Tips for being a good taichou:>It's time for your check up, taichooo>Gotta make sure every part of you is healthy, okay? >Don't worry, she's certified, the fluffballs told me so. >KF3 is having an event with mythical friends! Don't miss out, they pack a punch!>Our newest friend, Lappet-Faced Vulture swoops in!>They are also having a special event for... chipmunk.>I'll miss that fluffy critter like you wouldn't believe.>Kingdom's rate up friends are Suri Alpaca and Golden Eagle!>Active Kingdom codes: EastereggKFK WorldKFK>Kemono Friends Kingdomhttps://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/22934https://kfk.neocraftstudio.com/>Official Twitterhttps://twitter.com/KFK_Global>Kingdom Mate Codeshttps://pastebin.com/E83JZa8Z (embed)>Spreadsheet of KFK Friend skillshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17xPtOWcme5Q_jME766nAK8axgU9kMoDqnIy6nxHWS3A/edit?usp=sharing>KF3 PC Version and Mobile Versionhttps://kemono-friends.sega.jp/dmg/https://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/7253>Wikihttps://gamerch.com/kemonofriends3/>Chokotto Animehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBF41up3_HuNP73ooKXlWoA>Official Twitterhttps://twitter.com/kemono_friends3>KF3 Friend Codeshttps://pastebin.com/Jjh09inL (embed)>Guide and Skill Sheetshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1PjGc0aSeumBzPXgx4pCndXsKGhWQzBIAeSGvQYaAAuo/edit>Model Viewershttps://katboi01.github.io/ModelViewerLite/?id=-1http://katworks.sytes.net/KingdomViewer/>Moose-Taichou's Repositoryhttps://mega.nz/#F!vF1lxQIR!ZdFaa5BC9N_t2giO0QSxCg>Moose cache backuphttps://mega.nz/folder/RcAmACTQ#CvwsQ28X0lCOcx39yUuDqw>Previous Thread: >>472849221>Tip of the day:It is laboratory animals world day! Surprisingly, animal experimentation is allowed in the park, just make sure you understand who is the one getting experimented on.
i assume the 2023 code is prob still active, they seem to have forgotten it
>>474996720Anything by this guy:https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/5654133Download links are in the posts. Most but not all are also available in the archives linked in the /h/ general.
Bird singer!
>>475036249what's she singing
>>475037737cloa-
pengi real
Hululu solicited questions for a punishment session and Genet has it bad for Koutei pengi
Time for your daily session of D-holing taichou
punish
>>475062676Catbros...
>>475037737Love sonatas. Since, usually a birdsong is how they find a mate, a bird Friend would probably sing something like "I was born to love you" or something.
Praise the tables
squirm
>>475063142A Genet is not a real cat!
>>475083768Fakecatbros...
Missing her already...
>>475093652it's not like this Friend is extinct now, we just don't have the weird one that streams, and we got along plenty fine before this came around to begin with
>>475093652She's doing one last stream with the rest of the Kemono Rangers on the 27th.
surprisingly large ammout of slavs on euro server
Are there slav friends?
>>475106278>Siberian Chipmunk>Siberian i've not looked into it, but i'm sure there are
Gururu's getting her own doujin anthology. She's already seen the news.
>>475106278Husky is from Siberia, as are the Sib. Tiger and the Sib. Chipmunk. And Siberia is part of Russia so it's technically slavic enough.slavlands don't have animals wholly exclusive to them like Australia does with their kangaroos, as most that can be found in slavic regions can also be found in the rest of the europes or the asias. And their mythos don't really have any new* interesting beasties** to make into UMA Friends besides maybe some snakes or a three-headed dragon, but we have enough reptillians already.*: the slavic folklores do use normal animals a lot, and give them personalities like how a fox will always be either a trickster or an outright cards-game cheater, and a bear will always be a bro, and so on. Maybe an EX friend type deal could be had here, who knows.**: there's also an amount of non-beastie creatures that are closer to monstergirls like the Rusalka (literally a mermaid but for lakes and rivers), the Domovoy/Kikimora (housekeeping/housewrecking spirits), and so on. if Witch can be a Friend i don't see why not have a.mermaid sitting on the branches near a forest lake.
