Motivational EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>482937134
I love my husband Astarion.
I love my wife Florrick.
I love Shadowheart's husband, Big H.
I love cute female Tavs.
At least she took it well
>>483077660>dragonfreak>handsome
>>483077485
>>483077817This is a larian game, everybody wants to fuck a lizard.
I love my husband Enver
>>483077817Problem, hummie? Your girl said what she said.
How do we feel about Wyll being appointed as duke through sheer nepotism?
>>483078119Who?
Jaheira mocks your dream guardian.
>How do we feel about literal who
>>483078119He's a good man, so nepotism will coincidentally work out in this case.There is an argument that a person being raised and educated from birth to be the next leader has certain advantages over the possibility of 2 idiots outvoting 1 smart person because some grifter politician gave a better public speech or has a prettier face than a more qualified leader. No system is perfect.
>>483078119Boo believes the vote was rigged.
>mintharafag is a monarchistunfathomably based
>>483078291What an incredibly rude thing to say about my wife. You're on thin ice Jaheira...
I reached act 3, time to kill every single person inside Sharess Caress again.
I don’t think Baldur's Gate's system works. It needs a system where the politicians sit down and discuss the problem, agree what’s in the best interest of all the people and then do it. And if they don’t always agree, well then they should be made to.
Best romance for a white human male rogue?
>>483079064astarion
>>483079064wyll
>>483078873>they should be made toNow you’re talking my language
>>483079064Minthara
>>483079064Barcus Wroot.
>>483079064In order>Shadowheart (Sharran)>Astarion>Minthara>Gale>enormous power gap>literally everyone else
>>483079064
>>483079064Roah Moonglow
>>483079267as long as he treats him right
Is it even worth trying to save everyone in the Iron Throne?
>>483079475Outside of personal satisfaction? No. Not a single thing. Which is lame as fuck, but alas. The only three you gotta save are the Duke, Ormellum, and Toobins daughter. Nothing changes if the rest are saved.
>>483079475Why do you care if a gnome lives or dies?
>>483079475The ones in the Iron Throne have done nothing wrong.The ones in the Foundry made their choices.
>>483078873I will bring peace and prosperity to Minthara's new empire.>>483079064Sharran Shart would like a sneaky secretive person.Minthara would tell you all about what poisons to put on your knives to stab people.>>483079475Yeah, most of them are innocents. Hostage family members and the like.If you're having trouble, toss a haste spore grenade onto each of the hallways so your allies run through it on their way to the submarine. Makes it pretty easy. Also you can shoot the cell door panels from a distance.
I heard we call him daddy here
>>483080131Cringe
>>483079716uhhh, rude? Gnome lives matter, you know.
>>483079475it's really not that bad. use summons, haste spore grenades, misty step/fly, and you should be able to do it in time. keeping the stupid foundry gnomes alive is harder
>yeah, thank Balduran for that.
>>483079409He is not a romance
Just about?>they don't know that Isobel is about to die so I can get a weird alien form
I really fucking hate retards that will say something stupid, and instead of saying "oh, okay" when that becomes clear, they have to try to recover and double/triple/quadruple down on it. Just shut the fuck up and move on.
>>483080930I never said anything stupid though.
>>483078873Time for a new Grove.
>>483080930But enough about the slopswine, it hasn't confused one of us for the namefag yet.
>>483079927i beat the shit of minthara in the camp after act 1 she was unconscious after the fight. will she still show up in act 2 in the shadow curse part ? her body was gone after i woke up.
>>483081153Lmao hes still doing it?
>>483080702Literary irony.....kino...>>483081158Probably. They made it work pretty consistently back in patch 6 as long as you knock her out nonlethally.
>talking to himselfTime for bed
>a few minutes later>convince Kagha to spare Arabella>Shadowheart approves
>>483081687EA Shadowheart and Release Shadowheart are two different characters, maybe EA Shadowheart was supposed to be monogamous? You never know.
>>483081687There's kind of a meaningful difference between "the child should be disciplined for theft" and "let the snake kill her."
Am I crazy, or did Florick used to be here? I have really distinct memories of her at the head of the table
>>483082338She was, in my playthrough
>>483081687She loves children
Now that the Dustiness has settled (KonoSuba S3 ended):>Name 5 reasons why (You) believe BG3 is better or worse than BG2GO!
>>483082458BG3 has sexier men than BG2
>>483082458All five reasons are named Enver Gortash
>>483082446So does huge H, they have so much in common.
>posted it again in the new thread
>>483082338She is. But she also leaves after you talk to her, at least that's my experience. I don't know when she leaves specifically. When I arrived at Last Light, she was there. When I fought Marcus and went back to check in case she died to a Fire Wall, she was gone and a note was there saying she was going ahead without waiting for me because she is a busy person. Fucking Florrick.
>>483082728He's so beautiful...
Wow, he is LITERALLY me>>483082671Huh, maybe she leaves if you don't go right there upon entering act 2? There was a letter from her on the table
I wish I knew how to make web ems.I am currently looking at the Durge's body lying completely naked next to Orin's bed. The interesting part about it is that his pee pee, his tiny chin chin, it's twitching. So cute!
>>483082154>"let the snake kill her."To be fair, Kagha orders her imprisoned.Arabella's death is mostly a result of her panicking and Kagha being unable to properly control her snake.So basically, when you convince Kagha to spare Arabella, Shadowheart cannot foresee that the alternative will lead to her death.
>>483082987i'm glad you don't know how to make webms
>>483082458Baldur's Gate 2 is old so it's worse
>plan to kill Isobel>Mirkon is here>he just keeps calling everything awesome and tells me how cool I amLord forgive me, I don't got it in me anymore
I just want to climb on top of him and ride him to exhaustion. I want to make love to him like it's my last night alive and then curl up and cuddle with him and remind him that he is loved. I want to kiss him and hug him and wrap my arms around him and feel him bite me. I want to be loved by him.
>>483083327>armpit hairi like it but it's not canon...
>>483083421I know, unfortunate and distracting but I still like it.
>>483083010>Shadowheart cannot foresee that the alternative will lead to her death.No, but she has 17 WIS and it doesn't take a genius to realize the kid is in danger.
>>483083421everyone in camp has armpit hair by the third long rest, especially the girls
Is there anything special that The Dark Urge characters get in the good endings if they refuse to embrace Bhaal, or do they become effectively Tav'd?What about Astarion as MC? Do you get basically no outro with your party?
describe /bgg/ with a BG3 screenshot.
>>483083327How do you "ride him"? You mean fuck him anally from behind?
>>483083505>Is there anything special that The Dark Urge characters get in the good endingsYou get a couple lines of dialogue on the docks about resisting your father, and maybe a few lines in the epilogue, but no they're effectively tavvedAstarion MC runs away and misses some of the dock scene (but gets a slightly extended bit where he's hiding nearby under some crates) and his epilogue is like normal
>>483083327Is it that time of the month?
>>483083594
>>483083679>Astarion MC runs away and misses some of the dock scene (but gets a slightly extended bit where he's hiding nearby under some crates) and his epilogue is like normalThen how does Astarion MC make plans with his waifu? Sounds so weird to even imagine, but imagine Astarion MC x Lae'zel. Why would she go with him instead of freeing her people when he cannot even live in the sun.
>>483083683>Is it that time of the month?It's not. But it is time to post men.
>>483079927>I will bring peace and prosperity to Minthara's new empire.
>>483083903You tell me post men, I post the same one.
>>483083594She's everything to me. Unironically.
>>483083857That's a good point, idk how that specific interaction goes. I know you meet up with your waifu later in a tavern, so you're away from the sun. But idk how the order of Lae'zel leaving/Astarion running away goes
Frog has the best act 3 scene.
>>483083505Is Astarion the worst possible MC in Baldur's Gate 3? You cannot listen to Astarion's voice acting...
Why is Shadwheart's hair so bugged? Her hair turned black again during the sex scene, and the morning after it's white again.
>>483084258That'd be Lae'zel, you lose out on all her mannerisms and her being the leader is retarded
>Durge starts the fight vs Isobel>Minthara kills Isobel>should I question the obvious Sharran?>should I question the guy who refused to drink my truth serum and then led the group upstairs? >No, I'll ask, 8 Cha Lae'zelJaheira may slip and fall like Isobel
how am i supposed to focus on the brain when you look so cute
99.9% of gamers would date Orin if it was an option to replace ugly fucking hags like Jaheira and M*nthara, 80% of them would also kill Karlach for her.
>>483084451forgot the pic, really adds a lot to the absurdity
What the FUCK are githyanki anyway?
>[Oath of Devotion] *Recite the words of your Oath.*>Honesty. Don't lie or cheat. Let your word be your promise.>Courage. Never fear to act, though caution is wise.>Compassion. Aid others, protect the weak, and punish those who threaten them. Show mercy to your foes, but temper it with wisdom.>Honor. Treat others with fairness, and let your honorable deeds be an example to them. Do as much good as possible while causing the least amount of harm.>Duty. Be responsible for your actions and their consequences, protect those entrusted to your care, and obey those who have just authority over you.
>>483084651aliens
>>483084661Oh. You're still alive, huh.
>>483084748Never underestimate a Paladin's endurance.
>>483084773TOTAL DEVOTION TO GORTASH
>>483084232frog has the best everything
>>483084661Too bad OoD is garbage. You'd expect the bread and butter paladin subclass to get some good shit for being a goodie two shoes but both Ancients and Vengence mog them.
