>Humble BeginningsMake your first post
>>748706195>They do it for freeGet you first ban from the site
>Timeout>Get a 3 day ban
>Lucky GuessIdentify and call out the local schizo on your first attempt in a thread
>Was it something I said?Make the last post before a thread gets deleted
>I just couldn't resistTake the bait and post under a twitter thread
>U Mad, Bro?Have someone angrily pretend to be you in a thread to sabotage your argument.
>>748706195>larped as white and spammed blacked cuck cope 1000 days in a row
>>748708050>hook line and sinker Make a bait post and get 50 or more (You)’s
>>748706195>Triple his salaryGet an unlucky 3 day because you used a slur while janny was dilating
>>748708113I'm trans btw if that matter
>good luck i'm behind 7 proxiesHave 7 bans active at the same time
>>748706195>YOU'RE BROWN.... AND POOR!Open up a shop menu, but decide you don't want or need what they have
>gateway drugRecieve your first daily dose
>It's over 9000!Received over 9000 (You)s.
>Next Stop OverHave your thread moved to an entirely different board.
>Variety Is The Spice Of LifePost a Twitter screenshot
>A small spark>Incite an argument between two different anons from you own post
>Life has many doorsEvade a rangeban
>The bigger they are...Post in a thread that reaches 500 replies, which then gets deleted.
>Population of One>Reply to posts as you scroll down a thread only to see all your posts back to back at the bottom
>>748708153KekI know who you mean
Achievement>FaggotRequirement>make your first thread
>>748706873This right here
>>748706195>BUSTEDYour post made 4chan shut down
>Dodge ThisRecieved a warning for a shitpost thread instead of a ban
>Ups, someone's at your door!Post l*li pictures
>>748708453Holy shit I thought I was the only one who did this
>the gamethe game
>>748706293>Not so fastEvade a ban.
>Speed of LightReply in a vidya butts thread before it gets deleted.
Achievement>Good SamaritanRequirement >make a report that results in a ban
>Chuddha's DeadBuy 10 games /v/ hates
>Snitches get Stitches Get banned for making a "false" report.
>>748708673I feel like such a dipshit when it happens
>>748706195>Nothing but dolphins!Access a download link posted on a thread for the first time
>heart of the cardsget a dub
>>748706195>Baby's First PsyopMake a post pretending to be one of two arguing anons and successfully make the other thing you're the one they are arguing against and say some retarded shit to instantly lose
>>748706195>My Name Is Higgers, Nate Higgers>Use the Gamer Word.>progress: 12316/100,000
>>748706195>I don't get paid, I get evenBecome a janitor
>Check'emSuccesfully predicted your own trips
>>748708205kek
>>748706195>Video games?Make a thread on /v/ about anything other than video games and have it hit the bump limit
>newfag can't triforceLarp as an oldfag
>False MeetingRestart a general without its usual copypasta
>What's inspect elementsCall out a schizo for replying to himself
>Trump LostBe on the right side of history.
>>748709008what would this one be: >The bigger they are
>There are no girls in the internetReply "Post tits or GTFO" and kill a thread
>The Best Of MenReply to someone calling you a virgin by saying you have a wife and kids
>>748706195You're a faggot>start a thread
>Can't Stop, Won't StopPost about porn on the video games board
>Wrong DoorAccidentally click on /u/ instead of /v/
>Into the trash you goGet sent to the secret hidden board
Trophy>FBI, OPEN UP!Requirement>Break Global Rule 1
>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?"Get a (You) with the "Navy Seals copy pasta"
>I summon...Quote somebody from a completely different board>I've been summoned...Get a (You) from a completely different board
>>748706195>You're a horrible person>Get more than 10 (You)s after posting that anyone who reads your post has to reply or else their mothers will die in their sleep
> unlovable incel chudCall a game you've never played shit
>>748709420More like>/v/'s special
>Egg cracking Post in a Fallout New Vegas thread.