>>475113158>huskyhmm, aren't they just a dog breed? by that logic shouldn't a british bulldog and poodle and etc also be their own?then a dalmatian would also be an option, as those are from croatia>the difference between a breed and a species is that breeds are man made- https://pediaa.com/difference-between-breed-and-species/if breeds are allowed then possibly the domesticated silver fox as well etc - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_foxbut i don't think it has a namei assume there are some fishes in some lakes that would be unique to slav landsbut yes the birds and mammals and reptiles would migrate and spread out easily
>>475115586>shouldn't a british bulldog and poodle and etc also be their own? <..> the difference between a breed and a speciesin Kemono Friends, the Domestic Dog is split into a Shiba Inu lookalike and a "husky but more gray" Mixed Breed Domestic Dog. Plus there's the controvercial Ryukyu Ken who's both endangered, domesticated, and not officially recognized as a breed.Once the devs run out of ideas they might add a few more breeds of tamed dogs and cats because why not, there's already a few. Then we can get the Russian Blue Domestic Cat or something like that>domesticated silver foxCould be cool too, but I dunno how to make her different from normal Silver Fox we already have, as she already exibits a lot of domestic qualities like taking care of her useless NEET gamer sister Ezo Red Fox, running a whole onsen in the anime, and doing alchemistry in the games and manga.
little gray alien friendbigfoot friendchupacabra friend
>>475087862It’s more slinky than feline. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgB0p5iiWzg
>>475123483>more slinkymore stinky......
>>475052857What does it smell like
I need to punish this coon
>>475140496they all need correction
>>475140496She did nothing wrong (other than be stupid)
>>475122820>little alien friendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URtqADoz9uA
>>475154173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1QQ_AYWb38
>>475140496You mean give her corner time and take away her switch? What did she do?
>>475106278https://japari-library.com/wiki/Baikal_SealThe Russian Navy Seal even got a redesign but still not in game, like wtf Appirits???
>>475161446>that punishmentshe'll die
almost friday...
what Friends are safe to be around as a defenseless sleeping Taichou
>>475183946Any and all deer, trust me
>>475183946Any and all birds, trust me instead
>>475183946Dodo. Only Dodo. She is>The only non-rapist bird>The only non-rapist friend>Extremely passive>Extremely patient>You will voluntarily let her do it anyway because she's just such a nice person that you feel bad for not letting her do that, even if she is perfectly content>Able to do a kickflip with those finger-sized skateboards
>>475183946Ezo Red Fox She'll be too distracted playing games to do anything immoral against Taichou.
>>475197113Maybe but good luck sleeping with the sounds of her gaming
We've had three years with this pengii https://youtu.be/1y-OtAkw25k
The official shop is selling the CD single for Kemono Kodou. There's a separate acrylic stand available for each member. In true JP media fashion, you have to buy the CD 10 times to get them all. At least the artwork is up for download. https://kemovproject.stores.jp/
>>475211627>Caracal's poseFlexible drill noises
Serval the big cat!
>>475219643Caracal no Caracal was trending
>>475190531>Dhole gfBlessed
Nutter Status: ObtainedGetting real tired of these fake out 4* boxes.
>>475190531i love this so much
>>475190531Look at how tiny she is...
>>475234676Perfect height for peanut butter treats!
ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU DONT WANNA WAKE UP
>>475245486It's like that everyday for cat friends..
i dreamt of a dog. i pet it
i have so much to live for
>>475252018cute
>>475257205accept the smothering, taichou
>>475202287Oh wow, for real. How time flies huh?
>>475265256In those three years she still doesn’t know what the thing on her hip is.
>>475245486friend that has a special power to wake taichou up
>>475288147Well technically all the Friends possess such a power. However most want him to stay a sleep to do naughty things behind his back and even do naughty things to him while he sleeps.
>>475202287Would it kill her to look a little bit happier
>>475295142streaming every day is hard work
i hear people say Vtubers are like digital gfsbut really they're like irl anime characters
relaxing dailies, hot stuff
>>475295481They're all already girls and friends and some are also already anime characters.
>>475308549>4 dislikesweirdos
>>475313838ceruleans, no human could possibly dislike Friends
>so you see taichou, you can win any argument online by just repeating what they said but with a smug picture attached
>>475313838All me
>>475326012>>so you see taichou, you can win any argument online by just repeating what they said but with a smug picture attached
Let's send Shimarisu off with a smile. https://youtu.be/60Ho6YQED_Y
>>475332047I’ll miss this big rodent
>>475338646Her final solo stream will be tomorrow at the same time.
