>can summon a deku scrub any time now and just buy as many red potions as you want and bottles are even easier to get and you get one just by going to hyrule market>enemies do half as much damage as in the original>wallcrawlers got commpletely neuteredWhat. The. Fuck. Is. Nintendo. Even. Doing?
I'll just play master mode tbqhwy
oot is the highest rated game ever, what makes them think it was too hard for this world? dumb people complainig?
>>749697151>What. The. Fuck. Is. Nintendo. Even. Doing?they had to make the game easier for modern gamers. it would be too hard otherwise.
>>749697216their target audience is children
>>749697207All this does is disable HUD elements.
>>749697151It's like the tingle tuner but lore friendly.
>>749697151Uh, you control the buttons you press, sweetie.
>>749697239zelda 1 was developed for children. gtfo with this children diversion
Am I the only person here that gets angry when some retard posts a picture of a screen instead of just taking a screenshot?Fuck you, OP. Fuck you.
>>749697262 wtf
>>749697151saving video games
>>749697151>even nuts
>>749697347All footage today had to be taking off-screen, you little bitch. Nintendo's orders.
>>749697440that's a lot of nuts
>>749697151>BotW style dialogue optionsthis makes me irrationally upset
Original OoT will feel even more like a legendary ancient relic thanks to this shit. Everyone will learn to appreciate getting stuck in the Water Temple one day.
>>749697550That's because you're trans.
>>749697575Ootsnoys... vindicated
no enemy respawn in dungeons limit the refills. and the game finally has a way to spend the rupies.
>>749697151Making the game more Aonuma like.
>>749697151They clearly are making the remake primarily for new players who started with BotW/TotK.
>>749697151lollmao
>>749697151Why do they think people aren't competent enough with just four bottles anymore?
>>749697151>can summon a deku scrub any time now and just buy as many red potions as you wantWhy bother when you can just catch fairies?
>>749697151oot target audience has families, kids and no time for gaming anymore; give them a break, they just want to have a blast (post the webm i dont have it handy)
Red potions are so pointless though in all the games. You catch a fairy which auto heals you, and before you would ever need a fairy refill the game gives you another...
>>749698365this is the real answernot "its for children" bullshit
>>749697151they call him Business Scrub because he only does Business with Scrubs
>>749698365>>749698496I don't get itLet's say little Timmy dies in the Forest Temple and stops playingWhat then? The sale's already made and Nintendo doesn't do refundsThese old Japanese execs are way too terrified of Tiktok ADHD boogeyman
>>749697151>enemies do half as much damage as in the originalWhich ones?
JUST
>>749698476They were pointless because they were expensive and inconvenient to get. They're neither of those things now.
>>749697239So was the target audience for Ocarina of Time. Despite what doomers would like to believe, people who are children now aren't severely brain damaged or pansies. These are pointless, patronizing changes that ruin the game's balance and make it look worse.
>>749697151Siill buying Zelda
>>749697151>very first ladder puzzle in deku tree dumbed down to an obvious eye switch, most likely many other puzzles elsewhere also dumbed down>most enemies have an obvious glowing weak point now>iron knuckle attacks can now be blocked>enemies do half as much damage as in the original>wallmasters now have an extremely obvious spotlight so zoomers don't get jumpscared>wallmasters don't even pose a threat anymore, you can literally break free after they grab you>double stalfos battle got rid of the pit in the middle of the room, now it's just a lame pool of acid that barely damages you>game now gives you a "pocket business scrub" that lets you summon a shop anytime, for retards who can't even do basic resource management>bottles are even easier to get and you get one just by going to hyrule market>your shield is automatically up all the time in target mode, babies don't even have to press the block button anymore>navi constantly throws out marvel quips at every little thingDid I miss anything?
>>749699779Yeah you forgot to wipe your tears before posting this
>>749699779I don't think you know what a Marvel quip is.
>>749699889tears from laughing at tendies
>>749699779Majority of these aren't confirmed, especially the half damage.
>>749699491>The spotlight does look bad in motion>The shadow of the hand is worse in the spotlight than how the shadow grew and gave a sense of the rate at which it'd take until the Wallmaster was going to decide to drop and actually drop>Link can break out of the Wallmaster's grip and it doesn't even seem to have to be done quickly enough that it'd fit within the original "rising with Link grabbed" animation from 1998What a mess! This totally misses the point of the enemy and the atmosphere of the dungeon it first appears in! If they wanted something to be casualized (and there were never any calls for this!) they could have just made the Great Fairy Fountain with Farore's Wind more apparent and/or reduced its MP cost.
