Goddess of wealth editionPreviously: >>481151049Latest News: https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/runefest---an-important-update>Runefest canceled, new digsite wrapping up tons of Daemonheim lore>4th Rex Matriarch boss along with new ring for Necro>New Boss dungeon 'Sanctum of Rebirth' along with T95 dual wield magic weps coming in July>Roadmap for the remainder of the year shown: New skilling boss, Group ironman mode, Daemonheim arch digsite, and 4th Necro conjure>graphics update: Rellekka and Lighthouse get the nuscape treatment, joining Kandarin. Lunar Isle has yet to release>Daemonheim surface update>holy shit they did it: you can search the game settings now>new "grandmaster" quest to end the first part of the Fort "Storyline": Requiem for a Dragon>New Osseous Rex ""quest"">I haven't played since the First Age, what did I miss?Wiki Guide for Returning Players: https://runescape.wiki/w/Guide_for_returning_playersRuneScape Official News Archive: https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/archive?cat=0List of Game Updates: https://runescape.wiki/w/Game_updates>Useful Links:RS Wiki: https://runescape.wiki/Forums: https://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/Alt1: https://runeapps.org/alt1Dailies/Weeklies/Monthlies tracker: https://dailyscape.github.io/Revolution bars: https://runescape.wiki/w/Revolution/BarsRuneclan is kill: https://runepixels.com/Moneymaking: https://runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guideMiscellania: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Other/MiscellaniaPerk calculator: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Perks>Latest [Story] Quest: Requiem for a Dragonhttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/new-quest--requiem-for-a-dragon>New Skill: NecromancyOfficial Website: https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/new-skill-necromancy---this-week-in-runescapeSkill Guide: https://runescape.wiki/w/NecromancySkill Training: https://runescape.wiki/w/Necromancy_training
Smug tax
Tax now increased to double
The last non-shitpost in /rsg/ was 12 hours ago.>>482160940
why are the one or two incels pushing their oc so hard? youll never have sex you know
>>482221625But I want sex :(
>>482221625shut the fuck up prude bithc
The Skull Lord is enjoying his vacation, only 2 more weeks until the pride shit is over and we can come back. >>482221625The Dang simp doesn't even own the character, its not even his OC. The actual player who made that OC doesn't even go on these threads and is unaware of this weird cult the simp has started.
>>482222286She will be my character soon. I intend to buy her from her creator with a generous monetary offer
hope this thread dies early too.
>>482219737>Visible bright red panties
what update are we getting this week?
>>482226551Is there even an update planned tomorrow?
>>482229435every non-islamic holiday monday is an update day, so maybe they fixed a few typos in a quest from 2008
Dead again?
>>482237512there is nothing to talk abouti've been playing MHStories 1 PC remake all weekend
>>482237512The last thread died early and Runescape 3 just isn't in a good place right now. I've just been playing OSRS and Terraria.
>>482219737What happened?
>>482242729Threads are dying since the interest in RS3 is waning
>>482239662it hasn't been in a good place since 2015, we just love eating shit.
glad you finally decided to make a new threadpraise BASED SKELLY CHAD and fuck your tax. doubling it only shows you are crumbling awaydead game dead content dead general etc
>>482250440Is it atleast good shit?
I miss Dang
delusions keep a thread aliveoh well
I am going to ejaculate the semen.
>>482265270I am going to eat that semen.
>>482266721That's kinda gay anon
>>482258203at least post the finished version instead of the rough sketch, noob
obligatory carby tax
>>482267842This is crazy good
>>482268551i want to feed dang $100 worth of taco bell then suck the farts out of her asshole
>>482268704Tacos don't exist in Gielinor. Don't we have cheesecake now though?
>>482268160now this is what i'm here for thank you very much based carby posterelden poster(s) we still need you though
is there literally any reason to keep chaotics in the year of our lord 2011+13out of bank space
>>482221625it's not just one or two people posting her, it's a bunch of different people, and no one is trying to "push" her, she's just become a shitposting staple of these threads because1. it's funny2. it makes some people irrationally angry (you)3. there's not much else to talk about, whereas posting the blue haired oc is something the regulars of this general recognize, so we post "/rsg/ culture" to keep the threads alive while we wait for things to actually talk about4. she cutethe guy that actually made and owns the OC has no idea these threads even exist or that we effectively stole his character and made her a staple of these threads, for better or for worse. if you notice, when there's actually stuff to talk about, dangposting goes way down and actual discussion goes up. when there's nothing going on, it's just shitposting. the trend just fluctuates with the state of the game.seriously, the huge majority of things posted in this general is just ironic shitposting. this general isn't actually filled with schizos or incels; it's ironically one of the better generals on /vg/. we're just bored.
>>482269052we do have cheesecake now! i want to bake a cheesecake with dang and laugh as we accidentally make a mess through various sitcom cooking disasters, but it's ok because we're having fun!
>>482269505i only keep the lucky ones with my boy DJ
>>482269052Yes they do. A super early SoF event had them. I still have a few in my bank too.
>>482270018It's none of those things for me. It's the fact that the art is actually good. Idk how he's able to afford it but it's just hypnotic.>>482267842Looking at this just takes me back to 2010. I loved Dungeoneering so much and spent most of my time selling floors and making bank. Still remember the day Warped floors came out was so hype
>>482270709based hoarder
>>482270709I don't think SoF events count as canon
>>482272260they do there's a whole story on the goblins and the princess and why she's no longer in th
Seren: First I am forced to kill my mother.Seren: Then, my brother betrays me.Seren: Then I am forced to stand by as these eggs - my own innocent family - are bled half to death by petulant false gods.Seren: Do you know how much these children have suffered, World Guardian? How much harm I let come to them?Seren: And now I see your true plan. You intend to massacre us all! Jas, her sisters, their children - all of us!Player: That's not what this is!Seren: Be silent! I will make this right.Seren: They will live, and I will make sure of it.Vicendithas: How dare you! Iaia is not yours! The Ilujanka have the right to a future!Seren: And who gave them this world? Who gave them this right?Seren: Everything in existence owes itself to the Elder Gods. You all owe a debt and someone must repay it!Seren: Life and death. They are the same - I see it now. One is meaningless without the other.Hannibus: No!
>>482272120i was just the opposite lol, when dungeoneering came out i fuckin despised that shit. i logged into my old main account (my friend gave me his old account that was better than mine in every conceivable way back when he quit back in 2012 when EoC released) about a year or two ago and it only has 7 dungeoneering. apparently i just flat out refused to do that shit when i was a teenager.
>>482273406There's a story for why Alice replaced Yelps (because Yelps was just giving away crap that he stole from Alice).There's no story for why Alice disappeared (the real reason was because of lootbox legislation and the Blizzard sexual harassment lawsuit, as well as a minor rebranding of Treasure Hunter)
>>482273470Why cant you just spam interesting trivia instead like >>482274489
>>482274489The story reason for why Alice doesn't appear in-game anymore is because she made the mistake of saying "I don't believe trans people are valid" out loud in a semi-public area, which got her snatched by the Gielinor Gestapo.
>>482275554Because Lath is too autistic to be interesting, only borderline schizophrenic.
>>482269478
>>482280980Thanks for delivering my mail from picrel.
>>482281219Carby has no idea what he's delivering, he's just doing his job without question because he's a good (and clueless) little guy
>>482281517unlike some undead parcel delivery guy i know...
>>482275647Someone that dislikes trannys(99.999% of the world's population) would never use the terms "trans" or "valid".
>>482281780how the FUCK does postie pete have a job still? he's a shit worker. must be a union boy
>>482281967SHHHH, KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. If THEY (The Gielinor Gestapo) hear you saying anything negative about trannies, they're going to take you away and you'll never be seen again! You WILL like trannies and you WILL accept them! Or else!
>>482275554Adrasteia: Hmm. Why are they interested in Amascut and her corruption?Player: This passage here... Something about devouring souls? I only know about half the words.Adrasteia: May I see?-You hand Adrasteia the book. Her brow furrows as her eyes dart across the page.-Adrasteia: Huh. Verbose, but well argued.Adrasteia: It's a theory about what happens when souls are 'devoured', as common parlance would have it. Crucially, the various ways they might empower the devourer...Player: So one of Bilrach's cronies was after information on how souls are consumed and used? Great.Hellpuppy: Grrr... cats.Hellpuppy: Soulless object.Hellpuppy: Cats smell.>Let it be known that we, the ever faithful servants of the Empty Lord,>have bound this vault in his name. Here, his mighty treasures will be>forever safe from the soulless betrayers, and all others who would>dare oppose the might of the Empire.Taraket the Necromancer: Your souls are nothing but fuel for a greater power, but I get what's left behind. BEHOLD!
shut up, lath
>>482270018There's also an astonishing interplay between the Dang icon and the BDJ. An entire lore has sprung up here concerning the brutal struggle over ass ownership. On one hand we have the dreaded and much feared BDJ, who just wants to fucks every player's ass, and on the other hand there is Dang, who has been adopted as the holy defender of our beloved assholes. Quite honestly this organic story telling is much deeper and meaningful than what passes for lore in recent quests.