Genet was a little late because she had an asthma attack (imagine the Japari inhalers) but everyone was able to leave a kind message for Shimarisu.
So what next friends to be added on KF3? Turtle friends? (I see on promotional image leaks that turtle will be next thing in the next week or on 2 week)
>>475355759gamera collab confirmed
>>475195891Yeah i trust Dodo, North Tamandua, Malay and Mountain Tapir sleep with me, thanks to the game observation. Other friends can always sleep outside my room (DO NOT ENTER MY FUCKING ROOM, RAPIST)
birds are rapists?
>One hour of watching fluffballs
Japariman Man, the man responsible to feed all the cute dummies
>>475357030duh
>>475383423surely my birds wouldn't
The Kingdom leads are out on the field in the 4CC!Sadly Least Weasel keeps getting beaten.
>>475384419Birds care not for the laws of taichous
>>475356052yay
>>475384518Stupid fluffer!It was great to see them though!
>>475384518Chevy looks miserable
>>475409318You would be too if you had to tardwrangle Weasel 24/7.
>>475409649She truly is Japari's greatest soldierThank you for your service, Chevy.
Does Chevy drive a Chevy
>>475434543noFriends don't let Friends drive domestic
friends dont know how to drive manual
>>475438340*friends dont know how to drive
>>475405094Thats stoat, bro. Weasel doesn't has black on her tail tip.
if friends could drive would they use a van for kidnapping?
>>475449532Kid napping? Is that something goats do?
>>475449532Yes, absolutely.
>>475449532>Come on in, Taichou, we've got rock CDs and beer!Don't fall for it, Taichous!
hmm, 6 star picker limits what you can get
>>475466637is that a new 6 star picker or are you just a taichou that's catching up on stuff?
Let's wish Shimarisu the best of luck. https://youtu.be/NA2dtqhq1VU
>>475476785she's gonna need it for making all those AVs
>>475485163>a bunch of AVsWhat, is she starring on NatGeo?
>>475357030almost every Friend is a rapist
>>475469041it's the normal 300 rolls pickeri've only been here a couple weeks
Love the madman with his Kemov Itasha jeep.
>>475028373I like her socks
Love birds.
>>475476785Good stream. The amount of support was amazing. People really loved her.
Justice bird...
You love cats.
>>475513250The chat was going so fast the stream couldn't keep it updated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkMdLcB_vNU>Aired January 2017>Literally nobody expected it to be good>Absolutely nobody expected it to blow up in popularity to the point it got to>Some of, if not the best collaborations with zoos you'll ever see in your lifetimeEven if Kingdom is dying a slow death and KF3 is kind of just existing by sheer willpower, remember that we were blessed to experience this golden goose.
>>475534130shit animation, but beautiful story and nice amounts of soul put into the project, they really turned a shoestring budget into a hit of the season by just making a good show
We really did witness a miracle
>>475537809>shit animationYou mean soul. Honestly though it was neat being able to see the budget and stuff slowly getting better as the show went on. God I wish we still had the oni
>>475545346no, the animation is objectively shit. stiff, sliding everywhere, the bus didn't have spinning wheels for the first few episodes. maybe by episode 12 it became okay and presentable but it was still stiff somewhatbut that doesn't stop the show as a whole to have soul, true.
Tatsuki's movie when?
>>475492749Damn, I was hoping there was a new picker so I can finally be free
>>475500949This one's better
>>475559374maybe in a month or so during 1 year celebration
>>475568326>during 1 year celebrationThe 1 year celebration will be End of Service announcement
>>475568581possible
i'm gonna speedrun the dailies todaystarting as soon as server resets
>>475586245aaaad, time.14 minutesi forgot it's monday tho
Bats... Birds' favourite fluffballs
up too late on a work nightneed cat girlfriendwife to drag me to bed
Moose bird maid!
Bird train!
The Kemono Stadium server is also being shut down. It had its ups and downs but people seem to have enjoyed it overall and are surprised it lasted this long.
Thinking of hypothetical questionIf Friends can capable to be a rapist. Does friends can be a war criminal if she wanted tho (annihilation of all cellien)?
>>475625394This notCat gets it...
