DAY 1IT'S OUT ON DAY 1 THIS YEAR AND THEY FIXED THE COMMUNITY MAP CONTRACTS SO YOU CAN DO THEM IN ANY ORDERARE YOU BITCHES READY TO ASSFUCK CUNT RAPE A GODDAMN WIZARD!?
Don't care for diaper furs and bots so no
>>748895928I didn't ask about your porn watching habits anon
i did some and hot some hats. i want to unlock those unusuals with the brap effects for my pyro
>>748896051>the brap effectsanon please i fucking beg of youyou're the reason people think we pyro players are weird fetishists
[bell bongs][cat wails]
>>748895469When october is dead you wait a week, when day is out it's day 1.Also you could do them in any order last year too.
>>748897076e-day*
>>748897076no, last year they separated them into branches but you still had to do one to unlock the next map in the branchthis year they just full blown separated them entirely
>>748895469last time this happened in 2020 we got jungle inferno later in Octoberits possible we're getting another big update either late this month again or before the end of the yearlord gaben is with us
>>748897260It was always branches
i love trainsawlaser :)
>>748897406it was always large branches last year they separated them into shorter ones so you had more branches to choose fromthis year they were completely separated per map
>Flo Pauling defends Scout for wearing neo-nazi face mask, "He got no internet"
[ ] a gargoyle/present is waiting for you[x] 1 gargoyle/present is on the server and everyone can look for it
>>748897732don't you have to go be retarded somewhere else?
>>748897778this would make sense if it was hidden well, but then that would suck anyway because the whole lobby would stop playing to go look for that gargotherwise the first person to grab it is just whoever was there at that momentdo gargs really need fixing? they're just sorta there
>>748897901i think that's how they originally were
>>748897436My jaw hit the floor when I saw it in the map browser.
>>748897479Wrong, it was like that last year
>>748899869prove it
where's the mvm update?
>>748897778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFR932dYEv0&t=87s
>>748900003Scream fortress wiki faggotOctober 9, 2025 Patch (Scream Fortress XVII)All Halloween Contracts have been reset, allowing them to be completed again.Added new Contracts for this year's featured community maps.Completing a Halloween Contract will give players a Classic Halloween item and the chance for a Spectral Stash Case.Updated the ConTracker to allow community map contracts to be completed in any order.
>>748900271the wiki is wrong, it says "any order" but it just means you can start any branch in any order, there's still branches thoughthis year the branches were removed entirely
>>748900345The branches were displayed as diagonal last yeaar because they broke the whole thing removing the boundaries. If you can do any part of the branch in any order and its all based on stars then its any order. Even before last year you were never locked into a branch, you could switch at any time. The system you're proposing literally has no difference to what it is now.
>>748900641i just looked at videos form last year and realized you're right, the "branches" were just a visual glitch for some players...i'm still madfuck you
>>748896194>thinkKnow
Have they fixed the heavy rev run exploit yet?
>>748896194Have you seen how much of the pyro porn is straight up futa, fart, anal vore, pony, hyper, or unmasking?Shit's fucked, brah.
>>748900783Nobody out scream fortresses me pal
>>748897381I love that despite all evidence pointing to there never being a new major update, there is always a thin thread of hope
>>748898118I sure loved when admins would abuse their status to noclip their way to the presents and prevent anyone else from ever making progress.Even in good servers, it was just a scramble of scouts to see who got it first.Personal instances gargoyles is healthier but can still sometimes put them somewhere you cant get to without wading through 3 sentries, but you can bruteforce it with spy if youre desperate.
>>748900876Well, plenty of it is also regular ass chicks, but yeah I guess soProbably because Pyro is a "blank slate" so everything is fair game, only reason nobody portrays him as a regular guy is because you get your fill plenty of that with the other mercsPersonally I just find gas masks hot
scheme fortress 2
>>748902090> t.
