Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Starshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3053199741>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644# News:>Progress Report #4 released; Episode 3 will face a delay as a new cutscene editing tool is developedhttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4186732260766563608# Nemlei's previous games:https://archive.org/details/nemlei_gamesPrevious thread: >>474600773
/calg/, you've all been good boys lately so I won't make a hussy OP. Keep it up
I will BURN MY BREAD
>>475008041Thanks mommy!
>>475008304Literally me <3
>>475008519You wish you could score a girl like that at your age.
>>475008616He meant Julia.
>>475008616Men only get better with age, you’ll understand when you’re more experienced, Jack.
>>475008863Anon we both know you just got worse.
>>475007992https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/473113710/#473113710On /calg/ "166" we added two more to the count after unearthing two proto-/calg/'s that failed to hit bump limit:https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/424674760/https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/424493150/HOWEVER, THEY WERE ALREADY ACCOUNTED FOR: https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/subject/Calg/page/7/Just do a simple count here, going up from the first thread to #23 (the first one with a number).1...2...3...4.........20...hmm? #23 should be #21 if the two proto-/calg/'s weren't accounted for, but evidently they ALREADY WERE ACCOUNTED FOR THE ENTIRE TIME.This means we aren't on /calg/ #171 right now, but #169... Next thread shall be #170.
>>475009643meds now
>>475007992Me and my sister in the bottom left
>>475007992me and this anon's >>475010434 sister in the bottom right
>>475009643Very well, anon. I will update things AGAIN for the next thread
I present (You) a challenge... take the Ashleypill and draw something with crayons (TCOAAL-related, of course). I'll make a collage of all your art at the end. No skills required! Remember: autist is just one letter away from artist.
>>475012320Fine, but I'll have to go buy some crayons first.
>>475012428Sweet! I'm looking forward to seeing what you make.
>>475012625You will regret your naïveté
Think the mom was a good kisser?
Still wish this was canon.
>>475014217y tho? just cheapens both the siblings and the parents different troubles
>>475013219The weirder, the better. This is a 4chan art show, after all
>>475012320>but I can’t draw without my coloring pencils
>>475014674My secret is using twistable crayons with finer points or carving the crayon tip with a knife. It's not cheating and gets you better results.
>>475007992For some reason I was looking at this image expecting it to be some kind of Alignment grid.
>>475015083It can't be an alignment grid because it doesn't have Lawful Good
>>475013880erotic hag kisses...
>>475014689Make a /calg/ version of the Stalin purge images for threads 170 and 171 and I'll use it as the OP for the next thread
>>475016281>lawful gooddoesn't exist in the coffinverseJulia would have backed off of Andrew when she realized how much he meant to Ashley and even pushed them together eschewing her own illusion of happiness.
>>475017158>doesn't exist in the coffinverseWrong
>>475017470indeed you are wrong
>>475017606The word "good" was created to describe Julia
>>475017928Factually incorrect.
>>475017470>>475017928Real and true, there is a purity in Julia’s heart that has not been seen on Earth since the days of Christ
>>475012320>Bundrew's sweater tag is on his ass
>>475014217I don't, at least not in Episode 2 where the parents were snuffed out too quickly
>>475018012Julia is the definition of the word "sweet"
>>475015083>>475016281666 minutes in MSPaint
>>475020150The last time she felt true happiness before incest Burial
>>475019340I based that on the bunnies in-game. It makes sense that Nemlei put it there because "tush tags" on stuffed animals are usually sewed into the ass crack (...seam).
>>475020150>>475021017I dig these. For me, it's chaotic neutral
>>475020150>>475021017I think Chaotic Evil and Chaotic Good should be swapped. Skull throwing is an chaotic deed (disposing of cannibalized bodies) that both were happy doing because they loved each other. Cop murder is chaotic (murder is bad, mkay) that Andrew didn't really want to do, but had to in order to protect Ashley. Put another way, I think Andrew would happily throw the skulls again, but would avoid killing the cop if he could.
>>475021904>t. AshleyKilling the warden is a good act because he deserved death, and throwing the skulls is evil for reasons that should be obvious.
Ashley drinks milk straight from the jug and fully lipped.I'd be upset but im more impressed how she never spills a drop and can down a jug in a single go.
>>475024474Killing the warden and throwing the skulls are both evil but skull throwing should be good because they had fun doing it
>>475017021Probably wouldn't make a great OP image, but I liked making it anyway
>>475012320Hope you get enough works. I ain't got no crayons I'm afraid.
Stick.
>>475026621Love it
Remember to kiss your sister!https://vocaroo.com/16lo1MXGCVJf
>>475039116incredibly based, this will be the /calg/ national anthem.
>>475012320>Even as an anthropomorphised bunny Ashley is criminally obese
>>475039116This is really nice. Thanks for sharing this.
>>475009643based
>>475030286Together...
>>475030286Together forever
Threadly prayer for a happy end together
>>475053956Cute
>Let’s go home, Andy.
Ashley thighsI was going to say tits but the captcha convinced me otherwise
>>475058775who are you lucky fuckers getting 4-digit captchasi keep getting 5 or 6 digit ones
>>475058964because u r gay
>>475058964Seems to differ from day to day. There are like 3-4 days where I just get 4-character captchas, then I get 2 days of 6-character captchas, then after I get 5-character ones for a bit. No rhyme or reason other than the site deciding and sticking to the exact character length I have to resolve each day.
I want to write a silly green about Andrew and Ashley in Roman occupied Egypt based on the brief discussion last thread but I’m on my phone at work. Maybe I’ll outline it in my note book to make it easier on myself to write up tomorrow?
>>475061178I need it!!!!
>>475061178Need an Ashley edit in royal Egyptian accoutrement and another with an ancient Greek one.
>>475061178Question for Korean translator Anon semi related to a joke for this:How do you translate ???’s dialogue in Korean Hangul? In English it’s just randomly capitalizing and lower-casing random letters in dialogue. But for Hangul characters how do you try to capture that?
>>475049683Even if it’s just as friends Because that is how it may very well end
>>475065349my sexual fetish is platonic love
>>475066219you sick fuck
Kiss your sister
>>475030286Stickley
>>475058775>>475058964>captchasI don't understand
>>475066219Same, let's be good friends.
>>475074554lol, paycuck
>>475065349oy vey that's cucking Andrew of the sisterwife he craves and reverting their relationship to pre-quarantine minus everyone they previously knew
>>475043575Those thighs are built for birthing strong, healthy pureblood children
>>475065349 Route incest>>>> the other routes
>>475079830>I can't wait to grow up big and strong like her brother/husband!>Bro, we in a fat fold
>>475074951Can we hold hands and sit a respectable distance from each other on the couch?
>>475058964>>475059815Whenever I post about shota I don’t get captchas, feels like 4chan is trying to tell me something.
>>475080176Those sperm are so fucking ungrateful. They should be honored to rest in the curves of Ashley's FUPA.
>>475080719it's Snacks' ghosthe's in the code
I'm reminded of last summer. Fellas, weeklong kino is upon us.
>last summerI wonder how many of us are left
>>475083930few and dwindling
>>475083930All me.
>>475053956Why is Leyley so cute and funny
>>475092674She's cute, funny, and cunniving
>has the only pure white soul in his entire family of unhatched/hatched tar soulsWhat did Nem's mean by this?
>>475094298hard to be evil when you're so meaningless
>>475092674She's loud and annoying and deserved to be socially ostracized
>>475094769...Would you like to repeat that?
>>475094704
>>475094923SHE'S LOUD AND ANNOYING AND DESERVED TO BE SOCIALLY OSTRACIZED
>>475095769Why did they go to Julia's house when she was out getting heroine money behind the 7/11?
>>475095975They love going into abandoned shithole buildings. I guess there aren't any tweakers or homeless schizos to worry about because they all get organ harvested.
>>475095769Should have kept your trap shut.
>>475014217This is an edit, right?
>>475013880S-source? Can't find it.
Pregnant? Again?!
>>475098627Another hussy again?!
Imagine if Ashley had an OnlySlaans
>>475098627Those butterflies seem familiar to me from somewhere. Is it a yaoi thing? Why are there butterflies?
>>475100124Sometimes I see butterflies or birds flying around a character to indicate that they're spaced out/not paying attention, so that's what I assumed was happening here. Could be a "yaoi thing" too (kek), but I'm not familiar with the tropes.
>>475094923There's irony in using that image in reply to that post considering whose neck he had his hands around
>>475101829Good catch. I used it because Ashley would say the same things about herself.
>>475008304I'm in this image and I don't like it.
>>475053956And now make them kiss
>>475102124It's okay Julia, it's not real. It's just an edit.
>>475102124Don't feel bad for hooking up with the crack floozie, Freddy.
