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>>748696732
WRITTEN SONG ANCHOR
This is an anchor post for newly written songs posted the first time. It's not to shill a song that didn't get noticed and wants more attention, it exists to get a quick glance at the new songs that were posted for the first time in this thread. So please link every newly finished song to this with a reply.

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>>748696732
OC ANCHOR post what you're working on, be it art, vocals, skits, or whatever.

The only comment I’ll make about the shitfest from last thread was that “higher education” anon won by making that anon seethe and then leaving, and he is still seething.
He also had very mean catty replies, some high school mean girl energy there.

>>748696989
Leave your drama in the last thread applied to you to, idiot. Nobody gives a shit if you care about trolling other people more than the musical, there is no winners when you losers derail our threads.

song idea right here
https://youtu.be/H1Yt0xJKDY8

>>748697048
You’re right, sorry.
I won’t comment on it anymore.

>>748697098
Make it about how ESLs can't leave drama to die and need to aggressively bring it back up over and over across multiple threads.

>>748697182
Stop seething, we’re moving on here.
Post a song or something productive or fuck off.

ESLs are the backbone of the musical and the musical would suck without them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRM70Jw7F4M

>>748697264
>Stop seething, we’re moving on here.
You literally are so obsessed you brought it into this thread you piece of subhuman filth. I stubbed your bullshit over an hour ago and you're still fucking going, don't you pretend for a second you're not the problem when you couldn't stop yourself from getting that extra dig in. This entire thread is probably going to be fucked and it's entirely your fault.

>>748697328
How can someone be the backbone if they don't even have a spine?

>>748697347
>This thread is gonna suck because I can’t stop replying
Dude, you can just ignore those posts

I can't even be surprised that the dramawhores entering a new musical thread just to derail it with shit from a completely different thread are all ESLs.

When did these threads become discord drama wars

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>>748696748
Drawthreads
Pinecones by Bug Hunters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQP2nlnjUOo
Instrumental: https://files.catbox.moe/2m6gmu.flac

Pens up if you remember drawthreads
And re-a-lize you haven’t seen them post
Scroll up and down the ‘log, this coomer and /pol/ baiting slog,
But it’s like you are looking for a ghost

Where are the artists drawing doodles?
And where are the autists OC shills?
Where did the drawthreads go, archive shows that it don’t know
Did boorufag forget paying the bills?

I liked to see their thread OPs
Change over time, and the artists would
Have their fads and evergreens
The Fs of the Ms next to
Touhou hijacks and Midna porn
And sketchbooks of all of /v/’s kings and queens

Anchor: this anchor was for the requestees
I’d see them post relentlessly
Then I’d always watch them
Beg for art of non-vidya OCs so
They’d plead for free, art right here on /v/
They’d plead for free, art right here on /v/

Then many requests exploited curiosity
With hyper-specifics that seem like oddball kinks
Women turning into sandwiches
Foxes burning up radishes
And other thoughts not meant for pens and inks

Yeah, this anchor was meant for the artists
To link their work for all the thread to see
Some drew so slow and some so quick
And some drew nice ass and some drew dick but
They’d just drop a link without anchor
They would draw some free, art right here on /v/

And no one wonders what would drive a non to draw
For some autists who won’t know art if it punched them in the jaw?
No, there’s no magical memetics that they saw
Just the fun of sketching Waluigi learning how to “wah”

And the memes, reactions over-drawn, with characters from games
Some would be shoved down in a box of pics to never post again
But some I see reposted for laughs and roasting in our home grown ways
For suicide baiting punctuated with /v/’s own amen

>>748697543
Nigga literally stop replying and ignore the bait, you’re becoming a bigger faggot than them at this point. Seriously.

>>748697493
>It's not my fault for going far out of the way to bring it up in a new thread, it's your fault for not letting me have the last word in both of the threads at once
You are the problem. Reflect on yourself.

