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I'm having such a blast! Is everyone else having a blast playing this masterpiece?
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reddit threads > xitter threads
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>>749893163
>go on reddit to get triggered
cuck behaviour
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>>749893340
But I'm getting mad here on 4channel
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>>749893163
>standing up to dance to the ABSOLUTE BANGERS
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>>749894219
This is a certified banger
https://youtu.be/J9wAoF-DF0M
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>>749895247
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>>749893163
I'm not paying more for this than I did Silksong
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I'd have bought it if there were a Switch 2 physical. Sad!
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>>749893163
People like this make me hate a game way more than any whining, complaining, or bitching could.
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>>749893163
For the notredame secret song the amount of times for each note is each lit candle or just each candle?
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>>749893340
there's at least many Ai generated ad hominnem pics doing that.
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>>749893163
Might be the first person I've seen not shit on the OST kek
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It's unironically a fun game, and the chuds seething over it are mad at the window dressing mostly.
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>>749895247
Absolute dogshit
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>>749899936
Nvm fed fake news its the fucking order
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>>749893163
>I'm having such a blast! Is everyone else having a blast playing this masterpiece?
I'm having a blasterpiece!
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>>749895247
>banger
That means rap. I hear no rap, where's the banger?
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>>749893163
Its a fun game but not really a castlevania game. Feels like konami just gave them the license to castlevania last minute and they just tacked a bunch of names into the script.
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I'm unironically having fun.
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>>749893163
4chan and reddit are shit websitea full of subhumans that should all be killed.
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>>749900558
Castlevania sucks anyways stop pretending that you are a hardcore fan of those shit games.
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>>749893163
Fuck this websita
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Is Alucards SnS supposed to be fucking busted? I'm just mashing attack on bosses and killing them w/o much trouble.
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>>749893163
Can I pirates this /v/
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>the French are rioting as we speak because they made a shot Castlevania game
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there's something about the graphics and effects in this game to where I'm constantly getting hit by stuff I didn't even see
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>Brauner is now a bitch
Why?
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>>749902318
Modern devs don't care about readability and level design.
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>>749893163
I uninstalled it and deleted the demo.

The characters are too small for me to see with the camera Zoomed out to much. Im half blind. The text bubbles are also to small i cannot read them.

What the fuck where the devs thinking??

I can imagine how bad it looks on handheld on Switch 2 like that. These fuckers needs to patch in a Zoom and bigger text option quick.
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99 is the level cap no cap
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>>749902318
>>749902535
it's hard to say if it's an aging gamer thing or what but it's pretty difficult to see some things
it's not good on switch 2 (res and overall fidelity is for the switch since there's no switch 2 version) so i played most of it in handlheld mode.
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>I can't see the Castlevanier I'm too old
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>>749903518
>Mfw the character is too small and I can barely tell where I am
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Imagine not releasing a switch 2 edition of the game. The switch version of this game looks like absolute dogshit.
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>mfw Medusa does that bullshit unavoidable super move
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>>749893163
Just finished the game, I had fun but it doesn't feel like Castlevania at all it feels like the indie teams that grew up playing SOTN and Super Metroid that wanted to make a metroidvania without understanding what made Castlevania or Metroid great for lack of a better term. Also the soundtrack is dogshit save for a handful of tracks and they aren't stellar either, story is nothing to write home about and the callbacks/references to past Castlevania games are nothing but a detriment to my enjoyment. The most 4/10 game ever.
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Game sucks just wait for Bloodstained
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>>749899990
I've seen a couple anons glazing it here, but for the most part, yeah.
It's unusual, since you can normally count on a fairly decent part of /v/ to be completely and utterly tin-eared. Maybe they all got health insurance this year and got their ears checked.
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>>749902729
its not, the game just has shit readability
go play some of the burnout games, even back in the day what had shit readability for its age like revenge or dominator are still miles above this shit
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>>749903712
>unavoidable
Stop trolling
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>dogshit music
>dogshit enemy variety
>dogshit weapon variety
>dogshit writing
>dogshit exploration

