>4chan incels: he wasn't a samurai>respectable experts: he was a samuraiWHO DO I TRUST???
>>749504425He was a jester
>>749504425Who give a shit about this? Like this was internet buzz half a year ago.
This has to be one of the biggest fumbles in the game industry. For a whole decade people wanted an AC game set in Japan and Ubisoft had to ruin it.
>>749504425it shouldn't matter in the first place because AC has always been about historical fiction. The people not wanting yasuke just use historical accuracy as a pretense for them not wanting positive depictions of blacks in media to begin with
>>749504425>yes he was >t. redditorwow sure showed me.
>>749504425>respectable expertsI went down this rabbithole and it was funny. Yusuke was made up by one guy who credited himself to sell books, he's as historically accurate as Yakub with a similar story of conception
>>749504425>"""Experts""" list themselves as the sourceGee I dunnoTruth is that at least half of history is poorly recorded and the other half is outright lies, but neither truth nor lies justify you sticking your dick into other people's fantasy wank
>>749504693I agree on the grounds that he would be a cool.NPC and could even be your wise mentor for woke points, but going full woke and make you play as the (flimsy) historical figure was a massive wasted opportunity and the game's main sin.Nobody complained about Nioh's Yasuke.
>>749504425>entire "evidence" of yasuke being a samauri comes from litterally one source who was revealed to be signal boosting himself on a Wikipedia article he wrote>entire assassin's creed debacle ends up causing massive historical audit and gets said historian removed from his prestigious college job and effectively exiled from Japanese educationProbably the funniest "oh yeah that happened" event, along with Hulk Hogan taking down an entire media empire and inadvertently starting the decline of American news media
1) No one really knows.2) But probably not.3) Doesn't matter because assassin's creed protagonists are always foreigners.4) Although making the protagonist of AC:Japan a black man is definitely not what most people expected. It was likely intentional to generate controversy around the game.5) Even then, you shouldn't hate the game just because the protagonist's skin color isn't similar to yours.I think I covered all important points here.
>>749504660>>749504693>>749504710>>749504752>>749504915
Yasuke twitter drama in 2026?wow thanks /v/
>>749504660Disingenuous post
>trying to revive /vpol/ culture war garbage from 2 years ago>and it's actually working with some retards giving unironic answers to this shit threadRiveting. 60 threads filtered and I still have to see garbage like this.
I hate reddit so fucking much. The real historians probably got banned.
>>749504425What do you think the (((respectable experts))) would have said under a nazi regime?> A threat to our current regime (heavily dependent on racial narratives, just like nazis) will result in your life/career getting destroyed.> Just like in the old days.
>be Nobunaga>looking at what these foreigners have>holy shit look at that guy>he's tall as fuck and as dark as the night>I gotta have this guy in my court to show off>I'll call him a samurai too lmao, really piss people offNobunaga was a fucking troll so him naming a random black dude as a samurai tracks.
>>749504425>respectable expertsThis is why America is falling behind of education.
>>749504967>my dick is bigger than yoursOkay? You want to fuck or something?
>>749504425>(((respectable experts)))
>>749504425Yasuke was actually over 8 foot tall, gigaroided, used to be used by the Spaniards to haul crates and masonry stone that would require 4+ people to carry. He was witnessed in one battle ripping a tree out of the ground to use as an improvised weapon after breaking his club smashing through a fortress wall and was often mistaken as a vengeful yokai of destruction.
>>749504425Wasn't the so-called "expert" on Yasuke just a guy literally quoting his own posts he made on other sites?
>>749505045What is not said enough is that nobunaga really fucking hated the samauri class and did shit like having tea ceremonies and elevating randoms like hideyoshi just to piss them off. He also had many issues with Buddhist monks and constantly held discussions with the Portuguese on everything from guns to the world.
>>749504425>generic underage newfag "you're all losers" postInternet discourse is fucking garbage.
>>749505179Worse. It was a former college professor who made a book, then referenced the book in several other sites while referencing the sites referencing the book. Basically he created a highly unethical spiral of academic validity to boost his own career
>>749504425>a game about a black man killing Japanese peopleNot very woke of you friend.
>>749504967I think the funniest thing about this is that it's fiction
>>749505238I love how the Buddhist monks tried to discredit him by calling him a demon, so he started signing all his letters as "Demon King of the Sixth Heaven".
>>749505327that's actually pretty giga. 4chan losers don't have the intellegence or connections to make up their own history.
Shouldn't you be grateful that this game killed Ubisoft?Who the fuck was waiting for AC Japan anyway? AC has always been crap.
>>749504967Stop posting that
>>749505023>Stop having fun
culture war ragebait engagement farming thread #291939on an unrelated note 4chan's traffic has been fizzling out ever since moot left
what explains this?