>The rapistevade 10 bans without reading your ban data
>>748706195>Cry some moar>Upset a moderator or janitor enough for them to ban you without breaking any rules
>my wife's boyfriendMake a thread showing your nintendo switch collection
>master of disguisesuccessfully samefag without getting caught
>They arr rook sameTrigger kpop retard
>Patience, disciplinePost enough so you only need one captcha.
Stop with these fucking reposted meta posts already holy fuck
>>748709187>>748708442
>>748709553>Collateral damageGet thread banned after making a non-rulebreaking post in a thread where everyone gets banned.
>>748709679Eat shit tranny.
>The bigger they are...Obtain Dubs>The harder they fall.Obtain Trips
Achievement >Get the ball rollingRequirement >immediately reply to your own thread
>>748709679>How could this be me?!Enter a thread you don't like and get mad
>>748709679>Backseat Janitor Complain about people having fun in a meta thread while 50% or more of the catalog is off topic
>YA SHITPOSTIN'Succesfully make a scotsman's thread last at least 20 posts
>Sticky SituationGet someone to cum while posting in a Sticky.
>Who's Eric?Post on a Famitsu general for the first time.
>Look At Me, I Am The Topic NowSuccessfully derail a thread.
>Thank you for recycling!Have someone else start a thread with a screenshot of a Twitter post containing a screenshot of your 4chan post...>Around the world in 80 minutes...before your original post has 404'd
>>>>>achievementsKYS Zoomers
>>748708574That one fucking time some retard posted a nigger fucking Hatkid on the catalog and froze the entire site for a week with it left on the catalog.
>>748710017>Back in my day
>You're stuck here forever Call someone a (happening) newfag
>Gollum Won The ArgumentEnd an argument by saying "I accept your concession."
>>748710017>Zoomer Derangement SyndromePost about Gen Z in an unrelated thread.
>>748706195Go 5 minutes without bringing up trannys> 0.02% of player have this achievement
>or your mother dies in her sleep...Reply to this post
>Breaking ContainmentViolate Global Rule 15>One Man ArmySamefag a thread to the bump limit>Teams Have Been AutobalancedHave your thread moved to another board by a mod>Friendly FireGet falsely accused of being a schizo>Close Encounters Of The Unpaid KindPost the alien picture and get the site shut down again>SnitchReport your first post>Carlos!Make a shitty pun that gets 5 (you)s>Don't say his nameParticipate in a Candlejack reply cha
>>748706195>A winrar is youGet all achievements>I wanna be the little girlGet a reply from Moot>Everyone ok?survive the sitewide hack event
>back to basicsvisit /b/>containment breachcreate a political thread outside of /pol/>autocorrectuse a filtered word>no way outvisit the site after abstaining for 6+ months
>>748709094>Video Games!Post an on topic thread and have it reach bump limit with 10 or fewer shitposts
>>748710060>I accept your concessionRobert?
>Got put on Team Creme>now I can't ever get the achievement for winning the April Fools candy eventWho designed this bullshit?
>Back to earthBecome unable to post
>Check'emGet doubles>CopycatUse the exact same picture someone else used>You just don't get it do you?See the sad panda first time>Teh ReiWitness some of the OCs of the board.
>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIAIncite a flame war between two different fanbases with falseflag posts.
do you still get achievements if you use 4chanx or is that like using a modded save
>World trotterPost in every board
>There are many like it, but this one is mineCreate and post your own homemade OC.
>>748710278>Check’em has been bugged for years
>>748710231you can get the achievement if you bait someone with the achievement
>One of a KindGet a custom ban message from the moderator.
>>748710298I do this in MMO threads
>>748709679>No fun allowedEnter a thread just to tell people to stop posting
>The Joker, Baby!Find out who's been ringing the church bell.
>>748710337>paywalled achievementsfucking bullshit
>>748710407I got this one. It said "disturbing the peace".
>Shills here!Successfully call out a paid shill
>Moving Down In The WorldBecome a janny
>What are you hiding from me?Access a third-party 4chan archive to see a deleted post.