Fucking grim. The only food part abour the game is the time boss.
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>>749904753
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>>749897754
k.y.s.
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>>749895247
It's like they gave Bloody Tears to an AI and asked it to "make it really gay"
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>>749895247
suno has gotten really good
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>>749900225
they/them keep dying on the spikes lmao
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>>749893163
I'm blasting shit out of my asshole into the toilet right now
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>>749895247
Bloody tears has never been a favorite of me but hearing this bastardized version is pretty infuriating
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>>749904842
N
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>>749895247
Wtf? It just sounds like AI shit.

Is this game jeetslop?
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>>749900225
I hope one day some mad bastard invents a device that allows you to blow the shit up of an anons head remotely
>Ha! that's what you get for shill on Castlevania 2095 fucking piece of shit, serves you right motherfucker, my wife Wingnut Belmont is cute and valid, now time to wait for Axelay 2.
The future will be interesting
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>>749893163
The music sucks and any sped dancing to this shit is definitely a fat, uncoordinated retard who needs to upload a dancing video so we can all rope from pure cringe
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>>749893163
>RETURN TO FORM
>HAVING A BLAST
Fucking yawn.
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>>749893163
>i'm having a blast
translation i'm trooning
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>>749900558
true internet sista, this crap is more like a gradius-like combined with super mario bros mechanics, Castlelania is fucking ded
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>>749905316
composer is an iranian brownoid fag who describes his music as "persian trap" so yes it's jeetslop
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It's weird watching various Nintendies force themselves to love the game. They'll be getting fucked by an archer while trying to navigate some shitty jump/grapple puzzle situation, they'll die to something else entirely while doing that and force themselves to look in the camera and say how much fun the game is. One guy did lose it during Medusa and let out a primal yell, that was pretty funny.

I will now let one of you grandpa gamers cry and cry about how I visited a couple different streams. Go ahead, let it all out.
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>>749905696
>It's weird watching various Nintendies force themselves to love the game.
They always do this, they are cattle.
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>>749905696
This game is piss easy idk understand what someone would even be dying to? Even Medusa was like 2 or 3 tries at most.
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>>749903712
Hide behind the rock you dumb fuck
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>>749895247
And 20 years ago this is what they were doing for Bloody Tears for a spin off arena battler on the wii that sold 3 copies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-sEcZ43aL8

