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Oh what could have been
>News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Xh4vbs6go [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uT8wGtB3yQ [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZenOn7WUo [Open]

>Latest patches
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-112

>Main information document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group password
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Previous>>483356117
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Dlc is canon btw no matter how much you cry
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what's the deal with the armored wickerman
I threw hefty fire pots into its vortex and nothing happened
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Can I know real quick which bosses/NPC I need to use summons to progress their quests?
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So why did Zaki lie about the DLC having multiple endings? What's up with that? Why lie? That's why I deface his game with titty mods.
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Have not seen a single group message in DLC did they break it
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I fucking found it! Theres a path east of the poison pond below thiolier to Elder's Hovel and spiritspring up to fort reprimand. Thats how to get to Scadu Atus without killing Relanna.
So the only mandatory bosses are Dancing Lion, Messmer, Rimona and Radahn. Some god gamer can speedrun the dlc so fast
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Godwyntroons are truly pathetic.
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Would you hug Miquella if you could after the last grand fight?
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Reminder that the plot is garbage, retcons an incredible amount of shit, and is basically the Rings of Power for Elden Ring. It's canon but it really, really shouldn't be. But it's made the people who have the legal rights to it. So it's canon.

such a damn shame. Imagine what we could have had.
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>>483368192
MARIKAAAA COME TO BED
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Okay, so we know that the people of Bonny Village were being turned into pots because it's extremely obvious.

How do we know what happened to the Shaman Village?
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Is Radahn 2 just a case of sticking too him and rolling into/past his attacks?
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I got to St Trina
I imbibed in her sap and died
Did I make progress or do I need to do something else for the area?
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how do I replenish the new Flask of Marika
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>>483368480
Theres text and spirits that state they are shamans and being turned into jars
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>>483368442
Citation needed.
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>>483368474
I'd snap his neck
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>>483368192
genuinely dont know what to do about radahns 2nd phase
when you roll into him he does the multi hit magic, and if you roll away he does the ds2 shockwaves
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>>483368442
I wish the multiple ending leaks were real, feels like we got DS2'd
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So Marika removed death from the world because of the atrocities she witnessed?
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Lorelet here. Can someone explain the relation between the Hornsent and the Crucible?
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>>483368543
I dont know, I havent seen anyone beat him without cheesing him in some way or just straight up trading with the fucked up phase 2 windows
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>>483368442
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Does anything in the DLC come close to usurping the king?
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>>483368475
You again? Seriously?

>>483368637
What texts? Which spirits?
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>>483368480
Go to the whipping hut and listen to the ghost and read the whip item description
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>>483368392
i think you need to use furnace pots
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I formerly retract my complaint that there wasn't enough Pyromancy gear and drip
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>>483368796
it seems you need like 4-6 of them I only got 2 and had to recraft constantly
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>>483368826
I'm here to kill Chaos.
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This. This is the lord you're all so in love with?
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Malenia, Goddess of Uppies
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>>483368442
if you read his quote it's clear that he was speaking about the leda fight which has a ton of different ways it can resolve based on your choices, which is far more elaborate than anything else from has ever done
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>>483368557
Drink 4 times to start with, make sure you get Thollier there also.
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>100% physical block
>Same stability as banished knight
>High magic block
>Decent lightning block
>Dark color palette that DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SHIT and doesn't have a goofy ass design
Worth $40 alone
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Sekiro Tear lets you tank pig charge
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>>483368703
Or just because the idea of immortality is generally cool. Things didn't go sour until the Erdtree died and the constant flow of blessings dried up.
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>Thrown weapons and weapons with R2 throw attacks can't be infused with Lightning Strike or Flaming Strike
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The two fingers is full of shit, isn't it?
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>>483368785
yes, its really close to being my new favorite weapon period, i fucking love this thing
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>>483368874
MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN!
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>>483368870
it's exactly 3, then it overheats and explodes
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>sunflower
I've about had it with fights where I can't even see what the fuck is going on because the camera is too close.
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>>483368763
>Hornsent view the Crucible as sacred for the refinement wrought through its evolutionary gifts. Most prominently, their tangled horns
>A technique of the divine bird warriors, the very first of all horned warriors, wielded as an incantation.
>The divine bird warriors, and indeed this technique, are said to bear resemblance to the golden Crucible.
>Superior sorcery of the tower priests, wielded as an incantation of the spiral.
>The spiral is a normalized Crucible current that, one day, will form a column that stretches to the gods.
Pretty much the center of their religion
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>>483368785
Fire Knight's Greatsword.
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Well I cheesed the pig fucker commander, on accident.
Had a message that popped off with like a 100 updoots during the fight so I was basically invincible. Normally I'd feel a little bad about doing that but that boss was DS2 levels of bad.
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>>483368874
That fabric clinging to his dick like that makes no sense.
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>>483368924
you can tank it anyway with a brass shield and ~110 stamina without any skills
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>>483368902
Is Light Greatsword + Shield good? SNS without a straight sword might be dishonest.
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>>483368690
Wtf is this pic
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Uh I died like a retard not realizing there was a ladder underneath Ymir's chair.
Now I can't access it.
Am I just fucked now?!
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>>483368874
wtf why is there a weird white rune above my head now
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>>483368901
Lol we literally cuck the guy while he is warching
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>>483368874
i see something
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>>483368950
The whole thing about the two-fingers is one huge retcon anyways. In the base game they're useless because it takes 1000 years to reach the Greater Will.
In the DLC they are useless because all they want is a mommy and never actually had a link to the Greater Will at all.

