as it may, I'm glad Valve is learning from Dota 2 and trying to segregate the insufferable players that show up in every MOBA or MOBA-adjacent game. That one guy told on himself by posting the "state mandated loss" shit. It is a good joke when the game is going rough but considering he was muted, he is exactly the player that turns hard games unwinnable because he'd rather give up then assign blame while calling the game early. This phenomenon would be an interesting subject for a psychology major. Personally I think people call games early so they can feel like they're in control. They said the game would be lost and it was, clearly they're the best player on the team and smart for not trying.I just won an epic game of Dota 2 with exactly one of those types of players on my team, too. Delicious 1 hour comeback on Riki. Now that I remember it we actually had 2 morons trying to call early gg, and one of them was 2-11 while doing so. I wish I could get a scan of these people's brains and just explore it.
>>748699547Posts like this genuinely make me thankful Valve isn't beholden to shareholders. You can't grow a game infinitely, retard. The original of that comic is older than you are by the way.
>>748699570>I wish I could get a scan of these people's brains and just explore it. I rather paint the wall with them. But you do you.
>>748699792They'll do it themselves eventually
>>748699686No, but a sustained drop in numbers shortly post update is telling. Do you get off on pretending to be retarded and kicking strawmen around?
>>748688550At best, it'll be a barebones system that lets you earn a couple skins by playing the game.
>>748699886>>748699547its been the 2nd most popular game on steam all day everyday for over a decade. 7.00 was a great update.
>>748700102Go fuck yourself. 7.00 was the last straw where it stopped being dota and became the valve assfaggots.
>>748699792It is hard for me to have such negative thoughts about them, depending. The cool thing about MOBAs is going "afk" by just not participating and mindlessly jungling is actually insanely boring and few people have the willpower to subject themselves to 30-40 minutes of the most boring gameplay possible. In Dota and Deadlock alike, many players will hit the "im afk go end" but still keep playing. You can't actually AFK without getting actioned, and like I mentioned, playing to lose gets insanely boring insanely fast. In Dota you can try to do stuff like break your items but that gets you automatically flagged. I assume the same happens in Deadlock if you sell all your items. Intentional feeding will get you put into low priority faster than you can complain on a forum about it. That said, airing your shitty mindset at your team does a pretty good job of ruining your chances of winning, even if you are still playing. Mute comes in handy but it is a team game and communications are important, whether its full on voice calls or simple pings and "missing mid" in text chat. I'm not sure if its just the differences between Deadlock and Dota at play here or if valve have actually did something with the punishment system here, but I find way less ruiners in Deadlock, which is awesome. Out of over 1k games I've had maybe 3 or 4 where someone just straight up griefs, follows someone around to steal their farm, that kind of stuff. It feels like 1 out of 10 games in Dota. Way more likely to have people doing stuff like tossing you into enemy or banishing you to get you killed in Dota as well. I've had literally only one instance in Deadlock with a Doorman trying to cart allies into the enemy and one with a Bebop trying to punch us in.
>>748698882>Starcraft>implying these people can handle taking responsibility for a lossThey fear RTS and fighting games so they can have an excuse for their mistakes.>>748699570>Personally I think people call games early so they can feel like they're in control.I think it's the League mentality. They're used to surrendering at 15 minutes, so they can call the game 3 minutes in and then start soft-griefing to make sure the game will infact be a 15m surrender. Happens very often. I swear Dota wasn't like this a few years ago, but now it's infested with defeatist retards. Same with Deadlock. Both are still better than League in this regard, though.
>>748700102It sucked dick and ruined the game forever.
Fun fact: The Doorman's design will never be beaten.
>>748700404Not reading all that. The comeback mechanics put inside dota and deadlock are so overtuned even at their weakest patches that this braindead mentality makes no sense.
>>748700529Rem
>>748700529tumblr design
>>748700348I can't imagine holding such an elitist attitude over a game you were never good at. I've been playing since wc3 and the game is still good. I'm actually not sure how you can even form a coherent argument as to how something as simple as a talent tree made the game "stop being dota." A lot of the changes that happened after 6.83d were done specifically because IceFrog no longer felt tethered by the limitations of the wc3 engine. Neutral items weren't added until 7.20 or so, and neutral items make the game even more like warcraft 3, ergo more like "classic" dota.>>748700412Like I said in an earlier post, I'll get lots of people in both Deadlock and Dota who may call gg but still keep playing at least. Though it would be better for team morale if they just kept their shit comments to theirselves. It is amazing how far people will go to spoil their own experience while playing a computer game.
I agree with the other guy, dota post-7.00 sucks
>>748700529I think the kit is cool and the hero is cool thematically but I honestly think he looks like such a fucking dork. There is nothing cool about short, light, curly hair. His hairstyle reminds me of an autistic young child, but the violent kind of autistic. I could imagine a young doorman with a stained ring of popsicle around his lips. He looks like a goober. The whole "eldritch god who got tired of tormenting humans so he tried servicing them" shtick is neat, as is having a portal gun in a MOBA. But he looks like shit.
I dropped Dota at neutral itemsThey lost me
>>748700853but he's like 2 meters tall
>>748700853>His hairstyle reminds me of an autistic young child, but the violent kind of autisticThat's more of a compliment to Doorman's designer than you think.
>>748700529He's a 10/10 design all around
>>748700429>>748700872ive tried to actually hear this argument out and understand this anti 7.00 perspective. i just dont understand it never will. game is fun. even right now.
>>748700529good design ruined by the people who play him
>>748700872I left when they fucked with Skeleton King design. Fuck the green cocksucker.
>>748700853everything you said was by design, this marred by the fact his proportions are weird and alien creates the perfect god-in-a-skinsuit
>>748701094Just noobs getting fed up with their stagnating skill so they latch on to a patch as being bad and the reason they need to quit instead of coming to terms with themselves. You can tell by the amount of people ITT conflating 7.00 with neutral items that they don't have a clue what they're talking about. Those updates were nearly 3 years apart.
>>748701457I didn't say anything about 7.00I just left at neutral items