oh Father in heaven please don't let wh*te hands touch eastern properties anymore.
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>>749895247
Jesus fuck.
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>>749905868
>Castlevania's downfall caused by the indian netflix adaptation
you are obsessed and I hope you see the error of your ways as soon as possible
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>>749905868
>white
nigger hands groped the music this time
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>>749900386
>imagine not unlocking the secret castlemania rap song
failure of a human being lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=GRePJxjtFhw&t=0
if you hate this, you're not a castlemaria fan
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>>749895247
I don't get what's wrong with it. Nothing I'd add to a playlist but seems fine.
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>>749906110
I hate indians
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>>749905868
>white hands
>he thinks modern gaming studios are letting white people make the games
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>English review: 90%+
>Chinese review: 30%
>Japanese review: 18%
What does this tell us?
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>there are no black people in this game
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>>749895247
It's kinda orchestra slop but literally any rendition of Bloody Tears is going to be good. It's not bad at all.
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>>749906374
That the Chinese hate any game that has even the slightest amount of difficulty? That Japan desperately misses Iga?
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>>749906374
bug people too busy eating from the gachaslop bucket to be eating from the piggy trough
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hey internerd friendos, I'm having a blastoise with the new castlelania game, I marathoned the netflix anime before playing it in order to remember the lore and the characters, have a nice one, im black btw
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>>749906626
this but i'm trans btw
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I will say the n word if this post gets 5 replies
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>>749906705
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>>749906705
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2 replies ladies and gentlemen can we go the whole way?
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I killed brauner, the miser, and the architect. Where do I go from here? The library requires the double jump I think and I can't enter the painting yet for some reason. I also can't go to the clock tower and everywhere I explore basically needs an air dash or double jump.
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true castlevania fact: the belmont clan hates trans people and they not recognise it as people, but abominable demonic and godless beings that deserves the whip and the cross
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>>749906809
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>>749906705
do it, fucking coward, btw rose belmont CAN beat the cock
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>>749906229
it's literally the song with BWOOOM BWOOOM BWOOOOM over it, like a fucking movie trailer, if you can't hear it, that's because your brain is rotten, it's not our fault
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>>749906626
Hey there friendo, I'm looking for some kind advice from a friendly internet stranger. We just added a new bull to the relationship. He's Black (yay!) but something's been bothering me. I've noticed my wife putting on a bit of Blaccent and playing more rap music with him than with any of our previous bulls (they were all white). I've been avoiding a confrontation since I don't want to make him uncomfortable given the current political climate. I tried asking my wife about this but she said it was "making her uncomfortable" so I begged for forgiveness and slept outside for a week to repent (not the Chr*stian kind). Looking for any advice, or am I accidentally giving in to my internalized racism again? Toodles!
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give her (them/they/am/pm/aigs/blus the fucking holy cross and all your problems will be solved, god bless ya, my brotha in christ
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Waiting on two more replies for the n word
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>>749895247
I thought it was halo at the start wtf?
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>>749900558
Castlevania went to shit after iv
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>>749906374
that the fucking Castlevania cartoon was really popular in the west, unfortunately
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>>749895247
This sounds fine stop larping.
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feels like a reddit phone game to me

Bloodstained has more sovl and more japanese
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I know you faggots will bitch and whine but I want them to try a dark souls Castlevania
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>>749908216
You mean a 3d game that's just like dark souls but with Castlevania shit?
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>>749908326
Yes
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>>749906850
She is somewhere in the castle right?
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>>749908653
Correct may or may not be in the observatory by the library
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>>749893163
Like the game, almost done, but a couple of things stand out negatively:
- music is really ass
- not enough variety in zones
- I'm 20 hours in or so and just doing the virtues before drac. Despite this the game feels short for some reason, like not a lot happened in the story
- why no Brauner fight?
- is dash cancelling Isaac's arcana meant to be the game's super jump? cuz that's what I'm using it for. since it costs MP that doesn't seem to be the intent but it makes flying up notre dam easy
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>>749909035
>Isaac
also to add to the negatives, why is Isaac just a time/chronos-themed enemy now? cuz muh clock tower? where are his innocent devils
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>>749895247
This sounds like someone put in an AI generator to make Bloody Tears sound epic.
No fuck that, even AI slop sounds better than this. This just sounds lazy.
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>>749895247
jesus this is some youtuber "epic orchestral" slop remix if I've ever heard one
awful, how do you manage to make bloody tears sound bad
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>>749895247
sounds good
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>>749895247
epic orchestral slop
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>>749895247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-2-rw3irfU
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>>749905868
modern games are a product of india saar
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>>749908216
the ps2 3dvanias are objectively better action games than FROMslop
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>>749909129
>cuz muh clock tower?
hes not even the boss of that zone, that was st germain
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>>749905696
>It's weird watching various Nintendies force themselves to love the game.
Most tendies hate that it doesn't have a Switch 2 version though?
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>>749895247
Holy fuck this is God awful. There's absolutely no momentum and sounds like someone is farting through a speaker.
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>>749905696
huh? All I see are steam trannies getting mad that this indieriffic sloppa is being shit on but metroid dread and its sequel were well recieved
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>>749893163
Euch. Blech. Urgh.
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>>749908734
Ok I figured it out that was a waste of 2 hours lmao thanks.
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>>749895247
It's just a worse Bloody Tears.
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>>749910703
More like Bloody Rears
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>>749893163
I'll maybe get it once it's on the Switch 2 as physical...
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>>749895247
dilated bloody tear hole
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There are two things that objectively cannot be good, a 3D Castlevania and a western Castlevania, for one western game composers cannot make memorable music, second we live in the time of slop, a good Castlevania has to be arcade influenced and arcades have been irrelevant since the 90s, what is trendy right now are games with lots of content and time wasting so basically the opposite of an arcade game.
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>when you need to make the main character such a special DEI unique girlboss that you accidentally canonically kill off the Belmont family forever

