CUTE
>>749912592I don't wanna be a bitch in a video game
arent they lovers? wtf kind of sibling shit is this
>your fun consists of filling up the car with gas>getting beer from fridge>shopping for your used goblina girlfriendBoy howdy they know how to make Reddit cum
I need a sassy big booty latina in my life
>>749912592So are we just gonna be able to let the two of them fuck in the shower at any safe house? Because that was my biggest take away from the new trailer
>two protagonists>no co-op
>>749912592Don't try this in real life.
>>749913136yeah but the shots will prob be very censored like cyberpunk's
Can we stop pretending she isn't ugly like all female characters in 2026?
>>749912592Race mixing isn't cute.
>>749913201>wants to have sex scenes with his brobased
>>749912948>he doesnt banter with his gfsad!
>>749912592>>749912932Most of those scenes where they're trying to be the quirk chungus couple make me cringe. Not sure why. That and the sex scenes. Get that shit out of here.
>>749912592why did they make him massive and her so small? is he a pedophile?
>>749913423Like in that prison escape game. I want to inspect bro's sizeage.
>>749913423Not him but I unironically have a friend that would. Yes he's gay and yes he's a femboy
>>749912592I have yet to see anything exciting in those boring gta6 trailers
>>749913503In the leaks he usually towers over NPCs. Not sure what the average height is in muttland, but it seems like 6'1 is huge compared to everyone else.
>>749913534where'd you get 6'1 from?
>heroic white guy falls for fat latina that doesn't cookThis game will be worse than HRT for the white male population
>>749913528Have you ever played gta before? The exciting part is driving cars and listening to the radio. This is literally why gta became popular. No game before it had something like that. Driving around a fictional version of a real world city. Plus the quality and polish of rockstar games is what makes people excited. People didn't really care that much about the stories in these games.
>>749913534it's miami so it's full of beaners and the most dysgenic whites in the universe
>>749913562All the online search results, except plebbit, say 6'1.
Speaking to Love Magazine as part of a detailed interview in the October 5 edition, game writer Alexa D’Agostino explained the background they used to build Lucia and expressed confidence she will become a star.“When it came to writing Lucia, I thought of the women I know. My mother was an immigrant who grew up in Newark, New Jersey, close to Lucia’s hometown of Liberty City. I thought about the way she raised me: rowdy, kind, but not to take any s***.“I related a lot to Lucia, and writing her came very naturally to me. There are many badass women like her, just as there are many men like Jason. We just focused on capturing that.
is he ok
>>749913709finally, autistic representation in mainstream vidya
>>749913709He's perfectly fine. Everyone just picks shots that make him look blank but he very clearly smirks after nudging her.
>>749913701
>>749913639that works for like 2h before i get bored and uninstall the game
jason is schizophrenic and lucia is not real
>>749913475Cuz you an incel bruh. But aint nothin wrong with that
woke trash
>>749913889Even when you're a performative feminist, how do you not want to kys after typing that and then typing out #Ducktales
>>749913709his problem is that he's literally me
Imagine how goy brained you gotta be to want to play GTA 6
>>749914127True but sometimes the goyslop is slamming and it hits just right.
>>749913709Jew nose.
>>749914127>literally the most anticipated release of all time>g-goys stop having fun
>>749913897This is another time. Back when GTA games were regular releases, people were more patient and had more passiin toward what they played. Nowadays, everyone is in a hustle and a hurry, so nobody just plays games for the sake of escaping and enjoying. It has to have action or the dopamine addicted brain will get anxious.
>>749914150They don't call em goy cattle for nothing.
>>749912592Well i can't wait for white and blonde Lucia mod
>>749914150Yes, by normalfags. 4chan should be above this.
>>749914330>4chan should be above thisWhat year do you think it is?
>>749914330>4chan should be above thisNobody is above this rn. It's probably the only cultural touchstone we've had in the last decade. Even if it sucks shit it's still the biggest thing in the world. It's more than a game it's a monument.
The absolute state, this shit is so gay
There’s a whole generation of boys who are going to be mind-broken by the amount of insane shit they have to do, in order to have a girlfriend.