>>749699638But modern adults are both those things. Video games generally sell more now than they did thirty years ago, but the reason they sell more isn't because there are more kids. It's because there are more adults willing to buy them. Most modern adult gamers are stupid, impatient buffoons constantly complaining online about how games won't "respect their time". They'll raise a stink about it on social media, dumbshit "gaming news" outlets will write articles on it and bring down the reputation of devs and publishers who made these games. THAT is the reality we live in.The reason video games have declined isn't because of children and it literally never was. It was always because of whiny adults.
>>749699929And what are you? A PC vegan? Lmao
Wow
>>749700012Modern adults are the same people who completed Ocarina of Time without complaints (save for menu'ing with the Iron Boots in the Water Temple). They're smarter and braver than they were back when they were kids, and current kids are as smart and brave as the kids who completed Ocarina of Time back in 1998. These changes are worthless and insulting to children and adults alike.
>>749697575>Everyone will learn to appreciate getting stuck in the Water Temple one day.I'm a literal ADHD riddled zoomer who abstained from using a guide and I was able to figure it out on my first try. What's your excuse?
>>749700153Those aren't the people that they're worrying about. Here's the reality: there are less of us than there are of them. It's just that THEY weren't really playing games back then, so their opinions never affected anything. But there are more and more of them playing games now, and now they outnumber us. We are not the majority anymore, that's why no one caters to us these days.
>>749697151There's no way tendies are actually excited for this game. It's everything they've spent the last 10 years mocking.
>>749699491>hand now casts a massive spotlight on you instead of being a ominous shadow>can just press X to awesome to get out of the grab anywaywhat's the fucking POINT
>wallcrawlers got commpletely neuteredSorry what? What?
>>749699491...Why? Who asked for this?
oot zealots sure are having a meltdown today, lmao.
>>749697151Reminder.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiB423i1NrM
>>749700152???
My god...The fuck did they do to this game? Good thing i have the original plus master quest long since pirated so i can give my children the proper version and not this shitstained pajeet-ware garbageDef not selling me a switch with crud like this
>>749700012Modern games don't respect your time.Adults are right.
>>749700763Shoot sneed lol
>>749699491Being able to buttonmash out of the wallmaster's grab is stupid. This just makes him a useless hindrance really. You already get sound+visual hints for him coming at you 5 seconds before he lands on you. That should be easily enough.
>>749697151That seems like something that should be locked behind an Amiibo and time-gated. Like you can only use it once in a day or something.
>>749699491This makes no difference to me because I never once got grabbed by wallmasters in the original. I don't know what they do, is it an insta-kill?
What the fuck are these imbeciles doing?
>>749701209Winning
>>749701204They kick you out of the dungeon
>>749700870You play the games that suit you. Most games have an "expected playtime" metric that you can easily look up. If the expected playtime of a game surpasses what you feel works for you, you just don't play it. Play something else more up to your speed.It's retarded how everyone expects every single game that exists to cater specifically to them.
>>749700153Underrated post. I'd also like to add that I've seen a few 19 year olds (or people around that age) on social media being critical of the changes and to a degree the things Aonuma has stated publically.
>>749701317So they were always just more of nuisance than threat, huh?
>>749701204>>749701550Yeah they just made the dungeon more tedious. But they had a cool sound effect and the shadow was spooky.
>>749700153you're wrong. Most modern adults didn't touch games as a kid, they laughed at the ones that did. Now it's a normal hobby and all these retards have hopped in and they're too fucking stupid to get through KH1
>>749697239Their target audience is fat dads who haven't touched the game since they were 10 who are too tired from waging to give a video game their full attention.
>>749697239no. the target is all those busy gamer dads who became better men and need their time respected
>>749700870>Adults are right.The same retards who will claim that games this long don't "respect their time" will spend the same amount of time it takes to beat them scrolling social media (which is literally designed to eat your time) in two weeks.
>>749699779Damn your post already triggered 3 nintendo babies
>>749701821massive trvke
>>749699779>Twisty!Navi's going to constantly give these stupid quips just like the fucking flowers in Mario Wonder, isn't she? Fuck whatever dumbass market research team determined this is the best way to keep the low-attention-span "modern audience" engaged. At least in Mario Wonder you could turn off their voices in the options menu, but for some reason I doubt this game will be as merciful.
>>749697151Children have gotten dumber over the years. It’s to be expected.
