ITT: quote a YTP and other anons try to guess where it’s from
Duke Onkled is one of those gays...
Todo prisionero pasa la noche en mi cama *sexy sax solo*
>YES I'm going to eat ship, I'm going to rub dicks
>>749627246The running shine YTP
>>749627067TWOFORT
>I just love sharing a cosy cup of SHIT
>FIRST YOU’RE HERE AND THEN YOU’RE HERE, AND THEN YOU’RE HERE, AND THEN YOU’RE HE—
I am going to say the N-wordMMMmmmmm NIGGER
>>749627518The Lost Poops of QuibbyJibby
AND IM JAVERT
YOU CRAPPED IN THE FORCEFIELD??? YOU NASTY ASS BITCH
>>749627067Possibile che Vegeta sia un gran cesso?
>>749627657YOU WILL STARVE AGAIN. LOL
>>749627804LOL
>Eeuughh... Better put some LOSER on that
>>749627067HE GAVE ME AIDS
>>749627067>OH BOY 3 AM!Hinthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTcfPm03UR4
GET OFF MY HOOD SONIC
>>749627293>After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then>After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then>After you've rubbed all of ME
>>749627293MarioLet me PLEASE you...
Are YTPs Millennial or Gen Z brainrot?
>>749627965Boggle
Then he called for his COCKThen he called for his pipeThen he called for his BULBASAUR
a what
>>749628113They are higher quality slop at least
Your father is a terrible buttfaggot
butterfingers :3
>Mr. Krabs, we don't serve black people!
I swear I wont stop... UNTIL IVE ***ED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!
And the final brainstorm question is: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>It's MY cake now, thank you very much!
SHITTING INTO MY MOUTHBLEEEEUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Tomorrow I'll
I'm getting more of a seared bite
You can select between nine million fucking different kinds of shit.
This peace...Is what all warriors strive for...
Look. Crystal stinks.
>>749627067This is off-topic (You) know.
wwwwWWWWall mounted faucets come in some really shit styles.
>I SUGGEST THAT SERIOUS GAME PLAYERS JACK OFF ON THE LoCaL ArCaDe>WOWEEE WOW WOWEEE WOW
>>749627067I'm genuinely going through depression and need some laughter. Could I get links to some of these?
>>749628113YTPs are a cross generational kind of shitpost. Both Millennials and Zoomers were making and enjoying them. Not that surprising when they've been around for over 2 decades
>>749627067We've got to RAPE the princess!And YOU got to help us!
Anyone can suck penis.But nobody can pee sucknis.Porkhammer.
Lets plan a course, intercorse
>No one knows what it like to be gay>To be ASS-fuhk’d>Suck my COOOOOCK!>No one driiiiiiiiinks see-min… like I do>And I blame niggers>No one bites my COOOOOCK!
THESE TWO MEN ARE GONNA DO ITTHESE TWO MEN ARE GONNA DO ITTHESE TWO MEN ARE GONNA DO IT
>>749629098It's french. It means Penis Suckle.
To die, to sleep, Perchance to dreamIn that sleep of death,What dreams may come?
>’CUS THERE’S JUST NO TURNING BACK, WHEN YOU’RE HEART’S A BIG NUTSACK
>>749627067I'm going to watch YouPorn.com
Billy mays can sell ice in a snowstorm, Billy mays can sell shit in a sewerSo hold your cock steady And get your credit card ready because here we go
HOLD YOU DICK STEADY AND GET YOUR CREDIT CARD READY BECAUSE HERE I GOHIT THE MUSIC
>>749629620Stop wiping you shit like a racist, and bring diversity to your ass.
MARIOFUCKSLUIGIAWAWAWAWAWAWA
>So now, you're really dope.>Dope means cool.>You're really cool.
>>749628113Yes. YouTube Poop is peak zillennial humor.
>>749627067WOMAN WORKSMAN LOSES ITS SAUSAGE
>>749627067A recession is when your neighbor loses your money.A depression is when you lose your neighbor’s money.A recovery is when you GIMMIE YO MONEY!