>>482169591>first lath post I actually read>BDJ'D
>>482283035Whatever happened to the Ass Guardian? He just disappeared mid-story during his quest to return Dang to protect our assholes. I don't like being left on a cliffhanger like this, especially when my asshole lives in such fear.>>482283665Honestly at this point, reading a Lath post has a similar feeling as getting fucked in the ass by BDJ. Both are very unpleasant and end with my asshole in excruciating pain. Are we at the point where we can consider Lathinin part of Big Daddy Jagex the way he punishes the assholes of people just trying to play Runegame in peace?
>>482284428Flashback to 2004>Tip it slave auction
>>482272120I despise dungeoneering with all my soul, especially the part about it being a skill instead of just the fucking minigame that it actually is.
>>482270154I want to watch Dang twerk her cheesecake
>>482270018you will never have sex
Artisan helm/cape obtained!
>>482294380gz anon
New Dang just dropped. She's baking creampies
BGH is really bad money for how much attention it requires and how meh the xp isFeels like dragon mattocks should be at least 200m to make it worthwhile
the sprite focus bonus from the new brush is kinda retarded, you cant possibly follow the sprite hopping excavation spots 5 times in 15 seconds. it procs so rarely too that you probably wont even notice it has procced before its over
>page 10
>>482292070>you will never have sexBut that's a good thing in a relative sense. You will have sex but it will homo sex with BDJ busting his nut inside your rectum. Not the sort of sex any decent self respecting man would ever want. Meanwhile he may remain a virgin, but at least his anal virginity will be intact, whereas your anus will be left gaping wide open oozing out jagex cum.
>>482284428Well yes, that's exactly the sort of thing I was talking about. The ass guardian story. Last bit I read he had gone to the OS wildy to collect the tears of Dang.
>>482300643>Chronal Focus duration increased to 30 seconds from 15 seconds.i knew it
>>482292070never ever?
>>482319016nope
give me strange token NOW
>the other game is now copying araxxilol, lmao
>>482331362Based
Today's patch notes>MTX cosmetic armor no one will buy>fag paradeVery nice.
>Wilderness Flash Events: The Wilderness Volcano has launched a large rock high into the air above the wilderness. It will land soon near the Chaos Temple.
>ZAMORAK GOD ARMOUR MARKETPLACE BUNDLE - THIS WEEK IN RUNESCAPEThey did it again LOL
thanks daily keys>>482331362They should add Vorago or KK
The animation of combust is completely different and new, why didnt the patch notes mention that?
>>482350025They tend to update old animations when they add new overrides.
>>482350347Are there any overrides for combust?
>>482350463Plenty.https://runescape.wiki/w/Animations#Combat
>>482351893>PlentyWell there's one...but makes sense why they'd update it in that case, corruption blast would've been a better candidate otherwise
>>482352108I misread what you wrote.They added one last week and updated Combust.
>>482282643Player: I'd like to know about the inhabitants of the dungeons.Sumona: They are monsters, so they are fit only for slaying. With no thoughts of an afterlife, they live a simple life of kill and be killed. You should strive for such an existence, for therein lies happiness.Player: That's quite a grim philosophy.Oreb: There resides here a soul of tremendous power, a soul clearly divine in nature, yet it is not whole. It is split across several pieces, many of which have changed to become, of themselves, singular entities. One soul that has become many.Player: Yes, the elder god Mah created you and Seren on Freneskae.Zaros: Seren calls her mother but she is wrong to do so.Player: You rejected your own mother?Zaros: It is not an emotional matter but a factual one.Zaros: Mah did not create us to be her children.Zaros: She did not even create us as servants.Zaros: We were her toys.Zaros: Misshapen facsimiles of the bipedal life that tormented her mind and body.[Jas]: My whole life, I've been surrounded by books. Not once have I read one. I can see my tombstone: 'crushed under a pile of books'. When I met [Vos], he was hidden behind a stack of wizarding tomes. He'd line our house with them. [Mah] treated them as toys, then things to climb, then adventures to climb into. Her imagination was always wild. She'd play out the God Wars with Saradomin as a ladle and Zamorak as a pepper pot.Player: So... they were never real? It was all a lie? It was always just you?Sliske: A lie? No. They were all so real, until their lives were cut short. Their stories would have ended, but I stepped in.Sliske: I became them and they became me. In many ways, they're the real me, far more so than the form before you now.Catolax: The book granted [Amascut] powers over the creatures here. I am sure that its destruction was simply to deny you its powers.
Berserk Archaeologist: I'm really into desserts right now. Golem: Please specify a search term.>Romily WeaklaxGolem: Checking...Golem: Error: Access to data denied.Golem: Please specify another search term.The Butcher: I hate apple pie.Charos: Nothing can rekindle a stale relationship like the passion of creative assassination.Charos: Of course it ended badly. Both of them were a bit better at the game than I anticipated and managed to poison the same trifle they were eating.Charos: Two different poisons in one trifle. Quite the scandal.Thalmund: The goblins bring me food all the time - they think it buys them favour in that meat grinder up above, poor things. I make a mean rockfish pie! I poured my life into this place. >Finally, there's the message by the corpse. It was made in blood, like someone took a finger and dipped it into a wound to write. Four strange words. 'This is for Jelly,' though I have no idea why someone would commit such a brutal act over a dessert.[Mah]: An argument we never had. A visit to [Erebus]. A burning of the pie.[Rimehazel] was smaller than the other children, fish would flee at her very presence, and anything she cooked she would seem to burn. To the others she was all but worthless, yet accepted - and thus, she was happy.Tagga: As the moles chased behind me, my men swung - and the entire mine collapsed like one of Mrs Potterington's terrible apple crumbles. I only just made it out before the tunnels were completely destroyed. Nothing could survive that.Seren: You must meet with the elder gods. You must go before them, prove to them that you are more than merely food to be consumed.
>>482300643>>482313276Stuff like this really shows how the devs dont play their own game
>Araxxor is now being added to OSRSThey should probably change the game's title by now to Runescape: Retro graphics edition.
>>482362648is that even legal
ENDING DEAD
>>482363787NO my rice kebab will hear about this
"OSRS"the floodgates are open and the le RS3 = BAD faggots will perform increasingly olympics level gymnastics about their new game contentquit being repressed in your feelings and play RS3, it's fun
>>482331362at least they have updates and didnt trivialize the game with necromancy
>>482375038FUCK YOU
>>482296690GOD I WANT TO BAKE A CREAMPIE INSIDE HER SO BAD. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. MY WIFE. MY SEXY WIFE WHO I WILL DEFINITELY, 100% HAVE SEX WITH UNLIKE WHAT >>482292070 SAYS
>>482300643wtf is this a real screenshot from the game?????
>>482345429based jagex??
>>482348302you should use that override token then activate the effect to show your support for lgbtq+
ENTER
soon
>rax is coming to osrs and will most certainly be a way better (and relevant) boss than the one we have>meanwhile when we steal from osrs we get the worst boss in videogame history, vorkathIT'S NOT FUCKING FAIRWHY ARE THEY BETTER THAN US AT EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>482391040we're the older, unplanned child that the parents had out of wedlock when addicted to crack and had no idea how to be parents, OSRS is the second, planned child that was born after the parents sobered up and decided they actually wanted a kid, so they learned how to be good, loving parents and not repeat the many, many mistakes they made raising us
>>482391040What's wrong with raxIt's still relevant because of biting
>>482392104
>>482387170the character in question is a homosexual.
i hate homosexuals and also trannies
>>482391876Imagine how much better this spaghetti code abomination of a game would be if Mod Ash had been contractually obligated to stay on RS3 all this time. Instead we get a bunch of pajeets who lied in their resume.
>>482391040the uniques look like shit tho
>>482392894It's hot when it's a cute girl.
i love loli yuri hentai so much
it should be illegal to be a woman
>>482393904
>>482394753
>>482221625just the usual discord incel trannies and their usual astroturf, just ignore
>>482399010
I know this guy is one of (You).>Same nickname for over five years>I've see him bullying latinx/brazilians in wild events when they leech>On populated worlds during DXP I saw him talking about politics and attacking Jmods like you do>At War's Retreat he usually shows up, say something like "YWNBAW" or bullies other people around there before blading diving in some portal
>Watching Gielinor Games for the first time>Get to season 3>One of the contestants is a literal tranny>Check his JewTube channel>Nearly 100k subscribersYou guys really weren't kidding about OSRS having a huge tranny population, holy shit
>>482393697>>482393904>>482394753Kill yourself, freak.
>>482400141sounds based. post his username.
>>482400224You know this tranny gained a golden gnome as a "rs3 player" only because he uploaded four lame videos and we didn't have anyone else to vote
>>482400389lolibros... he depicted us as a drawing of a fat, ugly man... it's so over... how are we going to recover from this...
>>482400536um that's a she
>>482400658correct, a sexualized-he
>>482400224We're going to have to send in our strongest soldier
>>482400536
>>482400643>>482400658seethe about it, tranny
>>482401504meds, schizo
>>482401863rope, schizotranny
>>482400141>>482400398the guy in the left, with the comp cape, Ali something, Ali the Mad or Ali the Based or some shit like that
Pedoincel is jerk off his small dick right now. Thread is dead. Mod Foul won.
>>482400141me btw
>>482407594i refuse to accept mod foul winning
>>482407594As long as we live and breathe, Mod Phawhell has not won.
since this is a general for things other than rs, anyone listening to parcels live atm?