>>748902090>>748902203>Merasmus is at his wit's end at taking revenge on the mercs and has no more ideas other than employing three random kids from some american cul de sac to create his ultimate evil plan for him>They do a surprisingly good job even though it's all made of cardboard and trash and all it costs him is a few quarters for jawbreakers
>>748902026I do too and you cannot imagine my disappointment when basically no one bothered to put the sexy male pyro paired with fempyro for normal straight sex (well, normal enough at least), instead they just continued their business with futa on futa and I dont want to crank to that.
>>748902203>>748902345a map that looks like a giant craft project where everything is made from cardboard and old trash and stuff like the stuff from the show would legit be really fun and also suitable for halloween since the theme of weird wacky locations is already on brand for this time of yearlike the medieval mode map reskin we got this year where they're all tiny in a backyard
>>748902415i don't even care what sex he is as long as its on model, i don't want no big titty latex bimbo or lame prettyfaced bishounen, i just like og pyro as is
any new exploits or bugs on the new maps? there gotta be
Did they remove that man's hidden message?
>>748903802can you not be an annoying shit stirrer in this nice halloween thread please
>>748903690Scaredycat map.Play as heavy.Rev your minigun and walk into one of those pumpkin disguise potions.You are now permamently revved while running at full speed and can shoot while running.
>>748903940This shit has been really funny because the Brass Beast has seen more use in the last ~24 hours than it has in the past decade, probably.
>>748903802You ever read a post on here and you can just FEEL the anon hitting the keys extra hard in anger?
does valve understand how much people would appreciate a dedicated gamemode where you are forced to only use stock weaponsyou'd think they would've seen how happy people were to play clean during the itemless update, forcing people to relearn stock and knowing everyone is also only playing stock, just a nice experience
>"TF2 update">look inside>it's a workshop cabal updatepass
>>748904487someone didnt read the whole update clearlythen again you cant read at all so it makes sense you made this
>>748904249I actually like using the Brass Beast. Its uniquely shit but being able to larp as a sentry and win heavy 1v1s even when theyre pocketed because its damage output is that much stronger than all other miniguns (on top of people jumprevving like idiots) scores me a lot more kills than expected.
>>748896194Everybody knowns Pyrofags are the biggest and weirdest fetishfags in TF2.From the Furries, to the inflatables.They can't walk it back, it's already written down in history.
>>748905243nta but you're an idiot
>slapped together seasonal update with even littler care when compared to the pervious ones>maps are mostly reskins>a shittier lesser trainsawlaser version gets put in>fucked up wallbug functionalityhilarious stuff eric smith, next you'll tell me the MVM update is also going to be a slapped together project where bit off more than you can chew with your skeleton crew and when you end up releasing the update, it'll bomb so fucking hard that it'll cause a rippling effect on every sector of TF2 where everything just breaks.Please let the MVM update be fucking dogshit so the retarded tourists fuck off, the people who post about this game on social media who don't play it fuck off and hopefully causes everyone to abandon casual for good, I need valve to fail this update so just maybe something good might happen.
>>748905386Anon let me tell you how fucking wrong this isYou think this is the case because you have the outsider's view of the fandom porn scene so you only see what leaks out, and yes, Pyro has COMPARATIVELY more weirdo porn than regular vanilla porn due to his design as a masked freakBut let me tell you as someone who was born in that world, molded by it, the things I've seen will put hair on your chest ladThere is NO ONE more degenerate than the Medic fagsMen and women alike, these are the most foul, you think "oh he's just a regular guy, what are they gonna draw? Some pinup? Some gay sex? Whatever" brother, these people want to see him get his insides torn out of his stomach by Satan's giant spikey firey ooze leaking cock, they wanna see him get pregnant and lay giant eggs, I've seen art of him shove the whole medigun up his cockhole while shitting out a giant turd, and that's just the everyday stuff. Nobody out-freaks the Medic likers. The Pyro fuckers might as well be getting off to handholding in comparison. Furries and latex? Fucking please.
