Taste the pain!
Ooohh boy(fast)
>woman fighting multiple menWoke slop
>>749152349It's the player character, wtf do you expect
>>749152349Why does every time a fictional woman in a game is seen beating up men in a video so many of you get so sensitive? Is it because you are weak little faggots? Its not like they are arm wrestling or she is bench pressing more than them. It is within the realm of possibility that a woman who knows how to fight could be capable of beating up a man.
>>749154525>It is within the realm of possibilityMaybe in your tranny fantasy
>>749153734>oh no i have been humiliated by le jews because i like obra dinn and Tomb raider dark underworld
>>749154748It's within i the realm of possibility in gta where they are doing and furious shit and Jason will probably beat up guys twice his size
h-hayai desu!
I had the displeasure of talking to a guy that has the usual /v/'s talking points but IRL. He kept going about how he was so smart for not buying a game poisoned by feminist writing and that the people buying it were dumb as fuck.
>>749154989you are dumb as fuck, li'l nigga
>>749154989he was right
>>749152349>every woman after she takes one self defense martial art class be like
>>749155101>>749155118he wasnt even right, he thought the women's day photo for RDR's developers was the whole Rockstar team. He's just gullible and eats up everything that matches his ideas.
>>749155286he's more correct than you, you are a fag who is willing to submit to womentake your own motherfucking life right now, bitch
>>749154989He might not be smart but he is smarter
>>749155316You sound like some sort of low iq thirdworlder. Why should we care what you have to say?
>>749155316my chin receded just from reading that
>>749154989but you are dumb as fuck for buying this slop. you are cattle
>>749155286These are the best kind of schizos/retards. Everything they see is instantly true with zero proof if it aligns with their preconceptions. You can get some seriously hilarious stuff if you get them to sperg out. I recently talked to a guy like this who was adamant psychology established by CIA as a plot to discredit people who caught onto conspiracies, tasers can used to erase memories and medicine contains nanomachines to control your thoughts. These were his most NORMAL takes on stuff.
>>749154989are you gonna be okay??
>>749155538Psychology was established by CIA* (and its all a hoax as well)
>>749152916first thing i thought of too
>>749152349Chuds think that>stealing a jetpack from Area 51>getting brainwashed by a voodoo witch>getting turned into an animal by a voodoo witch>using a motorbike to launch yourself to a flying helicopter and then entering itAre realistic things. But a woman being able to beat a man is fantastical and woke.
>>749155546you could have just called a faggot or something but you decided to type all that cringe
best part is schizos in these threads conflating GTA VI with actual feminist slop like Laufey and stuffrockstar is much closer to weeaboo shit than they think
>>749152349genuinely awful>guy to right just watches and drops his guard>men overpowered by a fat torta
>>749155735can't read, Amerigroid mutt animal subhuman?
>>749152349Incredibly cringe. The only way this would ever make sense is if she burgermaxxed and became like 300lbs. Might have some weight behind those punches then.
>>749155775
>>749155805
>>749154748Here you go, jeet
>>749155829you know defending troons makes you worse right
>>749155869heil Hitler, you subhuman Jewloving freak
>>749155657Being punched by a woman doesnt hurt lmao
>>749155916there is no more jewish activity than promoting troons in society.
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSAAASSS QUEEEN SLAYYYYY
Most modern 'men' are soft little social issue dough boys fighting for daddy, they couldn't even fight their way out of a paper bag.
>>749155657
>>749155829>>749155775Kys reddit brownoid
>>749156232but action hero woman is part of the action movie/game genre, anon.
>>749153734what
I guess it's because I'm old but I remember GTA1 being so barebones that half the playable characters were women but it didn't really matter, or how Catalina was the primary antagonist in GTA3, and that GTAO/RDO let you make a woman character, so having a playable woman in the main story doesn't really seem that big a deal to me.
>>749157096You're right, it's just that "X is ridiculous so accept Y" isn't good logic
>>749152349Yeah they'd beat the shit out of her like a ragdoll. They should make her gameplay different to Jason, and make melee combat really hard to win even in a 1v1, and have her resort to weapons to win, or run away and avoid fights.
>>749158019these are the people that say having a gas mechanic is boring btw
>thread full of actual Andypants fans Lmao. EVERYTHING IS WOKE ITS ALL WOKE AND MY DIAPERS ARE FILLED WITH POOPOOWAHHHH I AM SUCH A SENSITIVE LITTLE PUSSY I SPEND ALL DAY CRYING WOLF ON THE INTERNET
>>749154525retard
>>749154989powerful, you are so brave
I am so thankful I am not as insecure and easily felted as you faggots are. You spend all day crying about shit online. Pussycoded
>>749158461>literally whoI’m nooticing that leftoids follow more chud influencers than most chuds do
>>749156232false equivalence>All the other fast and furious hollywood shit is okay but this one and only this one is not
>>749158765You only speak in buzzwords. Telltale sign of a low IQ. If you respond to this you lose.
>>749157846It's all about rules of the universeit would be silly to have badass female in something like training day where things are as grounded as possible but not in some Jason Statham movie because it almost feels like a cartoon movie
>>749154989this is almost as believable as that reddit post where xey said they convinced a bunch of chuds at starbucks that veilguard was actually good or some shit
>>749159184I always find that stuff really weird because irl people care very little about woke or chud media
>>749155657yes, none of those are as immersion breaking as the last
>>749155805>>749155829Could both of you faggot niggers go back to xitter?
>>749159184granted, it was through voice chat and it was the friend of a friend of mine, but it was real.
