Dwemer saw this to their elf brothers and were like "hmmmmm lets feed them lobotomy mushrooms and turn them into disgusting blind goblins and then we'll entirely fuck off on the face on nirn"
how do i achieve dwemermode
>>750030375be a fat retard with spiderlegs
>>750030406brilliant. that means i have achieved dwemermode.
>>750030375Live underground (indoors)Eat nothing but dwemer grease (pizza and gabagool)
>>750030375build robots, make your own electricity through steam powered devices, live in a basement or somewhere underground, don't communicate with anyone other than being on 4chan, grow a big beard
>>750030406this guy fuckss
>fuck you snow nigger
if only the nords and falmer fucked instead of war they could've made snow bretons with 100% ice immunity
>>750030406>TES had cool shit like space travel and we are stuck with disneyland vikings and lame marvel multiverseI want to go back
>>750030406>Puts the 36 Lessons of Vivec in the fiction section.
>>750030798idk i just want emile locked up in a south american prison and get kirkbride as the head
>>750030974>emileHe's a ratsnake and would be Grima Wormtongue to some cartel boss or genocidal dictator or terrorist leader