Last Thread: >>474319645Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:>off-topic spam>What is NOT Space Station 13?spamming dalle3 generated images>What is Space Station 13?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAHBexJxrE>/vg/station main sitehttps://ss13.moe/>/vg/station wikihttps://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page>New player guidehttps://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics>BYOND clienthttps://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/>/vg/station and the test serverbyond://game.ss13.moe:7777byond://ss13.moe:1337>How do I connect to the servers?Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location">/vg/station forum and logshttps://ss13.moe/forum/https://game.ss13.moe/logs>Map renders collection & media serverhttps://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/https://ss13.moe/media/source/>Coderbus, here!https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation>If you want to report a bug or an issue, go herehttps://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues>If you don't have (and don't want to make) a github account, use the Bug Report button in-game (upper right)>Nostalgiahttps://booru.space/https://ss13.moe/index.php/bans>OP Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/raw/PD2yJjXh
poost spess
play blackstone
Hey, fellow adventurers!Are you tired of the same old cookie-cutter fantasy servers? Looking for a medieval experience that truly immerses you in a world of magic, mystery, and mayhem? Then look no further, because Blackstone is where it's at!Here's why you should jump on board:Immersive Worldbuilding: Blackstone isn't just a server; it's a living, breathing world filled with rich lore and history. Every corner you turn unveils new secrets, new legends waiting to be discovered.Dynamic Gameplay: Whether you're a seasoned knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage, there's a place for you in Blackstone. With a robust class system and countless quests and events, every playthrough is unique.Community Vibes: Join a community of like-minded adventurers who share your passion for epic tales and epic battles. Forge alliances, make enemies, and carve out your place in the annals of Blackstone history.Endless Possibilities: From battling dragons to delving into ancient ruins, the possibilities in Blackstone are as vast as the imagination itself. Whatever your fantasy, you can live it here.So, what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, don your armor, and join us in the adventure of a lifetime. Blackstone awaits!See you on the battlefield,[Your Username]
As I stepped onto the deck of the Blackstone station, I was immediately swept into a whirlwind of medieval fantasy chaos. I found myself clad in armor, wielding a trusty sword, and ready to embark on adventures unlike any I had experienced before.In one particularly memorable round, I took on the role of a gallant knight tasked with protecting the station from an onslaught of goblin invaders. Armed with nothing but my wits and a shield emblazoned with the Blackstone crest, I charged into battle alongside my fellow crewmates. We fought valiantly, defending the station's corridors from wave after wave of ferocious goblins. Eventually, through sheer determination and teamwork, we emerged victorious, the station saved from certain destruction.Another time, I found myself assuming the role of a mischievous rogue, sneaking through the shadows and causing mayhem wherever I went. With a grin on my face and a dagger hidden up my sleeve, I embarked on a quest to pull off the ultimate heist. Alongside my fellow ne'er-do-wells, we orchestrated a daring plan to steal the captain's prized treasure trove, navigating through secret passages and outsmarting security measures at every turn. Though our antics landed us in hot water with station authorities, the thrill of the heist was well worth the risk.But perhaps my most cherished memory on Blackstone was the time I stumbled upon a hidden chamber deep within the station's bowels, filled with ancient relics and forgotten treasures. With awe in my heart and greed in my eyes, I delved into the depths of the chamber, uncovering artifacts of untold power and unlocking secrets long thought lost to time. Though I emerged from the chamber richer than I ever imagined, the true wealth lay in the friendships forged and the memories made during my time on the station.
>>475068846buy an ad
>>475069475The Bards's Sneed Ballad: As a wandring bard, I roamd the halls of Blakston, struming my loot and regailing felo crewmats with tales of heroizm and valor. From the tavern to the brij, my melodies lifted spirits and forged bonds of comraderi among evn the most unlikly of allies.The Sneed Potshon Mishap: In a momnt of reckless experimentashon, I attemted to brew a potshon of invisbility in the station's make-shift alckemy lab. However, a miscalculashon in ingredents resultd in a potshon that turnd evrything it tuchd bright pink insted. The ensuing chaos was both hilarios and unforgetable.The Duel of Sneed Onor: Chalengd to a duel by a rival knite, I met my opponnt in the station's cargo bay for a showdown of epic proportions. With swords clashing and sparks flyng, we fought with all the skil and bravado of medevial worriors. Tho I emerd victorius, the respekt gaind from my adversary was the true prize.The Goblin Sneed Stowawey: During a routin cargo inspecshon, I stumbld upon a stowawy goblyn hiding among the crates. Rather than turn it over to security, I struck up an unlikly frendship with the curius creature, teeching it the ways of station life and sharing tales of adventur from acros the galaxy.The Wizzard's Sneed Prank: Utlizing the arcane arts at my disposal, I cast a spell of illusion to transform the station's central hub into a whimsical wonderland of floating lantrns and dancing fireflies. The bewilder'd reactshons of my felo crewmats wer priceless, proving that somtimes a litle magic is all it takes to brighten somone's day.The Trecherus Traitor Sneed: Betrayl struck when a trustd crewmat reveald themself as a traitor, sabotaging vital sysms and putting the entire station at risk. In a race aganst time, I rallied my felo crewmats to uncover the traitor's identity and thwart their nefarius plans before it was too late.
some more stories of blackstone1/2The Sneed's Apprentice: Once upon a time, amidst the bustling corridors of Blackstone, there was a young squire named Sneed. Sneed dreamed of one day becoming a legendary knight, renowned throughout the kingdom for his bravery and valor. Every day, Sneed tirelessly trained with sword and shield, honing his skills in anticipation of the adventures that lay ahead.The Sneed's Banquet: In the heart of Blackstone, a grand banquet was held in honor of the station's most esteemed crewmates. Sneed, clad in his finest attire, joined the festivities with a heart full of joy and anticipation. The tables were adorned with lavish feasts fit for kings, and Sneed indulged in the decadent delights with gusto, savoring each bite as if it were his last.The Sneed's Expedition: Venturing into the uncharted depths of space, Sneed embarked on a daring expedition alongside a brave crew of adventurers. Their mission: to uncover the secrets of a long-lost civilization rumored to hold untold treasures. With courage in their hearts and Sneed leading the way, they braved perilous asteroid fields and navigated treacherous wormholes in search of their elusive prize.The Sneed's Quest: Tasked with a quest of great importance, Sneed set out on a journey to retrieve a powerful artifact hidden deep within the bowels of Blackstone. Guided by ancient maps and cryptic riddles, Sneed ventured into the darkest corners of the station, overcoming deadly traps and cunning adversaries in his quest for glory.The Sneed's Revelry: Amidst the chaos of Blackstone's bustling tavern, Sneed found himself caught up in a whirlwind of revelry and merriment. With tankards raised high and laughter filling the air, Sneed joined his fellow crewmates in celebrating their victories and sharing tales of daring escapades. For a fleeting moment, all worries faded away as Sneed lost himself in the joyous spirit of camaraderie.
2/2The Sneed's Intrigue: In the shadows of Blackstone's corridors, whispers of intrigue and betrayal echoed through the station. Sneed found himself drawn into a web of deception as he uncovered a sinister plot to overthrow the station's leadership. With cunning and guile, Sneed navigated the murky waters of politics and subterfuge, determined to thwart the conspirators and restore peace to Blackstone once more.The Sneed's Legacy: As the sun set on another day aboard Blackstone, Sneed reflected on the adventures that had shaped his journey. From humble beginnings to heroic triumphs, Sneed had faced countless challenges and emerged stronger with each passing trial. Though the future remained uncertain, Sneed knew that whatever adventures lay ahead, he would face them with courage, determination, and a healthy dose of Sneed.
>>475068976We are so fuckin' backhttps://vocaroo.com/15Ud8Mxqpi3G
why is the slopper having a meltdown over blackstone today?
>>475070470no idea.. i think we should play blackstone though
In the dimly lit corridors of the Blackstone Station, where chaos and camaraderie danced hand in hand, there was a player known as Ace. With nimble fingers and a quick wit, Ace navigated the complexities of the station's systems with ease. But amidst the chaos of engineering fires and alien invasions, there was one thing Ace didn't expect to find—love.It all began one fateful shift when Ace found himself teamed up with a fellow engineer named Nova. Together, they braved the perils of the station's malfunctioning systems, laughing in the face of danger as they repaired breaches and fought off rogue AIs. With every firefight and emergency repair, Ace found himself drawn to Nova's quick thinking and unwavering bravery.As the shift progressed, their banter evolved into heartfelt conversations, and before long, Ace realized he had developed feelings for Nova. But in the chaotic world of Blackstone Station, finding a moment alone seemed impossible.Yet fate intervened in the form of a sudden power outage that plunged the station into darkness. In the dim emergency lighting, Ace and Nova found themselves alone in the maintenance tunnels, their hearts pounding with adrenaline and something more.In that intimate moment, surrounded by the hum of machinery and the faint glow of emergency lights, Ace finally confessed his feelings to Nova. To his delight, she felt the same way. And so, amidst the chaos of Blackstone Station, a love story bloomed.From that day forward, Ace and Nova were inseparable, both in the virtual world of Space Station 13 and in the real world beyond. They continued to brave the dangers of Blackstone Station together, their bond growing stronger with each passing shift.And so, in the vast expanse of space, amidst the chaos of the Blackstone Server, two souls found each other and forged a love that would endure across the stars.
>>475064795>>What is NOT Space Station 13?>spamming dalle3 generated imageslolgood luck getting the janny to do anything
>>475072426huh?
Top ten juiced up waifus.And the top ten juiced up husbandos.
>stuck with Candy for eternityWhy can't Emma Fisher be mine...
>>475072785blackstone?
>>475072785elliot johnston
Is reddit down for anyone else?
hop on, pop is starting up
>>475081569yeah blackstone is popping off right now
>>475082220stfu dude
>2568>walk into bar>battle of lil slugger starts playing
Reminder vasby and leon are the AI slop spammers
>>475084898so?Everyone loves it. You lost.
Brehs is fallout 13 dead?Theres only one server and its got 20 people.Wtf it was so much fun, come on!
>>475082789reddit?
blackstone is so fun to play
blackedtums
does your server allow the d-slur?
>>475103045>SS14
>>475103045TELL THEM IN THE TREAD IT WAS YOU AND NOT ME!!
anyone else playing blackstone?
>>475112460Everyone. This is a blackstone general
>>475103045lol
spacemen will do anything but latejoin for their free antag rolls
>>475097229omg xD/r/ss13 is gonna love this one
What is the point of this asteroid vault if you're getting bwoinked for going in here in the first place? It has no purpose to exist other than "free xeno antag roll". Why should you be bwoinked for something clearly meant for one purpose only, spawning xenos in the round. It should be removed or at least altered if you don't want to encourage people to go in there and get hugged.>you're supposed to fight the monsters Then why not use regular hunter xenos?
