>90% discount>Remember I have the free copy granted by EGS>Download>75 GBWhy
>>749355106Lots of audio.
>>749355106graphics are pretty
>>749355106Compression is a lost art
Always found it bizarre that there are four houses in Harry Potter but all the attention goes to Gryffindor.The only characters off the top of my head are Cho Chang (who is barely a character) and Cedric (whose function is to basically be Harry's uncle Ben); you'd think they would broaden the characters and maybe not have one of the houses be moustache twirling evil
>>749355106Fashion game for hebes and all the fashion is woven and knitted to get that englishcore vibe. One look at a cloak and its knitting and you know why the game files are massive.
>>749355106When consoles stopped using discs, games stopped needing to care about size. The Xbox 360 was the last thing holding game sizes down
>>749355457>>749355470I feel as if JK is probably fuming over this.She seems to ignore the trend despite being active on twitter to seethe at trans people posts and, considering the fact that Malfoy is supposedly based on one of her bullies, she probably hates the fact they're attempting to pair him/her with Harry.Not to mention the obvious gender conotations of giving Draco a womb
>>749355457It already is compressed as shit, you retards think you can just instantly load assets the moment you walk into an area or something. The game would be over 300gb if it wasn't already compressed
>>749355106Is 75gb supposed to be alot for an open world rpg game
>>749355734>based on one of her bullies>has the main characters forgive him despite Draco being fully responsible for students being tortured and killed on account of sneaking Death Eaters into the fucking castleWhat did Rowling mean by this?
>>749355106Video games have been bloated for a while now. COD retards are downloading multiple GBs of files just to play shitty Warzone.
>>749355106>75gbAnd? That's not even bad for a modern game. Let me guess... your dial up third world internet can't handle it? Haha
>>749355734Her fans have done far worse in the past, and some have almost certainly made her aware of it while doing so.She's always been tolerant of the dumb shit they get up to, even if she likely wouldn't approve, because at the end of the day it's done because they like her books and she seems pretty grateful for it.
>>749356014Hey just so you know "alot" isn't a word. It's "a lot" separately. I'm teaching you this so you don't do it again in the future and people won't think you're retarded.
>>749355734Rowling doesn't give a shit about HP anymore, she only ever talks about it to announce something new to sell.She's now writing crime novels which is clearly what she always wanted to do.
>>749356208Why did you have to remind me of the alot, hated that meme
>>749356208I see alot spelled as alot a lot, and I think that maybe it's about time we just accept that, alot of the times, we can go with one or the other and that it will be equally valid. I think that would save us a lot of headaches, wouldn't it? And in this day and age, that's what we need, since there's alot of things that cause us headaches. :)
>>749355106Muh uncompressed textures and voice filesMuh models with trillions of triangles
reminds me of when doom eternal went from 50 gb to 100 gb for no reason.
>>749355470harry potter is about harry potter who is in gryffindor.
>>749355457It’s “enemies” not “enemy’s”I hate how people just don’t care about basic grammar anymore
>>749355470The second movie is literally centered around slytherin, tom jedusor, snakes ...
>>749356208But alot looks better than a lot
>>749355457>>749355930Rage (2011) uncompressed textures was >1tb then compressed into 3 dvd (~15gb)
Even though it would be trivially easy to have region file differences, or god forbid a simple popup download menu that asks, games all ship with their 8 different language audio files.Granted, maybe you'll be saving 10-15GB in the best of cases with selective audio install. But then that's 35GB instead of 50 which is like 30% of the filesize.No I don't want or need french, german, spanish, japanese, or chinese audio adding 10+ GB to this shit.Hell, give people the option for the texture sizes they want too. Save another 12-15GB knocking 4k*4k texture files out of it if you don't even have a GPU that will fit them.
>>749357104Wait you're telling me a single language, no ULTRA textures modern game could be 20GB?
>>749357104>games all ship with their 8 different language audio files.not on steam, depots are specific for each regionhttps://steamdb.info/app/990080/depots/depot for french is 2.43GiB
>>749355106https://youtu.be/78UrpAuWTys
>>749356865Wasn't that because they included the DLC files for everyone, since those assets were needed for the free horde mode?
>>749355106I dont care for horry potter but I dont think this game is god awful. It does suffer from modern we didnt compress shit itis
>>749356043Harry Potter is idealist to a fault and kind of a shitty héroe that's carried by luck.I don't think that's poor writing, I think it's intentional. Rowling fully intended to make Harry a lucky bastard that never learns.
>>749356579Unfortunately "alot" simply isn't a word DARN that sucks for you... but it's not. So you will continue to use "a lot" lest ye let people think you're retarded.>>749357008You've just been spelling it wrong for so long that it looks odd to you.
>>749355734Why would she? For decades MalfoyXHarry and MalfoyXHermione were some of the most popular fanfics./v/ is truly behind the times. Decades mocking women for finding Malfoy incredibly hot and now you realize they were right all along.
>>749357474it was definitely intentional in the sense of trying to make him an everyman protagonist, which uh kinda fucked that one up when she made him a prodigy who figured out the patronus at 13, a notoriously difficult spell above newt-level, and the only barrier that stopped him from doing it faster was that he legitimately didn't have the happy memories required to power it
>>749355470The books are written from Harry's point of view and he doesn't give a fuck about any of the other houses or their students.Notice how all the characters that exist are the ones that have something to do with Harry directly.Harry himself should've been a Slytherin and in that universe you can bet your ass Ron and Hermione would've never been mentioned again.
>>749355734No actually a tranny was fuming over this, which proceeded to spark the tranny into harassing the original artist that started the trendBasically under the trannies mind you are vilifying troons by making evil Malfoy into malfoid
>>749357637Hmm, I think I'm okay with linguistic prescriptivists thinking that I'm retarded, since I think their position is so full of holes that it's not even worth being worn as a sock, lol. So, there's alot you could say about spelling a lot in the way that you want me to, and I wonder if this causes you a lot of consternation that I'm jumping between vernacular and formal spelling for alot.
>>749357793harry was op from the beginning, he had voldemort inside him (like naruto with the fox), allowing him to talk to snakes and all.
>>749357793Besides that one spell he's terrible at everything else, always makes terrible tactical decisions and always spams the same spells to the point he jeopardizes everyone because the enemies know he's the only one stupid enough to use the same spell over and over again.If anything the worst offender is Voldemort. He's so incompetent he may actually be mentally challenged when you stop and think about it.
>>749357660Draco acted like a girl for all 7 books, Malfoid just finally made his sex match how he talked and acted.
>>7493551062026 and niggas still complaining about game sizescome on dude
>>749358139For the lack of returns in visual quality and performance? You better believe we're going to be critical of this.
>>749357949It doesn't "bother" me. If you want to look stupid go ahead. I was just trying to help.
>>749357410The game suffers from the fact that it's actually unfinished, loads of stuff that needed polish like prefects, the house point system and the companion system are simple to restore because they were all but done.However we know that WB didn't have faith in the game and shoved it out the second they thought the product was serviceable.Reportedly the team was ready to get to work in the DLC right away to add shit like Quidditch but DLC ideas were scrapped quick because the game was a success.Seems the stuff that was on the cutting room floor is getting rolled into the sequel proper
>>749358139Depending on how bloated the game is it can get ridiculous.
>>749358004Harry has a very impressive pedigree, is loaded and skilled at combat spells.He is busted but having Voldy in his car holds him back, outside of the speaking to snakes thing.
>>749358070That's pure copium.Same thing would happen with Twilight. If all the characters were genderbent you would get why teenage girls loved that series.
>>749358053>always spams the same spells to the point he jeopardizes everyonethis just reminds me that there's meant to be a big thing in the final book with harry using the unforgivable curses, but he never uses avada despite everyone trying to kill him AND it being something aurors are authorised to use so it's not even that much of a moral quandary, only uses crucio because one of the carrows spat at mcgonagall (which is fucking crazy, like this woman hasn't helped him for most of his school life and he'll leap to torture over some fucking spit), and only imperio gets used in a reasonably morally ambiguous circumstance (but they're goblins, so...)even in the final battle he goes for a fucking expelliarmus against voldemort, like come the fuck on man you're lucky that shit rebounded at him because otherwise all you've done is disarmed the guy who knew how to do wandless magic before he even knew what fucking magic was
>47 replies, only 3 malfoidsIs it over my yearning brothers?