>>483084369Small indie company
>>483084369It's been bugged for ages.Her hair goes back to black when she gets naked during a cutscene.You can fix it by saving and reloading after she undresses.
Did you know? /bgg/ doesn't know how to change the hotkeys - i.e. Z from Jump to Fly and back
>>483084805You've been disappearing for days at a time. I don't think Paladins should take days off.
I love Jaheira’s fat cellulite ridden ass.
>>483084773
>>483084843Not the best body. Gets completely BTFO by Karlass and Shadowbutt in that department. Shame too since one of the early concepts for her show that she at least had a Shart tier body on her, but they decided to go with the anorexic space frog look instead.
>>483084995Was on a goon binge
>Not the best bodyyou've been psyopped to think fat is beautiful
>>483085098I like her weird, lanky, borderline anorexic, alien body. Frogs shouldn't be humans with a coat of paint.
>>483085320>fatBT1 women are built like french super models
ZAI, ZAI, ZAI!
>>483085085That ass...
Why the fuck is an angry black woman screeching at me that the black man in my party killed his black father? I thought his black father could still be saved in an "underwater prison" or something.
>>483085413>zai zai zai>H'TAKAso cute
>>483084773Amazing picture
>>483085085TOTAL DEVOTION
>>483085612Imagine Mizora and Arabella...together...
Welp
Why doesn't she just... go through the gap?
>>483085612If you broke the pact with Mizora, she tells Florrick that Wyll killed his father.Which is not true, but Mizora likes to stir shit up.
Cast the TV show
>>483085876she's EXTREMELY stupid
>>483084995Evil never sleeps.
>Cast the TV show
>>483085876The tieflings would just set her on fire. So for now, she's not risking taking extra damage.
>>483085973>>483086202Willem Dafoe IS The Dark UrgeSydney Sweeney IS ShadowheartGal Gadot IS KarlachSafiyya Ingar IS Lae'zelEamon Farren IS GaleJordan Peele IS WyllKen Watanabe IS AstarionFeaturing Michael Imperioli as Ketheric ThormGuest appearances by Heather Graham as Minthara, Christopher Evans as Halsin, Salma Hayek as Jaheira, and Henry Cavill as Minsc
>>483087071Gal Gadot is not that ugly
A toast
>Gen Z culture
>Never saved Wyll's father>"With his father's blessing, Wyll announced himself the Blade of Avernus"When did he give him his blessing? I didn't even find him in whatever prison he's in
>>483087414his force ghost appeared to him
>>483081687This is one of the actually good subtle writing areas of the game. Shart is a normal person who is browbeaten into thinking she wants to be a Sharran. So one of her character traits is that she will often say the standard Sharran crap, but her secret internal feelings are those of an average person. These often conflict. She does the same thing about raiding the grove, she talks shit but then if you actually do it she gets drunk from guilt.It's actually great to have a character in a game who says one thing but means something else, people do this in real life all the time and there should be more of it in games.>>483082458Well the main reason bg3 is better is that it's turn based instead of rtwp.But other than that, they're not meaningfully better than each other. They're both good. I actually prefer some of the party members and party member interactions of bg2 over bg3, but bg3 has an amazing cinematic presentation while bg2 is dated. I think the story is slightly better in 2, and I also think the c&c (choices and consequences) of 2 is slightly better.Both have good waifus and husbandos, and both have fun rpg framework.>>483085320I think bt1 elves are the best. >but there's no difference between bt1 humans and bt1 elvesThe ears!
>>483087071Karlach is Gina Carano
>>483087071and enough ithbank...to fill de chionthar! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrOTFe0-NIw
We should be thankful bg3.wiki is surprisingly decent. Other games are not so lucky and have to deal with fextralife cancer.
>>483087764>So one of her character traits is that she will often say the standard Sharran crap, but her secret internal feelings are those of an average personAnd yet this makes no sense, because her mind is wiped constantly to get her obedientExcept it doesnt work because... she's so speshul, guys
>>483088029fextralife was still the most popular wiki when the game was modt popular
How come she gets to summon a bunch of strong golden imps and minotaurs but all we get as a warlock is a shitty level 5 imp? Is Tav's patron just shit?
>>483088031There isn't just one type of mind wiping or amnesia. It isn't that far-fetched to suggest even someone who's been repeatedly mind wiped could retain some subconscious values. It doesn't have to be a complete factory reset where they literally lose everything that makes them an individual.
>>483082458BG2 has better gameplay, BG3 has better writing.
>>483088529>It doesn't have to be a complete factory reset where they literally lose everything that makes them an individual.you're right, it doesntExcept that's explicitly what they were doing with Shadowheart, was trying to break her down to nothing in order to rebuild her>It isn't that far-fetched to suggest even someone who's been repeatedly mind wiped could retain some subconscious valuesIt literally is when it comes to a magic mirror empowered by a god, we see it work exactly as a full wipe in-game
>>483088380post your tav he's pretty
I just love love love love love! Encounters like in the Shar temple where you have to fight against 50 subhumans for 50 hours.
>>483089078it didn't take me 50 hours
>>483082987Webm's for retards
Why is Divine Intervention limited to just once when you can just use hirelings
>>483089409don't tell him i don't want to see his durge dick webm
>>483085973Nell Tiger Free as ShadowheartBenedict Cumberbatch as GaleZendaya as Lae'zelBrienne of Tarth for KarlachSome faggot for Astarion, just go to the clubs and find the literal gayest faggot you canTheo Solomon as WyllThe Rock as HalsinDebra Wilson for MintharaDave Batista for MinscMichelle Fairley for JaheiraScarJo as OrinKevin Spacey as Gortash
>>483085973>>483089530Timothee Chalamet as Astarion, just use makeup to age him up
>>483089442You're right, it should replenish after a long rest. A 4-Cleric party should be able to nuke every encounter with 32d10 radiant damage.
thank you to the anon who told me to attack him, that made my night
>>483089530>Kevin Spacey as Gortash
>>483090024Are you going to control the brain with him?
>>483090024He's so mean
>>483089492I do
>>483090289he KICKS dwarves
>>483089442Because it's supposed to be a choice with consequences, and the consequence to this choice is that it has only one ammo. It's a rule from tabletop.Respeccing for infinite interventions is not lore friendly. You couldn't actually trick a god to do that. Camp casting Aid, Hero's Feast, and Warding Bond is lore friendly because it's just spells, and that's how a person would aid the party if they didn't want to go into combat themselves. But camp casting Intervention or even worse, respeccing for infinite interventions, is not logical. So you shouldn't do it it imo.
>>483090105Yes
>>483089787No, it should have a 1d100 roll and success chance is based on what you're asking for. If it succeeds, you need to long rest 7 times (no partial long rest) before using it again. If you fail, you can use it after long rest again.You could even create an algorithm that evaluates the success chance threshold needed for the 1d100 roll, if you had competent programmers.
Hit them with FACTS and LOGIC.
>>483090442>It's a rule from tabletop.Look at this braindead namefag.https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Cleric#toc_10
>>483088031>she's so speshul, guysA bit but i think some things must be considered.First off, Viconia's efforts were undermined by Nocturne and actively helped her regain some memories.Second, we also know that the mirror isn't completely infallible.The dude in front of the House of Grief who had his mind wiped to forget his dead wife(?), still had her name in his head, he cannot really remember her but that name still stuck.Thirdly, what actually makes Shadowheart defy Shar is the crapshoot of events>Tav / Durge being a positive influence>that Aylin *somehow* was able to tap into Shart's memories and push that precise buttonAlternatively, it's Shar absolutely pushing it by wanting to Shadowheart sacrifice her own parents to Shar while having full knowledge of who she was and what she's done to them.Without all that, she would have remained a Sharran for the rest of her days, but Shar desperately wanted to turn a child of Selune into her new Chosen pushed it to the brink.
>>483090105SPACEy, get it, he was meant to work with Swen or Sven or whichever it is
>camp casters could be here
>>483090514I gotcha
>>483090541At no point was anyone under the illusion this video game is meant to be a 1:1 adaptation of the tabletop game, why are you so anal about this rule in particular? All so you can savescum the roll anyway?
>>483090543Meant for >>483090541 this toxic guy
>>483089530Mostly good choices
>>483091076>All so you can savescum the roll anyway?It really shows how /bgg/ is the biggest popamole RPG of the 2000s. In good faith, I will assume that you've played maybe 10 games in your life with RPG elements in them.If you want to savescum to reroll, there are plenty more impactful opportunities to do so in BG3.And if the developers cared about savescuming, it is perfectly possible to add roll outputs that stay the same after reloading the game.
he doesn't like it when i make him dance
>>483089530>Kevin Spacey as GortashC'mon, Jason Isaacs has experience playing overly cocky dudes.
>>483090639It being limited ammo is a rule from tabletop, to answer the question of why you don't just use hirelings.It's supposed to be limited ammo to represent that you can't do this willy nilly, and it's a good change to make it literally one ammo instead of just sparingly, because encouraging players to sit around long resting 7 times to try again is stupid. A gm wouldn't allow that, so they may as well just make it one use in the videogame. The game is supposed to only take a couple weeks anyway. I don't agree with every change Swen made from tabletop, but this was one of the good ones, and the change he made better represents the spirit of the original spell since a GM wouldn't let you just say "well I sleep for 7 days and try again".>>483091576No, he's actually right about this. You and I both know that the average gamer does savescum, it's almost a second nature for some people and you can peruse the social media about this game to see all the jokes about savescumming. There are a lot of people who don't even think about it and do it habitually.Those of us who never savescum and find fun in actually having to build to be good at some things and abide by failures our character isn't good at are a minority. So development decisions that keep things logical and flowing at the expense of adhereence to the strict representation of tabletop are sometimes good, especially in a case like this where you know a gm would say no.
