Just played Hogwarts Legacy and the game was ultimately dissapointing. The environment was spectacular but the characters were pretty underwhelming. The combat system was honestly too confusing, but it ended up being just mashing the same 4 type of spells against the specific enemies like rock paper scissors. You can tell so many things were cut out. It would have been cool to start up a shop in Hogsmeade. And having a morality system would be fun. Which house did you end up joining?
People already got over this HP themed flavor of the month bud
>>748840925No
>>748840925Did anyone make her yet in legacy?
I dont understand how this board encourages off-topic, dogshit spam and then anytime you try to discuss vidya with sincerity tries to silence that too. Do the people thats left on this dying board just want it to be like twitter?
>>748840967>short forehead mesugaki into beautiful sassy ojou-samaPeak fiction
>>748840703>Which house did you pickSlytherin of course!And yeah, the game was very meh, even the animal breeding minigame and the room of requirement managing didn't feel that fun or interesting.
Reminder that the japs as a nation accept this and want more
>>748840703>And having a morality system would be funHL's protag would instantly drop into the deep negatives.>set someone on fire>levitate, then smash them onto the ground>then freeze them>then slash them apart>YOUR BLOOD IS ON RANROK'S HANDSHe makes Voldemort look like a fucking toddler.
>wake up100 more fanart dropped
>>748841020>Slytherin of course!based
>>748840925More like the threads were deleted
>>748841095There were like 6 threads that hit 600 posts yesterday keep seething
>>748841030Manhwa when?
>>748841035The morality of the characters in hogwartz legacy is already bankrupt anyway
>>748840703They'll never make a fun Harry Potter game because that'd require to make Persona but Harry Potter and they're allergic to anything anime.
I like femSnape better, any new art?
>>748841015>forehead mesugakibased
>>748841172yeah i love my video game board being taken over by xittershityour day is coming, you subhuman turdie
>>748840703>You have to really want to really truly harm the other person to cast unforgivable curses on them>You cast it on anything and everythingThe MC was a really, really hateful kid
>>748841009Interesting choice of awning colour.
tfw stuck in h*fflep*uff and no ojou-sama slytherin gf
>>748841235lots
It should of have been Cassandrashes even Veela
>>748841235
>>748841428But you got all those big titty hufflepuff girls going "ara ara" on you all day.
>>748841446I honestly thought someone had rediscovered her when this started.
>>748841235sexo
>>748841468>>748841531I'm noticing....
one shotted by snape!
slytherin girls...
>>748840703Im starting to get tired of seeing a thread with this bitch every single day lately
>>748841675
cute fang
>>748840925>tranny jannies seething because of mallfoid incredible
>>748841703Fell for my trap.
10 points from gryffindor
>>748841675Its ok to talk about your feelings
there's enough art already, where's the dating sim with malfoid
>>748841816There's like 100 new artwork from the past few hours and more keep dropping
>>748841573>>748841775>10 points from Gryffindor500 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!
>>748841816It's being made, no seriously
>Miss Snape's cape is always hiding her massive breasts
now I want to blow my brains out because I will never have a Malfoy gf what the fuck is wrong with me
>>748840703What's with all the craze over this character when we already had one over ten years ago?
>>748840975Does mine count?I made her already with the bichy Slytherin blonde archetype in mind
Globalist psy-op to make evil manipulative dominant white women appealing again
>>748841965not bratty enough
>>748841965harry potter is just a monumentaly bigger franchise than LWA so this has a greater reach
Has anyone genderswapped Draco's dad yet?
slick back...
she should have an ear cuff
or bangs?
Did legacy feature any racial slurs?
>>748841109>>748841030Damn Malfoids is bringing together races.
>>748842080Yeah
>>748842169>>748842210forehead years 1-4, slick back 5-7
>>748842169>>748842210Whatever the movies do so both.
>>748841952I would do unspeakable things to her.
>>748842305Oof, let her stomp me into the dirt
>>748842248>malfoid malfoy
>>748842085Need more cool/depressing Malfoy-sama art.
>Potterfags reinvented Zero no Tsukaima from first principlesNot that I'm complaining, she's cute.
>>748841180i love this artists chibis so much is there more?
Soon
>>748840925bluesky users are not people
The virgin Harry Potter wizards:>hide away from the non-magical folk to avoid being genocided>avoid using their magic on non-magical folk>hide their school in the middle of the cold and damp ass highlands>wave little twigs around>couldn't stand up to one dark lord and two dozen cronies>only eat big dinners at school>rise the ranks by reading books, passing tests and making new discoveries like a bunch of nerds>most powerful wizard got his title by cheating with the Elder Hax Wand>afraid of deathThe Chad Discworld wizards: >live among non-magical folk, openly display their magical status>use their magic on anyone who fucks with them, give zero fucks>put their school smack bang in the middle of their world's biggest city>use solid oak six foot staffs with knobs on the end>can stand up to dragons, elves, Things from the Dungeon Dimensions and even the Auditors of all reality>eat big dinners their whole lives>rise the ranks by 86ing their superiors>most powerful wizard fucking earned his title by being too robust and sharp to kill>summon death to ask him trivial questions
>>748842306Hair keeps growing longer but eventually gets cut after harry does Sectumsempra
>>7488423405head kisses, mating press, marriage and enough kids to form a Quidditch team are all perfectly 'speakable' things, anon.
>>748841109Floodgates have opened now that talented japanese artists have discovered her. Some of this art is god tier.
>>748842000It's working.I love the antichrist now!
If this is so popular why havent they been drawn heavily pregnant yet?
Last night's threads where fun.
Consider: black suit malfoy
>>748841009Moderation is so utterly inconsistent that people just stopped caring.You can only go so long seeing schizos being free to shit up any thread they declare haram, double standard application of what's supposed to go to /vg/, and on topic threads being deleted because the mod's a newfag before you just do whatever the fuck you feel like.
>potterSTOPmy penis SHRIVELS
>>748842590Japs really are talented. wow
>>748842624There are some, but i didn't save them.
>>748842080
I don't remember Harry Potter looking like a indie visual novel
You think she'd be too proud to use love potions?
>>748842687>japs forced to learn english so they can make their malfoids accurately talk shitthe world truly comes together in times like this
I do hope I'm not surrounded by wandlets
>>748842481>After the cat Hermione incident, Harry keeps slipping low powered polyjuice potion to girls of all houses
This thing got me into Harry Potter again after 17 years (I didn't remember shit from books 6 and 7) and after some review the Malfoy redemption plot was kinda ass. Malfoid romance would've elevated it so fucking hard
>>748842725Its a shame really, theyre pretty much built to get charisma broken by fetal movement interrupting them
sexo snape
Need more mental breakdown art.
>>748842542>Be so insane you bend reality around yourself>Build a "cargo cult" machine that is a magical super computer that refuses to work if you take its teddy bear away>Keep a book in your library that's actually the book "a creator" used to make the universe>The Librarian is an Ape, do not question it>Got into a fight with a shopping mall and lost
>>748842768yeah a lot of japs had to practice their english it's endearing
>>748842787I forgot I did this until I looked back at my harry potter folder once this trend started
>>748842728It's just like in that hentai, where a fat bastard protag fucks a blonde haughty bitch, and then her blonde haughty bitch mother.
Just like my animes
Ms. Snape and Ms. Lucius Malfoy oppai sandwich
>>748842908>>Build a "cargo cult" machine that is a magical super computer that refuses to work if you take its teddy bear awayThe real question is can Hex run Doom?
She would have ruined Harry's grades tho
>>748841869>new influx of Malfoid art >FemSnape art>calm posting making a comebackWhat an amazing week.
What's with these lame muggle glasses, Potter?
>>748843005Man, I would not want to try that
>"I'M GOING TO FUCKING CUM" harry said calmly
Consider: Fem Tom Riddle
>11's like malfoid toocomfy!