>>749355106Transphobes don't understand optimization
Ah yes, the heroic dork and his aggressive, angsty and racist gf. classic magical couple
>>749358623Hardly.But I've memed the fuck out of Ron being the Champion of Love and Dumbledore facilitating the elf slave trade.
>>749355470That's because the books are from Harry's perspective and he's kind of an asshole who doesn't give a shit about anything that doesn't affect him personally.>>749357819>Harry himself should've been a Slytherin and in that universe>implying Dumbledore would let the child soldier he's grooming anywhere near the children of Death Eaters
>>749358623We’re being subtle so the mods don’t get their booties blasted
>>749358815>Albus Severus and Scorpius have to constantly hear how much Hogwarts wants to fuck their parents
>>749358623Malfoid niggas have been staying up day and night for these threads for a week straight so they're probably just exhausted by now. It doesn't really mean it's over, though. Malfoid won the board and our hearts so you'll be able to proudly tell future chudlings what you were up to in September of '26.
>>749358623I was in the yearning phase for at least 2 weeks. Now I'm in the grieving phase for all eternity...
>>749358492Nice try, but I've read it and it's still fucking awful.People really don't grasp that while twilight hatred was overblown, it didn't come out of nowhere; the books suck no matter which perspective it's from>b-but the screenca-"no!"Just because a concept sounds nice in a vacuum doesn't mean the book is any good
>>749358965>tfw I got an actual full time job last month
>>749358623Don't tell janny, butTwo threads are up, anon
>>749358957>>749358815Why does she look like she sent Harry Potter a letter from Silent Hill?
>>749359110She was told it was a holiday.
>>749355470>>749355734>OH MY GOD I WANT TO FUCK A GENDERSWAPPED CHARACTER FROM A CHILDRENS MOVIEkill yourselves you pathetic retards
>>749359371someone is mad that people are having fun without them
>>749358957>Albus Severusshe is NOT letting him call his kid that, canon harry only got away with it because ginny's naming sense is somehow worseshe called an owl a fucking pig
mcgonagall being a retired war criminal suddenly adds so much context to her utterly demolishing snape in a duel
>>749359480>me and my tranny friends on twitter are having a blast
>>749355470Its part of what makes Malfoid great because it lets the other houses matter and also makes Slytherin not just a house of wizard hitlers in the making
>>749355470Completely autistic aside, I hate how ladles are anime shorthand for "devoted wife/cook lady" because you barely do anything with them except serve soup or stew. A wooden spoon or a kitchen knife would be a much better representation for a person who spends a lot of time in the kitchen because most of my cooking at least is with one of those two things. It really ruins my immersion in anime pics.
>>749359665yes
>>749358139When there are 20 gig games that look and play better than these 60+ gig games? yeah.
>>749358492> Same thing would happen with Twilight. If all the characters were genderbent you would get why teenage girls loved that seriesAbout that…
>>749359740>someone turned the AI anime clip into an actual comicneat
>>749358965Yeah I'm tired as fuck. Not tired of Malfoid by any means, literally physically and mentally tired because I've been going to sleep late and yearning for Malfoid (and Cedrica) all the time
>>749359746Do you ever read the gay shit you write before you post it?
>>749359979>>749359979>>749359979
>>749360424I... I... My knees...They're bending on their own...
>>749359753Convenient anime shorthand aside Malfoid is an Ojou with the heart of a maiden but with conventional expectations placed upon her by English-style aristocratic upbringing and a sense of deep obligation besides.It's not until year four that she learns of yearning for more after dismissing it as a girlish fantasy.
>>749355457>>749355470wtf is wrong with you bigotswhy are you trying to normalize a slur
>>749355734Why would she? In this Draco is a female, not a male pretending to be one.
>>749360037>DumblejudgeAbsolutely kino
>>749358278>WB didn't have faith in the gameNo faith in an open world HP game... meanwhile utter dogshit doomed to fail like Gears of Gay with a butch dyke asthmatic ugly brown foid, or Vulvarine mocapped by a female negro gets hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars. Everyone making the decision truly is some nepobaby gigaretard who would get mogged by any random anon when it comes to business decisions.
>>749358736He fixes her during year 5, but then she gets forcibly inducted into the death eaters which breaks her again. Like Sasuke prior to Orochimaru
>>749355734Rowling hasn't been giving a shit about HP since forever. Why you think she approved turds like Curse Child and Fantastic Beasts as canon?
This was the weaker thread
>>749355106>do a finisher on an enemy wizard>he turns into a chicken and runs awayhe'll turn back... right?
>>749364275No, in fact your character specifically hunts him down, cooks him and eats him later off screen.And that death is on Ranrok's hands.
>>749355106I stopped installing any game over 20 gb and I noticed that I now play much better games.
>>749364648good idea
>>749364275>freeze guy in place with petrification spell>light him on fire>transform him into an exploding barrel and throw him at his friends>nuke him to two dozen planes of existance over with ancient magic>We did it guys, we won without using unforgivable curses
>>749364738I'm telling you man, it's been liberating. My last 5 games:Divinity Original SinBloodstained Ritual of the NightOri and the Will O the WispsTrails in the Sky 3rdSystem Shoch 2
>>749364648>>749364907I stop at 10GB with very few exceptions (Slay The Princess, Earth Defense Force, Palworld and when it comes out the new Xenoverse game most likely though it worry me) and honestly find myself enjoying myself more playing simple concepts and demos on itch.io than playing full games on Steam. Maybe I'm just getting too old but it is hard to tell yourself the investment in grinding is worth it when you also know cheat engine can turn that pile of crafting items into a massive pile without removing any of the challenge but saving a lot of time. It is one thing if it something you collect throughout the game but I'm talking about sessions when the game honestly want you to stop everything and just swing a pickaxe at a rock for the next hour of your life because the first few minutes simply doesn't cut it for some reason. It is weird that players are investing more time into systems that likely didn't even take that long for devs to code and craft in the first place.
>>749363382This thread is the reserve for when the other one reaches its age.
>>749358278WB had no faith in this game but thought Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League would be the next Fortnite killer
>>74935908510 points to Gryffindor.
>>749360424The prophecy is true...
>>749355106>Harry: Let me guess, now's the part where you say you don't need me and that there's nothing about me to love.Malfoid: No. I always loved you, from the first time I saw you.
>>749355470Cho Chang is such a funny namehttps://youtu.be/hUUZbgOPFLY?list=PLC76BE906C9D83A3A&t=24
>>749358278There was also a huge expansion planned for it, but apparently they decided to scrap it and use it as a basis for HL2.
Bring me year 1 bratty 5head malfoid.The childhood rival aspect is underappreciated.
>>749368921Okay
>>749358623you missed a thread today and yesterday it seems
>>749368491Reminded of that list of cut features that was posted yesterday like the Dumbledore-pilled morality/law system>get seen casting the killing curse>lose house points
>Got Slytherin on Pottermore.How do I good guy Slytherin?
Kinda random but wouldn't it be funny if on one of the movies Hermione just suddently appeared pregnant and movie tried its best to ignore the fact and push the plot forward? I just thought it would be pretty funny and wacky haha
>>749369145Use the power you thirst for for good?
>>749369145Just be ambitious for the right things, I suppose.
>>749369145you don't
>>749369147it would've made sense if it was ginny
>>749355106>download Redout yesterday>looks fucking amazing>7GB FUCK AAA gayming.
>>749356865For me it's how killing floor 2 inflated to ~80 or 100 GB because of the abominable cosmetics. The original game's under ten gigabytes I believe.
Only three hours deep. How much corner-to-corner scavenging will I need to do to get everything even with Revelio?
>>749369292>>749369390>>749369478Wish I was a Huffelpuff.Now I gotta be all dark and mysterious and shit.
>>749368698I yearn'd.
>>749355457>>749355470>>749356076>>749358601kill yourself you fucking faggot loser
kek!