>>475639457Yes, strokechou
Mommy...
Kemonobros... Harada-san noticed us thanks to Coyo... Maybe there is still hope...
>>475642791I was against sneks and other reptiles, but this one isn't creepy at all and is pure sexual.
>>475649902Her Tekken addiction finally paid off.
>>475649902Oh shit, that's awesome!
>>475642791Do the personality of the god friends change when they go gecko mode?
>>475669602is this about tail time or selling car insurance
>>475678557>Geico randomly collabs with Kemono Friends>Martin becomes a friendThis would lead to some very awkward fanart.
i've been hearing cuckoo birds outsideif only the other birds knew about the conspiracy...
>>475678915Wait since when does he have a name
>>475685825March 5, 2009https://geicocarinsurance.fandom.com/wiki/Co-Worker%27s_Egg_Salad?file=GEICO_EggSalad_15
>>475686234>geicocarinsurance>fandom>There are currently 3,060 articles
>>475689019It's a rabbit hole. Do not descend. I'm already lost to it.
I really need to touch kaban
>>475689019>>475689806Woah there's RABBITS in there? This hole was made for me!
And also this birdie
>>475695104>Another Ransu image ruined by faceless foreigner ojiisansI wish he'd go back to cute lewds and futa instead of needlessly shoehorning in random dudes. At least he's not shoving "him" into the images.
>>475669602I feel like they might act a bit different, but it's probably more putting on a different act to hide the truth than anything else
>>475701860Yeah, cute lewds were definitely way better. I wish to balance things out he'd at least draw more varied Friends in exchange for all this but now it's so much oj** on Kaban stuff
friendly reminder of summer friend superiority surfs up dudes
Coyo is going to Off Kai Expo.
>>475713439Wait, coyotes are real?
>>475709043too early desu
I had a dumb idea but need a little help on itDo you know of any good summer-y fruit pattern bikini type design things? I'm trying to come up with a comparison, where if Lion's chest is like melons then Moose's rack is ___
>>475731096Coconuts. Firm, but full of sweet milk.
>>475731361You're a fucking genius taichou, thank you.Man now I'm regretting my decisions from yesterday even more, probably won't grab this until around the end of next month but I have everything else planned out so hopefully I can get this set up before summer ends.
>>475731096Cantaloupe could work, but that seems like much more of a White Lion vs Lion type thing
>>475734494Yeah, while it would technically work I think unless it's in a style like the one from the artist that draws Moose really big because everyone in her style is huge it wouldn't be the optimal option. I've thought about one piece swimsuits too but I feel that should be its own image unless there are good fruit patterns for that type of swimsuit. Otherwise, I think the logic the other taichou mentioned holds up really well in keeping up the tropical fruit theme
Imagine the Foxes in floral print bikinis. But the flowers are rafflesias because they both stink!
>>475736906Hey now, don't be too mean! At least the foxes are pretty
>>475731096I guess expanding on this, any ideas for ways Moose and Lion could be interacting together on the beach in a fun way?Outside the obvious direction of beach games and competition, I think a fun one would be playing into Lion's underappreciated mischievousness and having her tease Moose. Maybe even have her use her claws to snip the back of her bikini
>>475741597High intensity volleyball.
I'm a simple man and I like my friends in basic and classic one piece sport swimsuits
>>475742727One piece swimsuits are so good, if not for the silly idea of having Moose match Lion in outfit theming I'd just get her in that instead for sure. I've got plenty of that planned, don't you worry taichou. Also wouldn't be hard to translate over the idea to a loli Moose thing as well
>>475742235That'd be fun.Surprised there aren't more images of Friends playing games like that
Wake up taichou, the winter Friends need some fanning!
>>475754906Damn, May really starts tomorrow, easter felt like last week
New fish chorogon Friendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFZl5-l0Xlo
> KF3 reach a new low after releasing Hinata Natsumi> "I never thought that KF3 after this."> KF3 releases a new friends based on a fucking ordinary fish statue (No, not a fucking merlion but this).> KF3 reach a new level of lowHoly fuck, what the fuck they thinking Appirits (also Kemono Friends team)? Of all millions of real life animal species or million of mythological animal around the world they can choose. They choose a friends based of fucking ordinary fish statue with the skill scene an singing Idol (like why? That fish deserves other skill scene better than this shit) . Merlion are literally 10000x times better than this shit but they choose this over merlion ??? No fucking wonder why KF3 fans are leaving this shitty games to superior MLP musume, or gayknight because KF3 offer this garbage instead cool animal (where the turtle friends that you promise ?).