>>748843005>Hex accidentally clears the dungeon dimensions in his effort to recreate doomguy
>>748842993But FemDraco is better then that ginger whore in every way?
>>748843016we had like 6-7 amazing active threads, then a tranny jannie deleted the last one. It was very late at night so assume that's when the jannie lurks
>>748843067You're right, Hexen would be more appropriate.
>>748842975And knocks the mom up, dont forget that
You wish potter.
>castle is super cool>its just the same 4 puzzles everywhere>castle doesnt seem as cool anymoreBig sad.
>Got the HP fanfic bug again last in August>Started with SI shit, moved on to just writing my OC. Finally a use for LLMs>FemDraco, because Draco is shit tier minor antagonist>OC and her end up with like 8 kids after 7 booksAh man this is such kino timingHell, i'm just happy FemRon "Veronica" is getting some minor love too
Imagine the catfighting with Hermione
>>748842080That's just called Draco's mom.
>>748843007Whats the idea?
I love this talent.
We get it nigger, we fucking get it. I wish xittertards would kill themselves.
surprised nobody made a dirty potter version of this shit yet
>>748843130We should at least talk about games to keep up the illusion that this is a harry potter vidya thread. So what is the best harry potter game, and why is it the chamber of secrets, pc version?
>>748840703>combat's confusingNigga, it's color coded, what do you mean "confusing"?
>>748843210Scary
>>748843193Imagine them catfighting after drinking polyjuice potion with cat hair in it.
Laying on my back Malfoid looks at mighty basilisk Standing over me she begins to stroke it with her foot, thin tights letting her foot glide effortlessly. It only takes me only a few strokes to unleash the heir of slytherin. She laughs at my lack of control before going down to lick it up.
>>748841030I didn't even know japs liked harry potter.
>>748843267The Best game is sorcerers stone for PS1 and always has been.
>>748842908>Got into a fight with a shopping mall and lostThey are called Shopping centres in the UK
Is there a psychological explanation for this phenomenon? I believe this is worth studying.
>>748843208Nah, it's really important the hair is pure blonde.
>>748843360I think they even have a harry potter themepark over there. And nips love them themeparks.
>>748843382>HARRY DID YOU CURSE MALFOID WITH BIMBOIFICATION AGAIN dumbledore asked calmly
>>748843382>Bimbofy!
>>748843381I always considered it an invasive american thing, ergo its a mall, death of shops
>>748843227She's going to let Harry disarm her so he becomes owner of the Elder Wand, but he can only do it by casting the Cruciatus curse on her for as long as she demands
>>748843429The big difference is bowsette turned male to female Very gay. With the whole femdraco/malfoid situation everybody agrees she was female from the start, and that makes it not gay. And that really makes the trannies seeth.
>>748843249seething tranny
>>748841009Nigga you are in the long decayed husk of an already dying board 15 years ago.
>>748841296>"taken over"No son, that's what has been carrying the site for years now
>>748841816Someone made a dating simhttps://x.com/CocolemonTV/status/2105633136935911816
Hanging out all buddy-buddy with that broke Weasley girl~ lol And you're actually into Muggles? lol Ewww, sooo creeeepy~ lol You turned down going out with me? A pure-blood from a proper, distinguished bloodline? Potter, you're such a loser~ Loser~
>>748840967>>748840703The funniest part is that, were you turn Malfoy into a girl without changing a single thing about the books, absolutely everyone and their mother would interpret the relationship as Malfoy having some weird, obsessive crush on Harry.
>>748842650kek
>>748843603Its 2026 and we still have esl dialogue? Nigger chatgpt is literaaly free
>>748843267You wouldn't get it...
Don't wanna rain on this parade of tsundere fun, but seriously speaking, story-wise, this just would not work. Draco bullied Harry because they were both boys, and Draco felt threatened by Potter taking away his spotlight. The entire reason why he tried to befriend Harry was that he wanted more fame and power. Harry, on the other hand, should not be mistaken for an introvert just because he was meek early on, his dad's chad genes quickly made him just as proactive as Malfoy. So it's an inherently male conflict of egos. If Draco were a girl, he and Harry simply wouldn't cross paths, like Harry doesn't with any Slytherin girls. He just wouldn't have a reason to give a shit, and female Malfoy would've felt far more threatened by Hermione being a mudblood who styles on every other girl in school with her sheer ability.It basically only works if you turn Draco into a pure tsundere character who falls in love with Potter at first sight, or put Potter in Slytherin, so you could have a dynamic a la young Eris and Rudeus - she hates him, but physically can't get rid of him, and eventually develops feelings.
>>748843631>AI slopand... ruined.
>>748843429I'd call it the Mona Lisa effect, but its already taken
>>748843567explain to my dumb ass what that curse is, I never quite followed HP
>jack off to Bowser as a girl>jack off to Malfoy as a girlThis board really isn't beating the "all people who cry about trannies are chasers ashamed of themselves" allegations
Relationship too toxic, doubt it would survive book 6
"Scared, Potter?""Never, if you're with me."
>>748843776genderbend isnt the same though, all the parts are changed
Hogwarts legacy is 90% off on Steam.Worth a buy?
>>748843776R63 isn't trans you fucking brainlet. There's actually a vag down there and not a mutilated gash
>>748843704Unfinished.
>>748843716See >>748843675, if you kept all the events in the books but turned Malfoy into a girl then yes, everyone would immediately see it as extremely clumsy attempts at getting closer to Harry due to having a romantic interest, one that over the years blossoms into an obsession.
The guy who coined "Malfoid" was a fan translator from /a/ by the way
>>748843763It's one of the unforgivable curses, it's basically a torture spell, it causes extreme, debilitating pain.
>folder already has well over 100 imagesDon't think i've ever built a folder this fast for any other character kek
>>7488433821e318 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
>>748841952yepdid the same thing to meI don't normally get sappy about being alone, but when it happens, holy shit does it hit hardjust have to ride it out until it freezes over again
>Art is goes from ok to gooner shit>Can't even get the dialogue right so it kills the (heart)bonerCome on gook, get it together
>>748843856No pirate it.
>>748843813Kino
>>748843806>the next day
>>748843849>>748843858>actually I would be fine with trannies as long as they had a REAL vaginaThis is basically your argument and you guys honestly think it's not extremely obvious cope for your fetish for feminized men
>>748843726It's the price you pay for it coming out before the fad dies out.
>>748840703Why did it have to be gender bender and not an OC. Hate this gay shit
>>748843716>and Draco felt threatened by Potter taking away his spotlightHe didn't. He harped on about famous harry potter because nothing he did ever worked and that was his cope, not because he wanted the attention. If he wanted attention he would have been shitting himself in jealous rage in book 4, rather than using the opportunity to take potshots.Malfoy was just an asshole, and Harry clashed with him because he didn't take his bullshit.
>>748843776cope trannymagic ain't gotta explain shit
>>748843887Good. It's making foids absolutely seethe.
>>748843360The Chinese like Harry Potter too
>>748843903I guess I could have figured that out by the nameThough not sure why she would demand that curse cast on herAgain maybe I'm missing some hidden lore or some shit
>>748843971If trannies could go back in time and make themselves biological women, then erase any memory and habits of being men, then yeah nobody would care.
>>748843961>filename
ahh now i know why the unit 730 jap genociders dont draw cassandra its because that game is chineseseething little country
>>748843961
Malfoid would have absolutely fallen apart in HBP
Short-haired Malfoid in sixth-year.
>>748843360They LOVE the idea of schools where the students get magic powers, "battle school" was one of the most popular types of light novel until a few years ago until isekai started taking over, and even then there are a lot that are both
>>748843919I got over 600
>>748844125We need to combine 2 with rehabilitation and affection
>>748844093The Bowsette/Draco fad relies on the knowledge that the character was originally male so this cope doesn't work either.
>>748844091You really can't imagine why an edgy chick would want you to use a torture spell on her?
