ITT: your favorite vidya girls and why you love them!
>Matt retconned her into his self-insert grooming victim
I love Reisen!
>>749671217/pol/ thread failed lol
>>749671217>op posts a boyHuh?
face card
>>749672552It was originally supposed to be an actual girl. Then the dev got groomed, and he decided to retcon her to be just like him.>>749672487Yes, lol
>a 30 year old got groomed
>>749671217This game is too hard for me
MAIBOOBS
Jokes aside, John Celeste or whatever her name was is fucking insufferable. I replayed this recently and she comes across as such a massive redditor. No wonder she’s le heckin depressed
>>749673990your """opinion""" is objectively false lmao
>>749673990She's depressed because she never wanted to be retconned into being the dev's self-insert
>>749671217She is the cutest King! CUTE!
>>749671217>girl>posts a troonKill all self-insert indie redditors. Madeline was one of the most unrelatable protagonists of all time and anyone identifying with him should climb to the top of a chair and jump
>>749675410the only thing i understand about this pic is the link between the game Celeste and trans shit. i don't know why is a trans grim reaper killing them or why fucking oneshot and hollow knight are on this list. To be fair i don't know much about hollow knight but i assume oneshot is here because people headcanon niko being trans now or something?
>>749676906dev of each game trooned out after the game released and retconned tranny shit into the game
>>749676906Jack Vine (the programmer for HK) also turned to the trans sideAnd OneShot's dev actually uploaded a video of his testes getting incinerated and turned into fucking earrings
>>749671217Cute boy.
>>749677091>>749677112holy shit that's fucking sad. not that i particulary care what a dev does to themselves in their personal lives since I only care about the games but if they start doing this retconning shit then that's just fucking lame. i have really fond memories of oneshot in particular, i hope the new canon isnt that niko is trans now...
>>749677401I can't look at this boy, my body gets full of impure thoughts...
>>749677476>i hope the new canon isnt that niko is trans now...cope and seethe
>>749678172why am i coping and seething? i don't even know if that's the case or not
>>749671217>beautiful>caring>wants people to get along>talented>great with kidsWhat's not to love?
>>749677112>OneShot's dev actually uploaded a video of his testes getting incinerated and turned into fucking earringsThat's another one for the list of things that never happened
>>749679015Has a nice ass as well. Don't forget that.
>>749679015So are those her actual hands or are they gloves?
>>749671217>girlanon, that's a man you posted.
>>749679882Actual hands. Felicia is a monster cat girl. One of the many types of Darkstalker you can find in her world.
>>749677112Im gonna need a link to that video
>>749673990Every character in the game is insuferable.Except the granny, she kinda based.
>>749679882Like said >>749680137, that's all natural for her and her kind. There are also no male cat folk, they're all born female.
>>749679695>>749680141https://youtu.be/O3z6At9bQlA
>>749680439>bornbut if no males, how make more?
>>749671217I will forever be mad that Iconoclasts got completely overtaken by celeste as it tapped into the "muh feelings muh anxiety" trend early on, only for celeste to take that success and retroactively change its message to be about cutting off your dick. The world is fickle and cruel.
>>749680084Because the developer is a homosexual groomed man that wants his protagonist to be a self-insert just like him so he retconned Madeline into such
>>749671217Impregnating her.
>>749680483HAHA NO FUCKING WAYYYYWHAT A LOSER!
>>749671217Remember the abortion meme? The fact that "/v/" tried so hard defending this game, denying that anything was "wrong" with it and /v/ was being too quick in calling it gay will always be the most embarrassing thing to happen to this board.Everyone knew in their souls something was wrong and the fags kept denying it>It's just an art style>The black hipster fag is a product of this era>The level design carries it!>It's JUST about a girl climbing a mountain and fighting her doubt, there is no hidden "depression quest" narrative!Everyone was vindicated with the tranny reveal, it explained absolutely everything people felt was wrong with the game but couldn't put their finger on at the time. The abortion narrative WAS pretty funny though because it was perfectly believable.
>>749680439How do they reproduce then? are they like those lizards that can impregnate themselves?
>>749680483oh. those are balls. those are the balls of someones son who trooned out
>>749671217EW
>>749680571>>749681110Something something human males. I don't think its ever elaborated on, but I think we're supposed to accept that catgirls get with human men to make more, and given that Felicia knows one who goes to clubs (pic related), it's bound to happen.
>>749681428im up in da club
>>749671217
>>749671217damn she a cutie
>>749681601finally a good game
Instead of taking the bait I'll say Cirno. She's not stupid, just REALLY immature.
>>749671217>think we'd have robots that suck you off at this point>instead people have decided to pretend they don't know what men and women are to appease the mentally ill, and if you disagree you become a pariahJesus Christ what went so wrong
>>749682338I enjoyed learning Darkstalkers lore
>>749680571By breeding with Human men. If the baby is born a boy, then it's going to be 100% Human. If born a girl, then it's going to be 100% Cat Girl. Child Cat Girls do appear in the game.
>>749682890fair enough. I don't follow darkstalkers super closely, but I think storm arena has made some figures recently that look cool
Redheads are so underrepresented to begin with I’ll take her even if she has a dick.
>>749682338orb sex
>>749680483I don't even have a joke or an insult, seeing this just makes me want to cry. I cant imagine what must go wrong in a little boys development that this is the result. Surrounded by "friends" who treat your body like a kid tearing legs off a spider. God help every single one of us.
>>749671217If Madeline wants a trap 4chan would worship him
does any1 have the image of peppino hanging the celeste troon via giga chad pose?
>>749683994>if the man pretending to be a woman stopped pretending to be a woman 4chan would like himthank you, very astute
>>749684421the existence of troons has elevated the respectability of homosexuals greatly
>>749682338Posts like this are why you're an unloved social outcast
>>749684739gays at least don't require me to call the color blue orange or some shitall they wanna do is blow dudes, which doesn't impact me>>749684779nigger you are on 4chan
>>749684816Yeah, you're here because you're an unloved social outcast because you have socially unacceptable opinions.
>>749671217enough of the grift, eyeballtank
>>749680483whyloljust why
>>749685556What is your reason for being here then?
>>749680571How, indeed?
>you can't become a hot girl because...you just can't, OK?
>>749680483why is being trans even legal? gay marriage, womens right to vote, nigger slaves. all took hundreds of years. but chopping up your parts and denying you ever had genitals is okay?
>>749686345Our current administration is trying to criminalize it. They’re also very stupid. I wonder if there’s a relationship.
>>749686235troon troon troon sahur