>>475102248Don'tsayitdon'tsayitdon'tsaANDREW LEYLEY BREEDINGLEYLEY GETTING PIGGYBACK RIDES AND RIDING BBC (BIG BROTHER COCK)LEYLEY CURLING UP UNDER ANDREW'S SHIRT AND FALLING ASLEEP TOTALLY ENCLOSED IN HIS ARMS
>>475024656Why is Andrew built like Toji?
>>475105460
>>475103802Andrew is going to kill you.
>>475106451Andrew is going to be too busy showering his little Leyley with love and cum to mind my peanut gallery commentary
>>475106406Ashley! Get off the computer and find a fucking job!
>>475107194No way! This 4chan thing is too much fun! They call work "being a wagecuck" and that sounds lame, just like you.
>>475103802not if andy is the one doing the kissing
KILL YOURSELF FIRST ASSHOLE
>>475107563I have already filled out the application, your interview is tomorrow at 2pm and you WILL go
>>4751098312 PM?! But that's so early! Can't I get a decent night's sleep with you around?...What's the job, anyway?
>>475110250This is not up for debate! I had to pull strings to get this and you will NOT make me look bad. The job is at the local fast food place
>>475110394Isn't that some kinda fraud?And like how do you fill out an application and already have an interview before sending it in?Dad should get the job anyways. Man of the house is an unemployed loser!
>>475110440You will NOT disrespect your father in my house, you little brat. He is going through a very hard time right now and needs the breast support he can get. The best support. No more distractions!How should I know how the application and interview thing works? When I was your age, I could walk into any building and they would hire me for having two hands.
>>475112213He's been going through a hard time ever since he met you!
>>475112408Yes, Ashley, I AM quite capable of pleasing a man... unlike you.
>>475112525You know that's not what I meant. And I'm not going to that interview. Fuck you and fuck your streetwalker reputation!
>>475112664Touched a nerve? Pathetic. You're 20-something now and you've never had a boyfriend, an education, or a job. Are you really going to give up your one opportunity to make something of yourself, just to make me look like a bad mother? Are you going to give up your opportunity to make your brother proud for once?
>>475113259Make him proud of what? Working at a shitty fastfood joint just because some bitch had kids in highschool and fucked her and her kids lives up? Andrew loves me anyways. Women shouldn't need to get a job anyways. But I guess that explains why dad is such a bitch since the rolls are reversed.I'm going to post on 4chan again until 7am.
>>475113673You complain I'm never there for you, but when I try, you push me away. You cause your own problems, Ashley. You say you don't need a job now, but when you're alone at thirty, while Andrew makes something of himself and marries a good woman, you're going to see you misjudged me. Have fun wasting your last years of freedom. I'm done trying to save you.jesus fuck this got dark
>>475114257Bitch you're just trying to scrape me off into my own apartment the moment I have a job. Andrew will always be there for me.>thinking he'll marry a good woman>she doesn't know(Ashley greentexts out loud)
God, can you guys stop fighting? Class just ended and I come home to this?!
>>475114618You got me, Ashley. I want my life back. Move out at your earliest convenience. More importantly, what on earth do you mean, "greater than thinking he'll marry a good woman?" Greater than what? "Based, redpilled, sneed?" What's a sneed? I don't understand you kids and your lingo.>>475115234Shush, Andrew, this is important. Can't you hear the language your sister is using with me? Is she cursing me or something?
The Andrew Experience.
>>475115430>implying (said out loud)You lost your life when you made the mistake of marrying dad and having kids in highschool, bitch. No wonder you and dad got no friends!>>475115234BEDROOM. NOW.
>>475115430Look, Mom, I'll handle Ashley, okay? Just give me a minute>>475116098>BEDROOM. NOW.Yeah, alright lets go. What's going on?No pointing out that I deleted my post
>>475116098You know what, Ashley? SNEED. I don't care if that's a racial epithet, or an Egyptian curse, or your safe word when you rape Andrew. SNEED you and go CHUCK yourself. This discussion is over.>>475116494Andrew dear, I heard you the first time when you were a disembodied voice. Please make her be quiet. Your father needs to concentrate on his handjob.
>>475116494Mom just said as long as we're quiet we can fu- nothing lets go.
>>475120492oops wrong image
>>475117409>>475116713>>475116494>>475116098>>475115430>>475115234>>475114618>>475114257>>475113673>>475113259>>475112664>>475112525>>475112408>>475112213>>475110440>>475110394>>475110250>>475109831>>475107563>>475107194Least schizophrenic Coffin thread
>>475120919I wanna vape that
>>475125974Ashley's grool is for use in Andrew's cigs ONLY
What song is he dancing to?
>>475108813Thiu lived in the same apartment complex as the Graves, 302 Lady is the angry neighbor>>475129710https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oplra1FJxWI
>>475130493>Thiu lived in the same apartment complex as the Graves, 302 Lady is the angry neighborHoly shit. Deepest lore. I hope he survived the building fire.
finally, a good youtube recommendation>video is anti-incestnevermind
>>475131283I got recommended that as well, I watched for a minute before it became obvious the video was basically anti-incest-porn porn.
>>475125974My brother ran a vape shop and a customer asked him if there's a pussy flavor
>>475131756the comments section convinced me it was so poorly researched and presented that it wasn't worth my time. i do appreciate that he looks like Linguine from Ratatouille
>>475131283I failed noporn a few days ago and saw coomhub was nothing but interracial or simulated incest, and I remember an episode where some PR person from one of those companies went on a tirade calling people anti-semitic for asking her why their front page was full of "stepsiblings." That was around 2015 IIRC. I wonder how much of an effect stuff like that has on the zoomer psyche.
>>475132043Well, why isn't there? Vape users will never know otherwise. Me either, for that matter.
>>475132530Semites are trying to make zoomers fuck their siblings? Was TCOAAL nothing but another piece of their agenda as well?
>>475134264I don't think the "stepbro help I'm stuck" thing was to psyop people, I think statistics pointed to it being the most popular genre of normalfag porn, which means wanting to fuck your sister is actually normal after all.
(Spoiler: it was never colored but it's cute)
>>475135281>filenamePalestine? Is she one of Andrew's hussy orbiters?
Palestina is a floozy and deserves death.
>Make Andrew look like a faggot so girls won't approach himAnother 200 IQ move from Ashley.
>>475136923If only you knew...
>>475137812I don’t…
>>475137812>He doesn't knowAndrew is canonically super straight.
>>475136923>look like a faggot>so girls won't approach himJumbo shrimp
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVG8CQA7pIMBros... kino
>>475138989>Jumbo shrimpOkay, you've got me. What the fuck does that mean?
>>475136923>>475138505Girls love girlmaxxing guys
>>475139221>Lee Lee
If I don't pass my next exam I won't graduate on time
not my problem
>>475141737by sus
>>475142872Study hard, anon. You're going to make it. Never give up. I'm a year behind graduation because I Thiumaxxed for three whole years and probably won't graduate until 2025. Don't follow in my stupid footsteps.
>>475143159Can't believe the artist forgot the siblings' famous sidekick from the game
>>475053956Andrew looks more like her dad at that size
>>475147138
>>475146320KEK
>>475146320>cigarette on crewmate's headClever. VERY clever anon.
>>475149806Why, thank you, anon
>>475150359<3Thanks for the quick posting
>>475149806I don't get it
>>475141737Tightsley makes me want to have lots of unprotected sex
I love my /calg/ friends!
>>475154063The other anon flattered me, it's not that clever. Andrew tossed his cigarette away in the second panel, so I decided to draw it landing on the crewmate's head in the third panel
>>475138979Yet he is still a faggot>>475143879Autism and starting school during the pandemic also fucked me upI also had to redo first grade for bullshit reasons and I took a year and a half off for a program, so it might be 2025 for me too if not later
>>475157592And I love you and all our /calg/ brothers! I'm so glad none of you post in other threads or talk to other people in real life. Since you're part of our family, that would break our hearts, and we'd have to punish you severely. We don't want that!
>>475159753>Autism and starting school during the pandemic also fucked me upI probably would've gotten into grad school had I not been such a shut-in faggot who was scared of the world back then. How do I look my dad in the eyes now?
Remember to sleep!No, it's not optional. Get your ass to bed.
>>475168072Alright, fine. I'll shower and go to bed
>>475168869Good! You'll thank yourself in the morning.
>>475098058The look of a woman who's about to suck you dry, all while thinking you're best thing in the world in that moment. Must be nice having someone look at you like that.
Dead game dead general
>>475142872at least you're not getting drafted for a whole year for that
For all the fanfics about Andrew doing depraved things to Ashley, there's not one fic of Ashley lying down, relaxing, writhing her hips and grabbing Andrew's head with his hair seeping between her fingers, while he licks her clitty.Society.
