>go into my mid 30s>stop playing pvp games altogether, can’t be bothered with all the baggage that comes with competitive gaming>start noticing how I don’t get morning woods no moreWhat are your 34+ gamer struggles?
>>750374653I wish I was Zelda.
I play FF resonance and pve horde gamest: unc
>>750374653i hope i still get wood. i started doing light exercises in the evenings
You probably dont have a cock anymore.
Hero of time saves young woman from choking by clearing her airways before putting her in the recovery position
>>750374653You don't get morning wood because you're always jerking it, i stopped for a bit and it came back within the week
>>750374653Gastrointestinal failure
>>750374653I haven't had morning wood since I was a young teenager and at age 26 my testosterone was 213 ng/dl
>34you chose that number on purpose, didn't you
>>750374653Been excising a lot recently and started getting morning wood again
>>>/vp/Back to your containment board
40+ here.Get morning wood almost every day. But mostly because i need to piss.
I never got morning wood my entire life
I still get morning wood but I can only cum to girls with flat chests
>>75037465332 and im still perpetually hard
>>750374653>38only struggle is finding time to play games and have no interest in modern releases
>>750374653I'm 40 and sometimes wake up with the hardest morning wood that I've ever had.
>>750374653>>start noticing how I don’t get morning woods no moreThat's a late-stage sign of porn addiction.
>>750374653Maybe, lose some of your weight?
>>750375062I've never had a wet dream. Probably because I jerk it every day.
>>750374653>blah blah low t blahno one cares fag
Im 32 and I've cummed 3 times today and only had 4 hours of sleep. You weaklings need to up your gooner game.>but I don't-Shut the fuck up and cum right now. Your not dead nor dying so empty your nuts.
>>750375424my penis barely works and the last time I tried having sex with a woman I couldn't get hard
I'm 40 and still get morning wood occasionally if I go 3 days or so without jerking off.If your sex drive is declining that much in your 30s that isn't an age issue. That's a health and lifestyle problem.
>>750375504Anon your a male, evolution dictates we cum for a living. Whip out your old reliable fap material and fucking will that semen squirter of yours into action.
35 year old pc and Nintendo gamer unc here. Share a Steam family account with my oldest nephew, boy bought me NBA2K27. Been playing tons of games all year, finishing up Ace Combat 8 and then waiting for Ocarina of Time Remake to drop. Also have a wife I fuck as often as possible, zero erectile problems. Sounds like youre fat and depressed.
>>750375607to what end? if it doesn't work with real women then what's the point
>>750374653Too many gaems coming out. Kinda wanna buy SW2, but no money as a neet. And generally spending 80€ on games is bit baka imo.So I just play SSBM competitively instead and enjoy the community. And sometimes play with friends stuff like Terraria and MC. Competitive team games just makes me frustrated as the fun is dependent on your team being chill and following the gamer's rule of "im here to have fun with other people". But many see themselves as stuck in elo hell and being some kind of e-sports pros, or gets unreasonably angry over any mistake they or their teammate makes.That kind of stress is pointless, and the one game that is good out of 15 bad ones isn't worth it to me.I should pick up older singleplayer games.
I gave myself bad knees because I tense my legs a lot when I fap and I do it 3 times a day.I could just slow down on it but...
>>750375607How does that solve the fact that women are worse than your favorite fap material?
>>750374653Get your water supply tested for microplastics. I'm in my 40s and still get uncontrollably hard in the morning. Apparently I fuck my wife in my sleep sometimes (she doesn't mind it).
I only ever get evening woods And bus woodsAnd lunch woods
>>750375051>have to piss but sleep is too good>massive boner>laying on belly>bend my cock like a morning stretch exercise >one day I thrust/press my dick into my bed>hear and feel a popping sound at the base of my shaft>like a cracked knuckle>hurts like a motherfucker for a brief moment but oddly satisfying>never been able to do it again>scared i might break my dick if i do
>>750375504>couldn't get hardThat's because your mind isn't into it, is panicking and shitting its pants. Since you think your dick doesn't work, it will never work as your brain chemistry literally fights against your boner. I was the same with my gf in the beginning. I was panicking and thinking that I couldn't perform, which obviously turned back into not being able to perform. Nowadays we have great sex almost daily. The secret is that stop gooning for like a month and get viagra. Viagra helps keep you hard for the few times you need to rewire your brain chemistry to think you can handle sex properly. I haven't needed viagra for ages anymore, my dick stays diamond hard no matter what, but the path there was a shitty one.