>>483091621Kill him.
>>483091576>And if the developers cared about savescumingEntirely different topic. It's not about whether the devs care about what you do, and it could be argued there's little reason for things like quicksaving and quickloading except to facilitate savescumming.Moving on, it's a game design choice to streamline rules or modify or remove them and no one huffs and puffs that technically, you shouldn't be able to critically fail or succeed skill checks. Now, do you really want your single-use Divine Intervention to be left to a d100 roll? Is that narratively interesting? There is no human DM to spin this.
>>483091890He doesn't look like him, Kevin does, looks are important when casting IMO
>>483092087>You and I both know that the average gamer does savescum,Mentally deluded savescummer. It's not even up to debate, not even 10% of gamers savescum, the average gamer doesn't even have the brain capacity to think about savescumming. Didn't read the rest, mentally ill delusions that have nothing to do with reality. I guess you need to be mentally ill to identify as a Mantharakin.
>>483092225i wanted to see if i could just knock him out and take his stone but the game said no...SIGH
>>483092458By the way, the vast majority of people who play with clerics (and that's a huge amount because Shadhowheart is one) don't even click on Divine Intervention. That's just how much of an absolute nothingburger 0 impact it would be if you could roll it more than once. Not even 1% of the people who played BG3 would be savescumming Divine Intervention.Just to further hammer down how much of a cope this is, I played through the entire game twice, including Honor Mode and I never clicked on Divine Intervention, so even I had no clue how it worked until today. Because I just "kept it for later". And then I never needed it.
Click on door, locked.>No keyhole. Must be another way in.Loot corpse right in front of said door.Pick up silver key.Click on door.Door opens.
>>483093358oh no. he's not getting back up
>>483089067Here he is.
>By the way, [HEADCANON]
>>483093597Meant for >>483093152, I'm new here so I don't know how to quote folx yet
Bibberbang?
Stop pretending to be me, I didn't quote him on purpose because I'm trans and he has transphobic vibes
Netherstones?
serving even in death>>483093549thank you he's a looker
>>483094023In my ass.
>>483092794
>>483094023where?
Tadpoles?
scratch no
>>483094306Oops forgot to put my name on again.
>>483089530Let's continue discussing this to drive the haters away
>>483094068I have a particularly funny one from the other day.
>>483094750GASPGortash was a Mason all along???
hehe bibbermukbang
I'm afraid to go into the creche bros. I don't want to die.
what other fun things should i do with my friend and ally the archduke
>>483095090Stay strong sister
>>483094417Don't make me post the list again, chum.
I've noticed a lot of crossover appeal between Baldur's Gate 3 and Star Trek Online lately
>>483095140kiss him
>>483095350That's just me, I'm the only girl who post both in the Star Trek Online general and here.
>>483095090there's more to do if you can only live>>483095356only lae'zel and astarion are allowed to kiss him since they're single
>>483095302
>>483095541It will never stop being funny how much the namefag (who is also me) lives rent free in your head.
>>483095479There is no Star Trek Online general you faggot retard
Oh my god, the little gnome hops when going down ledges is the most adorable thing ever. It makes me wanna squee.
Are Divination Wizards by definition savescummers?
Would you ask questions if you saw that your daughter has weird black veins all over her face and worms squirming inside her eyeballs
Holy shit, two playthroughs with a thorough second one, and I never knew this hidden passage under the monastery even existed. Wonder what's inside...it is a mystery.
>>483096056It's a shortcut to a very rude trader.
Good night, Blazeband.
>>483096056Nevermind disregard this I suck cawks. It's right next to the gith trader. I know this place.>>483096146Will they become hostile if I didn't persuasion check my way in through the front entrance?
>>483096012i don't have a daughter so i can't be sure
>>483096058
>>483096012I would if it was just me, but if my wife was standing next to me I'd bite my tongue and pretend that I'm okay with it
>>483096012I would just think it's some new trend that all the kids are doing and would let her do what makes her happy.
>>483096357me and my astarionfrens
good night bgg
>>483096743good night
>Emperor>Orpheus>Karlach>(You)Why can't you convince other companions to ghaik out for the greater good?
>>483095663>yourwhatever you say, schizoid
>>483095775cute
>>483095090Do it for her gloves
>>483095775Imagine if it just slipped and broke its ankles...
>>483097991Don't encourage him to bully my wife, please
>>483096218Ok I found my answer thanks to a based autist youtube video with 14 views. It'll initiate another but separate dialogue check. Phew. No unnecessary hostility after all.Also cute gith reaction.
ahaha how are you so small
>>483097991Which gloves are they again? I'm only here for her mountain king dagger/sword as part of my build.
>>483098623REAL dwarftash
>>483098623kek
The game really did die, not in the meme sense but in the real sense
>>483098679The gloves of dexterity that pumps the ability to 18
ok but who asked
You dare end one who belongs to me?
>>483098924Ahhh, I see. Yeah damn those are good. However monk's already at 18 DEX, though I imagine my barbarian can benefit off of them. Then again, he's already wearing the kushigo gloves, which are more important... idk who else would benefit. My artificer and my bard are more support roles and won't be engaging in direct combat head on. But isn't it DEX that helps survive ranged attack saving throws? In that case I can give it to either of them. Between the two items, that's nearly 90% of my gold lol. Guess it'll be worth it as a long-term investment, however.
>>483099658It was really lazy to just reuse Nere's face for a companion
Just stopping by to say I love Shadowheart and hope everyone had a good day. Nighty night /bgg/
>>483100227Good night, friend.
They're working on two games, not just one.
>>483099981If you don't have med/heavy armor on your bard and artificer (from the mod?), then yeah the gloves are a safe choice for the AC and initiative boost. I actually didn't use it that much on my last playthrough since I got Alert on most of my companions
Shadowheart love.
>>483101459She'll be a villain in BG4
>>483095775I've been saying this but /bgg/ wasn't ready for it. Gnomes are making big moves in summer 2024
>>483101459Cute wreath and cute half-elf.
What's the point of Pact of Tome?
I fucking don't get Paladins. All these spells but feels like 90% of them are concentration spells. What's the point? I feel like I'm better off going barb or fighter. Am I missing something or are Paladins just fucking lame?
>>483102685Your spells are really just for smites. Paladin is conditionally the hardest hitting character in the game.
Do you anons try to organize your spells?
>>483102617Warlock makes no sense in this game just don't think about it
>>483103763I just click on the spell slot for the spell I want to use.
>>483102617Guidance, Vicious Mockery, Thorn Whip, Animate Dead, Call Lightning, Haste.Hope this helps :^)
>>483102685Bless is a great spell but has to compete for concentration slot with haste/spirit guardians/other high level spells. Having a paladin for good low level concentration spells takes the some of the burden off your high level spell casters so they can go more offensive with their buffs / spells.
>>483104128"we have shart at home" ass build
>>483103763I organize everything on my bar, trying to keep like colors from repeating, so yellow and purple spells alternating for example. I won't take spells if I can't do it right on my bar.
>>483096980they would like to keep their bodies and also their souls, i would assume
>>483104128>GuidanceThat's Shart's job>Vicious Mockery, Thorn Whiplmao>Animate Dead, Call Lightning, HasteThese are alright but since you'll be eldritch blasting 99% of the time they're very situational.All the pacts are pretty useless. Pact and Chain don't give you much and Blade is better off multiclassing with Paladin.
Wyll obviously takes Blade pact, anything else is not lore friendly.Other warlocks take pact of chain, since the other pacts don't improve your eldritch blasts which you will be doing every turn, so you might as well take the pact that gives you an invisible summon to surprise round enemies.
>>483104336Kind of baffling this actually needs to be spelled out. It's not like Paladins run into the issue of competing Concentration spells, since they can't really cast anything special in the first place. However, spells like Bless and Shield of Faith bring amazing value for a level 1 slot, and that's something Fighters and Barbarians don't get.
Yeah a black guy with a pact of the chain might be a little on the nose
Has anyone ever attempted to arcane lock Ghustil Stornugoss (the creche healer with the zaith'isk) in the room before she has a chance to run out? What happens if you do?
>>483084862Sacred weapon + GWM is good shit
Thas rite githy, clean it up.
>>483105138>not lore friendlyWyll says before he was worm'd he could summon hellbeasts, wouldn't that make chain lore friendly? The Blade is just for marketing purposes.
>>483105764I'll try to remember to do this once I get to the creche
>the gnome jumed across>the two grown ass men can't
A lot of the feats, spells, items, etc. don't even work after a gazillion patches and hot fixes.
I will not touch the game until patch 7 is finally out.
>>483107238Yeah? Name 3.
>>483098351Gods I love frog midriff
An astute observation Lae'zel, but perhaps after the combat?
