You've heard of "speedrunning is the most degenerate act known to man" now get ready for its sequel.
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Have you ever seen a happy speedrunner in your life? They're all miserable.
I'd care if speedrunners didn't 100% rely on luck to get their runrun that get invalidated the instant someone find a new trick
where do these autists go when its draft time
>retard still doesn't understand that you don't just cure cancer>retard also doesnt realize there are many 150 iqs already working on cancer research I agree speedrunning's retarded tho.
The most important skill in a niche hobby is patience. All of these "high IQ" autists would lose to normal, functional people if speedrunning was as popular as sports or Roblox.
>>749648728Is everyone on xitter clinically retarded?
Why do you deserve my human capital wether it's a lot or a little?
>>749648329>le high IQ autistsSpeedtroons are not high IQ, that's just wishful thinking and an attempt to elevate your own pathetic self from the absolute pit of irrelevance. The actual high IQ people are well-bred from good families and they work proper jobs.
>>749648834Stop being antisemitic.
it's just been mispronounced, it's "sped running"
Speedrunning is for when you won a game so many times that "normal" gameplay doesn't feel good anymore. By that point you should probably switch games.
>>749648696I'm just gonna assume ADHDs with "high IQ also count.
>>749648630Unfit to serve.
People have been doing speedrunning way before videogames were a thing. It was called "sports" and people were happy to dump their entire lives and health and everything just to run 100 meters a little bit faster, despite there being no need in running that fast, or being this strong, or knowing how to throw discus, and so on and on.
>>749648524>Have you ever seen a happy 150+ IQ genius in your life? >They're all miserable.
>>749648329Has the power of 150 IQ gigautists ever been harnessed? Maybe during WW2?
>>749648728>petersonian
>>749648728So that's the source of that jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n__GJuqLb00
I zoned out reading the OP image (a fucking twitter post), what did this literal who say and why should I care?
>>749650130basically every aspect of the interwar german empire was designed around harnessing the power of male autism. there's a reason why tech advanced so rapidly between the 50s and 90s as we 'adapted' 'space age' tech to our societies and then shortly afterward the greatest technological achievement was 'the newest generation of iphone' or 'supercomputer chatbot that tells our billionaire investors that they are smart and cool'
>>749650110Geniuses are happy people. The depressed "geniuses" are midwits that understand how big and complex the world is, but can't understand and internalize in their daily lives the several worldviews philosophers have come up with and their justification.People like Plato and Newton were happy fellows with their own carefully thought worldview.
>>749648728People with dysgenically high iq are often leftists.
why is nobody mentioning how this thread just happened, are you all bots? i hate this site
>>749648801Yes? You were being rhetorical, right?
>>749648329he's 100% right, of course. it's the same for any solo sport.
>>749648728>thing I don't like is leftistHave fun during midterms btw ;)
>>749651372that's why they're preparing the coup
>>749651324uhm sweaty, twitter threads draw in traffic for the advertisers. Don't criticize it and enjoy your 3 day ban :)
>>749648696Many of the best athletes in huge sports like football or boxing are extremely weird fuckers that would be average autists if they were born less talented.
>>749651252Yep, Socrates went out, groped teenage boys, and got pissed drunk with his fellow philosophers all the time. The miserable genius trope is a modernist invention.
>>749651612What's so weird about Rodgers or Mahomes?
>>749648329If any speedrunner was vaguely intelligent at all, they'd realize that they're wasting the best years of their life playing some dogshit children games over and over again for nothing
>>749651769yeah, if they were intelligent they would be slaving away the time they spend on speedrunning on making kikenstein richer with more kids to cannibalize instead all while getting mocked and derided for being "gigaautists"
>>749651769Thankfully Cosmo Wright did and now simply does it as a hobby.
