Does it hold up?
just so you know this is a power move
>>748857476Yeah it's still fun.
>>748857476>You know that free online flash game you played 2 decades ago?>well now you can pay money to play it
>>748857640>you know that post you were going to make?>now you can attach a tranimal to it
best of power moves mmm best of power moves
>>748857530Seething trannies:>address my slander!>give me legitimacy!Me a chad:>BRAAAP here's Happy wheels faggots>cope, seethe and dial 8.
Take that whore to court already Chris you retarded potatonigger
WHAT'S WORTH ACKNOWLEDGING?
>>748857875You do realize a process like that takes months if not years, right
It should be remembered forever that Null wants site growth and money so bad he will accuse people of pedophillia while not double checking posts that are obviously jokes.
>>748857884That's so mean.
qrd?
>>>/wsg/6245032
>>748857884>you, what's worth acknowledging?Do you think she wears those fucking devil horns even if she goes out to cafe's, restaurant & venues with you?how embarrassing.
>>748858194We just keep playing
>>748858194xitter accusations don't matter actually.
>>748858194We play Happy Wheels.
>>748858194THE MAN FORMS A FIST ONCE MORE
>thread is just tranny tranny on the wall, who's the deadest of them all tier shitWhat the fuck is this board anymore???
>>748858194happy wheels released on steam a little over a week agochris "the predator" oneyplays had sexual relations with a 17 year old when he was 22 years and 9 months old, and instead of groveling and begging for forgiveness and being crucified for being a pedo, he played this game and said slurs
>>748858431That's nothing... that's nothing.
>in the middle of an allegation witch hunt>put out an episode where you go through levels named after slurs
What would you do if your ex girlfriend started to post about you on both lulcow dot farm and the farms?
>>748858627Play happy wheelsI mean after all. what is worth acknowledging?
>>748858489I love how you guys do the "She was 19 years old and 11 months old you sick fuck" but you lie because you know if you said the truth people wouldn't agree with you. She was 16 and Chris was already a big YouTuber
>>748858716He started talking to her when she was 16 but didn't fuck her until she was 17 nigga. Top that all off even if she was 16 the average person wouldn't give a fuck considering he was in his early 20s, that shit was normal up until like 10 years ago when the internet collectively decided that older teenage girls are literally babies or some shit.
>>748857530>>748857767can someone who speaks retardese please decipher this interaction
>>748858716>If you said the truthLiterally no single person gives a fuck unless you have a trans flag and sit around on twitter all day>Foid messages you>Foid goes out of her way to fuck you>Foid gets mad 13 years laterIf you're a fat passive faggot like chris and still get accused of grooming, every single person who has ever had sex in all of history is now a pedophileAt what point do women have any agency?
>>748858627slap my belly and clap my thighs together, farting into a hardwood floor while shouting "OOOOO RIP-ASS!" repeatedly
>>748858489>she was only 17 and 364 days you sick fuck.even this part isn't really true.It's claimed in the picture he is 22. but there's footage of him at 22 and he looks entirely different, much younger and is still in the process of moving to America (I don't even think he fully settled there until 23).he's clearly 26+ in the picture.Then the anon claims she's been doxed and it doesn't matter any more yet still scribbles the face out of all the pictures that look suspiciously like veronica and not scribbling the face would prove it's not.and then there's the fact that posing with someone in a picture doesn't prove you've had sex with them.and then there's the fact that even if it was true dating someone almost 2 years over the AoC is fine. and trannies are fucking mentally ill clowns man especially the American ones.
This does not even deserve an OneyPlays introduction... because this is dead serious! The allegations and controversy that went up A FEW DAYS ago, everyone on the Internet...TWITTER AND TOM FULP ARE ANGRY AT ME! They're BLAMING it at me! IT'S my fault, I ADMIT IT!it's my fault! I WANT everything a-BOUT THIS CONTROVERSYOFF!THE!INNERNET!I'll send in my fans! I'll send in the chuds! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MYPOWER!Just get it OFF the Internet...Tom Fulp: Listen-to-me! Listen to me.Chris: Yes...Tom Fulp: Listen to ME.Chris: Yes.Tom Fulp: Shut that goddamn thing off!Tom Fulp: I don't care what you do. You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.Chris: I'm working on it.Tom Fulp: Go work on it!Chris: I am workin-Tom Fulp: Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If everybody on twitter... sees those posts... that they put on the damn Internet... they could associate newgrounds with pedos, and we would have to move out of it...?