>Blooooooood
>>483107831A true warrior can assess the entirety of their surroundings in an instant
>>483107560The Lucky reroll can make enemies crit you even if you're immune to itShield Master's reaction doesn't workMagic Initiat: Cleric gives the Medium Armor Master buffNTA btw
>>483107560https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/5595Here's a lot more than three, and several more unfixed.
Gremishka's are so fucking stupid lmao
>Tavette
>>483108434>Polearm Master: No longer triggers an enemy polearm attack if the player moves into melee range. (It used to in effect grant enemies the polearm master feat against the user)Lmfao
>>483108714>Tavina>Tavva>Tavita>Tavanna>Tavandra>Tavice>Tavissa>Tavlyn>Tavinda>Tavique
>>483108714Tavaerys
based alert
Naming yourself any variation of Tav and Durge is cringe as fuck. Exceptions: Gustav and Octavia, for being real names.
>>483107625I would say that I want to cum on frog tummy, but seeing as they cannot get eggnant by normal means, it would be wrong not to creampie them
>>483109529What about Tavislav? It's probably a real name somewhere in Russia.
>>483109529As everyone knows, making up names is a faux pas in fantasy.
>>483109503>be a proud and noble high elf>your parents name you.........Bill
>>483109503>>483110069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg
>>483109625I'm sad gortsis dropped her playthrough......
>>483110069>proud and noblehe's a monk
>>483109503This is supposed to be villainous
>>483110069https://youtu.be/p0qNmd9kASw?si=dTg1fUkgUqS_UQ-U
what?
>>483110742>>483110834>>483112389Cute 'lach
>set up an interesting situation where two priests are arguing about refugees, and both of them have valid points>remove the question entirely by having a bhaalist be the actual murderer and the refugees are innocent victims>have an actually interesting situation with Wyll's father>are you actually willing to kill your parent to free yourself from the pact?>does that choice change if your father actually wants you to do it, because a parent should always be ready to die for their child's sake?>remove the question completely by simply having the father and freeing the pact by simply hosting a jailbreak, because he's in jail at all for...some reason>have an actually interesting question of whether to free yourself from the curse of Shar or save your parents>completely negate the issue by having Shar just...forget to keep harassing Shart, so she gets her happy epilogue with parents and no pain, even though Shar has previously been characterized as petty and bored>have an actually interesting question of whether Tav will sacrifice themselves for the sake of the world, giving up their epilogue and future, or if they trust the untrustworthy Emperor>remove the question completely by having Karl wave her hand and happily volunteer, or Orpheus at-will transform into a mindflayer because why wouldn't he be able to do thatThey were on the cusp of some KINO choice&consequence several times, but chickened out and defaulted back to carebear hugbox where the player gets their cake and eats it too.
You destroy any pretense of credibility you're so desperately trying to craft the minute you throw in zoomer buzzwords like KINO and "carebear hugbox".
>>483112919Now he's gonna ban you
>>483112615excellent post. but I can't help but notice you've been criticizing the game a lot lately. earlier about the companions, now this.
>>483112615another quality post
Oh shit, nice. You can actually double dip for XP in the creche. You get 200 XP if you go in the back way, and you still get the normal 280 by going the normal way. Schway. Hopefully after I defeat the ghouls and death shepards, I'll have enough XP to reach level 7 before the Inquisitor.
>refugees>innocent victims
>>483113285Maybe he's finally getting tired of it and will move on to play something else.
>>483113823I doubt it, he always lingers like a hot fart
>>483113285It's still one of the top games of the decade, I'm just criticizing some things that could have been better.Basically, in both of my criticisms, the issue is that they held off on any serious negative choice&consequence. They wanted it to be easy/positive/feelsgood for the player. Which is not inherently bad necessarily, since appealing to the average normie's tastes is obviously useful for a company to do, but a critical eye does see how this makes some aspects unrealistic and/or how things could theoretically have been better from a writing perspective.
>>483113285Someone who loves something is often its best critic. Just because you're in the general of something doesn't mean you have to endlessly sing its praises, that'd be kind of useless. Or would you rather have me tell you about how BG3 is The Lord of the Rings of video games?
>>483114585you're really forcing it now
JFC>crouch party to reposition them for advantageous ground>right as I do that I get spotted>lose an entire turn for every single party memberThis fucking sucks.
>>483114772A quick search tells me I haven't been forcing it enough.
>>483114772>now
There will be something better, funnier.It won't change the way I love this reference.
So I only need 7 more achievements.Some of the ones left are easy, like just play music or drink alcohol, so I can knock those out whenever I get around to it. I have the actual hard ones like left behind and foehammer.But the one that's actually got me stumped is to not set off any of Gorty's traps. I have done this sequence like 7-ish times now, and I've never gotten it. I've killed him at the ceremony, I've killed him in his bedroom, I've killed him by luring him outside, and I've killed him without setting foot near him all ranged. But it's never popped. I've even sent my rogue alone first stealthed and they successfully disarmed every trap on the roof and we shot him from there and I still didn't get it.I hate looking up achievement guides because that defeats the purpose, but I broke my own policy after several tries just to see if other people were having trouble too, and several guides said to do the exact various things I just listed....So what's the deal? How did you get this one?
Oh dang, nobody ever told me Lady Esther had some good shit on her. Fuck. Wondering if I should just knock her out now. She's a kook anyways.Looking at the Graceful Cloth, Periapt of Wound Closure, and Cacophony in particular.
>>483116257Beautiful gnome
The community around this game is surprisingly hostile towards AI voicing, you'd think people would want voiced mods. Is it just the weird stalker shit that developed around the voice actors, or am I missing something?
Noice. So my risk paid off after all. Some people said this was patched out, but I guess it's only for certain merchants and certain special items. This should buff up my party a good deal.
>gnomiggers mugging an old white lady
>>483118590SHE TRIED TO STEAL A GITH CHILD. And I got the Gith egg myself anyways :^)Besides, canonically, giving it to her is the worst outcome for the gith kid. Also I like to think of my gnomes as "neutral good", or at least "chaotic good". We go out of our way to lend a helping hand, but we'll fuck you up too.
>>483116074Your mods might be preventing you from getting it.
Just 950 more XP to L7, and I totally forgot about these guys. Sooooo close. Gotta get L7 before entering the shadowlands.
Oh come on what the FUCK Larian. I just wanted to inform Karlach that the paladins were dead, and even when I said "no" to her asking to join, this is the only dialogue option left. I DON'T WANT HER. pls tell me there's a way to bypass? Other than killing her, because once she joins my camp, she'll be a grey face and always an option for Withers to resurrect her, and that annoys my autism.
>>483120110Figured out a solution. Had to kill my Ash and then resurrect her with Withers. Curse you, Larian, for forcing me to kill my beloved. I will not soon forget this.
This meal was designed to represent the relationship between Lae'zel (green(pesto)) and Shadowheart (white(bread))(burrata cheese)))
>gaining passive XP just by visiting hidden places that I missedfookin noice.
>>483124419
>>483078553god, minsc is so fucking retarded, how do people like him? Literal 80 IQ tier retardation, unironically dumb
I use a mod that makes me level up to 6 asap and I'm not sorry.
2cute4me
Yesssssss, reached Level 7 right before Inquisitor fight. Just in the nick of time. Shit's gonna be so cash.
Heat Metal + stealing the weapon is so underrated.
God, even at level 7 the Gith put up a good fight. I really gotta figure out how to keep my bard alive better. He's always the first to die.
Rank the origin characters from best to worst to play as (as the main character)
So i killed druids in grove before i meet minthara, can she still be my companion, quest is kinda fucked now.
>>483131342It shouldn't, talk to Minthara and she shows up at the Druid's grove, from there it initiates the camp celebration with the goblins.
Good morning. I love my husband Astarion.
>>483126724
>>483129838You're not wrong but sometimes it's better just to commsnd: prone and get massive damage on people instead
Explain what makes Astarion a well written character using concrete examples of the game's writing, without any generic statements or gay shit.
>>483134008I can't, I just love my husband Astarion.
I love Minthara
At last, The Shadowlands.....home.
>>483134008He doesn't need a gay flashback about wolves, retconned BG2 companions or polyamory to make the player care about him
>Defining something you like by not being another character, whom players like because none of the reasons you listedUltimate brainlet move
>>483135536People like Shadowheart because she's a white woman, none of her fans care about her dogshit writing.
>>483132163Good morning, how do you feel about Griffith from Berserk?
Good morning, I love her
>>483135645>>483135346This had better not be the same guy.
>>483116074I don't want to help someone who got the sleeping with ghaik "achievement."
>>483136443There are 5 people ITT
>>483134008I'd say he's a good example of a person that is / was a victim, but didn't stop him from becoming a bully himself.It's not a story about>revenge makes you hollowAstarion either was kind of an asshole before (which is pure speculation) or due to the>200 years of pure shitbecame one, believing that he's justified to treat others like shit or plainly doesn't care (anymore).
Fellas...i just realized that if you have 8 lvls in fighter and 4 lvls of something else you can get 4 feats same as lvl 12 fighter.
Enver!
>>483141421You don't get triple attack, which is the only reason to max fighter tho
>>483141691You can still have 3 attacks if you multiclass with berserker barb
>>483141610He's my favorite dead chosen
I had sex with Shadowheart but when she was in partial illithid form, kinda gross not gonna lie.
If Enver from Denver is so good, why did he win 0 awards? Only Raphael and Astarion did, check mate.