>Da...Kini!start a vidya lol thread that gets derailed by the furry comic spammer
>Talk of the TownGet your very own schizo persona and have someone mention you.
>>748709679>I'm trans btw xMake a bad post
>Holy Freaking Crap!Post in a sticky for the first time
>Early lifeCall someone from israel a jew on a board with flags disabled
>Objection!Successfully appeal a ban.
>Anyone here?Make a thread that last over 365 days in /po/
>>748710017>Tumor humorCall someone an -oomer
>Happens to the best of usFind out that the girl you met in that multiplayer lobby that you got a really persistent crush on actually has a cock
>Times Have Changed!Get banned for "troll posts"
>Raiders of the Lost BoardAccess /l/
>One is the loneliest number. Make a thread that gets zero replies.
>That Was a Close OneGet warned for a post that should've got you banned.
>JerkUse a tripcode for the first time.
>Among Us Report a janitor for breaking the rules
>Just a Ticket TodayGet warned for a rule abiding on-topic post
>Undercover SausageCorrectly identify Garry Newman in an s&box thread
>I'm somewhat of an expertPost opinions of a game you've never played and have only seen a screenshot of.
>Mom, I'm famous!Someone posts a screenshot of your post or thread.
>>748706195>Check 'emGet doubles
>Say Hello To My Little FriendGet another Anon to fight on your behalf.
>>748706293>Janitoral ActivitiesGet your first warning (Easy)>They Do It For FreeGet your first ban (Easy)>BanhammerGet your first appealable (longer than 3 days) ban (Medium)>Not In My JurisdictionGet your first single-board ban (Medium)>Wanted In 14 StatesGet multiple board bans without a global ban (Hard)>Public ExecutionUSER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST (Very Hard)>Life SentenceGet a permanent ban (Medium)
>>748706195
>BrownoutBe the only white person posting in a thread
>It's A Small ClubKill a developer
>Do androids dream of electric sheepReply to a bot
>Fields of itPost with sage in every field.
>They Said You Would Never PassPost with a 4chan pass
>Dead Men Tell No TalesMake the last reply in an argument because you reported your opponent and got them banned.>Check Yourself Before You Wreck YourselfSuccessfully predict your own post number, which contains dubs, on your first try.>I Swear On My Mother's LifeReply to a "reply or your mother dies" post with the Immunity Dog while calling the poster a slur.>Boogeyman-ifestInvent an imaginary poster, and successfully fool a general into accusing other users of being that poster in a subsequent thread.>We Arr Rook SameHave someone link your post in a samefag accusation, wherein every single linked post is actually a different user. (/a/ and /jp/ only)
>The Fourth ReichCorrect another Anon's grammar or spelling
>ExplorerPost on every (active) board at least once
>Dude food!Use food as an analogy to something completely unrelated
>Targeted AdvertisingPurchase an indie game that's being blatantly shilled by its developer>Your Finest VintageRepost an image you saved from here more than 10 years ago
>OldfagPlay the game on launch day
>>748708642>Hola, amigos!Write as an ESL in your post
>The gameLose it
>>748710906I've managed to get all of these (the permaban was a mistake)
>>748706301>"Can't wait to upDATE!"you now read that in his voice
>STOP ENJOYING THINGSCall a thread about a game you don't like a shill thread.
>>748708642I'd call it >Think of the advertisers!
>They got the receipt>tried to ban evade by resetting your router without clearing your cookies>Now this is podracing>install 4chan X/XT
>>748708642Anubia feets <D
>>748711041Guinea Fowl are a genuinely stupid animal. Chickens actually have complex brains for an animal, not just a bird and so do turkey. These guys are unironically head empty
>>748709679Nice samefagging to this post btw
>>748706293>>748710906>never got your entire ISP range-banned from the website for over a year>never made a post that got you on the CIA hit listlittle babies.