>>482430805Again?
>>482436181lol
>page 9
>>482441745>8
>people are still doing wildy events
>page dead
>>482450996isnt the core like 1bil, why wouldnt they
>game is dead>LETS INCREASE THE PRICE OF BONDS! THIS WILL SURELY BRING BACK PLAYERS
>>482460213>he doesnt have dozens upon dozens of bonds stockpiled from ages agoLiterally never gonna make it
>>482425075I dunno what that is that you're listening to, but since this general is for things besides RuneScape, enjoy this carby being a naughty boy and sitting on a table even though he's not supposed to be up there
>>482425075nah, still playing MHStories. Switching to Elden Ring when the DLC comes out.
>>482460213200m bonds by July. I'm gonna have to sell my red to finance premier next year.
>>482296690What do her pies taste like?
the people that defend jagex are incomprehensible. they take every opportunity to fuck the players over and give nothing in return. seems like only cucks play RuneScape anymore lol
>>482473350200M? Lol this shit is going to 300M.
Alright this general is dying on a serious note. I think I'm done bumping it guys. I'm just going to follow Dang over on her handler's subreddit and come back from OSRS when RS3 is in a better place.
>>482485207this general is not for the weak, gtfo
>>482489604This general consistently gets to page 10 and the game is in shambles. Keep letting Jagex assfuck you though with the Frankenstein mess that is Runescape 3.
>>482490191spoken like a true weakling
one more thing, the price of the bond goin up
>>482460213
>>482495782i fucking love anime
>>482477868my cum (I ejaculate in her pie when we have sex because she's my wife and we're legally married)
>>482478268I can understand OSRS players defending Jagex's Old School team, but yeah defending the RS3 team and the upper management that controls both dev teams is incomprehensible
>>482484992wtf this picture makes me so horny??
>>482485207unironically sad to see a fellow dangposter leave :(if we lose dangposting too what the fuck do we even have left in these threads? Lath schizoposting?
>>482496970I hate anime because it's weeb shit but I love hentai and anime girls because they turn my peepee from its normal soft version into the hard version
>>482499536haha me too but i still also love anime
>>482498697I don't think the Cooking guild would approve of your behavior. Stop soiling the fucking food
>>482460213Quick, the generation of an alexipharmic pulchritudinous raster image of a planetarily-powerful sapient female entity (a defender against chronic self-inflicted violent homoerotic masochistic sodomization fantasies, related to the shameless bilking and mulcting of the playerbase in monetary matters) is in order!One of these thirteen, in fact. Although I expect that expecting Pain to protect you from receiving Pain is of questionable utility...
>>482505059I understood like, 5 of those words
>>482505059>not listing our guffaw queen
how can i stop masturbating
>>482505059It seems more likely that Zanaris is male than female... albeit, rather effeminate (being covered in fairies).But who knows what they'll do...
>>482502413what's the cooking guild going to do to stop me? they can only refuse me service if im not wearing a chef's hat (fuck their gay dress code). but as long as i have a chef's hat on they HAVE to respect my demands, no matter what they are.
>>482513925log in to runescape. you won't need to masturbate anymore, because you'll have a bunch of jagex employees ready to pleasure you themselves. granted, they'll be pleasuring you with their penises inside your asshole, but still.
>>482517924no but really
>>482518234become a troon and cut your dick off, then you'll have nothing to masturbate with. massaging your axe wound won't feel pleasurable because there's no nerve endings there, since you are, in fact, still a man and not a woman, so you'll lose all interest in masturbating because it won't feel sexually stimulating.
im masturbating right now
>>482519535To what?
>>482519871
Another faggot RS3 Jmod that centers his personality around the fact he takes it in the ass
>>482523750i do too lol
>>482523831listen man you can take it in the ass to your heart's content (we all do since we play rs3, even if it is unconsensual), but you dont have to make it your entire personality with all that rainbow shit
>>482523750RS3 is dead
>>482524886
>>482524886Good thing we play RS2 and not OSRS
>>482524168How times have changed! In the old days coming out as gay used to be hard becasue of parents, friends, and the church, but now its hard because it means having to admit to being a runescape player.
Can China and Russia just nuke Muttmerica and UKnistan already?
>>482478268>>482498932kys chud!
>>482532841no no, runescape players aren't gay, we're more like crack addicts. see, when a crack addict is so desperate for money that they suck off random dudes for $20, it's not to be gay, but it's because they're that desperate for their fix. it's basically the same thing for runescape players: when we get fucked in the ass by BDJ cock, it's not to be gay, but it's because we're that desperate for our runescape fix.
>Go 117-120 Arch with only 1 brush piece on the 113 spotWhy? Why make it so rare?
>>482537760lol you are actually going after that trash? lol, stupid noob, I bet you can't kill HM Zuk in less than 17 minutes.
Is hilarious how the jmods don't know shit about the own game. And reddit still defend them. At least some OSRS jmods actually played the game and understand the mechanics and economics, but rs3 jmods are totally clueless about anything related to game, especially end-game, be bossing or skilling. Maybe, just maybe, they should get some competent jmobs to design content instead of getting jmods only because they are freaks.
>>482539146nearly every jmod that actually plays runegame 3 quit, so fagex has resorted to hiring anyone with developer experience willing to learn runecode. they were desperate for devs, and now we've gotten to the point we're at
>>482539690Most of modern jmods barely can code tbqh, are just social media faggots like that ugly guy with a Cruella hairstyle and Mod Foul
I don't think there's anything wrong with raising bond prices.The price of a bond right now is almost at 200M, so raising bond prices to match makes sense.
>>482460213Am poor, only 31b, being premier for three or four years now, barely playing anything since august of last year, Necromancy plus all the shitty updates and garbage new lore killed my mojo.Honestly, with bonds being this expensive the number of players will definitely drop. Casual players can't make 2b per year only to pay membership. By next year, I bet the game will reach 18k players. But hey! At least we are getting all those beautiful gender queer black queens around the game!
>>482542070>all your jmods that can actually code and actually play the game quit>desperately try to hire replacements before you lose everything and become literally unable to update the game>no one wants to work for you because you pay like shit, management is fucking retarded, and you'd have to learn a completely unique code that isn't use anywhere else in the industry>get even more desperate to hire people>start hiring anyone that has even the tiniest amount of coding experience>they can't code for shit>updates to the game anyways
>>482539690>>482542070>>482544548>>482545005>>482545179touch grass, chud. I bet you seethed about Raptor
try harder
>>482545585I LOVE FEMALE RAPTOR! AM LESBIAN BTW!
>>482551131t. egg
>>482552042
>>482552042???
>>482524886Uh
>>482555580BDJ can never die. They'll always live on... in our anuses.
My cock is leaking a fucking lot of precum. I want a nice and yet slut femboy or even trans. At this point I would even destroy Mod Foul angloid bussy.
>>482558575kill femboyskill trans
>>482555580beautiful lath
All the good artists only make OSRS art. Rs3 is a community with soulless people with zero talent.
>>482561905rs3 gets some art but not much
>>482563158this one is from almost 12 years old, almost pre eoc era
>>482564901What about this?
>>482566665GW, good times, before all the faggy and retarded shit we got in recent years.>GREGOROVIC IS A DROGOKIN!!!
Nice.
>>482578547gz
>>482578759thanks
Bond prices go up is bad.We need new players.
>>482581575bonds are used by old players, not new
>>482581631New players receive a message in-game they can buy a bond.
>>482581838so what, bonds are used by old players, not new
>>482581883because we aren't getting new players to buy them.
>>482582021were you dropped on your head or something
Zanaris is loveZanaris is life
I'm considering buying leng swords. That and the Zuk Sword are the only melee upgrades I have left, plus I like Melee. I couldn't care less for Necromancy.
>>482534893this pic is literally me
Not renewing my premier when it runs out. Thinking about just RWTing all my shit right now, desu.
>>482590453
>>482619007i want to have sex with this fairy so bad
>>482619196why is she so smug?>>482619007how is it possible for dang to be in the same picture as other people, yet not be the smuggest person there?
>>482619196she looks like she fucks human men, just like all the fairies and elfs and foxes in my anime
>>482626558sound like some pretty based animes you watch
>>482626992i love anime
i love to bully anime nerds and shove them into lockers after taking their lunch money
i love fucking anime babes
runescape should be an anime game
i agree
look how much better this is
nico nico nii zaros-sama
post more
Does this count?
>>482630180i would stick my penis in her, so yes
based
that is dumb delete it
First of all, let me say that I am sorry. I know I fucked up by posting that dumb Naruto image, and I can't take back what I've done. I'm a human, and sometimes I make mistakes. That's not an excuse, but it is the truth. My heart goes out to the people that may or may not have been harmed by my actions. A number of posters - I won't name names (they're anonymous) - have spoken out against what I've done, and they're right to do so. I deeply regret my post, and while I don't expect them to forgive me, I do hope that the actions I've taken since to prevent this from happening again will help ease their suffering. I was in the wrong here, and they have every right to be angry at me.
i am pretty angry yeah
i'm not reading all that shit lol
illiterate
why are british people so ugly.
>>482638789Explain to me exactly what's ugly about >>482382715
wtf is happening are we being raided by osrs fags?