>>483142071Astarion has much more screen time and Raphael's boss fight is probably the most memorable encounter in the entire game.
>>483142071Gortash has less voicelines than Rolan
>>483141950Same!
Good afternoon /bgg/Waifus, HusbanodsLove & HarmonyDid you know that when you enter House of Hope, Hope only changes the clothes of 4 companions?If you have multiple members in the party, you must leave them behind and look for more debtor clothes inside wardrobes and stuff, otherwise the alarm will go off in the whole house.
>>483144358Yes I know, no I do not care
>>483144358I never played with mods, so I wouldn't know. Cute Slopthara!
>>483144358The thread is saved!
>>483144595Yippieee!
>>483144187I like Ketheric's god more tho!
>>483142563Who the frog is Rolan???
>>483144787Thats fine,to each their own
>>483134008Astarion is among the few companions who has a defined objective from the beginning, and which does not change over the course of the 3 acts: kill Cazador.During the adventure he learns about the Ascension ritual, and thinks of reversing the situation by benefiting from it, adding further motivation to his goal, but that always remains the same.So I guess what I appreciate about his character is the fact that he does not go through particular revelations regarding his nature, like other characters, (Shadoheart with Shar/Viconia, Lae'zel with Vlaakith/Voss): his identity is never shaken by major factors external, but despite this he follows a narrative arc that leads him, depending on the player's actions, to be a better person.Astarion is a character who for centuries suffered the negative influence of a bully master, who constantly abused him, and who perverted his nature. When Astarion distances himself from Cazador's clutches, he demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to his narcissistic and opportunistic nature, it is also possible not to be completely society's waste, maintaining his human aspect of him.I really appreciate it when, for example, he thanks us for taking his wishes into consideration, after rejecting Araj's experiment, and after talking to Raphael about the inscription on his back.
>>483146495> it is also possible not to be completely society's wasteYou should take this as a lesson and stop being a waste of oxygen.
>>483084623Citation needed.Do you have any peer-reviewed study to back this up?
I'd trade Shadowheart for Orin t b h
Whenever I see someone ITT talk how he would totally rather fuck X than Shadowheart, I can tell it's just a low testosterone loser prostrating himself, desperate to fit in with the board culture. It is an objective scientifically proven fact that Shadowheart is the most attractive girl that you can romance in the game (and more attractive than Orin too), and it's backed up by Larian's stats too.
The most attractive girl is Mizora though
>>483149443>the only romanceable white woman is more popular than fantasy racesYou don't say. There are plenty of reasons to not be attracted to Shadowheart. Her lack of personality. The fact that she's a writer's pet. Her being waifubait. Her terrible story. Or her ''eccentricities''. >>483149474Fax.
>*is cuter than Shadowheart* in your path
>>483149474Doesn't have the Grand duke of Baldur's Gate something better to do than post here?
>>483077860What race is this
I'm traumatized by The Emperor sex scene. It's not the in game graphics themselves, it's the thought behind it. Makes me think about the mentality of the developers and their... priorities.
>>483150286Wyll is such a little bitch, how did her writer managed to write the best and the worst BG3 companions?
>>483149443Orin can transform into Shadowheart.Shadowheart cannot transform into Orin if you respecc'd her.Checkmate, Orin deniers.
>the stench of garlic bread and bearshit in the morningsame old /bgg/
>>483150429Orin Anchev and Mizora, the heroes of baldur's gate.
483150432Garlic bread is an american invention btw, it's virtually non existent here so..
Why doesn't Orin let you have sex with her if you join her?
Orin is___
>>483150826>>483150854Orin is the ultimate femcel
Good morning. I still love Astarion.
Shartkeks sure are self-conscious about Shadowheart not being the prettiest woman in BG3
>>483150432just smells like obsession to me desu
>>483150826you're half siblings through bhaal TM
>>483150826Larian hates incest and loves bestiality
>>483151402>>483151460What? You can't join her as non Durge? If anything I'd think Durge can't join her
>>483151630Larian considers Orin and Gortash are afterthoughts
My next run is gonna be Solo Honour Mode Duergar Swords Bard just to prove to /bgg/ how piss easy Honour Mode is. Maybe one of the /bgg/ femanons will be so impressed that she'll become my girlfriend, since none of the slack jawed loser men in this thread managed to finish solo HM.
>>483151630no clue, i just know she's a bhaal spawn and incest is iffy but dykes are ok t. bg3
>>483151867Go outside.
>>483150854My beloved little sis
Damn, that was fast, already got a girl who wants to confess her love to me >>483151967
Challenge questions that only real BG3 gamers will know the answer to:1) Does Darkvision counteract Darkness or heavily obscured (Fog Cloud)?2) Do you need to do stealth checks to remain invisible in Greater Invisibility if you do actions that wouldn't break the normal Invisibility spell?3) Why d
>>483151630Orin is pretty much just a loose cannon that you are supposed to knock over.Whereas Gortash at the very least gets the breadcrumb of being able to form a temporary alliance, Orin doesn't even get that.But to be honest, i think it's kinda difficult to portray a more nuanced character when they are the Chosen of the literal murderhobo god.
>>483126957Minsc is a male fanservice character. Being sexualized is the only purpose of Minsc in this game. We already have 16376173 dumb female characters where the only purpose of them is fanservice, so...
>>483126957bg1 explains why he's so incredibly dense, he got hit in the head during his and dynaheirs journey through swordcoast, he's liked because him and boo are pretty much one of them most memorable poster boys to the franchizejaheira is another one and edwin, having a baldurs gate without the option of having minsc is outright heresy to purists since he's been around since the first one all the way to throne of bhaal expansion of 2nd
>>4831522071: no2: no3: why deez nuts lmfao
>>483150286I'm not black
He's been going MIA for a while now, just what is he cooking?
>>483149443She's the only human passing female companion that you can also romance, so yeah. Being the "I can fix her" bait character helps a lot, and she's written in such a way that a lot of different people find her appealing. But it's just extra stuff, what truly matters is how you feel about your beloved character, whether it's Shadowheart, Lae'zel or a minor NPC.
>>483151168Good morning.
Is there a reliable way to get Duke Ravengaurd's sword?
>>483154643I hope you enjoy your Sunday.
>>483153871>She's the only human passing femaleExcuse me, but what about Jaheira??? Do you have elderly hag phobia?
>>483155624> that you can also romance
>>483155624Is BG2 worth playing for young jaheirussy?
>>483155979well her romance is arguably the best one, she does complain about khalid a lot in the start though and you will be tapping a fresh widow
>>483155420get all the spell save dc you can and do command:drop in your camp
Why didn't Wyll look like this?
>Astarion's romance contains sensitive content, including mentions of or allusions to physical or emotional abuse, sexual violence, drugs or alcohol, and realistic or graphic violence.Survivor girls, how did you survive?
>>483157606With mental illness.
>>483157606did you try leaving the relationship behind?
>>483157198i guess he could if he let his hair grow out
>>483157198he looks kinda evil here
>>483149443I want to fuck Picrel instead of Shadowheart
>>483157606>drugs or alcoholShouldn't be that reserved for the actual alcoholic?You could see his hunger for blood as an allegory for addiction / alcoholism, but i think that kind fails to disregard that the hunger for blood is pretty much hard coded into him and the sole cure for this (within the game) is an extremely evil choice.
>>483160251how did i know exactly who this would be
>>483160407File name/posting style.I have trained you to see the word image and relate it to Gortash
>>483160325yeah you're not addicted to food and water because you need it to live
>>483160583i'm just a rat in your maze
>>483160730Despite all your rage.
>>483161141cute frog
Good afternoon, I love Inwe
I just had a Divine Intervention in real life and an angel, a messenger of the God, flew towards me and told me the truth about Gortash 's fans on /bgg/ - they're actually all Turkish men with monobrows who are trying to use Gortash as a psy op to make themselves look more desirable that's why Gortash has basically no following outside of /bgg/So sayeth the wise Armadillo
>>483163470>Gortash 's fans on /bgg/ - they're actually all Turkish men with monobrows who are trying to use Gortash as a psy op to make themselves look more desirableLiterally Shadowfags
>>483163470I’m getting psyop’d into loving him
>>483164185I can understand a lot but this smile? I used to be bullied really hard in school when I didn't bother to brush my teeth.
>>483164430I can get over it. Sometimes God has to throw in a curveball when he makes a 10/10
>Astarion is a well-written character because he has a well-defined video game objective from the start
>>483150429Very astute and valuable observation as always, slopswine! Thank you for sharing your Sloprin. Kill yourself.
Why is siding with Roah the "bad" option again? The Nine Fingers bitch is an utter cunt.
Orin and Mizora would have been better companions than Shadowheart and Laezel
>>483167881low IQ posts belong on /v/
>>483168082>>>/v/
Scandals, vandals, where to buy sandals!Get your copy of Baldur's Mouth Gazette here!In today's edition:>speedreader anime poster adds nothing of value to the discussion!
>>483167668One is a midget, the other is a beautiful human female. Next inane question.
>hentai doujins are anime
Shadowheart loves NTR doujins
A discussion? Where? We need an Astarionsister's opinion on that wordslop you typed.
>>483169426If I were an Astarionfag I would literally just ignore whatever he typed
Which party member is the second most likely to get into the groove when hearing "It's Raining Men (Hallelujah)" ? After Astarion ofc
Stupidest question I've ever read
>>483171625Gale after I placed 20+ smokepowder barrels in front of the gateas he cast Fireboltgoblins are sent flying in the airhallelujah>geri halliwell's tummy in that video
>>483171625Trick question, because Minsc is actually #1.
