Pakalive TV Vol.42 can be watched here: https://youtube.com/live/oGzsKnyRDUEPrevious: >>483284473>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Dream Journey (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Yayoi Akikawa (SSR)Free 10x SSR Support Rolls from 6/26 - 7/4Uma Musume: Pretty Derby English release confirmed: https://umamusume.com/New Training Scenario, "Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival!" will release on 6/26>Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1hBjeQ6J9SQVIOm5sfysy_G2L4ZNRC_ng_-aPZxFLlXg/edit?usp=sharing>New Uma Musume revealed: Dream JourneyBuena VistaBelieveCalstone Light ODurandalLegend Race vs Nakayama Festa & Swimsuit Gold Ship on 7/4Tachyon's Factor Research will return in JulyCM Classic currently underwayCM Dirt will be held in August, Chukyo, 1800m, mile, left, summerLoH Sprint will be held in July, Niigata, 1000m, turf, straight, summer, sunny>IP News'Umamusume Party Dash' will be released August 30 for Switch, PS4, and SteamThe Nintendo Switch version yields a free rainbow crystal voucherhttps://hachamecha-umamusume.jp/en/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (15 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/up4f5Card Score Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharingSupport Card Evaluation Doc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing>Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>479911257Season 2: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=96596Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454>How to buy jims on Android>>396945814 (Dead)>>396946167 (Dead)
Who has the biggest and fattest tits in this game? Who are the top three of those and what are their personalities like?
>not a single meta support card >Kita BLACK isn't even MLB>over 9000 Bakushins sitting in my inventorywhat the fuck was I doing
https://tsumanne.net/si/data/2024/06/25/9414775/
>>483345939are you the schizo who was going around /a/ asking who had the biggest tits in each airing anime's threads like a week ago
Remember to commission lewd art of your favorite horses when global releases
>>483346035nyoooooooooooooooooo
I'm willing to sacrifice these threads for more porn. Keibashit sucks anyways.
>>483345939This is a tricky one because their official listed bust sizes aren't real. The answer to your question is Hokko Tarumae, Super Creek and Marvelous Sunday. Hokko Tarumae is a locodol, Super Creek is a mommy and Marvelous Sunday is an oppai loli.
>>483345939>5'9 hors girl who likes to cook and sumo>Dojikko who is our resident janny RL hors best friends with a cat named Meto >Mommy hors girl who will turn you into babu given the chance
>>483346391bro Dotou's tits are bigger than those
>>483346083didn't even know there was such a schizo. i'm guessing he like the swimsuit schizo?
>>483346482Janny does not exist
I like girls who are/has>Heterochromia >Yamato nadeshikos>Japanese mikosIs there a horsey for me?
>>483346489yeah, but he's nowhere near as badstill annoying though
>draw a cow>call it a horseLove you, janny
Thank fuck they didn't like our threads.The previous one thread in futaba got spammed sadlyhttps://img.2chan.net/b/res/1204089725.htmhttps://tsumanne.net/si/data/2024/06/25/9414859/
>>483346462Isn't she 5'11?
>>483346691give me $30 buena-chan
>>483346708Just about
Please post Durandal art when you find any, I will be very grateful
>>483346935
>>483346035>>だから上と左下はマトモだって!>よく考えてほしい>短距離マイルで追込をやってるやつが本当にマトモか?Rumao. Summoning IKZEodia is also pretty funny.
>>483346639All schizophrenics are annoying, which is why I tune them out instead of giving them any attention. Also, I am not that person. I like big breasts, but personality is also important imo. I've been meaning to get into UMA for a while and heard they are finally doing an official release. So said, hey why not check it out now. I'm also looking for the party game coming out soon.
>>483347087>18.79 USDthe fuck?>>483347043
>>483347043DURA~N~DARUDURA~N~DARU>>483347160understandable, sorry for thinking you were him
No PC client for EN release? Why are the nips so behind the times?
>>483347087Holy shit the Yen is that fucked right now? Time to buyfag
>>483347346The only hope is a steam release like Shadowverse, but I wouldn't hold my breathThey probably don't want to bother supporting a PC version if someone like DMM isn't footing the bill
>>483347346It was made with only JP in mind so there's the DMM versionImagine if the global version got a Steam release
>>483347332It's cool dude, you had your reasons.
>>483347346Even gakumas which released recently doesn't. I thought Japanese are becoming more civilized and use PC more, but apparently not.
>>483346035
>>483345939
>Calstone Light O>DurandalIt will be nice if cygames can get Silent Witness in future
Black Hawk never...
>>483348028COOL
>en announcement>get raided by unfunny faggots asking stupid questionsoh boy we had a good run
>144cm Dream Journey>but she looks terribleI'm so conflicted.
wallpaper of ikze's mobile
>>483345447Its announced for android, dmm jp has a pc version.Will we get a pc version?If not i guess is a skip im already playing 3 gachas
It's gonna suck seeing Uma become one of those franchises caught in the middle of some insane culture war bullshit instead of the kino we've enjoyed for the past half decadeI can already tell from the fighting between nips and westerners on twitter over muh yakuza that it's gonna be a rough one
>>483348553That's a handsome Durandal.
>>483346534They do. Notably Sounds of Earth's real name is Chloe, Maruzensky's real name is Marion and Mr. C.B.'s real name is Shibi.
>>483346035I'd totally watch a series with these five and totally not!Ikze trainer. I'd be like Ed Edd n Eddy on crack!
>>483348809>muh yakuzaIt’s amazing how that piece of misinformation refuses to die.
I thought Calstone’s hair was a hat at first…
I am beyond really for Spe family hijinks.
>>483349375I don't take it seriously but it is fun to meme about.
>ikze visited durandal every year when it was alive. after its death, he continued to visited its grave every year.
>>483349576I didn’t mean you specifically, but how people in the west seem to unironically believe it.
Ready to welcome the fellow global bros?
>>483349764The claims of yakuza ties and money laundering will get global cancelled on twitter and we won't have to deal with scum
>>483350121I love the Ya-san now!?
>>483349984No.
>>483346462Reminder that Dotou has the same bust measurement as 'Bono while being shorter
>>483349984
Buena Vista's new design really makes her look like Spe's kid now. I like it a lot.
kek
>>483348809The game's not gonna be popular.
Look what they've done to my hero...https://x.com/NaginoKaze0310/status/1805203446250774758
I cant wait to no life this game when it comes out global so I can get back to 1/1000 of where I was at before. I’m coming back for those chocolates Neicha
>>483351343You're rightBut it only takes one big EN vtuber to play it to get every fag to ride the FotM train even if they never actually touch itI already know Pipkin Pippa plans to play it and her audience is some of the most autistic retards imaginable
>>483351265>global is going to result in an influx of hideously drawn western porn just so they can le epically spite the nipsPlease no
>>483351532overratedFUCK afgo, I wanted nox vs full-power taiho takarazuka
>>483351649>Pipkin PippaImagine knowing such a thing exists and knowing what this thing and its fans are up to.Tell me where your life started to go so wrong.
>>483352001I'm autistic and retarded
>>483351265This is the most cringe shit ive ever read, are people not embarrassed?
>>483352001vtubers are cool
>>483346462>Akebono is taller than meMy inner Ronnie McNutt beckons
>>483351649I don't know much about vtubers but I know that one of the similarly autistic games got played by some popular vtuber and none of these people stayed for long. People who watch some girls putting up a low quality cutesy act will stick to genshin impact I think.
I think the love of the concept and character designs is there, but do you guys really see EN fags spending a dime? I think support cards and banners being separate will just make most quit outright. Dragalia was the flop of the century and people still acted shocked when it died
>>483352315most people don't have shame these days
>>483352315Because they think it's an epic own
Wait, kita card wasn't on release banner?