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>>748697591
>>748696748

They won’t update the booru
So the self-absorbed requesters upload the art themselves
And also tag satisfying autistic RUURU
The right tag, placed on their own shelves, yeah

I really loved our vidya drawthread
With all of its autists, fags, and cringe
With its waifu and daughteru
The likes of Aegis and Riju
Every anon wants something unhinged
Draw Yoko Taro strumming banjo strings

Got nothing for all my drawthread hunts
They’re not on /v/ (and haven’t been for months)
In badlands I fin’lly see
The mods confined them to /vg/
So they would die a long and painful death
Yeah, art is out; music may be there next

>>748697584
When ESL mongrels with no self restraint and a complete lack of ability to let shit go showed up.

>>748697595
I get you're probably that ESL, but the word "replying" is used to denote when someone is giving a reply to a different post, not making a standalone post with no reply involved.

That ESL posted a song link and broke that anon so bad he’s been seething and posting like crazy about ESLs and replying to everyone telling him to stop like they’re ESLs too.

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>>748696989
>>748697098
Fucking morons. The last thread isn't even dead and you couldn't fucking help yourselves.

>>748697886
it'll last a few days, likely. Unfortunate.

>>748697886
I already said sorry… >>748697164

Please no to racism against LatinX we are allies

>>748697942
We need whichever shitskin started this to post a vocaroo, pic of their hand, and name of whatever hole they crawled out of, so we know which exact race is to blame for this.

>>748697942
They gave us SOTY last year, we can’t hate the latinxs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MCIgLmvR_So

>>748698048
Are you gonna reply to every post?

i just want to ask everyone in this thread to suck me off

>>748698115
You can't claim K, that's a /v/ song because she lives on /v/.

Everyone in this thread we will get through this ;; stay strong musical sisters.

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So about that Odoru Dame Ningen parody called Cunny Lover...

>>748698239
And everyone can sing except K am I right guys?
Okay now we’ve gone full loop

>>748698287
We were too harsh on Cunnychads, they've abandoned us for shunning their funposts and now we'll have to deal with this drama without them...

Can those niggas parents leave already so he can start singing and leave this thread alone

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I wish i had a dramatic singing voice.
I've been listening to the hunchback of notre dame OST and there is a excellent /v/ sings version of hellfire that triggers my little bitch jealously.
musicals are so fucking kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heIH9vfwKBM

>>748698375
I think you're mixing up anons, the one talking about their parents wasn't part of any of this. This is ESLs trolling to fuck over the thread, and some retarded bitch biting the bait.

>>748698397
Time to start practicing.

We need Anonika to stop bombing Iranians and come back with a new take or something.

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I'm going to continue working on my parody of Handlebars for the rest of the Musical, but, I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure there are any rappers here who would be skilled enough to perform it effectively. If any nerdcore hip-hoppers like YTCracker still browse here, maybe they could pull it off, but that's a pipe dream.

>>748698485
Can you point to me which posts are ESLs trolling this thread aside from >>748697098

please behave, neighbour won't stop mowing their fucking lawn so i'm stuck in here waiting to get back to recordan.

>>748698575
I'm sure I can do it. Last time I tried to rap it took me only 30 minutes to learn a bar

>>748698570
Speaking of Anonika, I have a lot more respect for him and how he handles getting shat on for his singing.
This Anon got told he sings like shit and has gone full hitler on ESLs and shitting up the thread.

>>748698626
record with it, it'll add texture to the song

>>748698579
There was that one and the one that actually started it by attacking the Jimmy Neutron song anon, they both type like speds but any of the comments like >>748697807 and >>748698171 are blatant bait aiming to derail the thread with more replies and drama.

>>748698569
nah lol
i've been singing for a few years now and just fundamentally lack the power of a nice vibrato or non-nasally voice.
i will seethe and enjoy nice smooth baritone anon vocals though.

>>748697591
>>748697653
Can you also do one for bottle rocket astronaut? I can’t seem to get mine off the ground.
Pun. Laugh at my pun.
I was also trying to do one for 2 bed, 2 bath and a ghost, might still try to finish that one.

>>748698287
Judas priest turbo lover?

>>748698707
I said THIS thread.
Nigga move on.