>>749157096And if I decided to watch a movie called "2021 bmw 5 series 530i with optional head seating in the shire" I wouldn't be surprised to see it there. But I probably wouldn't go see that, so I appreciate being told that it's there so that I can avoid it.
>>749159596heated* seating
>>749159596Apples and oranges, pal
>>749154989Unlike the rest of these faggots I have to agree with you, miserable niggas who's idea of a game to talk about at work is factorio
>>749159596Im saying your car example doesnt work here.
>>749152349Does anyone have the ukraine girl soldier gif where they are complaining about being involved in the war and why are they here this is a man's job. The closest human history has ever gotten to women actually being in combat beside one dyke sniper at Stalingrad
>>749154525>Why does every time a fictional woman in a game is seen beating up men in a video so many of you get so sensitive?Because the most obese basement dwelling out of shape 4chan poster would beat the living shit of 99% of women out there. Also because it's presented as being realistic. You idiots mock scrawny men for not being strong but then turn around and gape your faces with the soi face whenever you see this thin armed woman punch men 2 times her weight.>>749155864>most summer days are really hot>but what about this one here when it rainedThanks for confirming that only leftist troons use "brown" and "jeet".
>>749155657Kek
>>749155864kek
>>749162078>"It's impossible for it to rain in summer">"Here's day where it rained in summer">"OH MY GOD THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING THAT'S AN ANOMALY WHY DO LEFTIST PRETEND THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THINGS?!"
>>749152349Looks hot
>>749152916T-t-t-take that
>>749162078You sound like a faggot
>>749158461Is anyone supposed to know who that is?
>>749154343I expect realism from the most expensive game ever made
>>749152349a man could do this either so I don't see the problem
>>749164934It's fucking GTA, the game doesn't work when the playerchar can't do anything.
>>749164934>GTA>Realism
>>749164934retard
>>749165086couldn't* even
>>749158765they seriously do. I wouldn't even know half the regular ecelebs by name if it wasn't for someone routinely sperging out about everything they say then coming into threads to talk about it.
>>749164934>I expect to lose every fist fight
>>749157096Yes, the "200 million dollar box office bomb" cinematic universe. All female actions leads flop.
>>749152349Booty jiggle.
>>749154525its not even like the unsharted thing where its a cutscene or an NPC handledly taking on two men, this is a fucking playable character. if these retards are so offended by it just have her stay still and get wailed on while you jackhammer your shriveled meat, what the fuck kind of retarded niggers bitch that the game isn't forcing the player to lose every fight for like half the time while playing one of the two main characters.
>>749164934"The more expensive the game, the more realistic it should be"- /v/eddittor's school of game design.
>>749167254>R* could only afford to animate one ass cheek
>>749153734>capital j
>>749154525Glowies desperately need all impressionable young men to be as overwhelmingly validated as possible so the psy ops keep working. So far it's extremely effective because threads like this always have life, it's always the same thing, and anyone trying to question it gets told to fuck off. Yet, after years and years of everyone here supposedly having a brain, on a site that used to do shit like chanology no less, you never have enough people asking "what gives?" to threads that are at least arguably fabricated to maintain any momentum.
>>749169229correct, I find it pathetic when The Enemy is not named properly
>>749154525She's not fighting dirty and tattoo man is no slouch with muscle. She's not going to be trading blows. She needs to go for throat hits and other dirty moves, and she needs to get punished even when blocking a foe with that much strength to mass difference.Even Michael had to use jump cheat blocking to beat muscle women in IV, yet somehow Lucia can defeat opponents like that with ease.
>>749155864You forgot the strength to mass charts. Also, that outlier was a 46,x,y DSD. Are you saying Lucia is intersex?
>>749164934Then pull out a gun when you're playing as her in that scenario
>>749152349they'd just grab her hair and force her to the ground kek
>election tourists rush in to cry about a videogame not being realistic
>>749155657It's comparative to how they had the protags fight in GTA 5. Michael couldn't outrun a gymrat female without using jumping exploitings and blocking, but they didn't balance anything for girl boss because women can do what men can do in high heels. Trailer proves exactly this point.
>>749152349He didn't go down though. He tanked it like a he should. Is there more?
Personally, I will only be playing as Lucia to change her outfit, take her to the gym, and have her eat as much as possible
>>749158105It definitely removes the arcade aspect and turns it into a simulator. Next we'll have a shit and wipe mini game.
>>749152349>>749152916she's the definition of a chompsky honk, right?
>>749162078Lucia is a trained fighter. It's believable that she could beat out of shape and/or untrained men. The issue is the men in that video aren't out of shape, and they have decent muscle mass. They are moving as a group, so they are obviously trained at least as common street thugs would be.
ITT: golems infighting
>>749169158The other one is flexed, but it's also not believable to sit that kind of jiggle in the unflexed glute because she is wearing denim. It's unrealistic and an attempt to capture cooooomer brain with an ugly ass torta.
>>749170217implying you'll have a choice, they will force you to play her for some segments, guaranteed
>>749154989He was right about everything. Now fuck off tranny.
>>749163067if she is so good at fighting that she can go toe to toe with multiple strong men then she should just do MMA, become world champion, and become a billionaire without doing anything illegal. then, proceed to men's division and become a top contender if not world champion there as well.
>>749169509glowniggers are on the other train, retard. They are dependent on men seeing women as equally valid. The FBI kneels to trannies and BLM.
>>749169809meant V
>>749169509Glowgger moment
>>749154525Real talk:No one complains when bayonetta beats up a dude.No one complains when zelda gets a weapon in the musou spin-offs.No one complained when the often-forgotten heavenly sword girl did crazy shit.What do those games have in common? No, they're not all japaense.They're not realistic.GTA is trying really really fucking hard to look as real as possible, so those animations look extremely jarring.