OOPS I GUESS
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>>749893163
Whoever "composed" the Library music should have their hands cut off so they can never again hurt anyone with their "music"
Is that fucking Dracula dusting his carpets while tap dancing? There's also tires squeeling and a camera shutter going off? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SOUNDTRACK?!
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>>749910703
It certainly gave me Bloody Ears!
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>>749893163
I like the game but the music has been boring so far. Way too "lo-fi".
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>>749893163
>I'm oldskool gamer
>i'm fan on x franchise
>i'm new entry is really good
>i'm remind me of [most well known entry] in the franchise
>i'm don't understand complains
>i'm return to form and having a blast
beep boop
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>>749906705
no you won't you fucking nigger
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>>749911598
That's what the zoomies call: A larper
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>>749911521
>I just fucking killed my family clan with my fucking OPness!
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>>749893163
>I'm literally getting chills
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I just finished the true ending and it was solid. Not a great game, but it's good. The negatives are pretty glaring:
>weapon and inventory system means enemies do not drop any items at all except heals, so there's no need for the series's core enemy variety and the variety sucks ass as a result of these systems
>lots and lots of platforming focus instead of more time spent on having more areas that were visually varied
>the story and dialogue are written by a complete fucking retard who has no idea how to do anything but the most boilerplate writing known to man
>some of the music isn't very good
I probably prefer most of the igavanias over this and Bloodstained 2 will undoubtedly beat it out
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>>749911526
It can't be that ba...
https://youtu.be/SxrnXe5bL1E?list=RDSxrnXe5bL1E
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Please don't it will hurt my feelings
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>>749911526
>>749911796
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>>749911521
She can get married you fucking retard
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>>749906374
>English review: 90%+
Why do these ones love eating shit so much?
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SOVL
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>>749895247

It's hard for me to judge Castlevania music after Dawn of Sorrow and Order of Ecclesia.
Nothing can ever compare to those.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5cxjykD0zY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0gE_MqlcN8

Although Smash somehow did a great homage to Jet Black Wings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s26GC-1z2Js
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>>749912017
>SHE can just get married
Anon, I...
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>>749911796
what in the fuck
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I removed the spikes, and the game got much better.
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>>749911721
I didn't enjoy bloodstained 1 too much and somehow 2 is keeping the exact same ugly artstyle so I'll probably wait for a sale before picking it up. I'm afraid BC might have spoiled me since it's the best looking 2.5D metroidvania I have played.
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>>749895247
>BLOODY TEARS: EPIC ROCK REMIX!!!
>its a shitty midi song

damn they perfectly captured the soul of garbage you'd find on YouTube in 2009
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>>749911526
don't make the mistake I did and look up whoever is responsible for this bullshit, it's exactly who you'd expect
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>>749912017
She'd take her husband's name then. So the Belmonts are fucking done.
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>>749912321
retard, hyperfixating on irrelevant details like an autist pales in comparison to the actual issues with the writing
>put in a half-assed social link system that you grind out
>all the bad guys talk shit at you for 10 seconds
>everyone else sucks off rose nonstop
>half of the cast of social links vanish after you max them and never say another WORD because they got forgotten in development
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>Belmont's Curse OST
>looks like a gay Persian guy


>The GOAT Castlevania composer
>Based Chud Japanese Lady

really jogs the noggin
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>>749912396
>the belmont family
>irrelevant details
Nah, I think it shows how little of a fuck they give. They wanted to make a girlboss superspecial only child so much that they tanked the entire point of the franchise to do it. It's telling.