Is taichou okayIt's the year of the dragon and they picked a well known Japanese fish dragon thing, this should not be that surprising
>>475757358It's japari park not signapori park
American woman
>>475756541>Kinshachi>A kinshachi is not an animal that exists in the wild, but instead can be found within Japanese mythology.>While regular shachihoko can be found on buildings such as palaces, temples, and samurai houses, the golden shachihoko known as kinshachi can only be found on Nagoya Castle. Two kinshachi can be found on its roof, as both a statement of power and to protect the castle from fires. They're so famous that they've become the most renowned feature of the castle, and recognized as a symbol of the entirety of Nagoya. Always neat to see mythological things become friends. She's also the last Japanese mythological friend that wasn't in KF3.
>>475766864Forgot the actual mythology part.>The most renowned ability of the shachihoko is its control over water. They can store large amounts of water in their stomachs, and can summon rain clouds to create a downpour. Due to these two traits, the Japanese favored them as guardian spirits of water, placing them on the edges of roofs of important buildings. Should a fire break out in the building a shachihoko was guarding, it was believed that the shachihoko would summon rain clouds to help put out the fire.
>>475760772Ok Fair. I literally din't know that it's a mythological friends. But fucking hell that it's always Japanese and Chinese mythology that always got the cake. But no other regional mythology (yes including European mythology) animal have friends except cerberus (and she got added just because it halloween theme like the nips ignorant about how fucking awesome cerberus is it).
caracal no caracal
El gato domesticado
>>475741597Moose breaking a big wave like she tramples thru snow, while Lion is sleeping on a surfboard that's somehow riding the wave perfectly undisturbed
did the ultimate raid get a buff?I was able to clear it just fine yesterday, but today Greater Lophorina dies on turn 3 no matter what I do
>>475779425That will always be a wild animal taichew
>>475779425My pelvis hurts looking at this image...
>>475769154I mean it shouldn't be surprising with the nature of the series and how Japanese mythology things have been important for a while already, not to mention Japan not really breaking off of China for a lot of culture and mythos. It's like the mythos Friend equivalent to how they keep adding the Japanese subspecies of Friends rather than doing other completely different typesAlso I was checking and a Merlion Friend has existed since around 2017, just not in any games>>475766979Neat, I guess those sorta ideas around it are probably why they have her miracle being an idol performance?
>>475782082>avoiding the water by lazing about on a surfboardcute idea
>>475766039>CommieforniaGod have mercy on coyo's mental health and soul
>>475810685She's probably from there, taichou
Scavenger Friends!
>>475826685how do they get so big off of just scraps?
>>475804976>subspeciesASHHHHUUUUUUUU?
>>475827193I wish that were me
>>475779425I can trust her on my bed, right?She won’t do anything strange to me while i’m asleep and defenseless, right?
>>475843312No.There are very few Friends you can trust in your room, let alone in your bed.>>475356680
>>475858162This is what mayo does to your dogs...
>>475861223Well damn I'd hate to see what it does to a fat cat..
dailies time
Lewd fantasy
Dork reality
>>475882523>>475882693deserves headpats all the same
>>475882693Aard could never...
>>475895323But what if taichou wants her to?
>>475882523>first moose and now aardwolfWhat is with these taichous and wanting their Friendwife to be a mesugaki that calls them trash while acting all smug...
>>475899243Then she better hurry up. Cat and Bird Friends are ready to snatch him up at moment.
Genet celebrated her 20 month anniversary by drinking and talking about alcohol related music topics.
It's been so long since I rolled a new friend, but fishe GET
>>475920076More like stinkshachi
>>475920076Dumb FISH haha
>>475770717That stream was very fun, this crazy cat is something else
>>475920076Very cute fishe.
New art by mine
>>475930702the only thing that guy is good forvery cute fishe butts
>>475930702Still too much of a coward to post on twitter.
>>475903485Idk. That's just the nips having a rotten minds. I honestly rather have an regular friendswife with mature emotion than mesugaki childish behaviour.