>>749697151Disneyification. Zelda is a brand the same way hello kitty is a brand.
>>749697151Nintendo doesn't understand their own games
>>749697262Where wss this confirmed?
>>749701971Every game will be botwopen world and have a flower sidekick and you will like it
>>749697151Link's earring somehow looks even faggier now
>>749699491fuck this game, fuck Nintendo and fuck all the retards who suck at games
Does he give credit?
>>749699491Daily reminder that DSP is actually a standard that devs design games for for the last 5 years.
>>749697151Did people really get this much more retarded and babified in the last 30 years?Kids back then managed to play through the game. And if they died, they felt amazing when they finally won.Ocarina is not a souls game where you have to die 30 times before you know all of the boss' cheap tricks. It's a fair challenge, but it's a challenge.
>>749701550They were a lot more annoying to deal with in the top-down games, just going into first person mode or jumping in original OOT would make reset
>>749702216Retard adults who didn't play games as kids like us are now playing games and are too stupid to figure out how games work. So games are purposefully dumbed down to appeal to all the retards instead of us.
>>749697151I dunno what people were expecting after how they fucking butchered MM3D. Aonuma is simply a hack who has no fucking clue why people liked earlier Zelda games
>>749697151BASED
>>749702332Claude, decompile this game and remove all the babying and retard proofing.
>>749701812Very true >Nintendo Prime
>>749697151well, the fucking series is dead. it belongs to retards and secondaries now. hope AI can get to a point it can un-rape these games
>>749702332>Retard adults who didn't play games as kids like us are now playing gamesNTA but I never really imagined this possibility. I wonder what kind of person goes their entire childhood without touching vidya but one day in their 20's decide "well now is a good of time as any"
>>749702097Zeltik
>>749699973Nope, half damage is confirmed for Stalfos>>749700152
>didn't invite zfg to play it because he does randoscunts
>>749697151Just tell claude to mod you in lightsaber and huge tits
>>749697151The same Nintendo that greatly reduced the number of hearty items, deleting one type of them entirely, in ToTK because it was too easy to get full heals (it's still to easy to get full heals)?
>>749700254I was 10 and you're 30
>>749700254Try asking your generation considering they felt that OoT needed a fucking quest log.
>>749702681We should have gatekept harder.
>MK World is a hate letter to Mario fans>DK Bananaz is a hate letter to DK fans>Kirby Air Raiders and Worlds Beyond are hate letters to Kirby fans>Splatoon Raid is a hate letter to Splatoon fans>Fire Emblem Feces Woke is a hate letter to FE fans>Metroid Ravenos and Prime 4 is a hate letter to Metroid fans>Zelda OOT remake is a hate letter to Zelda fans>Xenoblade Genesis is a hate letter to Xenoblade fansNintendo is so raped, man. So fucken' raped...
You should all lower your voices when you're slandering nintendo. You don't want them to come in the thread.
>>749702754There are enemies that can oneshot you in the tutorial area of BOTW, yet they made the miniboss in the fourth dungeon do half as much damage in OOT remake. Do they assume OOT was just too hard for the BOTW audience?
>>749700420Which was ONLY because breath of the wild so boring people had to tear down giants to look tall.People who did that are Pink triangle super homos that NOOOOOOOOBody likes IRL
>>749697151This is the final nail in the coffin in the "adding an easy mode doesn't affect you" bullshit talking point touted by entitled ADHD kiddies and gamerdads. Years ago, Super Guide and the like was optional. But giving way to it has allowed it to gradually penetrate into base game design and hurt it at its core, and this is most observable with remakes. It's not just the gameplay in this case, either; they've tarnished the art style as well by giving so many enemies new bright colorful glowing weak points, color theory or cohesiveness be damned.
So now that us native 4chan gamers are fully anti-Nintendo, what will become of the Famitsu hugbox cult? Like, at least PS and XBOX have GTA6, which is an actually well made game that, note you, doesn't hold your hand!
>>749699491I can't even fucking tell which temple this is meant to be
>>749702841The famitsu cult and their consequences have been a disaster for gaming discourse. Thankfully they're dying out now that Shaniqua's Weave was confirmed by 4chan to be the closest thing to a current day Sonic 06.
>>749702893We wait until GTA6 comes to the Switch, and then Nintendo fans will adore it and call it a masterpiece. Just like with Skyrim and Oblivion and Cyberpunk and Elden Ring.
noooo not my heckin harcore childish game !!!