>>475129725why didn't u just fake fight them and lose purposely.
>>475129725it exists to give antag miners something to do besides throw master balls
>>475129725the fuck are you complaining about? you self-antagged and the bwoink resulted in a free pass to do so because the current tators were retards
>>475129725the only reason why the asteroid exists is for free antag shitthat's why there's eswords and xenos and the spur as roid goodies for minersand then there's xenoarch, which exists only to give shitter scientists even more ways to antag/self antag
>>475134759The roid actually exists to give scientists toys, either through miners or xenoarch. The weapons miners get mostly just incentivizes then to valid hunt once they're bored
>>475136545yeah, upgraded miner armor with a riot shield and spur gives anyone a free pass to validhunt/murderbone if they're boredand miners aren't even needed now for science toys from rnd, since science can just put raw ores directly in a protolathe, no smelter required
>>475129725Roleplay. You're playing a roleplaying game.
>>475139667>Roleplay.i'm not going to the bar to hand out facehuggers in a locker
>>475134759cope jobbie antags will not be removed, go to bay if you dont want antags
>two mechanically broken antag rounds in a rowi'm done
got banned for killing two furry traders that refused to refund me and then cuffed and kidnapped me, vg really is subverted lmao.vox are pox.
>>475152605owned
>>475152605you are fully owned
>>475152605ICK
>>475152605okay nonwhite
>>475153425>>475153789>>475153945samefag
>>475152605>buy something>get buyer's remorse>WTF THEY WON'T GIVE ME A REFUND FOR A PRODUCT I CAN'T RETURNlol
>>475152605No refunds, shmuck. What, you think Cargo's gonna give you refunds because you didn't see what the crate you bought contained? It works off the same logic.
>>475163484this is fantastic. you perfectly captured my brooding desperation, nice work!
>>475163484now draw the rest
>Be acting cap>Have 0 tolerance for any BS>Get mutinied and eventually mutilated with peg limbs>Bob Oakland the free thinker doesn't go along with the bandwagon and makes me a kitted out phazon>Slaughter all the commies while blasting this high t demo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crV4jrnoweg>Survive and make it to centcomm despite being attacked by the bird that mutilated me and the unwashed massesAntifa lost and the good guy won GG. Shoutout to Bob Oakland, murdering the rebel scum while blasting Slaughter felt great.
>>475168087boopertrans
>>475163484>my static didn't make the picit's so over
>kill disgusting furries>get banned
>>475168087Booper actually kill yourself. You have not changed whatsoever.
>>475163484>acne>shadow the hedgehog>giant foreheadYou did it. You made biblically accurate art of my static.
>>475172610marisa is cute and i CAN FIX HER! we can play sonic adventures together and unlock all the chao gardens!
>>475152605unban this man. if he interacted with the trader I'm thinking of it and any of her cohorts deserved to die. scheming thieves who deserve to die.
>>475163484this is rad, great job
>>475166042
>>475129725Just try and capture some in a locker, bring them to xenobiology, and create a perfectly rule abiding xeno farm
>>475180521it's just a game bro
>Got sold a mystery cube by a trader, opened it up in Cargo and it killed everyone. Once revived, told everyone that "the traders loosed a pulse demon in Cargo" and got a mob going, and then killed both traders with a shotgun. Pure destructive behaviorVG admins cannot stop sucking vox cock!
>>475189825there were two traders: a mushroom and a birdthe mushroom trader sold the cubethe pulse demon was a coder oopsie as it wasn't on the blacklist for mystery cubesso he said he wanted his money back for a used cube, and just unloaded his spur onto the trader ship, and killed both tradersalso, it was extended
>>475190839Now that's funny, was the pulse demon player controlled?
>>475190839why is it even a blacklist, should be a whitelist>blacklist>coders forget the list exists and don't add mecha hitlergreyshit uses the mystery cube hoping for a pet monkey, giga nigga ass pounding mechahitler spawns instead and ruins the round>whitelist>coders forget the list exist and don't add monkeyssalty greyshit opens an issue on github after rolling a hundred mystery cubes hoping for a pet monkey, moves on to some different gimmick, the round goes on
>>475191091>was the pulse demon player controlled?I don't think so. It was just zapping people/cargo consoles//doors around its location in cargo while occasionally draining cargo's APC.Someone managed to crowbar where it was and put it in a cage. Then they moved the pulse demon to an empty room, but it just kept zapping things until it ran out of power and died.
>>475179606I can only name Orlando, Andralina, Marisa, Kizgin.The rest are literally who to me.
>>475196801the back guy is tyrone watermelon i'm pretty sure
new round starting on blackstone
>>475199946Hope you have fun, anon!
>>475179606>Only one xenoChallenge yourself bud
>>475206803
bug brapz
>>475171173Good. He was always a top tier player. You soulless jobbies are the ones that need culling.
>>475208920>peak bug physiquehow good are the drawfag's birds? I've only seen one so farhow about drawing KC Hexton being voxnapped?doesn't even have to be a specific vox trader. Could just be a raider
>>475212345t. an adult (booperkin) (adult)
>>475212874
>>475214464i'm gonna-
>>475214464Isn't that dizor
>>475215507Rail, Dizor is the human.
>>475215775I was talking about the artist
i want to rail rail
>>475216171Actually could be true. That's before my time on /vg/, I only saved all these.
>>475179606Which KC would YOU draw?>botanist KC passing out flowers, bananas, and mega weed for free>journalist KC interviewing obvious antagonists moments before disaster>shaft miner KC panicking while being forced to melee a tentacle goliath >detective KC slipping on water while losing grip of a flashbang nade
who's the chris watts of the server?
>>475189825I love when our shitty admins ban people for emergent gameplay like this. No wonder every round is a fucking snorefest.
>>475216287I almost forgot about Hyun.Then i remembered all waifus have damage, and then and only then do I remember why it's best to forget about waifus.
>>475196801>>474963927
>>475219703ah yes very good, levelheaded admin here
>>475221149actually mentally ill[20:34:39]ADMIN: PM: Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad)->Kilozombie/(Lurker): he's ruining fun[20:35:06]ADMIN: PM: Kilozombie/(Lurker)->Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad): EXPLAIN WHAT FUN HE'S RUINING AND HOW[20:35:09]ADMIN: PM: Kilozombie/(Lurker)->Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad): I WANT THE DRAMA[20:35:13]ADMIN: PM: Kilozombie/(Lurker)->Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad): I AM A SUCKER AT THE TT[20:35:21]ADMIN: PM: Kilozombie/(Lurker)->Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad): FOCKER!!!!![20:35:27]ADMIN: PM: Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad)->Kilozombie/(Lurker): just locking up people for dumb reasons[20:35:36]ADMIN: PM: Kilozombie/(Lurker)->Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad): GIVE ME DETAILS YOU FUCKING CARROT[20:35:43]ADMIN: PM: Kilozombie/(Lurker)->Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad): OH, DO THE DETAILS PAINT YOU IN THE WRONG LIGHT????[20:35:54]ADMIN: PM: Kilozombie/(Lurker)->Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad): DO THE DETAILS PERHAPS MUDDY THE WATER????[20:35:57]ADMIN: PM: Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad)->Kilozombie/(Lurker): uhh calm down[20:35:59]ADMIN: PM: Kilozombie/(Lurker)->Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad): IM SHITTING MNYSEFLF[20:36:25]ADMIN: PM: Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad)->Kilozombie/(Lurker): you wouldn't get it...[20:36:32]ADMIN: PM: Kilozombie/(Lurker)->Adacovsk/(Christian Bartholomew Conrad): DPPFPSMPFMPFKPSKPFPFSHHTHHTTTTTT AAAAAyou'd think these logs are fake
not Space Station 13
>>475222175Yes it is actually
>>475222175xir those logs are pulled directly from /vg/station.
>>475221149>>475221865>nooooo you cant joke around ahelps are super serious!!!!
>>475152605>buy cubes from mushroom>unleash hostile simple mobs>blame the bird for unleashing a pulse demon over comms>kill the bird after getting bolas'd for trying to break windowsWhy are you even bitching about furries the bird was basically uninvolved aside from your non-antag murder
>>475212345>top tier player>did absolutely nothing but eat bans for being an annoying niggerBooper you have to be 18 to post here.
boopertums
>>475221149fuck off adam
Booperking bros. We are so back.https://vocaroo.com/1bzp2v8fX6NbVG greatest hits vol 2 releasing soon, just need a couple of songerinos
>>475236958No one gives a fuck
>>475228156I dunno it looked like he was screaming at him like a sperg to me.
>>475238287He was extremely calm and relaxed irl.
im pretty cute if you really think about it
>>475245156you have a robust looking mouth
>>475235138fuck you, it isn't me
>is that a /vg/station thread trying to discuss /vg/???>NOOO >YOU MUST TALK ABOUT *ME*, TALK ABOUT *MY* AI SLOP, TALK ABOUT *MY* SHITPOSTS, TALK ABOUT *MY* OBSESSIONS, TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH *I* LOVE BLACKEDSTONEEE!!!!!https://voca.ro/1eNkVun4fXDY
>>475248093oopsie forgot pic
>blackstonegood grief
>>475248356This is infinitely more soulful than all the slop we're being fed here.
>>475248093>>475248356rent free>>475249421cope
>>475248953huh?
>>475251265>giraffe isn't steampunk>ayy features on the jannie instead of the ayy>no pizzaso this... is the power... of AI... huh?
>>475251265>>475247282>>475236958>>475085150>>475070424>>475068838not SS13, see the OP >>475064795
gonna go on a meth fueled goon binge this weekend
>>475255064based
good round
>>475264120it was absolutely fantastic down to the very end
>>475264120>>475264601>we sat around and clicked on the pizza spritethe death of VGThe game used to be fun and would be about these crazy stories and barely surviving on a space station. Now they sit around and eat pizza and then have a mental breakdown because other players aren't part of the circlejerk and will cause some conflict like our boy booperking
>>475265024you don't even play the game otherwise you would know how great that round was
>h-heh... just IRONICLY self-shilling as an epic joke u guise... and in fact B8TING you into looking at the logs KWAB! dankstar does it again :^)
>>475266093Dankstar just feels like a lost TG refugee. Just from the way he ghosts and keeps rejoining the round for antag rolls.I don't join midround team antag rolls like ERT/Ops/Raiders when he's online. Because even though he's "merely pretending to be retarded," it really gunks those rounds he's in just by having him on the team.