>>748858961heheh
Oneyplayers, slap your belliesDingDongers, play the tubaJulianbros, become schizophrenicPsychicpebblers, become the best ofTomarbrains, eat your cunkysLylesisters, feed your ratigansDave and Cory truthers, laugh in the backgroundSneakerheads, become forespokenSonicfags, become unable to generate a reply that meets the content guidelines.
Uuugh... these allegations are gonna make me lose my gouurd
>>748858884the 17 year old actually got manipulated by a newer short haired bpd to release this infoit's all lols
>>748858194chris probably dated a girl 5 years younger than him 14 years ago so he should be executed at once
>>748858851>no one cared>which is why Chris himself told her that he doesn't want anyone to know he is talking to her until she is legal
>>748857476The game went to total shit long ago when dipshit kids kept spamming the game catalogue with those shitty "KILL JB" stages. And I can guarantee you that those lil faggots didn't even know what "JB" stood for.
>>748858874>>748858489
>>748859125He also told the 32 year old BPD whore not to talk about their relationship either
I hope Chris learned his lesson to stay the fuck away from art hoes. Especially art hoes from LA.
>>748859212Hey I doubt itNigga is down bad
>>748859175>>748858489So it's another case of "two totally unrelated things occur and /v/ assumes everyone is as braindead, gossip obbsessed and e-poisoned as they are and tries to turn this random ass situation into a sided conflict wherein one 'side' somehow opposes the other"Must be a Tuesday
Release the Fulp files
>>748858194anon, Anon, ANON TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT TEL AVIV, THEY HIT TEL AVIV ANON.
>>748858627Oh man, I don't know, I'd... I'd probably be really upset.
>>748859071the mythical 17yr old, wouldn't stay 17. she's the 30yr old now. but the truth is the anon account is kamikazeshortbus herself.she forgot to swap accounts when replying to people.
>>748858358I genuinely do not give a fuck even if its true because the age gap is nothing major, and even looking at the evidence its not evidence at all>heres a picture of someone standing next to him I scribbled out the face>they had sex, also they are legally of age, I just want people to know there was an age gap there>Im anonymous by the way dont look into me, Im not trying to ruin chriss life by calling him a pedophile...Im just trying to save womenWhat the fuck even is this. Of course they all have BPD, thats the funniest thing about this. This shit is like crack to losers who finally get attention from a female after they make something of themselves. Art whores, never do it.
>>748859212>be someone not living in LA>move to LA>you A. have skeletons in your closet or B. "friends" trying to besmirch youWhy does this always happen? Why is it that when one moves to LA, you're suddenly under a bad omen? What a shithole.
>>748858627OK... Rape u later.
Dave rolled back over and placed his laptop on a pillow next to him, and he pulled up a tab of PornHub."Alright," he sighed. "Let's see what we got."He began to scroll, seeing what type of content he'd look up this evening. He eyed his vibrator resting next to him as he began sliding his fingertips up and down his aching bulge. He'd grab it when he found something really good, but just the sight of the thumbnails made him horny enough to want to get a head start.He settled on searching through amateur videos, sorting by most recent, to get to the good stuff. That was when he stumbled on a video of a solo male with a great body. Dave gulped. He'd dabbled in male and even gay content here and there, whenever he was feeling curious. The guy's head was cropped out too, which was what Dave, unfortunately, liked. Dave laughed to himself as he read the title, "Desperate man fucks pillow and whimpers."He picked up his vibrator, and pulled his pants down to his ankles, leaving him in his boxer briefs. He pulled his blanket over his crotch just enough to mute the sound, and he pressed the tip of the massager onto his bulge over his underwear.The video began with the guy in just his clothes on his bed, a hefty boner poking through his shorts. Even though he seemed slightly pudgy, with just a t-shirt and shorts on, Dave could tell this guy worked out. The triceps coming out of his sleeves, and outline of his pecs showing through the shirt, turned him on, and ironically, this is when he turned on the vibrator as well. The sudden shock of the sensitive nerves in his dick being hit with the highest setting of vibrations made him jump, and with a bite of his lip he quickly turned down the speed.
>>748859212he needs to move to the middle of nowhere and open up a mango farm
>>748857680Do you just exist to be miserable?