Personally I think the first one is way, way more interesting of a story but the second on isn't too terrible. Still a dumb fuck change though.
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>>483368902
dont forget its a rannifag item
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>>483369083
someone want to play with umbreon (female) ass
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>>483369039
It's like vacuum sealed tits in horny art.
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>only three rememberance copiers in the DLC
That's just cruel. So I guess the most valuable things are
>Divine Beast: Frost Stomp
>Rellana: Twin Moons
>Putrescent Knight: Vortex of Putresence
>Gaius: Blades of Stone
>Scadutree Avatar: Land of Shadow
>Romina: get both
>Midra: Flame of Frenzy
>Metyr: Gazing Finger
>Messmer: get both
>Radahn: Light of Miquella and one of the paired swords
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This game is unironically more fun when you summon.
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>>483368192
so am i supposed to:
>play offline
>EAC disabled
>fps mods
>DLSS mod
just to achieve 60fps in a game that worked fine a week ago?
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>>483368902
whats this sexy beast called
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>>483368785
>only 3 light greatswords: M'lady, Rellana's and Leda'
>no golden age Gattsu sword
Tanimura you are a nigger
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Requesting a last of us 2 meme for radahn and miquella
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>still no pure int seal
>still no bloodflame seal
>still no frost staff
>still no (good) gravity staff
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>>483368690
Is that a Umbreon? What the fuck is this degenerate shit
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>>483369076
It's good, the moveset feels nice but realistically straight sword is better because light greatswords got gimped and do no stance damage
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>>483368874
Ah yes the thighpenis
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>>483320498
no hate
it's a cool little game that explores some new ideas, a lot like sekiro. and like sekiro i like it a lot

but it's tiring how everyone who owns only a playstation talks like it's perfect. it's a classic example of an obscure niche game being played up by the few guys who were able to play it. if it had been released on all platforms it wouldn't have gotten this kind of cult following. it's good, don't get me wrong, but it's no dark souls
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>>483369087
Nah, you can go there again after you find the 2nd finger ruins.
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>>483369196
Nice lips
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>>483369076
Yep. Light Greatsword's one handed moveset is great.
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>>483368874
Miquella's big fat needle. His sprouting haligtree. His abundance.
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>>483369118
>In the DLC they are useless because all they want is a mommy and never actually had a link to the Greater Will at all.
Have you ever heard of an unreliable narrator? Why do you think Ymir knows what he's talking about? It's just his own personal theory.
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>>483369210
Isn’t he dead?
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>basically Marika
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>>483369172
the butterfly spell is actual dogshit, it does zero damage, does zero rot buildup, the only thing it has going for it is a low level of poise damage so normal soldier guys don't kill you. the poleblade is an actual good weapon.
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>>483368474
I'd tear his head off
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What does the chalice past Gaius do? And why is that Albinauric woman holding is pants?
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>>483368874
>(You) did not see a thing
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>>483369131
>rannifag
i just assumed its an artorias reference
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>>483368885
I thought she was holding a giant bucket of fried chicken from the thumbnail
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>>4833683
Elden Ring is the Tarnished and Miquella’s love story. End of discussion. No matter how much Fromcrap gets compromised by corporate ideologues it doesn’t change Miquella’s true essence: one of love, unity and devotion to his ever faithful companion and Elden Lord given to him in marriage by his mother Marika and trained in ritual combat by Godfrey in the Badlands. Destined to bring forth the Age of Cunny. This truth is as light and space itself, and cannot be denied.
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>try inpenetrable thorns on the Big Red Bear that gives you the roar
>bleeds in a single cast

I apologize for complaining about the lack of good INT stuff, what the fuck is this shit
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>>483369215
Which one would be doing the plapping tho (unless you mean the one where he's punching the tranny's lights out)
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>>483369248
bad taste
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>>483369210
That would be a light colossal sword.
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Delete Hornspawn
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How long until they nerf Radahn again?
Haven't seen anyone call him a good fight so far.
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going to play through the DLC again, will use Dexterity primarily now
do I pick Arcane or Intelligence instead? Which has more fun weapons? which is stronger?
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>>483369248
>obscure niche game
What the fuck are you talking about
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>>483369118
>A New Hope
>Darth Vader killed your father, Luke