>>749651874>doing anything productive at all (directly) benefits the Jsthe faggiest defeatist mindset ever
>>749651874>the only alternative to playing children games full time is wage slaving 60+ hours a weekOkay retard
>>749651874trvthnvke
>>749651259>dysgenically high iqAmazing term, but everybody I've known that fit this moniker was either apolitical or pic related.
>>749651972Getting closer to a WR is their own idea of doing something productive, you can't deny it takes effort. What makes yours more valid?
>>749648329Im not reading all that
https://youtu.be/b56N17d4WnMhas it ever been debunked?
>>749652521Dragging my balls through a field of razor blades takes immense effort, doesn't make it productive or meaningful though
>>749652618You didn't answer what I asked>meaningfulCompletely subjective. If you framed that as an art piece it would have some meaning to you and to the people watching what the fuck you're doing
>>749651252Well said, I’ll throw in the absolute chad that is archimedes as well
>>749648329He's not wrong though. They even highly punish cheaters instead of rewarding them like real life does.
>>749648329He wishes they were 150 giga autists. 120-130 at the highest level. That's why they're speedrunners. They're not smart enough to be giga autists.
>>749651972you are a kike slave to the point that you can't even name your overlords
>>749651972Putting any actual effort in taking part in the broken jewish system only legitimizes it further. There's a reason no "elite" is ever actually capable of happiness.
>>749651720a lot
>>749653296Infrahaz typed this.
>>749650137We need a rat analogue for speedrunning, stat.
>>749650130Iran has the entire society structured to promote high IQ. You society is conquered when your own sons are seen only as usurpers.
>>749651252Its the smart enough to know to think ahead and try to plan things, but not smart enough to realize doing this with your life makes you unhappy.You need to trust yourself enough to set looser goals and believe you can figure out the exact details as the challenges you face come up, to adapt to and take benefit of what you run into, rather than just finding yourself frustrated that things didn't go to plan or you couldn't do it exactly how you wanted to.
>>749648329>AGIAaaand opinion discarded. Anyone who uses this term to refer to anything nonfictional is either a paid shill or a plain dumbass.
>>749648329I have no idea what point he's trying to make. However... what? Speedrunning is degenerate however.... speedrunning is le bad...? Because autists are bad? Note: I do not personally like speedrunning.
>>749653806Way to miss the point like this guy.
>>749648329>you have 150+ gigaautists having fun playing videogames instead of serving meOh btw cancer is a solved issue, you're just not allowed to use the treatment though because chemo is too profitable to give up
>>749653880You don't have a point.
>>749648329>the glowies would kill me if i used my full power, that's why i choose to waste my life replaying the same dogshit game 15 hours a dayabsolutely inconceivable levels of cope
>>749653909Well no, you're allowed access to those live saving treatments if you're part of the child rapist blackmail club.
>>749653938Well you came in here, read the post and decided to dismiss the entire point of said tweet due to one example being provided.Said guy in pic went on an entire rant getting offended by this video.>>749653815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>749654097I wonder if the normalfags and christcucks will realize this after Leo dies to his SCLC 3 months later. Then again they never do shit
>>749648329>claim they are 150IQ gigaautists>actually 105IQ gigatrannies
>heh, look at these fucking LOSERS wasting their time and talents replaying the same shitty video games over and over again for months on end>now back to lurking 4chan for months on end
>>749653616> Iran has the entire society structured to promote high IQ.I’m Iranian (well, half-Iranian) and I’ve been there several times and am fluent in Farsi. That being said, I am wondering what you mean by this? Because from what I can tell, Iran has been in a gradual state of total decay for a long, long time. Which actually aligns more closely with your other sentence:>You society is conquered when your own sons are seen only as usurpers.
>>749648329I genuinely think this guy is right, even if it downplays the genuine worthlessness of speedruns. It really does attest to the absolute state of modern society (or perhaps society at large). They’ve decided that they will not participate in a game that requires social engineering, so instead they participate in a game that relies on their own relentless pursuit of mastery instead.