The porn guy took a body pillow and began humping it, rolling his hips against it as he gripped it with both of his hands, veins popping through his skin. Dave covered his smile with the collar of his shirt, his face feeling hot. The guy eventually took his shirt off, then his shorts, and breathed heavily as he rubbed his clothed dick against the form of the pillow.Then, his boxer briefs came off, and he folded the pillow in half and began fucking it raw. Dave turned up the speed of the vibrator, imagining that he was the pillow. The guy was even sexier with his clothes off, his biceps, meaty shoulders, and pecs now visible. He was tall, too. Had to be around 6'2", maybe 6'3". Dave's heart skipped a beat. He really did have a great body.The guy fucked the pillow for a bit longer, moaning and whimpering as the title had suggested. Dave felt this guy's voice was pretty damn easy on the ears. It was deep. It was rough. It sent waves of pleasure through his body as the vibrator sent waves through his dick. Dave whimpered quietly.At one point, the guy bent over, hugging the pillow and resting his chest and head against it as he thrusted into it aggressively. His face buried into the top of the body pillow, away from the camera. Dave raised an eyebrow at the color of his hair. Only the back of his head could be seen, but he had a head of dirty blondโcoincidentally a similar shade to his friend Chris's. He could work with this."Mmgh," Dave moaned softly, shamelessly imagining that his friend was fucking him, "Ch-Chris..."The visual made it easier to imagine, and the pulse around Dave's dick sped up. Dave began to rub the vibrating head in circles just about where the tip of his dick was, using his free hand to hug himself. The guy in the video moaned passionately, his sexy, hairy back and fat ass turning on Dave even more."Ah, fuck..." the pornstar moaned into the pillow. "Yes, Dave..."
>>748859285>Jacob Geller is an American video essayist, critic, sexual predator, and writerThis made me laugh so hard.Why wouldn't you put sexual predator last in that list?
>>748859662they're going from most damning to least
>>748857476Idk a lot of the levels are trash that should've never been published, majority of them don't even let you choose your character.
>>748859709The other way around actually, being a writer is the lowest tier of humanity possible
At this point you have to admit that Chris must be somewhat of a piece of shit to have this much drama.Every other week he has a friend "outing" him. No smoke without fire
>>748858194He's done, the evidence is out.
This will make for a great defamation case for Chris
I donโt know anything about this drama, but I just know the woman is at fault. The woman is ALWAYS at fault.Stupid fucking slut
>>748859996Id agree if you didnt see the state of the people doing it. The art crowd is always full of actual fucking weirdos at best, and actual insane people are worst.
Tom Fulp is and will always be a colossal nigger
>become ungovernable www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JgGwVDs0DY
>>748860009AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE
I have officially unwishlisted nightmare cops
>>748857476PUT IT IN A BOOK THATS A STORY
tom fulp raped me when i was a wee lad in the cold summer of 2002
>>748859973you just wrote
>>748859996Not really, if anything the modern online sphere has taught us that people will try to ruin your life at the drop of a hat for literally no reason and even longtime friends will stab you in the back with zero hesitation
>>748860191The way he jumped the gun makes him incredibly suspicious, he probably did do something like this.
>>748859996more like chris associates with autistic faggotsnot saying he's a saint but the people "outing" him are clearly insanetom is just a cunt
>>748859996He doesn't have that much drama >Had sex once 13 years ago>Had sex recently >Be friends with mentally ill fagsIt's barely anything for a person as well known and famous as oneyFor 35 years of internet history thats actually fucking nothing if this is the most they can scrape upWhen taking this wider context Chris might unironically be one of the nicest guys if this is the most they can pull
>>748860180But how will you be notified when it definitely 100% comes out?!
>>748860098>>748860256>it happens to le everyone because uh art hoes and zoomersOnce is one thing, but every other month someone is coming forward with some google doc on OneyEither Chris got the one in a billion friend group that is 70% evil schizo or he acts in a way that begets it
>>748860392>>it happens to le everyone because uh art hoes and zoomersYes?The average person online is ontologically evil and should be treated as an enemy
>>748860392google doc of what, you fag?he had sex a few times and took a shit in a toiletbig whoop
>>748858627>ex girlfriend
Are we still talking about happy wheels?
CHRIS DID NOTHING WRONG
>This fucking thread
TOMAR IS INNOCENT.CONDEMN HAMAS.
All of this because Jon punched Suzy
>>748860162>releases video joking about cucking and rapei kneel
>>748861016I thought it was because Tomar was the one who taught Jon what "per capita" meant?