>>748844203
>>748844218and this is a different fad, so this conflation doesn't work either.
>>748844123kill yourself chang
>>748844259No, edgy chicks are for affection correction until they mentally break and get addicted
I love her so much
>>748844153HBP is probably the most interesting point for a malfoid story (or hell, just a canon story) because it's the one with the most potential for character development (which Rowling failed to really capitalise on because she can't write)it's the one where you've got both harry and malfoy under ridiculous stress on both sides of the conflict and if Rowling had taken it in a different direction, probably the most potential for making Malfoy a good guy early
>>748843429Rivals to lovers is a good trope, haughty rich tsundere, and it's just another art trend.
>>748844325Takes a long while to get there though
>>748844285It's the exact same fetishYou can even see people posting about "haha what if Draco took a polyjuice potion" or "haha what if Draco got hit by a sex change spell"
I forgot I stopped playing before I got Avada Kedvara because I played on my old shitty computer at like 20fps so I redownloaded it and it's been pretty fun. I still wish they made Hogwarts even bigger though.
>>748844392Savor the journey
>>748844014Malfoy was completely obsessed with attention because his father, an attention whore himself, demanded it. It was pretty direct. That's why, once the friendship attempt failed, Malfoy turned to malice immediately, even before he knew if Harry had any talents whatsoever - Harry's fame was the issue. Harry being actually talented at Quidditch and DADA was the thing that made Malfoy even more angry. Malfoy ended up spiraling completely when Voldy appeared, in a classic case of "high school bully not so tough since being molested", but that's another story.
>>748844403oh really? In this so far 130 image thread, point them out.It should be overwhelming if that's the "real" point of it.
This isn't even about videogames anymore.Jannies, get to work.
giving malfoid a polyjuice potion of hermione and fucking her.
>>748844073>saves Monster Musume fron irrelevancy>saves Harry Potter from retardsHow does he do it?
>>748843704>Akabur finished the base Hermoine content, didn't have enough interest to add anything else, and moved on to make other games.>Silver mod has the WEG dev curse and updates only happen when the planets are in alignment.
Wonder how far we will get before the mods act up again.
>>748840703>Wake up>New fotm thotI didn't watch or read Harry Slopper, who dis
>>748840703Japan discovering the Malfoid is like the Ride of the Rohirrim for this meme.
malfoid trainer
>>748840967>Aroused, Potter?>Too bad for you I'm lesbian!>That's right, I feel nothing staring at your filthy loser dick!>Playing with this hard glistening cock with my feet has no effect on me>E-even fitting this throbbing monster in my *ulp* mouth wouldn't>*HAMU glomph mm mmmf o oommm gluckgluckgluckgluckgluckgluck*
>>748843360They adored Harry Potter, in part thanks to a masterful translation that Rowling herself got involved in. HP spawned an entire genre of magical academy copycats.
>>748844534Genderbent Draco Malfoy.
>>748840703Finish Sebastian's quest line, it's kino af.
>>748844480You try that, hope you enjoy the Cruciatus CBT that will come right after
>HARRY POTTA ARE YOU MAKING MALFOID THREADS AGAIN>ENOUGH IS ENOUGH HARRY>DONT MAKE ME CAST FEMOIDUS MAXIMUS ON YOUR ASS AND HAVE YOU HALFWAY IN A WALL FOR THE WHOLE SCHOOL TO RUN A TRAIN ON YOUR ASS YOU SAUCY LITTLE MINX
>>748844457In every interaction, the only time Lucius gives a shit is when he whines too much and he slaps him down with Hermione's performance. If anything he automatically assumes he's got approval because he abuses his family's connections constantly.Malfoy doesn't care about attention in the slightest outside of his own gang of sycophants.
Art dropping too fast I can't keep up
>>748843360It makes a lot of sense when you think about it. Japs love British stuff and magical girls and high school settings.
>>748844534The far superior female version of the school bully/rival of the main character of the books.
>>748840703enough of these spam image dump threads.
>>748844610I just think it's funny that Sebastian appears to celebrate the house cup win at the end.
incels: why do girls fall for assholes?also incels:
EAT SLUGS!
>>748844626Why would a gay man know a spell to turn someone into a girl?
>>748844674I don't get it
>>748844742Obviously to take the gay lover home to visit family without ruining the holiday.
>>748844695True but incels can't get pregnant and women are stupid so there haha.
>>748842853It really should have been done better. Clearly it would have been well received considering how many fangirls regular Malfoy has anyway.
>>748844747He threw her out the window and she tried to fight back.
>>748841009can i get two scoops of vanilla please. with walnut please.
why did malfoid appear out of nowheream i being psyopd?
>>748844742Because, as you may have forgotten given that it's 2026, but men used to not want to be women.
>>748844674Why the sudden genderbend? Did something happen?
>>748842923Why is he asking to put her in Gryffindor if he himself hasn't been sorted yet?
>>748844742Why do you think Malfoid would be getting her feet off the ground while being pinned against a wall by Harry?
>>748844818TWO SCOOPS?!?!
>>748844830>>748844846>artist draws a female Draco>everyone gets horny
>>748844830It went viral for some reason in asia and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
>>748844846Just like with Bowsette, one artist had an idea and drew it. It went viral.
>>748841207Surely, genderbending magic should exist in the Harry Potter world, right?
>>748844879To get something off a tall shelf...?
>>748844747He ATE her
Quis-Custodiet on redditfuck him up to hell he really really deserves it
>>748844830a single twitter artist's artwork lit a fire
>>748841009You can get banned for posting off topic stuff too. I think the jannies just don't want anyone to post on 4chan anymore so the amount of work they have to do equals their salaries.
>>748844879meant for>>748844747
>>748844457What was even the point of offering Harry friendship, they would always end up on opposing sides because of Malfoy's family and voldemort
>>748844925not your personal army
>>748844830It's the clan invasion all over again!
>>748844879CHOKING MALFOY?4,000,000,000,000 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDORRRRR
>>748844742Gay magicians already have spells to turn men into bears
My rival can't be this cute
>>748843360They do a lot and jap women seem to like it a little more than the men in Japan
>>748841035Best wizard supremacist simulator ever.
>>748844830This shit is so old. Its just that everyone had caught on to it now.
>>748844879>calling Potter a MudbloodAnd this is why all this shit pulls me straight outIf you're going to goon, at least do your research ffs
Why are these threads always the fastest on v
>>748844946The Death Eaters thought that Harry might be the next Dark Lord, but really the whole story depends on everyone acting as moronically as possible, which is why you really should read Discworld instead, at least Discworld protagonists usually have common sense.
>>748845081Because gooners
>>748845081through dick, unity
"No!"
>>748844635For Lucius, Draco is an extension of himself, so he needs Draco to succeed because it reflects well on him.Malfoys, as we see them in the books, are basically just one big lesson on the dangers of vanity and ego. You say that they don't care about attention, but that's just patently wrong. Everything Draco does is for others' attention and his dad's approval (like buying his way into the Quidditch team), and Lucius also wants to be the biggest fish in the pond, no matter the cost. Both end up biting off more than they can chew and crashing down miserably because they were worthless as people and as wizards.>>748844946Before Harry first appeared in public, people didn't know what to make of him, since they only knew that he managed to somehow kill Voldemort. Some Death Eaters, including the Malfoys, secretly hoped that he would be the next Dark Lord. I'm not sure if Draco was aware of that, however - his attempt at friendship was a pretty transparent move to get the famous Harry Potter into his clique, for his own overblown ego's sake.
>"You know Potter, I couuuuld start going easier on you if you dared do something truly UNFORGIVABLE like... the Cruciatus curse? Which is cast with the word Crucio? Nahh, you wouldn't dare finally put big bully Malfoy in her place, specially when she's forgotten her wand and is completely defenseless, right...?"
>>748844830it's the voice of god telling artists to bless me with blonde women
>>748845061It does say "mudblood poses", and Harry did grow up as a muggle.