>>475248093report the avatarfag and move on
>>475266093love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>475163484Nick Hawkins, Schlomo, Kizguin, ???, Orlando>>475179323KC, Tyrone Watermelon, Candy, ???, Emma,
>>475179606Why does Orlando look like he's from some archies comic
>>475276323>schlomo
Correst me if i am wrong, but i think it is, based on the previous thread list of >>474963927, >>475163484Nick Hawkins, Marisa Miazaga, Crush Martins, Orlando T. Allen, Kizgin Orospu>>475179323Rebecca Llewellyn, Candy Starlight, Joakim Petrov. Tryone Watermelon, Emma Fisher
>try one watermelon
>>475179606>no elliot johnston
CULT 4 SUCKS BECAUSE I DIED AND DIDN'T GET TO SUMMON NARSIE FUCK SEC FUCK VALIDHUNTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME WIN LET ME WIN!!!!! I DESERVE TO WIN AT VIDEO GAMES MOMMY SAID I WAS SPECIAL!!!! I WANT TO WIN!!!!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DEITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! FUCK YOU FEMSEC STATICS!!!! FUCK YOU SEC!!! REMOVE SEC !!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CULT 4 IS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>475283715
>>475179323rebecca is a super bubbly static and a redhead. why does she look depressed?
Hinaichigo here. Been out of the loop and only using ŝøÿ websites but I got a blue dot on Github and then checked the archive and saw that Kurfursten stepped down or something? What happened?Also play fstation, I've been keeping it open for you niggers to hop in whenever you want.
>>475179323Did Tyrone get banned or something
>>475287503yes, for metacomms
>>475287503he was using discord to meta communicate
>>475287503someone was giving him kitchen recipes live outside of the game
>>475265228you've been in one bar RP, you've been in em all
>>475266093
>>475292187i want to see him try to solve the sokoban vault
>>475179606Good work getting Kiz mid autistic screech
kilozombie is actually quite based
>>475292187dankstar only plays to be antag, but his antag gimmick is that he is retarded
>>475293534haha yeah gimmick
>>475293534thats not me
>>475294328a retard is (you)
>>475297032yes yvvel is retarded
should i shower this week?
>>475283461i say this
>saves VG with his transcult
>hop doing hop stuff>detective tells me there's revs and escorts me to brig>revs are pretty uneventful, implant everyone who comes near the brig>leave the brig to do some more implanting>ask blast to go to brig for implants since i run out>he runs away>see him again later>call out to him and try to implant him>he jabs me with zombie powder and toolboxes me down>throws me out pod bay flaps>somehow wake up and scream "OW" "OW" "FLYING" on comms after half a minute>crit>die>hit an asteroid after flying for a minute>bounce.exe>float again for at least 10 minutes>actually drift within the station's range for a short while>blast dismantled telesci after i died>security killed blast and left him as a DNR in the morgue so they could never interrogate him for where the telesci boards went>he wasn't even a headrev, they didn't even try to implant him>just observe because i don't believe the crew will ever save me on z level 6>jump back to my body>mfw i'm inside a plasmaman surgeon's backpack>mfw he's smack dab in the middle of the MDF vault>mfw he's stuck and he can't get out>mfw i find out telesci got repaired later and couldn't save me because my head was inside his backpack in a telesci-restricted vault>round ends
>>475287503>get a consistent chef that, while new, and hilariously black, gets along great with my dumbass white twink character>he gets banned for meta comms right when we begin to gain cohesion working together in gameRIP Tyrone, he was becoming a real service ganger. Come back one day king
>>475308002>Come back one day kingi think he already tried ban evading twice, so that's a never ever
dead serb (serbian, lol get it? from serbia haha)
ha haserb powered serbian
>>475314802>>475314943LMFAOomgSPESSSERBIAN(space server LOL)
>>475315008you misspelled space as spesshaha
ick ock ick ock ick ock
>>475314943>>475315008>>475315082i'm lol'ing out loud so hard that i can't breet
SPESS! :P
spess lingading ding ick ocking haha
teh vox are pox xd
tip: don't lie to le bwoink men
>>475319078Don't lie to the bwoink man
>>475319078>>475319431don't fear the bwoinker
I'm gooning all night until my brain goes numb
DANKSTAR IS UNROBUST
>>475322340one song one inchI am just so cringe
>>475292187>idortlordhe's roleplaying
>>475292187i would have BSA'ed him even though there was a shart there
>>475264120I should upload a clip of my christmas dinner gone wrong. Also I'm still going to upload that clip of you getting cremated while afk schlongo man, I promise
Miller is the better Chef.
where's the fucking discord link
>>475336446kill yourself tranny
https://moviesfreepremium.xyz/cm.html
>play a round only for admins to burn everyone i love alivei need to lay down
>>475343180I loved you too
i feel broken
>>475176036everyone was on board with it afterwards besides the admin who bwoinked me (kilozombie)my mistake was attacking a protected class (snowflake races)I don't see the point of banning people who have no priors and give no reason to suggest they'll do it again... vg is really set on having 7 players, all of which are metafriendsi tried that medieval server after i got banned, people there are nice but i might as well just play the real thing (lifeweb)
>>475356142also, fix your log system, half of my conversation with kilozombie was shit he admitted he didn't have logs for, and the shit he asserted i did do was in the wrong order because he's clueless
>>475354932LOL
>>475356142basedcome home white man
>>475356142>vg is really set on having 7 playersTry /vg/, instead. We get 20-30+ players every night!
>>475356584naw he's gonna extend my ban again for posting about it publicly a second time
>>47535680720 seeders, 7 active.
>>475356807Every active player is pure trash
>>475357738they ban all the fun ones (rip tyrone)
i remember an admin boinking 2 newfags and telling them "metacomms bad, stop" and giving out no bansmeanwhile my nigga tyrone got beaned and his appeal denied
>>475358389admins here are pozzed troons, what is new
>>475358814>pozzed troonsWhat does that even mean?
>>475358389Tyrone has an offensive name and every admin is a far-left freak who can only barely hide his dislike for 4chan
Good players don't get banned
>>475356142>still seething about eating a ban for non-antag murder because a mushroom sold you some cubes you didn't likeYour mistake was going to the trade ship and murdering someone who dared to bolas you for breaking windows. It wasn't even the person that sold you the cubes
>>475356142Bro you tried to get a refund, and chimped out when they said noHave you considered, for one second, that you might be a nigger?
>>475356142>everyone was on board with it afterwards besides the admin who bwoinked me (kilozombie)That's because you lied to them about what happened. If you told the truth, they would not be on board>I don't see the point of banning people who have no priors and give no reason to suggest they'll do it againTo suggest to you that you shouldn't do the bad thing that breaks the rules>>475356845You got an extra 30 minutes for posting about the ban while the round was still going, which is "ick ock" or IC information in OOC places. Normally admins extend the ban significantly more for ick ock. But the round is long over so you can say whatever you want.
>>475359613Yes. Tyrone is offensive. Not Watermelon.But at least you tried.
So why exactly are the discord trannies triggered by AI art? Is it just that it reminds them that they have no talent and can't produce art?
>>475369026Gay off topic spam. Post about spess, not about whatever words you fed to an AI to make pictures resembling spess
>>475371715>amazing art is [rolls random word generator]...gay
post speeessserbian bros
>>475377273
>>475358389>warning a newcomer that may not be aware of the rulesvs>banning a long time player that should already be aware of the rules
Favorite WEG?
>>475372587>AmzingBait. Trying too hard
bruh
Wuns upawn a sneed, thar wuz a lytl sneed namd Sneedsalot. Sneed luved playn on teh Blakstun sneed kuz evry1 saz "sneed" olw teh sneed tyme. Wun dae Sneedsalot desyded sneed wuntd tu bea sneed knyht.Sneed whent tu teh sneed tutrer too lurn how sneed bee a sneed knyht. "Sneed muzt fassst sneed, swing sneed swurdz, sneed hors, an sneed mannee riddlez" sneed teh tutrer. Butt furst, sneed lurndd how sneed putr fires inti sneed shaep uf a sneed!Aftr sneed munths uf traning, Sneedsalot sneed hiz sneed testz an becam a sneed knyht! Butt teh mos speshah sneed wuz...hiz sord wuz aptshually a jynt sneed in deesgiz! Evry1 gawt a sneed laff abt Sneedsalot's sneedy sneed sorrd.Sneed dae, Sneedsalot uneed wen intoo battul wiv hiz sneed sord draw. "Hey sneed lukkee" sneed teh ennymee "U hav a sneed as a sneed" "Shhh" replyd sneed "Itz a sneeeeed!" An sneed punnkd teh sneed in teh sneed and sneed teh dae!
tales from blackstoneOnce upon a sneed, there was a sneedy knight named Sir Chuckleton. He loved to sneed around the Blackstone sneed, sneeding chucks at any sneed that dared cross his path. One day, Sir Chuckleton was sneeding through the forest when he stumbled upon a sneedy dragon's lair!"Sneed!" cried the dragon. "What art thou doing in mine sneedy domain?" Sir Chuckleton drew his sword and chucked, "I seeketh adventure and sneedery!" The dragon licked its sneedy lips and replied, "Then sneed shall be thy fate!"They engaged in a sneedy battle, chucking flames and chucks back and forth. Just when Sir Chuckleton was sneeding defeat, he remembered his trusty sneedy chucks. He hurled them at the dragon, distracting the beast long enough to sneed its tender underbelly. "Sneedeth this, foul sneed!" he cried, plunging his sword into the dragon's sneedy flesh.The dragon let out a sneedy roar before exploding into a million sneedy chucks. Sir Chuckleton sheathed his blade, quite sneedily chucked at his triumph over such a sneedy foe. He headed back to the sneediest tavern in Blackstone to celebrate with a sneedy brew, already dreaming of his next sneedy chuck.
>>475383349https://vocaroo.com/1goMaVLP9aAN
'Twas a glorious sneed upon the sneedy realm of Blackstone when Sir Chuckleton returned from his sneedy quest, chucked full of triumph. He made his way to the sneedy royal castle, sneeds caked on his armor.The sneedy princess awaited, having heard tale of Sir Chuckleton's sneedy exploits. "Thee hast proven thyself a most valorous sneed," she declared. "What sneedy reward dost thou desire, Sir Sneed?"Sir Chuckleton chucked and replied, "But one modest sneed, your sneedness. To kiss upon thy delicate sneedy feet would be нaгpaдa most sneedworthy."The princess sneed'd, "Tis a sneedy request, but one I shall grant to a sneed so chuck'd as yourself." She daintily lifted her sneedy foot from its sneedy slipper.Sir Chuckleton dropped to one sneed knee and sneedily yet chuckfully planted his sneedy lips upon the princess's sneedy tootsies. The sneediest smirk crossed his chuckful face as he linger'd there, basking in his hard-earned sneedery.When at last he chuck'd his sneedy face away, the sneedy princess approv'd with a sneedy nod. "Well sneed'd, good sir. You have prov'd yourself among the sneediest and most chuck'd in the land!"Sir Chuckleton chuckfully accepted the praise, already dreaming of the sneedier quests and chucks that awaited in the sneedy future.