>>749155657A woman doing those moves looks really jarring in GTA.It looks fine in saints row 2.GTA just isn't a good fit for this sort of crazy unrealistic action.
>>749169229>trying to trick people into using the wrong grammarWe're on to you ESL
>>7491545251. the protagonist does not have enough aura to pull this off2. the game is aspiring to realism but this isn’t realistic, and it would be more satisfying if it were actually realistic(Lucia has to resort to weapons/alternative gameplay to fight effectively)3. in the big 26, everyone has girlboss fatigue and major issues like birthrates/gender divide/decline of culture /low wages/unhappiness are blamed on the entities that pushed for women to join the workforce 4. while this is a gameplay mechanic, it usually is paired with empowerment characters/writing/themes/tone that everyone dislikes
>>749152916fpbp
>>749152349That look kinda animation heavy (and latency heavy) for what it feels like 2 button inputs TOPS
>>749153734Jews are lords for a reason.
>>749170985Saints Row 2 was meant to be goofy, so all things are allowed. They just started going bonkers goofy after.
>>749170519fag
>>749152349Will she smother people with her ass?
>>749170985You never played a GTA then.
>>749154525Because unless you're in the top 1% of women bodybuilders the average untrained man would destroy you
You guys are genuinely some of the biggest fucking pussy losers in existence. Nothing but miserable seething fags.
>>749171959Good thing a videogame is a power fantasy and not real life.
>>749172227>Good thing a videogame is a power fantasyYou never played a game troon
>>749172105shalom
>>749172105
>>749152349how can she slap????
>>749172105Every time I pre-order GTA VI, one woman (male) has sexual intercourse with me.
>>749153734>immediately thinks of jews in a GTA thread/pol/ has seriously destroyed the minds of young men
>>749172105you want me to become like Winston, that I accept this like you
>>749164934I better see day 1 complaints about a usable minigun then
>>749169809You'd have a point if she was actually trading blows. She didn't get hit. Feel free to call me retarded if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that she's weaker than Jason
>>749172416>>749172562>>749172778you retards act like you don't do the say NPC shit you accuse normalfags of. You can't think your yourselves, you regurgitate nothing but shit you see online and are permanently plagued with victim mentality as if you're always being personally attacked when the vast majority of you are fucking losers because you choose to be. Anyone disagrees and it's just Kike kike kike nigger nigger nigger. In a sane world you'd just be killed for being malignant tumors on society.
>>749173960>In a sane world you'd just be killed for being malignant tumors on societyAt least you're self aware you creature
>>749173960kill yourself, Jew
>>749173960Shalom brother
>>749173824She blocked and didn't wince from a haymaker windup punch.
>>749173960>In a sane world you'd just be killed for being malignant tumors on society.Mindless consumer drones like you are some of the biggest cancers on earth
>>749152349Okay, let's brainstorm a way to keep it realistic, while also letting a female MC be actual playable. Just make her have to equip a weapon to fight, like Brass Knuckles or since she's a latin criminal: a Knife. She can even throw out a joke like:>Good thing I'm a female, the criminal charges are lesser.Better yet, make it so she can only get so fit, capped below the Male MC and then she has to take Self-Defense class (Maybe from a crazy feminist who likes stabbing the practice target in the balls), or upgrade her knife to increase her melee damage. Maybe the Male MC can block more, but she's a bit faster at dodging but can take less damage before dying.
>>749153734You could replace dajuz with cthulhu or odin allfather and you'd be as correct
>>749171406this
>>749174836They make her knockout damage incredibly low, and she still takes damage and momentum changes reflected in the animations from blocking male/bigger opponents.A knife angle is good though because her striking has to be deadly in melee, she can even learn one of the SA knife fighting arts. Essentially, it's an easy fix where Lucia can't be used to knockout opponents in direct confrontation unarmed. The slight exception would be stealthed where she would use a sap or blackjack.(some type of equalizer to Jason's natural melee), otherwise, chance of chokehold escape from her on those opponents is much higher than Jason for example. This also gives you the Lucia melee challenge achievements because of said difficulty in opponents. Now where do I get my money for fixing your game?
>>749152916Frittata...
>>749152349Complaining about video game characters being able to do unrealistic things is probably the absolute worst argument misogynistic right wingers have ever thought up. I dont know why anyone dignifies them with a serious response
>>749175681>unrealistic thingsOnly when it's politically convenient
>>749174669The magic of Hollywood and videogames. Blocking negates all force
>realism>in a game where you rob banks in 2026
>>749174704>mindless consumer droneYou act as if just because I don't think "OH WOMAN BAD" means I'm buying the game, which makes you even more fucking stupid. I couldn't give less of a fuck about GTA, it's not even coming to PC for years most likely. You fags just are utterly irrational in your impotent incel rage against a woman being in anything. None of you even have an argument, you just scream jew like you're a robot.
>>749174836You can't really do realism. IRL any one of those three guys should be able to instantly tackle her, and unless she's a competition level fighter (wrestling, mma, women's boxing or something) she's going to lose. But that's also true of most any normal looking male MC if there's two guys; dont try to fight two guys IRL, you will get your shit stomped. You can give her a knife but realistic knives are wickedly deadly and the problem becomes getting oneshot by every enemy with a knoife, usually by a fast bleed DOT that doesn't expire on its own until you run out of blood.Just give her 20% less damage and 20% more hitpoints (some bullshit about women having higher pain tolerance due to childbirth) and move on. It will always look dumb when she takes on a 6'3" meathead and wins but it is in fact a bideo game and the 'dragon is ok but this isn't?' retards are actually somewhat right on this one; the conceit of GTA isn't that there's elves and dwarves, but that you can be a cool criminal and do all the crimes until they send the army after you and not end up face down in a pool of your own blood 100% of the time. Being able to fight some dudes as a girl is a reasonable part of that package, specifically for GTA.