>>748845081Because instead of mass shitposting and crying pissing and shitting all over the place, these threads are serene and people actually enjoy talking about this
>>748843360Everyone loves Harry Potter
Everytime I refresh my feed new art drops it's magic
>even jp artists call her malfoidthat's funny
>>748845171>Harry does cruciatus on Malfoid>She cries "harder daddy!"
Why are there so many incels on this board that think having a porn addiction is something to be proud of?
>>748845081Yearning
>>748845061yeah i get it harry is a half-blood and never gets called a mudblood in the books but its hotter when she calls me a filthy mudblood
These threads remind me that I will never find happiness in life
>>748841035I love the MC. He goes around casting unforgiveables with no issue, gaslights people for profit, murders with no remorse and blames the jews,etc.
>>748845296The wordplay is lost on them, it's just the result of Twitter's auto translation.
>>748845149>so he needs Draco to succeed because it reflects well on him.What? The one time we see them talking about his results, he clearly doesn't care. Him calling Draco out for getting curb stomped by Hermione is just a way to get him to shut up after being apathetic and dismissive doesn't work, not a genuine put down from burned pride.
Malfoid has brought east and west together
Are the books worth reading?
>>748842530But what about the male Pansy
>>748845408
>>748845296Maybe they just think it's a female-sounding name if they don't know foids
>>748845412Cringe.>>748845408They're ok YAslop.Trun your brain off and pretend that magic is basically lead in the water making everyone -15 IQ and it works
>>748844915Polyjuice potion
>>748843360they love gyarus and school settings, so this is up their alley
>>748845412do you think she had a bush and was forced to shave before getting the mark
>>748845361Same but that's why we have Malfoid and our bros on /v/ to dull the pain.
I wanted to like HL, I really did, but it was so boring that I had to drop it. It is textbook open world slop. Menial sidequests: the game and of course there's a fucking crafting system.
>>748845408Yes. If you want to, listen to the Full Cast audiobooks because they're really good. The only problem with them is that a disgusting tranny voices the nurse.
>>748845408FIrst three books are ok.Abandon series after that.
>>748845408No, read Discworld instead and you won't even want to wipe your ass with pages of Harry Potter.
>>748845361Realistically we'd be losers in Hogwarts and Malfoid would just bully us for real without any thirst
>>748845408They aren't anything special. Rowling is a rather mediocre writer, even in the terms of children's books.
>>748845284I always get a new calmpost mixed in. Life is good.
>>748843360Anon, pic related was one of the most popular manga in Japan, and the protagonist is literally a Harry Potter expy.It's also one of the very, very few cases where an explicitly Western male character is allowed to have Japanese girls lusting after him.
For anyone curious, this was the fanart that triggered it all.https://x.com/redteneri/status/2102398387194626330
>>748845408They're fucking masterpieces compared to your typical magical school manga/anime.Otherwise they're a solid 6/10.
>>748845706Still one of the best
Discworld tranny you need to leave
>>748845706The face that launched a thousand shippers.
>>748841035The point of HL is being an anti-hero.Yes, you go around spamming unforgivable curses and being the reason people hear screaming coming from the Forbidden Forest at night, but it's all for the greater good.
>>748845706>since when are you
>>748845724You should only read Harry Potter so you can be blown away by how much better Discworld is.
the goat also made art
>>748845396I mean, it's not a long scene, but you should re-read it.>‘Can I have that?’ interrupted Draco, pointing at the withered hand on its cushion.>‘Ah, the Hand of Glory!’ said Mr Borgin, abandoning Mr Malfoy’s list and scurrying over to Draco. ‘Insert a candle and it gives light only to the holder! Best friend of thieves and plunderers! Your son has fine taste, sir.’>‘I hope my son will amount to more than a thief or a plunderer, Borgin,’ said Mr Malfoy coldly and Mr Borgin said quickly, ‘No offence, sir, no offence meant –’>‘Though if his school marks don’t pick up,’ said Mr Malfoy, more coldly still, ‘that may indeed be all he is fit for.’>‘It’s not my fault,’ retorted Draco. ‘The teachers all have favourites, that Hermione Granger –’>‘I would have thought you’d be ashamed that a girl of no wizard family beat you in every exam,’ snapped Mr Malfoy.>‘Ha!’ said Harry under his breath, pleased to see Draco looking both abashed and angry.
>>748845408They're very much just for a younger audience. If you're ok with reading YA novels, then sure. If not, you're not going to like them. There are honestly better urban fantasy books out there if that's what you're looking for.
>>748845706What I don't like is how many artists turn her into a generic mesugaki and/or tsundere character.She's interesting because she's a narcissistic evil bitch who's in love with her complete opposite.
>>748842993Getting Ron as a bro-in-law is cool but having Malfoid deal with him and Hermonie on a double date is funnier.
this was really funny
>>748845706I swear I've seen this artstyle before. Is he a 4chan drawfag?
>>748845791Malfoid is for loving fixing, not for lewding
>>748845779Nigga I recently started Discworld and like it so far but you're just making it look bad
>>748845740Hey man, you know what they say: don't shoot... The Messenger.https://youtu.be/zOjQkIb162g
>>748845779I've read all of them and wish Rhianna didn't burn the 12 incomplete novels and actually finished them or had other authors do that.Supposedly one of them was the final Rincewind novel that would've finally have him have a final confrontation with Lady Luck and end up with one of the girls from the previous novels.
>>748841020Did everyone pick slytherin? I swear it seems so obvious.
>>748845793You're cutting out the prior context of him refusing to shut the fuck up, which him interrupting was an extension of.
>>748845791>ratatata
>>748845886No one can make Discworld look bad.
>>748845953that reminds me, everyone should read Exchange Student at least once. life changing.
>>748845886If you want a Discworld fan to recoil, just go with the nuclear option.
malfoid puking up slugs
>>748845284What site?
>>748845941Yeah? The other three are dorks
>>748845916Eh, looking at the state of modern Dune, maybe its best that people don't try to continue their parent's books and just make their own original ones.
>>748842552NISIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>748845875all fixing of women is done at least partially through dick
>>748845916Given what Snuff was like, I'm honestly glad.The series had been going downhill and was clearly being at least partially ghostwritten since Academicals, but reading Snuff and seeing all the things Terry would never write was just painful
>>748845916It was in Sir Terry's will that all copies of his unfinished books had to be destroyed, I've gotta respect the man's wishes. Especially because the hard drive was destroyed by a goddamn steamroller, the man is still cool as fuck in death. He was knighted with a sword he made himself with meteoric iron, let's see fucking Rowling top that!
>>748845951Before that, Lucius tells him to stop antagonizing Harry Potter when he's regarded as a hero by others, exactly the kind of behavior I'm talking about.
Has JKR acknowledged Malfoid yet or is she still just singularly focused on Total Troon Destruction?
>>748845767The Greater good of slaying goblins!
>>748846136That too only works if done in a pure, loving way
>>748845954>Discworld tv series>By AMAZONWhat now?
>>748845706Was looking at his post history and saw this. He started drawing 5 years ago because of PGR and this is his waifu. Pretty based
>>748845791>>748845953Oh, christ.This can go either two ways, Snape steals Harry from Malfoid or Malfoid steals Harry from Hermione/Ginny.
history really does repeat itself, crazy how many of these fanarts are the exact same as fanarts from 2018 but with merula replaced with malfoid
>>748846139Eh, Snuff still had one or two decent moments, like Vimes and Willikins schooling Stratford, but I'll admit, it's obvious that Sir Terry knew he was racing against his lifetimer in the last few books.
>>748842248>Chad Ripped PotterThis one is incredible funny for some reason.
>>748846146How is that prideful? From what we see in the books, Lucius' whole professional life revolves around bribery and favours. Not wanting to piss off a national hero and those who look up to him is just common sense.hell, book 4 makes it clear he doesn't actually want to be part of a supremacy movement anymore, because life is far better for him as it is.