Don't even need to mention that other shit because no human being with more than eight brain cells would be playing this unmitigated turd of a game.
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>>749912285
This rendition is ass but it's not midi. I swear you zoomers keep LARPing as oldfags.
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>>749912490
It's especially funny when you think about how the theme of the next bloodstained game is the two main characters falling in love and getting engaged and starting a lineage.
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>>749906705
stop asian hate
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>>749912048
>Why do these ones love eating shit so much?
They are too stupid to understand what makes these games good and they fear being faced with a masterpiece without realizing it. On the other hand, writing a bad review means having a 'white supremacist gamer' mentality.
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>>749911526
>>749911796
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>>749895247
Bloody Ears
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>>749893163
Gamingcirclejerk troons are working overtime to shill this woke tranny dogshit on /v/ just like kdc, yasuke, dragon age, vtmb 2 etc etc
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>>749912492
that little zoomGAWD is shitting on this millenioid abomination, he's right about the song being as shitty as a midi song
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>>749895247
Good god- that's bad. Actually- no. That's not even bad, that's damn-well revolting.
For fuck's sake, even Lords of Shadow got this right:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vmNrPd7M74
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>>749895247
This reminds me back when Jews were shilling Castlevania Netflix on /v/ and you fucking troon faggots were going I CLAPPED when bloody tears played and it sounded like dogshit then too
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>>749905696
You guys fucking SUCK at video games, jesus christ.
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>>749911796
This should class as biological warfare.
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>>749895247
That sounds like some mediocre Touhou fan remix that has been done a million times before.
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>>749913082
That westernized slop didn't get anything right, generic orchestral slop is the essence of everything wrong with modern game music, its used so much because it fits boring modern videogames.
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>>749912490
on the plus side, them being stupid enough to do multiple lore breaking plot points like that means konami is forced to make the whole netflixvania shit, including this game, non canon
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>>749914494
what else breaks lore? I'm not playing this garbage, and I could do with a laugh at Konami's ineptitude
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>>749914596
See this >>749891132
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>>749914596
>and I could do with a laugh at Konami's ineptitude
konami wasnt at fault here, people have been telling you retards that konami has been constantly outsourcing games for their "western pandering" IPs like silent hill and MGS to retards for cheap
dunno why is any of this surprising when they will just consider the outsourced slop non canon later after grifting some money off the westoid goyim stupid enough to buy it
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>>749914785
If I give my dog to a retard for a week to look after, it's my fault that they tried feeding my dog exclusively on pop tarts and dyed his fur pink
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>>749912085
That smash version is from Harmony of Despair iirc.
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>>749914812
This makes no real sense, it's more like lending a bread recipe to a retard, the retard trying to "fix" it and somehow the recipe turns literally lethal, but you have no reason to give a single fuck because you already got the money anyway.
If you still want the dog analogy it's more like giving the dog to a retard and giving zero fucks about what happens to the dog, because after you get it back with a pile of money you will just lend it to another retard to repeat the cycle anyway.
Maybe konami will actually release something good for the anniversary later but for now you should have zero expectations for their outsourced sloppa after already having seen multiple examples of said sloppa.
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>>749895247
It sounds fine? I dont get what im supposed to be mad about in this case
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>>749914918
>Maybe konami will actually release something good for the anniversary later
Konami barely has an in-house development team, and everything they've tried to make in-house recently has been shit like Super Bomberman R 2 or Contra Rogue Corps. There was never going to be any hope of a good Castlevania revival, Dead Cells reskinned as Castlevania is unironically one of the least offensive options because Konami could have just as easily given it to Wayforward or Bloober.
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>>749915501
>Konami barely has an in-house development team,
Anon they have been putting out a game almost every 6 months at this point of different franchises, and with the new YGO TF GX game they are clocking in 3 games in the span of 12 months this time around.
That number skyrockets to like 5 games a year if you count the outsourced goyslop for westoids.
Thing is most of their games tend to be either switch exclusive, japan exclusive, or in the case of shine post, both, so westoids never see any of it.
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>>749893163
no , i pirated it and because i spoilered myself through steam reviews and these threads i can´t bring myself to actually play it at all.
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>>749908216
been already done , it´s called bloodborne
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>>749906405
>literally any rendition of Bloody Tears
I'm guessing you didn't hear what Yuji Takenouchi did too it on an official album. If time-stamping doesn't work, his piece starts around 5:18 and the main problem with it is shortly after the 7 minute mark, where most of the remaining track has what sounds for all the world like someone unleashing diarrhea with their ass pressed directly against the Saran Wrap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ixRm5tjCVc&t=318s
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>>749914918
>giving zero fucks
Here's the problem though. They SHOULD give a fuck. Same with Silent Hill. These are some of the best IPs they have, and they have treated them like absolute shit. It's like they hate money.
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>>749895247
Eh I think it's ok
being carried by the strength of the original composition. Definitely doesn't elevate it, but I don't think it desecrates it or anything, it's just fine.
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>>749908216
Play Curse of Darkness. That's what that is.
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>>749915857
why would they give a fuck when westoids will actively defend their cheap outsourced trash anyway?
>These are some of the best IPs they have
maybe castlevania, but both MGS and SH have been slop since the ps3 era if not the ps2 one outright
> It's like they hate money.
westoids are happily buying it tho
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>>749916013
But it's flopping, anon.
Townfall flopped. Silent Hill f flopped.
They're not popular games, they're not successful, they don't have legs. They're flopping.
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>>749916097
In fact, the best I can say about this game is that on its opening weekend, it's in THIRD PLACE on "popular releases"
After Enshrouded, a game which has been in early access for years and played to death by anyone who likes it, and whatever the fuck "planet zoo" is..