>>748905532There are like 3.5 people working on this game left, being generous, and the game's code is layer upon layer of unmaintainable spaghetti. I wanna give these fags some slack because they could literally be working on anything else at Valve but they willingly choose to maintain this zombie game
>>748905464>reddit speakgo back nigger
>>748905938fucking what?
>Shit new maps>Shit new items>Can't find a matchYeah fuck this shit. Gonna rush bosses and then just troll on Ghost Fort.
>>748904487>>748906018samefagging jeet mad
>>748900226I really do miss the party boxes and how you could go on any sever running a haloween map and get them
>>748905938>>748906121Dude can you stop starting shit with everyone ITT
>fully green>no match in 10 minutesWHAT THE FUCK DO ANY OF THESE BARS EVEN MEAN
>>748906185They represent the amount of people who are queued for it, not the amount of players in servers running that map.
>>748905776Medicfags are at least fujoshi or gays. Or in the extreme case gurofags. Sure, they can take the crown maybe some gay shit, or boy on boy love. Medic x Heavy will go down in history.Meanwhile Pyrofags will always be #1 degens.The constant debate if it's a man or woman.The constant debate if it's inflated or just fat.Ain't no spy lining up to kiss the pyro in any imagination.The fanbase. (And how useless they are in MvM)The worst part The W+M1.
>>748906178i think this place may be a bit more your speed>>>/lgbt/
>>748905796Not even 3.5 people, one person, eric fucking smith doing janitor work whilst the others hypothetically developing the MVM update either end up with it being okay at best and utter dogshit if they do things horridly.I will never give these assholes on the development team any sort of good complements when they've had 10 years, TEN YEARS to make casual "better", ten years to unfuck the shitshow that was MYM's update but no they just kept going with jungle inferno which wasn't to their standards and then abandoned the game to an endless seasonal update hell.They have insane manpower when they want to make things, every other game they have showcases it with dota 2 and deadlock respectively and that is why this year long promised update needs to bomb, so just maybe this "spaghetti code" game gets the treatment it needs because they're not maintaining shit, they're slapping faggot fucking community fixes into the game and dumping emporium dogshit 3 times a year.
>they made zombie spy weaker because engineers kept complaining about getting 2-shot by a jumpscare spy
>>748906372Anon did I not just explain how that's not the case? Did I not just go on to elaborate how, no, Medicfags absolutely go to the extreme of weirdnessI think there's more Pyro freaks statistically than there are Medic freaks, because again, you're comparing a strange masked creature of ambiguous biology to a regular ol guy, that's to be expectedBut at their heights of degeneracy, Medicfags go the extra ten miles that Pyrofags just don't
>>748906641>>748906372no one cares what class in a videogame you roleplay as for your retarded fetishes you sorry-ass groomed losers
>>748906372>Ain't no spy lining up to kiss the pyro in any imagination.he does in mine
>>748906428Anyone left playing nu-fortress wasn't around for the prime era to begin with so there's no point in fixing something if the goysloppers who don't know better are the only ones who even care, I'm just here to complain about nu-fortress.
>>748907136>nu>goysloppers
>197 maps
>>748907136It's the exact opposite, people willing to continue playing this game are here for the long run and I mean people who've dumped a heavy amount of time.if you mean originalfags then yes they're gone, but they were pretty much gone for good anyways because I don't think there're much if any for the rare few exceptions, it's after the F2P update where you get the real autists of the game came in.The issue now is that there's no way to get this game fixed unless the update people are overhyping just fails miserably,>goysloppersjust call them cattle or the average retard and not this buzzword terminology but that aside; I couldn't care less about complaining about existing issues with the awful weapon changes or the era held by bad individuals (workshop hugbox niggers in a closed off group) in powerful positions since that doesn't effect things massively, casual does currently and quickplay being a first for priority is a no brainer because of it being a better gameplay system for the game, it won't save the game but fucking hell will it stop the slow bleeding of the game and reduce it massively, potentially gaining more long term autists like myself.there's no hype, no noise, nothing, I don't hear anyone hyping up seasonal updates anymore because people are getting fed up, this couldn't continue and something really bad needs to happen to make people snap at valve.