>"POOOOOOOOOTTTEEEERRRRRRRRR" Dumbledore roared calmly >"DID YOU PUT THE POLYMORPH POTION INTO WATER SUPPLY TO TURN EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU AND I INTO FEMALES?! IM FUCKING GAY YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT. 1000000000000×10E^100 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN"
Good God,
>>748846252We don't talk about the Watch show, but the older adaptations are pretty good. Hogfather is my standard Christmas movie now, and Soul Music has Christopher Lee as Death, a literally perfect casting.
>>748840703>Which house did you end up joining?Slytherinbecause Cassandra.
>>748846349now that's a good one
Malfoid should be shapely, not be giga thickThat's for Fem NevilleFemRon get the phat tomboy tits
>>748846338It's not about pride, it's about ego. Pride is not a Slytherin quality in the first place.
>>748846142>It was in Sir Terry's will that all copies of his unfinished books had to be destroyedIIRC that was because he was utterly horrified by the thought of his work being used in schools/universities or his notes being the basis for someone's Eng Lit PhD thesis.
>>748846317Yeah, reminds me of those buff Luke Skywalker figurines
>>748846365me on the right
>>748846365Forget polyjuice potion, did Harry sneak growth hormones into her food.
Surprise! Here's some Luna Lovegood.Anyway, all these threads are gonna make me play Hogwarts Legacy again.
@grok make a Malfoid mod for Hogwarts Legacy
>>748846409Fem Neville should be a Shortstack.
Malfoid should have a flat-ish chest, add up to her insecurity
>>748843726Kind of hard to create a non ai slop dating sim in a span of 4 days
>>748843360Literally everyone loves HP
It makes so much more sense for harry to sneak out at night with the invisibility cloak to rawdog FemDraco in some closet at night.
>>748845846I love how polite and sophisticated translated Japanese tweets always seem to be, because it's either that or >EROTIC>CHILD BELLY>EROTICThe dichotomy is fantastic and so much better than retarded zoomerspeak on US twitter.
>>748846430That's just splitting hairs. Lucius' ego extends to not wanting his own privileges curtailed, which people like Arthur threaten.Lucius absolutely loves the status quo after Voldemort fell, because the ministry was complacent and easily exploited by him. If he actually bought his own bullshit, he would have gone looking for Voldemort when it was clear he'd survived. Voldemort even points this out to him.
>>748846439It was because he didn't want people publishing his unfinished works, which I completely understand.
>>748846439Should've just given them to a trusted custodian then
>>748846469Best girl. Rowling is a hack.
>>748846537I get it.But she should be the fat loser who becomes an absolute smokestack by Y7
>>748845846Japan needs to get the fuck out of their isekai rut.Like yeah, Korea is ahead of them in suicide rates but wishing for a COMPLETE reset on your life and turning that into a whole fucking genre is a goddamn drain on creativity, especially because there's so much uninspired MMO settings.
>>748840703what's up with this tranny malfoid meme being spammed so much lately
ONE LESS POACHER IN THE WIZARDING WORLDYOUR BLOOD IS ON RANROK'S HANDSOff on another, adventure are we?
i love video games! this post is video game related! minecraft world of warcraft fortnitenow someone please post the one of her and fem harry as anorexic girls in the skirts with the little pale stick legs PLEASE i know you have it i saw it yesterday but was too dumb to save it please SAVE ME
The Slytherin turbo Stacey bully and her Gryffindork goody two shoes bf.Many such cases!
So what's her full name?Dracnea Malfoid?
>>748846349>YOUR FUNNY LITTLE RAPE JOKE HAS GONE TOO FAR, POTTER! IT WILL COST THE SCHOOL A FORTUNE TO BUY ALL THE POLYJUICE POTION TO KEEP DRACO AS A GIRL UNTIL SHE CAN DELIVER THE BABY SAFELY
>>748846793>isekai rut.It's the ultimate powerfantasy for wageslaves over there, it's here to stay unfortunately.
>>748845061That's just her petname for him cause they like doing hard anal with no lube
>>748845595I would still enjoy that
>>748846668japanese society is highly restrictive and by law is enforced niceness, unless it is blatantly sexual. You can get sued into the ground in japan for telling the truth if that truth hurts reputation (different than the US where truth buries any lawsuit)
Harry potter fans are as bad if not worse than Disney adults
>>748846901Potter is loaded, make him pay for it himself.
>>748846835Morrowind Deus Ex Starfield Thief Immersive SimI also need to see this
>>748846904The Spring anime season this year had barely any isekai but had about 7-8 highschool romcoms, I almost thought it was over.
>>748846963gen-z truly is the worst yet.
>>748840703Malfoid proves once again that men are hypocrites for making fun of women being obsessed with Malfoy and Twilight. Wonder when more people will discover that Genderbent Twilight is real?
>>748841531They both have intact hymens.
>>748847070I just didn't get it...
>>748847070Twilight is just genderbent Tsukihime.
Alright /v/, a rich saudi has bankrolled a new legally distinct hogwarts game in order to marry malfoy, but he's hired (You) to design the games definitely copyright free magic system from the ground up.Give me your best video game magic system right now.
>>748847070>Genderbent Twilight
>>748847013But it's still going strong in LN&manga for now. But i think isekais will evolve to be less cringe. We have a lot of "isekais" where they only mention like one time "yeah" i"m from a another world" because it's a requirement by the publishers and after that it has nothing to do with the story at all.
>>748842787My patronus beats your patronus.
where is art of her in lewd customs? preferably in cat and bunny suits
>>748847072For about 2 minutes and 33 seconds, give or take minute.
>>748844695
>>748847196ENTER
>>748846963potter fans are better only because they autisticaly sit on one franchise. disney adults leach into absolutely everything
>>748846963They're the same people.
>>748847119Having read both, can't say I see the overlap outside of the most basic bitch description of the premise.>>748847164Arx Fatalis + yelling at a microphone, VR/Wiimote optional.
>>748846793Isekai's so nauseatingly common because it's an easy way to churn shit out.Even a cookie cutter Tolkien/D&D ripoff generally needs a few chapters to introduce the NotGandalf to the everyman character and then hash out the setting, mechanics and story, but Isekai not only comes preloaded with everything a hack writer needs to springboard from, it comes with an audience who will bitch about you deviating from the formula too much.Episod/Issue 1 of an Isekai can contain the portal event, bullshit OP skill/race, godawful Systemâ„¢, big titty waifubait and the series specific gimmick while having time to spare
>>748844946Voldermort didn't return properly until year 4. So Malfoy offering friendship early on made sense. Death Eaters could sense that Voldemort was returning somewhat before that but Lucious never told Draco about it until after end of book 4.
>>748847228Here
>>748847164magic can never be done right. only time I thought magic was cool in games was witch spring r. for settings with magic, the monsters and world are the highlights usually.
>>748846405cool guy on da /v/
The Japanese have a way of taking things too far
>>748847070Nobody who has actually read it suddenly decided to become a twilight fan. Most read the concept, said pic related, then moved on.Twilight hatedom back in the day may have been overblown, but the books truly did fucking suck.
>>748847164basically mix harry potter and warhammer (sans chaos) magic systems, then get actual historians to make up where magic schools could realistically be instead of putting every eastern european in the same school.
>>748847363uh based
>>748847363>The JapaneseTaht's just you.
>>748847363two nukes was not enough.
>>748847363I kneel to the nips. They exceed my expectations when I think there's a ceiling.
>>748847397I love this guys chibi art
>>748847363Well /v/? Get to work
>>748847330Tolkien did, he portrayed magic as extensions of nature itself, with powers showcasing as plant growth, or rocks suddenly crumbling, or a storm appearing in the right moment
>>748847070The idea of a 100+ year old vampire that voluntarily continues to attend high school is still retarded regardless if its a female or male vampire.Also does the vampire get pregnant in this version and the I assume female werewolf rival imprint on the kid?