>>483352315I think it's the funniest shit I've ever read>but this is out of fear of getting killed by Yakuza clan in JapanI fucking laughed so hard
>>483352806no
>>483352857Weird... Then I guess it was the green bitch who was in the release banner, that sucks.
>>483352631They're gachafags, they will inevitably spend. But probably not enough, especially if they really release it with a 4 year delay. If they're smart they'll tweak everything so that it either goes faster or has different banners, or something. Maybe even implement a trainer pass. Because otherwise people are just gonna follow guides and hoard until the good stuff comes.
>>483352848Your average american thinks the yakuza is this funny fancy morally grey gang rather than literal murderers and rapists. I don’t know when this happened
>>483353197Best possible outcome is the Global release becoming popular amongst actual boomer horse race gambling addicts that think the silly horses are cute.
>>483352631hell no, this game is going to flop unbelievably hard on global>most people that would spend money already play the JP version and will not start over>the venn diagram of people who are interested in horse racing in the west and people who are interested in anime idol girls is two circles far apart>no outside support, only the first season of the anime was brought over (thanks crunchyroll!)>mobile only so no extra PC revenue like most big gachas nowadays>the game format just isn't what the west wants, long play times and heavy P2W pvp focus is pure kryptonite
>>483353258It's almost like there's a popular series of games involving the yakuza
>>483353258Bro your funny dame-dame man?
SSJ alts when
>>483353708>mobile only so no extra PC revenueemulator
>>483351265>>483352315>tfw we are gonna get influx of ugly DA tier art>>483348809say thanks to blue archive fans for reviving that shit
>>483352631WW will always be weaker to the main side of sales. Didn't Dragalia die because Nintendo saw no need for it when they have Fire Emblem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fZNU-T8rFMSo it finally happened huh
>>483352631A global server was a horrible idea back when this game launched and is a horrible idea now. Anyone with a brain can see the IP is not popular in the west and the other anon already explained the ones interested already got into the jp server.
>>483353847>JmexicANO...
>>483353996It's over.
Dream Journey...Durandal....hnnnngh...I'm turning into a...into a Japanese manlet arghhhhhhh....
>>483353956I thought they abandoned Dragalia because they won their patent lawsuit against Colopl and no longer had any need for it to exist any more,
>>483354112It could've worked had they released it when the anime happened but Cygames is fashionably late as per usual.
the shitskinned coomers are excited for global because they can get a few more scraps of art from western artists before fotm interest in it dies completely and they have to go back to waiting for the AI generators to post whatever they feel like sharing, LMFAO
>>483352315Adhering to the no porn mandate is far more embarrasing, being japanese enforced shit is no exception.
See you guys in /vmg/
>>483354784go back.
>>483351532Poor guy. He looks so drained.>>483351649That already happened once during launch when Hololive and Nijisanjin vtubers jumped on the Uma hype train, we had a massive influx for a month then everyone left because vtubers constantly change focus.
kekaroo I just saw a xitter post where some guy was claiming the reason for the lack of umanko is because the police are literally arresting and artists for ecchi art, but the police double crossed CyGames and sided with AI artists which is why there's so much AI
>>483354784Nothing wrong with hors porn but their attitude is silly
>B66will she drain me?
When will Nidoking post his umanko drawing?
>>483353919It's not the same, having a native PC version is far better at getting people to try and spend money than an emulator that runs like ass for most.
>hey ive jacked off to these characters before! Ill totally spend and support this gameIts looking grim, why is porn everything to people now.
>>483356025it's 2024 if your toaster can't emulate you should consider whoring yourself out on onlyfans for upgrade money
>>483355087I wonder who is sillier, somone who mocks a dumb company or the company that says" nooooo, you can''t sexualize cartoon horses!"
>>483354316Could be for many reasons in all honestly, it is Nintendo.
any tips for global player?
>>483356124Yes anon. I fap to umanko and bought the Fortnite Battlepass every time.
>>483356129It’s less hardware and more that people are too retarded and lazy to set up an emulator.It’s like how people are more willing to spend 20 dollarydoos a month on Netflix versus spending 30 seconds on finding where to pirate everything for free.
>>483353258One day someone will make a popular game glorifying the cartel and people will think they're awesome people
>>483356124>nowBeen this way since 2hu days.
>>483356124I saw some baggers unironically talk about how uma is irrelevant and how they are above it because BA gets way more porn and that they don't care about it because of that, it's for the best
>>483356658Goldship and Bakushin strongMLB kita san BLACK
>>483356124Welcome to the gacha genre? You know, the one where people spend money to get characters?Of course porn is the biggest motivator. BA isn't the most popular game in comiket for its gameplay.
>>483351649I'm a newfag, but if the dailies are 2 hours long, then it'll be a field day for some Content Creators that play gacha only. Most of the time they're trying to squeeze the most out of a gacha that has 10min dailies for a 4~6h stream every day.Vtubers like Rubee, Sweetily and Mina Aoyama are 100% gonna at least play it for a while
anyone "defending" the guidelines is a troll
>>483356792Not a game but Breaking Bad pretty much.
>>483356129Emulators get bugs and visual glitches, run poorly in some setups or even get blocked from running the game all together.Again, it's not nearly the same as a native PC version, otherwise nobody would bother making them.
>>483357593>Emulators get bugs and visual glitches, run poorly in some setups or even get blocked from running the game all together.works on my machine
> "People" are unironically defending being coomers
keep calmandsex machitan
Im a tourist, which horse girl is for (Me)
I think we can all agree the most important thing is to let hors eat whenever and whatever it wants, and to let it skip whatever training it wants, especially p*ol training.
>same height>B86 < B89imagine the bounciness
Fuck the guidelines
>>483358113where is the english translation for global player?
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1805410170035749156There will be a demo at Anime Expo
>>483358106You're only delaying the inevitable
>>483358106I agree with this sentiment!
>>483358970hopefully someone here will be going and will report back on the translation
a returned here, i left because umm don't remember, maybe it was the dmm region block? anyway, did they make any major changes I should know about? i never got past B+ in training, does that depend on char dupes and skills, aside from rng? also i just used the final URA iirc but i see there are more training fields now. do those training camps influence on anything different(like skill or difficult)?
If Umamusume can get an English release after 3 years, then maybe Heaven Burns Red will have one as well...
>>483358106IRL many horses like the pool...
>>483358931
>>483359561I thought it already did seeing it's on stream and everything.
>>483358070Satono Crown's story is her being too flustered to confess to you until she finally does on the beach, and you both spend the entire night there planning your future together
>>483359678only in China. No English releases yet
>>483359572horses in general LOVE to swim, oglin and hishimi are just rare exceptions
>>483359559The later scenarios like UAF and L'arc will straight up just give you exponentially stronger umasEven if you've never touched the game whatsoever in years you would probably average a UF rank uma from UAF
>>483359773>S*tonoEwwwww…
>>483358970Wait wtf. I thought you guys were joking.
>>483353708>Westerners are more obsessed with horse rider than the actual horse means they miss the point of this as a genre>Game is literally a raising simulator that takes half an hour + to do a run so it takes too long to play>everything is left to the mercy of RNG>Support cards are the P2W aspect and genuinely having C4 good support cards can make free horses mog any whaled horse using bad cards>3 YEARS after JP release has always been a death sentence to gachaIt's going to crash and burn in the west.At least cygames is publishing it that's the only 'positive'I'm going to try it just because Uc+ horse powercreep made me get fed up of trying
>>483358970Maybe we'll see an indication of whether it truly is just the base version of the game from 3 years ago or if it's at all updated.
>>483359621I guess she voted for me...