>>748698823
Both of the linked posts are within this thread, as are all of your other new bait posts.

>>748698803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU7D66TuHkE

>>748698778
Did you mean to reply to me? I didn't mean to do anything mean and I can delete this submission if I hurt you somehow. The pun is funny.

>>748698859
I’m not the one posting bait, Anon.

Wokieflop really triggered all these libs, huh?

>>748698876
I did mean to, yes. It’s nice to see more bug hunter from another bug hunter enjoyer.
And it’d be nice to see more bug hunter songs not written by me, preferably by someone with better ideas than me

>>748698747
as long as you're not an ESL your singing is probably fine

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>>748698632
Alright, picrel is some more beta lyrics for Sensor Bar and here's the instrumental for Handlebars:
>https://youtu.be/SKEy8x9h0N8?si=OlRRxBnaaXysKZOr

I wanna hear you try to rap this over this beat. I can send you more if you do it well.

>>748699141
Are you really just gonna attack all ESL singers?

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>>748699160
>Picrel
>Attaches rap robots
HERE'S the lyrics.

>>748696864
>>748689495
repostan

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>>748699160
It was a joke. 30 minutes to learn a bar?
It would probably take me 60 hours to learn a song.

>>748699203
They attack everyone else, so why not. The last thread and now this one are ruined by them.

>>748699293
But you’re stooping down to the level of the trolls. Let the poor innocent ESL singfags be.

>>748699160
>gatekeeping lyrics in DLC packs
nigga there are 200 unused songs on the sheet, if you don't want to write then just don't write

>>748699360
There is no such thing as an innocent ESL singfag when they'll see the other ESLs attacking anyone that's not ESL across 2 threads now and they go "not my problem lol"

>>748699367
I'm sorry, has someone already parodied Handlebars? I CTRL + F every song I write a parody of in the instrumental spreadsheet.

>>748699454
Are you assuming all esl singfags were on at that time and reading the thread? They were probably at work, sleeping or maybe fucking singing a fucking song.

>>748699498
You can parody Handlebars, I'm saying you're treating the song like game DLC when you go "ok here's lyric drop 2, if you want me to keep writing the song then you need to sing the song first". We got good singers, including at least 1 that wants to sing Handlebars, if you write it it'll get sung.

>>748699160
I can rap but I'm not going to audition for a song. that's one gay step too far for me, dog

>>748699454
An ESL did defend you last thread or are you just gonna ignore it? >>748692231

>>748699542
It's still "that time", you're posting in a thread with at least 2 different ESL fags that proudly stated the American singfag should quit because they suck and shouldn't sing at all.

>>748699598
>>748699657
I'm going to work on the song regardless and have been, but I'm not going to write a song for a collective of singers who are going to tacitly button and ignore me because my command of the English language is too Jewish for them. Go sing something else. As of this post, I'm quitting the musical permanently. Deuces.

>>748699675
At this point I hope he quits so he stops shitting up this thread.

ESL ESL oh ES ES ES
ESL ESL oh ES ES ES
ESL ESL oh ES ES ES
ESL (pop!)
bum bum bum bum

>>748699125
Oh okay. Yeah, I really like Bug Hunter. I don't see anything wrong with your ideas and the anon who was complaining was just stirring up drama.

>>748699862
Better than the monstrosity captchanon/hellenkelleranon posted

>>748699796
lmao

>>748699796
I can't tell if this is an ESL or just a Jew. Either way they should burn.

>>748699671
I'm not that anon, and I didn't see that 1 post buried in the wave of 300 negative ones.

>>748699796
DoMaya follow this writefags example pls

>>748699853
This is how radicals are born. Your group has turned a Type A singfag into female hitler.

>>748699671
That must be a white ESL, maybe Swedish, as opposed to all the inferior ESLs that make up the rest of the musical members.

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>>748696748
The Middle - Jimmy Eats World
original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rubpIfLPzvU
instrumental: https://files.catbox.moe/xm3df0.flac
The Middle (of the Grind)

Hey, don’t write the grind off yet
Boredom’s the real threat, you saw the guide so stay awake
Just be deadset, you are a grinding vet
And don’t you worry, the desire sensor is fake, okay?