>>748844961They are not like any psyop I've ever seen.
>>748847281It's funny how we've just skipped "waifubait" girls and just have actual fucking slave girls won at auctions now.
>>748847228
>>748847363based
>>748847363I fucking kneel
>>748847363Why the fuck did it get a bit hard wtf I just want to look at hot Malfoids
>>748847164Assuming real-time, magic uses stamina, same stamina is used for movement, meaning you can't just aimlessly throw a million spells since you need to dodge enemy attacks.
>everyone agrees that tsundere Malfoy is. abetter love interest than "definitely not the writer" Ginny hell even a Cho Chang redemption would be better. Harry got the worst love interest in the whole books
>>748843429>Bowsette was 8 years ago
>>748847363Based nips, having more fucking creativity in one keystroke than Rowling ever did.
>>748847164noita / magicka hybrid>a spell is composed of multiple components, some with elemental traits that can clash or enhance each other>try to balance effectiveness with mana cost, cast time>staffs / wands, other devices enhance various characteristics making some spells more optimal when using a medium
>>748847594kek that dumbledore is fantasticGod bless the japs
>>748847520>My MC is so virtuous; look at him, he didn't even rape the slave girl!
How are Hufflepuff Girls supposed to get a boyfriend if everyone wants a Slytherin GF?
>>748847115Just a reminder
>>748841009>>748842661It's so painfully obvious that 4chan is running short on staff, because this site never truly recovered after the hack last year and the moderation almost completely disappeared because of it.The breach didn't just leak the platform's legacy 2016-era source code, it explicitly doxxed the volunteer moderation team and janitors, exposing their usernames, emails (including academic and corporate domains), and administrative tools to the public. And because the hackers allegedly sat inside the unpatched backend infrastructure for over a year before pulling the trigger, the administration became super paranoid about who they let into the mod panel. This has turned recent janny drives into heavily scrutinized, sluggish bottlenecks, as vetting anonymous users has become a massive security liability.>>748844940More like many long-time moderators and janitors simply abandoned their posts out of self-preservation because of the hack last year which is why mods take too long to respond when off-topic threads like this one would have gotten deleted on sight. When the core feature you protect is anonymity, having your real world identity linked to operating one of the web's most notorious boards is an immediate cue to walk away.
>>748841030kek that classic korea japan schizo rivalry
>>748847594>>748843125
>>748840703Hogwarts Legacy already blew its load by having you defeat Death, itself, aka the Grim Reaper, so the devs are now forever forced to come up with villains that would upscale Death. JK Rowing would have never made such a big writing mistake because now Voldemort looks like a game tutorial boss while the player is forced to fight Cosmic Scale villains after defeating Death.
The best thing about haughty girls who are full of themselves in settings like this is that if you take the instrument she needs to cast magic away she's just a helpless girl. Take her wand away and all of her bluster turns into despair. Hold her up with a wand of your own and tell her to strip. She's going to reply with "as if i'd listen to anything a filthy mudblood like you would say", so you hit her with crucio. She writhes in pain and begs you to stop, but you keep going. She's in tears, she's begging, saying she'll do anything. All of her pride evaporated, she just wants to escape the pain now. So she strips nude and bows down to you, crying, helpless. That's the good stuff.
>>748847594>POTTA!>Dumbledore whispered calmly, causing testicular torsion to every nearby male Slytherin with his voice alone>I SEE THIS IS WHY YOU HAVEN'T IMPREGNATED GRANGER, LOVEGOOD AND THE MALFOID YET>YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS YOUNG MAN, I CAN ONLY GIVE 10 POINTS TO GRYFFINDORDid I get that right?
>>748847748Polyjuice with animal hairs and get furry dick, its their only hope
guys imagine a FAT fucking snake slowly forcing its way out of your anus
>>748847691The bar's pretty low since anyone would be better than the public cumdump that is Ginny.
>>748847852i kneel
>>748847781sexting probably goes hard when youre able to send magical nudes. must be extra double triple humiliating when you get caught though
>>748847748I'd take a girl like Poppy.
>>748847781who says AI can't be kino
Off-topic threads are the best because you get to discuss something with the general population of a board instead of jaded spergs from the appropriate board
>Now watch me Potter, as I cast the greatest spell of them all.
>>748841009Unironically, where else do we go? I'm open to all suggestions. The Sharty and 8ch are honeypots worse than this place.
these threads are great
>"HAAAAAAARRRRYYYYY POOOOOTTTEEEERRRR" bellowed Dumbledore kindly "DIDYA HAVE PREMARITAL VAGINAL SEX WITH MALFOY FOR 48 HOURS STRAIGHT? THE WHOLE OF HOGWARTS HEARD YOU, ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING HOGSMEADE! THATS FUCKING IT YOUR ASS IS GRASS POTTER. 20,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR, AND 500 CHILDREN IN MALFOY!"
>>748847954>a fullblood witch using a muggle weapon. Never ever.
>>748843360you dont like nekomimis?
>>748847748Hufflepuff girls are for cuckqueaning
>>748847748They all fuck with that one single Hufflepuff Chad.
>>748847781I was waiting for it to say nigger.
>>748847781>that bit of her piggybacking HarryNOOOOOO, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>748848019>climbs out of her asshole
>>748841009if we actually try to discuss video games shitposters come out of the woodwork with the express intent of ruining the conversation for (you)s. the only conversations we can actually have are off-topic.
>>748847897Saw a post saying that waifu pillows must go hard in that universe.
>>748847691I mean there's a reason people even wrote fanfics of Harry with Daphne Greengrass a literal background character. Though often they would write her almost as Malfoy lite so in some sense people shipping Harry with her is the precursor to Malfoid.
>>748848009Here lies Cedric Diggory.He drowned in pussy.
>>748847954>beretta 92NASHBROS....
>>748847363Lmao
>>748847781
>>748840703>5 dollar saleFuck it, I'll check it out. Should I watch the movies before playing it or does it not matter?
>>748847780I don't this is a matter of short staff, it just that this type of shit gets lots of replies, keeping the movement up and attracting advertisers. 4chan lost a bunch of users after the hack, just see less popular boards like /jp/ and compare it to the archives. Honestly, it would be better if they just created a /vb/ board like other imageboards and let this one for vidya only.
>>748848119i was more picturing a cute girl sending you a magic paper crane that opens up to a little webm of her spreading her asshole open and asking you to go out with her.people today lead with crazy shit right off the bat
>>748847363This shit is why I have to quadruple check the tags on Japanese h-games. >Oh that's a interesting concept>Pretty hot so fa->-and she's now pissing herself while a giant bug is literally raping her brain...
Is it bad that I actually like this for storytelling reasons and not coom? Does that make me high T or low T?
>>748848197Watching the movies will confuse you because you'll say>where did all these brown people and homosexuals come from and where did they go before Harry Potter shows up in 100 years
>>748847363
>>748845706It's literally just Android 18 with long hair
>bump limitWhat the fuck? Why is the thread so fast?
>>748848197Not really, its set like 100 years before the movies
>>748847897>have a latent exhibitionism fetish>take lewd photos for your bf>they get confiscated by a teacher>your photo double starts doing strip teases
>>748848197Technically your character knows fuck all as well so you'll get a more authentic experience that way.
>>748848259we don't talk about the ethnic cleansing that happened at hogwarts...
>>748847330it can be if its done to work like irl magic, which means cooming on sigils and summoning a succubus on /x/
>>748848256No that's based, you're able to look past the coom potential and recognize how it actually does improve the series.
>>748848197You don't need to but if you don't have a connection to HP I'm not sure it'll be all that enjoyable.
>>748848282NTA, but don't you need mods to de-woke some parts of it? Like removing the token black and gay characters the devs got bullied into including by the woke mob?