At least it's doing better than "scam your friends", I guess?
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>>749916097
and they are made for even cheaper than the flop recouped costs, otherwise konami wouldn't keep ordering outsourcing farms to shit them out, your point?
the money is going to games people into JP games actually give a shit about like the tag force remake, so get fucked lol, enjoy your goyslop, and buy the DLC too
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>>749893163
I've watched two streamers play through it, and I do not understand the hype at all. Both of them were ecstatic when they got the air dash move. What am I missing here?
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>>749916886
The money they received for playing it.
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>>749893163
What does the people that write these kind of things look like irl?
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>>749916979
50 year old marketers called "Ian" who list their hobbies as "bourbon" and never played a "castlemania" game in their lives.
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>>749893163
So we can all agree Netflixvania is better than this slop right? At least that *tried* to fucking stay faithful
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>749917341
Most obvious ragebait bump I've seen in a week, and that's saying something. Let the thread for the stupid game die.
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>>749917341
>At least that *tried* to fucking stay faithful
LOL
this is literally just trying to continue the kikeflix vania retcons like the leon shit btw
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>>749893163
SONG LOOPS ARE TOO SHORT FOR HOW BIG THE AREAS ARE, IM SICK OF THE SONG HALFWAY INTO THE AREA
Someone tell them about dynamic soundtracks ffs
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>>749893163
I just got a simple question: is the game good? Y/N
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>>749918045
oh god no.
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>>749918045
no
it MAY be worth pirating to kill some time if youre that desperate for a non-castlevania metroidvania but why the fuck would you be when the genre is oversaturated to shit?
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>>749917341
>At least that *tried* to fucking
boy did they, fucking
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>>749895247
yikes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GvN67FGIBY
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>>749908216
I mean, putting dance of pales in for drangleic castle is the closest thing to a 3D castlevania this side of 2010
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>>749918045
Its alright, but the devs had a really wrong idea about what makes a castlevania good
Its still a good metroidvania
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Unironically, I’m having a blast with it. It’s a true return to form and it’s nice to see Iga’s cringe being wiped out.
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>>749918565
The fact that the most positive answer says 'meh' is all I need to know.
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>>749911796
>it can't be that bad
>0:31
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>>749895247
The only part I like is the bit with the organs because I can pretend I'm listening to a better version of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk8FiHa1ZoQ
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>>749908216
Why? Just play dark souls. Let Castlevania be Castlevania you idiot
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Things to fix
>more enemy variety
>early bosses need more health
>just let healthpots scale with max hp the charm is legitimately overpowered as fuck
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>>749912285
Makes me think of Tetris the Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuNKHJONApI
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the game that filtered thousands of fake castlevania fans
can't wait for all of you to hate on bloodstained 2 since it's going to have classes and actually move the first game forward
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>>749897754
luckily you will generally not find these people outside of reddit
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>>749895247
What the fuck is going on
am I taking crazy pills
how the fuck are people in the video's comments praising the song? It is so fucking lifeless and flat to listen to