>>749505429Nobunaga was a nihilist before it was cool.
>>749505335brownoid subhumans murdering all whites (and white-adjacents) is literally at the core of wokeit doesn't get much woker than this
>>749504967>>749505479Weird that neither of them know what average is
>>749504425Where is your source now, btw? Last I heard he was stripped of his professorship and we never heard from him again.
>>749504425He's depicted as a samurai in all Japanese media, that's good enough for me.
>>749504425
>>749505508second is forced representation that is shoved in there to mention how great the blacks are and how better they are as a people. first one is just a character, not gay and not fake.
>>749504624/thread
>oh no people are rightfully shitting on my goyslop >this webm of other goyslop will show them!
>>749505508Clearly there's no reason for this and woke culture didn't have any influence on people's behavior, they just decided to be racist out of nowhere
>>749504915Hulk truly was our greatest savior.
>>749505327>>749505537How can both of these be true at the same time? Which one is lying?
>>749505508>before King Nigger>after King NiggerNot that hard.
>>749504425It was all fine and dandy until the french fucked it up... yet again.
>>749504425>censors the names like a ledditardYou are a nger just like yasugay and will never be taken seriouslyReminder that the game had a finished draft which got discarded to slap a chick and a nger on the cover
>>749504425It’s the definition of Samurai. It’s like saying boogie woogie bugle boy is a soldier
>>749504425BASED AND REDPILLED ASMONGOLD
>>749504967So that's how you got this job.
>>749504425>respectable expertsName one of them.
>>749504967>you smart?>muh dick
>>749505676Up until extremely recently, basically everything about the sengoku period was just retold myths stated as facts. Oda for example was basically Japanese demon Hitler while hideyoshi was portrayed as Jesus. It is only recently with critical look at history and look at those who pushed it that the narrative is finally correcting
>>749504967>Do we have the black guy act mature and intelligent in order to prove the racist wrong?>No, let's have the black guy agree with him and act like a rapist as wellGenuinely no idea what they we're thinking with this.
>>749505701>calls out censorship while being too afraid to type niggerLmao
>>749505906Women writing probably
>>749504425I don't care about ubishit and neither should these so called progressives
>>749505141>>749505179>>749505327>expert on YasukeThat would be Thomas Lockley. And before you ask, yes, he is one of them.>>749505528He deleted all his online accounts and scurried away into a rat hole once exposed.
>>749504660DEI shit aside, I'm sure they were pulling their hair out when they realized they let someone else break their "AC: Japan in case of emergency" glass firstso in turn, they were desperate to come up with anything to distinguish themselves from GoT
>>749505906sorry but normal people watching that just see a small dicked racist chud getting owned
>>749504425when i hear a game about japanese samurai the first thing i wish for is to play the only nigger who ever stepped foot on the island until the 20th century
ROFL
>>749505508>From childhood
>>749504425Yes he was a samurai. No it doesn't mean jack shit for all the same reasons knight doesn't mean jack shit. Frankly I don't expect most people to understand those reasons.
>>749506000>normal peopleI think its time to start calling them what they are. nonhumans if you don't have enough of a cognitive spark to see the world the way it is you are not human.
>>749505906>Genuinely no idea what they we're thinking with this.Like 99% of wokeness, the purpose is not instruction but humiliation. The whole thing not making sense is arguably a positive for its main purpose. The writers and their core audience just see and enjoy the humiliation of the enemy, assessing what is being said never crosses their minds.
>>749504931>3) Doesn't matter because assassin's creed protagonists are always foreigners.A complete fucking lie, as expected of an aquaposter.Almost every previous protagonist has been a fictional character native to where the game takes place, only exception being Eivor and arguably Edward.
>>749506054>culture war grifter riles up his baseYou fall for this? You're that easy?
>>749504967gee i hope thats worth the high poverty rate, lactose intolerance and high crime rate in your communities
>respectable experts>reddit
>>749506210>crying about anything but the matter at handshalom
>>749504425actually, it was a lying jew who wrote fanfic.
>>749504425>respectable experts
>>749506210>support israel to own the libs!The goyim truly deserve whatever that happens to them.
>>749505934pozzed site
>>749504931>5) Even then, you shouldn't hate the game just because the protagonist's skin color isn't similar to yours.WRONG
>>749504425This shit was the dumbest controversy of the last ten years, it's a shitty Ubislop game
>>749506278realize that those redditors did not approach this topic in an unbiased manner and most likely tried to find sources for the viewpoint they already had due to liberalisms
>>749506371>and most likely tried to find sources for the viewpoint they already had due to liberalismslike blaming the jews for literally everything?