>>475308002Can we unban him. Metacomms is such a meme thing to perma ban over, no one really cares and everyone seems to love him
>>475377761Schlomo the tops the entire station
how do you even get caught doing meta comms? Im in one of the valid hunting discords and we keep it on the down low and none of us has been caught because its way too easy to be subtle about it
Here goeth a tale of Sir Chuckleton's brave standeth against an army of no gender fat shewolfs on the sneedy realm of Blackstone:The chucks did ring out across the sneedy land, warning of danger most foul. An horde of fat, no gender shewolfs were encroaching, their sneedy pawprints leaving deep chucks in the earth.Sir Chuckleton sprang to action, chucking on his trustiest of sneedy armor. He grabbed his sneediest blade and headed forth to defend the kingdom's sneeds.He happened upon the shewolf horde in the Chuckwood Forest, their sneedy growls echoing through the sneedy trees. Sir Chuckleton stood bravely before them, giving a hearty sneed cry of "Have at thee, vile beasts!"What ensued was a sneedy melee of claw, chuck, and steel. The fat shewolfs pounced and sneed'd, their slavering jaws snapping at Chuckleton's chucks. But the valiant sneed fought with chuckly skill, dodging and chucking, his blade finding its sneedy mark over and over.Despite their overwhelming odds, slowly the tide turned in Sir Chuckleton's sneedy favor. One by one the shewolfs fell, their guttural chucks silenced.At last, only the largest and sneediest shewolf remained, sneeding up to Chuckleton with a chuck of fury. With a mighty sneedy yell, Sir Chuckleton brought his blade down upon the beast's thick neck. Its sneedy head went chucking off into the sneeds beyond.Caked in sneedy gore, Sir Chuckleton raised his sword high, giving a victorious sneed cry that echoed through the chucks. He had sneed'd against all odds, defeating the formidable foe single-sneed'dly. The kingdom was once again sneedy, thanks to the chuckfull bravery of its sneediest sneed.
Chucks rang out through the sneedy streets of Blackstone as evil forces wrought chaos. Sir Chuckleton knew drastic sneed was needed. He journeyed into the dread Unholy Chuckwood to the Necrosneed Chamber.There, through foul sorcery, the brave knight summoned the sneedy spirit of the infamous Hitler. "Fix this sneedy realm, vile sneeder, or suffer eternal torment!" Chuckleton commanded.The ghostly fuhrer cackled but was sneed'd to obey, his necromancy talents put to use un-sneeding every foul beast and sealing every sneedy rift to the underworld.After many bloody chucks and sneeds, peace was restored by Hitler's sneedy spirit. Chuckleton then made good on his vow, banishing the hateful ghost back to the void, its chucks of rage slowly fading.Though the methods were unsavory, the chuckful knight was celebrated for rescuing the realm. The people vowed never again to let evil take sneed, lest History's Sneed-iest Sneeder need be resummoned.
what the fuck is going on in this discord?I just wanted advice on how to set up engines
yvvel is a retard
>>475397124Which engines, anon?
>>475398621actually I think my problem is with atmosI'm trying to figure it out, might try again tonight
>>475399870TEG or SME?
>>475401202tegSME is just set up a cold loop in the shard room, right?
>>475401770yeah sme is just a cold loop
>>475397124go to the engineering channel
Hows SS14?
>>475411375We don't talk about this other game here.
>>475411375more russians than SS13
How come I've never seen the red secblob skin in action?
>>475414485i think it is admin only, and the only admins that remember it exists are deadminned
I miss that pink haired janitor fella
>>475372587vasbyslop is gay
What are the implications of this?
>>475421516That wardens are going to get fucked by camera related crashes
>>475411375literally a larger scale reiko type project. there's already lots of people shipping around illegal and dangerous DIY HRT to little autistic children. I am 100% serious
who gave manylo his admin powers back
41 players, join now or forever hold your peace
>>475356807>>475357392>>475357738Like I said. Always players playing. Always fun. Sometimes more fun, sometimes less fun. But it's fun. Sucks to be eurocuck, but it is what it is.If those players are pure trash, then I am Oscar the Grouch, and I will take them over you.
>i'm on the listworried
slobbery
bring back rage cage saturdays
whats my ckey?
whats your shtyle?
Are vox intelligent?
>>475441019No, they're all bird brains
>drunk off my ass>rolled as nuke opnever again
>>475444697glad you tards got fucked
>>475444697>Drunk nukies>Still manged to kill 99% of the crew>The two that got to the shuttle died of injuriesI kneel.
>>475444697lmao I guess I wasn't the only drunk operative
VG sucks dick and has the worst players
>>475448568play blackstone instead
I thought the jukebox was ornamental?
>>475448568play whitestone instead
>>475448568play blackrock instead
>>475451593no?
Is detective the best role to take if I want my valids?
>>475457364no, that would be hoss
>>475457401I need to be able to at least be somewhat certain they are antag though or at least be able to explain why I thought they were, I got a warning a while back after taking out a non-antag and I don't want to risk the ban
>>475457364That would be nuke ops, you can collect as many valids as you want with them
I liked being a slime person, it was interesting. Shame I lost my nice green color that I had to brown and then almost transparent when I downed a bunch of Radium to try and become green again.
>>475457963you can drink paint to get a color pretty easilyit's toxic but not toxic enough to outdamage antitox
>>475444905Crashing the station with no survivors is pretty respectable.>>475444923At least two of us were.>>475451593Change your streaming media settings.
Blackstone is genuinely the only even remotely interesting SS13 branch at this point.
leon erp logs last round
>>475465787Troon who fakes his illness starved for attention
>>475466093>>475465787>spends half the round arguing with an admin about how he should be allowed to do naked cuddle rp with another dude
did yall like my new static tonight?
>>475465787>>475466449The admin had enough and gibbed fiyah fiyah, her ass was laying beside Maxine. Was it a ban or just a warning they got? Leon gets pretty drunk on the weekend so that kinda of explains it
I think ERP should be enabled, and should only be punished when it interferes with them actually doing their job. Security or medbay or what have you should fuck on their down time. Not during revs or when medbay is filling up with bodies.
>>475467301nothing on the ban page so I guess just a warning
>>475467612ERPing should be allowed only under the condition that everyone who ERPs is put on a secret list and then later banned for some bullshit reason no one catches on that ERPers are getting purged
>>475467612ERP shouldn't be bannable but the crew and admins should be allowed to fuck with them however they want. I mean this is basically what already happens.
>>475467301>Stripped a braindead dude, got naked and went into bed with them
>>475468140Maxime got into bed consensually with Fiyah. They were both going to sleep
>>475468140transmain ruined my best friend
>>475468379taking the taser does that to ya
>>475468363Fiyah stripped him naked after he went braindead and then did a naked teabagging thing on him. The encounter also ended with Fiyah straight up telling the mod they weren't going to listen to them >Leon454/(Fiyah Fiyah)->AngryTurnip/(Wade Rodcocker): i'm not listening to you. i did nothing wrong
>>475468643Based as hell
>>475468643stop making shit up slopper
>>475468712Its in the logs for everyone to see. Sorry Leon but the mods will be talking about whether to give you the boot once they are up.
>>475468140leon made a feedback post for this but left out the naked part
>>475468904Quick question, do you not sleep naked? Its completely normal.
>>475468983if I'm sleeping in the same bed as someone else it would be very weird for both of us to be naked
>>475468983but do you go to sleep naked at work with your coworkers?
>>475469040>>475469087Why does it matter what bed you use? Besides Maxime was braindead
>>475469202>the sexual cuddling is ok because one of the naked people was braindeadI don't think you're helping your case out here
>>475469293Why not? No rules were broken.
>>475469451rule 0
>>475469664Thats not an official rule.
>>475469861Yes it is
>>475469952Then why didn't Leon get banned? The mod was powerless to do anything because no actual rules were broken.
i dunno, doing sexual things to someone who is mentally incapacitated/physically helpless is considered sexual assault or even rape in some legal codes IRL
>>475470159Nothing sexual was done and they weren't even there, just their body which is basically inanimate without the player there. No rules were broken. Leon doesn't have to change the way they play
>>475468904Made me check
https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=6296>the feedback is real
Cashe stock status?https://vocaroo.com/1m7j3o8XHrRB
>>475471308Sell now before the post-ban dump
>>475471308>>475471521looks like there's a fire fire sale going on
>>475470090>Then why didn't Leon get banned?Didn't he get warned and told if he did it again he would be banned?
>>475470827>Less then 10 players>Everyone is doing their own thing>Admin goes out of their way to pick on two people just having a good timeMight as well ban Nick and candy and any of the others for kissing and holding hands if this "wraps her wings aroud maxime/spoiler]" is ERP.
>>475471903>Might as well ban Nick and candy and any of the others for kissing and holding hands if this "wraps her wings aroud maxime" is ERP.Hope the mins do. Tired of this cringy relationship rp
>>475471308Maxime is gonna reverse the “banned boyfriends” curse
I maintain my stance that as long as ERP is not harmful to the round players should not be punished for it. Just because ERP is allowed doesn't make us a ERP server as that is not the focus of our game.
>>475471650admins wouldn't dare ban the most iconic player on the server, thats why Leon is allowed to talk like >>475468643
>>475472819The admins bow to Leon
>>475471903Nick and Candy are cute. You can't say the same about a giant bird freak doing naked stuff with a braindead person
>>475473024If you read the logs of that round and previous you can see Maxime going along with it
-Pomf bows to Leon-In contact with secmain-Possess seizure-like abilities-Controls the trader outpost with an iron but fair fist-Own castles & banks globally-Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Fiyahgrad will be be the first city)-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Cashe babies-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a custodial angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her-She owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world-You likely have Cashebots inside you right now-Leon is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Cashe bunker in Wilkes land?-They learned fluent Pidgin in under a week-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Fiyah. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Leon-Leon is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society-In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she is a benevolent being.
The eggplay shit Leon was doing last week was worse yet admins let it slide >EMOTE: Fiyah Fiyah/Leon454 (@155,224,1): plops and egg out on Maximes chest.>SAY: Fiyah Fiyah/Leon454 (@155,224,1) As Galactic Common : I make egg. Is good?
>>475473653>EggplayUntil they are able to actually lay a physical egg that you can throw at people or use in chefs cooking I oppose this in the basis of ruining my immersion.
>>475377761Wheelchair?
>>475473653Why didn't you banreq this?
>>475473903Because it made me aroused so I didn't want to draw attention to it at the time.