It just takes some time
Trickle fed, you’re in the middle of the grind
Every drop, every drop you want you’ll find
Every drop, every drop for which you’ve pined, in mind

Hey, you know the drop will come
You are an overcomer soon you’ll own (soon you’ll own), the drop at stake
Don’t get numb, yeah, do not succumb
The days don’t matter so stay in the zone (in the zone), so chum don’t break

It just takes some time
Trickle fed, you’re in the middle of the grind
Every drop, every drop you want you’ll find
Every drop, every drop for which you’ve pined, in mind
It just takes some time
Trickle fed, you’re in the middle of the grind
Every drop, every drop you want you’ll find
Every drop, every drop for which you’ve pined, in mind

(guitar solo)

Hey, don’t stop the grind today
No better game to play, it’s not a waste (not a waste) unless you stray
Just grind away (just grind away), grind every night and day (grind every night and day)
and don’t you worry what the bucket crabs (bucket crabs) are gonna say

It just takes some time
Trickle fed, you’re in the middle of the grind
Every drop, every drop you want you’ll find
Every drop, every drop for which you’ve pined, in mind
It just takes some time
Trickle fed, you’re in the middle of the grind
Every drop, every drop you want you’ll find
Every drop, every drop except for mine

>>748699225
gonna record just this abruptly cutting off for dlc

Uh, I'm also not going to supervise any production processes for the four songs I already wrote this year, so when you inevitably fuck them up and they get downvoted on YouTube, you should remember what you lost in me and let a single tear stream from your eye.

>>748700485
No, you do not have my permission.

>>748700513
unfortunately I only need my permission and I just gave it to myself

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>>748699796
Yeah we're totally gonna miss out on all these madlib lines, the horror. Let me guess, you're american?

>>748700619
ESLs might be bad singers but Americans are bad writers

>>748699454
why would you think i'm keeping track of this shitfuck of a thread

>>748700695
Let's be real, most ESLs can't even write a 4chan post properly.

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Suessanon is a real one, anyone that reps the Good Doctor is a friend of mine. I love his stuff not aimed at kids.

>>748700619
I'm so shocked that a Madlib fan can't spell. Maybe the nation of Islam can send you some better lyrics if you're such hot shit.

>>748700742
I know you're not keeping track well, ESLs always struggle with complex concepts.

Ok it’s not funny anymore

>>748700904
We have a sheet full of better lyrics already. I'm singing some right after lunch.

>>748701331
>lunch
Definitely American

>>748701305
It wasn't funny from the start. We're here to make music, any room temp IQ retard that enabled it to escalate this far by engaging with it sucks.

>>748701430
Just white.

>>748701515
Je suis désolé
Lo siento
Ik ben droevig
Sono spiacente
Perdóname
Gomenasai
Mujhe maaf kardo
Przepraszam

I’m sorry

>>748701646
Fuck off back to France, Spain (or worse), the Netherlands, Italy, Mexico (or worse), Japan, India, and Poland.

we should really be more clear that it's usually not white ESLs that are the problem

>>748701968
Can you name a nonwhite current singfag who is ESL?
The singfags who are drama prone are Jebus and Anonika and they’re both American so not ESL.

Dude, that crazy thing about that porn game, have you heard about it?

>>748702134
Well I didn't say they sang, they're probably freeloaders just here for drama, but the people sparking all of this in the previous thread certainly didn't have white skin. You could smell them through their posts.

>>748702208
That the song about it got a sequel called On A Budget? I did hear that! A shame about the writer though... it's made by schmucks

>>748702235
>>748699454

>>748702308
Ah, see, you're an ESL so I can understand your lack of understanding here, it's a topic with a bit of depth. I presume you think there's some contradiction in my post vs the other post, but there isn't...
>There is no such thing as an innocent ESL singfag
>Well I didn't say they sang
You see, the ESL singfags aren't innocent, but that doesn't mean all of their ilk are singers. I don't hate them because they are singers, I hate them because they are brown (physically and/or spiritually). Their genetics and communities bring out the worst of humanity on multiple levels, and the ones that sing aren't above that.