>>475933323tbf, Mine realized that xitter is utter mess right now that it's not worth it to post on xitter. It's just a glorified 4chan+Tumblr worst aspect combines into one single cesspool
>>475930702so close to a pantyshot, yet so far still...fishos are mean, i'm gonna hang out with birds instead
>>475946445stupid birdbrain propaganda they're both mean
Don't trust deers with movie recommendations
>>475946445You doin' good birdchou
>>475950408What are they watching?
>>475929883Park staff is so helpful.
the cute pengii is celebrating her 3rd anniversary https://youtu.be/9zZbptS87ZQ
>>475950408But why not? Look how happy they look
I know the obvious answer for Reindeer, but what sorta movies would the other deer around the park watch? Not just Moose either!
>>475956645something about canada, i betHundreds of Beavers looks like a fun kino, shame i can't get it legally and am too stupid for piracy of a niche indie film
>>475956645christmas movies
rip
>>475951037Which birds are for lesbians
>>476003590It's hard to say, but I'm sure there are a few yuribirds
>>476008347Probably the ballet pants duo
>>476016205Yeah, those two would probably double team a femtaichou if they caught one walking alone
>>475936358I mean you're not wrong but also Moosechou...
>>475930702Smelling dolphin butts
>>475930702Love his art, hate him for ruining everything.
giant panda in 200 shop
>>476036012>still not MooseThey're never gonna let me go huh
>>476021553Imagine the smell
havin a busy one it seems
>>476051854Working hard is worth it to protect this >:3
>>476018649To be fair. In my observation Moose is already mature lady friends. Sure there is a silly moment but overally she far away from mesugaki bs like weasel and most of smol friends (i said most, since there is an that friends have a mature emotion like Mountain Tapir). I guess she will accept the responsibility as mother and a wife for captain (if japari park allow marriage lmao)
>>476016205What about the rock singer birbs ones ? The Hornbills duo attitude reminds me with some irl lesbian couples
>>476008347Gastornis and Cassowary
>>476059312So what you're saying is these taichous like Moosechou spend time imagining their Friendwife as mesugakis because that's the opposite of what they normally are?
Okay i will expand the safe list that you are safe to sleep besides one friend/multiple friends on the list above without getting scared with the rape possibility. - mammals clan1. all Tapir friends2. all Anteater friends except Giant Anteater3. all wildebeest friends4. all Zebra friends except Chapman and Quagga5. Maltese Tiger and Golden Tabby Tiger (i add that duo on the list because both of her are the most Yuri friends in japari park, thanks due to the inspiration of that duo friends comes from sailor moon franchise, likely Maltese Tiger = Sailor Uranus and Golden Tabby Tiger = Sailor Neptune)5. all Deer friends except the Reindeer and the Moose)6. all Sloth friends7. all Camelidae friends (Including Alpaca, vicuna, and guanaco8. Honduras White bat9. Aardwolf10. Capybara- Birds Clan1. Eastern Spot-Billed Duck2. Campo Flicker3. Darwin Finch 4. Humboldt penguin- Reptiles clan 1. Red eared slider - Amphibian clanAll of them friends are on sthe safe list since KF din't add Frog and toad friends yet.- Fish and invertebrate clanNOPE- UMA clanAll NOPE except Hinata NatsumiThe friends that din't include on this safe list are best to treat with caution to prevent any unwanted act to the captain while the captain sleep
>>476060902Yup. Their brain are rotten with mesugaki minds that taichous think all friends are mesugaki, thanks to the Nexon Archive.When most of friends in japari park are emotionally mature and capable with the human task.
>>476063012I'm sure it's not that. Just the occasional fantasy about something which they know they won't have with their Friend
>>476062505based wildlife safety analystI wonder which Friends are "safe if you're awake"Shoebill probably?which Friends are most dangerous?Passenger Pigeon?
>>476063012Hey man, wanting to see my favorite Friend in a mini size doesn't equate to thinking every Friend is a mesugaki. As a matter of fact I'd only accept it if it were her, and don't like weasel doing it!
>>476062505>all deer except Reindeer and MooseBeing a bit genki doesn't make them rapists!