>>749369862You will Rivelio constantly HOWEVER I'd suggest going on with the plot for the most part until you get Alohamora since there is a bunch of stuff that is behind locked doors.
>>749356865Fortnite used to be ~20GB, that shit is nearly 100 today.
>>749360749>rules 7A, 4A>warnings>infraction points>first time offensesThese message boards really are just the nerd version of HoAs. Fucking awful.
>>749370008this is somehow a nicer punishment than her usual method of 'fuck off to the forbidden forest with hagrid, there's a freak killing unicorns in there currently but it'll be fine i'm sure'
>>749369898At least you get easy access to Staceys.
>>749369997Noticed that and the fucking eyeball chests take up 99.9% of what I can't get yet. Drives me bonkers.But fair point. Best that I wait.
>>749369898But Hufflepuffs are cucks anon
I mean... 75gb for an open world game is tolerable at this point. The only recent game that had really great filesize whie being big is what, Elden Ring?
>>749370140It's probably what everyone else gets saddled with. Meanwhile Harry's curriculum seems tailor made to test that "Boy Who Lived" title every semester.
>>749370249They're just the wizarding world's version of wagies and manual laborers. Basically the midwestern USA women stereotype.
>>749368921
>>749370224Blitz the story until you get to the map room, the game opens up massively then and you can actually make use of the stuff you get.You'll have the broom and the ability to make your own potions, things speed up.
>>749368836Her name probably wouldn't be criticized if it spelled in pinyin, Zhuo Zhang, but it just reveal that name is 100% masculine name kek.
>>749368921>>749370441Strong urge to rub her forehead and make a wish.
>>749369946>tranny melty
>>749370249Look my good man.I want a comfy time of just flying around and enjoying magical stuff, in Slytherin I am expected to be a cunt and my dorm is in the fucking dungeon.Granted green is my favourite colour by a mile, but I just want to relax and not feel like I have to compete with everyone at all times.
>>749370585Whoever prompted this is a moron Camera movement is too smooth and the cuts are amateurish. Just because the AI can go the replacing doesn't mean you can ignore direction
>>749356143ssds have a finite amount of writes, these massive file sizes for mid games turn me off quite a bit especially now that storage costs like 5x more than it did
>>749370198kino
yunayu is gonna kill me of depression...
>>749370719It's not bad art but I'd hesitate to call those works my favorites.
>>749370797it's not about the art, it's about what is trying to convey
If you want a tern magic story, why not just read His Dark Materials rather than try and Tolkienify Harry Potter?
>>749370873A TEEN magic story is what I meant.
>>749370719Her art lack convincing identity desu. It just doesn't looks Malfoy enough, probably because the expressions is way too out of character.
>>749370873Green sexo
>>749370719so true king. impossible to cope
>>749370719Too happy for Malfoid.She's not the kind to just smile brightly, you have to work hard to get even a hint of a genuine smile.
>>749370959>>749370995Kek sorry I can't resist
>>749370873Because Harry Potter remains a major part of how people developed from kids to teens and was a global phenomenon.The novelty hasn't worn off, somehow.I thought it would, I read the books and watch the movies when I was eight or nine and then gave up on them but the wizard school still captures the imagination more than any similar setting has.
>>749360749>SBSpacebattles?
>>749370873It isn't set in an academy. Harry Potter is more of a novel about school more than about magic.
>>749370607My headcanon is that Hufflepuff head and teachers were most based and turned a blind eye to smuggled booze, allowed drinking and watching quidditch in common room
I was in yurop for most of September. What did I miss with this whole malfoid thing?
>>749371206that's a terrible headcanon
4head
>>749371125Yeah, jannies there are retarded, nothing new.
I like to think that in the Malfoid-verse, while the story takes place over seven years there's only three books, far more thematically aligned bot individually and through the trilogy.
>>749355470>Always found it bizarre that there are four houses in Harry Potter but all the attention goes to Gryffindor.The houses aren't really different in any meaningful way outside of Slytherin.There's absolutely no point to Hufflepuff. Ravenclaw kind of stands out but there's no reason why its traits shouldn't apply to other classes. Only Gryffindor and Slytherin matter. I wonder how the series would work with only two houses.
Is it worth $5?
>>749371080>tfw fat thighs and small breasts is your ideal body type
>>749371334Plentiful art, some AI recreations of the books with r63malfoy, and people pointing out an Odyssey-sized fanfiction from Malfoid's perspective that's existed for years (translated poorly, but available all the same).
>>749371529if you love hogwarts
>>749371464Nah, you can get away with one book being a school year easily.This is slowburn.
>>749371474Rowling is a bong so, if the books were written today, the 2 houses would be named Dar-al-Islam and Dar-al-Harb.
>>749355470Harry is mostly interacting with fellow Griffindor students and his rivals in Slytherin.Cho and Luna are notable Ravenclaws and Cedric is a notable Hufflepuff who have parts on the movies. There are other characters from Ravenclaws and Hufflepuff who join the DA but were not important enough to get speaking lines on the movies.Slughorn is specifically introduced, in my opinion, to be the "all Slytherins aren't evil and being ambitious doesn't mean you're evil". He doesn't get much due in the movies due to the last sequence in Hogwarts scene being changed so much from the books. Snape and McGonagall encounter one another in the hallway outside the Ravenclaw common room after she and Harry had just subdued the Carrows there. After she and Snape have their unfriendly chat outside the Ravenclaw common room Slughorn (head of Slytherin house) arrives and McGonagall basically makes an ultimatum that Slytherin House must decide where their loyalties lie or duel to the death. Slughorn leads most of Slytherin to safety and returns to eventually duel Voldemort alongside McGonagall and Shacklebolt.
>>749371529How much do you want to explore the wizard school?That's the selling point.
>>749371334A female malfoy fanart on Xitter trigger a resurgance of Harry Potter fanfic. It notably lack the usual annoying troon involvment due to based JK.
>>749371546>pointing out an Odyssey-sized fanfiction from Malfoid's perspective that's existed for years (translated poorly, but available all the same)All written by the same irl foid I assume?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6H30Pz42f-EDon't know why the YEARN made me think of this song.
>>749370873>If you want a tern magic story, why not just read His Dark MaterialsHarry Potter was a cultural phenomenon near the level of Pokemon. Even kids who didn't read any other books at all still read Harry Potter. Internet "boomers" grew up alongside Harry Potter and got to pretend like they were going through Hogwarts alongside him. Zoomers don't get to live this fantasy, but I guess it's still appealing to them as well. I only read Golden Compass but it's also just completely different vibes. Harry Potter is essentially a Japanese anime isekai, which is why Japan loves it so much. >rather than try and Tolkienify Harry Potter?What the fuck does this even mean?
>>749371529You didn't get your free copy from based retard Timmy?
If Potter was subhumanClick at your own peril>https://x.com/Player1_Please/status/2108537411412320502
>>749371687Very cute.I love the early stuff like that form the basis of their future attraction
>>749371687cute dorks
>>749371801get this bullshit out of my face anon
>>749371801>trash boyfriendA girl begging you not to break up with her doesn't mean you are or were a trash boyfriend.
>>749370873>rather than try and Tolkienify Harry Potter?the whole reason the trend was brewing before it went viral was because it fits the themes just as well, if not better.
Just thought of something I personally haven't seen brought up yetMalfoid adds even more drama to Snape in books 6 and 7. Not only is Harry a constant reminder of both Lily and James, but now Harry and Malfoid also remind him of him and Lily. And he can do nothing but stay in his role, keep playing his part and watch them lose what he wished he would've had.Fuck man, why does it fit so well with every part of the plot?
>>749372134the korean fanfic covers this decent enough imohe was rooting for them in secret, to show him that maybe there was a way for him and lily to be together but also he was making everything he could do to break them apart
>>749371801Harry would NEVER
>>749358139With how expensive storage is now, yes, nigga.
>>749371660
>>74935510675gb is nothing nowadaysThat said, this is a Ubisoft game masked as harry potter game. There's no substance to this shit aside from the initial "woah Hogwarts" when you get the first tour
>>749360037
>>749359371Bluesky would be that way
>>749371801Malfoid if it was josei instead of shoujo.