>>748906185Matchmaking has been down for a bit. I just gave up.
>>748907646>I hate having user-made maps to play in this source engine game I exclusively want to play a single map until the end of time
>>748907929I say this and do this 11 months out of the year
>>748907850Literally no one I know is still playing, and that means hundreds of people mostly pre-f2p but also after. You just sound like another newfag who hasn't been around for prime TF2 thinking that it'll suddenly turn around and not be shit some day.Trying to pass off quickplay as something good just exposes you as another clueless newfag who doesn't know how much it destroyed every community. I don't know why I even bother posting in these threads since it's just several layers of clueless goysloppers thinking they can lecture anyone.
>>748895469I haven't played TF2 in 10 years, but I have fond memories of it, especially Scream Fortress.
>>748907929Last time I played I thought I was in some goofy-ass cp_orange server but no, that was the default absolute state of TF2. I hate your shitty amateur worshop maps so much.
>>748907929evidently that is the case when most new maps become ghost towns after a week or two of being addedmeanwhile tf2 staples like 2fort and badwater continuously top the charts in popularity
>>748908407I personally love the new maps and I think people sticking to the old stuff is to be expected but it's not a sign that they're necessarily objectively better, just more beloved, and even when they're better it doesn't mean the new maps are downright badBesides, 2fort? Fucking 2fort? People treat that map like a lounge
>>748896194>pyro be like, srsly bruh i wear a gas mask so I can't smell you why you think i like farts
>>748906484and pyros suck now. a stupid anti movement goop that doesnt even slow down trolldiers and their exploding death doesnt do damage anymore the heavy adjustment hit or miss. throwing rocks to disable sentries and stun is neat but doesnt work well in choked areas
They never fixed the broken shading that shat all over the artstyle, I don't even remember when they ruined it but it was in some "optimization" pass because they kept adding shitty hats and unusual effects to the detriment of the effects and art that was already there, manniversary maybe?TF2 is just full of these careless mistakes that ruined the gamefeel in the art, audio and gameplay, I'd say it started when Dota 2 started being the main thing and cannibalized most development time.
>>748908676>Besides, 2fort? Fucking 2fort? People treat that map like a loungeI haven't played since 2012 and that's always been the case.
>>748908151>goyslopperoh it wouldn't turn TF2 from its shit state, it would cause it to become bearable when playing the vanilla ended experience that doesn't let you play uninterrupted for a good deal of time, that is what the reversion does and doesn't save the community server side because that's fucked forever nor will it ever come back to its true prime.Better yet why would you want community servers to come back to fruition when the TF2 community hasn't been ever fucking worse than it has now, the amount of power hungry assholes and egoistical narcissists have only grown higher, look at the "vanilla" TF2 community servers and it's full of mega autists or niggerish admins with shitty no bad word rules or things for the matter which is overall mind you.Quickplay is better than having casual in place because you nor I are getting back prime TF2 because the internet has aged just as much as the newer users have come in and brought along their faggotry, better yet community servers didn't tank until casual came along and just from that update alone everything went to shit, the signs were there before already but this took it to another level.>goyslopI don't care for the past that much anyways, merely a tool to use to make more educated opinions on what should be done now instead.
>>748908676I'm fine with new maps too but they add too many at a time now which always strains the casual matchmaking system.If we had a system like quick-play then even if these new maps became unpopular you'd still be able to play them by searching for one of the few servers playing on them and join directly. Otherwise you're probably going to be waiting a long time to join less popular maps via casual matchmaking.
