How do I summon a succubus gf?
>>749796512Have generational wealth. It is pretty much the reward/curse that your father earns for you.
>>749796512Cut off your penis and burn it on an altar. The succubus will show up and give you a bigger cock then have sex with you.
wear a wedding ring
dont do iti still see my tulpa in reflections sometimes
>>749796512if you are on this site it's already too late sorry anon it is known that the succubi only answer to shotas
>>749796512ask /x/God I love big titties
Just summoning one won’t make her your gf
>>749796512estrogen hrt or something like that
Try >>>/x/
>>749796729is she pretty?
>>749796729Do you jerk off to her sometimes?
>>749796512>How do I summonthe same way you shot web
>>749797227Skill issue.
>>749796512You don't. Assuming that succubi are real, all she will do is suck out your vital essence in a way that you'll find violent and dehumanizing after.
>>749797787Nah, I could fix her
>>749797846You know, they put your picture in the dictionary under "Hubris".
>>749797551Maybe I should be doing it more..
>>749797551I read this as "do you jerk her off sometimes?".
>>749797787They are real.
>>749796512Do a barrel roll