>>749913934Nah, it's cringy to look at. It's the type of behavior that was extremely rare 20 years ago. Couples were a lot more classy and refined. A lot more serious. Relationships don't work nowadays because young people, especially women, watch these fantasy scenes and think that this is how a couple should act. Then they get disappointed. It's overly romantic and you can feel it gets forced on real life relationships, especially by women, to have to live life the way it is portrayed in media. Nobody is acting normal. Everyone is trying to be what they aren't. Max Payne had much better relatinships. Ones without making the protagonist feel feminized.
>>749914330>4chan should be above this.Maybe if PC oldfags prevailed, instead of the Nintentroons. But, the sheer fact that Nintendo is still popular on this board and PC elitism subsided through the years, shows that intelligence started leaving long ago. Also, gachafags.
>>749914440Here we go with new schizo lore...
>>749914127Imagine saying this because you want to look cool on 4chan.
>>749914409Its not a cultural touchstone. SpongeBob is a cultural touchstone. This is jjst an aggressive marketing campaign by jeetbots
>>749914782Yes it is.
Is this Trumps plan to increase USA birth rates?
>>749914782>Its not a cultural touchstone. SpongeBob is a cultural touchstone. This is jjst an aggressive marketing campaign by jeetbotsTime will tell. You can't make that judgement until we see the reception.
>>749913534The average height is 5'10
>>749914440Oh tell us great one how should couples act today? Like a fucking cheesy 40s romance movie?
>>749914828>BUY THIS FUCKING GAME IT'S THE ONLY CULTURAL TOUCHSTONE WE HAVE EVER HAD>no it isn't>y-yeah well we can only say whether it is a cultural touchstone years laterok
>>749914559>new schizo loreDon't believe me. Compare Max and Mona to Jason and Lucia. Compare old /tv/ and new movies and shows. Compare the way relationships work in old cinema and new. Then, go out and observe the new couples and compare them to how it was in early 2000s. https://youtu.be/EgPonq9Ip-w
>>749912592She is funny
>>749914874If you had been around the time before your birth, little zoomfag, you would understand what I'm talking about.
>>749914828For the last two years you've had the stupid "we got x before gta6" on 90% of videos posted now. Its extremely culturally important before it even releases
Fuck Lucia
>>749914941Im mocking you, autist.
>>749914954Youre arguing with a dude who thinks gatcha is the epitome of gaming because he can perk off to it. He know nothing about pop culture outside of his bubble.Gta 6 is getting bigger and bigger, they had cars made to look like the ones in game in Miami days ago.
>>749914967That's the idea, yes.
>>749915029>gatcha>perk off>He know nothing
So is Leekstar really done? That stuff was more interesting than the "official" stuff.
>>749914979We don't sign our posts here my friend
>>749914954It is the product of marketing. Most zoomers and gen alpha had a ps4/5 for birthday and most of those came with GTA 5. Look at how popular online was. Then the roleplay craze enacted by twitch streamers being paid shit loads of money to stream it. Everyone wanted real life escapism. Kids boot up GTA and drive around in Lambo's that they cannot drive back in real life. It's the equivalent of everyone having to have a phone (preferably a new iphone), and tik tok and instagram account in school or they would be the odd one out.
>>749915031>every hole
>>749912592What is Lucia even doing there that prompts Jason to gently push her? Am I autistic?
>>749915101I couldnt understand everything about it, and dev build? So? To me a real hacker would have had the finished version.
>>749914895Your grandpa called it playing grab ass for a reason.
>>749914967All Rockstar had to do. Yet they didn't.
>>749915031Bangs make any woman 200% hotter
>>749915252>What is Lucia even doing there that prompts Jason to gently push her?Seems like they're waiting to meet someone and they're bored so Jason just nudges her and she plays along. It's nothing out of the ordinary for couples to do.
>>749915268No. My grandpa called it picking weeds, for a reason. He clearly said, during a small town visit, a few girls girls tried to carry him, as a joke, and one of them had her bush out so he plucked her hairs as a joke. Nowadays, I'd be called a weirdo.
>>749915252Looks like shes doing the "brush your shoulder off" thing that can be disrespectful.
>>749915134Its not just marketing. Role players werent accepted by rockstar until very recently. Rockstar didnt even know online would get so big. But in reality its no surprise that a dollhouse Sim with shooting and driving would be very popular.
>>749913701I see nothing wrong with that.
>>749912932funny cuz you sound like a bitch in real life
>>749916192freak got bodied