>>749372249She looks like she wouldn't shower for days after getting creampied for fear of hindering a pregnancy.
>>749372349I haven't actually noticed any Malfoid on bluesky
>>749372249>Hi Ginny.
>>749359371>this asshurt over a memeBeing a leftist must be pure suffering.
>>749358139Yeah, games are unoptimized, bloated pieces of shit now. But as far as I'm concerned, if it's less than 90GB it's "good"
>>749372394Yes because they are all troons who ran all the artists who were drawing it off the site
Game isn't hard, but I still find trying to balance all these utility and damage spells and the 3 wheels to be weirdly stressful.Hogwarts itself was nicely made, but I'm calling it quits on this. Didn't even get around to doing the first trial thing.
>>749372394And water is wet.
>>749359371
>>749355106It's free on Luna
>>749355457>>749355470>>749356076>trans-MalfoyStay.
>>749372536Ive seen this image before but I dont get it
>>749372134Harry just being around is torment for him, he looks so much like James that is pisses him off.But Harry is also his redemption and he knows it, going from hating him and being his silent guardian to genuinely wanting him to get his happy ending and being willing to die for it.Snape wasn't a good man, he was broken but there was something in him that could've been splendid.
I want that both Harry and Malfoid die killing Voldemort to save everyone else tragiekino ending
>>749372234Every thread there's more confirmation I need to bite the bullet and read through it, the translation be damned.
>>749372536>posting a heatmap that's misunderstood everyone who posts itlmaoLearn some statistics, kiddo
>>749372647no, harry MUST plap those thighs!
>>749372249She looks she would teach her kids the Cruciatus curse before they even went to Hogwarts in case anyone dared bully them.
>>749372492Again, I was in yurop for weeks so forgive me if it'a a dumb questions, but why are troons and bsky (though I repeat myself) having a meltie over Malfoid?
>>749372578Basically, leftists value providing for and showing empathy towards things outside of themselves. Righties prefer to value and show empathy for things in their immediate circle. It's why lefties pretend to care about other countries and immigrants and blah blah blah while not carrying at all that their suicidal empathy is ruining their own country. >>749372657I accept your concession.
>>749372635Snape deserves better. One thing you never really get in the books is the deep sadness and melancholy.
>>749372578It's from some survey that measured in-group/out-group thinking in different groups. Some boomers couldn't understand what it actually says and took it to mean "leftists care about their family less than some randos from the other side of the World". It doesn't say that, but when has that ever mattered?
Niggerus Snape was foreshadowed 20 years ago damn
>>749372394That's the point, bluesky is allergic to malfoid because it's performative city over there and anything even closely related to harry potter gets crucified and classified as trans genocide.
>>749372862If you could see the below the fram you'd realize he's smiling because he just stole a Hufflepuff's bike.
>>749372853Case in point: >>749372789Perfect example of some goober who took some chudsters words as gospel and swallowed it hook line and sinker. And now he repeats the exact same thing.
>>749372769Troons generally hate Harry Potter because author once said that women only spaces should be women only, as in no trannies in girls bathrooms. This is ironic considering all the woke things Rowling has said and done in past, like retconing Dumbledore to be gay and implying Hermione could be a nigger despite her own words describing her as pale in book 1.So Malfoid hate mostly stems from residual hate for J.K. Rowling that's lasted for decades.
>>749373020Go back to Bluesky. Malfoid is for life enjoyers. Not thought policers.
>>749373089Has anyone drawn Malfoid transfiguring tranny students back into their assigned genders yet?
>>749373228Lmao what?
>>749372769Because it's Harry PotterBasically Rowling despite being a generic liberal in 99% of ways said some mean things about troons and now the left has disavowed her The entire Malfoid trend is explicitly chuddy, with even the name malfoid being a layer of insulation against libs.It's also why it's survived for so long without troons taking it over and also why a few troons have melties on these threads (and also why ewhores have been behind the curve for the most part)
>>749373262Well if you're going to piss of the trannies and bsky you might as well have fun with it
>>749372769Rowling said that men can't be women and now she's the scapegoat strawman of the trans genocide that unfortunately is not actually happening anywhere. The beauty is that the worst people in the world already removed themselves from the fandom so we don't need to worry about them, but now that Malfoid is a huge hit, they are kicking themselves and being debbie downers because, due to the consequence of their own actions, they have ZERO chance to co-opt it into some tranny thing like they so desperately want to do. So they're bitching about it instead.
>>749372492>exploit her by comforting hertalk about saying the quiet part loud
>>749373228Imagine Malfoid (cis) and Harriet Potter (trans) fighting
>>749372648I didn't want to read it because of that reason but it isn't that badbut keep in mind that harry is writing more like the typical korean MC, he's very forward with his desire to get malfoy all to himself from very early
>>749372769After people got done pretending to know better than George Lucas for 30 years until he was gone and it got worse a bunch of the same people went after Rowling. Bottom line if you create something people love less capable people are jealous and demand some level of control over it.
>>749358736why post AI slop. do you not feel soul ruination looking at this shit?
I have no idea what this says
>>749373318If you listen to bad people, they often tell on themselves.
>>749373304Sounds like a lot of effort when you could draw her being cute with Harry or something like that, but what would I know?
>>749372234Is it text or is it a webcomic?
>>749372837Snape chose his own misery, and he did so from a place as an outcast.He regretted it immensely and his redemption was protecting something he wished deeply was his but couldn't ever be. Because Lilly didn't choose him.There was a chance but he blew it when he called her a mudblood. He saw what prejudice cost him and for all his faults he knew he was wrong.
>they made fucking anime wirh ai of this nowhttps://x.com/keygoas79093/status/2108590525754536139/video/1?s=61imagine we got this power in bowsette times
>>749373495
>>749372789This, but really what it shows is strength of character and happiness. If you're personally strong and successful and also have a trusty social group you don't need outsiders so you protect those closer to you.If you're an unhappy loser, you gaslight yourself into believing that the "grass is greener" everywhere else and if we just "changed" things it will all become great. Like a weeb who thinks he would be hot shit if he only got isekaid.>>749373020>>749372853>>749372578>its amazing how much liberal discourse is them pretending not to understand thingsevery time lmao, except this is active lying.
>>749373460I legitimately do. I got sick of it three days after everyone was posting those Pixar style edits of jeets shitting like rockets and Jews screaming. It was a funnny weekend. Now it's just a waking nightmare
Punished femdraco is best femdraco.
>>749373304Personally, I don't even like the fanart I've seen of Malfoid burning the tranny flag, because it necessarily involves depicting something wholesome and beautiful (Malfoid) with something ugly and corrupt (tranny flag) and I just don't need that sort of imagery in my blissful escape from reality. Malfoid should remain as a pure symbol of love (and racism). She should not be warped into an instrument of war for the sake of war.
>>749372769I saw one bitching about how she's drawn as a girl instead of a tranny... which really brings up some questions of how they view themselves
>>749373595It would have been used for porn, so who cares.
>>749362143kek, source? gonna crank tf out of my twp to this thobeit
>>749373595>i heard harry potter is on this train>HE IS AND HE'S DYING :)okay ronnie let's calm down a little
>>749373495>>749373597oh, that does make the follow-up make more sense
>>749373696And what do you think malfoid is?
What the fuck did Dobby do to piss off Dumbledore?Exist or help Harry sneak into the Slytherin dorm to plap malfoid?
>>749373645>more buzzwords and slogansYou don't have a single original thought.Go and read the study you're quoting. It doesn't say what /pol/ says it does.
>>749372769>they hate Rowling and anything related to HP by default>artists told trannies to fuck off when they demanded to turn Malfoid into a tranny>she overshadowed a recent meme of theirs called Petra Parker, which is just Spiderman if she trooned out>they tried to cancel artists who drew her and everyone got fed up with themIt was a perfect shitstorm.
What's the best way to play the PS2 era Harry Potter games? I can't find them anywhere on steam or gog.