>>483360054Nigga why would we joke for two whole threads
I'm torn between letting more people know my wife machitan and gatekeeping her, what do???
>>483360118>Westerners are more obsessed with horse rider than the actual horse means they miss the point of this as a genreNot really. At least in America horse riders change all the time. I don't even remember who Flightline's usual Jockey was.
If the EN version has no dub, then the cost of maintaining service will probably be low enough that it won't EoS. There are games likes Neural Cloud that make pennies per month that still keep on trucking.
>>483360118>spoileryea same
>>483358106hymmmm, nyo pool, got it
>>483360362I want them to do a dub but only use AI voices
>>483360362Mica(and possibly Chinese) games are a money laundering scheme propped up by their government. Their moba companies recieve government funds.
I can't really imagine uma doing EN dubs when the JP seiyuus themselves are so involved with the game
>>483360313i'm gunna fuck your wife
>>483360534only the text and ui will be translated, they won't waste any money for en "voice actors" when the JP assets already exist
I hope that while the channel isnt Pakatube they'll still have Golshi make some videos directed at EN even if its rare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao-w05KCoekEN dub preview.
>>483360534>>483360652They know english voices aren't wanted, because any mobile game that has tried tends to be wasted money.
>>483360534zero chance for en dub. don't forget the live theater and music in game.
>>483360362>the cost of maintaining service will probably be low enough that it won't EoSYou mean like Princess Connect?
>>483360764sounds fucking awful
>>483360872that was because crunchy kill everything they touch no matter what
>>483360764>Nekopon GamingI remember seeing this channel before and looking at the older videos and hearing a man's voice
>>483360872That's a Crunchyroll thing. They localize gachas to promote shows and once the show dies off, so does the gacha
>>483360534Yeah not to mention the idol aspect. Personally I would like Idolmaster Gakuen more than Uma Musume to get licensed for overseas.>>483360329>>483360118To be honest I think it's only Britain that cares more about Jockeys than horses and trainers(well Aidan O'Brien tends to dominate their big races anyway). Not sure about the rest of Europe. In America they pay attention to the horse or the trainer (jockeys tend to be the scapegoat).
realistically how short will the global banners be or will they even bother to try to make it catch up a bit to the mainland game.
>>483360854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JewQ8I1WOP8
>>483361004>>483361060>>483361043When it comes to publishers for gacha games only Bilibili is worse than Crunchy.
>>483361173If they want to rush some banners then they must give everyone a free Taiki Shuttle.
>>483360038You will regret not being on the Satono's side when Satono Carnaval wins the triple crown and ushers in the Satono Age.
>>483360563That's weird, I don't remember replying to myself.
>>483361060>>483361004the game was performing like shit, im tired of this crunchyroll cope. If the game actually did numbers it would sell.
>>483361173It would be exciting for it to go through its content roadmap and release different units/supports at different times. It would also be cool for it to just start from day 1 and we get to go back and play with lessons learned and foresight of what's to come
>>483361586One of the very common symptoms of hors brain.
>>483361586bro you are getting NTR'd watch out!
>>483361173I could see them bundling all of the single newma banners into pairs or maybe even triples to get through them more quickly
so when is this coming out, we got any details? any preregister available? i don't wanna miss this on day 1
>>483361848Nope.
>>483361848tomorrow
>>483361737I don't mind getting NTR'd
>>483361592You overestimate how well something has to do to keep going. There are games like GBO2 on PC that average a peak of like 2k players a day that are celebrating 1 year of service with no sign of going away. Crunchyroll definitely chooses to do what they do, they aren't forced due to financial reasons
>>483361958a-anon?
>>483362043Ok then ill take your word for it. Gacha companies are never transparent with how much it actually costs to maintain a game.
>>483362380>>483362043A lot of the upkeep has to due how cheap the electricity is in the area the servers are in.
>>483361592>>483362380>SinOAlice lasted longer despite having worse salesThe main part is that Princess connect was published by an outside investor in crunchyroll, they actually have to pay licensing fees to publish the game and are much more likely to back out when the profit is down than the original dev team.Both Dragalia and world flipper had EN version close down close to/after JP because it was hosted by cygames themselves.Crunchyroll is also infamous for pulling the plug prematurely because of one bad banner. Princess connect was actually one of CR's longest running gacha.
>>483360329>>483361103I think US has a huge emphasis on the trainer, in many big races people keep downplaying the winner when Bob's horses weren't there, or maybe that's just Bob's simp being the loudest
>>483362380I imagine a lot of the loss is more of an opportunity cost dealyou have X employees working on stuff for something to add new content, maintain the servers, etc, when it's only bringing in a small amount, they could be doing something better
>>483363353US just like big personalities in general. It doesn't matter if it's the horse, jockey or trainer, if they're loud and successful then they're the focus for that season.
>>483361252Nutaku was always 10x worse.>We're removing this unit because it's a loli>We're editing the art because it looks too loli>We're removing this content because tentacles are bestiality>We're not going to update the game for 3 months then blame the JP devs. Do a huge event, say the game is back encourage people to spend then announce shutting the server down a month later.Chunkyroll at least is transparent they only plan to keep a gacha open ~2 years.
I havent played in years, is Kitasan still going to be the most OP speed card for global?
>play global>gotta whale for Kitasan cards againugh... I don't know if I would even at the cost of convenience...
>>483359992Why would hors love to swim? Are hors fishes?
Arrow Carry when?we need ikze's mom
>>483364793Why do humans like to swim? Why do tigers like to swim? It's just a fun activity.
>>483361173They'll have to skip too much to catch up, which will hurt the free economy which would be a disaster for F2P.I'd actually rather they skip the first 6 months- just so valenting/christmas/new year banners line up and take advantage of the "No horse is limited time" aspect of the game.>Launching with swimsuit maruzensky bannerYou know that'd get a lot of people interested for the wrong reasons and they'd have a huge launch because of it.
Why not just make an english toggle and have parity like grub did? Surely they can see that the colossal gap pricunny global had did it no favors
>>483348809>I can already tell from the fighting between nips and westerners on twitter over muh yakuza that it's gonna be a rough onemore like against the westerners who insists that there are no umas that are for (You) despite their training stories stating otherwise and can only love each other
>>483365908I too hope uma is simply a browser game
>>483365908My guess is because the payment processors abandoned dmm games and other japanese stores so they wouldnt get easy gaijin money with a mere toggle
just heard this game is getting a global server. can you fuck the horse girls? asking for a friend
>>483366145the payment processor bullshit that started a few years ago so people couldn't purchase from foreign markets was the most scummy thing banks have done in recent times.They already charged $3 conversion rate fees. Fuckers.
Still use my JP account to get shit for 50% the price in gachas
>>483366463No you gently hold hands and she pops out a baby. No sex involved.
I like you umadacchis so I'll give you the missing puzzle to the Priconne CR situation. The Funimation CR merger wasn't a merger. It was a takeover. There was a huge turnover of CR employees due to the way they were being treated throughout the entire situation. It didn't make sense for CR to keep Priconne running with the employees that they still had with it only barely making a profit. CR ended up losing that battle anyway internally later but consolidating their guys made sense at the time.
>>483357114>Welcome to the gacha genre? You know, the one where people spend money to get characters?>Of course porn is the biggest motivator. BA isn't the most popular game in comiket for its gameplay.But the reality is the game isn't selling well, the anime BDs aren't selling well. The companies responsible for keeping the BA game afloat barely earns money compared to the publicity it gets. They gambled on spending money in the anime but it failed miserably as well.The only group that's profiting are the fanartists. These artists will keep on leeching until there's none left. I've seen artists who barely talk about im@s all the time and barely BA but sell BA books in comiket all the time.