>Now neither of us will be virgins!Reply to your own post
>Epstein would be proudDon't get banned while posting loli porn
>Underageb&'d>admit to being underage and get yourself banned until you're 18
>>748711524I'm not a schizophrenic or a psychopath, I just like video games and movies.
>Forever AloneArchive a thread with no replies
>>748711513>Oh no! More Lemmings!Derail a thread by diverting the discussion towards animals
>Don't Get Cocky, KidEvade at least 5 range bans.
>no spoonbecome unbannable
>Did he diedsaw your first gore post in a SFW board>How did she fit thatsaw your first hardcore porn post in a SFW board>Brb formatting my PCsaw your first cheese pizza post
>Double TroubleGet dubs >Triple ThreatGet trips>Herf Derf Faggitz Get off My VidyaGet quads>Just Plain LuckyGet quints >Hiroshimoot's BlessingGet sexts
>Better on other boardsReply in the off topic vidya thread>4leafFarmsMake an off topic eceleb drama thread>Video Games?Make a thread on a retro game and get no replies.
>MuffledAttempt to post a video with audio outside of /gif/ or /wsg/
>>748706195>No homoHave at least 10-post long erp session with anon(s)>PedobearPost loli>And water is wetGet banned for talking about video games>Janny's little helperReport 100 posts>I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENTGet banned for announcing sage and/or report>Time well spent!Post OC 5 minutes before thread gets deleted>Hot CoffeePost 10 nsfw images in row without getting banned>Hello? Is this on?Report a blatant off-topic thread that stays up for an hour after your report>Stop hitting yourselfReport your own post>The Highwind takes to the skies!Ban evade using airplane mode>Do I fit in yet?Say "nigger", "tranny", or/and "pajeet" 10 times in one thread>My First Amendment!Get banned for off-topic>OldfagUse /v/ for 3 months>European ExtremeAdmit you were wrong>Dante Must DieApologize for being rude>Nightmare!Tell someone you were arguing with that they won the argument>TL;DRWrite a post longer than 280 characters>Am I famous now?Get 20 (You)s on one post>The Hero with a Thousand FacesPretend to be 5 different anons in same thread>Mom, get the camera!Have your thread hit bump limit
>Who was phone?Reply to yourself
>Professional Retard Make a typo in a post calling out someone else's typo
>>748709679i like them
>Wait, I know you...See someone you know irl post their face
>>748711968>NostradamusSuccessfully predict your own post number>NostradumbassFail to predict your own post number
>Chris MetzenReply to a thread about drama you're involved in
>>748712740Alternatively, recognize a poster by their posting style and or avatar
>Do not cite the deep magic to meHave someone reply to you with a copypasta whose origin thread you posted in.>Deaf to all but the SongIn a thread or board with autoplaying audio, convince another poster to post ":stopmusic:" in an attempt to mute said audio.>Let bygones be bygonesRecieve a (You) from a janitor or moderator who has previously banned you.>Don't Shoot the Messenger!Report a thread, and then get caught in a mass-ban for posting in that thread once it is deleted.>Aaaand stay out!Successfully evade a ban, only to immediately get banned again on your first post anyway.>Stirring the potReply starting an argument with yourself and have at least one poster jump to the defense of each side.
>TripchadMake your first post a pseudonymous tripfag
>SpookyKnow where to go when 4chan goes down, post something there0.0001% of players have this achievement
>>748711524>American named Burgeroh come on
>>748711041>not trying this with road runners
>>7487061953 day ban for racism gotta be one, probably a high percentage earned as well
>>748713215Spooky indeed
>>748706873I've gotten this one countless times
>>748711524>>748713345bravo
*Tell abysm stares back* Told some anon to kys for the first time.
>>748713941The*
>cause a thread be pruned or deleted
>Making History>See OC you created posted by someone else
>Daisys destructionSuccessfully report and have an underaged anon banned
>VexillogistGet (You)s from posters with every flag.
>Spiritual Connection>Get accused of being a samefag with someone elses post
>>748714094Nothing beats this feeling
>>748714286i cringe when i see my shit art being reposted
>>748709679>Post HandsBe black.