>>750375636Do you need a reason to breathe? Your listening to a complete stranger give you a bullshit motivational about why you should cum. Know why? Because your fucking brain wants you to cum.>>750375643Wouldn't know seen to many guys pump out a baby, play happy family for a year, then get court fucked and owe child support to care about living mastubatory aides. So in other words, fuck for the fun of it.
>>750375891Then you don't know the struggle and are not in a position to give any advice
>>750375846no I think it's because i've fried my brain with porn and my test is in the low 200s anon I don't think this is a mental block >>750375891I don't know what your obsession with me cumming is but if I can't get hard for women then cumming to porn is not gonna solve the problem
Anons with pp problems just need more cardioYou can't sit at a chair your entire life and expect your heart to be strong
>still broke>don't have a large house with many rooms>don't have a harem of desperate trans girlsLife is pain. Do i just move to thailand?
>>750376017BATMAN DOES NOT DO CARDIO
>>750375931I told my ex that we should not expect sex when we are together. If sex happens, it happens. This way you can just focus on being with her, cuddling or whatever. There is no pressure to get hard.And if you do get hard, JAM IT IN
>>750375923>I see the problem for what it is and as such treat it as a novelty >you don't understand itYou do you romeo, let me know when a high-school sweetheart twat on stilts comes waltzing into your happily ever after>>750375931You dense little shit, your very being exists to fuck. What im saying is that if you can't get it up its not the hardware. You aren't broken you just don't want to ignite the fuck motor cause you don't see value in it. You deny your dick its purpose.
>>750376161>want to fuck>can't>"YOU JUST NEED TO WANT TO FUCK"
>add unc>he won't gift me games>he won't send dick picsUrghhh why are uncs so lame? Aren't you meant to be sexpests?
>>750376129yeah man I'm sure a woman is into a limp dick who doesn't expect sex lmao>>750376161I jack off daily you retard it doesn't do anything to help me have sex with women
>>750376017jokes on you my high blood pressure gives my heart an intense workout
>>750376017Pretty much this. Some people are just kinda fucked with ED, but most would see improvements with a bit of exercise. Being young is like having superpowers. After 30-40, you actually have to put in effort if you want your body to work.
>>750376303Get it sorted anonAre you fat? Get on ozempic
>in game>tummy rumbly>pause to get u->RUN TO THE BATHROOM FARTDEING AND SHIDING
>>750376363Yeah that's not normalAmerican?
>>750375931And I just told you how to fix it nigger. If you aren't ready to put in the work, then stay as you are.
>>750376406what fix lol
>>750376363strange how i drink 3 cups of coffee and still have normal shits. however if i dont drink caffeine after two days, my tummy and head get angry
>>750376437Not that anonBut get a treadmill and put it in front of your pcEnjoy your working dick and improved health
>>750376501My dick didn't work even when I could run a marine PFT, and I was alot younger then.
>>750376281That's the best part. You will end up having sex more often that way.And besides, your can improve your mouth game. Women can be satisfied without intercourse.
>>750376501i tried using a treadmill but i keep shaking it like the hulk whenever i go into a sprint
my hemorrhoids are killing mewriting this as I bleed
itt what cunny thirst does to a motherfucker. Thankfully I fuck dudes so my testosterone is guaranteed.
>>750374653The wait for Silksong was so long, that by the time the game came out, my wrists could not handle playing the game anymore. Probably will have to stop playing games with quick buttonpresses altogether soon.
>>750376643i get fucked by dudes (mainly I just blow them though)
>>750375907Good writeup, saved
>>750376437How to fix your fried ass gooner brain retard, do you even read the posts you are replying to?
>>750374653i poop my pantshaha stupid old menmeanwhile us bussins are streaming ourselves riding electric scooters on the sidewalks enjoying lifr
>>750376582Go to the doctor moronThey are easily treated
>>750376753I didn't read any fix I saw one guy tell me to coom even harder and one guy tell me to do cardio and another guy tell me to take viagra lol
>>750376561>i keep shaking it like the hulk whenever i go into a sprinta sprint is an intense workout, are you really thinking that is going to be quiet with no impact?
Why is sage disabled on /v/?It works everywhere else but not here for some reason?
>>750375062>>750376363>>750376582You boys are so silly! :3
>turn 32>stopped playing PVP games alltogether>only play games that I find enjoyment with, even read reviews and watch gameplay footage before>buy a game like once every three months>ignore triple A games alltogether>mostly play modded Medieval Total War 2 and coop games with the lads>mostly play on weekendsGiving up on the pvp devil was the best choice I have ever made.
Meanwhile I just want to be put in a chastity cage and have my ass hollowed out. Been enjoying guilty gear strive and songs of conquest. Need a better strategy game to get into.