>>483367376even uma fanartist sell BA porn on comiket to make a living
>>483354784I find both sides to be cringe to be honest.I just fundamentally don't like being told what I can or can't do/enjoy when it's not hurting anyone else.
>>483367376nidoking is a good example, his twitter is full of janpoke shit but he's in the BA area selling mostly BA books instead
>>483363353Bob Baffert just had loud simps. Sort of like T man.
Just woke up and realize the uma tread move faster now...Also who's this new cutie, and what was RL history anyway.
>>483367034I thought CR bought out funimation? How did the lesser partner take it over?
>>483368030That's me and Face of the Franchise's daughter dacchi.
>>483367376Bag claims that what sells is their merch(which was the case for KanColle during its glory years) but I'm skeptical since Kadokawa and C2 were more transparent so you could at least check that.
>>483368030It's Buena Vista's new design. Kinda liked the old one better.>>483367604Most people don't make a living with comiket. Most artists make a living with online requests and do comiket for fun.
>>483368123Try and guess actually before opening this spoiler. Because Big Sony said so. They liked the Funi people more.
>>483368586Well to be fair CR was originally pirate scammers. So it's basically karma for the company.
>>483356658Here's a tip - kill yourself
so ezthree neo unis and mine won
Is the kitasan in the 2nd banner the meta kitasan?
>>483368586>>483368798Oh so that's why /a/ was laughing at CR.
MY NEO UNI IS BETTER
>got into A finals >wasn't lastHYYOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>483368586Not surprised, I just really really hope cygames is publishing this without CR involved.
>>483367641That tweet goes into the cringe compilation *takes snapshot*
How should i reroll for the best whores?
>>483369506There are no whores in uma. Try something else, like genahit or BA
>>483369771Genshit*Minor spelling mistake.
>>483369771neicha is an easy slut
>Fall into B group>Opponents all have umas with lopsided stats>Strongest matchup I’ve had all CM>Two of my umas proceed get hit with late starts>Last one panics and dies right before the final corner>End up in 3rdI wanna do over…
jaani in two days, right?
>B group>Meta horses and double debuffers.Sandbaggers have no shame
www
>>48337027124 hours
>>483370409who tf would sandbag to group b when you can get more gems at A group
All is peaceful in IKZEland
>>483370409>sandbagging>group bBro... just admit you lost
>>483370595>>483370730Isn't that exactly the point? Chill in B, get free jems from 5/5 wins, don't worry about not making it to final day? And then run the most meta thing for a free 1st place
>>483369771Stallions are literal prostitutes.
dream journey was a bully to his full otouto? judging from the art i'm seeing
>>483371167either that or they rape you.
>>483370972>bro just lose 24 out of 40 games in the easiest round just so you could earn less gems in round 2>totally sick sandbagging moveI don't really get this cope
>>483370972Sandbagging doesn't even make sense if you don't get more rewards.Winning 1st in group B gives the same reward as placing 3rd in group A.
>>483371357Well excuse me for not knowing why some people sandbag. All I know is that they still do it.
>>483370668Arrow Carry whenSunningdale whenShe is Tosho whenTall Poppy whenEishin Apollon whenWhale Capture whenAventura whenYamakatsu Ace whenShonan Pandora whenSinhalite whenReine Minoru whenBlast Onepiece whenIndy Champ whenGran AlegriaSongline whenMeikei Yell when
>>483371616they don't sandbag, their build is just not good enough to win to get into grade A lmaowhales can be stupid even when following the meta too
i'm rarted, what was the real hors lore reason for pokke becoming a massive fuji oshi and being inspired to run in the twinkle series because of her?
>>483371616>sandbagWell fuck maybe they just can't win at all??? You can check their win/loss records. Going meta doesn't mean you get into Group A automatically. If you have a shitty skill build then you deserve to go to Group B.
>>483371871same original owner (pokke was transferred to Katsumi Yoshida later)
Smug Taishin
>destroyed round 1>got destroyed in round 2, end up in B>steamroll Ahaha...
Are you looking Demuro?
>>483372229fuck, i meant i steamrolled Bi should sleep
>>483371871Same owner, trainer, and main jockey. Pretty much the team's attempt to continue kiseki's classic dream
>>483360002oh nice my first s+...shit inheritance tho
what the fuck is this
Good morning dachis, had a terrible dream today. Imagine, uma going global! Whew, good thing it was just a nightmare since that will never happen.
What the fuck
>>483370043do not disrespect my wife
>>483370043Neicha's not easy, she only wants the richest handsome man possible as her boyfriend.>>483368319Oh yeah, I wonder how C2 is doing nowadays
>>483373148leave JP play EN
>>483373213hi slav dachi
>>483373376I'll play it, but for now JP is the only option
I wonder how sharp that hair is
>>483373148(me)>spent the whole trying to fix this shit>I only had to reinstall the gameI'm going to kill myself
>this character can't cook
>>483373702There's a reason why turning it on and off again is the most common solution.
Surely my build is great, how could anything go wrong? >Fail to get into A by a nose>Three times>Suzuka fails to fire off half her skills and gets passed by another runner before the final corner>Vivlos decides to just get blocked the entire race and goes nowhere>Get 2nd place???? Either way I fucked up bad
>>483373683kinda funny how durandal's not the one with the sword ahoge
nyoooooooooooooo!!!
fuck you match engine and fuck you cygames
Seriously hate how champs cups are only once every two months.I don't give a shit about League of Heroes I want to have my salty runback right now.
Does global mean that all the versions of the game will play on the same server for online purposes (JP vs. EN vs. KR) or are they huddled in dedicated groupings for balance purposes?
>>483374573Yea that's horse racing alright. I've started to tolerate all the rng bullshittery in this game by coping that's how it actually is irl and soulful
I get distracted too easily to play on my phone, I keep forgetting to do my dailies. Fuck dmm for region blocking me
dream janny and ikze group still trending lol
>>483375713why's gundam age trending
this one looks retarded
>>483376712>looks
Can't believe Jaani is flatter than Flower's, but not even ToT UOOOGH-able since she's just an angry prick without any appeals
>>483377387I would probably like her more if she wasn't wearing glasses.
sex cafe
>>483378808Janny without glasses is just Cafe
>>483379159Meds
did you preorder your cafe figure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPkhuJw6Khc&pp=ygUKdW1hIG11c3VtZQ%3D%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSPW4ODriN0&pp=ygUKdW1hIG11c3VtZQ%3D%3DOwari da...
nooooooo not tectone...
Seeing the design for Orfe and Journey, I'm worried that they'll make Stay Gold out to be some grand, golden figure instead of a weirdo jobber. Goldship and Nakadashi Festa would look so out of place if they do that.
breeding with Buena Vista and Cesario...
https://twitter.com/kato_kazuhiro_/status/1805447483977515415won derby irl and in uma musume
>>483381167But anon Buena is not a good broodmare
Oh I won in group B
My comfy B group.... not comfy at all....
>new scenario for short distance>takes longer than the average scenarios (35-40 mins w/ skip)Thank you cygames very cool
Got raped in group A lmaogg
>>483380761there's no reason a jobber couldn't have a glorious shoubufuku
Which wiki is mostly used by JP players for guide and tier?
>>483380761>>483383287Haha yes
>>483380761I just hope it's only because of the request from the owners, all Sunday horses have that grandiose feel. While shadai horse looks casual
>>483383397>>>>>>tierGo back
I love this boy.
https://x.com/RacenetTweets/status/1805414942214078632The absolute state
>>483356124Because humans are inherently evil and need tard wrangling.