>>749175681Inconsistency is the problem. Michael had to use gimmicks to be the gymsis in GTA V, and this one is going for even more realism. Nobody complained about females doing male actions in Saints Row 2 because it wasn't aiming for realism.
>>749175775It's no so easy a brush off if you include a muscle system and a male protagonist because now you have a consistency and realism problem, especially from your own marketing of the world.
>>749174836>Okay, let's brainstorm a way to keep it realistic,Keep it like it is and add a few more guys for her to beat while you cry about it.
>>749175681kill yourself, Jew
>>749176215You also don't have to change your engine oil or clip your toenails. Sure it's inconsistent but it's realistic until it gets in the way of the game
Right wingers are so completely poisoned with culture war shit to the point they can no longer have fun with video games. Everything has to be realism slop or it is woke dei propaganda.
>>749173960>you don't do the say>You can't think your yourselves
>>749176378Slighty true. We're not talking about the minor annoyances, which they also advertised like a fuel system, and physical guns and loadouts on the toon. We're talking about a physical reality, not a maintenance issue.
>>749152349>Nonstop threads about Jason being autistic and a cuck and Lucia being a naggy bitch who can beat up menAt this point, I'm starting to believe the "angry" chuds are the real hype men behind this game
>>749176635Being unable to fistfight in GTA very explicitly makes the game worse. Physical reality stops mattering at some point
>>749177139It's how it is every time. Chuds are just useful idiots for advertisers.
>>749177145I can go with the common trope about cucking Jason. You can just always choose to play Jason, chud.Or, it just means you have to adjust Lucia's unarmed abilities and force her to use a shiv when needed, as already discussed.
>>749153734GTA 6 raped this board beyond recognition, and it's funny. Still pre ordering it, you can dilate your clitties under this post
>>749177291>you can just always choose to play JasonTell that to GTA V
>>749167160>All female actions leads flop.Yeah like Resident Evil, Metroid, Nier, Stellar Bladeright?
>>749155538And guess what, he is right about everything.
>>749175929tl;dr
>>749177570GTA 6 will flop in two more weeks, xir
GTA is simply not realistic enough to have this conversation Methhead retard trevor was beating up buff cholos left and right
The ass jiggle every time she moves makes the idea of a woman beating multiple men in hand-to-hand combat even funnier
>>749177510Spot on. I agree. I was just spouting the marketing shill trope because it's what they do to minimize criticism.
>>749177291>I can go with the common trope about cuckingwhats up with anti-GTA schizos and cuckoldry
>>749178196They were writing cuck fanfic before trailer 1
>>749177907Trevor is also male, 6'1, and 206 lbs with low body fat. Meatheads can't necesarry take a hit, even if they have a high likelihood of being able to dish one.
>>749178196Are prostitutes in game?Were Arthur and Michael both cucks?
>>749178196Political extremists in any direction end up obsessing over and fetishizing the things they're supposed to hate.
>>749178426Yeah there areYou can grab asses and tits And no both you and your wife cheating is not cuckoldry
>>749178426>Are prostitutes in game?Yeah>ArthurNo>MichaelYeah
>>749178441w-wrong
>>749152349Only slightly more absurd than a scrawny middle aged meth addict being able to beat up young men in their primes.
>>749152349Wait. That pudgy orc is the MC's love interest? That's who they're fawning over?
>>749155546>>749155775Anti-GTA schizos are all subhumans kek>>749169158>>749170519>butt and tit jiggle physics on the biggest AAA game of all time is now badKek
>>749178586>And no both you and your wife cheating is not cuckoldryPolyamory of any flavor is cuckoldry.>>749178598>Arthur not a cuck.Did Arthur go about running errands and feigning over his love interest, Mary Linton, after she rejected him and started fucking and even married another man?At best, he was a simp like Frankling.
>>749178586>Yeah there areSource? PEGI only mentioned strippers.
>>749178862>Did Arthur go about running errands and feigning over his love interest, Mary Linton, after she rejected him and started fucking and even married another man?I know you have a cuck fetish, but no that's not cuckoldry because he left her to continue being a criminal and she moved on with her life
>>749178850>Physics applied like jelly to inappropriate models and textures is a good thing.Boingie boingie boing
>>749167254hot
>Fucking cause a massive schism with GG and Anita Sarkessian>/v/ ends up eating this ideological slop up cause le Latina make me coom
>>749178949>>Physics applied like jelly to inappropriate models and textures is a good thing.>Boingie boingie boing
>>749178927>Just let another fuck the woman you love and continue just loving her.He returned to her after her husband was ill, and expected nothing from her while running her errands. Absolute cuckoldry.
>>749178787Porn addict virgins here will worship anything. Everyone else (sex havers) can see the disgusting miscegenation implied by that pairing.
>>749179006yeah im pre ordering gta 6how can i make your clitty dilate harder
>>749179038No, that's not cuckoldry. Stop projecting
You can call me fragile, you can call me stupid, you can call me fascist. But you can't make me give you my money.
>>749155657>comparing 3d GTA to nowExcept modern GTA (outside of Online) is all about faggot realism and being RDR 1 and 2 levels of detailed. 4/5/6 do not equal to 3 VC and SA.Nobody has a problem with it in GTA Online or as other anons say Saints Row(classic) because it fostered an enviroment of absurdity similar to classic GTA, although it falnderized to hell and back with the flying bikes and orbital lasers.