>>475181156
Who is the most high profile artist to have drawn Coffin SFW and NSFW respectively?
>>475188027Most likely Khyleri (SFW). This tweet is by no means the most viewed Coffin tweet, but he has a huge following https://twitter.com/khyleri/status/1716485108075835700
>>475190778Based
>>475159659I think it's pretty funny. You could have just put the pgn of the crewmate and post then post it here, but you took your time to cut the cigarrete and then put it on it's head.
Julia is eternal and infiniteJulia cannot dieJulia knows long dead Babylonian languages
Real summer days lately.Thankfully the devlog is around the corner and will (hopefully) bring good tidings.
Shota Andy
>>475205380Based
how do you find this endearing or romantic? it's incest and it's gros.....
>>475212169ik incest is illegal and grossandrew should not marry ashley and have 4 goblin incest children
>>475212169because I hate myself.
>>475195492Julia is gonna live forever
>>475212169>>475214213Cringe.
>>475214213Delete that
Wake the fuck up, /calg/
sleeping in with hags
>>475205380hot
>>475222628Oh great, just in time for this shit. Gonna go back to sleep. Fuck you Ashley
I will always be king of painI will always be king of painI will always be king of painhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A70_sRBsQqEPost Andrew smoking
>>475226463I don't get it
>>475190778What is the significance of the date in the top right corner?
>>475212169The only thing gross about their relationship is how toxic it truly is. That and the fact Ashley can't cook.
>>475231731At this point I'd take either
>>475223083erotic
TOTAL HUSSYDEATH
4chan has been dead as fuck the last few weeks
Sister might have given me gingivitis
>>475240761Comfy downtime is important to the 4chan ecosystem.
>>475242909Fair
>>475242909>ComfWhat would Ashley's version of Mein Kampf be called? Mein Brother?
>>475243281Mein Bruder, bon Ashley Graves
WTF DO I DO
>>475240761Good. It'd almost be perfect if we weren't at risk of getting run off the index by one of the thirty-thousand gacha threads.
>>475245179Upload the video here: https://catbox.moe/Then share the link with us
>>475246212>catboxJust upload sound webms to fucking /gif/ or /wsg/ that's the whole point of those fucking boards they always have a "gifs for other boards" thread.
Julia?
>>475246212>>475246348ok bet, my sister made this and I'm trying to nag her to post it and do it, she just keeps BITCHING about no audio
>>475245179>>475248585anon's sister here. i'll do it my fucking self. why anon no learn sound webm? he stupid? fuck you, faggot. you're on my list.i'm ruining my life for this cunt and i love every goddamn second of it. she can destroy me physically and mentally any day of the week.https://files.catbox.moe/0kpyks.webm
>>475248923>portrait aspect ratioEwhttps://files.catbox.moe/zk1ird.webm
>>475248923>>475249884Yeah, great job, you messed up the aspect ratio, poindexter!
>>475250520>poindexterJust for that I'm going to play Toejam & Earl with my imouto (pbuh)
>>475250725bazedhav fun
>>475249884nice try loser. mine's better. by my decree alone, this is true and factually correct. you don't have the same passion for mrs. graves that i do. we share nothing but contempt for the other. this lady got me so down bad, nothing can compare. i am ABHORRENTLY down bad for ashley's mom. clit to clit, details just OOZING. lmfao
>>475248923>Dude weed lmao AND schizophrenicMrs. Gravesbros, not like this...
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>>475248923Omg weed so quirky xD
>>475251306Ashley, I need to use the computer, can you step off
>>475253082Based
>>475253768so you can talk to some fucking HUSSY on your shitty image boards again?? fuck you.
>>475254069But Ashley, there are no hussies on the internet!
>>475248923>>475251306Hag fags are filthy little good for nothing drug addicted niggers.
>>475254387you can't say that on my christian image board dude what the fuck. mom's gonna get so p.o.'d at us if she finds out.you're just mad that mrs. "you fuck her" graves wouldn't touch you in a millennia.
>>475254387Hey, you can't just say shit like that about Julia's last two-hundred boyfriends.
>>475254387that's MY weird little hagfag, you be nice. She's fighting demons when she's on that shit
>>475248923>>475249884I love this woman and the deranged smipery that surrounds her.
Sisters make me horny
>>475258778Milfs with eye bags make me horny.
>>475259705
4 more days ahhhhhhh I'm going to go insane
>>475258778What made your sister so... animated?
>>475262008AHHHHHH SAVE ME FINNWOMAN
>>475263742>thinking salvation will ever come
>>475205380ToT
>>475266636I want Nemlei to make everything worse
>>475266876Damn kusoneko
https://twitter.com/ynyn1129498/status/1783919359909343611https://youtube.com/shorts/v54XKi_5d4I
Mean, ugly, terrible Ashley put a ghost pepper in his human meat lasagna, even though it's his favorite!
Fat sister
>>475269668>Not going for Pepper XShe was merciful.
>>475258778It's crazy to think that there are people out there, right now, at this very moment, who aren't enthralled by the idea of making love with their sister. Fucking nuts.
>>475274619Andrew grips her love handles when he has nightmares at night
You think Andrew preferred it when his sister faced him so he had her tits in his face in the moments when he sought out "comfort" for his nightmares or did he prefer it when she faced away so he could dry hump her ass while pretending he's dreaming?
>>475284532The former, since he can hide his face in her tits AND dry hump her with his dick directly on her crotch. Accidentally, of course.
>>475284532>so he could dry hump her ass while pretending he's dreaming?Andrew wouldn't do this. He is a pure romantic who would want to look at Ashley's sleeping face while reciting poetry to himself
>>475284532Tits of course. Nothing says warmth and comfort like inhaling the scent of perfumed sweater puppies with your face nestled firmly between them.
>>475284846Considering I wake up every morning with a giant stain in the orotch of my shorts and my nipples covered in dry spit, my bullshit senses are tingling. Unless you consider moaning "ooohhhh... Ashley, Ashley..." to be the pinnacle of oratory.
>>475275514After all, Ashley can't allow something to make Andrew cry more than she does.
>>475285658Ashley has never made Andrew cry.
>>475284770>Directly on her crotch.Only possible if Ashley consciously allows it and positions herself accordingly. People generally curl up during sleep when positioned sideway. If you're behind them, that makes their ass jut up towards you. But if you're from the front, the only thing you can dry hump is her shins or knees.
>>475285923True, he's never cried externally, partly because he bottles it up and partly because he's probably at least a sociopath. But she's messed with his head a lot. I love Ashley, but she has been extremely cruel to Andrew at times.
>>475286515Somnophiliabros... my virginity has failed me...
>>475286515keyd dry humping knower.
>>475286541I don't know if anything Ashley has done can be truly categorized as cruelty, just mean. Andrew however is cruel to people under the guise of appearing normal. I can't imagine what mom has done for example before andrew was born.
>>475261996I'll have you know that older women are the pinnacle of sex appeal.
>>475288307Benjamin Franklin took "air baths" where he sat around naked because he thought it was good for his health. How do we get Mrs. Graves to partake?
>>475288307All of that is cope. He married a girl younger than him.
>>475289031His wife, Deborah Read, was two years younger than Franklin. She was 15 and he was 17 when they first met. Franklin didn't marry an older woman or a younger woman; he married very close to his age. So he was neither a MILF or loli lover in practice.
>>475281595I can't fap to incest porn anymore because it makes me feel so lonely. I just stick to weirdo fetish stuff that I don't even enjoy as much as I used to just because it's so devoid of romance
I did it. I fapped to every sisterfucking doujin on nhentai, with a few stipulations: no loli, futa, inseki, threesomes, or yuri. This journey took 4~ months and was definitely hastened by the great nhentai purge that began in like February, but now I am tranquil. I feel like I do not need to touch my penis ever again. AMA
>>475294630I think I read the majority of incest doujins on hentai2read or at least checked every pages in the tag.
>>475294630>nhentai>no loliBaby shit, get back to me when you've done ALL of them on exhentai
>>475296195>cringe retard website with timegated account requirementsdon't care lmao
>>475294630Holy shit... Even if you only fapped to the English ones, that's THOUSANDS. That's more than 20 doujins a day, for 4 months, you fucking coomer.
>>475296195my downspeed on sad panda is in the kilobytes, meanwhile nhentai uses cloudflare and loads instantly. nhentai also has a mobile-suited gui so you don't have to jerk off on a chair
>>475296473I take masturbating seriously, as any real hikki would>>475297148>mobile-suited guiEven worse. Jerk off at your PC like an adult
>>475296694There were a bit more results than that as I didn't explicitly filter out loli and threesomes because>A: Loli is constantly mistaggedYou can have a relatively built woman, but if she has modest breasts it will probably get tagged as loli. So if it looked like a loli, I wouldn't click.>B: CompilationsThere's compilations that have good shit and less good shit, and I don't wanna miss out on the good shit just because of tag filters.But also, just about everything on nhentai gets reuploaded like 3 times, so my estimate is that I probably fapped to 800-1200 in total.