My pride shirt arrived in the mail todayI can feel the heterosexuality leaving my body
>>482640029no, we're just slowly reaching their level of shitposting because our brains are finally starting to melt
my brains are fine and smooth
>>482640563Did you buy the shirt yourself or is it the one the government sent to you as part of the mandatory pride support service they're now mandating everyone takes part in?
i wish the government would send me pride merch...
the government once sent me pride merch. it was a trans shirt, a trans flag, and oddly enough... a rope? i'm not sure what the rope is supposed to be used for, but the shirt and the flag look great
lucky!!!
>>482638789Ian's the least ugly.
>>482641647I don't even know which one Ian is, I only know who Andrew is lol
>>482641798Paul's the tubby on the right, Ian's in the middle.
>>482641173Legend has it that if you're discovered to be heterosexual, Mod Blkwitch will personally track you down and spring pride merch on you
>>482641940Yeah Ian is the least ugly then. Paul is the ugliest; looks like the bad guy from Toy Story 2. Andrew's head reminds me of a toe for some reason
>>482642034No, Mod Blkwitch is actually secretly based and hates gay people and especially trans people. She just pretends to support them to avoid getting cancelled. In reality, she views gay people as nothing more than objects, no different than cheap, Chinese-made toys you find at the 99 cent store. She uses them, gay men specifically, to live out her yaoi fantasies because she has a massive yaoi fetish. But make no mistake, she does not respect or support them. She views them in an extremely derogatory way; that's actually the thing that gets her off. It's a power fantasy. Watching two men stoop so low as to have gay sex with each other makes her feel powerful. It's like when men experience a rape fantasy. That's also why she loves to rape men in the ass with massive strap-on dildos. It all plays into her yaoi fetish and humiliation fetishes.Needless to say, getting a job at Jagex, a company renowned for ass fucking its predominantly male playerbase, was a dream come true to Mod Blkwitch. She truly found her dream job, and I envy that.
>>482641648wow... i am literally SHAKING from this violent hate crime! mod fowl save us!
>>482640029you say that but I'm pretty sure I've heard people here say they want to suck Seren's cock.
>>482643503how can someone suck seren's cock when she's a woman and doesn't have a cock
>>482646245excuse me?
>>482649153im sorry i didnt mean it please dont ban me
>>482649541you should know by now that some men have a vagina and some women have a penis
>>482649650yes, yes of course they do, mod fowl! i know they do! and there's even people that have both or neither! non binary! i understand! i agree! im complying! please dont call the gielinor gestapo to take me away!
>>482649947good cucky
>>482650162yes, mod fowl! i am a cuck! i will let you have lesbian sex with my girlfriend using your feminine penis! just don't cancel me and ban my runescape account!
>>482650294tell me more
>>482650437i'll get my girlfriend to start playing runescape if it pleases you. everyone in BDJ can ass fuck her as hard as they do me. except since you're definitely a woman, it would be actually lesbian sex, not a man raping a woman.
>>482643069based queen gumswitch
How will raising the bond price increase the number of players?
>>482651669The logic is that if the irl price of bonds goes up, the in-game price of bonds will also go up. No matter how you look at it, this is something that violently ass fucks people playing the game. Now, this is sure to increase the number of players, because people that play runegame enjoy getting their assholes devastated by Big Daddy Jagex's monstrous cock. Or rather, I'm assuming people that play runegame enjoy getting ass fucked. After all, we're still here playing the game despite how often BDJ ass rapes us. Surely we'd quit playing if we didn't like getting our assholes blown out, right? So yeah, if you play runegame, you enjoy getting fucked in the ass. Increasing the price of bonds fucks players in the ass. Therefore, BDJ is giving the people what they want. A monstrous BDJ whopper up their rectums.Guffaw.
You know what? I actually don't like getting ass fucked by BDJ.
>>482651669
Rs3 is doing well, We have 146k players online right nowOSRS have 127k online right now lol and 90% of those are botseven their general is full of bots and keep dying lol
>>482581575The obese subhuman arguing with you about it is the samefaggot who always get a way to defend jagex, and when he gets assblasted he simply say: "y-you seething, meds!"
>>482618028Does anyone still gives a shit about buying rs3 accs? Back in the days, people used to pay for shitty accounts.Now, I think people wouldn't give 10 dollars for a comp cape account with all the BiS.
>>482669170you guys gotta learn to stop taking his bait
>>482670014Isn't bait, he is just stupid and a some kind of aborted redditor who end up here.
>>482670404oh come on, who would be stupid enough to unironically defend JAGEX? it has to be a troll
>>482668675your name triggers me, tripfag. please change it.
>>482670704Retarded and soulless people defending shitty ecelebs and companies isn't rare.
>>482672841it should be legal to euthanize anyone that defends jagex
>>482656212Same here. It hurts. Its embarrassing. It gives me anal prolapse.
one day i will anally rape mod blkwitch so she learns how it feels. i will flip the tables on her and her world will be turned upside down. i will become the BDJ.
Sex with ____
>>482682168my 2003 rs gf
>>482682168Korasi
>>482682168Zanik
>>482682168Dang
Imagine how much deader this game will be tomorrow when Shadows of the Erdtree comes out and people remember what playing an actually good game feels like again.
>>482688901All of their players will be botswe are doing greattake your meds and touch grass
>>482688901It's a small miracle Riot shelved their MMO project considering that we're closing in on all time lows as it is
>>482682168anon
>>482688901Dawntrail comes out for FFXIV in a little over a week too, which is gonna kill the game even harder
>>482682168 <--
You know how fuck up things are when even the old lorefags are leaving the game or don't care anymore about it.
>>482694717i'm extremely into video game lore; stories and lore are the only reasons i play video games anymore. been playing RS3 since 2006, and the only reason i still stick with it is because of the lore. the only reason i haven't switched to osrs is because i'm invested in rs3's lore. but between fort forinthry being nothing but faggot shit and the necromancy storyline just being complete slop that felt utterly pointless, jagex is making it so fucking hard to keep playing this game.
lol if y'all hate the game so much why don't you quit? you wouldn't be missed
>>482694717this is funny to read when everyone in this general were already saying the lore was shit back in the sliske days and how the sixth age ruined everything, so the game's lore has been considered irredeemable trash since 2013.
>>482698650It's like the Star Wars prequels, in the future we'll have newfags claiming necromancy was epic and badass all along and that the Aviansie questline is the real cringe.
>>482698942btw am a tranny
>>482699420Well you play rs3 so that's a given LOL
>>482694717Except the biggest lore autists like Lathnin are still around. Hell, he's more passionate about the lore than Jagex themselves to this day.
>>482698942>this kind of reddit copeI bet you unironically love female Raptor and Saradomin mixed race daughter ruling the human kingdoms
>>482699625No everyone here is from your discord retarded circle or know/care about your garbage zceleb who makes awful art and attention whore all the time.
>>482699625who?
>>482699989>>482700373>Outting yourselves as absolute newfagslmfao
>>482698650lore was good up until after elder god wars. age of chaos was the start of slop
>>482702904I know you will call anyone who don't care about your faggy friend a "newfag". Five years ago nobody here never talked about this faggy Lathnin. You are pathetic, sar.
>>482699989>anyone in the community who has a distinct personality>"zceleb"you fucking newfags probably can't even conceptualize what it was like to have a community with actual people in itthere was a time where you could list 20 names of people from the fc, nothing to do with discord, and they'd all be known just by merit of who they were, a person like lath wasn't even noteworthy enough to shit on, yet here you are shitting on him because he's simply one of the only people left To shit onyou fags are so owned by being called an attention whore that all sense of community is gone because you're all just a bunch of sad, boring, personality devoid drones that hate anyone who stands out from your grey limbo
>>482702904>>482703293>seething and sperging this hard bc nobody gives a shit about his crappy art in a dead general
>>482703293I remember of you fc faggots seething about some slayer mods being too hard and about how 4chan was becoming so transphobic. Unironically kys.
>>482703293You should check your hormonal levels.
i find it impressive doj still comes here to mald despite being perm muted ingame and hated and ousted by literally everyone after all these years for being too unlikeable.the game is dead. there's nothing to accomplish here (i knew it was you the moment a "discord" was mentioned even though no rsg discord dedicated to rs3 even exists anymore)
>>482704302Who? Why you are such a butthurt tranny.
yeah you all missed the point and i'm not doj, and the only reason I mentioned discord is because of this post which directly assumes that's the problem>>482699989
sorry, you're perm banned, not perm muted. not that it matters, you ignorant pedophile. no need to feign ignorance either with your lightning quick replies as well. you're the only person who malds about the fc with eight people in it at peak hours.
>>482703293>>482704302the absolute state of (You). Search help, for real.
>>482703293>>482704302>>482704612Why are you samefagging and sperging out like a literal mentally ill loser in a rs3 general?
too easy
>>482704612if i was doj i would've been spamming basedjaks by now, honestly gain some observational skills
I wanted to talk about lore, instead I got some freak >>482703293 shitting ever more the thread. Literally mod foul tier. Kys attention whores.