>>749154989I think that was me. I always talk about that with strangers.
>>749179239Kek. If another man fucks the woman you love by her choice and you continue supporting her, that is by definition cuckoldry.
>>749179116>hey we need you to shill this game for us>how?>say you dont like it, the culture war will take care of the rest>Ok>ANIT SARKESSIAN DOESNT LIKE GTA>Sone. Thanks for the 10 grand
>>749179290>Except modern GTA (outside of Online) is all about faggot realism and being RDR 1 and 2 levels of detailed.
>>749179390What games do you play?
>>749170402>It's believable that she could beat out of shape and/or untrained men.It isn't. You guys don't understand how lacking women are in upper body strength compared to even the weakest and most untrained men. The gulf is massive.
>>749179387That is not, in fact, the definition of cuckoldry
>>749154525>Why does every time a fictional woman in a game is seen beating up men in a video so many of you get so sensitive?This is not an honest question, and you are not an honest actor.
>>749179405They moved all the mysteries and alien stuff to Online and never bothered to finish it up in SP. So thanks for affirming what I said.
>>749152349>me in the yellow shirt
>>749179618>They moved all the mysteries and alien stuff to Online
>>749179507Indian tier post.Can't even see how marketized culture war contrarianism has become. So you say.>what game do you play???? To try and deflect.
>>749179702>posts Red Dead Redemption in a GTA threadDesperate.
>>749179756>doesn't play videogamesCan't say i'm surprised>>749179802>posts Red Dead Redemption in a GTA thread>>749179290>Except modern GTA (outside of Online) is all about faggot realism and being RDR 1 and 2 levels of detailed
>>749179831>can't read>Red Dead Redemption levels of detailed>levels of detailed>not realism>detailedDesperate.
this game is gonna be a banger and it makes them mad
>>749180006I hope that's a CBR1000R-RRI want to make my bike in GTA
>>749179554It's not a stretch of the imagination too much to see a trained female like Cyborg beat an untrained male within her weight class or lower most of the time. Obviously, the term untrained means never trained because an ex- anything combat related isn't likely to be a pushover even if they have a dad bod now. Still, knives, taking damage and animation changes while blocking, and low (and capped) nonlethal damage when using Lucia to fight is all still within the realm of fixes.
>>749175681>>749176534All right wingers are mentally 15.
>>749176534>>749180310Contrarian grifters in these threads are not right wingers
>>749154989And then everyone clapped
>>749180373So true "sis"
>>749179049I thought you greasy weirdos were all about finding Asian wives since white women are impure or some other cringey shit. Get your talking points straight
>>749180580>finding Asian wivesYes, not some torta skank
>>749152349God I hope they allow full nudity for pcs, and don't chicken out like cyberpunk and put censorship panties during butthole winking angles
>>749180703>not some torta skankSweet, more torta meat for me, then!
Noooo, a woman doing things! My fragile chud ego!
>>749179049>greasy faggot that spends all day every day making up AI prompts of blacked cuck porn about GTA 6 and seething in its threads>pretending to have sex
The same faggots who complain about this play modded Skyrim and turn their dragonborn into fat titted beauty queens who are fighting dragons
>>749152349I won the lottery with this game. Been a gta fan since day one so I'm excited no matter what but rockstar have handed me a wmlf biker serial killer simulator on a platter. They've added sim elements, probably not to the autistic level I would like but still cool. I'm am going to cum from how much fun I have playing it, but the real prize is the authentic, spastic, seethe it causes to retards on 4chan. I will be eating good well into the new year and beyond.
>>749164934No you don't.
>>749180826>>749180907>>749180956>>749181056When the foids win the war and you faggots are stuck forced to walk on all fours with a ballgag in your mouths and getting flogged by your woman masters, you'll wish you had done something about it while you still could
>>749154525What percentage of guys here do you think have realistically even been in 1 fist fight? They're right that a 115 lb latina woman would get bodied by the average semi-athletic guy, but so would they.
>>749180826>Lucia's nipples subtly protunding
>>749154525Because it's a lie, and this shit constantly being piped out to the retarded masses is why there are so many videos of 120lb bitches brainwashed into trying to square up with grown men and getting rocked.
>>749170227>arcade aspectV babbys make me sick. Just because rockstar fucked up the driving in V doesn't mean they haven't always strived to be the bleeding edge of immersive gameplay.
>>749181210I thought they were too weak to fight men. How are they gonna win a war?
>>749181254>Because it's a lieSo are immortal bank robbers, zombies, aliens etcYou retarded newfaggots sound exactly like a psyop from Vice or some shit saying this nigger shit about female protagonists in vidya >>749177512
>>749154525>Why does every time a fictional woman in a game is seen beating up men in a video so many of you get so sensitive?Why does every mention of it get you so sensitive?
>>749152349>Brown retards with shitty hair and body full of tattoosForget about the woman shit. Why all the NPCs in this game look so fucking disgusting?
>>749181310The CULTURE war, you retarded troon
>>749181459You can't beat punches with culture anon
>>749181419>>749181459Anti-GTA fags legitimately sound like they life off some kind of schizophrenia welfare
>>749181210Holy MEDS
>>749181306I was talking about extra tedium through management of resources, but driving in V was easy too. Too much tedium makes it a job. If the game becomes another job or a second life with it's bleeding immersion, then it isn't worth playing. I have enough duties and responsibilities than to babysit in-game mechanics.