>>475299154Your dedication to sisters is admirable. If you don't have a sister, I hereby name you honorary siscon.
Every fucking time I start feeling like I've moved beyond my desire to get married and be a dad, I start thinking of the Graves and wishing I could've been there to make them happy and it all comes flooding back. This game has broken me
>>475301324The masculine urge to goad them into eloping
My cousin looks a lot like Andrew. Skinny, has a goth/emo vibe, black hair. And hes having girlfriend issues.This is why everyone needs an Ashley in their life.
>>475305449Tell him to start lifting, smoke cigars, and wear flannel.
>>475305526He already smokes. And I've seen him wear flannel. Its almost uncanny sometimes.
>>475305449>>475305716Have sex with your cousin
Last night Andrew bond burgered his sister
I wish brothers were real, bros. Why do all the good things have to be fictional?
>>475307389Thank god that burger was from Andrew and not Ashley...
I can imagine Ashley leaving an anonymous love letter in Andrew's locker in high school to test him, only to have him immediately say he knows she wrote it because no one else would tell their crush, "I love you so much I'd kill for you, but you're better at it, so I'll leave it to the expert.">>475311062Poor Ashley can't cook her way out of a paper bag. At least human flesh makes her food bearable.
>>475311647>Ashley can't cookYes Ashley is a woman
>>475231731Trauma bond sounds more fun.
>>475231731This just reads like a meme about internet psychiatrists.>coach angel roseYeah, that's what I thought.
>>475313589My mom is a fantastic cook and could open a restaurant if she wanted. Do you mean modern women?
>>475314102Your mom is an alright cook and her restaurant would eventually go under.
>>475311356HOW SWAY!?!?
>>475314160You've never had her cooking, so of course you'd say that. Say that shit again and I will tear off your balls and use them as meatballs in her fantastic spaghetti recipe.
>>475314102Jamie Oliver is a man
>>475314290based mom defender. anon is being a real man
>>475314290I can cook better than your mom and I wouldn't open a restaurant because it wouldn't succeed.
>>475314461Spaghetti time
>>475314831Really? Posting the mom-killer in defence of your mom?
>>475314998I like a dash of irony in my seasoning
have sex with your mom
>>475315104no
>>475315104Make your mom a mommy
>>475315104>>475315481oops wrong pic
>>475315615Ironically, I made the worst mom edit. She's a terrible mother, but a fantastic wife.
>>475315104Sure why not. Like the ye ole saying "every mother's day needs a mother's night".
>>475315914If I was Mrs. Graves, Mr. Graves would have died under mysterious circumstances when Andrew turned 18
>>475316223If you was Mrs Graves both your kids would have died under mysterious circumstances when a parasite outbreak started.
>>475316326If I was Mrs. Graves, she would be a completely different person, which I suppose would make her not Mrs. Graves. Hypotheticals are hard
Goodnight, /calg/I hope you all have hussy dreams
>>475316813Hussy dreams are the best dreams. Thoughts of Julia fill my head and empty my balls
>>475316813Nighty night
>>475319370
>>475319370>>475319495Is that supposed to be some guy trying to hit on Ashley with Andrew there?
>>475319657>filenameOh I get it now. Artist suggesting that if the personalities were reversed than Andrew would be far worse than Ashley currently is.
>>475319820Correct. Fingers crossed we'll see Andrew lean into his repressed obsession with Ashley in Burial.
>>475231731>highly physical + sexualI fail to see the problem.
>>475319981We already see hints of Andrew's real position towards Ashley sporadically throughout the game.Given the cultist club scene where he springs in to defend Ashley without hesitation I think Ashley's line saying Andrew has his own jealousy streak in Chapter1 might actually hold merit and Andrew instantly dismissed it because of course he would. Those school rumours didn't start from nowhere and they didn't seem to be one-sided about Ashley being a brocon. He probably contributed to them.Maybe we'll see that as build up to the devblog preview scene.
>>475322808>That part where Andrew masturbates while sniffing Ashley's laundrySeriously, what the hell did Nemlei mean by this? Why did this have to be in the game?
>>475321514How does he do it?
>>475319820>God creates the perfect woman for you>It's somehow unrealistic to obsess over herSistussy does things to people.
>>475319820Andrew is already far worse than Ashley is
Can anyone explain to me why americans are so agaisnt incest?I can understand incest beetween siblings but wheres the risk if its done bettween two Cousins?I mean whenever this topic is mentioned in any form by Americans eb it on reddit twitter or what ehave you its only done so belittle or ridicoul those people and be disgusted by them while at the same time being almost universally pro LGBTQ and proudly saying that two consenting adults should do whatever they want and that it is up to them to buttfuck each other or tu mutilate their genitals beyond recognitionIm not agains any of this i think that adults should do whatever they want as long as they dont bother me but why is consenting incest bettween cousins such a huge sticking pointPic related bassically sums uo eversything i just said its from John Oliver the current year guy and look how he makes fun of someone for there romantic partner while at the same time being the most pro LGBTQ pro abortion and generally left leaning guy on mainstram tvIts just bonkers to me
>>475331638It's the one form of "eugenics" that's allowed. Coincidentally, it's the one form that prevents the formation of clans that might decouple you from financial serfdom!
>>475331638>Can anyone explain to me why americans are so agaisnt incest?Because they serve jews, next question.
>>475330412how so?i can see before the quarantine thing Ashley's main problem was that she was a callous jerk who said a lot of mean things beside that prank gone wrong with nina. But what did Andrew do that is worse?
>>475331747>implying germany isnt serving the jews
>>475333594They do but they serve them through the USA proxy rather than directly like the USA does.
>>475331747>it's the one form that prevents the formation of clansI see this constantly being brought up (usually to argue against incest, not for it), but this only really makes sense for cousin incest. In a society where sibling marriage is common while cousin-cousin is uncommon, clans cannot come about as they're essentially a network of extended families. If you're marrying your sibling, you aren't building ties with your extended family any more than a person who marries non-family is.
>>475334275You need a big intra-family to then form a solid extended family alliance. Both are needed to maintain equilibrium or it just devolve into a random village or neighborhood.
>>475338490>that hourglass figure
>>475331638Remember that the majority of people, whenever they're for or against something, don't think through their position and weigh pros and cons before coming to the conclusion. Rather they defer to the consensus, whether of their country as a whole, particular communities and social circles, or simply people they look up to such as celebs. In general they do so instinctively, and not in a conscious and calculated manner, due to some combination of lesser intelligence rendering them less capable of introspection, agreeable personality making them go along with what others say, and preoccupation with their own lives which places low priority on abstractions such as moral arguments that possess no relevance to their daily concerns. This is true for most issues regardless of whether they're ultimately right or wrong in their position.Tl;dr, there is no point in looking to deeply into a normgroid's stance on X topic, anymore than there is point in wondering why the grass bends in the direction where the wind blows.
>>475347745SEX.
>>475348821Ashley was made to bear her brother's children (all sisters are made to bear their brother's children)
>>475321514>tfw Andy is out fucking hussies again
>>475330123They're gonna commit so many war crimes
>>475351316Based
>>475353645>Andy is out fucking hussies againYou mean THIS Andy? Bro he's like 7.
>>475357228Ashley refers to Andrew as Andy.
>>475332219Andrew enabled Ashley. Andrew was always the one in control of the relationship
>>475360850>in controlI wouldn't go that far. He's in control so far as driving a car with no steering wheel or brakes is "in control". Andrew is the driving force of the relationship while Ashley is steering it. I also wouldn't say Andrew is necessarily worse than Ashley, he's just as bad but with a veneer of normalfaggotry to hide behind.
>>475364917>a veneer of normalfaggotryThat makes him better than Ashley.
>>475367232>That makes him better than Ashley.Counterpoint: Ashley is cute therefore doesn't have to be normal.
>>475367232Everyone is better than Ashley. Ashley fucking sucks
ashley slander is not welcome in this thread btw
>>475369694kys ashley
>>475373135Thats right AshleyKiss your shota
>>475286515This is the type of anon that has spilled gallons worth of cum on his younger sister’s thighs.
>>47536969499% of Ashley slander is committed by bitter, envious hags who are terrified of her youthful beauty and seductive aura.
>>475378984is there a part 2 to this?
>>475378542The only fix for them is being turned into soup.