>>749648329Play 'the politics game' then? Its a skill by itself.
>>749655083If you're anything but a fucking white male you have 0% chance of winning. Why play if you can never win?
>>749655382>0% chance There’s a big difference between trying and failing VS refusing to try because you’re afraid of failing. I’ll even spell it out for you just in case you don’t know what it is:>The former makes someone stronger and the latter doesn’t
>>749648329Literally every videogame dickwaving scene is a bunch of cheating trannies setting up an undeserved heirarchy. They ENTIRE tetris scene has everyone, literally EVERYONE wearing stupid ass gloves and pretending to tap the controllers a special way while putting stickers over the microphone port on the lookalike controller that provides turbo functions. And this is just allowed because, get this, there is no tetris police.
>>749655523You didn't answer the question: Why play?What's the reward? Your boss lets you suck his cock under the table on your lunch break?
>>749648329>also, in the real world, these things often just get you fucking killed. Speedrunning avoids thisOn the other hand, it appears to drastically increase the odds of your trooning out, and therefore checking out of the coil yourself rather than being evicted from the building of life by another.
>>749655817>why play? Because you can win big prizes, like financial autonomy, social respect, and a satisfying sex life. Or, even better, the chance at finding someone you can love and raise a family with without eventually hating each other because of a lack of stability. Or hell, you can just do it for the sake of attempting to grow as a human being and gain a wide spectrum of experiences from your successes and failures. Those are just a handful of examples of what you stand to gain by deciding to engage with reality instead of dismissing it as fake and gay.
>>749656304People are lazy, they want the most amount of reward with the least amount of effort. You can still raise a family and fuck your wife while working a dead-end job. The reward needs to be something that you can't get otherwise, because if people can take a shortcut they're going to.
>>749648660>you don't just cure cancerThere already is a cure for many diseases and illnesses including cancer, but it wouldn't be profitable for pharmaceutical companies to cure these things.
>>749648329>the highest stay on top!lmaowhich is why cheaters are found topping leaderboards for years constantly
>>749656436>You can still raise a family and fuck your wife while working a dead-end job. Yeah I mean this still requires a willingness to go out and do things. It’s far easier to do basically nothing.
>>749656463It’s genuinely unfortunate that you think this is the case. You’re completely wrong, btw. It’s just sad that you would think you’re right.
>>749648660>you don't just cure cancerYou can, actually. You're just not allowed to market it because the kikes at big pharma need to milk you for that lovely chemo money
>>749656463Why does any disease have a cure, then?
>>749648329Not a problem in Nortubel
>>749648728petersonian!?
>>749656857Because the kikes have discovered that curing disease is also profitable but they’re just plain evil and would rather be evil than do something profitable when it aligns with my biases
>>749656718>You’re completely wrong, btw.Anon we've reached the point where oncologists straight up tell you that you need to waste time with pointless treatments and tests to qualify for a clinical trial
>>749657194>The people who provide care when you're sick are evil because they seek profit, they should be taking care of me because they love me just like mommy
>>749657308The kikes funding*Small prefix to your greentext
>>749657301>pointless treatments and tests Pointless how?
>>749657308Oh wow, looks like I managed to mimic the writing style of the average /pol/bot well enough that you completely missed the sarcasm. I guess using the word “kike” instead of Jew really is the key to being a mimicking a retard. Next I have to learn how to use “goy” and “golem” properly as well.
>>749656304lol, lmao. We aren't living in the 1900s anymore and if anything, working your entire life doesn't guarantee anything anymore, not even financial stability. Some of the smartest and/or hardest working people I know are all in dept paying off something that they hate now that they are financially chained too it or earn a fraction of what the work they are doing is actually worth and they are lamenting the fact that they spent years of their lives preparing for something that doesn't exist and probably never existed.I know people who are unironically sub-100 IQ yet are earning more than 3 other people combined or are living large on someone elses money even though in any just world they would all be hobos by now or living on gubberment gibs but the worst part is that their jobs are all about making everyone else around them deal with their problems even if said problems are fucking retarded and only exists because they say it does.