>>483383405
I had grinded and struggled so many weeks for this scuffed chami, losing room match after room match, finishing runs with skills under 1200, not finishing with enough skill points, inheritance events completely killing runs and so on; just trying to get some consistency and I manged to luck shit into Group A, only to absolutely get floored by meta tacchi...I'm just glad it's over with
>>483383405So this is the fabled umakiller
>>483383405Real based of them to give those outfits out for free.>>483383880Anyone here ever tried to paint these cheap prize figs? I feel like this could look way better if you just paint in some shadow and lines.
i would like a quick shilldown of this gacha please
boyfaggot isn't part of the base 25. i don't want to start over for en.
>>483383547I think it's just the artist they picked for Orfe and Journey. Gorilla and Dura both have simple and nice design with lovely costume that reflects the Sunday colours, while Orfe and Journey have a weird chuuni bent.
>>483385963Boyfaggot is the very first rateup the game got
>>483387608isn't borbon the first rateup?
>wake up>global is still realah well, gonna kms
>>483387720Nah iirc it was boyfaggot and then bourbon
https://x.com/JS_CompanyJP/status/1805490275885924430Wtf Roger Barows passed away
Apologies to the qties my triple nigers crushed in Group B finals. I didn't train and just threw my highest rated girls in so go knocked down when I didn't make A finals.
Umalets, when will they learn
>>483388637WHAT? RIP
>>483387720People think it's Borbo because it wasn't a simultaneous release and DMM players started a bit late.
>>483385734VB, I wouldn't reccommend this game. Did you play GF during Cube? It's like that.
my uni went nige and won
>>483390681same, I really didn't expect her to win because she went to the front very early and didn't proc her unique and seirios
>>483390681NIGER SUPREMACY
>>483388637RIPHe cucked Saturnalia and Danon Kingly in his upset Derby win (he was like 12人気). Took 5 more years for Danox to score their first classic and Derby win.Also Donna's cousin.
>>483390245I miss the proto-umas...
https://x.com/sugitaLOV/status/1805445544099135808Sugita lost wowbeen a while since I've seen him lose
>>483394483That's XCOM, Baby!
my takeaway from the scenario preview is that they should have added a "farmville" type base simulator to circles where you could farm useless but fun items/buffs with everyone's chibis
>>483395387This desu
>>483394483the ninjin hamburg is making his umas fat
Lolidom...
>>483347043
>western pigs are going to desecrate Umas with degenerate pornBetter not think about it and steer clear from Twitter, reddit and danbooru
>>483388637What happened? Breeding accident?
>>483396462
>>483390245I want to believe that she's still the same dork on the inside.
>>483399068Are (You) a baiting retard? We already got Chinks for that
miyupi harem > ikezoe harem
>>483399742ENTERhttps://x.com/nekokota_koume/status/1563476032791134210
sex
>>483399742Rumao and his mares will rules
Wait, this shit is coming out in English? Wtf?
stretching horses
>>483399742Ryuuji harem is the best.
Man the real Dream Journey really was a midget huh.
ofc it decides to come after i waste my stash trying to get pokke to no avail
>>483399742>two are likely have common sense but is well attached to their trainer>2 are horny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-mwX2jcQmEWhere the fuck is Boldog Hos
Thank you Vivlos, now tell your sister to come home already.
https://umamusume.net/archives/174493
>>483403043Just like his dad and his niece. This give me some hope that Stay Gold would also be a midget.
canonhttps://fantia.jp/posts/2830767
>>483406789Teio Sho barrier draw for tomorrow
>>483408257Didn't realize Grand Bridge was running that well this season, guess the connections are confident though
>>483408257My bad didn't mean to reply
>>483408257Cam on Wilson, Cam on Hario>Transcendence, son of TranscendCam on
seeex
why is this game getting an english version, how did the yakuza fail at gatekeeping after so long i thought you were based
>>483411401I liked when yakuzaposting was anywhere else but here.
Do horse girls like horse girls?Like I mean human horse girls. not horse girl horse girls.
I want to neichapako...
>>483411401Global is a money laundering front, of course the yakuza is involved. They would be stupid to look this gift horse in the mouth.
cafe sexooo
>3dpd
>>483403043stego and almost all of his spawns were/are very smallonly golshi, fenomeno and oju chosan are big
>>483404373I was hoping him, hishi iguazu and brede weg would show up for takarazuka...
>>483414487>Saber Hors - Saber>Ikuno - Rider>Raisu - Assassin>Sweep - Caster>Kusa - Lancer>Orfe - AvengerSo what's Gimlet and Amazon's class?
>>483416001baasaakaa and achaa
>>483416121Oh, that makes sense.>Berserker Gim with Vodka>They just goof off the entire war
>>483416001>>Orfe - Avenger2nd archerduh, you even see ea
>>483416261Right. The shadow threw me off a bit there.On an unrelated note, FGO really inflated the class system, huh.
>>483341948What makes you think I care about some literallywho libtard's twitter opinion 9without context too)?I'm looking forward to the flood of DMCAs.
>>483352001Imagine being this disconnected from reality.Got your grave plot prepared, grandpa?
>>483354784>Nigger behavior
>>483420165Get the fuck outta here, zoomer. This is an ojisan general WEEEEEEEEI.
God I hate fast threads so fucking much.I would die if we get to the "2-3 threads per day" that some games here get after getting a global version.
>really really like tosen jordan am i going to lose hair ? or am i going to get tanned ?
>>483421189You'll just lose your hair.
>>483421030split and direct EOPs to the global generalreport and hide bait and offtopic garbage
Remember when you had to do the daily races one by one?
I love my debuffer daughter so much
>>483421189My hair started thinning irl after I got Tosen Jordan as a random drop a couple months ago
>>483422135Might have something to do with her getting triple S' whilst the rest of my mare team struggled to get even one >>483421189>Hair loss>Weight gain>Super human strength>Increased persuasion abilities >Improved information-gathering abilities >Thick, luscious lips>Increased smegma production>Stronger pheromones which induce ovulation on young, fashionable women, and decrease social awareness in males >Higher fertilization rates >Increased genitalia size>Strong work ethic
Someone will be getting a lot of ninjins today
>a bunch of UDs even in Group BThis power inflation has gone too far.
>>483421189you're a frog, you're already doomed
>Anti porn and horse mafia discourse starting up again in light of the recent announcementIsnt it a fool's errand to try to peer pressure the artists once it does go global?
CAFE SEXOOOOOOOSEX SEX SEX SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>483425330You shouldn't try to fuck cafe, anonyou'll burn your dick
fuck janny
>>483425563midgets can't be cool, no matter how hard they try
>>483388637nyooo...speaking of which, Roger's one of the few true never-evers because much like kaneko his owner never gives out permissions to anyone
>>483426008not even winning post or other horse media has barows horses?
>>483425248I mean, if western artists want to draw umanko I'm all for itI don't think they understand the nips still can and will DMCA their stuff and possibly even get their socials deleted. A lot of people seem to be under the impression that their laws hold no water overseas and that whoever's hosting their art won't immediately comply with the scary letter.
>>483426145Actually, does Winning Post even have permission from most owners?
>>483425330
>>483426687AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>483426687GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD I'VE ALREADY TAKEN MY MEDS AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cool umalet
stripped down your cafe, bro
>>483415919I was really excited to see how him and Equinox do after that Arima. It's been a year since he's on a racetrack
This thread is moving at lightspeed I guess it's time to move to gkms...
>>483430396me too, /@/ is slow and comfier than here
/uma/ delicia
Buena Delicia...
anyone got the festa card with buena in the background?
>>483431223this one?