does nostalgia just shut down people's brain and critical thinking?
I swear to fucking god I am not the same species with these amoebas even if they look and sound like me, what the absolute fuck
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>>749919449
>I swear to fucking god I am not the same species with these amoebas even if they look and sound like me, what the absolute fuck
Says while posting his favorite streamer friend. This site is so shit
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>>749919487
I don't watch streamers
here, I posted a reaction gif of Alex Jones, does that now mean that I watch his show?
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>>749911796
ok, the music AI was not cooking with this one. someone adjust the prompts
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>>749919597
You're posting literal twitch emote gifs. Please do not try and fool anyone you retard
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The ost is so bad its enough for me to drop the game
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>>749906374
your numbers aren't even accurate
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>>749919679
These are all images/gifs I've saved from 4chan, in fact, everything I've ever saved for the use on chans is from chans themselves
you sound incredibly schizophrenic, have you gotten evaluated yet?
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>>749919886
>Spanish - Spain
>95%
as expected of the "people" who brought us los
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>>749919886
/v/ is such a hilarious site, the chinks and japs hate the new game so that means it's bad. Let's forget the fact that Castlevania was never ever popular in those countries even at its peak 30 years ago.
It was so unpopular in Japan they hade to create Soma and it still didn't help at all. Just a bunch of retards from twitter trying to look like fans of the series
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>>749919449
I feel that way all the time and it's tiring me out.
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>>749919449
They're not "real" people anon. They're marketers.
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>>749895247
add some more CHEESE to that absolutely STOMPER.
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>>749893163
I’m just not gonna buy it. I will not pay for nu-Castlevania.
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How is the exploration and backtracking? Are there lots of secret walls etc? This is an essential part of metroidvanias IMO.
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>>749920408
a lot of them, you can easily miss stuff if you don't pay attention to clues and do the puzzles
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>>749920408
lots, many hidden areas.
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>>749920037
It's been over a decade since the French made a good game, and things are so bleak for them they're currently remaking that same game.
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>>749911796

This CANT be real.
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>>749895247
How do you male something that sounds worse than https://youtu.be/xmzW5b2QdzI?si=0CH0Hpj8j-xDfSoD
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>>749895247
It sounds poorly mixed. The organ sounds muffled behind everything else. I don't want to sound like one of those people, but video game music was so much better during the 16-bit days.
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Why do people seethe about the Leon Belmont shit but not the absolute raping of Brauner who is centuries to early to even be there with his reasons for even doing anything completely raped as well
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>>749912302
>pioneered persian trap music
owari da
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>>749911796
https://youtu.be/iJYvCHm3Ov4
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>>749921685
because raping brauner only really affects one entry while raping leon shit cocks up the entire series



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