>the current culture war is trannies fighting with faggots making deviantart OC genderswapped harry potter fan artWhat the fuck is even happening? Can't both sides lose?
>deleteduh oh stinky
>>749374125It's kind of funny to see how a lot of the left wants to join in on this meme but cant because they hate JKR
>>749373546texthere's the link if you want it https://files.catbox.moe/ypj9bj.epub
>>749369045links?
>>749372296kino
>>749373930Grown ass men now want to behave like teenage girls, please understand
Why are trannies always miserable?
>>749370329they also seem to be the house you tend to go to if you're really into plants or animals
Whats your favorite pic that makes you yearn?
>>749374406>jews did such a number on trannies they can no longer eat dairyChecks out
>>749374406Something something pervasive one way surgeries, something something male pattern balding, something something being on a cocktail of psycho-pharmacological drugs.
>>749355106you're better off paying for it on steam than running it off that shitware
>>749374471This.
>>749374471>people are finally turning against yuritroonsThank you
>>749374452Yeah, they're very much the house for>we grow the food you eat and build the houses you live in, dipshitsWhere Gryffindors are the managerial class, the Ravenclaw are the intelligensia, and the Slytherin are mixes of all of that, but trying to run shit behind the scenes
>>749374406I can't figure out if this author is pro or anti tranny.
>Harry won't be her friend>makes Harry her husband instead
>>749374471that ponytail look does things to me
>>749374590This is a chuddy meme at least in the west, and most of the yuritroons are, well, troons who won't touch HP. Some jp yuritards have slipped in though, mostly by genderbending harry too
>>749374589considering how early masoq drew this one it's funny to think that somehow harry managed to end up dating fucking ginny while draco's not even depressedat least with female ron you could see it evolving that way somehow, but goddamn ginny? she's too busy making out with random ravenclaws to make harry 'jealous' (ignoring that he's not even noticed her doing it)
>>749374669This relationship is going to have one of those "malfoid is taller until they are like 15 and the Harry shoots up like a foot and is suddenly the taller one" things going on isn't it
>>749374406I don't know, why don't you tell us your personal experience?
>>749374596Gryffindor and Slytherin are both competing for the same ruling elite spot just with different values in a sort of old/new money divide. Griffyindor are the modern weird jocks while Slytherin are the struggling aristocrats. which also explains why their two houses in particular are the only ones with a nasty rivalry
>>749374858Rowling really really cannot write romance from a male perspective, which is why ginny acts the way she does but Harry reacts like a woman would
need more yandere malfoid
>>749374913That's what pretty much everyone agrees. Book Harry is tall.
>>749375009what could even happen to flip that switch? i feel like harry dating other people would just make her sad more than anything, so it's got to be something extreme for her to go fullblown possessive over it
>>749374471Yunas are pretty good yearn inducers
>>749372647>Coming of age story>Ends with the main character's death Kinda defeats the purpose doesn't it?
Malfoid is a WHORE!A cheap harlot that sucks goblin toes for knuts!
>>749374471something about this one always gets the neurons firing whenever it's posted
It's kinda funny how many sectumsempra arts there are
>>749374471
>>749375406It's the choker.
>>749375406Its the super model-tier Malfoid.
>>749375175Maybe she grows so infatuated with Harry after the Yule Ball she uses her inquisitorial squad privileges in book 5 to stalk him around.Maybe a few more events in book 4 could be shifted around to allow for yandere Malfoid.
>janitors doing nothing about a site wide Discord raidebin
>>749374596You all need to switch your mind to being a middle class white woman in England and pretending to be struggling working class to sell your image more.>Slytherin are the aristocrats and upper classes, like pedigree, lineage, old money and generally don't consider people below their station as worth their time>Gryffindor are a mix of higher middle-class, nouveau riche and old money without the aristocratic flare, think something more like family that earn merit through military service.>Ravenclaw are primarily middle-class and children of scholars or scientists. Wealth means less but unless you're also studious you aren't going near, its also competitive because they don't want to give up their perch.>Hufflepuff are literally the working class as the middle-class and upper-classes see them. They do the graft work that doesn't require deep thought or managerial skills.You see this a lot in how Rowling writes. Even in the trio.Ron is working class, Hermione is middle-class but has no pedigree and Harry has pedigree and inherited wealth.Harry Potter is painfully English.
>>749375428i quite like how this one puts their own spin on it, where harry can't muster up the intent to strike himself so it backfires on himi know people like the angsty bleeding dracos, but having their more complex relationship actually changing something is interesting - plus it FORCES draco to confront her feelings for him because he's fucking dying in her arms and there's nothing she can do about it
>>749374471For me it's crying Malfoids
>>749375714Rowling was on food stamps or whatever the UK equivalent is when writing the series, so she was definitely writing the main characters (Ron/Harry/Hermione) from her perspective.
>>749375428I wasn't paying attention at the early stages of the phenomenon but I can only guess the thought process went>this Malfoid romance route fits the story so well>what about the most antagonistic scene>oh no it's the best part
>>749375679any proof this exist, or there is actually any coordinated attack? fuck off otherwise then tranny
>>749375817Everyone is on gibs in the UK, even their pedophile king. Doesn't make you low cladd.
ENOUGH of this MALFOID nonsense!Where is MILFOID?
I like the Malfoid thing because it gives a better ending to everything. Draco clearly didn't want to be a part of Voldys shit, he was just an asshole. Far cry from straight up murdering your former classmates.Rowling really went off the rails once she got to big. No editors to clamp down on her dumber ideas so the books got bigger and bigger.
>>749375943worry not, it exists
>>749375943Lucius...
>>749375943
>>749375817I'm aware anon, but she wound up there from a life of privilege and didn't learn a damn thing from it.She's middle-class to the bone, but the kind that has precious little awareness of themselves.Classism remains the UK's major dividing issue, even before immigration and racism though they're catching up.
>>749376012>>749376006now this is the good stuff
>>749376093
>>749358736>t. didnt read the booksharry is not a dork though. he's very much an attractive douchebag just like his father. wearing glasses does not make you a dork.in fact he's probably the biggest chad in school. being the chosen one who survived an attack by wizard hitler, then killed a basilisk in a secret chamber that the entire wizarding world thought was a myth, then won the biggest interschool tournament in the wizarding world, then became the underground youth leader of the wizarding world's CIA, then killed wizard hitler at the end of it all in a final epic dickmeasuring contest duel.he's an absolute fucking chad. daniel radcliffe's portrayal might make him look like a manlet virgincel dork but he's actually not in the books.
>>749376002Understood the assignment.>>749376006>>749376012Laudable attempt but did not understand the assignment.
>>749375827Yeah so the general arc people are landing on seems to be >Meets Malfoy before first year, she acts haughty and makes a bad impression on him but she doesn't realize >Train scene is her intentionally trying to be his friend but he rejects her>Rivals as normal until book 4 with a few scenes being recontextualized>Ends up going with her to the Yule Ball (very important)>She is still given the kill Dumbledore task in book 6, bathroom scene still happens, angst >Book 7 ends with her betraying the death eaters and Harry and her using love to prevail>Happily every after many children No clue how to get between these points but the bones of a good romance exist here
>>749376162
Hufflepuff are the Hobbit house, and that makes them the most based.
>>749376171Yeah Harry is and always was a jock
>>749376002Little kid looks exactly like Byakuya lmao
>>749376246
>>749376317
>>749358623What VN is the forth picture referencing? It looks a whole lot like a certain scene in Fata Morgana.
TRANNY
>>749376386
>>749376386>cho>super prettyhahahaha that's funny artist-san
>>749376171Harry being a manlet would be fine if Radcliffe had a bit of fight in him, like the guy who played Rorschach in Watchmen.
harry potter is boring
>>749376438The artist draws porn, doesn't he?
>>749376505absolutely there's no way he doesn't
>>749355106Sincerely wonder if Hogwarts Legacy will take critique to heart and make the sequel more about the school, classes, and social/relationship sim elements and less about puttering about with tasks in a big open world, or if they'll just do what AAA development tends to do and assume they need to make the map even bigger.
>>749355457No it isn't, and it was never an art but an algorithm
>>749376407Its all Fate.Artoria's smile before she goes back to Avalon in the fate route.