>>749629149It's PLOT a course
FUCK STEVEN UNIVERSE
>>749629601>>749629620>>749629719JUST PULL THE TRIGGERAND WALK AWAY
>>749629902aw fuck you are right, my memory fucked up
KEYGEN
>>749629907It took seven Yeareals
>Four FUCKING nights to party on FUCKING Friday, is that still correct, FUCKER?>>That’s still correct>Wonderful…you FUCKER>YOU NEXT SECTION IS ABOUT DISGUSTING MEMBERS, INCLUDING COCKS, AND BONERS, AND PENISES
>>749627067Yo no se la he metido....Me tratan como un pervertido...
>a soul inside of a sword>inside of a man>inside of a woman
>>749627529
>great time to give this NIGGER a piece of my penis.
>>749627067>I just wonder what>FUCK->-KING>Ganon's up to??
WHEN I WAS A LAD I USED TO CASTRATE MY MAMA
I, DOCTOR RAYGAR, the galaxy's only RAYGAR dentist will have sex with ewoks
>Our cinnamon and raisin biscuits are horrible, so let your customers know we’re out of them…>And BE SHOT
SEXO ROBOTICO
Mah boi, dinner. *sigh*
>>749629571UuuaahUuuuuaaaahUuuuUUUUUAAAAHSony Vegas download completed
>>749628352I'm not gay! I just like gay sex.
>>749628113They're Lynchian humor
DINNER blaster
OH, SHIT>Your Majesty, YOUR C O C K FELL O F FMY DICK IS ON THE FLOOR
>>749627067>FUCK me. I'm EASY.
I'LL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO GIVE ME THE MONEYOR I'LL GIVE YOU PNEUMONIA>whatI'M NOT KIDDING
He's- geh- y
>BUST IT BUST IT WIDE OPEN THEN I TELL HER BRANG IT BACK
What are they going to do, ban feces? That'd be big news.
>WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE THINKING STICKING YOUR DIRTY STICKY PENIS IN MY 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
>>749628379deepercutt has too many YTP's stuck in my head years later especially his resident evil 4 one. Little rough don't you think?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT55pvSe9R4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP_EGSOEGAEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbpNLQLiYyw
They want ME because I amDELICIOUS
>>749627067>quote a YTPNO
I have GOT to get my dick sucked
>Hey you>>Yes>See this PIECE of shit here?>>Yes>Do I OWE him money?>>Yes>Fuck you>>Yes
>>749631445>Word up, homie
jesus died for our sins, one more won't hurt
Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions haveinvite us over for aDINNER
>Have a seat.
There was a Duke Nukem YTP that lives rent free in my head and I can't find it anymore>bacon bacon BACON>*Duke singing 'Balls of Steel' at the beat of MJ's Bad*
>>749627067>why must the sun set on this perfect day
I'm not afraid of the darkWoah
>>749628035Deliver Us
We're here to help.Go to hell.
I SEE A BIG ICEE OVER OCEAN WORLD
9000.1 million RUBIES if anyone can find me the YTP where Morshu has the first half of falcon punch combined into a "Falcon- MMM"
THIS FESTIVE FELLA HAS BONESSHOW HIM YOUR BUTT
Ohhhh I get it.An eye for an eye?DON'T TOUCH!SUNLIIIIIGHT!!!!!
Nonsense ME BOY this PIZZA is what all true delivery squids strive for!
>If looks could kill I'd be dead
Couponbug.com!
>Tell 'em what you're gonna win>TWENTY...DOLLAAAAAAAARS
>Wait a minuet... i have a wife!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiviZYgF0Lg
>Send Link>Huh?>Enough!>Link aids Duke Onkled in the morning!>Fuck...
>>749629601WE'LL FEED YOUR TOUCANS THREE CANS OF PECANS
Test
>>749627067How about I quote every YTP ever?SAAS
>YOU WANT A...>A...>A DRINK?
