What would be the FIRST thing you would do if you were moderator of /v/?
have trendy garbage words like ''slop'' swap to ''i'm a bot''
I'd allow culture war threads but ban derailing INTO culture war threadsSo, if someone makes a thread that is about the bald black woman on the new Sony game or Debra Wilson or something like that, I'd let it fester.But if someone made a thread about, say, wanting to talk about Wolverine, and then someone tried derailing it by talking about DEI, I'd ban that faggot immediately.Obviously the meta for a while would be to bait people into getting banned, but long term it would absolutely improve /v/ exponentially.
>>749322474some /vr/ or /a/ type of mods. no fun allowed because i'm tired of the people here
Make social media reposts, be they Twitter, eceleb video essays or what the fuck ever, an automatic permaban.
>>749322791this, also include frogs like the fucking faggot OP
>>749322474wait for my paycheck
>>749322791>>749322831Throw in AI fellating and you have my vote.
>>749322474Ban every furfag thread.
>>749322705Hiroshimoot, hire this man
>>749322930OP just asked for the first thing but considering the jeets obsessed with AI are also often spamming social media shit about it, I figure the net would catch most of them too.
BRING BACK SNACKS
>You have been permanently banned from all boards for posting >>749307418 and breaking Global Rule 1:>Posting, requesting, or advertising child pornography is strictly forbidden, and against the law.>This ban will not expire.>Your appeal was reviewed and denied. You may re-appeal this ban in 30 days.
Ban porn threads and all anime images
Permaban Deltaniggers and make sure the ban message insults their loved ones.
Ban AI slop and Claude marketing threads
>>749322705reddit.com
>>749322705I like this idea
>>749322474>AI Shit is a 5 Day Ban>Porn is a 7 Day Ban>Twittershit is a 14 Day Ban>/pol/shit is a 30 Day Ban>Bans will be public
>Permaban Deltaniggers and make sure the ban message insults their loved ones.
>>749322669>have trendy garbage words like ''i'm a bot''' swap to ''i'm a bot''what?
>>749322474I'd probably abuse my power and ban the posters I don't like.
>>749323421that's what they do already tho
>>749322474rangeban all third world countries, especially india, israel, and latin americo.
>>749323298>Bringing up reddit, 40 Day Ban
>>749323398Soijaks are deleted on sight
Nothing. I doubt mods have the powers I would require. If I did have those powers it would kill the site because the site's income would drastically decrease.>block all traffic from all countries that aren't Japan, South Korea, some select European countries that havent fallen yet, and the US. that alone would kill the site most likely.>if possible, prevent the use of VPNs>block mobile traffic, or make mobile traffic "read only" that cannot create threads or posts
>ban gacha>ban steam chart>twitter/facebook/reddit screencaps are not allowed on op>ban /pol/ threads>ban whoever uses the word "tranime"
>>749323797Japanese and Korean posters are absolutely godawful, especially the Koreans. You should ban those too.
Range ban anyone who posts their trash fetish, rule34 and deviantart half-assed porn threads with time wasting questions. Range ban anyone who complains about player number threads.Range ban anyone who says "mods will fix it" to a clearly woke slop DEI game.Bring back "f4m" and "2bh".
>>749322474I wish I had people to play Star Trek Online with.
>>749322474block phonepostersthis can be accomplished by blocking cell IPs and mobile browsers, as well as anyone using some 4chan appI'm aware the overwhelming majority of posters do so from phones and this would probably kill the siteI do not care, I would rather it die than continue on as it is
>>749322705>allow non-vidya but allow vidya to derail into non-vidya
>>749322474Ban all frogs.
>>749324770Why
>>749324829I'm tired of looking at them. It's been 20 years. Come up with a new meme.
>>749322474No more "racism outside of /b/" bans and thread deletions.
create an /ai/ board, force all sfw generals across the site there. nsfw ai shit is just bannedcreate a /vh/ board which is simply nsfw /v/ for porn dumps and h-game discussionsmore world filterszero tolerance ban on idpol; any post that mentions 'tranny', 'jeet', 'sheboon' is offtopic cancer anyway
Banning by continent, and there is only one continent spewing a CONSTANT stream of vitriol and AI trash. They also think Cricket is a sport lol.
>>749323258Then what would we even talk about,?
>>749322705Won't people just blatantly talk about it then
>>749322474rearrange the boards at the top so all the video game boards are in their own group
>>749325151>shit on the latest japanese woke slop DEI game (Ace Combat 8)>banned for "flamewar and trolling"some /v/ tranny mod loves their safe horny woke japanese DEI slop
>>749322474Actually enforce the 1 Meta Thread rule.Allow people to continue talking about the current state of the industry without harassment.Ban everyone who says, "coomer" or "gooner."
>>749325298yeah UK posters are a menace
>>749325438A deserved ban!>>749325151>>>/pol/
>>749325298I'd ban South America, North Europe, South Asia, and Mexico.
Ban anyone that isn't pretending it's still 2003
>>749325575>>>/lgbt/
>>749322474Start fucking with all of you like m00t used to do back in the day
>>749325752This but as Todd Howard
>>749325679Why do /pol/fags think they should be unchallenged?
>>749322474Nuke ritual baiting(fallout mini game, no art, game for this feel)
>>749322474Exactly what the other mods are doing.The "prioritize erase shit threads" is pretty great.Been in chans where they would just ban "all the cancer", and it fucking dies in weeks, because only the most boring group of people survive the onslaught.
I'd put grape soda in all the water fountains!
>>749325862Also I would hold an annual Nuclear Winter event every October 23rd that ends with all boards being nuked
>>749322743I got banned from /a/ yesterday because I posted a frog
>>749326134And cameras in the girl's locker room!
>>749322474vidyabutts sticky
>>749322474I would immediately quit being a moderator because mods=fags lololoolololThanks for asking, Pepster.
>>749326298Based mods
>>749326003>Been in chans where they would just ban "all the cancer", and it fucking dies in weeks,every board other than /pol/ has been losing users since 4chan turned into a political website. now we're at a point where the website feels dead because of how many people its lost