>>749376505Fin.
Sabeh
>>749376171You forgot to mention he did all of that by age 18. Genuinely insane if you think about it.
>>749376386Malfoid should be going "hmph" often, if she's not then she's being out of character
>>749376503Choker is part of her design once she, without knowing yet, becomes part of the Death Eater's plans.The thing is though, wouldn't she actually be used as a seductress towards Harry by the Death Eaters?
2C
>>749374471I like the art that acknowledges that she's still Malfoy and would be kind of a cowardly dork at times despite her elitist attitude
>>749376639Complete with this move
>>749374471this one
>>749371801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FU3PhB9AvY
>>749376783>harry learned accio a year early just to deal with malfoid's antics
>>749376505Kek definitely, didn't expect this from the cute art earlier
>>749376464Harry is described as being a manlet, and skinny. He and Draco are both small males, thats why theyre seekers in the first place. Ron was bigger which is why his job was beating up players with the normie ball and getting beaten up himself. Harry is just average, the artwork being made for the Malfoid trend is all big jawed wide framed skinny tall build typical of romance anime. Harry's body type was absolutely not this lmao >>749376503That said he did beat up Malfoy so he was at least stronger than he was.
>>749371801
>>749370672ok spielberg please give me advice on how to animate this ai slop meme
>>749376171>just like his fatherIf Harry was like his dad he would've bullied Neville. James Potter is genuinely a piece of shit.You can say that Harry is a pretty selfish, self-centered guy in the books, but James OTOH was a total dickwad. And his Marauder friends were an overglorified clique of bullies.Thankfully they all got their deserved comeuppance. James did like a faggot (it was Lily who ultimately made the ultimate Love Sacrifice), Sirius got KWABed by his hot cousin, Lupin got BTFO'd in the final battle, and Peter is a pathetic retard.Meanwhile Snape (their main bully victim) is recognized by all to be the biggest unsung hero in the 2nd wizarding war.
>>749376760Women who are physically fit are attractive!
>>749372134I like the idea that Harry and a redeemed Malfoy would be able to learn from the past and not just be a repeat of the mistakes of people like Snape who pushed away the person they loved.
>>749376887Harry is described as short in Book 1 and that's it. In Book 5 and 7 he's described as being as tall as James was, and James is described as "tall" by Voldemort's thoughts when we see Voldemort's perspective of murdering James and Lily in Book 7.He wouldn't realistically have a six pack, but that's pretty much every single man in any fantasy series.
>>749377065>t. Snape
>>749377103According to the harry potter wiki his height is listed "below 5'9", I dont know if it's ever explicitly stated but I never oncd imagined Harry being 6 feet or having those long limbs and broad shoulders anime characters tend to have. I always imagined him as sort of short and thinly proportioned, and I always figured Ron was bigger. I could be wrong. I don't really give a shit.
>>749377117kekkedMalfoid is great for giving us more material for unhinged Dumbledore
>>749371801Is this NTR for women?
>>749375943Nothing says you can't be a MILF in your early 20s.As someone who actually played Stella Glow, the "evil witch" gets pregnant within 3 months of the game ending. So I imagine Malfoid got a baby growing in her by the time she and Harry formally graduate.
>bro just completely change the characters personality
>>749377319A lot of otome games feature abusive boyfriends and frequent cheating.
>>749377065>it was Lily who ultimately made the ultimate Love Sacrificenever mind that, the dude didn't even have his wand on himall he could do was bodyblock voldy for like 2 seconds
>>749377421Why not? Not like the original characters had any substance
>>749371801aw man...
>>749377370Harry would be such a retard to skip the extra year at Hogwarts just to be a wizard cop that didn't even properly finish school. Bet he wouldn't do it in the Malfoid AU
I'm not interested in these coomer trends but I appreciate how this makes trannies seethe by combining harry potter with aryan appreciation reminding them they can't compete, and genderbending making trannies jealous
>>749377480To be fair he thought he was invisible to Voldemort based on the spell Dumbledore helped with.
>>749377516Bro malfoid hates aryans and whites and such for thinking they're anything but dirty muggles At this point you're just making cringe OC
>>749377421Some of the art and little comics sort of keep it in line but others its just completely rewriting everything which seems kind of silly. She'd still have Draco's parents, so she'd still believe in all the same shit. An actual romance between them would be hard, she'd be going against everything her parents believed in. She'd be rich as fuck and from a very old pure bloodline. I'd imagine she would likely have to contend with an arranged marriage her parents set up, she'd still be surrounded by other Slykikerins, etc. She would have a hard life. There is a good idea there I think and easy to milk drama.
>>749377065don't you have a potions class to teach nigga?
>>749377510Becoming a wizard cop is a retarded and somewhat miserable ending anyway. It could've made more sense if he studied to become a teacher and eventually Headmaster at Hogwarts
>>749377575Rowling would write Malfoid as getting over those things if she went for a love angle with Harry so not really, she would have to contend with those aspects of her life and belief system or she'd be never be accepted by the actual Harry and his friends.
>>749355457>>749355470Jesus christ stop infesting the board with your HP fanfiction. Literally go back to Tumblr. Jannies are fucking faggots for not deleting these threads on sight.
>>749377510The idea that Harry would just be some glowie us horrific and could only be envisioned as a good end by a bougie.
>>749376451Wtf Voldemort is literally us
>>749377645Harry just wants to fling magic at bad guys.He's already fucking rich with his inheritance and totaling that with Malfoid's inheritance makes his job a formality when he could realistically bum around and keep having kids until he dies.
>>749377510>harry sits down thinking of what he wants to do next after getting the offer to go straight to auror training>leaning towards going wizard cop because the thrill of the fight is still running through him>mcgonagall casually drops that malfoy's planning on taking the extra year since she was too busy trying to (sneakily) protect the kids to actually get an education>instantly blurts out "I'll take the extra year then, thanks.">mcgonagall doesn't even know if malfoy's coming back or not, but she's hoping the same trick will work twice
makes you realize hermione's only pretty because she's usually the only girl in the room.
>>749355734Yeah, I'm sure you're really sticking it to her. Oh, you'll never be a woman, by the way.
>>749377065based snapefag
>>749377802
>>749377701ESL? That has nothing to do with my post.
>>749377762He's not even a good duelist though, he used fucking Expelliarmus on Voldemort, who by rights, should've casually blocked such a tutorial level spell with ease.
>>749376815Pregnant&mom femdraco is best femdraco.
>>749377065My favorite teacher btw fuck gryffinjerks
>>749377857
>>749376564What critique? It sold 40 million copies
>>749377870Perhaps magic thugs and bums committing magic crimes are even weaker than that.
>>749377791lolno
>>749377802She should be more scared, Hermione already beat up Malfoy, no reason the girl version of her wouldn't get beat up too.
>how it looks like when Malfoid bullies you in parsel
>>749375984trannytard
>>749377881gonna follow his footsteps and get cucked?
>>749377791Hermione is described as fairly plain for most of the series and when she got filled up for the Yule Ball that was the first time she was described as pretty. Iirc she also had buck teeth that she had reducedShe was very much Rowling's self insert and there are a bunch of times that you could see in interviews in the like that she was mad that Emma Watson ended up prettier than her self insert. It may have had read effects on how Rowling wrote the last few books
>>749377919can't these ESL fucks use google translate, it's free
>>749377928Hogwarts is the most interesting place in the magical word and Rowling fucked up hard by having him leave it
Nevermind the scars, does she still have the tattoo?
>>749377996Having Hermione end up with fucking Ron as punishment for Emma being pretty does make a lot of sense.
>>749358736I didn't read his post, but like the other guy probably said, I actually read the books and Harry is not a heroic dork. He's much more like the new kid or the homeschooled kid who shows up one year and ends up being the star quarterback.
>>749378070Figured they all lost the tattoo when Voldemort died.
>>749378070probably went away when voldemort died.