>>748714236I love when this happens
>>748706195>What's in a Name?Be referred to as "Eric" by another user.
>Basically a trippost with a rare flag on boards with flags
>>748706195> On topicReach page 10 with less than 100 replies>Off topicReach the reply limit
>Mutts Lawbibisi post from the North American server
>>748706195Wordsmith Award: See your post quoted word for word over three years from when you posted. Stealth Influencer Award: See talking head on TV quote your post word for word. Street Preacher Award: Take your honed skills to the real world and win a live debate.
>Bad DragonPosted a box opening thread.
>>748714130I saw that video once, 15 years agoPart of me hates how the internet has been more and more censored over the last 15 years, but when I remember stuff like that? Part of me understands why.
>>748714965kek it do be like that
>>748716126Oh it's not that bad you fucking pussy
>>748706195>The N of the Journeyget banned for posting "Nigger"
>>748716614kek, well played
>They Do It For Freereceive your first warning
>Beating A Dead HorsePost a stealth GR15 picture without triggering a Barneyfag reply.
Amateur Politician: Take on hostile crowd and get them to agree with you or go silent. Mind Wizard: Get hostile person or crowd to glitch so hard they have to quit the conversation. Get This Guy A Pulpit: Regularly mind break or persuade crowds of people whether or not they are hostile. Street Fighter Award: Get in a physical fight over your beliefs if persuasion fails.
>Forever Alonehave a thread archive with 0 replies
>Silent HillKill 5 threads by just posting once in each
>>748708683FUCK
>>748708794Das the shit mane right here
>>748706195>I swear it got harder!Fail 5 captchas in a row
>off the railsmake an on topic post and include a touhou image
>ExtrovertHave your first (you).>ControversialHave at least 20 (you)s in a single post.
>Wait a minute...this isn't video games!Accidentally click on /u/ whilst trying to browse /v/ 50 times.
>>748717894how would you track this
>B-but it's a VIDEOGAME!Get banned from /v/ by making a Deltarune thread.
>Horsin' AroundGet banned from /v/ by posting ponies.
>>748717932You get a radiant quest that refreshes every day to browse /v/, where clicking on /u/ with that quest active adds to the tally, naturally.
>But that's cheating!Reply to someone with a screenshot of an identical post in the catalog.>We will all go together...Get banned along with at least 5 other people in the same thread.>Hey, Check this out!Successfully derail your first thread with doubles or by predicting the last digit of your post.
>>748718238Hey, Check these out!
>FatGet overlapping /tv/ and /tg/ bans
>Toasting in Epic BreadPost in a sticky>TING TING TINGYour thread is stickied>Target PracticeGet publicly banned
>>748718238check 'em
>The Japanese fans are vocal and they are NOT happy...Legitimize your shitpost by citing the opinions of overseas fans.
>Cute and funny!Posted a thinly veiled cunny thread.
>Show of HandsPost your videogame collection.>Truman ShowHave your post appear on another site.>Singleplayer onlyTry to get dubs on /v/
>Classic BlunderCreate a thread that reaches bump limit while containing more discussion about the OP image than the OP text>Leap Before You LookMake a joke that someone in the same thread already made
>Aspiring WriterGet three (You)s on your greentext story.>Book SigningGet ten (You)s on your greentext story.>Archive of Anon's OwnGet twenty (You)s on your greentext story.
>The leatherclub is two blocks downPost your thread on the wrong board
>Anybody home?Have your thread reach page 10 with no replies.
>put me in the screencapHave your post appear in another anon's screencap.