>Empire Strikes Back
>Darth Vader is your father, Luke

>you
>FUCKING RETCON
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>>483369328
True that
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>>483369328
HOLY HECK SISTER SOO TRUE OMFG HAHAHA (retarded character with incoherent """lore""" made by some intern) IS JUST LIKE THIS GACHANIGGER PROFILE (you need to go back)
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>>483368543
This is a better strategy than rolling away from him but you still need to get the timing perfect on the rolls to avoid the aoe and sword slashes. Doesn't help that the aoe obscures radahn's attacks.
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>>483369291
Is this whole unreliable narrator thing a new meme to help excuse the shit lore for the DLC? Honest question, why do you assume the fucker is wrong/doesn't know what he's talking about? Nothing implies that he's lying. Nothing implies that he's incorrect. From what I can tell all the stuff supports this being true.

Also, to be quite honest, I don't think the people who wrote this DLC are skilled enough to do an unreliable narrator. That takes actual skill. The people who wrote this shit did not have that.
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>>483369083
Pokébitch is jobbing to the castle moor furry guy with game of thrones sword
>>483369172
Walking mossleeams can dupe DLC souls
>>483369292
>>483369003
Yui Tanimura was the director for Dark Souls 2 and SOTE, that's why it's such bullshit
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>>483369253
Oh thank Marika!
I thought I bricked myself there for a sec.
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>>483369462
>this is actual concept art
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really? are we going to repeat literally the same discussion from last thread?
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>>483369359
Nigga read the item description for the pants...
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>Lamenter
What the fuck is this boss fight?
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>>483369359
because gaius is an albinauric with nonfunctional legs, like loretta.
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>>483369474
hysteria belongs on X
you should dwell there
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>>483369172
>Divine Beast: Frost Stomp
Storm is better, it buffs all storm stuff
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>>483369550
Royal Rat Vanguard
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>>483369550
dps check fight
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>>483369398
Miquella plapping radahn

Hornsent can punch leda or the dryleaf guy can kick leda what ever is funnier
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>>483369430
Anon, Darth Vader being Luke's father and Leia being his sister is a retcon. It's one of the most famous ones ever known and it actually was pretty good, even though it doesn't make a ton of sense if you think about it. What the fuck we're you trying to prove?

retcons aren't always bad. they can make shit cooler.
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MATING PRESSING LEDA AFTER A LONG, BLOODY FIGHT AGAINST HER
MAKING LEDA BELIEVE THAT (YOU) ARE HER TRUE LORD
WATCHING LEDA APPROACH YOU LIKE A GIDDY SCHOOL GIRL, COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF THOSE SHE'S DEEMED IMPURE
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>>483368901
>Thollier
I don't think I've encountered him yet
Or maybe I just don't remember.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT
MAKE ME UNDERSTAND MISTY TAKIS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT
NONE OF IT MATTERS
WHY DID YOU SHIT IN OUR BRAINS?
WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS NECESSARY
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>All these spells and theres still only one worth using
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>>483369425
theyre both good and strong especially if you go high level. dex arc lets you destroy shit in melee with statuses and dex int lets you fast cast comets or whatever and use the dex int weapons like the yoda sword
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>>483369550
Pure gimmick.
Find the real one and hit him enough times to kill the fakes, if you don't, each of the surviving clones will curse you with a lamenter head around our neck, get hit 7 times and you instantly die.
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Reminder
https://gamerant.com/elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree-dlc-george-rr-martin/
>That's according to Elden Ring Director Hidetaka Miyazaki, who told Eurogamer that Shadow of the Erdtree will not include "a brand-new mythos" written specifically for the purposes of the expansion.
>Elaborating on that point, Miyazaki explained that the DLC is merely a previously unused part of Martin's original mythology that FromSoftware "thought fit to tell as a new expansion."
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>>483369505
>that crack
nice
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Was hoping for more Armored Core but now I'm afraid Diversity Equity and Inclusion will ruin it too. Shame.
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>>483369231
>>483368902
What were they thinking
>Light greatsword guard counter does 442 poise damage across 2 hits
>straight sword does 800
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behold, poison!
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>>483369196
it does make bosses less frustrating in that you can just enable ingame cheats when you get stuck on one.
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>>483369424
I genuinely hope they move phase 2 to 50% like it should be, that alone would make this fight more bearable, I have literally had my stagger eaten by his phase change almost every time
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>>483369550
just attack the real one nigga
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>>483369550
use any large AoE when they all spawn and you win
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>>483369680
https://old.reddit.com/r/EldenRingLoreTalk/comments/1dnhk2s/summarising_lore_revelations_in_the_dlc_spoilers/
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So did everyone just wake up one day to see a giant landmass missing?
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>>483369359
6 skibidi fragments, his thrusting sword is kinda mid and I use it for horseback
>>483369418
Guts is 6'9 260lb so it's just a greatsword
Wasted opportunity fuck taniggermura and fuck the solitude sword
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Hornchads made Marikunt seethe. Hornchads survived her and Messedup's shitty attempt at a genocide. Hornchads turned Marikunt's people into a big statue so they could ascend. Hornchads caused the Lands Between to get filled with Omens running around killing everyone while wearing diapers. Dung Eater finished their work.