>>749181426It's an urban area or produced by urbanites. What would you expect? It's developed by people that live in fent zombieland.
Why does right wing fear mongering always sound like deranged fetish shit?
>>749181783I don't think it's as big a deal as everyone expects
>>749181532>>749181564>>749181673Go on and remain slaves to the matrix, you bunch of pussywhipped cattle. Wait until the plot of GTA 7 is three women protagonists trying to get revenge on the one nigger who impregnated them all
>>749181993>unprompted blacked cuck fetish
>>749152349Sure is great they all wait around to attack her in turn
>>749170227>>749181783If you played videogames you would know Mafia 2 had that mechanic and it was just a little gimmick to do every once in a whileBut you don't play games and just dilates on /v/ 24/7
>>749181993Hey man, I'm not the one afraid of being beaten by women. That's all you
>>749181993Is there something you'd like to tell the class, anon?
>>749182092I didn't like the Mafia series. I was even slightly interested in it.
>>749182165wasn't
>>749181783If it makes you feel better, the immersive elements will be no where near as in depth as they could be so you will still be able to enjoy a cheeky sesh without the wife riding you too hard. Just don't let her see you hold hands with lucia
>>749181993>gta Charlie's Angels spoof with ethnically diverse girlsyes pls
>>749182305>Hold hands with LuciaThat's not going to be a problem. I'm not particularly and never have been interested in romance games. The Japanese do that far better for the purpose those games would serve for me anyways.Still adding physique, food, fuel, relationship, wanted level, overall criminal monitoring (whatever that is) just seems like a lot of tedium for wanting to run out and do stupid shit. A lot of maintenance to blow off some steam.
>>749182942just drop a save and do whatever you want
>>749183013He will find a way to complain about it too
>>749164934I agree with you 100%, and I like that other anon's reply. If you want to RP, simply refuse to fight when playing as the goblina. No female with a gun IRL would get into a fist fight with a man.
>>749181374>So are immortal bank robbers, zombies, aliens etc So where's the parody in this obvious feminist self-insert fantasy?
>>749183385>So where's the parodyThe whole game is a parody of AmericaIt's GTA, you retarded nigger.
>>749183013Restarting every rampage run ruins the randomness if the start location is the same every time. Not to mention all-nighter runs now also have to cope with sleep deprivation for optimal performance. That's not to mention that sometimes going on long story runs now have this management issue, so finishing the game will always be a slog, regardless.
>>749183476>the whole game is a parodyExcept Lucia Caminos
>>749183510Then use cheat codes
>>749180118The nose is way too slanted. I remember GTAO having a fair few bikes, there'll probably be something for you
>>749183747To bend the game to my will with mods and cheats, means I have to be invested enough to care. What have they done that is worth being excited about other make more hoops to jump through, and add unnecessary mechanics with immersion breaking whenever they deem necessary for the sake of the game, like Lucia's fighting capabilities?
>>749183992Then don't play the game you faggot>>749183878It's the Dinka Double-T in V but it lacks customization options, hope it comes back on VI
>>749183510you sound like sheldon in big bang theory
>>749183737Including Lucia, play videogames
>>749184138>Including LuciaNot really
>>749182942>physique, foodJust ignore them. I promise you won't die if you don't eat>relationshipIt's optional>wanted levelYou've basically got the gta 4 search area combined with a glorified pay n spray escape>criminal monitoringProfile? That's just how clean or violent you act when committing crimes. I don't expect much besides npc comments and a few story mission changes
>>749184237Yes really, like all GTAs
>>749183510>muh optimal performanceHave you tried not being a meta slave?
>>749184309>like all GTAsWhich GTA game has a female protagonist?
>>749154525Because women need to be the athletic black cat or woman who wanted to fuck the hulk sleek fighting style or have superpowers to look good fighting men. Unless she's a muscle mommy like the amazon or chun li, it looks retarded if she's brawling with men without either characteristic. You can John Wick any man with enough confidence, but Jane Wick will never work.
>>749182942>Still adding physique, food, fuel, relationship, wanted level, overall criminal monitoringRDR2 had all of those btweven GTA SA>>749184534GTA 1, play videogames
>>749167254I deserve a Latina butt on my face
>>7491845871>GTA 1Why are you lying?
>>749184587The female protagonists in 1 can't even knock out NPCs with their punches.Check mate
>>749184587>RDR2 had all of those btw >even GTA SA And it was tedious back then too
>>749184909You could also ignore them
>>749184302>relationship is optional You don't have a choice, it's by design
>>749184739I'm not>>749184763>The female protagonists in 1 can't even knock out NPCs with their punches.No one can>>749185086You do, as i told you the last 10 times you posted this
>>749185053You can't turn them off, that's what makes it tedious
>>749184302>It's optionalIt's optional as far as your choices will matter. Which is to say it will be the same as every other time your choices mattered in a Rockstar game. Like GTA 4, RDR, RDR2, etc.In other words your choices don't matter and it won't be optional. You will get a few missions where you can shoot A or shoot B, and the game will come to a halt and emphasize that it is giving you this choice. This choice will give you a few lines of dialogue which are slightly different in a cut scene which will play out the same regardless. Exactly how Rockstar has always pretended you can "choose" how to complete the game.