>>476063527>Making an fanfiction with certain friends with prior research = yay>Changing friends personality to suit taichou desires = nay, but who care?So far i know. Aardwolf personality is bashful (she shy a lot) and she keep stuttering and pausing certain word on both Nexon and KF3. And that thing is far from mesugaki thing that those taichou wish to for
>>476064758That's the point of a fantasy, taichou! It being unrealistic doesn't mean it's not hot!You're right about Aardwolf realistically not being like that even as a loli though. On the other hand, I could totally see a petite, immature version of moose being all smug about her strength and pushing around her poor taichoo
>>476064327>Which friends are "safe if you're awakes"?Most of them except Kirin>Which friends are the most dangerous?I swear on God, Kirin is probably you must watch for. She literally the reason why japari park will not be abandoned on KF3 unlike the past timelines (The Nexon Timelines). Sure she probably acting smile and seducing taichou into their sides. But i bet she have an ulterior motives which maybe KF3 will revealed on.
>>475963865Hululu was very energetic this time and everyone loves her dearly. Miriri makes the Friends look so tiny.
>>476065569>ulterior motivesOutside of something like "wow the park being destroyed sucks" assuming the time travel theory is real, I can't really see Friends being the types to have weird hidden motives
Geoff is celebrating 20 months. She is rich cat. https://youtu.be/f_YOua-Qrro
Everything in life is a 50/50Either Friends will rape me in my sleep or they won’tThey all have an equal chance of being safe and dangerous
I feel like she's still with us.
let's sway https://youtu.be/ITvMd55kaQc
making onigiri
>>476080190>those statues in the backgroundnice
>>476080190I want to manhandle Hululu
>>476080190Look at how tiny they are...
She's putting salt on them.
>>476105465cute pengi
>>476066960>>476080190>>476105465Hahaha look at those friendlets!
>>476108501From Coyo's comments, their billed heights are pretty accurate. Coyo herself is an average American woman.
>>476109662The one guy who keeps trying to make friends tall will be very upset.
>>476110846you mean the kyodai friend guy or the latex ball guy
>>476110846I don't think it's unreasonable to wish some Friends based on pretty massive animals are tall considering the variety in the animal kingdom and within the park. Japan has an obsession with making girls way too tiny
>>476114098I don't know what Suwara's deal is, and I'm not sure I want to ask.
>>476021553>>476043081seawater? all the marine Friends aren't gonna smell like much
I just realized the new fish has fangs. Cute.
Well it is once again that time.The time for divegrass and zany happenings, the VGL soccer league starts up soon (at the end of the month).Last league was a good run with Weasel and Chevy getting to ride their airplane into the 4CC proper, complete with bonus games because /vg/ sucked ass and went back to the babbies.So basically the usual question asked each league, is everyone ready to cheer the Friends on?As well if there's any replacements or suggestions for Friends to add in. Always fun to spice up the roster and give some of the longer lasting ones a nice rest.
>>476132780bring in the dwagins
>>47613699423 Scalies or we riot.
>>476132780I just realized I didn't actually say anything about the current roster for anyone not at all aware:Gold Medals:-Serval-FennecSilver Medals:-Moose-Lion-RaccoonKeepers:-Tamandua-AlpacaDefenders:-Aardwolf-Emperor Penguin-Pallas Cat-Toki-ShoebillFull Backs:-Grey Wolf-Japanese Wolf-Jaguar-Black Jaguar-Spectacled Camian-Salt-Water CrocodileMidfielders:-Dhole-Weasel & Chevy-Californian Sea Lion-Kaban-TsuchinokoI have my little love of keeping the fullbacks paired.But still quite a bit of room for new players including the dragons.
>>476138149A cold blooded team might have stamina issues.
>>476119917No, digested fish smell
>>476132780Nice! I'm excited to see my friendwife on the fieldA dragon or two might be nice like the others said considering the year and all, but otherwise I've got no real complaints or suggestions for the roster
>>476132780Divegrass time once more huh? Finally time for more Shoebill on the field. As well as perhaps some new friends :)Hopefully the team does their best this year! Can't wait to see who they face this year. And maybe just maybe.......maybe they will finally face /lcg/.....or the sonic general, that'd be fun.
another day, another daily
birds singing again i wonder what it sounds like to other birds. moaning? foul language? or are they literally turned on from singing?
>>476170978Maybe it's just like really goofy foreign accents to them
>>476132780Let's fucking goAlso I second the notion that we should fit a dragon into the roster somewhere, but which one?
