>"uppies"Would you deny your child uppies?
I'll never get a Doro IRL to give uppies to, so a transgirl is probably my best bet.
This makes apebrained posters fly into a berserk pedophillic rape mode
>>749146561>Plap plap plap plap plap spluuuuuuuurt
>>749146561The one time I gave any kid uppies I almost hit their head on the spinning ceiling fan by mistake. Luckily they were too young to realize it.
>>749146615Troons be heavy, anon. And the moment you try to lift them, you end up squeezing out axe-wound juice and liquid shit from their over-used assholes.
>>749146792You have some gross fantasies lil dude.
>>749146792Thanks for remind me of that video where the guy tries to lift his GF and he shits himself, causing her to retch.
anddd, that's enough 4chan for tonight
>>749146876Link me that one. Why did he do the 3shitty?
>>749146561As a dad: yes.Fucking walk, I've been carrying your for 2 hours already.Especially when we both know you will demand to get down and start sprinting the second you see a butterfly or whatever, you are not fooling anyone about being tired.
>>749146561Yes only so she can climb me like a mountain instead
>>749146901Only version of it I can find.https://9gag.com/gag/a0NKQxQ
>>749147394UghThanks though
>>749147394how does this even happen? and so explosively as well
>>749146929what if she's not tired at all and just wants to be closer to dad?
>>749147394grossthx for sharing
>>749147473that is what happens if you try to hold in poop while lifting a lot of weight sometimes.so always make sure you don't have to shit before you do exercise
>>749146561I miss the days when /v/ was full of young men when instead of old aging men lamenting that they can't have in children it was full of funny stuff like "fuck niggers and it was a badly drawn pic of duke nukem shooting a black guy with gold pistol made in ms paint".
>>749147528You need yung bluds but they ain't coming to forums anymore lil bro
>>749147565Even if they did its only to post sloppa
>>749147528I'm not lamenting shit.
>>749147528Same, but what can you do? The internet's homogenized via social media and everyone's too afraid of having their life ruined over something inconsequential.
>>749147565They are, but mods keep punishing them them for acting like how you should in an anonymous forum. Then there's the post hack captcha that killed any motivation for the dopamine addict gen z to even engage with the website.
>>749146615My niece does this, she well literally ask for uppiesShe cute :D
>>749147774Okay but I want a daughter or a surrogate GF that'll let me (even if they're trans)
>>749146561Why did he give the lolis those hips though
My mom is crippled so I actually might have to look after and take in my little niece now lol or just dump her into the care system,
>>749147859Body type built for uppies
>>749147528
>>749147929>just dump her into the care systemYou aren't that evil right?
>>749146792that's why you need one who still has the gock! instead of blood she'll spray cum on you :)
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>>749147929What happened to your sib?
>>749146561>uppieswhy do crackers speak like this? same with shit like meemaw and pappaw, and calling their kids peanut.
>>749146561Can you breed your daughters too in this?
>>749147859Perfectly shaped to get upright automatically once you start cunt-punting them to destination for faster migration.