>>475378984>will never walk in on my sister rolling around in my bedsheets to cover herself in my smellBros... is the dark souls of life?
>>475374092On it
So what did she do for a living? I doubt it was anything high paying due to her likely only having a high school education and going off how shitty their non euclidean apartment looked, Customer service perhaps?
>>475314998Mrs. Graves only qualifies as a mother in a biological sense rather than a philosophical one. One more mom rejected.
>>475392586She's an excellent cook and wears an apron to work. I assumed she worked in food service, or maybe at a grocer.
>>475285369>oratoryIts cute that you try but big words dont fit into your mouth
>>475394713Maybe not, but your tiny penis fits just fine!
>>475392586She works a no-name office job
>>475399286say that again and i show you just how tiny i am
Does any anon have the old guides to Nemleis other Visual Novels that where posted in the older threats?
>>475401795That again.
>>475367232That veneer of normalfaggotry is what caused Ashley to turn BPD with trust issues. She was probably clingy but mundane before Andrew started dating Julia to pretend to others that he was normal. But after that her psych was fractured and now he reaps what he sowed and has to deal with that at the same time of his normalfaggotry thoroughly ending.
>>475402460>Ashley's lesson is to be yourselfWholesome!
>>475401973The only one I saved and I didn't bother looking if it was accurate.
>>475402460>Andrew started dating Julia to pretend to others that he was normal. But after that her psych was fracturedVae victis
>>475402739
>>475402725This looks accurate to me.
>>475402679Ashley is a product of her environment. While Andrew is partially at fault for abandoning her for the sake of appearing normal, the problem ultimately comes down to the fact that their parents didn't just suck, they were actively fucking malicious.
>>475402057ohh now you´re asking for it
>>475402725yep thats the one i mentDoes anyone have the others?
>>475403123Jerking off with Thiu!
>>475404635Gentle handholding with Thiu!Jerking off Thiu until it turns into sex!Giving Thiu good night kisses!Giving Thiu oral until he runs out of cum!Playing with Thiu's beautiful locks of hair!Playing with Thiu's balls and frenulum!Looking up what frenulum means because you forgot!THIU!
>>475404178It can be traced back to the parents ultimately yes, but Andrew was aware enough to salvage the situation but instead lived in denial and did far more damage to Ashley than just uncaring parents.Routinely failing Ashley by trying to appear normal at school by doing something he didn't even want to do TWICE. The second time prolonging the obvious damage it was causing all 3 of them (Andrew, Ashley, Julia) because he was that deep in denial.
>>475404306Oh no, Andrew! PLEASE don't give me your cock. Wouldn't it be just awful if you put your Andy Jr. in my Leyley? Don't do it. Don't make love to your little sister!
>>475407994You two stop. Now.
Weird. I thought I heard Mom talking, but she's dead, so it must have been the wind! Oh well. Guess Andrew will just take poor Ashley's virginity with nobody to stop him!
>>475409041Thats it little brat its time for some correction
>>475409559YES! YEEEEEESSSSS!Uh, I mean, oh no...
>>475410128I not done yet
>>475409041Julia will be possessed by HAG and then she will KILL ashley
>>475410128The only reason Ashley acts so repugnantly smug and correctable is because she WANTS to be corrected.
>>475412185It do be like that
"HUSSIES could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be HUSSIES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare legs. "I HATE HUSSIES" she thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 cola circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of loose women after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
>>475410396that was enough for todayIm tired and going to bed now
>>475410396>all those bite marksThey need to calm their shit down.
>>47541367410 years of pent up lust
>>475412185wait, is that a thing with all women? when they act bratty and smug, they're telling you that they want to be corrected?
>>475413801Maybe, but since the only woman whose shit I'll put up with is my sister all it tells me for everyone else is "leave me, because I'm a stupid whore"
>>475413774There's like a dozen of them. If he's so pent up he should spend more time fucking her and less on whatever that shit is.
>>475374092Actually really clever way to reply to a 'kys' lmao
>>475374092>>475417830kill yourself
>>475418694>responding to himHe's been throwing out bait all thread because he's been systematically ignored. Feeding him (You)'s only encourages him.
>>475374092>>475417830live your life
>>475418694>>475418840Or maybe it's just what the general looks like while it's having fun talks instead of your schizo meltdown?
>>475420376Anon, you are talking to underage twitter troons who'll never stop seething that they have 0 power over this thread and what get posted on it, don't bother.
>>475413801My sister likes to ask me retarded questions just to get a rise out of me
>>475420757If we've learned anything from Ashley, that means she needs dick.
>>475420376>>475420702samefag
>>475421045>still responding to him when he was ignored all dayI'm now convinced you're shotafag, so congrats for that I guess.
all me btw
>>475420869I used to ignore my sister when she did that, but Coffin made me start playing along
>>475421731My sister does something similar, but I honestly think it's because she's bored and wants a reason to engage with me. I've compared her to a housecat before, and her being a smug nuisance means she just needs snuggles and/or attention.
drunkanon should grab his sister's tits from behind while she's cooking
>>475421087>being this clueless and retardedngmi
>>475422053>my sister>cookinglol, lmao even. I'm lucky if she does the dishes.
>>475422232then do it whenever she does the dishes
>>475422295Sure. Mathematically speaking she's more likely to do the dishes at some point in the next century than the earth's core is to explode.
>>475422549Just ask her to do the dishes bro.
>>475418694>>475420092The duality of /calg/
>replying to yourself
Original kys-poster here. Whats going on? The nigger doesnt seem particularly egregious right now so why the kerfuffle? Im not opposed to other people taking up the mantle, but if you post kys under anything he says, even the relatively benign stuff, he will just go whining to the jannies. So now this has just turned into a bunch of paranoid retards accusing each other of samefagging.
PARANOIA, PARANOIAEVERYBODY'S COMING TO GET MEJUST SAY YOU'VE NEVER MET ME
>>475423617>t. shotafag
>>475423805erm
>>475423963I can do that too.
>>475424084OhStill that is another anon and you are just punching the air
>>475412784Hi, anon! Very funny post! I think I love you! Your wisdom inspires me to be a better man.
>>475423617>Original kys-poster here.Oh really? Proof??!?!?
Personally, I adore the culture of paranoia that /calg/ has! I think we all ought to be so dedicated to our adoration of Pure Nemlei and Coffin that we are terrified of making these threads anything else!Not a big fan of this image, but I think its the most popular depiction of Louis XVI's execution, anyone have a better suggestion?
didn't ask
>>475426183Hag nooOOoooO!
>>475426189No, but maybe I can help youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscG_gs2BOc
>>475407252I always love seeing BH get more art. Besides BH and NGN, have any of Nemlei's other games gotten fanart?
Cuck your sister
>>475421045>>475421087>The underage twitter troons are fighting
https://rentry.org/cy3rh28uWrote this based on my shitty ??? roadtrip greentexts.>>475427785Getting my reps in, don't worry.
>>475428783Why are you obsessed with twitter, trannies, and little boys?
>>475428783>troonshey buddy, this ain't no /pol/>>475429179>little boystruly erotic
>>475430007Every board hate your kind.
>>475430496cease responding or he'll keep flailing wildly
>>475426183I heard his head didn’t come right off, so they had to cut all the way around, and pull it off like some... plant
>>475431031>You're such a big baby, Andre. It's just a manPretend Ashley is dressed as a Jacobin
>>475430496How rude!
>>475430680This.Can't your underaged ass understand that?
>>475430680>>475432672Stop talking to yourself
>>475410396virgin here, how long on average can women handle all of a man's weight like that?
>>475433859Depend on how fucking fat you are
>>475432943meds
>>475168072I now want a Nemlei-verse edition of Monopoly >>475168072
>>475432943
>>475433859When it comes to sex, most girls like being crushed like that since pain tolerance goes upAt least, that's what I've read in doujin
>>475436040Call me vanilla, but I'm all about consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. With your sister.
>>475367232Wrong, because Andrew's delusion of being normal causes him to shirk accountability and engineer Ashley into being the perfect problem child >>475364917Andrew could have made Ashley chill at any point and Burial proves this
>>475428991OUTSTANDING FIC
So why is Mrs. Graves so attached to dad? She is livid is you draw blood from him
>>475440175She married and had two babies with him, that would suggest she loves him deeply
>>475440175he goofy
>>475440175She married and had two babies with him when they were teens, that would suggest she owns him.
>>475440175Nigga they are in love
>>475294630Big sister vs little sister?
>>475440175They most likely had a codependent relationship similar to their kids. The mom seemed incredibly protective of him similar to how Andrew is protective of Ashley.
>>475440175>so guys, why the fuck does this woman love her husband?