>>749505906leftists are just as racist as righties, they're just in denial about it
>>749505017Retard lol
>>749504931>Doesn't matter because assassin's creed protagonists are always foreigners.Altair is not a foreignerEzio is not a foreignerRatonhnhake is a halfbreed native amerimanNatham is a colonist but his father formerly founded a pirate nationEdward is a pirate who made his own nation with his buddies
>>749506415they are only racist if you are not part of their voting bloc, right wingers are always racist and honest about it. unless playing a bit for corporate part.
>>749506405Lefties also do that now lmao
here's your historical source
>>749506536>AfricanWasn't he actually a streetshitter?
>>749504425>Ubisoft desperate enough to do a remake of an old best seller game even skipping the first ones that came before, not doing one by one like capcomKek they are surely doing well
>>749506405Wrong thread to use this cope considering a lying jew is literally to blame for this.
>>749506536>a honored
>>749504915It's the same shit with that rich african giving away gold, the green(stein) brothers leddit faggot just repeated fake bullshit, as they always do. It never fucking happened.>>749504967The jews really love them black boys don't they?
>>749506512Epstein Files, Palestine and Lockdowns were the way they were redpilled about the jews.
>>749506619He was a blak kang from wakanda
>>749506694broken clock, i suppose.also i love the wording of "to blame for this." such a good little culture warrior.
>>749505327Oh same tactic they use when it's about holocaust. Got it.
>>749506834A broken clock being right ten times a day is astonishing
>>749504425Why do the west or is it white, love worshipping anything that can be linked to a nigger so much? I get the slavery guilt and such, but sometimes it goes beyond that and simply feels fetishtic. Was it caused by the water they consumed?
>>749506694him and the wife of a jew who fantasizes about boy rape, a jew who wears kimonos like a costume, and a Jap communist. Ubisoft went to all these "experts".
>>7495044254chan. Respectable experts don't exist anymore.
>>749506834Retard lol
>>749506901i suppose everything looks like a nail.
>>749504967This killed every Whites in the room
>>749506907>creating a fictional story is worshippingoh wait, the bible. you might be on to something, cuck.
>>749504425>the conclusion of all reasonable historians on the matterwasn't it revealed however that every single claim of yasuke being a samurai originated with a single historian who just kept spreading his independent claim?
>>749507014Fucking hell you're a moron lmao
>>749507054did the jews do that too?
>>749507089Are you asking if the jews made you a moron? Because the way you're acting is making me think they might have had something to do with it, yes.
>>749506210This entire topic was culture war shit from the start.
>>749506950Sometimes you need to crack a nutSometimes you have to bludgeon a fool.A hammer is a versatile tool.
>>749507089Are the jews in the room with us right now?
>>749507193No shit.>>749507239They appear to be in every thread about this game, so possibly.
>i trust youtube grifters over actual historians
>>749506907not the waterjust something in our blood
>>749504624tpbp
>>749504425disregard that, i suck cock
>>749506950How topical for me to read.
>>749507207This entire game was culture war shit from the start.
>>749507338>trusting historiansYou should trust primary sources. Historians have monetary motivation to misrepresent history, thus being controversial and selling more.
>>749504425In 2026? I would honestly trust a 4chan incel over "the experts". Not even trying to be edgy or anything. I'm being serious.
Groomers on Rëddit said it so it must be true
>>749507503>Historians have monetary motivation to misrepresent historyHey buddyso do the grifters you watch.
>was objectively not a samurai>japan was so offended by corporate america putting this minstrel show monkey into a game where he tears apart historical japan that they boycotted the game
>>749504425You mean the expert that got his credentials ripped away after it came out he made it all up? That expert?
>>749507570Moron
>>749506907It's simply because how our history was made. Yes, slavery and fetishing beyond that also true...
>>749507551sex kitten programming is more apt and abrasive than "groomer."
>>749505508>From childhoodOf course a zoomer bitch made this "meme"
>>749506907Its artificial anon, if there wasnt trillion dollar hedgefunds backing the worship, the west would be similar to the east. This is highly unnatural.
>>749505508kids don't have enough reference points in life to understand better."woke" is a feeling of misrepresented reality, which is why person A with enough life experience may recognize something as woke while person B won't recognize it as woke.it is common for person A to be younger than person B however it may not always be the case if person A is sheltered and don't get out so much. then he won't have enough reference points to determine that something is in fact a misrepresentation of reality (woke).
>>749504425Trust the japanese wikipedia article. Trust the English wikipedia article before Ubisoft employees tried editing it. Trust that not a single historical source calls him a samurai, yet wikipedia wants you to believe it simply because non-primary sources have written blogs saying he was.
>>749504693Wrong, AC1 even obsessed over not misrepresenting historical crossbows.
>>749507570I didn't say to trust grifters. That would be silly when I'm saying that historians are grifters.