>>749702845Here's the difference - nearly all of BotW is optional so you can just run/warp away from the most dangerous shit, but OoT's main quest and its enemies are not optional, so they have to be dumbed down to compensate for and cater to the wildkiddies.>>749702947Forest.
>>749699779>Twisty!
>>749697151They have to dumb down the game because children got dumber. Simple as
>>749702841The famitsu cult is gonna have a helluva time tryna counter us. Note how most of us are actual longtime native 4chan users who have some of the highest gaming standards on the internet? Tendies can't answer that.
>>749699491>Disco Wallmaster you can escape fromAonuma, Fujibayashi, which one of you limpdick faggots greenlit this? I’m gonna lose my shit here.
>>749702947Should be Forest Temple? Wallmasters first show up there and then again in the Shadow Temple and Well mini-dungeon, along with their cousin, Floormaster, who splits into three tiny fucks.
>>749702893Trying to hard retard-kun
>>749702841Geg, the Famitsu threads this week are gonna be a riot. So much tendie cope and seethe!
>>749701550The consequence of death is reloading save and being booted to start of the dungeon. Wallmaster is a 100-0 that skips the kick to menu and reload file step.
>>749702824New Kirby looks so bad that I'm pretty sure Suckurai made it like this to make OOTslopmake and his beloved Saar Emblem look good on comparison.
>>749697216>oot is the highest rated game everyeah and that's fucking crazy, it's basically a n64 tech demo
>>749702856yup, modern nintendo is ass. what little integrity and art direction they had is being sacrificed to appeal to literal retards
>>749703127>The consequence of death is reloading save and being booted to start of the dungeon. Did you forgot the lost of progress through the dungeon?
>>749703238Pretty much all of their modern games are some of our most hated of all time >>749702824Kirby and Xenoblade are a lock for "4chan's most hated games of 2027" and no amount of viral marketter seething can change that.
Is this the thread I can ask for other games like 3d zelda that aren't now that Iwata is dead and nintendo lost their principles with him?Already know about pic rel, not played yet bc I work too much
>the "our most hated game" falseflagger gets trotted out right when it becomes clear that a thread isn't going to go Nintendofags' wayEvery time.
>>749703238They still make some good games every once in a while like Donkey Kong Bonanza, but then they do bullshit like this to their beloved classics.
>>749703238Xenoblade Genesis gameplay leaked:>You can skip sidequests to completion>You can auto level up to avoid grinding and skip any boss battles just like FF7 Relevation>Combat is just spamming A until the enemy dies. You can build up a special bar to kill all enemies and bosses in one hitThanks Enel and Chuggaconroy!
>>749699779>let's make navi even more annoyingwhy
>>749703416It's incredible how desperate the Famitsu cult has become since Saar Emblem became 2026's version of Sonic 06.
>>749697151Ipad kids are severely retarded, we have devolved as a species.
>>749703383Not entirely a Zelda like, but Brightis on PS1 is worth a look. It has a translation now, so language barrier won't be an issue.
>>749703383Prepare to be very disappointed. Okami fucking sucks. All style zero substance slog of a game.
>>749699491All it’s missing is a giant countdown tier in the middle of the screen as the controller shakes.
/v/ right now:>We don't care if GTA and Sony wins>We just want Nintendo to lose
>>749703025I think it's this plus the anon who pointed out the retards who never gamed as kids suddenly entering gaming as adults. If I had to guess, it's like this: the brain of a child is like a sponge, and as you get older, that sponge dries out and becomes rigid, right? That's why teaching a second language to children goes easier than trying to learn a second language as an adult. Well, same thing here with videogames: kids who gamed a lot learned many, many skills that games offered then, like spatial reasoning and puzzle solving, whereas kids who did not game missed out on learning or refining these skills. So the non-gaming kids grew up into adults who then try to get into gaming, but are having a harder time because their brain is too rigid to learn anything new. The problem is instead of trying to work harder at figuring out the games and its mechanics, they're on the Internet whining about KH1 being too hard to play, and devs are noticing this and dumbing down all their games to make sure these retards don't get lost and leave a bad review.
>>749697151>What the fuck is Nintendo doing?Same thing they've always done. Make games for 8 year olds. What are YOU doing?
>>749700758>oh my god, they stole my content and made commentary about it at GDC?>that's not fair use! fair use is when you take someone's content to make commentary about itI think this guy might be an idiot.
>>749703383I've hated pretty much every Nintendo game that came out since the pandemic and I assure that the vast majority of /v/ feels the same. Switch 2 is "Hate Letters: the Console" as >>749702824 proves.
