40 years ago, the Ushiromiya family met on their private island, Rokkenjima, for their yearly reunion. The island was engulfed by a storm, leaving the family stranded, and unfortunately, when the seagulls cried, none of them were left alive.
lol he trans :^)
>Private secretive island owned by a wealthy old man into the occult who ran an orphanagewhat did 07 mean by this?
>>749030758>Billy Big-tits' awesome adventure.
>>749030683But two of them were left alive.
>>749030987>two
>>749030683YWNBAW
>>749030683Gluck gluck gluck
remember kids, never fuck a shitalian.
plump beato saggers
Remember that you can get banned on this board if you post objective evidence that the tranny shit that is supposedly in the game is completely made up by, you guessed it, trannies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElntJPFkXks
I've never played umineko but I have a folder of beatos
UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>749030683What was his problem again?
I have read Umineko and have multiple folders dedicated to Battler
>>749031881This is the first and last time I'll have a positive sentiment and/or agree with anything that has Erika's face slapped on it.
>>749032394Not enough BBC (Big Battler Cock)
>>749031881Erika rape correction
>>749032394A boy he had a crush on when they were like 11 disappeared for a few years after saying he’ll take him away from the island, considering Yasu is trapped there as a servant or whatever I haven’t played it since 2012. You’re meant to feel bad for him because of this.
Rosa is the culprit
>>749032720Always was.
>>>/b/attler+had+rough+unprotected+babymaking+sex+with+rosa+and+everyone+on+the+island+could+hear+his+wild+frantic+plapping
>>749032636You're also supposed to feel bad he had his penis taken away>>749031881Ya I mean they aren't LITERALLY a tranny in the most by-the-book definition. But it's funny troons like to identify with a guy who was mutilated and lied to and utterly mind broken into thinking he's a woman and then goes on a murderous rampage
>>749030683>Indirectly responsible for everything that happened.Not the plot twist I was expecting desu.Though in hindsight I maybe could have called it ahead of time
>It's another "unreaders spam the headcanon they read on tumblr 10 years ago" threadOne day we'll have a thread where only people that read the VN will post and it'll be great.
>>749033154the GOAT
My dick pounding Jessica’s puss puss was the bomb that blew up the island therefore it was my dick. If the game wasn’t all ages it would have shown it.
>>749031881that reminds me of how despite the whole thing about yasu's gender being purposefully ambiguous, the wiki has a section on lion's page specifically pushing that they were born a male JUST so they can be trans in the regular timeline, with evidence including a fucking RP tweet (because you know, ryukishi would totally reveal the answer to one of the biggest questions in the story through some offhanded comment in a fucking in-character Q&A on twitter)
>>749033154The trick to that is posting a thread with something that anyone who read it will recognise but not something people who only know about it in passing will
>>749033581The odds of that being successful are one in a quadrillion
>>749031304You're right, i'm so used to see Eva dying that i didn't count her. Three.
>>749034201i cant remember, who else survived other than battler and eva?
>>749034523They were the only survivors, anything else is conjecture
a few years ago when patching a hole in a wall before moving I left a sticky note behind a pokemon card taped to the support beam that said 'read umineko' and it keeps me awake at night
>>749034630Erika sexo
>>>/wsg/6243959
>save hundreds of pictures of this fat titty slut>find out he's a trannyThis is why you should only jack off to stuff you've played, I guess
Sex with Natushi!
>>749034846She isn't a tranny. Beatrice is a persona/magic entity that may or may not be created by a tranny; she had real tits unlike her "real" counterpart, as showed in the manga. Even her non-magic version tramny status is controversial, its a theory more popular among western fans.
The most fun I've had in my life was reading Umineko with some normalfag friends of mine.
>>749034846retard
Wtf? Why do people think Beato is a tranny?I read the VN and didn't get that impression at all.I thought Lion was a girl but dressed as a boy because Kinzo is an old fart and probably thinks only men can succeed him. Pretty sure he says at some point that women aren't fitting to be his heir to Eva.
>>749034846>>find out he's a trannyEven hotter
>>749030683old women sex
>>749034886based and hagpilled
>>749035256It's schizoposting anon, they literally don't know anything about the novel.
>>749035256Do you even have eyes?>Lion>Boy clothes>Masculine bodyHe's a dude, if it wasn't obvious by Kanon.He just though he was a girl because he had his genitals destroyed when he fell as a baby and Nanjo had to cut off his dick.
>>749035256Lion is a man. Kinzo would never make a woman his heir.
Umineko is Japanese Homestuck
>>749034846It's a biological female that sometimes fantasizes about having a little brother, which she then plays herself. She's not a tranny, and she was never male, that's what other trannies try to push into the writing, like how Naoto in Persona 4 is somehow a tranny despite everything in the game pointing the opposite way.
>>749035837This? Masculine?>>749035878He just might to spite all his other kids. Especially if he thinks its the reincarnation of his love. The lion things a mess anyways since its supposed to be the very rare theoretical case where things dont immediately go to shit. Maybe that involved being born a man in that specific time line?
>>749036197>He just might to spite all his other kids. Especially if he thinks its the reincarnation of his loveNo he won't. Roman emperors only did that shit when they literally went insane form lead poisoning.
>>749031881Say it in red
>>749032454
>>749036197Yes anon, first time with asian media?That's masculine in the pretty sense which is very popular there, never heard of bishounen?