>sHE is seething on discord rn about the anons ITTlol
>>482705440talk about lore then, go ahead
>>482705260the unbridled rage of none of his monster hunter videos getting over 500 views have consumed him
>Spergs are talking about ecelebs ITTgeneral is dead
>western hemisphere hours>non-stop incelpostingits all so tiresome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiryBMO5nr4
DEAD
BUT THROUGH IT ALLWHEN THERE WAS DOUBTI ATE IT UPAND SPIT IT OUTI FACED IT ALLAND I STOOD TALLAND DID IT MY WAY (GETTING RAPED IN THE ASS)
>>482704612>>482704302>>482703293esl sperg moment lmao
>>482708123>>482714371you da real mvp itt
bitch unome
>>482684141>KorasiKorasi literally has a wife.
>>482748842yeah, me
>>482388141Can't wait for beach, cute World Guardians and all.
>>482748842Noooo, they're just best friends. Korasi is 100% my wife (I am male and we have heterosexual sex together)
>>482760983im jacking off to this image right now
>>482748842A dead wife
>>482767257>Jagex had cute yuri couples decades ago.Jagex has always been based.
>>482776142>Cute yuri couple>Not obnoxiously in your face about being gay>Not forced for the sake of "muh Pride support! muh inclusion!">Relationship felt natural>Both characters are actually interesting and have actual personalities>The fact they're gay isn't even close to being the forefront of their personalitiesThis is how you add gay characters to your game. NuJagex has no fucking idea what subtlety or intelligent writing is anymore
>>482782575>gays have to hide who they are and be special on order for normies to accept themuh, no? fuck you.
>thersgay is a jmod nowbased?
>>482784690wtf lolI still have no idea who the fuck this guy is or what kinds of videos he makes. i've literally only heard his name mentioned in /rsg/ and no where else
>>482787930He makes high quality guides but is otherwise an insufferable basedface-streamer
what's zamorak doing now that he's been permabanned from gielinor
>>482794989probably waiting on brighter shores to invade it
>>482784690he's a pvme idol with huge ego and that's the only huge thing he has cuz he's short and stupid and his rs3 takes are retard tier
>>482802996he is also shit at the game
>>482802996>pvme idolonly thing i need to know, maybe he'll push for the combat to be more understandable by normalfags with real lives
>>482803203FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YO UFUCK YOU
>>482803275*enjoys it*
>Be ironlet>It's time to stock up on ectoplasm>Go underneath the ectofuntus to the slimepool, bring bob and inventory full of empty buckets>Use a bucket on the slimepool>Not enough inventory space>What the fuck, I just want to collect some slime with my empty buckets>Drop a bucket and collect one (1) before you stop and inventory is full again>Start to drop ten buckets at a time out of frustration because nothing is working, bob is useless since its full of empty buckets and I keep having to drop for some reason>Realize after a couple minutes of trading back and forth between bob you actually don't need to bring empty buckets, it generates filled buckets for youEverything about this fucking game is made just to piss you off.
>>482805142>collecting ectoplasm for ritualsnoobtrap
>>482805248Please tell me there's a better way to attain ectoplasm instead of having to go back down to the slime pool I hate this place.
>>482805417ye you just do memento rituals
>>482805639But you get over 3x base ecto doing bucket of slimes instead of communion rituals.
>>482806084but its afk and chill
>>482805142based old player, happened to me too when I came back
>>482760983Most of those dudes playing with these avatars are literally morbidly obese brown Brazilians (i know that bc I used to share a clan with some of them) or ugly angloids like that boring as fuck youtuber who used to be the biggest rs3 content creator out there. I forget his name. The boring and ugly guy who married an ugly asian woman.
>Jagex has always been based.
>>482805142sex with picrel
>>482807476im still jacking off to those pictures of their characters though 8===D~
He's becoming a JMOD.Your outlook for the future of the game?
>>482814895>I'm proud of being a loser!Ouch, gg lol
>>482814985>a pajeet leafit's never been more over
>>482814985as if this wasn't already enough of a meme game
>>482805142>he hasn't been using his morytania legs daily
>>482815031im gooning
>>482782575where were you when this general was chudding out years ago about it being gay pandering that had no place in the game? same with armadyl's line about his dead husband?
>>482825154To what?
>>482832167gooning to >>482760983
>>482827615i was here, it's just arguing on 4chan is a waste of time so i just ignored them. but yeah shit like korasi and jessika is perfectly fine, as is armadyl's throwaway lines about being gay. it doesn't detract from their characters and it isn't in your face. it's the difference between gay characters simply existing and faggots being forced into your face for the sake of pandering, like the fort fagrinthry storyline.
>>482760983mmm slutscape
>>482837432gooning to it rn
sex
>>482847601all me btw
>>482849610im gonna rape you
>>482806447count yourself lucky, when I came back to runescape I suddenly and most unexpectedly found my ass being fill up with jagex jizz, oozing out of my anus so bad that wherever I walked I would leave a slime trail.
>>482850914shit like this is why my anus lives in constant fear
i always play as a female character lol
>>482855961ikr? My anus is quite literally quivering with FEAR right now!Fresh unadulterated 100% pure quality controlled FEAR!Our tight and well washed anal openings live in FEAR!IN FEAR! My God, no one know FEAR until they have encountered the BDJ.
post something for me to goon to
>>482814985he'll "manage" the nonexistent rs3 content creation scenehope this means no influence over the game (he's an idiot)
>Doom leaving for someone who was a community manager at Total Warhammer 3It's ogre again.
>>482883756Wait, Doom left? Already?
>>482883923https://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/1dl3f69/updates_on_the_rs_community_team_mod_doom_mod_yuey/
>>482883985lol
>>482883985Does this mean that other game will be announced soon? Or why would they make him community manager of a game that isn't even announced?
everybody come w25 GE to chud up the pride parade
>>482892583There's actually an event? I thought this game was dead? Who the hell are these people? This feels a lot like just standing around in varrock square hanging out back in the day on f2p. So where are the gay lesbo bitches at least they hate Trannies.
>>482643069My ass...it's in danger...
>>482894472>Mod Blkwitch's messageW-what does it say?
>>482894472
>The Beach
>>482899401I remember when /rsg/ kept claiming this wasn't a tranny game.
>>482899401What the fuck is transfem
>>482883756>>482883985he was very annoying to listen to, this is a good thing
>>482903093New guy looks like a rainbow faggot tho.
>>482907072It's Joever.
remember when this was the height of fashion
>>482913986saracuck, peak fashion was ancient
>>482917129cringe.
>>482917129Ancient rune didn't even exist back then. Everything made since 2008 is nu-scape.
>>482913986I was always fond of sara robes + blue ween.
page dead
>>482913986i was f2p and was saving up for a full sara set because it looked so good. only managed to get the platelegs
>>482917129>Zarosfaggot is rewretting story>>482883756Good, Doom is a faggot with zero knowledge of the game and only redditors love him for whatever reason see >>482542070>>482907072Not a surprise. Is pretty obvious how rs3 is doomed, all the okay jmods are gone, be the ones creating lore or mechanics, now we only have jmods creating quests being all about POZZED shit or fucking even more the lore and making rs3 look more and more generic and like other shitty modern games and IP's.Or jmods who barely played the game and don't shit about skilling and pvm.That's why they are getting even shitty streamers as jmods now.
>>482825154>>482833338>>482837432>>482839678>>482847601Go attention whoring about being a loser in the OSRS general together with the other freeloader troons.
I just want to fucking kill Glouphire already
>>482897516Did you dropped some ropes?
>>482947057no, i think i'll keep posting about being a loser here instead
>>482947882This is a mix of pathetic and almost cute, like an obese chihuahua
>>482950629pretty good summary of /rsg/ desu
>>482897516based
>>482900715men pretending to be womentransmasc is women pretending to be men
>>482947057im not attention whoring, im just letting you know whenever i jack off. speaking of that, im looking at some hentai while touching myself right now. just taking a break to check this thread before i resume my goon session
>>482894472>>482897156>Open the message>It's just 6 different pictures of Mod Blkwitch eating a corndog
What the fuck award even is this? What's it for? I've never heard of it before and I can't find shit on Google, so I'm wondering if it's even anything prestigious or if it's something equivalent to winning a gold star in Kindergarten, but a LOT of RS3 Jmods went to the award ceremony and everything (including our queen, Mod Blkwitch, as you can see in this picture), so it must be... something?
>>482959502jack lost a lot of weight
>>482959723how do you even get gums like that?
>>482959995Every time she puts on a strap-on dildo and fucks a man in the ass with it, her gums grow ever so slightly. We're talking like... the width of a strand of hair. Needless to say, she has lots of experience devastating the assholes of men. Her yaoi fetish really is out of control.
>>482959502seems like it's a "wow, you guys are still around? cool, here's a trophy" kind of awardthey probably got a lot of free food and booze out of it
>>482961025that's honestly a fair reaction to the rs3 branch of jagex considering they're doing everything possible to kill the game, yet it's still around somehow
>>482875310https://www.reddit.com/r/RunescapeHentai/
>>482947057This tbqh, i just feel pity and despise those retarded losers who need to make cooming their entire personality
>>482966683it's shitposting
>>482959502God, those people aren't just ugly but straight up deformed. That's why am grateful for not being pajeet or anglo.
>I-it's bait! I'm not a loser coomer! I'm not repetitive and straight up pathetic! I-iit's s-s-s-shit-hit-posting!!!
>I-I believe everything on 4chan! No one would go online and just post stupid things for no reason! T-To call them out on this behavior that I f-find stupid, I'm going to p-post frogs and f-fake having a scared st-st-stutter online to m-make them look s-s-s-stupid!