>>749703601IF sony and GTA win game of the year, then people here will stop dicksucking game journos and we can all agree that they're retards who shouldn't be trusted. Anytime a Nintendo game wins, suddenly we get endless posts linking to kotaku and polygon, talking about how some blue haired bitch on twitter is actually reliable information and we should donate to her patreon or something stupid.It's easy to ignore snoy shills, but when tendies parrot snoy talking points, it's like adding insult to injury.
>>749703628So why are they dumbing down a game that was made for 8 year olds
>>749703383>>749703416On the topic of slandering Nintendo can anyone tell me why the new Xenoblade literally looks worse than XB1 on Wii?
>>749703601Just make a sequel to Oot. fuck remakes
>>749703530Counterpoint: millennial guidebooks evolved over time to their modern equivalents of youtube walkthroughs. Literal 4 year olds are capable of recreating complex industrial machinery set ups in minecraft because they are at least intelligent enough to copy a step by step tutorial. If anything given that the guide industry has improved to provide faster and more direct information that is an argument to make games for children even harder.
>>749697151apparently the combat is much harder because it is faster paced
>>7497037568 year olds got dumber
>>749703796It doesn’t. People here are just hammers looking for nails.
>>749703851Go back to damage controlling Shaniqua's Weave, Enel.
>>749703557Loving the look from the screenshot, even with the conckers bad furday poop walls. Will have to play some time next week
>>749699491Damn that sucks :/ I wasn't hyped for this hire this man trash whatsoever
>>749703835I don't buy this. I blame adults with fragile egos being butthurt they get stuck in a "kid's game" and equate their temporary state as a permanent social judgment.
>>749697151I don't care I will have a blast playing it
>>749703796Why'd you tag me man I'm asking for video game reccs?>>749703683You too man da faq?
>>749702824Crazy how pretty much noone can find any fault in this post. Is there ANY good games on the shitch poo?
>>749697239>their target audience is childrenNo, their target audience is 67 IQ Somalian children.
>>749697216>>749697237>>749697239they're not making it easy because people are too retarded, they're making it easy because there's so much slop out there, a lot of which is even free, that they've assumed people will just drop a game entirely if they can't figure it out first try. back when the original game came out, I'd only ever get like one or two new games a year, so I'd invest tons of time into them because I literally had nothing else. now browns and children have access to free shit like roblox with new slop to play every single week. I don't even know if kids fully beat games like this anymore. I don't know if any of that is true, but I guess I wouldn't even see why it matters if they buy the game anyway.
I uh, just won't use it.
>>749703807Wanna see me make a sequal to OOT?Wanna see me make one again?
>>749704008Depends on how hyped you are for shitty games like Metroid "I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR" Ravenous and Kirby's Open Wolrd Slopfest
>>749703982Modern Nintendo games are made for six year olds and people who literally look and have the skill level of darksydephil
>>749702824I was so hyped for fire emblem, thank God amazon accepted my return because the intro alone showed me the rest of the game would be garbage
>>749704078people are saying the combat is way harder in the remake because the enemies are a lot faster. and I can't believe we're now 160 posts into a thread where people are sincerely talking about the difficulty of OOT
>>749704116This. See >>749703442 for an example. Nintendo does not respect us actual gamers as a target audience.
>>749702824Shut your fucking face unclefucker. Donkey Kong Bananza was kino as fuck.
>>749704173explain how >>749699491 is a good change
>>749704173You keep saying that, but we've seen how slow the stalfos are, and how the skulltulas are even slower and easier to kill.
>>749704159>>749704116You're both right but the Famitsu cult won't allow you to say it.
>>749704232that isn't, it is way more badass having the shadow get larger indicating it's attacking
>>749699779>Twisty!Alright this is too far for me. I can handle the wallmaster but knowing they just shat all over the tone of the game like this is just disgusting
>>749704094It was fine except for the furfag porn. The Wii held everything back in my opinion.
>>749704364It's really really sad honestly:( yes I'm emoji posting suck me. Wasn't getting this ue5 asset flip anyway
>>749697151Serious answer, they're trying to add quality of life improvements to smooth over some of the more annoying aspects of the original game, and make this game distinct enough from the original that people will feel motivated to buy it.It's not actually about dumbing down the game.They did the same thing with Mario RPG.
>>749704424I hope they let you muffle Navi. Keep her in your hat or something. We really don’t need “So that just happened!” Moments in the Temple of Darkness.
