>>749073131You mean, "Bald, but either rich or else waking up as your favorite video game character.
I'm pretty sure my favorite video game character would have no trouble amassing large amounts of money in little time.
stop posting already
>>749073293Yeah, I had the same idea. Bald but rich seems stupid when I could be a Wizard.
>>749073131Imagine how many races I could win. I won't be broke for long.
>>749073131...what if my favorite video game character is Rich and not bald?
>>749073386Just assume it's a broke version of the same character.
>>749073131Broke and Helsie. I'd whore myself out to rich older men and make bank.
agp time already?
>>749073436What if being rich is the defining aspect of said character?
>>749073131I'm already bald and I own multiple Helsie skins on Fortnite.
>>749073512That doesn't make sense. Rich isn't a personality. You make it sound like your character is a bank. If not, the amount of money they have doesn't matter. Why can't you just say what the character is?
bald and rich>>749073337being a dnd wizard doesn't mean shit if the weave isn't real>>749073583check this man's comptuer
>>749073625What if the character I choose is capable of making himself rich Like what if that is his ability and what defines him as a person
>>749073781You mean like a Wizard? The character I chose was a Wizard. I'm sure you think you're very smart for beating the game, but I already named a Wizard.
>>749073625Its batman
>>749073459This but poor /v/irgin neets
>>749073847Why does Batman need to be rich? It's kind of absurd that you think a person needs to be rich to fight crime.
>>749073131>already broke>now I'm broke Miquella
>>749073906He needs all his tools and stuff. He pays for that to get made.
>>749073131>16 out of 10! in Bongland
>>749073827Also wait what I'd the character I choose allows me to become rich because of what he can do Is there something that would stop me from become rich after I make my choice?
>>749074165>Is there something that would stop me from become rich after I make my choice?Well, someone tried to add a clause that says>they lose their powers :)So, the homos here really want everyone to be bald. It's some crabs in a bucket shit.
How rich?Also I'd hate to wake up as Gordon Freeman.
>>749074042I got 50 with youe name on it anonJust come see me once you are Miquella ;3
>>749073131I don't want to actually be Sonic, just enjoy the games I like in his series and fan games.So bald + rich, I'm already bald so it's just an upgrade.Think more about your dichotomy choices next time
>>749073625Maybe his favorite character is Mr. Mo opoly or Scrooge McDuck.
>>749073131>Be Jeff Bezos or Cooking MamaIā¦ Iā¦
>>749073131Bald and rich. Then i use the money to keep commissioning new art or even entire games for my favorite character. Also not having to work sounds good too.
>>749073131Bald and rich so i can actually HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION WITH NO SPOILERS with someone who cosplays as my favorite video game character>Something you retards don't even know of
Not passing up the opportunity
>>749073131Rich in what implications? You didn't specify devil's are in the detail.... as always
>>749073131Losing your hair is literally the worst thing that can ever happen to you so I'd rather be broke but look amazing with really fuckin nice hair.what the hell is being rich going to do for me? if you picked being bald you're a retard.
>>749074659>Cooking Mama
>>749073131bald but rich, immediately. no questions about it.i would not want to live my favorite game characters life
>>749073131I'm already"rich" by the standards of almost anyone of my tragic generation but I'll go bald if it'll double it. I'll just get hair plugs.
>>749076312>I'm already"rich" by the standards of almost anyone of my tragic generationAre you? It's kind of funny that you're on 4chan with the rest of us. What kind of games do you play?
>>749073131I don't think I have a favourite videogame character and I'm afraid to know what I'd turn into if I chose the second option.
>>749073131Somehow i looked at this op pic and read the title and thought i read "wake up next to your favorite video game character"
>>749076462You're talking to Notch right nowyou show some respect
>>749076579Why would I respect Notch? I've never even played his garbage game. Notch should show me respect.
>>749073337Gale is nobody's favorite character.
>>749074281>Also I'd hate to wake up as Gordon Freeman.the question also is do you become them in image only or do you have their accumulated knowledge too?you could potentially turn gordon's knowledge into money
>>749075064Would you whore her/yourself out for money?
>>749073131For me? I wish my reply to kill you instantly.
>>749073131Id rather cum on her face.
>>749076847i have this power and say this
>>749073131>your favorite video game characterI don't want to be Cecil, Samus, Ryu, Ellie or ZavalaI've been shaving my head since I was 16, nobody will be able to tell, hell less for me to shave. I'll be bald and rich.
>>749073131WAKE UP AS MAKOTO
>>749073131>broke, but waking up as Princess PeachThere are few instances where I would choose baldness but making this board's resident AGPfags nuclear seethe because it could've been them might actually be worth it.
>>749073131>broke wake upleon kennedy nigga
>>749076695Tempting... Tempting...
I'd rather wake up sleeping next to me favorite female video game character.
>>749077073guys are all the same, wanting somewhere to cum. When I was younger plenty of guys came on my face even though I wasn't a girl.