>>748848256Why not both
>>748848081The fact that these threads have repelled every attempt to backseat janny highlights that most threads lack the other defence we used to have; actual posters.One schizo trying to dictate what threads people are allowed to post in is only so effective when threads are at multiple posts per minute and can drown them out.
>>748848314It never happened. But they deserved it.
>>748848256Draco as a woman solves one of the problems people have had with the series - that Ginny is a fucking boring character. Malfoid would actually offer a really compelling relationship that would impact and interlace with the main plot.
>>748847752Why doesn't JK Rowling do something like this?
>>748846349Its not just the malfoid fan art that makes the thread good. Its the calmposting that occasionally pops up that makes everything cohesive.
>>748848340Sure, but the game has an inbuilt mod "store", so its easy to mod it
>>748848197try the movies first
>>748848292>photo double has no scruples, its you unfiltered>gf's nudes start trying to get the teacher's dick loudly in the middle of class after he confiscates them from youooh... well youre out 1 gf but shes getting straight As this semester
>>748848002
>>748842000How can it be a psyop if the chances of you encountering a blonde girl with green eyes is lower than winning the lottery?>Having green eyes and blonde hair is an uncommon combination globally, estimated to occur in roughly 1% to 2% of the world's population. The pairing appears more often in regions like Ireland, Scotland, Germany, and Scandinavia, where light pigmentation traits are common
>>748848272You clearly missed yesterday, shit was even faster.
>>748848272the power of malfoid
>>748848256I'm here for the ROMANCE of two people showing GENUINE AFFECTION to the other.The PROCREATION is but one of many acts that will manifest the experience, not the sole goal.
>>748848272Its just fun.
Why are these threads so comfy
>>748848419Define calmposting, is it just not being an angry retard
>>748847995>500 CHILDREN IN MALFOYlmao i love dumbledore posts
>>748848438lmao, you're right this the mafloid thread, Hermione will get her own thread soon
oh the threads are back alright>>748848425plaid is good for her ass
>V "Smile. It's your wedding day.">D "I ... I don't want this.">V "Of course you do. What could you ever want more than to be mine?">D "I ... I want....">*Harry bursts in to save her.">V "Potter!">D "Harry!"
>>748848462Procreating and genuine affection with POPPY while my best friend SEBASTIAN cheers me ongryffindor negro and ravenclaw poojeet not invited
>>748848256it more or less means that you remembered that the romance for harry potter is shit and that anything else is preferable
>>748848002hair too light
Someone make a Malfoid preset for Hogwarts Legacy at once
>>748842248Hogwarts is a pretty sexist school since boys are banned from the girls dorms while girls are allowed to visit the boys dorms. If you think about it, a boy visiting a girls dorm room which usually hosts 3 female roommates is less risky than a girl visiting a boys form room, which usually has 3 male roommates
>that's a cute loli Malfo->it's from the fucking Senko-san artist
>>748846891Tiamat MalfoyTia Potter later
>>748848630Oh god it's happening
>a steam thread died for this
>>748846793Isekai is the only way to have a person from our world venture into the unknown. The entire planet has been discovered and sci-fi doesn't hold the same appeal (which is why it's so rare in isekai).
>>748848492It's a bunch of nerds talking about vidya and related concepts and everyone is excited about it.
>>748848527
>>748848662another 20 deadlock threads for (You)
>>748848630Look at that 5headYou could land a plane on that thing
>>748848347Funny thing about this would be how that book would be completely out of date and would tell muggle courting traditions from like 1600s or 1700s.
>>748848638Ah makes sense.>TiaI like it!!!
>>748847363Disgustingly based.
Imagine when they carry on their relationship in secret and they eventually get found out.>Ron: Harry how could you do this? Malfoy is pure evil!>Hermione: She's not pure evil, Ron.>Harry: Thank you Hermi--->Hermione: Voldemort is pure evil. Malfoy is about nine-tenths evil.
>>748848527>hermionenah
>>748848662Yes, this Hogwarts Legacy thread was nice
>>748848829Hermione isn't this funny. Book Ron would probably say that though.
>>748848787>charm a woman by giving her cheese level advice
>>748848698Why do trannies complain about these threads
>>748848931They still think Rowling is the devil, plus the artists are clearly framing the fad as>what if she was a girl all alongrather than turning a man into a woman, and telling gatecrashing trannies to fuck off when they say otherwise.
>>748848931They complain in general. Remember the mission is to make the board unatractive, opposing good threads is part of that.
>>748848931Because they're bitter, miserable people
>>748847691>Cho Chang redemptiontaking what should be by all means a quidditch tomboy and going 'nuh uh she's actually WAY too girly and it's icky and gross! why's she still mourning her boyfriend that died last fucking year?? look how much cooler THIS quidditch tomboy is!!' while pointing at ginny (who also got turned into the hogwarts bike for no good reason and is currently dating another guy) was certainly a bold choice by JK
>>748843165>I didn't hear a no
>>748848931It's a trend they can't hijack thanks to the PGRfag artist who told yurifags to get bent. So they're lashing out here.
>>748847781malfoid leglocked behind my neck with her crotch in my face
>>748848931because rowling through her retardation started the chain of events that made trannies go back into being hated in even the left-wing communities.
>>748848931Trannies complain about everything. It's how you end up with Hogwarts Legacy, a game featuring niggers, faggots, and trannies infesting Hogwarts propped up as an anti-troon game because it's related to another of the gorillion things they complain about.
>>748847781Letter should have said ur a faget
>>748842853People just hated the Harry Potter ending where the entire main cast is forced to be blood related to the Weasleys through marriage. Nobody is allowed to lead independent lives because they are all forced to share the same mother-in-law
>>748848931I made a thread last night and it got to 350 posts before a tranny jannie deleted it and gave me a warning. Does it for free
This would be better if Malfoy is actually a larger part of the story as well so the main crew get some Slytherin representation.
>>748843429Smug blonde stacies are top tier wives
>>748847781A better, kinder world.
>>748849238tranny janny ruined my chub
>>748849223>Naruto has the hyuga clan grand plan meme>no Wesley conspiracy meme everharry potter fans are weak
>>748847427Yes, we need weirder fetishes!
>>748847363That's so gross why is it hot?
>>748849289Yeah, but Dracora would really be put through the ringer in the story.
>>748843193Hermione is actually uglier in the books compared to her real life actress. For example, Hermione genetically and naturally has huge buck teeth that she used magic to shrink on by the time Prom arrives. If you have biological children with Hermione, your kids will end up inheriting Hermione's big ass buck teeth unless they use magic to shrink them too
Ah yes, the "toxic blonde giga Stacey villain that becomes attracted to the nerd because he's too inherently good hearted" trope.Kino every time
>>748849349i take it you haven't seen the million weasley-bashing love potion fanfics then? people just LOVE making that shit a conspiracy
>>748848630Even Senko? That's crazy and cool
>>748848931Their attempt at tranny spiderman got absolutely overshadowed by good ol r63, and Harry Potter related too.
>>748849426Harry isn't a nerd, secondary.
new thread?
>>748849426why didnt luke just fuck abeloth?
>>748849426>it's a Luke smells a rat because he knows Mara would never be this clingy and pathetic episode
>>748849530He should stop looking like one, then
>>748847363I know atleast 2 hgames that involve this more or less
>>748843429Bowsette was a result of the terrible Mario Odyssey Ending because people thought Nintendo would finally have Mario tie the knot with Peach only for Mario to get friendzoned
>>748844457Honestly, Malfoid makes perfect sense because Malfoy already feels like he was written as a female bully, I'd only behave Rowling had no idea how male bullies acted.
>>748849530It is kinda weird how Harry's appearance and home life are 100% nerd coded, but at school he's a popular star athlete. If it weren't for him being a bit awkward, 'ass crushing jock' would not be far off in describing him.
>>748845408They're fun for kids. Don't expect anything great, but it is nice
>>748849582Redhead pussy was so good that nothing else measured up even years after his wife died.