>>749703323>seeNo, not interested.
>>749704535thank you reddit
>>749704581Look in mirror, piece of shitsu shill
>>749704535Mario RPG was also terrible, though. They added mandatory mechanics that made the game easier, that you couldn't turn off. I'm also sure they nerfed the stats of every enemy, and made your characters OP, since you could burn through most bosses twice as fast in the remake, even if you never grinded.
>>749702845I kinda want to see someone try and kill the flux construct while still locked into the tutorial areaI saw the lynel in master mode in the Great Plateau in BotW and just walked on by
>ootsnoysLOOOOOL
>>749697151All remakes are shit anon. Why were you under the impression this was going to be any different? I mean, just look at it, truly look at it, that should be enough to understand how soulless and generic UE5 tier this is going to be.
>>749704535Which is an explanation for why I no longer have to pause the game to equip or remove Iron Boots. It is not a justification for Omnipresent Infinity Health Vendor, you sycophant.
>>749697239No, their target audience is abject retards. That just happens to be mostly children and those who molest them.
>>749704535>vendomat on demand>le qooliti of lyfe
>>749704836fuck off cubesnoy
>>749702845Nothing can oneshot you in BOTW iirc.The game has oneshot protection so if you're at full you can only get brought down to a quarter heart.
>>749697151>original release isn't that hard>3ds remake is even fucking stupider >this one is literally piss literally shit literally a big fart in a can
>>749702824All of this bait and yet you don't post Pikmin 4, which is an actual hate letter to Pikmin fans
>>749704884>>749705039
>>749704686This. Fucking terrible remake, censored so many shit too like boss names.>>749704670Get his ass king. The Fashitsu Piece-of-Shitsu cult deserves no quarter in our community.
>>749697151>enemies do half as much damage as in the originalThat seems very easy to remedy with difficulty settings. One for newcomers like children, another for nostalgic adults.
>>749704079>This is shitty game design.>"Just don't use it!"That's a concession.
>>749705047I assume the purpose was to let you spend money anywhere so when your wallet fills up you can buy some stuff and open up room for more rupees.The stuff you can buy is pretty trash anyways so it's not overpowered. Nobody was using red potions in the original.
>>749699491The uncanny valley faces were one thing that I still dont understand but this is even worse, its not like OoT was a hard game. Guess I will skip this and wait for the actual next mainline Zelda game. Did they hire some western devs or what?
>>749705235>This is shitty game designThe deku businessmen always were
>>749697239*used to be childrenThey're definitely just targeting toddlers now, trying to chase that pokemon money.
Nintendo knows most of their audience is getting more and more retarded. Zoomers are brain dead, alphies are even worse.
>>749705351their fanbase is millennials with aids
>>749697151I'll only accept it if the Kike Seeds cost 100 or 200 rups and you can only carry 1 at a time, but we all know modern Jewtendo won't allow that.
>>749705407>>749705351Imagine being a tendie in big 2026 not realizing that literally every one of their new games is "worst game of all time" materiel
>>749705467Reminder that they are dumbing down every one of their games just like DK Bananaz. See >>749703442
>>749697239It was for the original too, so why dumb it down?Are kids these days really dumber?
>>749705173THISThat game genuinely fucking pissed me off. I am a timelimitfag, but I still tried to appreciate Pikmin 2 for what it was and tried to do. Pikmin 4 can literally just fuck off. I will never forget that one >dandorimission where you need to kill shittons of enemies by throwing purple pikmins, but shitendo hates you so fucking much that you're forced to play with their broken casualized auto aim that wasn't present in any of the other games, turning the mission into some bullshit where you're only fighting against the garbage aim controls rather than the actual challenge.Same deal with the recent M&L game, why the hell did they fuck up the bro controls layouts? They were fine for 5 games straight, why suddenly fucking change them? Literal Apple tier behavior of "we know better than you do"tl;dr; FUCK PIKMIN 4
>>749705090only for like 12 hearts or something like that, and not on master modethere are some Lynel moves that can one-shot you at full health (3 hearts)
its not just 4chan thats anti nintendo now, all my friends on discord (ya i use discord suck me) all think nintendo and all their games suck nowthe famitsu cult is sweating hard knowing their shillcompany is dying out among the many real gamers, like myself
>>749700870and how many hours do you spend on /v/ each day?
>>749705609>and not on master modeSpeaking of which, when are they adding that shit to totk? I dropped my 100% playthrough and rushed to Ganon because the combat was already beyond braindead.