>>483431380yeahthe hair looks sorta like >>483431105
>Global version is supposedly like GBF and not a new game from the beginning according Cygames Indonesia managing director
>>483426687Just start a """general""" on /vmg/ after global releases
>>483432268>>483430396whoops
>>483432249I think the English they use is confusing themselves and it sounds like the jaga guy thought the other guy was asking if this was a brand new Uma game instead of a translated version
>>483432249He did not say thatHe didn't even answer the question correctly
>>483432249Dude probably misinterpreted the question as is it a new uma IP (like party dash) or is it still the same game as existing one
>>483432541it looks exactly like two SEAmonkey ESLs completely failing to say anything coherent or understand anything
>>483432249>is it A or B?>yes
>>483432249can anyone translate this to english?
>>483432249the conversation itself is very confusing and can be interpreted in both ways
Buena Sexta
>>483432934>Is this a new game or is it a translation?>It's a localization, not a new game>so will the translated version start from the beginning or will it be the updated version JP is at?>yeah it will
>>483432864To be fair he did say it was A at firstIsn't Cali the ones doing the TL anyway? Retards should've just used their own language.
leave it to an indog to interpret and answer a question correctly
>>483432249Do your jp reps umadacchis, even cygames personnel do their indog reps
>>483432249Holy ESL
>>483433078need someone to draw her wearing Rin's racing outfit
>>483432934>Will this global release be 4 years behind or will there simply be an english language option released with the normal client?>There will be a translation.>Will this translation begin from the start of the game, 4 years behind, or will it have everything that the japanese version has on release?>Yes.
>>483432249I've seen an >FB screencap claiming the same thingIs this where they got it from? A convo between two ESLs?
>>483432249is this a preview of the level of english we can expect from global?
>>483434174Yes, expect to see them in the thread from now on.
>>483431105i will breed both cesario and her...
Buena has basically the same exact proportions as Spe except she has a slimmer waist
>>483432249the english in this screenshot is already worrying
>>483433835and god only knows how other jungle ESLs then proceeded to interpret this mess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fZNU-T8rFM
>>483432249>>483433268>be this guy>pick up the original JP script>translate it to Indog using what you have learned from Duolingo>slide it to some Indog to English translators >they try to interpret the thing>eventually they produce a translation in English>"Here's your UmaMusume, EN version, you rike?"
>>483432249I'll just ask the cygames rep at the booth next week instead of some indog
>Duolingo tier translation
What are these seamutts even hoping them to do? Put a "Languages" toggle in the JP client when CN and KR server already exist?>original post already got 154 sharesGrim. As expected of shitbookers
https://arca.live/b/umamusume/109749505slut
https://twitter.com/akekodao/status/1805582789154423083https://twitter.com/akekodao/status/1805584137367306725proof of jp voice in global
>>483436321they have an indog at the booth
>>483437658grim
>>483436969They are the delusions of the ignorant, yes. Their "precedent" is Granblue, ignoring the fact that Cygames is on record saying they regret doing it, as well as the fact that literally every other foreign release of their IPs were hosted on fully separate versions
>>483437773>uma kr / tw / cn has their own separate server & client>somehow global will be merged with jp
>>483437773So did the KR/CN servers started from the beginning then? I'm not in the loop with that. If so how did they handle being behind in updates? I know the global version of Priconne tried to speedrun banners for a bit before players got upset.
>>483438671pretty sure there was a late spring christmas event with the dasca vodka alts recently...
>>483437445Go back to dcinside, gookdachi.
>>483438671They always start with the 1.0 release version, yes. Because they don't release at the same exact time of year as the original you get funny shit like >>483438789
>3 years of future sightstillborn launchthat shit never works out
So, what's the playtime limiter on this? Energy systems?
>>483440213Your irl time and how many parents you can borrow per day, there is energy but it's almost never an issue
>>483440213Yes. But using up all your stamina will take hours unless you get terrible rng in your runs.
>>483432249I'll just wait for Expo news instead of taking it from Indo social media.
>>483441150Who is this and why can't I touch him?
>>483440789I like this chibi one too
>>483441408Reminder they had to fracture her arms to get her to do this
>>483440789Thats a huge mushroom
>>483441718>give their arms freedomits called a successful surgery
>>483441847I'm pretty sure that's a sausage stabbed inside a hamburg for some reason.
>>483442184>not putting a big ninjin in the hamburgabsolute fucking fake fan
https://x.com/naitaro_timol/status/1805232984326574467>shatinhk track when
Who's the best horse for me if I'm a mommychad
>>483450743None.
>>483450743All of them.
>>483450743Super Creek.
I will play this game, I like Golshi
cute spazbros!
stop making /v/ threads that keeps dying
why would anyone visit /v/
What will Rice call the trainer in the EN version?The best entertainment this can provide will come from the drama.
>>483432249I'm so desperate at this point I take even MTL
>>483459801why not learn the language normally like most people?
>>483460213I would if I didn't have to memorize runes
Sexo with horsesHorsex
>>483458218No
Doujins...
>>483460295You could have learned it in the 3 years this took to announce.
I feel conflicted.Western release could finally mean a decent amount of horse pornbut at the same time...Western artists...I don't really know if I should be looking forward to it.
>>483460213NTA but I know some nip I learned from travelling yet I refuse to learn their retarded scribbles or any other made up alphabet. I click the shiny buttons.
https://x.com/GlennAkio/status/1805387389701177353If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>483463647Yes the psycho chink runes that no one should still be using are completely unreasonable, yet the way I've seen it for the past few years now is that metric fucktons of things I like will keep being made in this psychotic language and I will keep seeing more and more shitty translations both from fansubbers and moreso from absolute shit """official""" subbers, and that's only if any translation is even being offered in the first place which is still just not something that can be taken for granted. I've noticed more and more that the general concept of "translation is never an exact science" is taken by unqualified shitters to mean "I have license to shit out my idiot fanfic interpretation of this as the actual translation", so it definitely feels amazing when you rely on such shit less and less. You will of course do you but I wanted to offer this perspective anyway
>>483465398>already blockedkek>>483465629No, you're right and I respect the grind.I remember old fansubs that were autistically faithful to the source material and had those paragraphs explaining context, translation choices, wordplays and jokes. Modern translators call themselves "localizers" and butcher the original material however they want.Relevant since Uma will likely receive the same treatment as Granblue Fantasy so it'll be interesting to see the differences.
>>483432249It's over.
>>483467787>>already blocked>kekDon't even know who this is, I was just doing a search and I saw this pronouns in bio guy with a 8K+ likes post that's obviously botted because there's only ~60 replies.
I like the space themed horses, how much will I have to shell out for them when global drops?
>>483470521There is only one space themed horse. You'll have to wait like, what? 2 years? for Nyo, iirc, if the current schedule and timings hold.
Obey Your master special banner for EN release?
The Google Play Games thing is going to be the PC version of global, isn't it.It was a sign after all.
>>483471061Michelle or bust
>>483471295I ended up using the google play beta thing to reroll for my account but it was laggy as fuck for whatever reasons compared to the dmm version. that and the quality wasn't as goodI wonder if global would be improved in that regard or not
mE
>>483432249I'm so confused
>>483432249the fuck
>>483472318MICHELLE'S BUST IN MY FACE WHILE SHE BLACKS ME
>>483472754Knowing Google it's probably going to be killed off soon.
>>483472754Google play didn't have what AA DMM uses somehow.
>>483459218Probably just big brother/big sister. And then Curren will be big bro/big sis. Sounds kind of awkward but there's not many alternatives unless they just leave it untranslated for the weeb appeal, but I don't think game translations usually do that.
I can't believe they finally freed Buena Vista... I now need to save up a spark for both her and Nori. Hopefully she doesn't come too soon.
>>483484009well unfortunately we are dealing with a bit of a schizo release non-pattern from management so i have very little idea what they'll do
>>483465398I honestly can't tell if this person is a non-native speaker or just a retard.