>>482958215>>482966791>>482967854you are embarrassing yourself even more, really sad, I wonder if the general is so fucking dead because most of anons prefer to stay way of you (just like people irl)
>>482968503Concession accepted.
>>482968629You're just continuing to demonstrate that you really are a creature to be pitied. Search some help, for real, little bro.
>>482219737Runescape doesn't look like this...
>>482968873I already told you I accept your concession. You don't need to keep seething over an Mongolian basket weaving forum. It's ok turn your computer off sometimes.
>>482966834
>Wilderness Flash Events: The King Black Dragon is infuriated by the disturbances in the Wilderness and is preparing to take out his rage on all combatants near Daemonheim.
>Wilderness Flash Events: The King Black Dragon is infuriated by the disturbances of the Jmod Pride parade and is preparing to take out his rage on all faggots near the Grand Exchange.
I hope you anons didn't miss the Roar of Osseus. Don't you want your hypnowand pieces?
what year is it
>>4829738806th age, year 1
>>>/v/680479267
>>482977897blkwitch my love
>>482959502It might be an overstatement to call the Gower brothers geniuses for creating Runescape, but if so then current Jagex are literally just a pack of seething parasitic maggots eating its corpse.>>482946868Based>>482947057If he wants to goon then more gooning power to him. Hell, sometimes I have been tempted to goon to Mod Blkwitch's gums. Just imagine that vast ocean of gums slathering over your dick, the ride would never end.
>>482883985He's been given a Jagex "special golden handshake". Jagex does not release successful titles. They all fail. Faggots and trannies can not create, they only know how to destroy.Also when Jagex gives you one of their "special golden handshakes" its not the traditional type. No, it involves you holding their penis while they piss down your front of your pants
dagannoth mother (wife)
>>482959502>>482959723BASED NEW QUEEN PICSTHIS SHOULD BE THE NEXT OP NOT THAT RAT-FACED SLUT
>>482968878It does now...
>>482988523
>>482988728Stop insulting MY WIFE
imagine trying
>>482947057>>482970453based anon and based pic, saved
>>482968503you btfo'd him so hard to the point of making him feel shame and trying to change his writing style and going full passive-aggressive lolgg
>>482993205No, the reality is you got butt fucked so hard it makes a BDJ assfucking look tame by comparison. Which is saying something.Look, time for you to face the facts, just accept you are a paranoid mediocre loser without any spark of creativity or imagination, and just move on with failing at the rest of your life, okay? You will feel better and the rest of us can post in peace.
Looking at this thread I get why the general is so fucking dead, mostly is just three guys making the most unfunny posts you can imagine.
>>482996712See "muh BDJ" poster who writers some of the most pretentious crap i've seen itt, maybe he thinks he is funny, but most of the anons no even read his postsas a matter of fact, maybe he got filtered lmao
>>482996835As a matter of fact, after checking all the posts ITT using """BDJ""" I decided that it definitely deserves to be filtered. Maybe my experience with this decaying general can be improved with that.
im pretending to be like, 3 other guys unironically
>>482996835i just ignore his posts, i read one or two but they're all boring and his gimmick is shitis getting really tiresome to check this thread and seeing always the same words being used and the same shitty talk
>>482996712>>482996712>>482996835Yes you see? Admitting you are inferior wasn't that hard. Its good you have conceded your place at the bottom, you will be much happier.
>>482959723looks like caveman Patrick desu
>>482996835>>482997403>>483005636>>483005781stfu this is not what this thread is for
dead
>>483022798YOU DIDNT DO THE STUPID JOKEFUCK YOU
If only 2013 me can see this now.
>>483025808in 2013 spirit shields were already worthless
>>483025963I remember this one being 1b, and then EOC came out and tanked 99% just like my shitcoins. Must have been 2012 when it peaked before EOC then.
>>482997886based and shitposting-pilled
>>483017430LOOK AT THIS GOOD LITTLE CARBUNCLESI LOVE THEM SO MUCHgod i fucking love carbuns
>>483034332heh I was going to post protocarb but then I found those cute prismatic ones
NEW DANG; Thread revived
>>483045419she's cute, but who's the fugly hoe on the right?
>>483038893I love all carbuncles, prismatic or protoIt's my mission in life to pet and hug every carbuncle I see, regardless of if it's trying to kill me or not
>>483045419Again with that goat. What's with the goat???
does dang have sex with goats
>>483047265Girls.
>>483051678
page 10 where this thread belongs>two osrs threads (one of which hit the bump limit) above /rsg/
>22,000 "players" online>thread perpetually on page 10>no one has actually talked about the game in days
>all these years later Telos is STILL the best money in the gamekneel.
>>483063543>Most RS3 players don't use 4chan>Still no meaningful content worth discussing>Constant page 10
10 again
>>483077640just like the age of women i hit on
*d claw specs everyone in this thread*
*roars at you seductively*
>>483081002would destroy this cunny
>>482947057just wanted to let you know im currently jacking off. decided to edge instead of goon. changing things up a bit.
>>483087774k...keep us posted
Shitter spotted
>>483092872>103 qpWhy do people do this to themselves? no zuk cape is also just like... NM zuk is so fucking easy
>>483092872>username is CombatStudy>clearly does not study combatwhat did he mean by this?
he's playing runegame
>>483099460impossible, he has no thumbs
>>483100461he's using revo++
Journey, with me to GielinorFrom Ashdale, a world to exploreIn search of the book of a thousand songsAs we set off from the shore...Venture, into the WildernessBattle, to be the bestSlaying, foes beyond reckoningWe were born to do this questSearching, o'er the driven snowOceans, deserts and cavesFighting, dragons and sorcerersSending monsters to their gravesAutumn voyage in harmonyDraynor, to Catherby's sandsCrossing, meadow and waterfall'Til we reach the Elven LandsSo now, book of a thousand songsHow so - I find you pretend...!For you, are more than a thousand songsAnd there'll never be an end...!No there'll never be an end!
>>483100670based
>>483101668i'm waiting for the guy that hates revo++ to show up and tell the bnuuy to kill himself for being a shitter :(
>>483091039finally came
>>483017430Shut you stupid goosetrap arsewipe. You control nothing. Not even your own bowel movements, lol.
>>483108153don't you DARE speak to a carbyposter that way
>>483099460my backyard rabbit returned the other day
Wonder if there are any noncombat doings worth for Bonds? Quite surprised with them reaching 140m and only going higher.
>>483134345>noncombat doings worth for BondsBGH is like 20m/hr, necro runecrafting is close to thatif you want to mostly afk, elder logs are ok at 3-4m/hr (more with aura/good perks) as long as you got a few hours a day to work it, mining or arch is more afk for less money
>>483017430>hahaha my gimmick is post shit from another game in a runescape general, so funny!YWNBAW>>483134345didn't you got the news? the bond getting higher is actually good!!!most of money making methods are broken as fuck atm, even some high lvl pvm isn't worth atm, there's plenty of rares no even selling unless it's something like spider legs and shitty necromancy gear. i guess the only okay afk money atm is making urns and ecto rituals
im mining daeyalt
>>483142483get over here bloodvessel!
>>483142483I'M COMING TO KILL YOU AT YOUR HOUSE IN LOS ANGELES
>>483142483that mine is comfy there
OSRSisters will help us, bros, we are saved. >>483137283
>>483134705>>483137145Neat on the necromancy, just like with Arch before it, was fine with making comp crates or binding kalgs about a year ago. Looking forward to that!>Bonds increasing in priceWould like to think the high gp-to-bond means for easier maxing. Took a long break, my past routines had been chilling around material caches, incandescent colonies, and doing only the moai miniboss in ED2, yeah.
>>483153272you'll not out-earn gp/hr by bonds, you can get more by doing high level pvm and that's all
>>483120839i would die for him
>>483150028>implying OSRS players give a fuck about us
remember when people were terrified about the huge cash rewards from th? lmao
why is it bad that my glyphs are sparkly
>>483162170jagex is being based and saying if things are sparkly (aka gay) they're bad
>>483162018i miss those days when we were so innocent, so oblivious to the ass fuckings we'd receive in the future... just goes to show that the slippery slope is real. tolerate a little bit now, get ass fucked violently later. anyways that's why i think we should kill all trannies
>>483162764idk aint nothin wrong with a lil prostate stimmin
>spinner noobs are crying about bond prices, againas an iron, i can say isn't hard to make around 4billions per day, isn't hard to pay for premier lol
>>483166168youre forgetting that spinners dont know how to play the game
>>483166168as a spinner that doesn't work a minimum wage job, i can say it isn't hard to just buy membership with real money and actually enjoy playing this game casually instead of bitching about having to maintain bond fees
imo death costs shouldve stayed at 2m+
>>483166732imo you're very wrong
>>483166168Spinners pay for the game to not dieThink its old school subs? LmaoKneel and kiss the spinner cock
>>483167093nah if you cant outdo the old costs in the economy where a boss drop is 1b its on you to go play hello kitty
its the closest we could ever get to losing your shit on death again
>>483167436death costs weren't about the sweaty players that could already boss, it was about it being too punishing for players that couldn't already boss. it made them not have any desire to learn, or take risks of any kind for that matter. it was an outdated system from an era where people thought video games had to crush your balls in a vice grip to be fun
i prefer my balls uncrushed unless it's under mod blkwitch's feet
how do i get mod blkwitch to marry me irl
show her your penis on twitter, that always works
>>483172739she sent me a dick pick back... and it was bigger than mine ._.