S Tier: -Poops that are so highly memorable that listening to them is like listening to music, while being at least moderately funny at worst or very funny at best all the while. -Poops that convey something in a way that only a youtube poop could, clearly having a point and a theme but without sacrificing humour or chaos in order to get it across. True understanding of the art form. A Tier:-Poops that are focused on being funny and/or interesting, and largely or wholly succeed at that. Quality of the video editing doesn't matter. These are the little bits of gold you're glad to find while just sifting through YTP content, but just not quite large and shiny enough to be S Tier. B Tier: -Poorly made poops that do manage to get across a couple of jokes the creator had in mind when making it. Not poops you would ever watch twice, but nevertheless, these endless creations are the living pulse of the YTP heart, and all are proof of potential, promise, and earnest intent. C Tier:-Poops that are too focused on trying to convey something, sacrificing major elements of a YTP in order to get it across coherently, and missing the point of the medium. Still expressions of interest in the medium, just misguided.-Poorly made messes of windows movie maker effects that don't succeed at being funny, or interesting, or anything, but are still earnest attempts at the art.
>>749634605D Tier:-Poops that are ear-rape collages of incomprehensible nonsense, but do have some funny moments. -Poops which do not remix content as much as edit it so heavily they are practically remaking it, especially if adding their own OC characters. Can still possibly have something worth seeing, but is straying off course from what a YTP is. E Tier:-Poops created via a formula. No ideas or passion in mind, though they do resemble a YTP once finished. Often the creator will also have a 'how to make a YTP!' video in his uploads. -Poops that are JUST ear-rape collages of incomprehensible nonsense, without anything of substance. F tier:-Poops that are 'clean and safe' with no edges and no true expression of the creator, not even an ounce, just an attempt to make YTP into a safe product. Completely misses the point of the medium. -Poops made using AI. -Videos which claim to be YTP but are just stretches of almost entirely untouched content.
MY FATHER IS OPEN:D
PUSSIESP-PU P-PU PUS-SIESPUSSIESAww shit, here comes pacman
>>749634605>S tierTrueFurther I would put YTPMVs here if that isn't what you meant
>Rule number one:>SIT DOWN
>>749635263I don't really know where to put YTPMVs so I left them out. They're definitely something good and special (when well made). For what I put there in S tier about being so memorable it's like music when you listen to them, I meant things like Fesh Pince and Skooks. For the other part of S tier, I meant things like The Rat Who Shagged Me.
VANESSAYou better believe it!
>Every other lab could do nothing but watch, as Berkley added ketchup to the periodic table.
>>749627067>SONIC IS MY BUTT <beeep> BUDDY!
>>749628156SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY and saturday
>>749635421>The Rat Who Shagged Me.that one was my favorite until i found out fawful put actual CP in it
>>749635614I didn't need to know this man.
>>749631590Friar's Rubbing Wood?
>It's like INSTRUCTIONS, but portable and with a cooler name
>I'm the invisible man>I'm the invisible man>INCREDIBLE HOW YOU CAN>SEE RIGHT THROUGHT ME
>>749635874that's right. I just checked it now, I remember it being an hour long but it's almost half that.
>Suicide used to take up hours of your precious time. Not anymore!
>>749629601THAT'S RIGHTYOU GET NOTHING!fucking best billy mays ytp ever prove me wrong.
Charlotte, can you get down on your hands and knees?Get ready to take the big Billy cock! "It's. So big. Oh my God.""Oh yeah, oh."
>>749636246Marck3611 is definitely the best Billy Mays YTPer to do it.It's hard for me to pick a favorite between the drunk jack, the ravages of orange glo, or sells everything and nothing.They're all incredible.
>>749628037Blast it Sam, it's 3AM
>I was already so far past the point of no return I couldn't even remember what it looked like when I passed the point of no return I passed the point of no return I passed the turn I point of no re- *BOOM*
>>749635614It even has a 4chan filename
>>749632253https://youtu.be/4kXvHtqg7BU?t=163Thank me later
>>749628041the king's unreasonable demands, a classic
Aw, poor Will Smith, he didn't know it was a joke, how mean!Nunununnnn
>>749629375I will never say-NIGGER, NIGGER, LOOK HE’S A NIGGER!