>>476176986the msgkand maybe the black one too for contrast
Birds and bees, in Japari Park.
>>476180123Why are birds so mean to non-birds...
Are deer the ultimate anti-bird friend, with their built in anti-bird spikes to protect their taichous?
>>476195242NoDeer are smelly and need bird assistance to clean themselves of ticks
>>476177171NTA but seconding the MSGK Dragon
>>476197898They're going to be way more capable of fixing that stuff on the own, not to mention with the help of their taichous bakataichou!
https://youtu.be/Summe0KFRmg?t=111
>>476200258
>>476199297That's too much wishful thinking, Taichou. You make me feel like you're a deer in disguise.
>>476202175It's not wishful thinking, it's just the limitations of actual deer no longer applying to us and taichous being good hearted individuals that would help if those sorts of problems came up! All very logical conclusions that anyone could come up with, seeing that doesn't make me a deer!
Don't let this fox near rabbits. Shimahai's leering voice is too strong. https://youtu.be/kXUUUWBMwGA
>>476195242the birds can use antlers as a perch to sit on and ambush taichou fromthe best anti-bird is a cat, but then you have the downsides of having a cat near you
darkness
>>476213637I want to squeeze the little bear
>>476213637i want to hug the middle bear
this friend fox
>>476210193big birds will squeeze the cats to submission
>>476213637I want chibi kumamon back, still so sad I couldn't get her
Making frens uncomfortable
>>476263863doing the opposite of this, making friends feel comfortable
>>476274252that's dangerous Taichou
>>476216472>>476229508The bear on the left will violate you.
think i might get the 3600 raindeer since she's never had a banner
>>476294708just don't get the last copyif you max her out, she gets worse
>>476295350It's amazing how one of the last Friends they release has features that make herself worse by upgrading her
Speaking of deer, Does pronghorn belong to deer group or other mammals group?
>>476241969>use the smol cat>thinking the smol cat will defeat the big bird>big mistakeBirdchou you fool. I use the big cat like tiger and lion frens to deter those pesky bird. Wat'cha you gonna do? summon the gastornis, cassowary, passy? That's thing useless against big cat birdchou, accept the L
>>476304154seems unrelated
>>476304154Pronghorns are closer to antelopes, but even relative to them aren't quite too close and are more like their own thing. I think they're even in their own family as the only members left aliveThough they have horns that come back, they don't quite have the same thing as deer do with antlers. Also their females have horns unlike deer which are usually males only unless there's some sorta hormone imbalance or other weird thing going on.
>>476304154>>476305659>>476306150They are their own thing and are closer to Giraffes than to Antelopes.
Pronghorn are actually closer to mustelids than antelope.
>>476312717I forgot my smug image.
crackle is playing a streamerbait type game...poor cat
>>476331080is this rhythm heaven fever?
>>476331080>when taichou wont let you eat chocolate japariman covered in battery acid
Meeting a coyote is cheap as free https://www.offkaiexpo.com/activities/meet-and-greets/
>>475093652shimapan...
where da parco bears at
>>476365671I want the Friend china dresses
Coyo is a friend who is good at golfing
five o' clock and she gives you this look
>>476378745What a goofy looking dog
>>475028373>https://gamerch.com/kemonofriends3/> 2022年11月以降に実装のフレンズの評価はついていません。>There will be no evaluation of Friends implemented after November 2022.Aw man, I just now noticed this. Who knows how strong the newer KF3 friends are now?
>Arai-san call you "Kouhai", because she's your senior and you will show her some god damned respect noda>African Wild Dog calls you "Master" in the sense of looking up to you>Collared Peccary calls you "Master" in the sense of ownership>Yamata no Orochi calls you "Child">Grizzly Bear calls you "Taichou-kun">Many friends just say "Taichou", "Taichou-chan", or "You" ("anata")>Some friends don't even call you anything because they never directly refer to youFun little trivia I found while trying to look for an up to date wiki. What does YOUR friendwife call you in KF3, from this list?https://w.atwiki.jp/proposalwiki/pages/29.html
>>476385326Just a regular mr taichou
>>476385326She just says taichou most of the time, might've had a few lines saying "anata" as well though.Wonder if that'd change at all after getting closer or if it'd transition to the more affectionate usage of "anata" in married life.Maybe she'd call me deer
>>476380568She’s a Tekken pro