I wish I had never sent those audio files to Seranafag to change Serana's dubbing language back in 2012...
>>483173061YOU DID THIS
>>483173061Put your name back
People always go on about how many dialogue options Bard has, but Rogue seems like it has a LOTOr maybe Rogue's just pop up at more "big moments" in the game?
What class/race are you currently playing /bgg/?
Karlach should've been a futa.
>>483174430"oi whats this tentacle faced tosser yapping on about, best mask me thoughts with the good old kant to fool the cunt, coo~"
>>483174430>Favorable BeginningsYou did not beat the game.
>>483174472Dps and it looks like she’s a mexican or some sort of south american
>>483174472Captain François Dubonais, white dragonborn arcane trickster investigating a series of murders that's blown open to a case bigger than I could have ever imaginedI suspect the Dead Three may be involved...>>483174874Yeah, I'm still in act 2 ofc I haven't beaten the game
>>483174430rogues are pretty cool
Why are the only players left either midgets or dragonfreaks?
>>483174472tiefling/cleric of war, the free fire resist and the cantrip are pretty nice, cleric of war for a mix with tavern brawler
>>483175830Post your character, anon. You never seem to.
>>483175830What are you playing? Are you even playing at all?
>>483175830Post your ugly Tav
>>483175830Idk guess you’ll have to get over it.
>>483175958>>483175967>>483175973>>483175983 Get his ass
>>483175830why aren't you playing something else and posting it?
>>483175830There’s only one dragon freak right now
>average npc Paladin when confronted with a sneak attack
>>483073000>Beamdog's garbage additions>WAAAAAH BEAMDOGGY LITERALLY RUINED EVERYTHING*ahem*Tiax. Jan. Quayle. Fucking MINSC *holds up giant miniature space hamster on spork* XDLarry, Darryl, and Darryl. I could keep going on but I'm not sure how much your selective memory can bear.
>>483174430who le FROG is francois dubonais
What killed the hype?
>>483178393Me
>>483178568Damn you
>>483178393>what killed the hype?people played the game through already
>>483178393Acts 2 and 3
I will make a Gith Stacy EK build one day.
>>483176630"waaaah beamdog" retards have literally no response to this. >>483178393>>483178635>>483178714Meanwhile BG1&2 are going strong after 20 years.I called it, nobody wanted to hear it. BG3 is not a timeless classic. They shot their shit on sparkly shit like mocap animated conversation. Very sad to see, but also very predictable. Nobody's playing this piece of shit in 20 years.
>>483179007>Meanwhile BG1&2 are going strong after 20 years.Source needed
>>483179007>nobody will play this shit in 20 yearswhy not, it has completely different dnd version it built on with classes unique to that and the graphics are ok enough to work with in 20 yearsbg1&2 are popular because they were literally babby's first single player dnd and mages are ridiculous in that dnd version
>>483179192/r/baldursgate held strong against the almost feral insistance that BG3 be allowed there, but was instead contained in /r/baldursgate3>hurr durr leddit1. you're a tribalist retard, 2. it's a good judge of 'normie' space as you might say, disregarding the very state of 4chan in 2024. Very frequently you see young people coming to oldBG and being extremely impressed, without any kind of nostalgia goggles.
do you think swen mocks us behind closed doors
>>483179379lmaoThe very cope. I can't see a reason for a 2nd playthrough let alone a 5th. Anyone who does that is in an extremely small minority. Because there's no reason to, it's just simply not a timeless game. You can ask 'why not' all you want, or you can look at the slowdown here and everywhere else, and try to imagine the landscape in 20 years, whether people will be playing Acts 1, 2, and 3 of this junky garbage then.
>post about making my virtual dolls kiss>"see BG3 is still alive"
>tribalism good when reddit boomers fend off reddit zoomers>tribalism bad when 4chan fends off redditors
>>483179771anon bg1&2 have a very small minority that replay it a lot too, most just do it for scs and no death runs just to try to capture the challenge it used to havepretty sure baldur's gate 3 will eventually have its own modding shit where people try to up the difficulty to keep the game challenging and to add content
The only tribes here are namefag and anonymous
>pretty sure baldur's gate 3 will eventually have its own modding shit where people try to up the difficulty to keep the game challenging and to add content
>>483179771I did 13 playthroughs before I got sick of it, I anticipate I will replay it yearly.
>the worst parts of the original work somehow justify the shitty "improvements" of the "enhanced" editionMissing the point, day 2. If you think BG2 had bad writing, or had cringe moments and characters, then that's an opinion you're entitled to. At least we'd have a common foundation to disagree about, rather than the counterfeit and dishonest appropriation of it by Beamdog, with an overt political agenda, that you pretend is the BG2 we should remember. Whether you're ignorant or soulless, I can't tell.The original Minsc might have been a cringe character, but he was at least not quipping about "ethics in heroic adventuring." He could not have been a self-parody, until later "improvement." Of course when you have 15 or so companions, some are going to be weaket. But none really stick out as much as wild mage Neera, who is not only the embodiment of your meme, but commits the unforgivable sin of warping the original companions in her banter.With clowns like you, we might one day get an "enhanced" edition of BG3, courtesy of a studio more in touch than Larian, where a newly added companion is brave enough to educate Minthara on matters of racism, sexism and war crimes. It's about ethics in the Forgotten Realms.
They shot their shit on mocap animated scenes and other nonsense.Now you're seeing the result of that. Nothing to do but talk about the different ways you dress up your dolls.
>inconceivable that people will mod a dnd game to have more content and new challengesthe game engine they have is fine, even neverwinter nights had modding and that game was shitting out content with constant dlcs and nwn 2
>>483180179bg3 already has a decently sized community of challenge runners both on the autistic side and on the normie side, they're just not here
>>483180665*weaker
regarding the recent post by my retard '665This is absolutely embarrassing and I'm not even sure how to respond.I hope you see this as a 'win' of some sort, as I'm sure you're quite short of them in your daily life. Good day.
>>483180773Patch 7 won't let you add quests or cinematics, blame consoles.
this guy should meet froggy
>>483180654this is called mental illness
>>483180665original minsc wasn't cringe for the era the game came out, you're forgetting that almost every cartoon and adventure movie or show had to have a goofy side-kick to make the main character look cooleri remember thinking back in the day that minsc was very funny and cool character, he just didn't age well because shows no longer do the haha funny side kick shit>>483180940rip in piss, guess they went with the "screw the game we already have their money" approach instead of trying to keep the fans around
I don't expect an actual reply from a dishonest shitposter. It's more about having the opportunity to rant about something.
>>483180940>blame consoleslol consoles have nothing to do with this, it's just Larian being sick of this game post patch 5.
>>483181149>the mentally ill they could be anywhere>they could even be ITT>on 4chan
>>483181180minsc was always *holds up spork* XDDDD tieras was Jan, and Tiax, and many other characters and situations.Stinky literal brain damage retards can't manage to bring up Dorn, or if they do they probably fixate on how he doesn't care if CHARNAME is male/female he's just down to fuck. They instead fixate on Neera, who's at least a little interesting. What's that? Not a peep about Alora? Jan and his LMAO TURNIPS?Absolutely Embarrassing.
>>483180987He probably has
>>483181441Larian were the ones who blamed consoles, not me. WoTC might be the real reason, nobody knows aside of the bald guy.
>>483181657>>483180987I've challenged him to either Bridge or Go (actual strategy games) when he gets uppity about his """accomplishments""" in crpgs, backs down fairly quickly, unsurprisingly
Which companion gives the best kisses? Best hugs?
>>483181980Keep punishing froggyHe’s a bad little furry that needs to be taught a lesson
>lol consoles have nothing to do with this
cringe
The story, though deceptive at first with smoke and mirrors, is very linear without many divergent options that are actually meaningful. The builds, well, it's 5e, lol, there's absolutely nothing to talk about, especially given how easy it is on Tactician. Honour Mode is just Autist Mode and not worth discussing. What's left?>20 years from now>smoochy smoocher my smoochy virtual dolls>muah muah muahThis is the path you have chosen.
>>483182592I’m cool with that desu
>especially given how easy it is on Tactician.>Honour Mode is just Autist Mode and not worth discussing.But Tactician and Honour are basically the same
>>483182592As long as there's still gnomes to pick up and hug.
>>483183114correct, making it autist mode.
>>483183434Elaborate on your definition of autism
BG3's legacy will be Shadowheart being a poly slut
>>483181180>original minsc wasn't cringe for the era the game came outThat has nothing to do about eras. I thought he was cringe back then, and I still think he is now, within the context he was written. But that's fine, the important part is that he was an honestly written character, he hadn't yet been "improved" by social justice "writers" who believe the original BG2 was "problematic" for its depiction of contemporary social issues. All these "writers" who claim to have the secret sauce to "improve" works to better fit modern audiences are always charlatans who derive enjoyment out of pissing on cherished works and calling it righting a wrong. "The original story is not going to work, we want to tell a better one!" It's equal parts brain cancer and dishonesty.
>>483183765*nothing to do withI have the brain damage.
lmaoPathetic.I hate Hexxat because she's boring. I like Neera because she's interesting. Minsc and Jan are extremely cringe, yes even for the times. Dorn is based af.