>>475407891>>475439385One of them had to at least appear normal, else Mrs.Graves and society at large would've done everything to separate them if they were any closer than they already were as they grew up
>>475447580Ashley could have been normal if Andrew let her. He refused.
>>475450860The only way she'd be normal is if he took her as his sisterwife instead of giving her trust issues.
>>475007992At this point I dunno whether I became an incestfag because of all those incest contents I watched, or I watched all those incest contents because I have been an incestfag
>>475455068Incestfaggotry is in your DNA if you have any self-preservation. 99% of people refuse to date interracially because they want to pass on THEIR genes, and therefore it is necessary that your partner has a similar genotype to yourself.And tell me, what better way is there to ensure your own allele frequency than to mate with a sibling?
>>475445836I hadn't thought about it like this before, but looking at their parents' relationship, it's clear Andrew and Ashley shouldn't have kids. I'm a big pregnancyfag and want to see Ashley knocked up, but any children would be neglected (at best) because the siblings' love for each other is so much stronger and more important to them. It would repeat the cycle. Some couples aren't meant to procreate, but that doesn't mean they can't be happy or deeply in love.
You are Andrew!
You are Ashley!
>>475458838Yippie!>>475459013FUCK!
>>475428554I'm late to your post, but Divilethion has a tiny handful that have been posted here. I managed to dig up some for the even more underappreciated Jack in a Castle and Candy Scabs for you
>>475458838I am Andrew.>>475459013I am Ashley.
>>475458838>>475459013I am legion.
BASED artist.
>>475459247>>475459551>>475459631Three Andrews and three Ashleys? We're in deep shit now
>>475428554
>>475459631I will not forget. I will not forgive. Expect me.
>>475460945This boy has an extremely breedable crotch. I will impregnate him.
>>475461571I'm afraid you're too late, he's already being bred...
>>475462160
What nemlei games are good outisde of coffinso far i am convinced to play just Better Half
>>475463194Better Half, Candy Scabs, and No-good Noelle are my favs
>>475463194I liked Better Half and Jack in a Castle best. All five are short enough that you could play the entire catalog in a day. Don't forget All I Wanted Was a Bouncy Ball, which isn't a VN but is Nemlei's first game.
>>475462298I love this premise. I wish there were one with the opposite outfits. Ashley would look so hot in that vest
>>475463194>What nemlei games are goodAll of them
>>475463194They all got something fun about them but any game earlier than Better Half really has writing problems. And I don't mean story problems, I mean that Nemlei's writing in english was more basic back then and some sentences barely make sense.
Between replaying Better Half and watching Watamote, I so badly need a shut-in I can rot away with
>>475465456I know Coffin permanently altered a lot of anons' psyches, but for me, it was Better Half. If I had one person who understood me as well as I do, and who was just as happy to rot away in bed with me, I'd be happy. Thiu is living the dream in his halved and marriage ends. I want someone to give up with.
>>475466027I've said it before, but I think BH is Nemlei's best premise. Obviously Coffin is her best game and story by every metric since it's the one with the most work put into it. But I find BH the most compelling, it's the one I most deeply relate to.
>>475466416Well said. I agree. I'd love it if she expanded on the concept in a future game. What would happen if the happy half really did go through with killing the sad half? What kind of resentment could grow if the best parts of you had to live with your worst tendencies? There's dozens of interesting stories you could explore.
>>475464797What order were they made in?
Hurt me
>>475475589Uh-oh someone got caught playing cave explorer
>>475461571>>475461965Sorry anons, the rabbit boy tops. Canon.
>>475407994Okay, since you're so adamant about not wanting it.
>>475378984Is it not normal to like the smell of your family members? obviously not to the point of schlicking or beating off to it, but I remember as a kid my mom would come home from her job as a supply sergeant in the Army covered in sweat and I'd lie on her and sniff her as she rested. I'd hug her and just lie there.
>>475487341
>>475428991Cute fic
>>475482742The rabbit has never topped anything in his entire life. Even Marion, who is a bottom for literally everyone else, pounds the shit out of Bunnie’ breedable boyhole.
I wish I had a loving hag wife who would abuse me but also love me…
>>475487341Oedipus-sama, I kneel.
>>475487341what no pussy does to a man
>>475487668>>475496635>>475497594I was like 7 fuck you guys :(
>>475487341>>475498432Based Incestchad
>>475487341I've heard that girls are smellfags, but the only time I hear about guys talking about liking a girls smell, it's in a perverted stinky sweaty wayt. male smellfag
>>475007992Why are you people like this?
>>475487341No it's not normal, you have a brain tumor.
>>475502098Okay liberal, it's not so much that "regular" love is uninteresting as much as it doesn't even exist. Siblings have a profound, mutual imprint on each other from the start of their lives, which makes a romantic relationship with ANY other individual fundamentally incomplete by design. The logical extreme of platonic love + romantic love = the platonic ideal of love.
>>475502098Incest is Wincest
>>475500878>both of them pushing for what they want>Ashley obliviously>Andrew copinglycanonically accurate
I just got jumpscared with sisterborea by a history channel
>>475502098get out of here moralfag
>>475502098Stay here moralfag.
>>475506482Grool soup.
>>475502098You're one of us, don't you already know the answer?>Gasp, how have I been found out?No soijak and bothering to use actual ingame sprites.
>>475505074More context? Also can I get that meme?
Does anyone have a sisterborea meme
>>475498432Based kid Andrew
>>475506829https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxxzwXPrwbIJZPtEIuLMJui_UKKyFQaenx
>>475500878sistertitty too powerful
>>475487341I wonder what she smelled like after a long day at work.
A nice anime titty- I mean, animation...
>>475519108Andy and Leyley anime when?
>>475519312Soon. I have Studio Ghibli on the phone.
>>475519312>TCOAAL anime is made>But no incestWould you still want it?
>>475520337Absolutely not. What's the point of ripping the visuals and not honoring the story?
>>475520959>What's the point of ripping the visuals and not honoring the story?Causing pain and suffering to original fans. Proven highly effective by 'modern' american adaptationsAnd if I remember correctly it is forbidden by law to depict incest on anime in Japan I think
>>475520337I would bomb the studio that made the animeIt happened once, let it happen twice
>>475520337Would there still be decay kino?
>>475520337Hell no.
>>475521786No. It would follow no-incest ghost collecting Burial route. Also couch bite scene will be deleted and mom will interupt them before Ashley can do anything weird
>>475502098Cause everyone here is a deranged degenerate (I'm one of them but for moms)
>>475521989>my honest reaction
>>475520337oh, so it's a netflix adaptation
>>475502098>implying I only ship incestJust because I like incest doesn't mean it's the only kind of pairing I like
>>475519618>GhibliBad pick. Coffin seems more like Production I.G's speed.
>>475523871Ah, the creators of PaRappa the Rapper. Good pick.
>>475523871But imagine the buttery Ghibli animation on their sex scenes...Side question, has Production I.G started replying on 3D models as a handicap or am I thinking of other studios?
>>475524458https://productionig.com/contents/works_sp/23_/s08_/000468.html
Post sister feet
>>475428690But if I don't love her, who will?
>>475527375Fair point for Ashley.
>>475526983They're called imoutoes
>>475527375Me. I'll love your sister.
>>475528702>unironic hussysona postingSuicide is your only course of action.
>>475528702Push Andrew into a homicidal rage with this one easy trick!
am i clinically insane or is this song gravecest af. https://youtu.be/1RKqOmSkGgM?si=3UsfDJSvA2D0-5QB
>>475530998>10Does he know?
>>475532164Sorry, I misspelled ten
>>475083930A girl did the finger-frame thing to me what does that mean
>>475532282No, you were correct the first time. Numbers are only spelled out as words when they are nine or less, 10 or greater is (traditionally) written numerically.
>>475526983
Slough is cute. Cute!
>>475533473He sucks a mean dick.
>>475533697Vile. He only sucks nice dicks because he's a nice boy.
>>475530998>age 10
https://plus.fm-p.jp/u/louis_mochi/gallery/canvas?id=39&bid=1
>>475533983The meanest, filthiest, unwashed dicks.
>>475507470https://files.catbox.moe/24psrm.webm
>>475539484I mean she's not wrong.
>>475540778The only thing holding their psych together is their influence on each other, tho, buttstuff christmas cake.
>>475539484source plz
>>475539484cute
incest
>>475554201She's just like me...>Honk
>>475554201Clussy :)
>>475554201I ship my OC with her
>>475560431Is your oc the handsome older man by chance?
>>475560640no my OC is me. it's literally just me. i am going to fuck that drawing.
>>475554201Whoever paid for that commission of this girl dragging the hussysona away from Andrew was extremely based
Im eating spaghetti again. But its spicy this time.
Spicy Spaghetti sucks.
>>475440175Please never get married.