>>483173148its ok, she can still top your clitty if you have a nice body
admittedly i know nothing about conducting surveys, but are jagex retarded for taking three months to make a survey and get the data from it? it feels like something that should be done in three weeks
>>483175368takes weeks of leaving the survey active to ensure they get as many responses as possible. like, if they only ran the survey for a few days, tons of people would miss it. then it has to get passed around between a fuckton of interns to actually read through everything and compile the most common responses into reports, which could take a fuckton of time depending how many responses they get and how seriously they're actually taking the survey. then those reports get passed to the higher ups to analyze, then their analysis gets passed around to a bunch of other niggas so they can try to decide on a course of action, then that shit has to be passed to the devs and whatnot so they can decide how to implement the course of actionit's a lot of passing information around so yeah i could see it taking three months. office bureaucracy and office politics and the like
>>483175368this is how long it takes for the polish immigrants to sort through it by hand
I wanna see if they'll acknowledge the feedback on Pride events. I can't imagine they got too many positive responses regarding it.
>>483180772regardless of what the chud playerbase thinks of it it probably looks good to the investors since it attracts those who want a DEI-friendly or impact focused portfolio
kill all investors
dw when brighter shores explodes and kills wow the gowers will buy back majority control
i hope people draw a lot of brighter shores hentai for me to goon to
me too, hope the gowers have the kind of randy bastards who designed nex, and zilyanas vo
The pattern of floor tiles at Rasial is randomWhat is the purpose of this?Is this supposed to be an anti-bot thing?
>>483185936spageddi code :-D
>>483108153>>483137145you're game is dying and you take it out on based carby? sadI will never be a woman because I am chicken man, joke's on you
>>483176439this sounds like how my company takes 3 months to update a single line of text in the terms and conditionsfuck big corpo
>>483192970
>>483193320based carby you always know what's right
>>483162764ikr? At one time we thought just getting a little bit assfucked was a big deal. Our asses hurt. Yes. But we had no idea about the deluge of jagex cum that would later be forcefully pumped up our excessively stretched rectums. We had no idea that our anal sphincters would be left gaping wide open from the daily ass rapings that happen today, the likes of which strike abject terror into anuses all around the world.Its sort of like how the horrors of the Spanish civil war was just a prelude to the full scale wanton destruction of WW2. Instead of Blitzkreig though we are now experiencing ASSKREIG.There should be a Wikipedia entry on the subject.ASSKREIG"Asskrieg or "ass warfare". A devastating form of anal assault developed by the raving faggots at Jagex in the early 21st century. The concept involved the use of highly mobile and heavily concentrated big daddy penises rapidly driving into the unsuspecting anuses of runescape players, exploiting the breakthrough to dump large loads of sticky jagex cum deep inside their rectums. A key feature was the spreading of fear and terror among the players, particularly their anuses."
>>483204102my anus lives in fear of asskrieg
was this the goal of the pride event
>>483212226men are talking about getting their assholes raped by other men so... i think so? good job, jagex
it is mans primal fear
What are some things that I should do that are grindy? I've been doing Menaphos reputation for the last week+.
necro rituals
>>483212705Grind 5000 duel victories so you can have a cool hat like our savior, Dang
>>483212961My combats are in the 80s and I haven't done any combat since I started paying for mems probably months ago. Getting into anything combat right now sounds kinda lame and boring.
>want to start a new ironmeme because bored>remember ports exists>all hope and optimism: gone
>>483212961can you really still get one from random duels
>>483213205yeah i did the grind myself around 7 months ago by killing my alt in a duel 5000 times. took like 30 hours or some shit. still the most autistic thing ive ever done in my life
>>483212961
>>483212961>>483216063found a better one
>>483216468i would fuck this rat
im spinning right now
>>483221501in your chair? me tooweeeeeeeeeee
>>483222318you're gonna get dizzy if you keep doing that and being dizzy is a huge xp loss
>>483045419My wife looks so good in full Sagitarrian... I want to cry
>>483224538how did you get so lucky to find a wife like dang...
>>483224967it's easy just stop taking your meds
>>483225959i already have because reality is cold and dark
why dont women play runegame
>>483227724women don't have autism
>>483227724they've been replaced by trannies
>>483230016yes they do, but it's a different kind of autism than men>>483230120JK rowling did nothing wrong
>>483207458I am going to ANALual ASS AWARDS. Its like the Oscars but for asses instead.I am going to nominate Jagex for the category of "Most Violent ASSKREIG".
I'm sorry but it's not you it's me.
this is not a dating site
just passed az-104, back to runescape
osrs needs mod fowl more than we do
Just be happy that your spins werent all replaced with pride cosmetics l
lmao bwanaz b bitchn bout pride npcs in places they dont even go like they left wars retreat in 1000 hours
Jagex should add new content to KaramjaMake abyssal scourge upgrade come from a corrupt jadinko queen that mogs the matriarchs
this rug really tied the room together, dude
ASSKRIEG!A new form of warfare, directed at your ass. Concentrated columns of jagex penises penetrating the player's anal defenses, pouring into the rear areas ( lol ) with the support of combined degeneracy ( trannies, queers, and lesbians ).ASSKREIG!No anus in the world could withstand such a force.
>>483266706oy vey you can't be expanding this colonialist pipe dream goy
>>483230016they do, its just not as gross as male autism
>Beach Clues now only have steps on the beach itself summer slutscape is back baby
Time to enter the Dung hole for the 1st time before it maybe leaves and see what the hype is about.So far it's very slow xp. I would rather go to Daemonheim.
>>483275687Dung Hole was always a noob trap. Its only good for skipping the early dung levels since those are legit terrible. But idiots wanna go for 120 in there not realizing you can get like 500k xp per floor once you get to like 90 or so dungeoneering
ive played rs3 for about 4 years now but never looked into the summer event because i usually take time off around that timei logged in today out of curiosity, is the beach event just blunt afk-scape? whats the point of it?
>>483278540dung hole and free fortunate components from sand clues
>>483280249>>483276562what he said, i banged out 120 dung during dxp. there is nothing complicated about receiving 2m xp per dungeon lmaoits sad how the only remaining population boosts this game has are during dxp (w84 afking) and noob trap events like these for people who are too retarded to play the game any other way
>>483269823Panzergruppen BigDaddyex,Supported by Stuka Ju87 ASSBOMBERS!Encircling your anus then destroying it.in a battle of ANAL ANNIHILATION!
>>483278540Beach is decade old content from back before XP rates skyrocketed. At the time it was actually okay xp for being free and afk. Popularity led it to basically becoming a holiday event. XP rates are absolute garbage compared to afking normal methods now but people still enjoy it and beach has a shit ton of slutty cosmetics to unlock
money should be abolish from runescape, we could simple get everything we want for free, everyone should own all the party hats
>>483192970Holy mother of ESL, kill yourself, you boring subhuman.
Finally, the hole has opened up. It was made for me.
so the only update from today is the beach? the absolute state of this slop. I guess it's another day not playing it and instead using my time reading and working up.
>>483266401please don't say "bwana" because it's a very problematic word. karamja as a whole is very problematic and needs to be remade from the group up so it's more sensitive to indigenous peoples and cultures. there should also be gay and trans people added for the sake of representation and inclusion.
>>483287225im a slut
>>4827609832024 version when?
>>483307884Yeah lmao theyre not world guardians anymore were just the last necromancer
>>483288928lol just noticed too, excuse my phone
>>483302935they could make it more acceptable by makign us just a chad karamjan warriors lil helper boialso by making karamjan wakanda in the 3rd age
>"The fundamental heart of what Karamja is in the game is SO problematic. Like, the basic concept of Karamja is this sort of colonialist fantasy of going off to this wild jungle. It re-enacts like a 19th century Rudyard Kipling story. That's actually not something that we particularly want in RuneScape. So, we look at Karamja...it's not like updating the tree models to make them look better and updating the NPCs to make them look better and leaving it as it is. Karamja really just needs to be started from scratch, really. It needs to be reimagined as something completely different. Because what it's trying to add to the game isn't something that we particularly want in the game?"- Mod Jack, February 2, 2022 streamhttps://files.catbox.moe/bl2vgo.mp4
>>483294018i'm opening your hole up bitchnigger
>>483329639so do they think the gowers are racist or some shit lmao
>visiting and cooperating with different cultures that have different standards of living is racist
i think ensuring that gay island blxcks get the appropriate representation is the most important priority for runegame moving forwardnobody loves taking it up the ass more than real african jungle homos
>>483329639why are brits and their colonies (canada in particular) so fucking retarded at guilt tripping colonial past (of which none of them had no part of) and just being accepting of all sorts of faggotry (replacing the union jack with rainbow flags)western culture revolves around it but i've noticed it particularly in brits
>>483329639Based Mod Jack planning to nuke the entire island of Karamja. No darkies allowed in his videogame.