>>749185135>You doYou can't turn it off>like the last 10 timesAnd you have yet to provide proof about being optional, but I know you won't
>>749184587SA had some of those mechanics. Relationships were entirely optional and the Catalina questline was always hated. Having a main protag as the relationship mechanic is the big issue there. SA had no sleep mechanic, and I disliked the food mechanic. I did like being able to make CJ gain strength and endurance, but I also felt it unnecessary and a bit tedious in it's implementation. In fact, the biggest benefit in SA was having different fighting styles. The better implementations for stat increases were running the side missions like paramedic for health, cop for armor, firefighter for fire damage. Why can't they implement a fun method that is one and done over constant management?RDR2 just wasn't fun all around, especially considering the main protag was a cuck, so I was invested very little in the story from the jump. The incredibly small towns offered limited messing around benefit and the wide open spaces (filler) hunting mechanic resulted in waiting around or slaughtering all animals for rare respawns. RDR2 stands as the James Cameron's Avatar of gaming. It had no redeeming qualities. I am baffled how it ever became popular.
>>749185193Having a snack on the equipment wheel is tedious?
>>749185258His angle is "if you can ignore it, then it's optional", but that's like saying completing the boring and unnecessary Walk&Talk segments from the missions is also optional because you can choose not to play the missions at all
>>749185301>You can't turn it offYou can>>749185382>i don't like itDon't play it
>>749185465>You canWrong again
>>749154343>>749154525>>749154989SLAY QUEEN!!
>>749185528Nope
>>749185635Is cutting your upper lip a new tranny trend?
>>749185465>Don't play itI likely won't be. Thanks for the advice.
>>749165093>>749165095>>749165154>>749165370>>749167439>>749173082>>749181161>rockstar of davey is jerked off for the attention to detail and realism of rdr2>now you're wrong for expecting realism from the realism companyummmmm
>>749185635>sharty troon
>>749152349reminder that niggas on /v/ would be 100% okay with this if it was an anime woman
>>749185658You are always wrong
>>749185740The same consistency you expect from the game isn't much to ask
>>749185740Realism to details =/= make the game boring in gameplayAlso learn english>>749185837I'm right though
>>749185871The loadouts and weapon carrying realism mechanics that have been marketed for GTA VI makes the comparison a false equivalency.
>>749185928Can you also skip this main story mission?
>>749185981How would I know?
>>749173960kek at the seething this has caused.
>>749185837That icon is fake and badly made in paint.
>>749186023Ah you didn't watch the Extended Look, I'll take your concession though
>>749152349H-Hayai!
>>749186153I did, what does that has to do with anything? It's like i'm talking to a actual mentally ill retard
>>749154525It just looks bad, it's like watching a child playfight while everyone waits politelyYou can have a girl beating people up that's fine, but the problem is that westoids in particular try to make tough women by imitating men, so it just looks like a short, flabby man.
>>74915234999.9% chance of her getting beaten to a pulp and raped
>>749185979I'm referring to the total lack of recoil on a weapon that couldn't even be operated without a mount
>>749186153The nuGTA shills have not yet received the new marketing script from their masters, so all they can do is deflect, lie and deny in the mean time
>>749184237>New infoThe love magazine article had no new info at all.The only thing the writer did was vague posting, write about his childhood and tried to score political brownie points.Jurnos need to all be put in camps.
>>749186434>all they can do is deflect, lie and deny in the mean timeBut that's what you're doingIn two threads no less
>>749185981>what do you mean you have to go talk to the mission giver first?
>>749186519These tard might have never played a GTA before
>>749154525This was 4 posts in and there was literally one person who called it badIf you 100% believed this shit looked good at all I feel like you wouldn't have made a lashing out post like thisYou saw it, knew it was shit, flew into a rage and went 100% in on ranting at your enemies immediately
>>749186425I'm aware, but you're comparing GTA V that didn't have the realism features (or the retarded management features) to GTA VI that does have those features.
>>749186648I'm just expecting complaints in the probable event that GTA VI has a portable mini gun. But hey, you've got women beating men, but apparently unrealism is bad when that happens
>>749152916
>>749186870>women beating men, but apparently unrealism is bad when that happensBecause it's politically motivated
>>749186870Depends on the marketing. Even if the minigun likely exists (which is very likely), it's just selective realism when we want it to be. It's incredibly half-baked and half-assed, but you also assume the one's complaining about the women beating men as unrealistic, won't also complain that the minigun is in-game in the same way.
>>749187026Nier Automata is politically motivated?
WOMEN FIGHTING IN VIDYA IS FR*AKING WO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAACKkill yourselves stupid niggers
>>749187034It's a pretty fair assumption when I've never seen anyone complain about it in the previous games despite gun autists nitpicking even less realistic games
>>749152349>Game lets her build muscle>But let's not need it
>>749154525A random broad down the street doesn't, even if they beat you up so often.
>>749181426Florida
>>749187137Those women are fit, not the one in the OP. Don't reproduce, it's genetic.
>>749152349Ignoring the girl boss, the melee combat looks super sloppy. Only one enemy attacks at a time, and the player will probably have tons of time to press the dodge/counter button. You could probably walk into 20 unarmed enemies and easily beat them in a fist fight without getting hit.
>>749154989Tell him I think he is a hero
>>749187137>Maybe if I pretend to not understand things this time it'll work
>>749187426>not the one in the OPYou can literally build muscle with her retarded faggot, it's a game mechanic>>749187464You literally said women fighting in games are woke you stupid nigger, you're saying this the whole thread
what a polite fight, everyone is waiting their turn, this also happens in real life
>>749187464You niggers need to stop using this line when its you who can't properly argue your schizo points.It's not people that "pretend" not to understand, it's that you're making retarded, confused points.
GTA 6 keeps raping /v/edditors, it's so funny
>>749180118I sold mine last month. The tip of my tibia cracked in half and I can't support the weight of thing anymore.An absolute lovely thing.
>>749187604Just stop being mad?