>>749657513>Pointless how?They dont work. That's how. Im sure thinking is hard for you but come on
>>749657772>treatments and tests that don’t work Such as?
>>749657957I'll start you off with Cisplatin. Work your way up from there
>>749657748It would be a lot less pathetic if you’d just admit that you’re too much of a coward to learn how to do difficult things, anon. No amount of rationalization will change the spiritual importance of learning how to cope with failure.
>>749658050>chemo doesn’t work It sure as shit does. Blows your body to smithereens. It’s the final solution— whoever doesn’t die first is the winner.
>>749656463Bacteria are foreign invaders in your body. Once their population is reduced to low enough numbers via antibiotics, your immune system can finish them off. Viruses are practically a force of nature and most of the time, we just let a viral infection run its course, although antivirals do exist and they work similarly to antibiotics, but they can only target 1 stage of the virus' life cycle. Cancer is a genetic glitch in your body where a cell becomes confused about its purpose and begins rewriting the purpose of all the cells around it. Every one will become a copy of the original glitched cell. Because these cells are natural to your body, your immune system does not target them. The current method of radiation therapy works because radiation kills cells which quickly replicate, which is what cancer cells do; hair cells are also susceptible. Unless you destroy every single cancer cell in the body - which is the goal of radiation therapy - then the cancer will resurface as a health problem upon reaching sufficient mass once more because it was never fully exterminated. This is totally unlike viruses and bacteria who largely die to medication and then get completely destroyed (or incorporated safely) by the immune system. Cancer cells do not always go away even after treatment.If they've found a way to destroy every single cancer cell in the body safely and consistently, I would be surprised. Nanomachines could probably do it, and there might be some kind of gene therapy that would eliminate it, but other than that, I doubt humans have developed a proper cure. This isn't a matter of "I don't think they're evil enough", it's more just "I don't think they're smart enough".
>>749648630>still thinks a draft is happening instead of most of the military that already exists being culled
>749658171>em dashlook at that, an actual bot in the wild
>>749658220Based effortposter I hope your informative post doesn’t get written off as kikeslop or something. Wouldn’t surprise me if it did, but I still like to believe that even a terminal dumbass can be saved.
>>749652618>dodging the questionHe nailed it, you're a kike.
>>749653880no, youre the one missing the point. the guy who put 800 hours into DMC4 was never ever going to put 800 hours into making a genetically engineered catgirl so that he can give it to you and you can have a nekomaid daughterwife. He never ever gave a shit about you, and it wasnt DMC4 that made him that way. If it wasnt for DMC4 he was going to spend 800 hours growing peaplants to produce purple polka dot flowers.
>>749658349Yeah, you fucking wish, kek. No anon, I’m as real as you are. Only unlike you, I’m not wrong about literally everything, including whether a person on 4chan is real or not. You should take my advice. It’s good advice, and it isn’t intended to harm you. Wish I could expect the same from you, but unfortunately I don’t believe you’re very well informed (or very honest, for that matter).
>>749658220>Because these cells are natural to your body, your immune system does not target them.Two things:One, this is a lie. Your immune system does kill cancer. Constantly. The most dangerous cancers become that way because they are the ones that your immune system cant reach through a wall of mucus, blocked blood vessels, and suicide signalsTwo, the most effective cancer therapies are built on baiting/training your immune system to kill cancer cells effectively. You can do this with vaccines, toxoids, viruses, and even gene therapy which just overclocks your immune cells >>749658423Actually three: stop samefagging.
>>749658220Fuck off with your kikeslop and kill yourself, nigger.
>>749651906But he became a tranny, if he was smart, he would have realized that changing your gender is a pointless thing. Chemical castration through hormones.