>>748849451>Popular Examples>• I'mmmm Baaaaccckk!: An older Harry travels back in time after discovering a massive conspiracy involving Dumbledore, Ron, and Ginny drugging him and Hermione with loyalty and love potions using his own vault money.>• Potioned, Poisoned, Positioned, Passioned: Harry and Hermione discover their entire lives and marriages were manipulated via long-term potion dosing, leading to a dramatic realization and careful unravelling of their relationships.>• Pensieve: Features post-war trials where memory pensieves and expert testimony expose Ron and Ginny's multi-year potion crimes against Harry and Hermione.Holy kek, I fucking kneel
>>748849530Wasn't his internal monologue kinda soft? Not nerdy in the studying sense but certainly not a jock Chad
>>748849567Be the change you want to see.
>Be Anon>Muggleborn Wizard>No special talents or skills, so the Sorting Hat put you in Hufflepuff>You don't mind. Your Housemates are friendly, the Common Room is comfy and the food is good>Much better than being placed in Ravenclaw. You don't mind witches that stink good, but those witches just stink>Unfortunately, being placed in Hufflepuff also makes you an easy target for bullying, specifically from the Gryffindors and Slytherins>One Slytherin in particular, Malfoid, has taken an interest in you ever since your very first day in Hogwarts back during your first yea>Any chance she gets to bully you, she takes and holds onto with gusto>From feeding your chocolate frogs vomit-flavoured Bertie Botts beans before you eat them in year one.>To casting a Sticking charm on your toilet seat in year three.>To casting a Genderswap curse on you in year five>And finally, locking you in the girls' bathroom for an entire night with only Moaning Myrtle for company last year>You were never quite the same after that night>Thankfully, the pranks have slowed down in your seventh year>You assume it's because even Malfoid needs to focus on studying for the N.E.W.T.s>So do you, hence why you're in the Great Hall right now, cramming away at your hand-me-down copy of Advanced Potion-Making>At least until you hear the loud clacking of footsteps as someone new arrives.>You look over your shoulder to see Malfoid, books under her arm, as she's accompanied by her two dim-witted henchwomen, Crabbes and Goyd.>You quickly turn back to your book, praying she didn't notice you>No jabs about your status as a Hufflepuff or as a Muggleborn were thrown your way>You steal another peek and catch the trio sitting down at another table, a healthy distance from you>Alright, you're good. Time to get back to stu--->You feel a faint gust of wind run through your hair as a small paper bird lands on the table in front of you>It has a green lipstick mark on one of its wings>Oh, bugger...
>>748844830Female Malfoy has been a thing for well over a decade now. There was just a sudden resurgence because Twitter just discovered it.
>>748849695It's because he wears glasses. It's entirely because he wears glasses. The only things he's good at are combat (Defense Against the Dark Arts) and sports. And then he becomes a cop.
>>748845651Yes but Negi was a chad.Little bastard was so OP it took two timelines to nerf him and Anime Judas.
>>748849582Because his ex was a 10/10 redhead and Abeloth was so naive she thought appearing to him in her real form would attract him for her honesty.
>>748847363This is like that comic where a kid shows a monkey in a zoon a picture on his phone and now all the monkey can think about is the picture. I think I'm forever altered.
Need a walking in on Malfoid dressed in shimakaze cosplay>t-this is just to study muggle matin- I mean muggle court- I mean muggle dat- I mean muggle odd behaviors!>*blush*
>>748843579Because JK Rowing can't help but feminize the male character she writes: Dumbledore is gay and Voldemort fused his soul with the female snake Nagani
>>748849726>memory pensieves and expert testimony expose Ron and Ginny's multi-year potion crimes against Harry and Hermione.Crazy how JK confirmed this one to be canon on Xitter.
>>748849451>>748849726Time to break out the old reliable
>>748847363They're too strong...
>>748849896>Ron raped the author's motherWhy'd he do it?
What do you prefer? Slow turn to being a heroic character through the story, or a larger change at the end that was foreshadowed when she's put through the ringer in the last two books?
>>748845081It being Harry potter related makes it radioactive to trannies.
>>748849980He's Ron Raper.It's just what he does.
>>748849807>Hufflepuff
>>748849981The latter but with some small moments here and there prior showing that she's very slowly becoming better and developing feelings for Harry.
>>748847852Where's the Orochimaru edit?
>>748849824I dropped the series when it turned into Dragon Ball With Magic, Sayan haircuts included.
>>748848069NEVER MIND, I FOUND IT
>>748849980she kept the third portion of bacon from him. he was justified (he says)
>>748849726>>748849896Which fanfic is generally considered to be the best?
>>748849738
>>748848069this but a graboid
>>748848081ThisEvery game thread has some retard coming out spamming how the game is bad, or political shitflinging, or some other kind of annoying spamThese threads are just malfoid, its refreshing even if completely off topic
>>748849896Reminds me of my own bingo card for Snoot Game fanfics.
>>748844531Harry has a mudblood mother but Malfoy's father would be delighted since Harry is a direct descendant of Ignotus Peverell, the owner of the Cloak of Invisibility, and the Peverell family are mythology tier in the Wizarding World
>>748842305I fuck Lucia.>Harry Potter got MILFoid and Malfoid pregnant>got Severia Snape pregnant>got whole lot of Hufflepuff girls pregnantThe man, the legend.
>>748847752ok, i understand why twilight was popular with foids nowsomeone write the genderbent version
>>748850023You are operating on a gigantic misunderstanding. They still love harry potter and will take literally any excuse to partake in it. Including, especially including, anything that might give jackoff material.
>>748849726>>748849896Fuck I now remember reading the batshit no uncle Vernon = Ravenclaw Harry fanfic
>>748850210>>748850210New thread
>>748850219There better be an option that's about whitewashing the shit out of Fang and acting like she literally never did anything wrong even in E1.
>>748849695It's even weirder he ISN'T drowning in pussy by the time they hit puberty, but I guess that's just Rowling being incompetent.
>>748850259Is that the one where he turns into a colossal weeaboo?
>>748850239Imagine being squished between those bellies
>>748849981Depends on how good the foreshadowing is, but I like the idea of test of character. They should definitely seem like an irredeemable little shit during the first books when they're all still just kids.
>>748849874Kek link?
>>748850270From the top of my head:>Shitting on Anon.>E3 Anon loses a limb.>E3 Anon is abusive/an alcoholic.>E3 Lucy kills herself.>E1 Fang is a poor, wounded angel.>E2 Anon is still desperately in love with Fang.>Fang becomes a successful musician.>Alternative timeline/time travel where Anon is superior in every way.>E2 copefic where Anon and Fang end up together.
The only good harry potter fanfiction is 30 H's, too bad the aithor pussied out an made some big statement apologizing for it
>>748845595The Hufflepuffs are so boring that bullies don't even know they exist in Harry Potter
>>748850268yknow you could use video game screenshots for the OP at least rather than being so obvious about it and getting banhammered again.
>>748850326maybe? I only remember that it just goes wildly off the rails with retelling book 1 with Hermione getting her legs eaten by the troll in the bathroom and then becoming half-unicorn or some shit
>>748848359Eh, deltarune threads were pretty active. But in that case there is also a mod sitting his ass spaming F5 on the catalog 24/7 to delete them on sight
>>748847363holy shit
>>748849807Go on...
>>748850449These are all on point.
>>748845706I don't think that is the oldest Female Malfoy fan art though because I highly doubt it is the first time somebody genderbent Draco Malfoy
>>748849807>Crabbes>Goyd
>>748845846Pretty sure there is ancient Harry Potter hentai featuring female Harry so it is not like the Japs are behind the West when it concerns Harry Potter doujins
>>748844153Jacked Harry with Malfoid just makes me laugh. No idea why.
>>748851021>The Boy Who Lifts
>>748851021Wish there were more fanart with chad potter