>>483485446the upcoming scenario is short/mile focused, easy to assume sprinters and milers will have priority
>>483485472There are no words to describe just how fucking perfect Transcend is
>>483485446Really this should say 2 days instead of 0 since Jaani hasn't been released yet
>>483486314we will soon just casually get a new playable uma snuck into a patch with no notes and the announcement will be the following week
>>483486545I bet they’re really setting it up to sneak 1-2 newmas every new campaign & anni/half anni.
>>483450743You ain't ready for Creek. You could try Ramonu, but she doesn't play by the rules.
Ramonu wife...
The most damning thing is not that this game is getting an english release, but that it is still limited to 30fps in 2024
>>483490790Small indie company spent all their funds on delayed global server, please understand.
>>483490790what did captcha mean by this?.....
>>483489457Only for cuckolds.
>>48349079060FPS anime looks like shit. This applies to games with anime style graphics as well.
>>483490991What does that have to do with anything? the reason why the game is limited is to prevent phones from melting, the devs had said so outright.
>>483491460A video game that is 60fps is always preferred over a game with lower framerate, regardless of art style; In the case of Uma the game runs like shit on PC because of the frame limiter Cygays implemented into it
>>483491654It is time to invent melt-proof phones.
>>483491962No it isn't, retard, kill yourself.
>>483491974Unfortunately defeating the laws of thermodynamics are still beyond our abilities.
>>483492513>Baby starts shitting itself in a tissy when he's called out for being wrongGo bungee jumping off a dam with the cord wrapped around your neck, faggot
Dream Journey still trending heavily a day later. People really like the midget.
>>483495149She is going to be available in about two hours, it's natural that there would be hype
>>483494218Sorry, I do not consider the opinions of subhumans such as yourself as worth taking into consideration.
>>483495609Sorry that you faulty eyes and smooth brain can't seem to comprehend facts. Sad!
the JRA should implement a long dirt race
Dirt hons is smelly.
I really want to play this, but learning japanese is too hard
>>483502959Boy do I have some news for you
>>483502959Learning a language is just a pure grind, you don't need any skill to learn it, anyone can do it if they do it for long enough
>>483502959You couldn't have popped in at a better time, then.
https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/1805755733511917751Take is going to ride Erede
womanlet
>>483507574looks like cafe's casual. yeah she's simply cafe if she has coffee withdrawal for decades
新データをあります。800 MB update holy hell
cute
NEW LAISU
>>483507978I don't like the checkered pattern on her lapel, reminds me of that loser 1st fav last zuka
NYOOOOO WOLFBROS IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
>>483508215SEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>483507978I love her...
>>483508038mommy laisu...
>>483508038Trad wife Laisu
I didn't like Sunday's girl shoubufuku
>>483508215The copium...
>>483507574She's so cute I want to hug this umalet
>>483508215MARE SEX
>>483507978Race outfit already? fuck
>>483509159well vista is in dorija's campaign
>>483509159Of course she has one, she's Sunday.
Gotoubun...
>>483507574That smile is too friendly.>>483508215Fuck it, close enough to the original outfit. I just to see her with Spe.
lmao
for me, it's cesario
>>483507574She looks like an opposite version of Biwa or something
does ikze consider Arrow Carry to be his "mom" like take does with creek?
It's time
bro cygames is too generous i have 5 sparks
pain and suffering again
How's jaani story bros? is she for (you)?
Off to a great start.
only took a day for the tourists to be flushed out
>>483510983Idk about that
>>483508038>>483276375AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WON
Man
STAY GOLD IS REAL
>>483507574I'm still confused why she has mayo in her ears
buy trepass now
I hate waiting for a whole week before sparking. Why can't they just give us the whole 80 free rolls on the first day?
>scenario link umas don't have A distance for scenario's skillsI don't get it.
>80 rolls>not a single 3*i thought they upped the rates
>>483512272Wasn't that just for Janpoke's banner?
>>483512341its permanent
...how important is the friend card this time around? If I can't borrow an INT card every time, I'm finished
>>483511568I had a sneaking suspicion when Dream's bio mentioned an 'anego'. Didn't think they'd actually do it.
Uma ambassador Rumaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-L6XggePKs
>>483512497Who let them cook
>>483512437As always, you're bricked if you don't have the scenario support. MLB R Ryoka was worse than 0LB SSR Ryoka
>>483512272>160 rolls w/o a 3*holy shit how is it possible to be robbed like this
I hope they'll include stego's habit of deliberately losing just to piss off the audience
>>483512587200 rollsonly 1 3* and it was a spookThat's like 0.5% rate and the 3* rate is 3% if were talking about old rates
guide for retards on the new mode when?
>>483512908There's one in the >>483345447
>150 rolls>1 rijichou>4 flowerso uhh how good is the power card again? is it better than seiun sky?
>>483513147sugoi
Does this scenario produce strictly better umas than UAF or is it a side grade, feels wild if UAF is already powercrept
>>483513678bro it's been 30 minutes
>>483513217It's giga broken. The only downside of the card is not having any skill pt bonus.
>>483513678This mode is strictly for short horses, UAF still better for mid/long horses
I'm not ready to give up my big titty, purple-haired ningen wifeShe was the first human rights card I managed to max out
>>483508248How did they rope her into this
>>483513923same, she also popped my MLB friend support cherry....
>bagpipes for the scenario musicOkay maybe it won't be so bad after all.
>>483513678>1000 stamina limityou are no making mid/long uma with the new scenario
>"canon wife">can't cook
>>483514028Brian is just cooking the vegetables, not eating themor she could be on a pescatarian diet
>>483514246Shit, as long as it's making cracked umas for short/mile/dirt I'm good
Rate itIn total was 320 rolls, gonna wait for the freebies to end and get another nishino.
>>483515028The only card you can feasibly use here is rijicho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-L6XggePKsholy kek my sides
>don't plan to roll for Jaani>realize from reading her story chapters that she's 100% my type and impulse roll>no 3* at all in 200 rollsI've been hoarding ninjins so I still have a few sparks but ouch
so how crazy is jaani
>>483517152not enough
Looks like he removed his previous reply as well
>>483518213me inside
>>483518415What was he cooking?
bagpipe bgm kino
>>483518620French revolution (horse racing)
I feel like they swapped Journey and Orfe's personality.Journey has no chill and is always trying to bite/dominate others.Orfe is quiet and calm until he go crazy.Their dynamic in the game is also kinda boring so far, it's like Biwa and Brian but with less overt show of affection.>>483517152Not at all.
>>483517386Channeling his inner Zeff
>>483515060Kek. Is she actual another hors idol?
horse cook curry
how to make six umas in nine months
Yeah nah, I don't get this scenario. Am I suppose to just go ham in on one crop to lvl 5 and then move on to the other? Or spread it out from the get go? It's been a while since I've got just an S uma. Sorry Ruby, you're cute and all, but off to the glue factory, you.
why do horse need chili
Holy shit they need to be making these shorter not longer
>>483519642I'm more confused with the strawberry. It doesn't fit the other crops at all.
>>483519065Pretty sure nip said Dorija had a worse temperament compared to Orfy, some said it's worse than Stego as well
>>483520204Yeah, Dream Journey was more of a menace than Stego. Stego just wouldn't obey command, Journey would actively chase after human to bite them hard enough to make them bleed.He traumatised the staff so much that the grooms were scared to handle Orfe when he showed up.
What are all the lewd Gold Ship variants I should be saving for?