>>749703796i dunno it just looks liked XB3 to me but with a resolution higher than 480p
>>749705591>Same deal with the recent M&L game, why the hell did they fuck up the bro controls layouts? They were fine for 5 games straight, why suddenly fucking change them? Literal Apple tier behavior of "we know better than you do"Mario Brotherhood is our most hated game of 2024 for a reason
>>749705625Famitsu troons are going to be working overtime to shill this piece of shit of a remake
>>749705678never probablyI’m not sure how you’d even do it as a player since you don’t have infinity bombs
>>749705625Famitsu raped you ;)
>>749705706Fucking this. They've already defended Fire Emblem Feces Woke, which we all know is the worst game of 2026 and possibly the worst game of all time. They will also defend Metroid "I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR" Ravenous and Xenocensored Genesis.
>>749705678>>749705685>>749705706See >>749705723
>>749699491I feel like I'm losing my mind because I remember breaking free of a Wallmaster like this in the original.
>>749697151>Twilight Princess auto-shield >you deal heavy hit stun to enemiesLiteral baby game, I can only dread of the further bastardization they're going to do to Majora's Mask because you know for sure everyone is gonna be begging for that not even a month after OoT is out.
>>749705678Hero mode fucking blew in BOTW anyway
>>749705765Why are you replying to yourself, Eric?>>749705796You always could, the snoy is larping
>>749705591Just like every other modern nintendo game, pikmin 4 and the new M&L do nothing right, and everything wrong
You don't like ue5 style graphics and tranime voice acting?You don't like an easy game remade to be even easier?You are clearly a snoy
>>749705832>You always could, the snoy is larpingSource?
>>749705663People like you only make this imageboard worse. Would you even care to adress my post directly?>t. RijuCHAD
>>749705796Maybe another zelda but not OOT, it would go into cutscene mode the second you got grabbed
>>749705817>>749705848>>749705879Famitsu raped you. Other way around, the enemies deal knock back
>>749699491What's even the point of this enemy now? Wallmasters made the forest temple absolutely terrifying, now they just... existLike, if wallmasters worked like that one the original game, would they even be memorable?
>>749705879So sayeth the Famitsu cult
>>749697151>buys a game for toddlers>surprised at toddler level difficulty
>>749705796You're thinking of Dead Hand. You had to break free from them during the DH fight.
>>749705848I only liked XB3 from that list. I'll genuinely never understand the hate for that game, it feels like people just really hate the nothingburger main villain + ending
>>749703807They did decades ago? which is also likely getting a remake later
>>749705910>>749705959Well, damn, guess it's been too long since I played. Lame and gay choice on Nintendo's part, then.
>>749701345Persona 5 is bloated as fuck Like most 40+ hours jarpigs
>>749705939Sounds like famitsu will rape you soon ;)
>>749706081you're free to play persona 1 instead
>>749697151Being 37 now with a 5 year old daughter, I quite like this. She isn't that good yet at controlling with the joysticks.I have enough hard games. Don't need this to be "the souls of Zelda games".
>>749705985Thanks for proving my point why I dont really bother much posting in Zelda threads outside of zelda girls threads anymore
>>749706191then why are you going to be the only one playing it?
>only this and Metroid Ravenous interest me on the switch>tfw bought the Zelda switch 2 and might just resell it at this point
To be the far original game was already so easy that the only way you could get stuck is either get lost or to get stuck on one of the few puzzles where the fairy did not literally tell you the solution. There were very few opportunities to actually get lost and very few puzzles that could not be solved by just talking to the fairy or just doing something really obvious.You were not going to ever get stuck because of combat. You had so much health, so much access to healing, so many powerful tools, and dying didn't even send you that far back. I never once heard of a kid that got stuck on any of the combat stuff. Even if they got to something that killed them they usually beat in 2 or 3 tries.So making the combat even easier is not going to change much.
>>749698476Being auto brake by a fairy would count as a game over. In certain games that'd display as a count on your completed save file. As soon as I realized that in LttP I never allowed it to happen again.
>>749697239I started playing OoT when I was 3 or 4 years old from watching my brother play. I didn't beat the game at the time, but I at least made it to the master sword. Also, the target audience is nostalgiabaiting fags like me, not children.
>>749703225>I'm pretty sure Suckurai made it like this to make OOTslopmake and his beloved Saar Emblem look good on comparison.I'm pretty sure that really is the case, Sakurai loves FE too much to let /v/ sully its reputation like we have.Imagine any of the ugly negresses from Feces' Woke in the next Smash...