>>475561683Just make sure you don't spill it in front of my classmates. Again...They still say I have sister cooties...
>>475561950>>475562061Im not gonna spill my-- AIEEEEEEEEEEGODDAMMIT AUNDRE! YOU MADE ME SPILL MY SPAGHETTI!
>>475525315Ashley's ass is so perfect
>>475562417Who invited Aundre to dinner? Damn it, Mom.
>Aunt Aundre come to make mom uncomfortable by being too close to dad, being mean to Andrew, and being nice to Ashley
My sister had an Ashley style melty over the most innocuous shit and after a week of giving me the cold shoulder shes talking to me again like nothing happened, how the fuck am i supposed to react to that
>>475563851That depends, what was the innocuous shit?
>>475563851Did you get an erection while she had a melty?
>>475563851>how the fuck am i supposed to react to thatrape :)
>>475564019basically, we were texting about some ttrpg game i was planning to start on some obscure, extremely complicated system, and the conversation devolved in she asking if i thought, and i quote the poor translation of the expression she used, "she didnt have the fuel for it", and i didnt take that seriously and answered "ye lol" >>475564121no but i did feel like Andrew wanting to (non-sexually) choke her
>>475565143>nd i didnt take that seriously and answered "ye lol"Well there's yer sign, bucko. Just tell her you're sorry and then squeeze her ass.
>>475565143You should touch her hips and ass every so often.
>>475562431Not as perfect as yours, handsome.
>>475565316i already apologized but it annoyed me somewhat that shes willing to blow something that small out of proportion to the degree of basically refusing to communicate with me while we are in the same room
>>475565471Could've easily been solved at any point by giving her a hug and saying you're sorry, that you were joking.>Blah blah blah blah it's the principle of the matterI've long since figured out that shit I find to be completely trivial will bother a woman to no end, which is why I gave my sister carte blanche to tell me what's bothering her since I'm not always aware of how she construes the things I say or do.
>>475565770>>Blah blah blah blah it's the principle of the matterthats retarded, its not the principle of anything, it just annoys me, i can live with it, but stillanyways were back to normal and i can keep hiding random ryan goslings in her images and wallpapers
>Fuck you and your powerful seed.I dare you to use this line in your next conversation, preferably with a sibling.
I don't want to stop being a student. I don't want to wageslave
>>475571556As a student, you're a wageless slave instead
>>475571556There's worse options. Just go innawoods with your sister and start an inbred cabin family.
>tfw no sister
Does anyone have a link to the pastebin with all the fics/greentexts? I'm trying to find a greentext I saw about Andy and Leyley whoring out their mom's comatose body.
>>475580736Search Dutchmom in the archive
>>475581058no results :(
>>475580736>Andy and Leyley whoring out their mom's comatose body.bro what
>>475580736wait, i remember that onejust search the archives for uses of the word 'coma'can't be that many results to sift through
>Julia broke up with Andrew because she realized that he and Ashley killed Nina but didn’t tell Andrew>Julia is going to try and act normal around Ashley and Andrew but is secretly playing 4d chess and wants to figure out what their deal with the demons is>a scene where Julia pulls out a 1911 on the graves siblings and Ashley looks fucking terrified
>>475582464Good idea, thanks anon!I posted it to rentry 7sm74guc
>>475583943>not true>too late>not happening
>>475583943>a single .45 in Ashley's headBased
>>475583943I like the concept, but it wouldn't be at all in-character for Julia. She's not a badass. She wants to move on with her life and never see them again.
I wish I had a 15 inch tongue so I could put it down her throat
>>475590075I wish I had a 15 inch cock so I could put it down your throat.Call me.
>>475595718Why does hag look so ungrateful? She's the one who wanted grandkids and her kids provided!
>>475596329She's pissy because she's only getting one set of grandkids to neglect and resent instead of two. Also because turning her sprite slightly in Photoshop triggered a bad aliasing flare-up that makes her itchy.
>>475595718>>475596931Cute post, but Julia's boobs are bigger than Ashleys
>>475597184They are practically identical in size, and given Julia seems to have broader shoulders that are pushed upward, you could even argue that her chest is exaggerated by her pose and thicker build, making Ashley's larger both in comparison and in proportion to her slimmer figure.
>>475597848But that's just not true, Ashley is larger by what looks like around a cup size in the sprite if you take into account the chibi-esque proportions and it's noted as one of Ashley's defining physical traits as per her own opinion.You made me interrupt what I was doing just to point this out.
>>475597848Julia's chest is larger than Ashley's because Julia is prettier and more attractive in every way
>>475598887>You made me interrupt what I was doing just to point this out.There is nothing more important than /calg/. NOTHING!!!
>>475599586My chest is larger than Julia's because I keep all of me plundered gold bullion in there. I'm sailing the high seas looking for me brother's booty!
>>475599586Chad, based, real, and true
>>475599586Beta, cringe, fake, and false.
>>475599586Normal, adequate, debatable, and uncertain.
>>475599586I want to massage those tiddies
>>475509854Abhorrent lineup, thanks, I hate it.
>>475520337Incestuous undertones are unironically one of the major aspects of their relationship. It just wouldn't be the same characters if they completely shut down that dynamic. What's the point of an adaptation if it's nothing like the source material?
>>475604159Ask the team behind the how to train your dragon movies
>>475597184impregnate Juliaagree?
https://twitter.com/dferreirajr921/status/1784862286378664368
>>475599586who?
>>475609908Your friend Julia, please do not forget her
>>475599586Tiny hussy rape and impregnationBreaking julias mind with adult cock
>>475613969I will break your asshole bub
I am a firm believer in total sister breeding.
>>475629761thats illegal sweaty
>>475632357
>>475632754Hot>>475632357>>475632535Not
>>4756323 yes yes
>>475632357>>475632754uoh
>>475634513what did anon mean by this
>>475632535Look at her digging her ghastly claws into his shirt. She's savoring every milisecond.
The not-devlog looms...
Test.
>>475644192Ashley's eyework here is so hot, thus proving pubechads right again
>>475644607Gibberish.
>>475645654Not at all, prove me wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8PZ7noEzcA
Whos worse pre quarantine? Andrew or AshleyNina thing aside cause that was childish prank gone horribly wrongAshley is a jerk but doesnt seem to do anything except harass Julia Andrew manipulates Julia into fucking him and dresses her up like his sister
>>475647453Andrew is a massive cunt who needs to be shoved into a locker
>>475632754>Ashley's arm is hiding Andy's erectionToT
>>475502098Had the incst never existed in the game, every twitter brats would parade Ashley as their girlboss of the month lol
>>475646051Provr yourself right, gibberish sayer.
>>475647453Ashley is outwardly a cunt, Andrew is a covert cunt. They're both sociopathic, though Andrew does have just a tad bit of empathy for people other than him and Ashley.
>>475648139Extremely doubtful that Coffin would have gotten half the audience without incest as it did with it. Not because it doesn't have other good qualities, but mostly because it really would have struggled to distinguish itself from thousands of other indie games with morbid themes. Most likely it would have ended up with a strong and loyal but still very small fanbase with little-to-no spillover into mainstream discourse.
>>475604872Those movies suck.
>>475648568>>474911779
>>475644607>>475649339You should get back on your meds and stop trying to bring this pseudoretard stuff up.
I dreamt that the next devlog had art of Andrew and Ashley having a baby
>>475649546That would be ending spoilers tho. Why would that be in a devblog? I do expect decay to maybe start making (at least more consistent) appearances in the devblogs tho. Unless Burial is that far from finished.
>>475649760>Why would that be in a devblog? delayed april's fools.
I just hope we don't get more bad news.
>>475654139>Bad news everyone. We can't overcome the development issue and it destroyed all our progress. We're not restarting development, we just can't. As a consolation we are going to release a 10 page webcomic abbreviating Good Decay end and Bad Burial end.
>>475654609>And now, onto the good news. I will be switching engines to make a fully animated yaoi H-game with one hundred hours of content! You will play as a female game developer who hides in the closet and watches twinks have gay sex in every position known to mankind. Time your schlicking just right for a high score! I look forward to bringing you Nemlei Nights, coming to Steam in 2025. Thank you all for your support!
>>475521363Yosef’s no Sora aired just fine
>>475656052good ending
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time, boys.