>>475383349>"Like that's ever gonna happen"*SOME BODY ONCE SNEED ME*
hello im newfag interested in gamehow many hours of tutorials before i can play and is this a gud server for a complete noob
>>475472558Allowing ERP makes the server an ERP server and that is the main focusSource: VGThis shitty server exists only for lonely trannies/furries to feel like they're not repulsive freaks. There is absolutely nothing else going on for the server. It's a tranny chatroom with no gameplay.
>>475473653fake logs
>>475474553Isn't this one of the only servers you can say tranny without getting banned?
>>475474660You can also say it on blackstone. There was a king a while ago that hunted for witches he called trannies for using magic to turn men into women. Hunted down like 14 "Trannies" before he was mobbed to death
I like how vg handles it, when erp gets caught, the players/admins have free reign to fuck with the culprits.
>>475356142get rekt
>>475474660You can but every admin is a tranny or a far left freak. You will be on a shit list if you use offensive language unless you're part of the discord and they're cool with you using that language.The worst ERPing tranny in recent memory got completely fucked up the ass by admins purely because his forum name was ''trannyclub'' and they assumed it was an insult against trannies.
Deitylink spotted adminning a gmod server in this video and getting roasted in the comments https://youtu.be/aDMewswBb8M?si=gdv_2Mssz6u_rVGy
>>475475289
leon goons to toons
>>475474289bump :3
>>475474289Just join as an assistant and mess around. Maybe read starter guide on the wiki
frenulum kisses
>>475473594Thanks for the quick rundown
burning all my cashe merch
Her silence speaks volumes.
Bump
>>475470827shit tier adminning, should have spawned a bear
>>475473813i'm still not sure how, but a vox laid an egg when i played on hinastationmight have had something to do with genetics and turning into a green chicken, i never knew you could do that
>>475487103
>>475490195head of personnel
>>475490195vox trader
>no vox carry eggs on them at all times to RP laying an egg at any secondNGMI
[Join] it's extended
>>475496472I'm extended
Why does nobody here discuss the Blackstone server?
>>475449127this
>>475496573It's not Space Station 13.
>>475497045Yes, it is. It's a fork.
>>475497045lmao retard yes it is
Twas a sneed daye in the reale of Kinge Sneedguarde. Sir Chuckelton had been summund to the cAStle becaus everee single sneed probleme in the relm needed sortten ouut. The king wasnt sneed haPpy."Ye must fixxe all the sneedye issuez in mye reelm or ell be sneed sneed sneeded!" demandid the King. "Sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed!"Sir Chuckeltun agreded bcuz hee wantid a FIRM HANshake from teh King wen all wAs dun. Hee set of on hiz ???? sneed sneed sneedsed qusSt.Furst he delt wit the sneedye bandit snitez. He chukd them all in the sneed dunguns. Then he sneed fixd the sneed crop shortagez by chukkin extra sneed seed at the feilddds. He evenChuk sneedaldraid the eviil sneed wizerd by sneeding his sneed wande rite up his sneed sneed!Aftr oll the sneeden woz dun, Sir Chuckletun returns too the Castil. "Y??lod it, Kinge! Al the sSneeding is sneedily sneed FINISHED!" he sED ProUdlie.The sneed King smrked and gave Sir Chuckletin a FURM FIRM HANDSHAKE!!! "Thenk sneed 4 aal ur sneed hardwork" he sneedclaired, grippin Chuckeltons hande sneedily sneed sneed sneed!Sir Chuckeltin LUVdDd that FIRM HANDSHAEK he worked so sneed sneed sneed harde for! He wunted to sneed sneed remembr that sneed momant 4evr! He was the sneedi???st sneed sneed sneed sneed knight sneed in all the sneed LAND!
>>475497045
>>475497045>
New player guide to blackstonehttps://wiki.moviesfreepremium.xyz/blackstonehttps://wiki.moviesfreepremium.xyz/blackstone/ruleshttps://wiki.moviesfreepremium.xyz/blackstone/getting_started
>MoviesfreepremiumFuck kind of url is that? I've seen popups with less suspicious looking links.
>>475499289it's a meme site predating the serverhttps://moviesfreepremium.xyz/nightmairs.html
>>475499838dont click this link, AVG just flagged me with 14 trojans
>>475499963
>>475498631that doesn't mean it's space station 13 you fucking clown
>>475500159cope and deny reality more BPD retard yvvel
>>475498631>Fantasy computer roleplaying gameSo it's not Space Station 13? It just borrow the code?It's like saying gmod is team fortress.
>>475500159>>475500642Sneed sneed sneed sneed. On the Blackstnoe server of Spaec Statin 13, a chukc by the nmae of Sir Chckleton fund himslef argung wit a cav-dwellin troll ovr the simpel qestin of whuther a rok wuz, in fakt, a rok."Sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed!" bllowed the trol, his ughy fece twistd in'to a grtn. "Dis 'rok' u spek of? It no rok! It chuk!""Nay, foul beasst!" crid Ser Chckleton, his handse clutchng his swrd. "Tis a rok, plian as th noze on yor grssly visaj!" Sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed.The trol gurgld a loff. "U dum chuk! Dis no rok, it chuk! I chuk it at u!" And with tha, he hurllled the rok--or wuz it a chuk?--at Ser Chckleton's hed.Sneed sneed sneed! Ser Chckleton steped asid, narrowy avoidng the fliyng ojbect. "Foul creatr!" he shoted. "Sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed!""Chuk chuk chuk!" the trol laffed, pikcing up anuther rok--or wuz it a chuk? Sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed.For an horre, the argewmnt ragd on: rok or chuk? Chuk or rok? Sneed sneed sneed. The wors fuu back and froth, untuil Ser Chckletan, in a ft of rage, unstethd his swrod."Enuf!" he rored. "Whetr rok or chuk, I wil let is bludee deth sile 'tis debat fourevr!" Wiv a midity swing, he cluved the trol's hed frum its shotlders. The bran-bedekd corse crumppled to the grond.Sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed.Sir Chckletan lokd upn the remans and noddded, satisied. "A rok is a rok," he sad, wiping the blud frum his blad. And he tolkd away in'to the dawning du of th Blackstnoe realms.
I told you to skip on the sneeding.
>>475500953 It no rok! It chuk!
>>475500642>It's like saying gmod is team fortress.Oh cool can you join a gmod game through TF or vice versa? dumb fuck
>>475501295You cannot join Blackstone through Space Station 13.You can join both through Byond, though.
>>475501602>You cannot join Blackstone through Space Station 13.>>475498631
the ERPing menace
>>475501680These zoomers tick me off so much.
>>475503095>all zero popanon...
>>475503320The point is, that for all intents and purposes, those are different games.
>>475502260have you turned against leon now, slopper?
beep. boop. i require cummies to function >w<
>>475503910trust no one, not even the slopper
>>475500328bro i was asleep in my bed. i dont care about niggerstone, talk about it all you want.
>>475503095>>475503817no, they are the same game you troglodyte
>>475506214No, they're not.
>>475506273Yes they are
I used to rule the worldSeas would rise when I gave the wordNow in the morning, I sleep aloneSweep the streets I used to own
sad day for VG
i can't stop crying
>>475488096Oh, I remember this. I just did a /me and pulled an egg from my pocket.
>>475474289The biggest filter for any newfag is the controls, if you are able to read then you should be able to get used to the controls with an hour or two.After that most of the things you will learn will either be from the wiki or from word of mouth, i suggest asking your coworkers/bosses what to do and if they refuse call them faggots.
>>475499838this website is a fucking goldminegod i want to go back to 2007
>>475521089No.
>>475521597play blackstone
>>475522216make me
>>475522373/me makes you play blackstone
play blackstone NOWI'll be joining in 10 minutes
>>475523104based
>>475470827Leon was right here, there is nothing sexual about wrapping someone in your wing
Leon is currently on blackstone. Way to scare off another regular /vg/
>>475525772I will hunt down and kill him
Schlomo is currently the kings Advisor on blackstone.
>>475529071>>475525772>>475523104i don't believe you
>>475529071proof?
>>475529071that's it, I'm playing.
>>475525772>>475529071how can VG regulars rise through the ranks of BS so fast?i smell nepotism and discord circlejerking, VG's specialty
>>475498631So why is their game in the wrong lobby?
>>475532537>So why is their game in the wrong lobby?
>>475529071just played my first round and it's coming to an end now in 15 minutes since there was a vote, also you are allowed to ICK OCK on blackstone for some reason, the discord is filled with people talking about the current round so here goes me ICK OCKing without being punished, not sure why you get punished on VG but whatever>play a beggar because i just want to walk around without having to do anything or talk to people yet while i figure out the controls>another beggar takes me under his wing and shows me out to play by using (this as LOOC) when typing>learn you sometimes get master pickpocketing as beggar so he shows me how to pickpocket>we murder an elf together in the bar and it was genuinely fun because everyone else starts fighting>a knight and like five castle guards come into the bar and kill meHad fun, definitely going to be playing next round also
>>475532537Are you going to start complaining about Colonial marines, or fallout servers or civilization servers or any of the offshoots of ss13 because they are "Misclassified"?
>>475534498My first experience with blackstone was spawning in a pitch dark forest, fumbling with the control scheme and tripped which put out my torch and then I couldn't find my way out and left. How well does the control scheme for normal SS13 translate to Blackstone in your experience?