>>748702304
ok, fuck you, it got me to chuckle

>>748702704
But can you give any examples of current brown ESL singfags?

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>>748700470
>qurupeco
Oh yeah, you're knower
Nice

>>748702971
They likely wouldn't be notable enough to garner a name, singfagging until you have a reputation requires a degree of artistic desire and passion that entails possessing a full human soul.

>>748703213
>full human soul.
I wouldn't say it requires a FULL soul, plenty of notable singfags are ESLs, just not unambiguously brown ones.

>>748700470
Hope this turns out well and add it to farman list right next to Legendaries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5VAQQjjKkE

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Reminder not to be the sort of lolcow that publicly spazzes out over something irrelevant like a 4chan user using the term ESL. It doesn't matter if it makes you cry, cry in silence instead of the thread.
"You show people where your weak points are located, then they will know how to push your button. If you never show them, they will never know."

judas priest's angel but it is about angie

>>748697591
>>748697653
RIP ;_;
Fuck you, James

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To that coward ESL that did not reply to the post last thread:

>They didn't replace every word.
there's a big difference between "they didn't replace every word" and "they left words in every single line untouched and treated the song like mad libs where you never touch the scaffolding and only swap words of the same type in and out".
>We make parodies, not totally original lyrics using the same melody.
the vast majority of the best songs are totally original, which again does not mean you have to replace every word, but if you're leaving words alone in every line you're being complacent.

In other words, fix your terrible lyrics

>>748704078
Don't copy paste my post from last thread and just add your sperg shit on top

>>748703665
Who is James?

James Small?

https://zaibatsupedia.fandom.com/wiki/James_Small

>>748704531
Drawthread spammer

>>748697591
This reminds me that I had a death metal song (using Carcass' Heartwork) about trying very hard to drawfag and the frustrations of drawing, but I never finished writing it. Wonder if the death metal/black metal anon would be up for singing it if I did.

>>748704924
ah, likely to also be ESL then

>>748703584
The one who cried was the one who couldn’t sing.
5 am my ass.

>>748704924
ah I didn't know that that was what happened. rip

>>748705343
Nah, the entire chain started when some ESL got triggered that musical anons that actually participate were workshopping a DLC idea.

>>748705430
don't forget that he couldn't count to 7.

>>748696732
is this a bad time to ask if i there are any restrictions for trans singers for this project?

>>748705394
Not definitively, but I still believe his constant bickering with drawfags and other requesters was what doomed those threads in the end

>>748705504
well he was ESL, that much was a given.
>>748705524
what race are you genetically?

>>748705524
Only as 'acking vocals!

>>748705524
I learned that if you read trans as fake then nonsensical terms make sense
>fake singers
You fit right in.

>>748705589
That’s not answering their question, unless you meant to say the restriction is they can only be backing vocals?

>>748705524
Please sing Porn Game Girl Magic SIDE B

This obsession to hate on brown ESL singers when the worst singer we have is a cracker called Anonika.

>>748705739
Anonika is a good person past his CIA janny connection, he says dumb stuff sometimes but he doesn't go out of the way to shit on other musical anons like multiple ESLs do here.

I'm just gonna say some of you take shitposting way too seriously and it's not the shitposters

>>748705589
HIIIIYOOOOOO

>>748705739
Being a bad singer isn't a reason to hate someone. Being a bad person is a reason to hate them. That's the difference.

>>748705816
Nigga you forgot the leaked Discord DM where he shat on sonic hewoes anon?

>>748705524
no just sing bro or sis or sib

>>748705931
I'm not obsessed like you, if that happened then Anonika probably isn't even white.

>>748705931
He gave the shittiest edit job in the history of man and we've seen Controller.

>>748705572
?
>>748705589
what is that?
>>748705672
that sounds like a lewd song, im asexual so idk if id feel comfy singing that