>>749377870Harry only won that duel because Voldemort was using Harry's own wand by rights. Snape basically conned him im a way, Voldemort thought he was the master of the Elder Wand. He never found out Draco got his ass beat by Harry and was made its rightful owner. So Harry could've cast any spell really.
you're lusting over a man
>>749378137Yeah I know, honestly most of the last book and the ending entirely is pretty trash.
This meme keeps on giving.
>>749355106>90% discount >Remember I have the free copy granted by EGS>still buy on steam
>>749378086Never watched HP beyond the 2nd movie is Ron that bad?
>>749378215He's alright in the books but just not a good fit for Hermione. Unless you assume she is just an intelligent masochist punishing herself by marrying an idiot of a husband
>>749378151No? Why is the concept so hard to understand?
>>749378151Don't deadgender my beautiful mabfoid
>>749378185Eh, I thought it was fine. Its ironic, Voldemort just keeps winding up entrapped by magic shit around Harry because he's an insane retard, its like poetry, it rhymes. No matter what he does he always seems to get trapped in the orbit of magic bullshit around this kid. Killing his parents, then reviving himself with his blood, then trying to possess him, then finally getting caught up in wand shenanigans.
>all this wasted talent on a draco bowsette meme instead of femsnape Potter you fool
Lots of cute manga that I'm too lazy to post
>>749377996>>749378086sad that jkr botched that pairing because of her own foid tendencies. a male author would never.
>>749378298>>749378151>tranny balding
>>749378215Nah hes alright. He's got his moments. He's loyal, he kills one of the horcruxes by himself, etc. Hes a good supporting protagonist I think.
>>749378215other anon is correct, Ron is a great bro but him and hermione don’t work that well as a couple, on top of that you have Harry and Ginny which is an even worse couple
>>749378321I can understand the it's fitting for Voldemort to get entangled in strange magic and getting BTFO, I just wish Harry wasn't such a boring retard.
>>749378151You will never even pass as a woman in a Discord call.
>>749378151Does this look like a man to you?
Someone please help this bitch.
>>749378215>runt of the litter >is a complete ass toward harry several times about harry being a orphan and not part of the magic world for most of his life. >picks a ride on harry's coattails several times>gets super cocky when he gets his chad moment when he joins the quiditch team and thinks he is a chad thundercock>betrays harry at least two times
>>749378380>"it's ethical to bully people for wrongart" and "I don't feel safe" in the same screencaplmao. What ever happened to talk shit get hit? Just hide the Harry Potter tag and look at Minecraft bees lil bro.
>>749377881Anon wants to eat Lily's used up pussy in between bullying sessions
A male author would've done:Harry x LunaHermoine x CedricRon x Cho(Reformed) Draco x GinnyAnd it would've actually been so much better than we we've got. Prove me wrong.
>>749378341> no /ss/ with femsnape and year 1 potter
>>749377117dumbledore posting always makes me kek
>>749378215Ron is a bro, but it really feels out of left field that he and Hermione end up together.
>>749378215it's not ron that's an issue, it's their relationshipit's built entirely on them arguing with each other, like that's 70-80% of their interactionstwo friends butting heads all the time is one thing, but when you're in a relationship? when you're married? it just doesn't work, in a story with any sort of realism they wouldn't have even made it to the wedding much less get to the point that we'd be sitting here going 'oh they'll definitely get divorced soon'both of them deserve better than a marriage where you can't even move a book across a shelf without a shouting match
>>749371206hufflepuff had the most sluts and fucking by far, the best female to male ratio. the other houses are too far up their own asses. especially ravenclaw. hufflepuff won bigly.
>>749378529>and look at Minecraft bees lil bro...did the trannies claim fucking Minecraft bees now? I don't bluesky or Minecraft.
>>749378537>Hermoine x Cedricnobody wants that
>>749378484In what way?
trannies must be conflicted because they want to be like "SHE'S LITERALLY JUST LIKE ME" but it's harry potter so they want to kill themselves thinking about it
>>749378215Ron is a LAD who says girls and studying is annoying and is basically Harry's hypeman. He's mostly irrelevant, one time he tries to tell Sirius to back off and in the movies that line is given to Hermione so there's this narrative that Hermione steals all of Ron's based scenes but really he has none outside of being good at chess (lmao)
>>749371206Hufflepuff is low key the Charisma option House. Everyone liked Cedric and theyre generally implied to be very affable people that are humble but no one like hates them. I'd imagine a lot of them wound up in high ranking positions because of that, like Chief Auror or whatever.
>>749378664How kind of Harry to hold and support Malfoid while she is about to drool out more slugs.
>>749378583Sometimes writers fall into the trap of thinking a good romantic pairing is the one thats unpredictable. Everyone assumed it was gonna be her and Harry. My theory is JK desperately threw a curveball for the sake of a curveball.
>>749378537>Hermoine x Cedriceveryone would have wanted that
>>749378380>trannies play the victim card even on the tranny website created solely because the other tranny website was purchased by someone who they don't likeMan.
>>749378529>lmaot. tranny mad
>>749378726Yes.
Suddenly, Oliver Wood>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2atlpj7AGXU
>>749378537A male author would give us Cedrica and turn Voldy into the most hated villain of all fiction forever
>>749378537Harry x Luna is another one that would have been infinitely better than Ginny.
>>749378537>>749378738I thought Hermione x Krum was cute. Smart girl and big brutish gorilla with some hidden depths is always great.
>>749378885Neither character acts like this
>>749378736i mean the main issue if he did would then be 'well why the fuck does ginny exist then?'it's like if naruto got with sakura, you'd be just wondering why hinata was even there in the first place
>>749378937it's almost as if the point of these comics is WHAT IFs....>Inb4 they should stay in characterno, cause WHAT IF they acted differently? thats the entire point
>>749378937Then draw them acting they way they should.
>>749378951Cute indeed.
>>749378537>(Reformed) Draco x Ginnyactually kino desureformed aryan racist and the last surviving male member of a family of proud purebloods getting with the ginger family of purebloods famous for being muggle sympathisers
Slytherin is literally a corpo culture enviroment. I could not imagine how exhausting it would be to be around that 24/7. Dont see the appeal at all or why /v/ is so attracted to it. Ravenclaws autism would definitely lead to some crazy debauchery that you fuckers always are on about. Huffle is just frat & sorority girls and Gryfindor is full of church girls who are crazy in bed in their own right.The choice is obvious.
>>749379003
>>749378937I like the idea that getting Malfoy pussy cools Harry's head and stops him from going full retard book 4 onwards. It's like he's a giga brainlet with zero goals who drifts from scene to scene while refusing to do anything and SHOUTING IN ALL CAPS when people talk to him.
>>749378992Really should have been upto the editor to reel JK in with that and say "no thats stupid"
>>749379008Eyes on the price!!!
>>749378997>>749379003How can you be like this but get irate over nigger elves in lotr
Sweaters over uniforms, man
>dies
>>749379160Because they're fat and ugly?Being visually appealing would be a good start but that's verboten in the west.
>>749379205sweaters are the thinking man's clothing preference
>>749379017>aryan racist Complete headcanon that doesn't even make senseWhy would a wizard follow muggle's muggle supremacy ideals? An ideology that puts white muggles above purebloods?
>>749379003I love this
>>749378537>>749378886most of malfoid yearning is actually just misplaced yearning for the Harry x Luna ship that every other altfoid on myspace was wishing for before they got cucked by Ginnypeople just want to see Harry get with the blonde cutie
Do I need mods to enjoy Hogwarts legacy?Are the DLCs worth getting?
>>749377926People can still critique a success
i want to fuck a shemale malfoy.
>>749378992Ginny existed to be kidnapped in Chamber of Secrets and should've stayed a background character. Have her date Colin Cameraboy so readers can clap and go "It's him, it's the boy from the second book!"
>>749379220Its not fair bros
>>749379374>“I wonder what they’ve brought,” said Mr. Weasley, leaning forward in his seat. “Aaah!” He suddenly whipped off his glasses and polished them hurriedly on his robes. “Traps!”>“What are tra — ?”>But a hundred traps were now gliding out onto the field, and Harry’s question was answered for him. Traps were women … the most beautiful women Harry had ever seen … except that they weren’t — they couldn’t be — women. This puzzled Harry for a moment while he tried to guess what exactly they could be; what could make their skin shine moon-bright like that, or their white-gold hair fan out behind them without wind … but then the music started, and Harry stopped worrying about them not being women — in fact, he stopped worrying about anything at all.