I wish Happy Wheels got more new characters. It was so cool going into the game to see what was new, Santa being able to fly a little was so hype.
Can you believe this game is 16 years old??
>>748861110>>748861016wait when did these events happen?
I know I'm probably not going to get a straight answer on this, but like, why are people so extra retarded right now?Like, why the fuck is Tom being so retarded where nuking one of the og's entire fucking page would have even remotely been a good idea? Even if you wanna ban him from the site you could have freebooted his shit, this is just straight up retarded.
>>748861445He wants to be on the accuser's side so that people don't start digging into his past.
>>748857640I want to know why there hasn't been anyone who took Flash Trek: Broken Mirror and made an actual finished complete polished game. I've got a game in my head that's a cross between FTL, Star Control, and Broken Mirror.
>>748860689The thread was never meant to be about Happy Wheels.
>>748861445its especially fucking retarded when there are pages of literal rapists and mass shooters still on the site. Tom Fulp is a fucking nigger.
>>748860343>well known and famous
>>748861445Yeah, I'm not a Chris defender but this odd. No one was asking Tom to do anythingWhy even chime in?
>>748861238too old for 4chan
I regret spending 34 dollars on burger king
Tomar has released an statement.
>>748861445he wants to be on the "right side of history" so people don't start digging up into his pasthe probably has some skeletons in his closet
>>748861616Foid probably pressuring his acquaintances to do something.
>>748861445Tom is a fucking retard, it makes no sense for Chris to put out a statement at all
Tom is a toe sucking faggot
>>748859336No, kami was just in the comments because she's involved in this and coordinating with the victim.Your comfort-tuber is a creep and a pedo, stop coping.
>>748861445The only thing I can think is that Tom is the guy who went from edgy liberal of the early 2000s to the believe all women faggot-type liberal of today. I still have a very vivid memory of going to a NG meetup in Philly literally 22 years ago, and Stamper saying "whats up little nigger" to me and Tom bursting out laughing. It's very strange picturing that same guy as a boomer virtue signaling because one of his site's users had sex with a 17 year old in his early 20s.
>deathblows the gayfurs' "career", ghosts of #metoo, orange tumblr and green reddit by doing absolutely nothing while revenue doubles each timeI take back all of the Game Grumps 2.0 jokes I've made this past decade.
>>748858489oh huhwell he's going to get away with it then, because nowadays if you never apologize you get away with it, and if you do apologize people will use it as an admission of guilt and never forgive you
>>748858194people got hurt and it got worse...
>>748861445Got jizzed on on Wetstein Jisland Island and had to do the cumwalk.
The idea of an ex telling the whole world about a mistake I made in my early twenties is a horrifying concept. Like fuck all the growth I went through in those 13 years I guess just put me in jail for something I did fresh out of school that wasn't even illegal.
>>748861445Thatโs what Chris gets for giving Tom the worst facial of 2026
>>748857476Tom Fulp is a massive kike faggot and should die
>>748861616>No one was asking Tom to do anythingThey might have been on newgrounds forums or some shit
Last I kept up with was some ex of Chris's making a stream saying he was "controlling" or whatever, has it snowballed from there?Why is this all coming out now? What reason is there for it?
>>748861445There are some inside the Panopticon, and some outside it.
>>748862536Seems pretty out of nowhere to me. The comments on Tom's post announcing the deletion was a lot of people wondering what the fucking Tom is doing.
Tom Fulp (no pulp) is actually a member of NAMBLA, he's hiding his past despite outlining his crimes in this damning video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXphOqLaqKk
>>748861016
>>748861851>Noo the wording of my comment was just a bit weird>I swear I didn't forget to switch accounts. Cope and seeth tranny.
>>748859212Anon, Chris is an art hoe...
>>748861851shartbus won't fuck you lil bro
>>748859125this anon told me he raped 5 baby goats.I'm getting the proof of his texts ready in photoshop right now.>>748862624I couldn't even find toms post. where did he announce it? I just called tom and faggot, signed out and will never use newgrounds or buy anything he makes again.
>>748861616The original twitter account that started this wanted one of his freinds to come forward to validify their claims.
>>748863004pretty sure he deleted it pretty quick after getting push back
>>748861652Depends on the contextI'm in like 30 Telegram chats but I have no idea what's going on in most because I only look at them every 3-6 months or so