>>749187691What year was it?>>749187715I'm not, it's hilarious how raped you are about it
>>749187604I'm not the one buying the game I'm so raped
>>749164934You can hit a car in your car at 80mph, roll multiple times and then get out and start running with no problem, without even being drunk.
>>749187909>I'm so rapedWe can tell
>>749152349God women were a mistake
>>749187206It makes the assumption that the minigun is in the game, and it applies a strawman you set up for the thread.The gun system in GTA VI requires wearing your loadout, so it'll be interesting how they avoid making it not clunky in their implementation, even with the massive downscale of the gun for the game. Heavy weapons take up both long gun slots on the back.Not to mention, in GTA V the minigun is a massively scaled down version of the real minigun, so carrying something with a lower caliber and a rotating barrel isn't impossible. In fact, there are weapon systems that do just that (using something like 5.7 would virtually eliminate the recoil issue), but the biggest issue is the amount of ammo that would need to be carried around. After reviewing the games ammo limits, it actually may not be in. It hasn't been confirmed to be in, at least.
>>749179290Bros, what do you think the Online v2.0 character creator will be like? Hope it will have tons of options to create our perfect semen demon.
>>749157096People say this and forget the girl either gets outmatched and has to be saved, or fights "the evil girl"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jJTVuTLHV4
>>749154989Based. He's just like me.
>>749187935That can and does happen in real life.The problem is that in GTA it will always happen for gameplay contrivances regardless of the crash severity; as opposed to being a rarity.
>>749188063The minigun is a mainstay in the series, and it's a massively scaled down version of the M61 Vulcan.I haven't heard about the ammo limit, so I'll reduce my assumption
>>7491877952008 Fireblade, got it from an old geezer and his son, wanter to sell the bike on a pinch to get his willy working again.Kept for four years until some blind nigger ran me over.
>>749188212Tits and ass sliders are 1000% going to be in, there's too much focus on tits and ass jiggle mechanics not toI hope they removed the retarded parents stuff though
>>749188397Pretty coolI'm considering buying a Fireblade SP 2026. Those things are stupidly cheap for what they are, much cheaper than fast carsNever drove a motorcycle before though, just bikes and cars.
>>749188607Get a 300cc bike and learn on that, then move to a 1000cc.Much cheaper to get it fixed when you inevitably fall in your face and not fast enough where, God willing, you won't kill yourself right on.
>>749187578Not my circus, never cared about this burger simulatorBut the women from those 4 examples come from fantasy settings and fanservicy. They're not trying to sell the illusion that a normal 5'2 woman could overpower a group of gangsters barehanded, which is what the fags on this board take issue with I think.
>>749189302>Not my circus, never cared about this burger simulatorYet you're in every single thread
>>749160270There's been plenty of times in history where women were forced into combat, and even a few times where they triumphed. They were almost always desperate, last ditch defenses where everyone had to fight or be slaughtered (which is what the Russian situation was approaching by the time the Nazis reached Stalingrad), but there's no contesting that women did fight in warfare many times in history.
>>749189347>Imaging coming to /v/ and whine about shitpostingAlso, first time I post here this month. I'm even having to do the annoying captcha just to call you a faggot, so you better drop your victim/persecution complex
>>749189302>fantasy settingsAre the men in those settings magically weakened? There's nothing fantastical about those women's abilities
>>749152349Why is the counter animation like that where she throws both her fists to the left? It looks like fake movie-fighting. Nvm the women model, this looks like shit regardless. Jason has retarded animations too, reverse gripping a knife and attacking like its an anime.
>>749152349We're going to have rape mods for the first time in a GTA game thanks to AI lmaoAI will 100% be able to easily reverse engineer GTA VI.
>>749155657>Are realistic thingsWell, yeah. A few dozen men are capable of fighting entire armies by themselves, which has happened before.
>>749189884Ok what's an example of a game with better melee third person animations?
>>749189885But AI couldn't reverse engineer gta 4 and 5 though, we only got code leaks instead
>>749189302>which is what the fags on this board take issue with I thinkNot what >>749179606>>749181419>>749167160>>749181254are saying
>>749190029Ack! WOKE! WOKE! SLOP! SAKURA IS A FUCKING MAN-FACED TROON!
>>749189802That's not the point.If magic exists suspension of disbelief can stretch quite a bit more than in a setting that outside of some gags it's supposed to be realistic.
4chan has become gayer than gaiaonline
>>749154525only male power fantasies are allowed according to chudcels on /v/.
why can't they just put yakuza combat in gta alrady
>>749189979Sifu
>>749188383>M61It's actually a copy of the M134 Minigun, and the XM214 was supposed to be a portable version but was canceled. There is also currently an XM556 Microgun that is scaled down even further that is being developed to be man portable.
>>749190957You know your shit anon I'll give you that. A deliberately man portable weapon that burns through ammo that fast seems like it's going to be a hindrance no matter how small it is but I'm sure they know better than me
>>749190938Martial arts are fantasy though not a good comparison
>>749155864bodied that freak.
>>749191175It'll likely be a setup to carry from place to place. I doubt it will be used like a battle rifle. It's likely, at 5.56, serve an in place option for suppressive fire over the 240.
bait thread by people pretending to be tranniesThe game is going to be dogshit regardless and no amount of forced controversy will make anyone give a shit
>>749192348I say this every time it is appropriate:2 things are guaranteed >Record breaking sales and billions in profit>Mythical level of unanimous hatred at how dogshit it is to the point it mindbreaks the industry for decades to come
>>749192348>>749192539>GTA 6 will make billions>BUT IT WILL STILL FLOPTwo more weeks