>>749379070
>>749379315Harry/Luna is a totally different meal.
>>749379160
>>749379315Luna completely lacks the starcrossed enemies to lovers, tsundere ojousama aspect.
>>749379426You just have this saved?
>>749379384life is never fair
>>749379478yar
>AIEEEEE MALFOY WOULDN'T ACT LIKE THIS
>>749379231GOD DAMMIT!!!
>>749379478they've posted it about 5 times now so yes
>>749379478I'm saving it
so what is your perfect soundtrack for the imagined anime adaptation? I'm thinking 2000's pop-punk/emo-pop for maximum angst
>>749379315Luna is a completely different vibe than Draco, but female. Luna is the spaced out manic pixie dreamgirl who does too many psychedelics vibe.
>>7493795215 times? IN A ROW?
>>749379332I dont know if there is one but the game needs an actual hard mode.No mod to make puzzles harder unfortunately.
I like to imagine that the guys at Hogwarts use magic to become trannies and take turns becoming the rest of the guys' cumdump and rotate.
>>749379231Kinda hot
>>749379605in a row? noI'd fuck him
>>749379453they're called horseless carriages with fire elementals trapped under the seats.it's perfectly believable, you're just not trying hard enough.
>>749379160it's infecting literature where they don't belong for the sake of replacing european culturethe same trannies who defend blacks in all media will seethe the second you suggest putting whites in black panther
>>749379315Ur wrong on principle, but harry luna is probably still the second best pairing after harry malfoid and it's not because their blonde
>>749379571A late 90s VN to 2000s anime, yeah>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wWLaj7mb0M>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSyG9_bVhT4
I just think she's neat
>>749379160The upcoming TV series doesn’t have a female Malfoy, but has a nigger Snape.No one here is demanding it would have a female Malfoy, or trying to force her in any official capacity.Imagine that.
>>749379440>yandere draco sorts the big problem of the story out in year 5 by killing voldemort when he enters the manor>rest of the story is occasionally going on a trip to get a horcrux while placating the scary murderfiend living in harry's bed (she found a secret passage to the gryffindor common room and won't leave)
>>749379737Ok but so is pretending a wizard supremacist wouldn't look down on white muggles because they're a white wizardIt's the same shit
>>749379573no when people bring up luna they mean in the context of the story as it is, not a rewrite like malfoid. harry and luna were perfect for each other in the story as it is>give harry the perfect counterpart to his quiet angst>unlike literally ANYONE else she actually understands his feelings and has lived through them tooif you read the books its like shes setting them up for romance, and then he just blindly goes looking for ginny who she has absolutely nothing in common with. ginny is also the school bike unironically
someone recommend me some good Harry Potter magic tranny porn or comic or fic or whatever.
>>749379727pretending not to understand huh?classic tactic
>>749379869>if you read the booksI read the books and that is my opinion based on the books. I don't even remember the movies.
>>749379942>I don't even remember the moviesthen dont describe her using the movie interpretation
Smells faintly of apples
>>749379975>drawn by a womanWhat did she meme by this
>>749379903The only one thinking about troons is you
>>749380051The yearning isn't only meant for men.
>>749380039I didn't. Disagreement aside, the Malfoid vibe (tsundere rival) is still completely different than Luna.
>>749380064You realize malfoid is canonically just Draco with a polyjuice potion?
>>749380051Who cares what woman think, they dont even know what they want because they cant be honest to themselves.
>500 post limit reachedwhat a sad state of affairs
>>749380146No, why are you spreading disinformation?
>>749379571The Guilty Crown people have the right idea, it needs to be supercell
>>749379571A soundtrack composed by MONACA.
>>749379921again, you just have a limited imagination.A 2021 BMW 5 Series 530i with optional heated seating just needs to be creatively reinterpreted with some explaining.With fantasy anything is possible.
>How feasible would it be, Professor, to kill a mother and father and then start a cult in order to bring a different father and mother in to it, then have their kids hook up?
>>749380180I know, it should be 1000
>>749380180It's actually a good thing, we are past bump limit with over 100 images before cap with the benefit of being off the front page
>>749380237Stop replying to the trannies.
what's the point of yearning if you'll never get what you yearn for?that's just cruel.
>>749379571>>749379807>Light hearted first half progressing to dark second half Sounds like a good time
>>749379848I was thinking of another variation of this where Harry just passes a crazy speech check at the very end of book 5, confesses his feelings and makes Malfoid understand what's coming after Lucius failed.Malfoid changes sides, they raid Malfoy Manor to save the mom. Rest of the story is a horcrux hunt + romance
>>749380226>>749380293Women and stupid tattoos, even in fiction it's unavoidable
>>749378937you have never hugged anyone else in your life
>malfoidzzz>MALEfoidREAL SHIT
>>749380180It's sad too. During the start of the sale when threads popped up I wanted to talk about the GAME itself on the VIDEO GAMES board but everyone is too busy talking about malfoid or trannies or the books and so my game posts get ignored.Just go to >>>/lit/ or something man
>>749380420The projection lmao Hugs? Im sorry you aim so low anon.
>>749380406It was a magic sign placed by Voldemort on all of his servants, Anon.They all lost it when he died
>>749380051>selfinsert as stacy that is loved by chad potter.There is not that big of a difference between a harem protag and a shoujo love interest.
>>749380364Maybe we're not meant to get what we yearn for, just yearning is the main goal?I dunno, it sucks.
>>749380503Malfoid is made for getting mugged by hermione.
>>749380364I am promised 72 Malfoids in the afterlife
P-P-P-P-P-Pottah!
>>749380501because there's genuinely nth to talk about? HL is another AAA open world with ubislop chores but in a harry potter paint
>>749380605But only if I yearn hard enough
Another one for the folder
>>749380528>lmaohit a nerve huh
>>749380696lmao
>>749380462so true xisterthe discord will get a kick out of this one
>>749380767>small, aristocratic chest!
>>749379384it never even started
>>749380406and?
>>749380769it's okay anon life will get better one day..
>>749380786you haven't lived until you've tried bussy
>>749380907Uh, sweaty, he said STUPID tattoos, not BASED tattoos.
>>749380801Yes
>>749380976>that HermioneHeh
yall gay
>>749381251Nah
>>749381251I wish I were gay
>>749381251you wouldn't get it
malfoid casts muska intensium on harry's balls
>my youtube recsHow the fuck did they know
>>749381584They analyze your cookies.
>>749380976
>>749380936>cries to janny and has a meltie because I made fun of his stupid cringe fanfictionSo fragile stay off 4chan jfc
>>749381251i'm not gay, i'm just prison gay.you don't blame a guy for going gay due to lack of pussy.
>749381641(Yo-Not!
>>749381584you've been fingerprinted
>>749355734>gender conotations of giving Draco a wombit's just an alternate version of a character, not a tranny, not draco ripping off his dick and calling himself a woman
>>749381251Does this look gay to you?
>>749381584Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do?
>>749381701>waiting to impregnate her at 29gayest thing i've ever seen
>>749381686>caring about engagement Did it become a snowballs, sar?
>>749381814how do you know it's not the fifth child?
>>749381814Probably isn't her first pregnancy.
>>749381814it's her 9th pregnancy
New thread or Harry's getting locked in the female restroom
>>749381814it's hews, he's been banging her since 8 knowing him
>>749381814wizard fertility boosters go hard, she'll be spawning healthy children until 40
>>749381814They are working towards a whole Quidditch team of pottahs.
i just want a bro who will comfort me when i fail to pick up chicks, by drinking a genderbender potion and letting me pound his ass.
>>749381931harry caught fapping to moaning myrtle and malfoid banishing the ghost to takeover herself
>>749382098>i just want a bro who will comfort me when i fail to pick up chicksThat's not abnorm–>by drinking a genderbender potion and letting me pound his ass.Maybe there's a reason you fail to pick up chicks.