>onions lovertrigger the worldfilter
>Why does it glow so bright?Encounter a fedpost>Does anyone else smell the curry?Enter an AI thread>¡Hola, mi amigos!Post in a dbs thread>That was the dumbest joke I have ever heardUse 4chan during April Fools>I am become goon, destroyer of ad revenuePost porn on a blue board>Why won't you take a seat?Click a catbox link>Almost had it!Miss quads or more by a single digit>Eternal touristStart using 4chan after 2016>Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!Make a post with reddit spacing>Mrs Obama, get down![Hidden achievement]
>Earning that paycheckHave an off-topic thread hit bump limit.>One Night StandFap to a character you don't recognize.>Take it Off!Post cropped porn.>Reading RainbowFap to a text-only post.>Spare some change?Post in a page 10 thread with no replies.
>A Sheep in Wolfs Clothingget a libtard tourist to sperg out in a totally non /pol/ related thread just because you said nigger or tranny or retard
>Posted it again awardRepost the same thread that just got pushed off page 10.
>>748708380KEK, i love doing this
>>748706195>LostDiscover Flart in a ylyl thread.
>Unpaid ShillCreate a thread while there are ten or more threads with the same topic on the catalog
>>748706195We're gonna need a bigger throat...>Reply to 10 Andy Six threads on /b/ (Hidden Achievement)
>You… I recognise you…!see a screenshot / OC / webm you made years ago get posted by someone else in a thread i had this with some random GTA 4 clip webm i made, apparently some other anon(s) thought it was cool enough to save and post in any GTA 4 thread. feels good!
>Incelebrity CameoHave a namefag, tripfag, or obvious schizo appear in a thread you created.
>Shot in the DarkReply "im trans btw" to a user who has active posts on /lgbt/
>>748706195>Make an Example Out of HimBe permanently banned
>McStaken IdentityAccuse a memeflag of being an Israeli when they're actually Irish.
>I'm a real deal Chud Complain about degeneracy in gaming while also gooning to irl cp
>Magical RealmEnter a thinly-veiled fetish thread.
>Work On Your GrammarBe accused of being ESL while actually being EFL.
>>748706195>RitualposterMake the exact same post in 100 consecutive threads of a general.
>I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE!Source some pornographic material from a small portion or detail>Lost in the sauceRecognize and name a hentai artist by artstyle alone a hundred times
>Get me in the screenshotMake a post that recieves over 100 (You)s
>Run this boardHave over 10 active threads at once in the same board
>ShitpostsolidHave your thread get screenshoted and reposted by a twitter grifter
>Guerrilla Warfareget another anon banned for off topic even though you’re shitposting just as bad by replying to him the whole time
>Well this is awkwardSubmit a post in the wrong general
>fuck white people Be a disingenuous /pol/shit that false flags as a lefty to further radicalize incels into committing domestic terror
>Addicted to shitpostingRefresh 4chan.org more than 100 times during downtime.
>WHOOPS, Can't show that in a Christian manga!Post barely censored porn in a blue board>Eternal obsessionCall someone you disagreed with a tranny>Dedicated schizoMake up more than half the post in a thread (Samefagging allowed)>'teenPost a 'jak>Better manPost Kratos on /v/>Mommy's basementMake at least a dozen posts every day for an entire year without fail>Posted it again awardMake the same bait thread for the 10th time within a week>Moot's nightmareMake a shitpost that gets deleted while using an Australian IP>It's not gay if...Post obvious homosexual comment paired with a copepost about how it doesn't make you gay>Aspiring financial analystMake a steamchart thread on /v/
>Wrong TrainHave your thread topic get derailed into something that's still on-topic to the board>Multi-Track DriftingCreate a thread where two different topics get discussed in equal amounts
>Gentlemen, please. Let’s be civil.get a thread that got derailed back on track
>>748721018>Pot Calling the KettleProperly correct someone's grammar while being ESL
>Business as usualMake a public announcement about OP being a faggot
>No stone left unturnedClick on every spoilered image and text that is active on a given board.>Ping-pongHave your thread moved to another board by a moderator, only to then be moved back to the first board by a different moderator.