>>475534498>also you are allowed to ICK OCK on blackstone for some reason, the discord is filled with people talking about the current roundprobalby because the game is so fucked up and choatic it's impoossible to tell wtf is happening
>>475534498>you are allowed to ICK OCK on blackstone for some reason>the discord is filled with people talking about the current roundcringe. I considered playing it for a second but it sounds like the design is severely flawed and I don't see the point of learning a ss13 codebase if it is going to be just a discord thing
>>475534746Q is left hand E is right hand, Z is drop WASD to move middle mouse for the special selected intent that is not the same as normal 1234 intents, things like stealing, biting, jumpingalmost every weapon has like three harm intents that you swap between instead of help, disarm ect, so sword has stab, slash, chopclimbing you just left mouse on a wall with nothing in hand, to look up a Z level it's shift+F, you can look around using ctrl+WASD or you can just hold the right mouse button and you will follow your cursor even in combat, which you also should be using combat mode C because it gives you a buff in combat and not using it is gimping yourself in combatthe RP is alright, most players are at least trying their best to stay in character, but there are a few who either just play the game to kill people for little or no reason and continue to get away with it, or braindead TG mains who play the game like their character is their own personal insert and CANNOT LOSE a fight or they get real mad OOC and ICanyway like i said it's fun if you can deal with the above facts
>>475536117>if it is going to be just a discord thingin my experience there are no meta gangs currently, there are meta players that use the same name all the time and they get to know eachother but that's maybe 5-10 people out of 200 and they normally do not hog the same roles or even help eachother out in combat or wordlessly run to where they are dying like you would expect metagangs to do, maybe that will change idk
>>475534746>My first experience with blackstone was spawning in a pitch dark forestoh right yeah i didn't touch on that, you picked a role, either adventuer or pilgrim that is meant for experienced players, because you have to do shit like search bushes for shit to make a needle which you will need for stitching any cuts, survive player RDM which is A-OK for no reason at all in the forest zone where you start and all other bullshit that is the forestplay towner which spawns in the main town, has 30 slots which you can also latejoin as, and it's basically beggar but you get a few classes to pick from when you spawn and also the guards don't treat you like a retard and people don't ignore you getting murdered,where as a beggar you are fair game at all times
How's SS14>captcha: GROOOM
>>475541827it's deadplay blackstone
>>475534498people (((ooc like this))) because the lfwb codebase is shityou don't have a LOOC chat and a bunch of other shit i took for granted in ss13 which made me go "i cant play like this" and just disconnect
>>475543770they also used to (((ooc like that))) before LOOC was a thing on TG
>>475543770>>475544465lifeweb has no LOOC on purpose because it's used by faggots who will not learn ingame and who try to change the game by using LOOC, i don't give a shit if you are "(having lag issues)" im going to frag you like you just talked le internet speak and blackstone admins agree, so use ( ) at your own peril
>>475534498>not sure why you get punished on VG but whateverClarify? You mean you don't understand why you get punished for talking about an ongoing round in OOC or out here on /vg/, or you don't get why you'd get punished on /vg/ for talking about another server's round? If the latter is a thing it's probably general etiquette to keep people from metagaming by posting about a round on other servers. I think there are some rules like that in some places. Some servers just don't want you talking about other servers period, because it can lead to a lot of stupid drama shit.
>>475550989>/vg/>/vg/
>>475541827Tranny flag pins. Automatically trash.
That was a fun round, who ended up bombing the cult?
>>475559417blackstone does not have bombs you dumb faggot?
>>475560325is there a jukebox???
>>>/f/3507121
/vg/ rounds are marathon sessions, whether highpop or lowpop.Highpop is a series of 20 minute rounds or an occasional cult/vamp/ling extended round.Lowpop is a series of lowpop traitor rounds where the traitor does an autism project for screenshots on the discord, then forces a shuttlecall at 17:00.Either way, very grueling and exhausting.
>>475566824and what would be your preferred alternative
>>475572395No rounds
>>475573032you and everybody else apparentlyI miss the days of comfy highpop with 20-25 player late night lowpop
Vampire is too hard these days, all you have is glare but they isn't long enough to cuff and take off their headset and you always get caught
>>475573224glare then hypnotize when they're glared, anon.
>>475566824I hate when antags do autism projects or pretend to be friendly. If the shuttle doesn't get called within at least 20 minutes you are a shit antag
>>475573224just wait 2 hours and play medbay for opportunities bro. Security can't kill you if they're all afk
>>475541827it's a tourist trap version of ss13 that lacks the soul of the game. its only merits are a less jank engine and a cleaner ui.
>>475573224>glare isn't strong enoughGlare can be done through flash protection and while stunned. If you can't capitalize on that it's on you.
does blackstone have BROLY WEED
>>475541827wtf how did captcha know?
>>475574498They get up and call over the radio immediately. Either you take their radio or you handcuff them, you dont have time for both
>>475579945Too bad there are no other stuns in the game you can make use of. Have you considered glaring them, stripping their possessions, then slapping them with a stun prod? Chloral? A flash? You've got all sorts of options after glare. You could even just wear a mask and remove your ID so they can't identify you over comms. This problem has solutions, anon. Even if they call out the presence of a vampire that is not game over for you if they can't actually identify who it was, and security isn't going to respond in the time it takes for you to drop their radio and suit sensors
>>475580478>just get a stun prod bro!not as easy as it sounds. I dont meta game as security every round
>>475580851A stun prod, not a baton. It's as easy as a rod, some wires, and a battery
>>475577664you can grow super weed in blackstonejoin now
>>475579945why did you ignore the post of me telling you to hypnotize the person after you glare them? It's near instant on glared people and gives you long enough to restrain them and remove their radio.
>>475580851>Gloves>Cell>WiresYou've now made a 3 second stun that works on contact and can't be disarmed from you.
Can Fiyah go one round without being awful?
>>475583734What happened this time besides kidnapping the clown?
>>475584078i think kidnapping orlando and trying to kidnap emma
>>475584240neither of those things happened
will the static on static violence stop???
>>475583734just ban request them. i'm sure the admins are looking for an excuse to ban them after last night.
>>475583734I dont know how they arent tired of the same gimmick each round.
i shot cum all over my tummy :D
fi is cumings on wares yes yes?
>[01:34:44]ADMIN: PM: Leon454/(Leon454)->AngryTurnip/(Wade Rodcocker): there wasn't, and i don;t know why this is an issue when our lobby screen is a sec officer assfucking a clownRemove ''ironic'' memes>ha ha, but this one guy spammed /v/ with gay porn for years and people replied to it with ''thanks doc''All gay porn sex ''jokes'' attract weird freaks who think their behavior is normal. All ''ironic'' waifu faggotry like having waifu posters attracts waifu fags who think their behavior is accepted. All furry faggotry attracts furries who think they're accepted and normal.
>>475103045is there a space station anything server that doesn't cater to furry faggotry?
Nature is healinghttps://vocaroo.com/1hUNkxCV96Fz
>no blackstone slopyawn.
does fifi kidnapping both males and females mean she is bisexual?
bring back raider only vox
There should be two trader slots and not one. That way, one is always maintaining the shop while the other can find more product to sell
>>475601192
>>475595498Kill yourself.
>>475601192There should be fi fi slots and not fi. That way, fi is always maintaining the shop while fi can find more product to sell
>>475601192They should add better items, maybe some weapons you cant get on the shuttle
>just found out "fiyah fiyah" is a refernce to some lame ass electro swing stream punk bandthat is probably the most cringe thing ever, I cant believe they are a fan of that slop
>>475602389Oh... I just got the joke after all this time.
>>475602389leon is obsessed with them, he's the one spamming the gifs of them
>>475602194Dilate leondaily dose was never funny
>>475589365admins feel bad about leon due to his illness and mental illnesses
>>475602265get all the trader items, put them in spacemart and mining/space vaults, and remove the outpost altogether.there is no point in the vox outpost anymore since standalone raiders isn't a gamemode. the raider gamemode right now has a timer aspect to it, and docking at the asteroid to go mining doesn't fulfill any of your objectives.just remove the outpost altogether and replace it with some more rocks to mine.
>>475602389>he isn't a fan
>>475603564Give us a shuttle that goes to spacemart sure but no one is going to put in the effort of going through space to get a coat and then come back
>>475603730spacemart shuttle makes sense. and make the shuttle lock down the moment something is stolen.
>go with a group of people>steal something>everyone is trapped therenothing personnelle
>>475603730That WOULD actually give a use for money
Ill code a shuttle that goes there but its up to the brass to decide if it can go into the game
>>475604439>non antag killing of half the crew in the middle of nowhere because SOMEONE didn't want to cough up money for golden gloves
>>475598584>>475594485>>475526590>>475523104>>475507343>>475502260>>475500872>>475498106>>475471308>>475468379>>475396845>>475395524>>475392945>>475314802not SS13, see the OP >>475064795
trader haggling is SOVLspacemart is soulless
>>475607124Your right of course. Perhaps the Vox outpost should BE a spacemart. Rather than the vox coming to us in their dinky little ship, what if we have to go to their outpost to trade. They can close down their own port for when they need to prepare stuff and open it up, alerting the crew that the shop is open for business.
>>475607510What's funny is there is actually an area in the trade port set up for people to come up and deal with them there, but I have literally never seen it used because the only people who would feasibly visit it are xenoarchs and miners, neither of which the trader has anything for.
>>475607124People are just tired of Fiyah. I used to play as trader and did things like set up a waffle house breakfast shuttle and little twists like that. Now I just avoid playing trader entirely because I don't want to deal with Leon
sellsellsell
I don't get why he can't grasp that lying naked in a bed with someone and making vaguely romantic /me's is borderline erp. This isn't something worth arguing, just put on the pajamas in the vox dorm lockers beforehand and you probably won't get bothered. If you wanna erp with Maxime you can probably message his player lmao
>>475607952>the only people who would feasibly visit it are xenoarchs and miners, neither of which the trader has anything for.take away the trader shuttleQM sends a miner to the outpost to use the cargo account to buy from the trader, and then cargo can sell the goods to the crew
>>475612530Cargo just can't stop winning
repeatedly punching leon in the head until he starts seizuring on your cock
>>475607078This poster is asshurt to the extreme
>>475614093other generals laugh at us, we are notorious for people spamming ai shit and its sad to see the state of the general like this. Just go back 3-4 and you will see how we actually discussed the game here
>>475614573Show 10 examples of other VGturds laughing at us for anything other than VG being infested by trannies
>>475614649>the ai slop spammer is transphobicfigures, you guys are the lowest of the low
I checked /vg/ (the board, not VG the server) archives and seems like AI slop is winning in every thread. Found posts in Destiny general saying ''no other general posts AI slop.'' Found Overwatch posts where one guy seethes calling every AI poster Indian while he gets ignored. Majong general is all AI. I am thinking we won.
Why is Fiyah Fiyah allowed to kidnap us as a non-antag anyway? I was getting a snack the other day and I come back to being cuffed and dragged onto her shuttle and flown the the outpost and wasted like ten minutes of my time waiting for her to do something that would take another player like 20 seconds
>>475615117holy heck le ai slopperino xd
>>475615117>all generals are isolated, and no general knows that they're as slopped as every other generalthe general archipelago
>>475615506From what I see every general mostly accepted AI with the occasional whiner. Some generals have competing AI sloppers and they fight over which one is better.
>>475615429she goes afk because she has to lay down and have seizuresplease understand
>>475615669I don't want to have my round ruined over that shit. Im going to talk to an admin and ask them to get Leon to stop
Conditions for forgiveness>retire all furry characters>play Cashe again>swear allegiance to AI slop>Make 5 slop songs with original lyrics>never sleep in a bed with another man
>>475616012>the slopper got cucked by Maximeoh no no no
>>475615660imagine, competing sloppers using stable diffusion for spacemen instead of one just using dalle3
>>475616012No one wants more ai slop songs, stop shitting up our general
>>475616345It's not fucking funny
>>475616428poor widdle baby.. you can't vocaroo yourself out of this one..