>>483326942The Karamjan Society of Magical Negroes
>>483329639>Like, the basic concept of Karamja is this sort of colonialist fantasy of going off to this wild jungle.This just in, gamers: you're racist if you go to the jungle. That's it, simply visiting a jungle makes you racist. You can be totally not racist one second, standing directly next to a jungle, but the second you take one step to your left and enter that jungle? Problematic racist. It's better to just pretend that jungles and minorities don't exist at all. Just turn your back and close your eyes. Do not acknowledge them. It's the only way to not be racist.
>>483329639the second someone uses the words "problematic" or "toxic" unironically i immediately tune them out and disregard whatever it is they're saying
>>483342101Nah magical negro is when they exist to solve the white mans problems, you exist to help with theirs
>>483342984The Karamjan Society of Magical Bwanas
>get pet drop on the first killToo easy.
>>483343421Better
>>483334096Modern anglos are subhumans, they are crypto-kikes
>clawdia pond is the vagina>dungeoneering hole in the asshole>the vagina has crabsI can't believe I'm only now getting the joke.
>>483345873u have crabs
Is this game always political? I just want to fish and you guys are doing party politics
>>483346402Jagex is the one choosing to make it political by forcing real world shit like Pride month into the game
i'm gooning again
>>483346995based
why are osrs content creators so much bigger than rs3 creators if there are only 6 times as many osrs players? is the botting situation really that bad in rs3?
>why is bigger number bigger than smaller number?either I'm very retarded and don't understand or you are
>>483347981OSRS is an actual community, so content creators are able to actually gather a following. RS3 doesn't really have a community because we're all too cynical due to Jagex's constant ass fucking. We just log in, play the game, and keep to ourselves, then don't breathe a word about it outside of the game because no one is proud to say "I'm part of the RS3 community." So because of this, there's no community for RS3 content creators to appeal to. No one wants to acknowledge the game exists when they aren't actively playing it, so no one watches RS3 videos. The content creators that actually try are dead in the water before they can take off as a result. OSRS on the other hand, people are excited to say they're part of the OSRS community. OSRS players bond with other OSRS players outside the game, and watching content creators is just one of the many ways they can stir up discussions about the game they love. You feel compelled to watch OSRS content creators, because you don't want to feel left out. No one wants to be the guy sitting there awkwardly when everyone is talking about the latest Gielinor Games or Swampletics episodes because they have no idea what everyone is talking about.Even people that don't play RS3 or OSRS still watch OSRS content creators because the community sphere has gotten so large and is so inviting that people that played RuneScape before EoC released think to themselves, "Man, I remember when I used to play RuneScape as a kid. It's pretty cool watching videos of OSRS because it reminds me of the good old days." RS3 doesn't have that appeal, because people look at the sorry state it's in and just feel pity.Basically, it all just comes down to the sorry state RS3 finds itself in. If Jagex actually treated RS3 as well as they do OSRS, the player count would be higher and the content creation scene would be alive and well.
>>483347981OSRS has normal, fun, well-adjusted people playing itRS3 is just bitter sunk cost autists who can't let go
im an alcoholic
>>483351479im a dangoholic
>>483351918uhhh hello, based department??
>>483354131she blep :p
>>483354131This is one of my favorite artworks of her desu
>>483349216ABsolutely.When I look at the pathetic clusterfuck of RS3 I feel very sad. But when I look at OSRS I run out into the street and poo my pants at the glory of it all. Then I take my pants off and rush around showing everyone saying "Look! Look! JUST LOOK AT MY POOEY PANTS!"
>>483351918NEW DANG, WE'RE EATING WELL TONIGHT
>>483356343it's definitely one of the best. so cute>>483356835I'MFUCKINGGOONINGTODANG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub2hvCfqXF4
>>483364086
>>483364527i wish that tuba was my dick
>>483364086with skelly chad
>>483365329i could beat the skelly lord up
>>483364086with Jas
>>483377509augmented asshole(BDJ grinds invention by constantly slaying it then disassembling it)
>>483346995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZlULYRGBNQ
>Your aura allows you to recover an additional crop.
>>483387342>Your aura allows you to recover an additional cope.
I'm too dumb for zammyPls explain mechanics in a way that's not a 30 minute video
Today I took a big shit. But something wasn't right. When I was wiping my ass I noticed it was trembling."Whats the matter little anus?""I am scared of Big Daddy Jagex! I'm terrified he is going to ASSKREIG me!"This is the state of Runescapergame. Where our tight sparkling clean anal openings live in FEAR! IN CONSTANT FEAR! Is that any fit condition for our assholes to live under? I SAY NO!Stand with me and say NO to anal intrusions!
>>483392472nvm I figured it out :^)
>>483399735thats what they call an epic gamer move
>>483401053Hahaha! No.An epic gamer move is dodging BIG DADDY JAGEX'S MONSTER SIZED WHOPPER COCK when he is about to FUCK your ASS!No one has ever done it!Snorkle!Guffaw!Chortle!
>>483381994this is vidyascape
>>483399735Very based.
still no monkey mace drop....
>usually do a lot of mining/smithing on a new ironman and use the gear for melee training>first time making a new character since necromancy and no idea what to doDo I just go with the streamlined necro path and rush to mid game or do I take my time with mining and smithing?Please help me bros
>>483424705necromancy is still op
>>483424705bee youreself, have funjust got hm zuk cape today myself, still need to finish off reaper crew though. beastmaster and solak to go..
>>482219737diont die
Necromancy's pretty cool, combat's straightforward, and rituals are its own fun microgame. Hopefully will insert this pic related along with the necro grind.
they should add kung fu with the next eastern expansion as the 5th combat style
>>483437886that would be racist, they should add authentic asian stories
>>483441804sure, as long as they involve kung fu
itll never happen unless they can make you train it by standing afk for 1000 hours doing qigong
how will osbabbies cope with RS3 being a longer grind once every skill is 120
theyll probably be fine since rs3 is basically an idle game at this point
what ever happened to that "phantom" project where you'd see people from other servers in your server as phantoms?canned because it would make things like the wildy events even more unbearable?
Oh shit.
>>483463479gz
>>483463479What event is that?
>>483464127the infernal star that just happened less than 20 mins ago
>>483464127Any of the big events can give a coreInfernal StarKBD RampageEvil Bloodtree The Wildyworm
>>483463479g
>>483465446>killed by pyrefiend>killed by spires>can do okay>I know I'll die won't even tryslow and steady gets me the core
>>483463479gz buddy
>>483468664Honestly evil bloodwood just breaks progression for early gamers because you'll just constantly get necro salvage, so as soon as they hit 55 mage they have a few mil in alchs ready
>>483479221how easy is it to get damage done as a low level though? events end really fast with everybody spamming necro
>>483479910there's no combat in the bloodwood event, stage 1 is gathering and grinding bones, stage 2 is afk wc, stage 3 is firemaking
>>483397876im surprised you had to wipe your ass at all. after playing rs3 for so long, my asshole is permanently gaped open. i have to wear diapers even. but as a result, the turds just fall right out of my ass. they don't leave a trail of shit for me to wipe or anything! it's kind of nice not having to wipe desu.
>>483441804authentic asian stories, you say? like the story of yasuke, the black samurai? i agree we should add more authentic asian stories to the game... by adding a bunch of black people from karamja!
>>483424705you still need smithing/crafting to upgrade your necro gear
dgdgdbdjdd
>>483185936its a weird boss fight/arena with a lot of intricacies you never see because he dies in one minute. his attack rotation depends on where he's standing in the arena, for example
>>482219737Haven't logged in a while and just started to play a little to check on this game. Holding 2 bonds from like 60 mill and see that they are now 140 mill each. What's everyone's take on why they are going up? My take is that enough people have figured out that it's cheaper to buy gold from gold sellers on player auctions and then buy bonds than paying Jagex $12.50 a month. So the bonds prices are catching up to the gold seller's ratios of gold per dollar. When were at 75 mill you could have bought 500 mill for $10 bucks from gold sellers on like player auctions, which you could have used that 500 mill to buy 6 bonds which gave you 3 solid months of membership with 50 mill gold leftover to play around with. You would have also saved $2.50 instead of paying $12.50 for 1 month. That $12.50 also would not have gone to Jagex's pockets, which they would have then used it to continue turning this game into the faggiest and gayest online game as the years go by.
>>483498475
>>483506084*When bonds were at 75 mill ea.
>Wilderness Flash Events: A huge strykewyrm has been disturbed near the source of the River Lum and is burrowing towards the surface.
Just when I thought I wouldn't find something else that would piss me off enough to screenshot this bullshit. Who the fuck is behind this dumbassery?
>>483506084Whales not whaling, supply goes up, demand stays the same (Or drops at a slower rate)
>>483518465semiwhale herecan confirm i've stopped allowing bdj into my wallet
>>483511774I found it at the Zaros pyramid on W84, gave me a medium casket.
Arse grapes
>>483479221>Honestly evil bloodwood just breaks progression for early gamers it really does and its much worse than farming ed3 trash used to be (although you cant grind it), i dont get why there arent semi-high requirements to be eligible for rewards especially in non-combat events that any level 3 can do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85BXpd0oR_0
>>482273470based
Player: What are all the people and creatures around here?Player: What do they do?Guide: Some characters here are other games players,Guide: Some are creatures and people that live in runescapeGuide: You can talk and trade and fight with most of them, if you want to