>>748719878Achievement Unlocked! >748720037>748720118>748721224>748720664
>Reheated RoastRepeat the same insult 100 times.>Out of frameDon't get included in the screencap.>Garbage DayGet your thread moved to /trash/>Fake IDPost while underage.>Public ExecutionGet the post you were banned for highlighted
>>748717834balls
>It's A Stone, Luigi!Claim yourself to be an artist while posting an AI-generated picture.
>Coomer's Quest>Make a thinly veiled fetish thread with 100 or more images on /v/ that archives
>Anonymous BenefactorHave your idea added to 4chan's achievements.
>>748710906I got all of these except the public execution and a life sentenceI was an absolute monster in Smash threads
>the future is nowMobile post
>>748706195>Get laughed out of a thread for typing like a 13-year-old
I don't know what this achievement would be called but once Asmongold quoted my 4chan post word for word on stream.
>Curiousity Killed the CatHover over a spoiler that actually does spoil the game you're currently playing
>>748721186zelda girls threads are fun to do this in
>>748721998This is like the opposite of an achievement anon
>MOOOOOODS!Reply to an inoffensive spoiler post acting shocked.
>Have your thread about a videogame with underage characters reach bump limit without alerting the local pedophiles>0.1% of players have this achievementWhat would it be called?
>>748709143>Swing and a MissMake a bait post with no replies for at least 3 hours
>You can just do that?Reply to an off topic bait thread with an on topic response
>>748722250Hail Mary
>Fine, I'll Do It MyselfScreencap your own post
>>748722250No Sharks in Chummed Waters
>What part of forever did you not understand?Reopen a 4chan tab immediately after closing a 4chan tab.
>MedsGet called a schizo for a completely rational and on topic post.
>Did I Do Thaaaat??unintentionally trigger the resident schizo and get the thread shat up until he calms down or is banned
>So long, gay Bowser!Derail a tendie thread enough to get it deleted>Ken-samaConvincingly pretend to know Japanese>Guerrilla marketeerShill a game without anyone calling you out>>748722250Five Nights at Jeffrey's
>>748706195>chevoo is now literally impossible to getGET BANNED BY MOOT
>>748722023>...But Satisfaction Brought it BackOpen a spoilered porn image>PROMOTIONSOpen a spoilered porn image while at work>Swan SongPost the post that gets a thread deleted
>Childhoods endLeave 4chan and never post here again due to settling down and having children to take care of.
>Case Of Mistaken Identityget mistaken for a thread or board’s resident schizo
>>748722742>0% of players have this achievement
>>748722742But alas, 0.0% of players have this achievement
>>748722742>And Just When I thought I Was Out…post while having a wife and children
>>748722821im just gonna use SAM
>>748722742Doesn't exist. You'll find that as shitty as this place is, it's own of the few refuge you can find with how much worse everything else is getting. It's still VERY shitty though.
>>748722845>They Pull Me Back InHave your wife leave you over a post she sees you typing
>HivemindPost a (nearly-)identical post as another anon within 10 seconds of his post.
>>748706873Heh
>>748706195Nigger.
>I Know A Place Where We Can Lay Lowgo to an altchan when banned from 4chan>But My Hands Are All Messed Up So You Better Drive, Brothaget banned there too so all you can do is lurk
>Freak ShowAttend a meetup>Pickman's SupermodelFap to a hideous monster>Grinch in a Ski MaskWitness a thread that gets on the news
>Not just a shitposterSomeone else reposts a picture or webm you made
>>748706195>unzips penisroll the waifu you wanted>A Fetish to surpass Tileanonyour fetish goes down in internet history>You know the Rules..make a femanon post tits with timestamp
>Don't know who is jewing who anymoreGet called a chud and a cuck in the same thread
>Dishonored PlaytesterDo not make a single post for the next 2 years after someone tells you to lurk 2 years before posting.
>>748723081kek this has definitely happened at some stage
>>748723156>Hot Potato!chuck a single word nigger post into a thread, and dip
>>748709956nice
>>748723432>It's Never EnoughGet told to lurk moar after lurking for 2 years
>You've Got MailDox yourself.>Cope, Seethe, and Dial-UpOpen an image that takes over a minute to load.>Thumbs DownSave a thumbnail by mistake.