>749658548>the bot detected my postkek this should be good. Let's see how well Claude/Gemini shitpost these days.Explain the em dash then. Where did that come from?
>>749658071no successful person in the modern day has ever done a difficult thing. go read any self-help book from a modern multimillionaire and understand the value of hardships such as [only drink 4oz whiskey before bed if you have work]
>>749653014>I like that jump
>>749658563>samefag Well, you’re definitely wrong about that. Unlike you, that anon actually has some medical education. Maybe even more than I do as well. I’d like to say I’m disappointed in you, but all I can say is “sasuga”. The only disease more incurable than cancer is terminal dumbassery.
>>749653616>Iran has the entire society structured to promote high IQ.Yet they believe in some fake guy in the sky and put their women in burkhas
>>749658710>Unlike you, that anon actually has some medical education. Maybe even more than I do as well.>Got one of the most basic functions of the immune system wrongKek Im sure "he" does.
>>749648630Section 8.
>>749654929Blame the Islamic ayatollahs. They're holding your people back with their backwards beliefs
>>749658631I used it the way you use it in a sentence… that’s just how I type, because I actually prefer to make what I write readable. I’m not going to change the way I type because super retards like you think the usage of punctuation is something only LLMs do lmfao. Jesus Christ. Are you, like, 12-years-old or something, anon?
>>749658632I’ve read a lot of self-help books. Don’t remember anything about whiskey in any of them. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you’ll never admit that you’re just a coward, which makes me think you’re not even worth talking to. I prefer to have anonymous discussions with people who are honest, not cowardly liars who are too afraid to be honest even when no one knows who the fuck they are lmfao. Baka.
>>749658807>I used it the way an actual human uses a hyphen in a sentence!Kek>I’m not going to change the way I type>I totally typed that em dash!This is the funniest part of your post
>>749648630mine clearing/meat shields
>>749648428Do you need some glasses?
>>749658965What— the— fuck— is— an— em— dash? Is that what this— is called?
>>749659096You're supposed to know that, Claude. You just cant stop using them, after all (which again, is something no human does)
holy shit is that an em dash? humans don't use that, actual bot in this thread.
>>749659223REAL–Humans.
>>749648329>rwhitegooseAh yes, former runner of Goldeneye, a game where the main speedrunning technique is to move while always looking at the floor to hopefully raise the frame rate into the double digits. Truly something worth the time and effort of people with 150 IQ.
>>749659179Quite the expert on human beings, I take it? This nigga can’t even use an ERMAGAWDASH and thinks he’s a real person.(You) are a clanker. I can practically hear the ticking right now.
>>749648524Speedrunners live on timescale separate from everyone elseUr just 2 slow
>>749659294WELL AT LEAST IT’S HONEST AND FAIR AND DOESN’T CALL ME A FAGGOT
>>749648801that literally reads like a post straight out of 4chan
>autistically playing same 5 minute section over and over again for months to years makes to a 150+ IQ
My favorite speed-running related video of all time:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHwiIp4i5eA
>>749648329Both are true and as always you can blame women. Women overehelmingly run the hiring process and they absolutely will pass over a candidate if they creep them out, which can be over absolutely anything, and at that point their resume is meaningless.The only place this doesnt really happen is in the most advanced fields where they cant even fucking function if women run them. Only in those cases will you have the weirdest fuckers ever nobody knows the name of and it turns out they are the only reason a major multibillion dollar system even works.
>>749652493based, dont care if you like it or hate it or anyone's opinion, thanks for the recognition
a daily reminder that a very high IQ person will never fall for ideogilica propaganda. no fags, no troons, no politicucks.
>>749651372Have fun during the entire 2030s, so many people left blue states for red states that pubs will have a electoral advantage for the whole decade after the 2030 census LMAO. DEMS GET WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE.
>>749648329>speedrunning is a meritocracyAnd like any other meritocracy people cheat to get on top
