You have found a genie lamp, and so you get three (3) wishes! They must all be vidya wishes.What are you wishing for?
>>749733590i wish to win the game and two genie blowjobs
Noita 2Genie blowjobAnother one
You do realize they always have a catch, right? A pretty significant even.
>>749733590open world was never inventedgenie blowjobgenie rimjob
genie blowjob x2genie porn game that appeals to my fetishes and is an actual game
>>749733801Then I suggest you wish with care.
>>749733590TWEWY x SMT game made by both teams at their peakGenie BlowjobJackie Chan
>>749733590Games never evolving past 7th genKill all women and trannies
Kill every jew Kill every nigger Kill every shitskinI'd add women and trannie, but they're all a product of jews, so Killing all jews solve these issues
>>749733590Half Life 2 Episode 2 Part 2Left 4 Dead 2 Episode 2Portal 2 Episode 2
>>749733590I wish Nidhogg 2 didn't looks like shitI wish for a genie blowjobI wish no one else ever gets a genie blowjob.
>>749733590all black characters in games disappearall male characters are replaced with little girlsall games are 18+
>>749735820chess is gonna be wild
>>749733590first wish unlock cheat codes second wish be able to reverse any cheat code that I applythird wish have encyclopedic knowledge of all cheat codes across all games
Sex with Ran YakumoSex with Tamamo (MGQ)Sex with Tamamo (Fate)
>>749733590quit video gamesstop playing video gamesstop enjoying video games
>>749733590>odd number of wishesyou had one job
If you've ever posted on blusky and you attempt to play a video game your heart instantly stopsEveryone who's ever been in a consulting firm diesWhenever women try to talk or post about video game the abruptly find themselves unable to speak or type
>>749736319that's not how it works you fucking weirdo
>>7497335901. I wish every dev had a team that loved working on their games as much as HAL does with Kirby2. I want Mihoyo to make a full game without gacha elements and have it be released on all platforms.3. I wish Koizumi was put on Zelda and Kept working at Mario and Aonuma stayed out of the video game industry.
>>749733590Make a vidya game where there is a genie NPC who grants unlimited real world wishesGenie blowjobGenie blowjob #2
>>749736510Says who
>>749736720duh everyone knows genies don't interfere in matters of life, death or love
>>749737216Tell that to literally half the posts in this thread
I wish /v/ had never been made!
>>749733590Nuke 4chanKill meKill yourself genie.
>>749736138this
Do all of you really think that genie blowjobs are vidya related?>>749733590I wish Homeworld 3 had been good and had not been Randy Pitchford Corposlopped a year into production.I don't care about anything else. Oh, wait, I wish proc-gen cities were mature tech and slopped onto every game that devs think they could slip it into.I also wish that incest games are mainstream!
>>749733590genie blowjob x2genie blowjob that kills the genie without harming me in any way x1
>>749737242blowjobs aren't love they're lust
>>749733590No devs with Indian ancestryNo multiplayer of any kind ever againNo microtransactions of any kind ever again
>>749733590>you get three (3) wishesNon-canon bs, originally you got whatever many wishes you wanted.