>>483183765"jump on my sword while you can evil, i won't be as gentle""buttkicking for goodness""no effect? i need a bigger sword"his dialogue was fine, he was supposed to be the goofy guy who got brain damaged on his journey, we only know him in his veggie tale state but he still possesses a righteous heart and a love for adventure, that's what made him endearing
A disinformation campaign that gets zoomers to hate on Minsc and Jan as cringey Beamdog additions
>tfw no frog gf
>lmao>based af
>>483184054>i like neeraopinion discarded immediately into the deepest pits of the trash can of hell, she's fucking annoying rainbow dyke who's suppose to be quirky but comes off as a annoying pothead groupie you just can't get rid ofat least minsc was intentionally supposed to be dumb, neera just comes off as a fucking retarded paint huffing potheadjaheira is a little bossy but her dialogue isn't that bad
>>483184224*holds up spork of randumbness* XDDDD
>>483184380Only jesus can take this pain away from me. He will give me the frog gf I desire
>you just can't get rid ofyikes.it's like that anon who complained about the gay sex scene that he had to specifically seek outI'd take Neera over Shar-Teel or Tiax or Valygar or quite a few others anyhow. It is in fact your opinion which has been discarded.
>>483184521they wanted to somehow convey the characteristics of the cast with the voice lines, minsc's defining factors were that he had brain damage, he was a warrior and he was good sideddid they write an incredibly insensitive parody of a permanently damaged veteran? yes they did, was it funny for its time? yes it waspeople weren't so easily offended in those days and didn't take video games too seriously
>tfw no vampire bf
Are there any negative consequences for using Gale's self destruct skill in the final battle?Does it let you skip the shitty mob fights, or the dragon, or the brain after the dragon, or all three?Why are there no /bgg/ memes with Gale going Allahu Akbar? I'm not saying it would be funny, because I respect the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH), but it's weird that nobody did that.
>>483184790>railroaded into meeting him in both games, in the first one in beregost that you can only skip by having best girl edwina in your party and 2nd time during a unskippable scene in athkatla where she does her quirky hijinks once again and you're forced to watch her be so fun and quirky, twicefuck neera i hate that they content locked so many good items behind her bullshit quests
>>483184797>was it funny for its time? yes it was>yes it wasAnon, I think it might be you who has the brain damage.
483184521Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.>>483184224I agree with that, in case you were confused. I never thought he was funny, but he was at least an honest character, and he fit well in the context of BG2 which was never a serious game devoid of humor. A dishonest character is for example a mouthpiece for the author's personal beliefs or an immersion breaking Mary Sue who is there to justify the "enhanced" in EE.
>>483184942There are memes of it and I’m not giving you any
>>483184942noonly the fight with the dragon and the brain afterwardsyou're way too late for that
>>483185041uh, garrick? Viconia? many others?This is you 'unable to avoid her'?>muh items>I-i-i-i-i HAVE to take her... for dem ITEMS
>>483184942>Are there any negative consequences for using Gale's self destruct skill in the final battle?Besides Gale dying? No.>Does it let you skip the shitty mob fights, or the dragon, or the brain after the dragon, or all three?IIRC, you skip the fight after climbing up the stem>Why are there no /bgg/ memes with Gale going Allahu Akbar?I guess it's simply not a very popular choice because it has little story impact, if you could skip out on someone becoming a squid, that would be a something but both the Emperor and Orpheus don't trust Gale.
>>483185089>cynical fag telling you you can't enjoy low effort humor because it's le badpeople used to enjoy slap stick too anon, you're just a grumpy faggot and probably a neera fan to boot>>483185115fuck neera and fuck hexxat, rasaad's class sucks ass, there's literally no reason to take dorn into the party either, it's like beamdog didn't want people to play with the new charactersedwin is 10 times better than neera and they conflict so that's wild mage out of the party, the rest of them are shit too you can have better options with vanilla characters>>483185263>pretends that BG1-2 community isn't min-maxxers looking to break the game by being OPgit gud casul
I'm surprised this doesn't have any actual consequence. I think only Frog breaks up with you.
Anyway, this is boring now, and we're indirectly engaging with a tourist shitposter, maybe from /crpgg/. Post pictures?
>>483185869Astarion tries to break up with you but you can manipulate him into staying.
Gale sacrificing himself and blowing himself up to stop the Brain is a metaphor for how white guys need to sacrifice their lives to atone for the sins of their ancestors. Deep.
>>483186094Nooo! Don't manipulate the heckin Astarion cinnamon roll.
>>483185869Shart takes it pretty well, in fact she pretty much encourages it on the Shar route.
>>483185869How do you even trigger this sscene with Mizora? Two playthroughs and I never saw this. Does it require you to be in a relationship already?
>>483186232>shadowstacy
How can I build a Warlock so that EB isn't always the best option?
>>483186096heroic sacrifice trope predates woke politics and tends to be used as a fucked up redemption tool, it comes from era of chivalry and bushido when warriors honor was his life and to reclaim their honor some warriors were willing to sacrifice themselves for their lord or some greater good to redeem themselves and earn a place in heaven or some other afterlife
>>483186232Does her reaction differ between selune/shar routes?>>483186435Blade pact, mutliclass into swords bard or paladin
>>483185548>my shit tier humor is somehow legitimate because well j-just because okay??Neera, Rasaad and Dorn are interesting. More interesting than many BG1/2 original characters. Deal with it. Hexxat is shit, on that you're correct. >oldBG is just min-maxersIncorrect opinion. Suppose you were correct, then everyone would be praising Legacy of Bhaal, but instead everyone is in full agreement that it's nothing but a completely unfun chore.I will now accept your concession.
>>483186637>mutliclasswhat if I'm a heterosexual white male?
Does Jessica ever go outside and breathe the fresh summer air?
>>483186875BG3 is the gayest game on the planet, you're not straight sweetie.
>>483186925Do you?
>>483186437>woke politicsbecome evil demon
>>483186307Don't know if a relationship is necessary. But after like two long rests I got a exclamation mark on her head which led to the scene.>>483186637Yeah she's far more nonchalant about it in the Shar route.
>tfw no Baneite bf
>disarm voss for his silver sword in act 1>steal his sword again in act 3 through a trade exploitWonder if i can get a 3rd silver sword for Lae'zel at some point
Astarion being obsessed with his objective of killing Cazador is a metaphor for how slaves often resent the abuse they suffered at the hand of their master. This makes Astarion a well-written character.
>>483186963just cause its got gayness in it dont mean its gay. life has gayness in it and that doesn't mean life is gay
>>483187103Life's pretty gay
>>483187060
>>483186656>neera, rasaad, dorn>interestingholy fuck even the fucking bootleg romances they had in bg2 were more interesting than those three, hexxat is just the most glaringly bad characterrasaad has the personality of a cardboard box, dorn's entire personality is that he's evil and grumpy, neera's personality is that she's high off of something 24/7 and can't shut the fuck up, it wasn't fun when imoen did it and it sure as hell isn't entertaining or interesting when neera does itpeople are praising swordscoast stratagem and it's even harder than the vanilla difficulties, why? because they can min-max and still be challenged
>>483187078It's not a metaphor, it's literally what happens
>>483187012I suppose your sharran romance is just being FWB.
Remember, if you cannot deal damage equal to a 20 charisma Agonizing Blast Warlock of your current level, your build sucks!
>>483187213You can stop responding to the guy very obviously trolling you at any point.
>>483187360it's ok to let the stupid suffer simply for the crime of being stupid.
Thought he'd be more difficult. Didn't even use haste and Lae'zel pretty much nuked him. Guess teh fight would've gone on longer if I didn't spam counterspell on that one chick that kept trying to heal him.
>>483187218What literally happens in the game is a metaphor for what is also often truth in real life. I hope you can appreciate that.
>>483187360you think i came to a bg thread to not talk about bg? who cares if he's trolling, i can still chew his retarded takes out
>>483187213Incorrect opinion discarded, enjoy your very specific and warped lenses. SCS isn't just for minmaxing, it's for less braindead AI. The game is broken if you want it to be, hell even just how potions stack. People are not playing it still because of its deep tactical challenges. BG3 is a complete and utter failure. People won't be playing it in 5 years, let alone 20.The EE characters are mostly perfectly fine, and often much better than many original characters. Jan, Minsc, Tiax, and many other original characters and situations are cringy lolrandumXDDDD whether you acknowledge it or not.Deal with it.
>>483187240Pretty much, though you can "fix" it with a last minute redemption during her final quest. Then it just defaults to the Selunite romance route.
>>483187534Metaphors are not literal
Is being fine with your SO fucking Mizora being a Stacy?
>>483187762read
>>483187823Astarion never explicitly states his desire to kill Cazador because he abused him. You need to infer that from his words. This is called "character analysis."
>>483187482yeah sarahvok isn't really that bad, as long as he can be prevented from using his Bhaal multi-attack thingy. But you can also always just firework his ass back to hell.
>>483188073Very deep, just wow
>>483187240Depends. At the start of act 3 even on the Sharran route she actively wants to be with you and even lies to herself about how Shar will totally let you two be together despite it being against her teachings. If she goes full Shar in House of Grief then she'll end up prioritizing her goddess over you and that's when she just treats you as an expendable fucktoy. If she rejects Shar then like the anon above me said she'll default to the Selunite route where she's all lovey dovey.