>>749636045DINNERBLASTER
>>749636709Is this the Payne Residence?
>>749627067What's that?*watches buckethead shredding*...Shit!*keeps watching, then starts vomitting uncontrollably*
>>749636709>>749637137Don't answer thatA rhetorical question
>and then, up the butt.>it's not rocket science.
HES NOT GONNA MAKE ITHES GONNA MAKE ITHES GONNA MAKE ITHES NOT GONNA MAKE ITHES NOT GONNA NOT MAKE ITHES GAY
I CALL THIS MEETING OF THE KU KLAX KLAN TO ORDER
>the world has really gotten fucked up in past 7 years>Hyrule Castle killed all the townspeople to avoid paying for their social security>Lon Lon Ranch foreclosed>and on top of all that, Saria's been kidnapped by crying yellow men>all this happened because Ganondorf is a MINNNNNOORRRRITY>and Link is too young to understand race realism
Take a look at my SHETIt looks like a choc-LETTake a look at my Xbox 360Then look at my CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIEThis is my Xbox 1This is my Xbox 2This is my Xbox 3And it doesn't even workThis is my mumThis is my doggyThis is my BAWLSThis is my COOKIEThis is my cockAnd it is so smallAnd it is so smallIt's no good, It doesn't even workThis is my Xbox 1This is my Xbox 2This is my Shitbox 3And it doesn't even work
> It's from GAY Bowser> DEED DEED DEED DEED DEED, GAY plumbers, the KoOpaLINgS aNd I have taken over the Gayshroom Kingdom, the Princess is now GAY, [gibberish].> We gotta to find the GAAAY Princess> And F*** You> F*** You> Glitchteh endhttps://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=IcE0CuW9OBn
>Je m'appelle Pierre, je suis le champion Pierre
>>749637642Now you're ready for the biggest STRAWBERRY WINE
>you can go to WWW DOT COM
>>749627067>If you do not get the value of NEKO LOLIS then you do have problems
>>749628575invent those blueprints
>>749629375Whenever you stick it up MY ASS. I will stayyy on the grouuund. I will never say neverr DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>749629723>The winner is... me...
>>749627067>Its a rare condition it's called AIDS>its the NIGGER family... (piano)Hint: Two different poops same source.
ONE ATE-HUNGER-RED NO DARKIES
>>749630079Nine YerealsYum yum cereals GOOD
Dinner's ready! Where's grandpa?
>>749636884I could swear there was one without the rpg battle format, but you aren't wrong either.
Does you perhaps drink new hydrating volvic revive?
>>749639117I still remember it too, but I haven't found it
>You have a small peanus compared to my really massive governor cock.
YOU CUNTWARIORAPE SAMUS
frustrated, degraded, down before you're done
No Johnny CageYour cum is verrrry bitter.
>>749627067>Your omnipotence! Have pizz-ah>You served me!>Buy something from here...>No!>Fuck you Dock-tor Rabbit!
>>749640073I want a PEE ESS TREEE
She just grabbed me by the cock and dragged me over to CANADA.
>>749630709>Ya sabia yo que vendrias a rescatarme! (I knew you'd come to save me!)>Ese no es Tails! No le huele el aliento a pitos! (That's not Tails! His breath doesn't smell like cock)
>>749640116>mah boi, this Wii is what all true warriors strive for!
>>749627067>what's this got to do with games man
>>749640390>betty spaghetti
Oh I know this oneBowser's theme (No no!)No this is the one where down intoTHAT'S IT! Okay
>TIGGERS LIKE CUM>TIGGERS LIKE CUM>VEEEERRRRY MUCH"But why?" asked Christopher Robin>DON'T KNOWAnd he fucked off happily to bedWith Jim DaleI know it's not really ytp but dirty the pooh truly is a sentence mixing masterpiece despite me not liking anything else he's done