So basically /v/ lost right
>>749506907Leftism is inherently anti-white, and leftists have infiltrated nearly every institution in the west. To them, it doesn't matter that the white man ended slavery or that slavery was practiced pretty much everywhere in the world in far more gruesome and cruel ways by non-whites. Its about demoralizing and trying to destroy the white man, even through historical revisionism and black worship.
>>749506803What part of Mansa Musa isn’t real? He was a king and had a shitload of gold.
>>749505508>fictional charactervs>historical revisionismI'd prefer Lee wasn't black either, but he's less out of place than a black as a protagonist in Japan.
There wouldn't be a discussion about "historical accuracy" if he was just a nameless white samurai dudes,People just want any excuse to blame others while their own lives get worse due to world politics turning into a giant caste system, you will keep voting for this btw
>>749504967By the way, the "big black cock" legend was a roman psyop, it was meant to depict black people as closer to beasts than humans (romans were obsessed with dicks, symbol of life kinda shit)A legend because there's a study somewhere that says on average blacks have slightly smaller dicks than whites.
>>749504660Nowhere even close, did it even do that bad? No way is it even the biggest flop of its year, maybe even its release month lmao.
>>749504660Not really, everyone was already sick of the franchise and the ass creed formula. Ghost of Tsushima squeezed the last bit of juice from that fruit
>>749506128He wasn't a samurai. Feel free to cite even one (1) primary source calling him such, thomas lockley.
>>749506210How do his words have anything to do with the picture proving the historians wrong? Do you just believe the opposite of what assmongold say?
>>749504425>respectable expert (con artist)
>>749504624But that's every thread
I sure love rapeape threads
>>749504967>you think you are smarter then me>yes>MUH DICK
>>749505979>so in turn, they were desperate to come up with anything to distinguish themselves from GoTThey could just set it in the Meiji era or something, boom, problem solved
>>749507879that study counts blacks in africa which do have small dicks and whites in europe who do have big dicksin america blacks do have statistically larger penis than american whites
>>749507879In fact, romans and greeks didn't value how big it is but rather how moderate it is (there's a perfect proportion, imagine golden locks but with dicks instead of soup, not too big, not too small, just the right size)
>>749507582Don't forget the Japanese expert who got exposed as being an ex-communist party member.
Weird how all left wing people want him to be an actual samurai for some reason
>>749507503Researching primary sources is a profession, and it turns out it's called historian. it's not perfect but a random guy doesn't have the resources and knowledge to do it himself, you're gonna have to trust an authority at some point. And you chose to trust youtube grifters or your gut feeling, that's your choice.
>>749504425Of all the fucking games I don't get why the fuck do Ubisoft think they need to edit the wikipedia page the moment they announced this game? It's like they've been waiting for that moment.Also boasting about cutting watermelon and bamboo fences when fucking MGR did billion times better.
>>749504425Trust the incels obviously. You shouldn't believe many so-called "experts" because they are a bunch of subversive political hacks trying to push an agenda. I don't see how any rational sane person could look at what happened with Yasuke and trust what you're told about a lot of things really.
>>749504967I have a big dick so this doesn't work on meGuilting works really well tho
>>749504967oh wow they really don't like this one
>>7495044254channers. The "respectable experts" were consistently wrong (or deliberately lying) on most issues in the past decade.
>>749507708>"woke" is a feeling of misrepresented realityPretty much and this is exactly why people who say San Andreas would be considered woke nowadays are purposely misrepresenting the point.You will never see a black person acting like a nigger in woke media, they're always good hearted characters that excel at everything. It's deliberately misrepresenting them to reshape your worldview.
>>749508118>chose to trust youtube grifters or your gut feeling
>>749507956Shincho Koki, Nobunaga gave him a house and servants and a ceremonial sword. If you want to get into the nitty gritty about him fighting and whatnot then no, I don't believe all of that extra shit but it's a safe claim that he held the title. What the title is worth is its own conversation.
>>749506480>Ezio is not a foreignerHe is in Revelations
>>749508216I'm not a taxonomist, but I am an autist and in my expert opinion any two animals that can produce fertile offspring should be the same species, and all else should be defined as subspecies, including human ethnic groups
>>749506152What's hilarious is that there ARE some left wing people who are self aware enough to recognize this pandering and find it insulting.The thing is that most left wing people are not really people who think about politics, they just follow others.
>>749506808Leftists supported Palestine against Israel from the start because Stalin told them to.
>>749508170There are already memes of blacks responding to everything with muh dick, this tv show of whatever it is is pretty out of touch.
>people who spend all day reading and writing on the internetvs>people who spend all day reading and writing on the internet
>>749508216What she neglects to consider is the population bottleneck we had only around 15,000 years ago.
>>749504425As someone who was involved in Japanese academia,>lol
>>749508030that implies they understand or care about Japanese history in the slightest
>>749508335technically but he is still related to altair.
>>749506809Is this Hell Screen?