SLOP FAG'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS SLOP
>>475615794Make a banreq the next time you see him doing weird erp type shit and I guarantee he'll get banned
does leon use the vox raider guns at the outpost for kidnappings?if so, i want to make sure i take some antitox whenever i see her
>>475617228no she just drags you around or at most cuffs you in a very easily preventable way. i have a feeling 90% of the posts talking about her kidnappings in this thread are fake posts by the slopper.
>>475617228Taking anti-tox near a Vox is a good rule of thumb. They're stinky.
>>475616479https://vocaroo.com/1kKEi48nG2iy
>>475617443>no she just drags you around or at most cuffs you in a very easily preventable way."I'm just pretending to be retarded" even as RP doesn't even begin to cover how actual retarded that sounds.
>be leon>avatarfag and ai slop the thread every day for 8+ months>pretend to have seizures and health issues because hes void of any other personality traits>shit up the thread with robot giraffe posts or whatever>names herself fiyah fiyah just to rub it in everyones face>ERPs and lays eggs on peoples chests>jerks off to incest cartoonscan we just ban this faggot yet
>>475618297cope
>>475618297Fiyah takes away from my enjoyment of the game and I'm sure other statics as well
>>475618693>and I'm sure other statics as wellName twenty-nine of them.
>>475617518I made a diss track against you but the AI refuses to generate it. sad.
>>475499838amazing
>>475620350AI is on my side
>>475619098violet hillsmoke maltyskc hextonamber agglyxivvisconrad kageamerican mcgeeag demirdunsel hordonmarcus murphyisaac lilofphillip cognaciroquois henryiroquois pliskinfrank wheelergachakizezreepeteychitakidave o nealalex kingathens kingnipplesblast ripneckgreyson tideharry tuttledick payneshana sandersmichael weylandpeter jamesonxivvareezinnicholas blainegrant mitchelllando watsonbrandon flickengerdragan ivanovichcrush martinswilliam haswellwilly wankovschlomo bergsteinkahn carolkurt jacobsginger beachivan ivanovichcrush martins
>>475622096Now write a hundred words essay, about how each and every one of them individually, takes away from your enjoyment of the game.Have it ready by the next Monday.
>>475614794>>the ai slop spammer is transphobic>figures, you guys are the lowest of the low
>>475623172BABY'S DAY OUT GAMEMODE WHEN?
Ser Chukclton wos a sneeden knyght in teh rehalm ov Sblakstone. He sneed'd too fined a laidey frend soh he chuked on his armuor andd saddel'd hIs stweed. Sneed sneed sneededty sneed. He rod intew a spoky forrest an' sneed'd er svirvers. "sneed?!" cri'd a svirver. Chukleton sned "aye lad, av cummen 2 sLAY Sneed-dreegers!l" teh svirvers sneed;d Aprreshiativingl'y. Chuckeltin slae'd sneed afrer sneed butt sTilln0 gf. sneed! he sned underneth bredge. sneed sneed sNEed. sneedITY sneed sneed. Ater yers ov sneedwquesting ser chukkelten culddntfind no Females &,, wos forst 2 chuked@urn bak frum whEnce he cam...Cuchkcxhuck :( sneed sNEEd sneed sneeedeed sned sneed. walk the dinosaur
steamtown when?
>>475624581>no blackrock powered giraffe
>>475625258
>>475626610Literally me.
>>475534535At least col mar is set in space and has a station.Fallout and civilization, yes.
>>475628316>has a station.well actually, Almayer is a space ship
Our boy notaspider coming back swinging against the degenerates
>>475630934https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=43&t=6859he makes a good point
>>475631151You should have a static for each job you like to play
>>475630934>>475631151what a baby. he doesn't even cuff his "victims" most of the time. if spider got robusted by leon it's more pathetic on spider's part.
>be wagie and do job every day>come home>play same job on space autism simulatorBehold! I am become SUPERWAGIE.
>>475632219This, but unironically.
>>475631947It's more likely he just finds it boring. Since he didn't even complain about Fiyah ruining rounds
>>475633349again i reiterate, if fiyah ruins someone's round they are terminally unrobust. i've beaten her to death while all she did was beg me to stop.
>>475633575Yeah that's the point. I'm agreeing with you. He doesn't present FIyah as "ruining rounds". He just seems to be asking her to think of something else to do
play giraffestone
The reaction to Fiyah’s “misdeeds” (being a cute awkward retard) are more infinitesimally cancerous than the thing itself. There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so
never join when you see in the who list either leon or dankstardoubly so if you see both in the who list, better off just observing to see two retards roleplay retards
>>475638447Doesn’t that basically mean never joining
I like everyone.
>>475638979even blackstone players?
>>475639096I don't care what else you play. I like playing Space Station 13 with you either way.
>>475643256No.
Reminder that your fake relationships aren't real unless you get permabanned over them.
>>475644391kill yourself transmain
>>475601192There are three slots
>>475647395inside of you there are three traders
>>475647905Vox trader, Mushroom trader, and? Martian trader?
I could go for some Kentucky fried vox right now!
>>475649067Honestly?Making Martians a Trader only race would be pretty cool. Lets you do shit without being a stinky bird or a mute shroom
>>475651269Should be a playable race for everyone.
>>475651269trader only race would fuck over some people. martians should be allowed to have most roles except command and be allowed to be trader as well.
>>475651269Yeah dude, we need the safe horny discord pedos to make constant tentacle rape jokes
>>475651972You're the same kind of a person that tries to ruin anthropomorphic animals for everyone, because furries.Imagine if you will, I would play Martians, and not make tentacle rape jokes.
>>475652264Tranny apologist '''''''''''argument''''''''''Same could have been said about vox and vox completely ruined the server
>>475652567Not an argument. Like, at all.
>>475651269wouldn't workthey need oxygen to live and can't use internals
steam powered stone
>>475667940based but where's the sexy medieval theme?
>>475681886No.
>>475651269>>475651613I disagree, Martians being incredibly rare (i think only wiz with a soc can create them without bus) is part of what makes them so special, having an alien race that does not work with nanotrasen and is potentially dangerous can be useful for an event.Vox used to be way more interesting has a trader only role since it was an alien race that was not allied with the corporation so if you saw a vox on the station you knew he either wanted to sell some goods or kidnap you
>>475684707Yeah, bringing up a good point. TG used to be 100% human. There were lizard people, but they were used at admin's discretion. Mostly relegated to janitorial roles.Then they added it as a playable round start race, and the flood gates have been opened. Look where they are now.
>>475685343It's funny using TG as an example, like this is some distant problem from some faraway server when you could just mention VG and what happened to VG when vox were added.
>>475685590the vox example was alredy mentioned on the first post why would he mention it again?
>>475685883Well, I was playing there, then. I was warning them. About unironical slippery slopes.
>>475682225play blackstone
>>475687894Why?
>>475688625he wants to sunck yuor conk
vappy
cult4 fucking sucks lmao
>>475696284I have been playing this shithouse game since 2015 and there has never been a good version of cult on any server I have ever played.
>>475696284i like this version of cult, what's your problem with it?
>>475698682is sitting around twiddling your thumbs for fifteen minutes while you wait for the round to actually fucking end after it's over really your idea of a good time?
>>475696284pros:>you can summon nar'sie and end the round nowcons:>it takes like 60 minutes of just sitting aroundthe dance shouldn't take as long, and there should be ways to speed up the blood stone. but more importantly, people should stop trying to do the dance in the middle of the main hallway (<- every single cult round so far)
>>475708102>is sitting around twiddling your thumbs for fifteen minutes while you wait for the round to actually fucking end after it's over really your idea of a good time?Why would you wait for the eclipse insted of trying to convert more into the cult or empowering the cult with either guns or tatoos
>>475709147the fuck do you mean? by the time nar-sie arrives a only handful of hapless jobbies will be lucky to be alive. everything afterwards is the equivalent of if the shuttle got automatically called after the nuke went off to give people who were on the roid the chance to escape
>start trying to plan with other cutlists near round start>accidently talk in cult speak over commonI apologize to everyone that round
>REMOVE [insert antag here] I DIDN'T GET TO DO MY EPIC JOBBIE GIMMICK WITH TOTALLY EPIC BAR RP WITH VOX ERPThis shit happens every wizard and cult round btw
>try to be a friendly wizard>people kill me anywayI hate valid hunters so much bros
>>475714154>bar doesn't have blackjack and hookersdeserves a bombing
whats with fireballs being so weak? what is the new meta for speedrunning as wizard
>>475714212friendly antags are the only time I validhunt. Don't be a pussy
Who are the validhunters on this server? I don't like targeting people just going about their business when im antag but validhunters are always good targets
>>475718561basically any assistant/miner because that's powergamer's paradise
>>475718561Anyone who mains detective is a given. That one guy who plays captain but I forget his name, starts with C
>>475718561anyone wearing a gasmask without a good reason. the people who dont wear gasmasks are more likely to be RP enjoyers
>>475719746does a gas mask actually filter out anything, or is it merely cosmetic?
>>475718994Anyone who plays sec or command is a valid hunter by default, that's a given
>>475719938stops pepperspray, which is the pirmary reason all the greyshits use it. on top of that any mask at all will briefly protect you from face huggers and may melt before something more important if spritzed with acid
>>475719938It doubles how long you can last in tear gas and bad Atmos environments even without an o2 tank.
>>475710397>Last two cult rounds had the cult fall apart and Narnar not even summoned>The closest the culties even got was the FIRST FUCKING ROUNDWhat game are you playing? All the Eclipse does is remove conversion restrictions. Implants still block it. And now the cult is FORCED to be loud. Because the eclipse doesn't happen again, it means that you're free to cuck the cult because that's their moment to act.
>>475718994Chlomo Caskin.
>>475719746>Tfw you just like how the mask looksI'm not a powergamer I just enjoy full face covers.
>>475727996Schlomo used to valid hunt but I feel like he just doesnt care anymore
>>475727872i said by the time nar-sie arrives, i.e. after the summoning, i.e. cult win state. and just because it currently happens infrequently, which is liable to change as the meta develops, doesn't excuse it being tedious. don't get me wrong, the poor man's revs and square dancing simulator segment also fucking sucks, but you are completely off the mark from what i was even talking about in the first place
all troons need to die
>>475738846you good out there?
Have you ever seen a giraffe in SS13?
>>475738846>not teleporting him back instantly with the grenade
New round starting in about 4 minutes. ill set up power if anyone joins
>Brand new account with 2 connections. Possible ban evasion. Appeal on the forums if this is incorrect
>>475743143I just want to play. Why does my history here matter
>>475743143>>475743391you're supposed to be a shitter on TG+BS for a month, then take your aged ckey to get some connections in on VG
>>475740323>>475688937>>475667940>>475636394>>475626610>>475624581>>475624284>>475617518>>475616012>>475608542these posts are off-topic. see the OP >>475064795
>>475753374AI generated reddit post
>>475753739I am glad we agree on the reason why the posts listed here >>475753374 are off-topic.