>>475521363This has been discussed so often in incest threads that I'm surprised people get this wrong so often.No Japanese law prohibits incest depictions. The law is specific to Tokyo, and even then it imposes *restrictions* (not wholesale ban) on the sale of works that are considered to """unjustifiably""" "glorify" incest (among a few other things). And it only applies to retail sales, while digital ones are left unregulated.The law is bad. It's bad because Tokyo is Japan's primary economic hub and possesses a significant proportion of the Japanese population, which means that publishers and authors will heed the law due to simple business reasons. It's bad because it leaves a lot of room for interpretation that has a chilling effect on what those publishers and authors are willing to put out. But it's nowhere near as bad as a total ban. In the last year, we've had one of the most popular mangas feature a twin brother and sister kiss. There's right now another anime airing based on a relatively popular LN series (which is also in progress) where the MC blood-related brother and sister get engaged to each other. Neither encountered any problems, and likely won't unless they go balls deep on depicting a flawless, idealized romantic sibling relationship that requires 0 sacrifices on the part of the participants.
More Korean artist kino. Korino?
>>475663518Andrew is an F TIER brother who fucks every woman he sees like an unpaid prostitute. Ashley is an absolute saint to put up with his streetwalking ways, and he can only begin to make up for it by buying her a pony and giving her hugs and kisses.
I still find it very funny how the anti's are still annoyed with this game XD
>>475664082also, every time one of them rants about the game it's always with a screenshot of the title screen because they've never bothered to even actually play the damn thing
>>475664082Antis are so fucking concerned about the incest it's hilarious. Every person I've talked about this game to has been more shocked over the cannibalism and parenticide I'll mention so casually than the incest akgjshfjsjfjsjfj The Graves siblings weren't kidding when they said they've done way worse things lol
>>475649339Deranged but funny. Well done. I'll let you stay, even though you're a filthy pubenigger.
>>475649102Not him but the "what if no incest" discourse always baffles me. It's like speculating whether Doom would be successful if it was a farming sim instead. The incestuous undertones are a major part of the character dynamic. They outline and emphasise their state of mind and are basically a cornerstone of their relationship.
>>475659254Ashley shouldn't take the value of a hug for granted.
>>475664082To be fair,> it's not even real!is a retarded argument to defend the merits of this game. If I put out a video game that was just an exquisitely rendered pile of dogshit replete with raytracing to properly capture the sunlight sub-turd-surface scattering effects, "but it's not real!" wouldn't detract the people pointing out that my game is about literal shit, and the people defending my artistic vision (or my "right to my unmitigated creative vision") would be literal brownnosed losers.The Antis' *actual* brain damage is multivalued, but their main issue (or at least the one I think is most to blame for their attitude) is that most of them are cultural conservatives (ironically, because more than a few of them probably self-identify as some kind of progressive and don't see the inherent contradiction in their worldview) that are just strictly opposed to any kind of deviant or otherwise uncomfortable subject matter being explored in media (or insist that said subject matter be hammered relentlessly as BAD WRONGTHINK when it is explored), and tend to be the kind of people who think that Cottagecore/Tea Shop AU stories are Peak Fiction™.>>475664401I don't necessarily think people are wrong to be "more shocked" by the incest than the murder/cannibalism since for most people the incest is way more likely to be a realistic [fantasy/dramatic/horror] scenario than the murder/cannibalism. Plus, like, it's easier to imagine hypothetical scenarios where murder (self-defense) or cannibalism (self-preservation) can be morally justified than where incest is morally justified.Where they lose the plot is when they cross the line from "this scenario is shocking to me" to "and therefore I think it's morally acceptable to harass the creator/accuse anyone who likes it or shows it on their LP channel of Being Bad™"They're unwilling or incapable of engaging with the substance of the media they're consuming unless it strictly makes them comfortable.
>>475631541why are you even here
>>475673492Not him but the core of the "it is not real" argument is that the moral "think of the children!" outrage is foolish. The outraged cunts don't just want to criticize it, they want it GONE because it's LE WRONG. You're a wee bit of a dork in that regard.>Plus, like, it's easier to imagine hypothetical scenarios where murder (self-defense) or cannibalism (self-preservation) can be morally justified than where incest is morally justified.Incest does not require a moral justification, normalfag-kun.And what the fuck is an anti anyway?
>>475671359Considering how Andrew usually bitches when Ashley wants any form of affection, she really IS undervaluing his willingness to participate. Some of us don't get hugs on demand, Ashley! Savor it!
>>475675472> the moral "think of the children!" outrage is foolish. The outraged cunts don't just want to criticize it, they want it GONE because it's LE WRONG. You're a wee bit of a dork in that regard.I'm just disambiguating a little bit because the attitude you're highlighting, which is an actually stupid attitude, isn't exactly the same as "I have criticisms of the moral framework this work is operating on (or just broader criticisms in general)", which I think is more legitimate, but tends to get lumped together—if we're being honest, because a lot of people *pretend* they're doing the latter when they're really doing the former. Lots of dipshits yelling "don't silence my criticism!!1!" when five seconds earlier they were telling the creator to kill themselves.>Incest does not require a moral justification, normalfag-kun.I'm not saying it does, just that most people demand some degree of moral justification in their fiction. "This guy's family got murdered, so it's okay for him to go on a revenge spree against the people who did that to him", etc. etc.Especially since it's not like TCoAaL shies away from engaging with this question itself. People *actually intelligently engaging with the game and its themes* have pointed out that the game has a lot to say about the Social Contract and the siblings' incestuous relationship is specifically germane to that discussion.> And what the fuck is an anti anyway?A shibboleth of a word that colloquially means "People who are opposed to fiction depicting [insert relevant subject matter]". Gets its origin from the bullshit shipping discourse that every fandom deals with—"Proshipping vs Antishipping" where Proshippers are basically "LETPEOPLEWRITEPROBLEMATICFICTION" and Antishippers are basically "shipping a 19 year old and a 17 year old is problematic agegap content condoning pedophilia".So obviously the "Antis" of the TCoAaL discourse are the people who just want the game *gone*, like you said.
Good morning, I hate hussies
>>475677780>"I have criticisms of the moral framework this work is operating on (or just broader criticisms in general)"I've never seen 'it's fictional' being used to shit down constructive criticism of Coffin. That post didn't seem like it either.>I'm not saying it does, just that most people demand some degree of moral justification in their fiction. "This guy's family got murdered, so it's okay for him to go on a revenge spree against the people who did that to him", etc. etc.It's actually a good point that "but muh murder and cannibalism are so much worse!" is a shoddy argument. Their murders and cannibalism are pretty much either self-defense, extreme survival situation, or justified revenge. Game shouldn't be looked at through this lens regardless of the side.>A shibboleth of a word that colloquially means "People who are opposed to fiction depicting [insert relevant subject matter]". Gets its origin from the bullshit shipping discourse that every fandom deals with—"Proshipping vs Antishipping" where Proshippers are basically "LETPEOPLEWRITEPROBLEMATICFICTION" and Antishippers are basically "shipping a 19 year old and a 17 year old is problematic agegap content condoning pedophilia".>So obviously the "Antis" of the TCoAaL discourse are the people who just want the game *gone*, like you said.Just call them normalfags or twitter trannies like a normal person. The fuck is with this tumblr jargon? Where you shmucks think you are? Cut it out before I get the hose.
>>475678957Cut it out before you get the hoes? Keep the hoes out of here! This is a floozy-free thread!!
I might not be home in time to make the next thread, so could the next thread maker remember this>>475009643Make sure to change the number and offer an explanation
>>475681349Duly noted.
>>475679020>I want a baby>Fucking hell Ashley, I thought you'd let go of this cannibalism thing after mom and dad
>>475682269She never said that!
>>475680058Then don't be tumblring all over the place.
>>475683250But my big tits make me top-heavy!
>>475684170stonkin' huge sister tits are what is best in life.
Always remember, your sister knows whats best for you, so if she tells you to break up with that whore Julia you go and do it
>>475696438I agree! I also think Ashley is very sexy and has massive tits that Andrew should bury his face in. It can't be a coincidence that even total strangers who are not Ashley agree with her (she is super smart and an amazing artist, by the way), so Andrew should stop pretending she's wrong and just listen to what she tells him next time.
>>475682135Nevermind, I just got back to my PC, so I can do it
>>475696438Unironically it would have been better for everyone if he didn't start dating other girls at all. He at least could have cut it off when it was obvious what was happening. But no, he had to keep stringing himself, Ashley, and Julia along on the emotional damage train.
>>475696438My sister doesn't reply to my fucking texts unless she thinks I'm going to kill myself
>>475698027As a total misanthrope, I can relate to your sister. Sorry it's been three months since I replied. I was busy being a piece of shit.
Bit early because I was paranoid about forgetting>>475699456>>475699456>>475699456
>>475699502Thank you Mr. Baker
>>475699502Thanks anon
Wringing Bunnie's neck for rabbit stew
Wringing Bunnie's neck to assist him in his autoerotic asphyxiation fetish
>>475660128>There's right now another anime airing based on a relatively popular LN series (which is also in progress) where the MC blood-related brother and sister get engaged to each otherName?