>>748908769Yeah I know that's why I'm saying it doesn't count, it's not really that people "play" the map so much as they hang out in it >>748908796Bro can you stop fucking avatarfagging
>>748908407Works just fine in North America, I can get into basically any of the main gamemode rotation servers and routinely see a healthy population of players that prefer to add in newer maps like Odyssey, Redwood, Mojave, Abbey, Gavle, Mannhole, Boardwalk, Aquarius, Fulger, Patagonia, Fortezza, and the like. I can even get into servers in the alternative modes like PLR (not hightower) mannpower, and medieval, I do miss arena mode though. People dont exclusively live on 2fort, badwater, upward, and hightower, you need to actually queue for the other maps.If you live in a less populated area you have to deal with the taste of plebs that you live amongst.
>>748908762play the 360 version then :^)
>>748908718>spy being able to throw EMPs instead of engineergood, i like it, it's the mechanic he needed and it fits with his standard role>beaconseeeeeh, it's kinda stinky, who the hell even cares about picking your spawn or where you spawn when zombies are already so movement based>replacing the explosion with anti movement goofucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitwhen is it ever a good idea to replace fat localized damage with something that makes playing sluggish, it's actively unfun, i rather die than wade through the cum, this is not gonna be fun for pyros who can't go out doing big ass fuckoff damage nor players who have to sit in the pyro's fucking sludge for several seconds, it's not gonna do anything, it's not easier to deal with nor more effective it's just actively more obnoxious >>748908998i'm a euro and honestly i don't get the complaints about the game being inactive or being unable to find lobbies eitheri do just fine all the time
>>748908856>Bro can you stop fucking avatarfaggingwhen you provide me a good amount of reasons on what would actually save TF2 other than saying>it was better before quickplay and community servers were better (the internet was better back then also>uneducated masses of TF2's player base today are cattletell me what exactly you think can save the game, what can actually make it better and more consistent in driving more traction towards it or keeping people retained for the long run.Tell me whimsical "OLD TF2" knowing buzzword tosser on how to fix and make NU-TF2 better in the long run.
>>748909204>when youNo dickhead, not everyone is the same guy you're arguing with, you don't gotta hide your retarded behavior behind this ideological battle bullshit you think you're having, I'm not the one debating you I'm just calling you a loser
>>748908796TF2 community servers were literally all there was to it and most were vanilla, with !rtd and other meme trash being a minority. Unwanted players were already softly or directly gatekept out by moderation and every server I frequented was nice and professional, often literally managed by professionals, I'd certainly take that over any quickplay trash. Quickplay ruined the soft filter by constantly filling my favorite servers with complete randoms from different regions and languages that would never normally join those servers, that was the first punch that destroyed the community aspect of servers, with MyM destroying them entirely by siphoning players away and quickly turning them into ghost towns, which were then shut down shortly after. Subsequent updates did nothing to fix it and never will because those people are already gone.
>>748904295>>748903935why did trannies attack this anon?
>>748909551See and follow instructions >>748903935
>30 second responsewhy are trannies getting insecure?
>>748909307How about adding your two cents then, name calling means nothing in ripe discussion based activities.
>>748907929the matchmaker literally cannot handle people cueing for nearly 200 maps, it constantly fucking breaks or doesn't workthey need to be culled, some maps are completely dead
It seems like they get lazier with the new maps by the year, and it was already pretty lazy before
>>748909667what the hell are you whining about anon
>>748909772Friends roped me into trying it a few years ago and there was some horrendous venice map that was obviously some discord nepo's work. I can't imagine it being worse than that.
subhumans killed tf
>>748895469oh boyglorified mods larping as an update.
>Train rainWho the fuck designed this?