>cute on-topic art is...le bad
>>475759019slop spam is le bad, there's a reason most boards have a containment thread
>>475759456>spamif anything not enough has been posted
>>475738846
>>475064795>huh, what's this in my YouTube feed>urge to lube up station intensifieshttps://youtu.be/_ZeCEe0ZlHk?si=hUrRSAYNku-0-X_r
>>475714150This post made me start a new warband campaign, sorry spessbros I won't be playing for the next week or two
play roguetown
>>475764693No.
>>475764859https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D5PcBEIuOXI
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I don't know why there aren't more people doing a cyborg approach. Doesn't take a genius artist to trace AI, but it's still less spammy than just hitting generate over and over with zero of your own input on the outcome.
>>475775609soulless
>>475738846I miss this map
well that was absolutely terrifying
>>475789494
>>475783078https://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/236
>ancient waifu Sue Bowchief is backnature is healing
>>475790152holy shit, really? honestly my favorite mime ever.
>>475790152grey area can finally retire
>>475790453[02:39:13]ADMIN: (dawhatthefox/Sue Bowchief) started the game as a Mime.
>>475791928we are so back
tell me when Mei Emerson is back
>>475790152>>475790453>>475790647>>475791928>>475792491kill yourself trans freak
>>475796121this, also play blackstone
>>475805972No.
>>475806552Guide to ban evading on any ss13/4 server>download https://pastebin.com/raw/EafLzX0b>run that to change your CID (make sure you run as admin)>get a free VPN or paid one, preferably, because most of the free VPN IPs are already banned>make a new byond account and make sure not to use the same password as the banned accountif/when you get banned again just run CIDshreader again and make a new account with new password, change VPN IPEasy as that
>>475806678I am not banned on any server.
>>475807028so play blackstone
>>475808983No.
>>475807028>>475809103>I am not banned on any server.play blackstone
get a job
>>475809318No, anon. I don't feel the need, or desire to play Blackstone. Maybe I will check it out eventually (though truth to be told, I already played a round to do it). It's just not Space Station 13. Maybe some other day.You? You play there, if you want. Have fun. Hope you are having fun.
get a GF
new Noitabooper trackhttps://vocaroo.com/1a0HrykxKqZlMaybe even south park poster was mentioned in the song????? idk you'll have to find out
>>475811431slop music was fun for 2 days now its gayDALLE 3 was fun for 2 days too then we all moved onyou really have to be an autistic faggot to still be stuck on it and make prompts for hours on end all day every dayget a job
>>475811904You could help me get a job and buy my songs
>>475812375
>>475812589100 could maybe get you an early peak at VG greatest hits vol 2
oh shit im sorry
stop powergay
>>475814767Always metarush
rush voting for metaclub at round end?okay
>>475819552i bet it was yvvel
found this piece of art in my folders. hopefully some of the newer people here enjoy it. not sure who drew it
>>475823432based
>>475825381sadly it's the only non-fan art i have saved, and nobody wants fan-art of a long (hopefully) forgotten waifu that nobody liked.
>>475823432>>475825381yikes
I hate wizards
I took a shit and came back and everything was fucked
>>475827124i do
>[13:18:35]SAY: Fiyah Fiyah/Leon454 (@210,242,1) As Galactic Common : Leave fi alone>[13:18:39]SAY: Maxime Patton/SeantheSheep (@210,237,1) As Galactic Common : Why>[13:18:41]SAY: Maxime Patton/SeantheSheep (@210,237,1) As Galactic Common : What's wrong?>[13:21:58]SAY: Maxime Patton/SeantheSheep (@217,258,1) As Galactic Common : Is Fi angry at Maxime?>[13:22:01]SAY: Fiyah Fiyah/Leon454 (@216,258,1) As Galactic Common : No>[13:22:07]SAY: Maxime Patton/SeantheSheep (@217,258,1) As Galactic Common : What's wrong?>[13:22:18]SAY: Fiyah Fiyah/Leon454 (@216,257,1) As Galactic Common : Know what wrong>[13:22:29]EMOTE: Maxime Patton/SeantheSheep (@217,258,1): makes a sad face.Tragic
>>475853225Top 10 saddest /vg/ breakups
>he actually said it
>>475853225Fiyah wants to talk to Maxime but knows they aren't allowed to anymore.
>>475853225This is making me sad. I don't think I can log in tonight.
>>475853225>>475854507>>475855215>>475858119what did I miss
>>475860014see>>475470827>>475631151
>>475860332is leon cashe
>annoy Schlomo in his line>he unzips USP>shoots another assistant instead109, soon to be 110
Whoever killed Fiyah that round as a non-antag, that was not cool.
>>475879393she was kidnapping nick, she deserved it.
>>475068846>erp isn't allowed even in the forest
>>475882028if you wanna ERP, play stonekeep
>>475882513lifeweb was fun for that
>>475853225Remember when seanthepedo was just an ironic ERPing tranny? I remember
>>475882812>ironic>staticfags
soon
>>475898198SovlessA real Kelly comic has no color (latest fad)
>>475853225I am not happy and I must make everyone feel my suffering.
>>475898198Too true. Why can't I cuddle the cute vox girls
vasby in marvel
baskin robert's trust fund serb
>>475163484One of this persons is a ling, guess who
flinging ropes on vox beaks
old fan art has more soul than ai stuff
>>475936807Soulless repulsive tranny
Timmy <3 Fiona 4 ever and ever!!!
I want to try bloodstone but I don't like high-pop. are there servers in the 20 to 40 people range?and I don't use discord (which the codebase seems to require to keep people "up to date" on the round) so... one that didn't require discord would be preferable
>>475944342you don't need to be in the discord to keep up to date with the round, also with 20 to 40 players the map will be dead and roles won't be filled
kinohttps://vocaroo.com/1aQ9PELx2Nfv
blackstone is actually, genuinely fun
>>475963530Welcome to the club
>>475963530post some greentexts, then
>>475963886>playing castle guard>help torture a beggar the prince and another guard are throwing rocks at, he's all chained up and can't move>bite his nose off, spit in his face and choke him out a few times>we break his legs and dump him in the streets while he's KOd>walking out of the castle gates and there's a beggar being told to fuck off by the gatemaster>gatemaster opens the outer gate and i one punch KO this beggar from behind, grab him and throw him into the moat>torture another beggar with the prince and another guard again>we all stand around him kicking him in the groin>he's memeing by laugh emoting while we do this so we chain him up and throw him into the moat to drown
>>475964359Ah, so it's that kind of a server.
>>475964598One where you lose occasionally yes, deal with it nigger
>>475964941You're a nigger.
>>475965381t. beggar
>>475964359What do the beggars get out of this? Do you guys just have that many masochists on hand or is there something I'm missing?
>>475971252>not liking a free ticket to grief because it is a medieval fantasy roleplay game
>>475971252>What do the beggars get out of this?What are you retarded?
>>475971252The beggars don't get anything out of being tortured you fucking retard, why would they gain anything, it's because it's funny to abuse beggars, don't like it? don't play beggar, and if i can't kidnap and abuse beggars ill start doing it to the townsfolk
>>475971252>redditor (VG player) loses his mind at the concept of a server you can't powergame 24/7lol
>>475964359>>475975178>VG trannies go to a new server>bring their mental illness with them>ruin it for everyone
>>475976215>ruin it for everyoneYeah but I (Me) am having fun, i don't care if (You) get bootyblasted behind your screen lol
>>475976215Can't you go through one day without thinking about trannies?
>>475976489Can you go a day without thinking about suicide?A day without dilating?
>>475975178Okay but why do they play beggar? Are they stupid?
>>475977005I do it every day. Can you?
Station 13
>>475979223You can pickpocket people and you have no job responsibilities, it's basically the designated greytide role
is there any company that does custom fumo plushies? I want an emma fisher fumo
>>475989338Best you can get is a printed on bodypillow. My Fiona one is pretty used up already, but I don't regret paying extra for the onahole slot.
>>475898198vox players are all mentally ill. no exceptions
>>475989338chinkshit does everything
>>475853225Fuck the admins, Fiyah is wholesome and didn't do anything wrong
>>475989338I can I get my custom emma fisher fumo uploaded into the game at least?
>>475997572>wholesomeLiar. i saw her take 25 credits from a vox and within 5 minutes she was getting CONE'D in maint
>>476006042Your memory is faulty. That was Maxime.
>>476006393Maxime and Fiyah aren't allowed to talk to each other anymore
>>476007019No, I mean that Maxime took two cones at once in Maint and then sent Fiyah a text making fun of her for not being able to get some. Good times.
>>476007519She only fucks human men so i doubt she cared
>all the female statics are just dudes playing girls>im a girl whose static is a dude
>>476008904ellen paige?
>>476008904>tfw female with female static, i just don't make a big deal about it and nobody talks about meFuck it, I like that there's so many. Nobody gives a shit because everyone assumes you're a dude either way.
>>476017924Emma? I always knew you were the real deal
>>476019231Yup. Keep it on the down low
>>476019887We already knew because of the dick cutting
>>476008904what department do you play?
>>476008904frank white is that you
>>476008904>>476017924why did you choose to be on VG, when TG was made for real women like you?
>>476022810>real womenAnon you may want to sit down for this, i have some information that may shock you.
>tfw straight white male who plays a black gay static who's secretly a heterosexual changeling ((created by greys) working for the syndicate)
Someone banana sharded and broke the server. Hang type
>>476025273it was boomerang codetime to bomb 300 boomerangs until it's patched
>>476026437Im going to try it myself and feign ignorance if the admins ask. Not my problem
>>476026437>boomerangs broke the serverit's always the goddamned australians...
>tfw male playing exclusively male staticskeep it on the down low. i don't want thirsty people like you>>476017924 figuring it out.
>>476031424Fuck you I'm gonna draw your static getting his fuckboy butt spanked by a vox and you can't stop me
>>476032868drawn statics is cringeslop statics is based
only a little while longer
>>476033192Big if true
>>476033192pomf is going to hire the club footed arab to trip over the server power cord againand then never report it as being downand then stop server payments
>>476033192>>476033729He's going to fall in love with one of our female players, move them into his coop, then over feed them until they are 400 pounds, and live happily ever after. Get on it femoids, save our host and the server.
kill all VGpedos
>>476036247Dankstar is underage
Make new thread already, i don't have any images to do it myself
>>476040561take this one
>>476041946If you're going to slop why not slop actually popular statics that aren't dead?
>>476042341There are none. Every active player right now is trash. None of them are popular no matter how much they samefag in the thread. They're not even funny to mock and laugh at, just sad and pathetic
>>476045176>>476045176>>476045176
