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:)
>>749894452How rapeable
rape
Uh hi, is this the rape thread?
>>749894452He shouldn't be allowed to wear clothing if he's just gonna get them dirty.
>>749894452Watch out link! Thats a middle aged womans house!
>>749894452Why is Zelda's Monster covered in mud?
>>749894452OUT!!!OUT!!!!!!!!NO MUD INSIDE!!!!!!!
>>749894452Name?
>tfw you have to clean that little shit up again
>>749895696Zelda
>>749895696That's Zelda's Monster. He gets mad when you call him Zelda.
>>749894452...Bathtime!
>>749894452>ruined the rug he needs to be punished
>>749895845A rug isn't going to get ruined from mud. It'll need to be washed and dried, which is an annoyance, but it's not wasted.
Why am I only gay for shotas?
>>749894452Photo taken moments before every pot in your house is broken and the only 5 rupees you have stashed in your savings chest is gone- oh it's a pedo thread. My bad, I'll see myself out.
>>749896062
>>749895718Is that a boner?
It’s very likely he grew up not knowing what a bath is.
>>749896159No, but now that you point it out I do believe it is symbolism.
>>749896231I have never seen this gif before but it's a masterpiece.
>>749896249Please. Saria took baths with him in her lost woods private waterfall.
>>749896231Me explaining why futa on femboy isn't gay.
>>749896231Why are u gae
>>749894452GET OUT OF THOSE CLOTHES RIGHT NOW!
>>749896062Adult women are just big kids and kids don't have much in the way of sexual dimorphism. It's adult men who are distinct.
>>749896062Pederasty is real. It's how some males survive childhood to eventually reproduce because the alpha male doesn't immediately kill them.
>>749896313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnV7xfGpWas
>>749896313sorry wrong version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPP5bD8xVhg
Anons, that's a boy...
>>749896490Waited that whole time for the chest squish
>>749896490Why do they always cuck Romani in these? kek
>>749896490I want Cremia to deliver milk to me.
>>749896062Malfunctioning parental instincts due to becoming old and still having 0 children.
>>749896420>when she sees ganon
>>749896627
>>749896490>>749897128Reminder that she smells like shit (confirmed by GiGM)
>>749894452???
>>749897272literally made for ganon
>>749897128
>>749896994Nta but I have a 14 year old daughter now and I'm in the same boat
>>749894452POV: my mom after I come back inside after playing outside for 5 minutes
>>749897128Need this to fade to black after the blur and fade into YOU DIED
I have diddyblud fatigue
>>749894452Cute shota link
>>749897426wow anon you're so manly standing up to these people's tastes in cartoons
>>749897426Stop saying it then
>>749897426Twitter is two blocks down if you want to talk like a moon cricket
>>749897305lole
>>749897346Malfunctioning parental instinct due to precious little daughter getting to the age where she starts letting random guys at school cum into her.
yall diddy epstein acolyte blud ahh niggas fr
>>749897447canon btw
>>749897565Every post has to always comes back to some form of cuckoldry with you people huh.
>>749896062Are you Greek?
>>749897794Human culture is built upon cuckoldry. Everything men do is in an effort to cuck another man.
>>749897834unironically on my father's side
Faggots thinking 4chan is discord lmao
>>749897794Mutt's law and all that
>>749897968It seems you are either genetically or culturally predisposed for this.
>>749897968Your pops should have had the tal with you bro. Bad dad
>wamuis this that artist that tacked on a fake beard on a child so it wouldnt be tagged as shota bc the credit card retardation?
(to the tune of 'Thank heaven for little girls')Each time I see shota linkrunning around in hyruleI can't resist a lust full urgeTo smile and sayI want to fuck shota slinkFor shota link has a cute little dickI want to fuck shota linkI get him hooked on Chateau Romani His little face so helpless and appealingIt makes you want to choke his mouth with your dickI want to fuck shota linkI want to fuck him nowNo matter when, no matter whereAnd then I’ll rape princess Zelda too!
Bunch of gay pedos. Go figure.
>>749898153im greek and idk what these gaywads are on
>>749898403Excuse you, I'm here for the /ss/.
>>749896062You have the 4chan moderator gene.
>>749896062This is me but the only way I'm gay for shotas is if I'm the woman in the /ss/How over it is for me, /v/?
>>749898403>projecting
>>749897403HEART STOLEN
>>749897070Faggot
>>749898079Mutt's Law is nigger dicks. Cuckoldry is somebody else's job to take credit.
>>749898960says the cuck that ships link with malonGanon is superior
>>749894452Who does this appeal to?
>>749894452GET OUTYOU ARE MUDDING UP THE CARPETSTOP BREAKING MY POTSWHAT THE FUCK(Seriously Link was a home wrecking tyrant)
>>749895195When will saggy haggies learn...
>>749894452Never played any Zelda games, but I just learned that it's a completely different link and Zelda in every game. Does that mean they can be their own ancestors?
>>749899025the same kind of person posts about those two things
>>749899087Hero taxAlso if you dont want your pots broken maybe stop filling them with bombs you weird fuck
>>749898450This. I like /ss/ for the women. The dynamic just happens to be ideal.
>>749899097
>>749899148The Zelda in Spirit Tracks is explicitly stated to be the granddaughter of Tetra, the Zelda in Wind Waker.
Thoughts on nu fado?
>>749899148Not necessarily. Majora's Mask is an exception, he is the same Link as in Ocarina of Time. The Oracles are also the same Link between the two.
>>749899441I really can't believe that nintendo genuinely hired that man
>>749899148They could, but they are not.Most Links are from a different Bloodline who happened to be born with the "spirit of the hero".But all the Zeldas are ancestors of each other because they carry the Blood of the Goddess.
>>749898076has been for years
>>749894452/ss/ with hung shota is hot and I'm tired of pretending otherwise but hypershit is garbage, I will never deny that
>>749899087Not yeh
>>749899441Wife
>>749899775Utena wouldn't say that
gay thoughts about Link
Zelda is the only canon relationship with Link
>>749899995Now who would have those sorts of thoughts...
>>749894452made for long bathing sessions
>wamudrawsoh nyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~
>>749899847Are you sure?https://litter.catbox.moe/162ku82plbncwa49.gif
/ss/ shouldn't be considered pedoshit for a male audience because as boys that just hit puberty we all had fantasies of older women obviously, but not necessarily the same age peers. Same for loli for female audiences. If things are flipped then yeah that is dodgy pedo shit.>>749899775Depends on how much though. Also if the male is cocky then it sucks too, naïve is much better.
>>749899775>hung shota cringe. shotas should be small
>>749898697have you tried shock therapy?
>>749900150Is that supposed to be Utena?
>>749896062as long as it;s fictional gay shotas anon it's finedon't cross that line though
>>749895696Wamudraws.
>>749900264>naive hung shota>cocky undersized shotaThis is how it should be
>>749895769kek