>>748909921Which ones specifically?>6v6compfags>hatfags>bronzefags>f2pfags>macfags (or rather, rarefags who went crazy about the exclusivity of the earbuds, later devolved into marketfags)>quickplayfags>ponyfags>MvMfags>MyMfags (also known as overwatchfags)
>>748909913Venice is bad, but at least tries to be its own thing. The new ones are either straight up reskins of old maps, or rehashes
halloween is a fun time of the year in this game because all logic and balance is thrown out fo the window, we're literally playing on maps where any rando can get crits on any weapon that shouldn't even be able to crit, any class can go invisible or jump and get behind enemy lines, throw fire, rain down mother fucking meteor storms on the enemy and so on... it's not supposed to be balanced it's supposed to be chaos and chaos is fun, letting go of the idea of balance and "fairness" and embracing the madness that is halloween is just in the spirit of the holy and complaining that a map or gamemode is unbalanced or unfair or chaotic is just dumb
>>748909524Meme trash would've eventually overtaken vanilla gameplay no matter what if tf2 was nothing but community servers, it's something of a natural development from the brain craving higher dopamine and the F2P update showcases that fact by the virtue of bringing in tons of new players.Your servers, in this hypothetical scenario where TF2 never got matchmaking but still ended up having its F2P update, would've had your server swarmed and slowly replaced by newcomers or coming in tourists no matter what because of the old guard eventually leaving no matter what or even with "professionals" because I know a few long standing "professionals" who now just don't give a flying fuck about the quality department.Gatekeeping in the long run when the floodgates are open to the masses is a fucking meme thrown around thinking it's actually try and true, this doesn't even work because newfags will always eventually slowly morph one's culture into something else over time; look at TF2's community scene, it's so fucking bad and was bad before but at least centered around the game. The anonymous messaging board here is a good example, newfags not respecting culture or standards whatsoever, let alone the moderators doing what they do.You may not like this but the F2P update was needed to ensure that this game survived in the long run, but what wasn't needed was casual, casual truly killed the game at its soul level and if it had just been left, yes it would've killed community servers SLOWLY as it already was but wouldn't have set the game for what it became now. I've seen community servers I played on gone from history and shut down after MYM, now that update spells worse for the few coming years potentially and I mean that.TF2's definitely going to die somehow and within a few years, that's why I want the problem child that has caused its decay to be addressed but will take the worst to happen for valve for that to happen.
>>748909772They should honestly stop adding new maps, we got enough of them already. To this day I still occasionally end up joining a new map I've never played before, only to find out it was added in a seasonal update a couple years ago and it simply has practically 0 players on it most of the time. If anything they should work on slight map reworks
>>748910295You left out "Consolefag who bought a PC later and went 'Hey, I remember that game from the Orange Box, let's give it a go'"
>>748910364I love the HHH because of this, just pure fucking chaos as you try to lure the thing to the other team after being tagged. The overall vibe is just very good too, I can't think of any other game that does halloween events this well, granted it's pretty much just been copy & pasted from last year for a decade now
>>748910295Writing this out made me remember the tradefag era of hats before the market, every server always had some faggot standing in the spawn trading and crafting shit instead of playing. Every update that distracted from the gameplay was always guarenteed to be shit and brought in endless votekick fodder.
>>748910547Do you have some biological need to doompost about everything you interact with?
>>748910740Nah I think maps in general and esp halloween maps have gotten better as people embraced gimmicks, not all gimmicks are good but embracing the idea that you CAN do new gimmicks and not just bog standard maps has been fun, before that it was all just copy pasted stuff but recently it's been getting good
>>748909772Game makes 24mil/month with no-one working on it since 2017. Small indie dev, please understand.
>>748910901And why is it that people who've spent more hours on a game more likely to sooner speak negatively about the game they play to bits than the ones who've barely spent any time on the same game but sing its praises?
>>748910547I know this sounds hard to believe to a newfag but TF2 used to be nothing but community servers and it worked out just fine and was in fact prime TF2, so your hysterical nonsense about what "would" happen doesn't match reality. I didn't even mind the F2P scrubs and they were just fun to tease and a healthy game should always have new blood, the structural damage causes by other changes were much worse, they ruined the very foundation of the game and its community building aspects. F2Pfags never left that liminal space of being a newfag because the game became shallow shadow of its former self.
>>748910901>defending mymfuck off compfag
>>748911126People will sooner remember the bad than the good.
>>748911386Oh I didn't read any of that, I just hate this avatarfag and his habits across the entire site
WHERES THE MVM UPDATE ERIC
>>748910117literally an april fool's map from 13 years ago