Maybe Astarion killed Cazador because he is irl racist
'065,I accept your tearful concession.
I like that Frog gets progressively more level headed as the game goes on despite starting off as a raging cunt.
>>483188252Astarion is not real. He is a fictional character. What makes him well-written is his realistic reaction to being abused by his bully master. People who are bullied in real life often resent their bullies and wish harm on them. Astarion's writer is talented to recognize and portray that in fiction.
oooh
>>483188663It's called a character arc, the good companions got one. If they don't, they were either cucked by Larian or terrible characters to begin with.
>>483188852What's Jaheira's character arc or what should it have been?
>>483188852Minthara, Halsin, Karlach and Wyll don't have one, are they bad characters?
>>483188973BG1/2 Jaheira turning into an old and mature mentor is her character arc>>483189106All of these characters were either cucked by larian or are terrible characters
>>483188692>Astarion is not real. He is a fictional character.Don't remind me. I'm having a bad enough day as it is.
>>483188973She had her character arc twenty years ago. It involved getting over her husbands death and letting Gorion's Ward fuck her despite being his legal guardian.
>>483189265I apologize. Your feelings for him are still real, and that's a good thing.
>>483189265literally playing with virtual dolls LMAO
>>483189265Shrimply isn't fair
>>483189435good art evokes emotions, bad art evokes disgust
>>483189371It's ok.>>483189435Yeah and I play with dolls irl too and there's literally nothing wrong with that. I just want to pretend I have friends ok?>>483189619Indeed.
Lae'zel's emotional outburst after finding out her whole life had been built on a lie is a metaphor for how even aliens (immigrants) are human too. I find that part of her really well-written.
>>483189106Minthara used to have one involving a potential child she has with the player. Wyll used to have one before he was rewritten as the most generic good dude every. Karlach most likely had one before in her early stages but who knows. Halsin is a garbage meme companion.
I always let Orin kill Halsin
>>483189712Don't justify yourself to him he is here to be a faggot.
>>483189919Everybody does aside of Origin Shadowheart
Is posting the same bait every day for almost a year being a Chad?
>Now I don't like Baldur's Gate 3 no more and I have to ruin its experience to everybody else.Uhm, ruining something just to spite someone. Where have I seen this behaviour before?
>I play with dolls irl too
>>483189926I know, but I'm not ashamed of who I am.
>>483189987
>>483190105*anymore
>aside ofyour esl showing again lmao
>>483186972Yeah? I came in and checked the thread for the first time all day, saw it was shit as usual, then left again, and I'm doing it again now. Sorry you've got no existence outside this place I guess.
>>483190319pics of your irl dollies anon?you're not ashamed of them, right?
that's my catchphrase don't be a chud
>shitposter still in denial that the majority of posters in this general are women who are in fact drawn to dress up doll games
lmao
483189430+5>literally playing with virtual dolls LMAOYes.Next?
Not an attention whore, by the way.
>>483191457Yuck not your dolls
God it feels good to be so right all the time.Right about oldBG and Beamdog, right about BG3, right about anons playing with dolls.God it just feels so good
>>483192282You feel so accomplished and yet, you're always here.The constant need to "confirm" your delusions.Curious...
>>483192542Not always but I do stop in, mostly to keep the containment thread bumped. But talking about me is off-topic let's see how you dress up your virtual dolls
>God it feels good to be [HEADCANON]
>>483190746I literally do not know who you are, who Jessica is or what you're talking aboutNo one cares lil bro
I saw someone post the halsin one earlier
>>483193431Got some for any other characters?
>>483193431Sextash is so cool
>>483193431Are you more of a Durgefag or a Tavfag?
>>483077323666th reply!
>>483194229You didn't post an image with it. Wouldn't you want to claim it for your wife and/or husband?
>>483189106cute karlach timmy
Lets have some fun :)
>>483194121I usually play tavI've had like 4 durges out of 13>>483193656No I saw this forever ago and saved it
Sometimes I dream of saving the Gate...
are there any mods to make the game play more like a third person game? i already have the WASD thing
>>483195183I meant in regards to Gortash.
>>483195140good riddance, we all know halsin is a pedophile
>>483195740He's not a pedophile, he's just a zoophile.
>>483194825Put your name back on
>>483195140The frog hates the bear
>>483195563I don't have a preference either way I'm self inserting
>>483196165lmfao i didn't even see my typo
Halsin might kill children but he doesn't fuck children.
483196149483196373pedophile apologists don't get a (You)
>>483195740child murderer too
Has anyone else noticed some dialogues just bug out for no reason? Had Wyll break his pact, and Karlach's follow up convo has her acting as if he actually sold his soul again. And in the Emperor's hideout, in the confrontation with the githyanki Lae'zel talks as if she were protecting the artifact FOR Vlaakith despite going all in on Orpheus.Fucks going on here ?
>>483196562>Lae'zel talks as if she were protecting the artifact FOR Vlaakith despite going all in on Orpheusyeah that one happened to me in my current run too, weird
>>483196373>zoophile won't fuck children because he has standards
>>483196981>if the player is romancing Halsin in act 3Imagine romancing some wood elf druid and finding out he fucks animals
>>483197428The EA fans that wanted to romance him were done dirty, a shame.
>>483116074>>483118864I don't have mods and same issue
>>483197517You know what they say
>>483198028
>>483196562>Fucks going on here ?Some dialogues are bugged.In my recent playthrough, when i talked to Wyll in the epilogue, i suddenly had the narrator talking about my projection being manifested in camp, as if i romanced Lae'zel and went with her to the Astral plane.
How are we doing today /bgg/?>What are you playing?>drinking tonight?>hows your day going?
>it's not even a tadpole, he really wants you to just eat his brain
who the frog is Suvi?
>>483199471Reminder that Sloncha is married
this should be the last thread
oathbreaker paladin or fighter for my evil playthrough?
Is Gortash a virgin?
I don't know, we've had worse.
Is Shadowheart a virgin?
>>483199774Don't come to the next one
>>483200298Next thread should be Kepli edition
I love Zariel
blud wants to dick a bald chick
>>4831994711-3 - Sloncha Owena4-6 - Lens7-9 - Blaze Elin0 - No one
>>483200139Not after I'm done with him
>>483200843Dalyria love
>>680643814I know it was one of you freaks
>>483201016W-what are you going to do to him?
>>483200843Blaze Elin love
>>483201110I'm going to become Bane's favorite
>>483200298I cannot believe I fell for the frog in my first run.
>>483201107shit>>>/v/680643814
>>483201416What were you doing in a foot fetish thread?
>/v/
>>483201497Posting the superior BG3 waifu feet
>>483201497Ahem.
>>483201984
>>483202621degens
>>483202621Karlach wtf
>>483202621You know this game is gay as fuck because whenever there's a fetish scene, it involves a man, never a woman.
>>483202707Karlach is the worst one because she ended up liking it.
>>483202782>it involves a manThank GOD
>>483202898Let straight people enjoy things, chud.
>>483203007I'm sure the straight women love it
>>483202782The women are monsters.
>>483203083I said people.
>>483203007Some men have cute feet and some straight women enjoy those feet.
>>483203205fine.
still reeling about how absolutely and completely I destroyed that anon's incorrect opinion about oldBG and beamdog additionsGod, it feels so good
>>483203242Women aren't into feet, I hope so at the very least.
Anons I'm in love with Shadowheart. She makes me feel like I did when I fell in love for the first time at the age of 3 with my playmate.
>>483203609Are you happily married?
>won an argument everyone ignoredPost some slop.
>>483203609Only stunted manchildren like (You) like ShadowPolyamory.
lmaoScratch fetching items you throw thinking you're playing can be very unfortunate sometimes
>>483203609reminder that Halsin gets there before you do, and literally changes her scent with the power of his druidic seed
>>483203579I think some men have nice feet. Giving a gentle footrub can be quite a sensual experience with the right person.
>>483203887You kept the dog to abuse it?
>>483203958Too much details.
NOT obsessed btw
She is obsessed with him, Timmy. Break up with her and romance someone that cares about your Tav like Karlach, Frog or Minthara.
no one has ever been more obsessed, it's been 11 months dude holy shit get laid irl you are so FUARKING pathetic
obsessed with whom Timothy?
>ignoring the thousands of things you could talk about to acknowledge the schizo
Can wyll become duke if florrick has a lethal accident in act 1?
We know he's obsessed just like we know the slopfag has the mental age of a 15 year old, can you stop giving them attention in the next thread? There's 8 people here at most and nobody actually takes either of them seriously.
freshly baked>>483204753>>483204753>>483204753>>483204753
>>483204718pretty sure you only have to save his dad and florrick doesn't matter at all
I cannot imagine Astarion having sex with a woman
I can imagine it infact I do all the time.
>>483211426Why? You're male
>>483213058You don't imagine straight sex?I hate to tell you but thats kinda faggy.
>>483213296I don't imagine other men having sex with women, I only imagine myself having sex with women.Checkmate, gayboy.
>>483214663appreciating coitus is not homosexual.
>Man who thinks about other men's dicks denies being homosexual.(headline)
>>483215381ITSNOTHOMOSEXUAL
yooo today's mushoku ep was a banger, wish we could marry Shadowheart and the girl mage in BG3 too
>>483210034I cannot imagine Halsin having sex with a creature capable of consent
>>483217842Halsin doesn't rape