>>483520931There's only two other alts like most other girls
I'm willing to bet that sunday racing doesn't want cygames to go too wild with their horss, same as how shakur got nerfedmeanwhile shadai doesn't give a shit so stego is gonna be an asshole>>483520931summer
>>483517386>>>>>French cuisine
Uma world tour soon
>go to a race track to watch your favorite horse>give your spot to a little girl so she can see better>she enters tracen and immediately knows who you are and what you are>manipulate events that ends with you forming a perpetual, ironclad contract with her of your own willCould it be? Return of the yandere Cafe?
>>483521274A MIGHTY IMPORTANT CRUSADE
I'm gonna miss heat ups. Do we get stat boosts from upgrading our crops now or something?
>>483521274>bongland and frogville>sandnigger nights>hong kong>straya>murrica>>>>>alaska????
>>483521306She's pretty scary, I know some people are disappointed about her not being wild and crazy but I like the eerily calm manipulator type they went with even if it's nothing like the real hors.
>can't use clocks on all races anymoreoh nyoooo....
>>483521609are you perhaps retarded or something
>>483521306>be nice to a little girl you met once>they remember you and wants you to be trainer no matter whatIKZE pls stop. This has happened twice now
>>483521274>no germany>no italy>no canada>no south americadid any nip hors win any g1s in these countries?
>>483521682Nyes
Pretty soon they're gonna have to make a drop down menu for the sheer amount of scenarios they'll be adding in the near future
Midsommar Laisu...
assuming that SiL is the half-anni uma, they'll probably reveal admire groove then
>>483521274There's something different about Britain...
>Height padding bootsCute
>>483521137I hope so Stego is a massive asshole to make up for his kids.>>483521306She's not that yandere, just manipulative.
Just did an entire run not realizing I was supposed to actually be making the dishes
I wonder what they'll do for admire moon's shoubufuku, considering that he changed owners while still racing (pokke didn't change until after retirement)
>>483521834>did any nip hors win any g1s in these countries?Nope, they only tried once for each of those countries and no winner
Come back to France, white man...
>>483523235hilarious how the yoshidas are fine with cygames making their dad and his hors Dictus into a legal loli
>>483522490I see two options.1. Britain gave Ireland more autonomy, allowing it to retain its status as a kingdom with its own monarch.2. The fucking Irish took over the Isles with their hors army. God save us all.
This must be a wild room with these two.
>>483486094There is a single word to describe just how bad Transcend is - glasses.
>>483491460Have you ever tried uma without capped fps? It looks fucking great, and it doesn't affect art style in the slightest. I seriously have no idea how someone can look at choppy 30 fps and prefer it to a much smoother experience.
>>483523143maybe change shoubufuku halfway into the scenario
>>483521152better than brits.
She's approaching loli territory.
>>483524859seeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>483524627>It looks fucking greatGet new eyes.
the ningen eyes cannot see past 24 fps...
training wisdom doesn't consume stamina...
>>483525139Get more wrinkles on your brain.
>>483525139Even consolefags do not defend 30 fps anymore
i found a decent active translator lol u dont even need EN anymore, pretty sure this is better than indogshit
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>483525676See>>483495609
30fps is kinda shit but i'd never risk getting a ban using modscyge can be retarded and have done that before
I use lossless scaling to frame gen the game.
>>483525832link?
janny's trainer calls janny "janny"....
these two uma siblings are so fucking funny to see now, just look at this pair of autistic weirdos
>483525994You retarded mouth-breathing ape,I just don't understand why anyone would insist on digging a hole so deep despite being so dead wrong. I'd tell you to stop breathing, but considering how braindead stupid you are, you probably don't get much oxygen going to your brain anyway
nyo
finally mcqueen
>>483507574>>483508038>>483508215How are people accessing these models? I always assumed with mods, but since the game crashes with mods on start up I guess not?
>>483526834umaviewer
>>483526834bro ur umaviewer???
>>483523638>3p
>>483486828what is the meme behind spe being a deadbeat dad asking her kids for money and blowing it all on keiba? it's been a thing for years now
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SUNDAYMAN SAVE MEEEEEEEE
>>483527349Need Buena to hold my ninjin like this
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Sneed
>>483527601Would.
>>483526834Umaviewer. And mods already found a way to bypass crashes at launch.
Training Fine in this mode should give extra bonus to the potatoes.
>>483525832feed us
New scenario seems quite cumbersome for now.
I'm too dumb for this new training scenario
>>483528473Not much powercreep this time is there?I'll go back to UAF for all umas thenIt seems like it's gonna be extremely annoying to run it frequently because of all the animations
This scenario music made me feel like I'm living a farming life in Kentucky...
>>483526564>these two uma siblings are so fucking funny to see now, just look at this pair of autistic weirdos>all Uma are autistic weirdos
>>483528010Thats neat, I dont really feel like going through the trouble of reinstalling tlg.
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
>>483528661As one anon mentioned before; they'll be releasing new scenarios more frequently as mentioned in their mission statement. It's safe to assume that most of the scenarios added this year will possess skills & benefits specific to each track type, perhaps next year will focus on running style skills, all while slowly easing in on powercreep
Which umas are the best pick for short stadium? Figured I'd update my team since they always underperform.
>>483528661Feels like there are too many things to manually activate and keep up with, it's like MANT all over again. I much prefer scenarios like L'Arc, or GM/UAF in comparison.
>>483529886>Maachan>Bakushin (both)>Ruby>Summer Bamboo>KYS Miracle
>>483528661The new scenario is really short specialized with a little bit of mile advantage, and it's really meant to be a sidegrade to UAF in the first place. It solves the powercreep claims for the time being.
>Cyberagent bought NitroplusUma VN written by Gen Urobuchi soon
>>483530115I'M GOING TO WIN THIS SHIT
>>483526193>>483528450https://github.com/Danily07/Translumo
https://twitter.com/selas_nw/status/1805807933105881345Where is Machan going
!!!
Cygames isn't retarded enough to launch a 3 year old game without a PC client in the west right?
>>483533238
>>483533550The money to port PC version got used to buy Nitroplus instead, prease understando.
>>483533550>3you wish lol
>>483532269Do Cygames really making that much of money? felt like they spend a lots in the past 5 years alone
>>483534174>Do Cygames really making that much of money? felt like they spend a lots in the past 5 years aloneThey've already spent money like a madman on random shit like sponsoring Juventus and curing cat cancer, that was before they got 2 billion bidenbux from uma money.
>>483533550uma will be a 5 year old game when global gets released
>>483527781durandal marriage..
>ud on my first runI like this scenario. Hopefully they will add ultragigaskip later that turns off all the chibi animations.
>>483508038>no Summer Rice this year either
>>483534949Maybe she'll get a summer support haha...
its gonna be summer cafe sexo
>>483534416In the past 5 years would including them making WC and Euro free in ABEMA (and their other money sinking project there), making few anime, acquisition some company, opening western office and making and releasing their several new (failed) gacha games. Them still releasing Relink despite the production problem is obviously cost them more than what was planned. Either retarded money spending or they have more money than I think
>>483534416>Stego movie written by Urobutcher
>>483523498>We told our hors to take Normandy while they were at it, but they just didn't stop
>>483535520https://x.com/Cygames_EN/status/1805875236807884985They renew Juventus sponsorship as well
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/1805872046494433631Fujita horse won Machan memorial race on NAR
>>483537075
>>483538673TAAAAABOOOOOO NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
variashiko...
>>483539465sex
nyoooo...
stegosaurus...
>>483539465she jobbin'
we back
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1805891344990368154what the fuck
>>483541536>japanese humor
>>483541536WTF free them
cafe sexooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>483541536can elon do something about the bots already holy fuck
>>483542026GOOD MORNING SIRPLEASE DO NOT REDEEM
>>483542026He's too busy dodging the FDL, laundering money to maintain his hair implants and nickling & diming features that were once free
>>483542289>>483542289>>483542289