>>749706265cool copypaste, resetera type it for you?
>>749700763It's a hole you bomb
So when they made OoT 3D they left the damage numbers exactly the same as the original despite Wind Waker already starting the trend of making the games easier and to my knowledge no one complained. But now they decide to do this with OoT switch even though BotW was extremely successful and had new player getting one shot by guardian lasers, Lynels, and lightning?
>>749706252The Shitch Poo is about to see a massive nosedive in sales. Pretty much all of their first party games are universally hated shit as explained by >>749702824
>>749706251I am not?I'm happy to learn that she might have a chance of defeating some enemis, maybe even navigate some dungeons with my help this year and not when she's 7 or 8.
>>749705817Combat in OoT always sucked.
>>749706413Just let her play candy crush for fucks sake
>>749706409Famitsu raped you, Eric ;)
>Russian troll farm data center gets blown up>All of the Famitsu cultists and nutendo shillposts disappearCurious.
>>749706370What exactly did I get raped by, you freak. I guess you can say I lost my hype for this remake, yeah. I will just wait for the next BOTW game, a Zelda game which wont look like ass and has Riju in it
>>749706398see >>749702993
>>749704008Mostly people just aren't keen on replying to low-effort bait shitposts
>>749697151Pandering to the Modern Audience™You have no idea how many normalfags (see: most people who buy videogames) drop them early at the slightest inconvenience. Modern things like Google and AI have made normalfags have zero tolerance for not getting instant gratification.We saw the re-release of Kingdom Hearts last week and how many normalfags were like>WTF THE GAME EXPECTS ME TO TALK TO NPCS AND EXPLORE INSTEAD OF PUTTING YELLOW PAINT ON EVERYTHING AND TELLING ME PRECISELY WHERE TO GO AND EVERY STEP REQUIRED TO GET THERE???These people also make up the vast majority of those who buy videogames. Hardcore gamers make up a sizeable market, but normalfags are bigger and aren't worth losing when videogames cost so much to make these days.
>>749706682See >>749706601
>>749700808Kys timmy dickinson. Do us a favor and don't have kids.
Whats up with the guy mass replying?
Focus L.
>>749706785He's a Chad sent by God to punish op for spamming cp
>>749706785autism and lack of a father figure
>>749706485That's a valid take, I feel guilty of this but also when I play my own things she often joins in and participates/wants to play with me.I also remember that when my dad showed me stuff he liked and was passionate about, it left an impression on me and I have good memories of this.
>>749699491I think this is a pretty good change. Wallmasters were already annoying as hell to deal with if you just wanted to stop in place for a bit and think about where to go next or what to do next. To be punished so heavily was overkill.
>>749697151Who fucking cares? Potions are ass. Fairies are 10 times better, and you could just spawn them for free at any signpost
>Fire Emblem turned out to be one of if not the worst game of all time>OOT remake previews destroyed everyone's hype for the gameImagine what the internals look like for the Famitsu cult kek.>>749706785Famitsu cultist crashing out lol
>>749699779>Twisty!for fucks sake
>>749706785I dont know but I will just ignore him from now on. Didnt even bother discussing any of my posts, only retarded namecalling. I honestly dont think he even cares about Legend of Zelda.
>>749697151>tfw was looking forward to this remake despite hating remakes in general>wallmaster goofy ahh blinking colored spotlight deflated my boner so hard it never recovered>just saved 580 dollarydoos + taxsnap, back to realityhopefully the porn will be kino
If you thought the Famitsu hugbox meltdowns are bad now just wait for when Xenoblade genesis comes out and is somehow even worse than Shaniqua's Weave
>>749703897And thats an ugly screenshotThis one is low res but the maps can look beautiful
>Famitsu out of nowherelmaoreally hurts you guys seeing Nintendo do so well huh?
Don't care still boughted
>unprompted famitsu seething ITT
>>749703225>>749706308>Sakurai>new mainline Kirbydo you enjoy pretending to be retarded
>>749697151>can summon a deku scrub any time now and just buy as many red potions as you want and bottles are even easier to get and you get one just by going to hyrule marketHopefully he's part Jewish, and keeps jacking up the prices the more times you buy from him.
>>749707249>Hopefully he's part JewishHe literally does the hand thing. It's great.
>>749707071it does seem like most of what i want will probably come out as a mod for older oot.
>>749707131Strange, I thought you were against sexualizing children, since you complained earlier about snoys spamming CP.Guess that was projection.