>Mommy's Special BoyPost with a tripcode
>>748723404>double agentplay both sides in a directionbrain /pol/ thread
>A necessary evilEncourage the board schizo's posting enough to finally get him banned>Script kiddieEvade a filter>Press F to pay respectsReply to a deleted post that was too based for jannies after seeing it in archives>>748722329>But what did you expect would happen?Have people continue off topic shitposting and trolling without paying attention to your serious post
>Video Games?Posted your first thread on /v/
>Small WorldFind your own OC on a board you don't frequent.
>Like Moths to a FlameGet at least 7 (You)s to one piece of bait
>The man behind the maskAccidentally post a picture of yourself
>WheelmanIdentify two glowies and other agents
>In Rememberance of SnacksPost CP on /b/
>See No EvilFilter a buzzword
>Don't forget: you're here foreverspend 20+ years on 4chan
>Always on topHave a banner you made in the rotation
>>748706195>In the Knick of TimeSuccessfully cum before a porn thread gets deleted
Unobtainable>I Paused My Anime For ThisGet b& by m00t
>Wait for it......wait for iiiiiiiiiiiitWait over 10 minutes to post something because you are saving it for the beginning of the next thread
>They better double your pay for this!Observe a post that you like getting deleted by a janny>Life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stageMake a meta-thread on /v/>In the end it doesn't even matterPost in a one game thread>Generation warsMake a post that shits on zoomers or millennials>Safe spaceUse filters>Preferential treatmentPost a blatantly off topic thread without veiling it, and have it reach bump limit regardless
>C-c-c-combo Breaker!Disrupt a series of one-letter posts before they form the word NIGGER.
>Mr SlippyfistGet so angry at an argument you are having in a thread, your palms are sweating while you type
>Scarred for lifeAccidentally open a post containing child pornography
>>748724336>AnonchalantWait more than the required time to reply to not appear too invested in an argument
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEStart a chainreaction by posting your waifu in a /sp/ match thread
>earning every centget banned for reporting a rule-breaking post
i’ve been lurking since 2014 and i made a thread for the first time this year
>legacy shitposteryour kid makes their first post
>Kerb' Your EnthusiasmMake a post from the International Space Station.
>Slow News DayStart to report a post but decide it's not worth the captcha
>>748724220more like in the dick of time lel lel lol lol
>>748724843>No Son of Mineyour kid becomes a janny
>Dejavu! I've been in this place beforePost in a Cris thread.
>SleuthReply "Samefag" to 3 different posts from a same IP
>Growing upStop visiting 4chan because it has become too boring for you.
>>748725252>Don't forget, you're here forever.Return to 4chan.
>Homegrown IngredientsJack off to another anon's OC.>Green ThumbHave another anon jack off to your OC.
>touched by the almightyget a (you) from hiro
>>748724967>NevermindWrite out a whole reply and close the reply box without posting it
>>748725342>eatu shittu gaijinbait hiro
>>748725342Is this one of those impossible to get cheevos?
>>748725210>Master SpyPost a screenshot of a samefag accusation that you shopped the (You)s out of
>>748725342>eat my ass Nakadashi>disclose Heebo's address
>>748706195>PaypigPurchase a 4chan Pass.
>NecromancerSave a thread from page 10
>>748706195Has 4chan achievements been done as an April Fools event before? Some of these are really good and getting spammed with a bunch of meaningless achievements would be really funny.
>55.
>>748706873Kino
>>748725736>LichSave a thread from page 11
>Don't Go to School TomorrowReported anon for GR1 and caused an IP wipe
>>748706195>I'm a ScatmanOpen a thread that's being targeted by poop spam
>Welcome to the clubGet accused of being a tranny
>Crossfireget caught in a mass banningsick of this one
>What's in the Box?!It wasn't a video game...
I think it'd be funnier if you used "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever" as the first post achievement