Hornchads won.
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Why is the dlc so absurd compared to the base game? I'm still completing the main map and I entered the dlc too, but I struggle to kill anything in the dlc while gibbing normal content
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>MIQUELLA BECOMING A GOD IS LE BAD
>Ranni selling out the world to an outer god is fine
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>>483369505
Sexo
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>>483369683
it be how it is
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>>483368687
Roll behind him, all his light attacks are frontal attacks at best.
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>>483369683
>comet
>not pebble/swift shard
lol

>>483369736
probably the downside, makes sense since lgs is much longer but also just as fast
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Yeah this DLC is kinda mid when it comes to additions. No covenants, PvP bosses, replayability like a boss rush or PvE arena or Chalice Dungeons.
Kind of disappointing when it comes to a lack of features.
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What all does the Deflecting Hardtear cover in terms of what it gives a bonus to, is it just blocking with a weapon?
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>>483369550
dark souls 2 kino
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>>483369736
an intentional downside to the weapon
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>>483369257
Thanks
>>483369748
I like the feeling of being on a journey with others. Its a little headcanon thing of mine.
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>>483369851
how you get this in game
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>>483369118
In the DLC a lunatic with a dead child thinks if he stuffs fingers up his ass and mpregs them everything would be perfect
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>>483369868
do you really not know the power of the comet
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>>483369724
Reminder that Miyazaki is a known liar. Even here he's lying. "No new mythos". Like, you posted that. The DLC does that. He's lying in the thing you posted and you're too brain dead to see it. I don't get why people love sucking this hack off.
Here's a fact - GRRM isn't in the credits for Shadow of the Erdtree. If he had involvement, he would be. But he isn't. This isn't something you can lie about, this is a fact. This really helps explain why the story is so fucked - they stopped following the stuff GRRM wrote for them.
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any tips on how to get past temple town's walls?
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>>483369849
Ranni doesn't do that at all. Ranni leaves the world without an immanent God. Mortals are left to determine their own fate.
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>>483368192
Just killed Messmer and I'm wondering; Messmer's Orb or Spear of the Impaler? I'm running a STR/FTH build currently but I wouldn't mind respeccing into DEX/FTH if people can shill the spear to me.
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>>483369868
Pebble stopped being relevant over a year ago when they unfucked the damage and cost of spells
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>>483369940
You have to beat Radahn hitless with no summons.
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>>483370001
I spam it in fcs, that's not the point
it's not actually a good spell for most purposes due to the fp cost and how long it takes to cast
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>>483369198
What's your specs? I just upgraded and was constantly stuttering and now it's silky smooth 60fps. Very demanding DLC it seems.
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>>483369801
It's a named location past a boss fight with a weird monument though, there's gotta be something more there
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>>483369683
I only use that against Red Wolves.
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>>483369846
dlc was made for people that thought malenia was pogchamp and a good design
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how do you feel about the forced exploration of the dlc which forces you to first collect skibidis from the entire area before attempting to kill any enemies?
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>>483369680
WHAT'S WRONG TARNY? EXPLORE AND KILL MORE THINGS LIKE THE MURDERHOBO YOU ARE NO MESSIANIC SHOTA FOR YOU WHAT ARE YOU A PEDO????! KILL ALL HOPE THEN GO BACK AND GET YOUR AGE OF FIRE ENDING LIKE A GOOD PIECE OF CINDER THEN GO BACK TO THE REAL WORLD AND DO THE SAME THING AS A WAGIE FOR YOUR MASTERS UNTO ETERNITY
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WHERE IS THE SEAMLESS CO-OP, I'm helping a friend that is bad in the game and playing co-op its fucking ass, having to kill bosses 2 time every single time and explore areas 2 times.
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>>483370165
Every enemy seems like it's based off of her spam
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>>483370104
you're too low level
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>>483369846
have you tried collecting more skibidi fragments
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>>483368943
What are the odds that it isn't for any balancing reasons and they just couldn't get the effects on the thrown weapon right?
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>>483370072
Spear is not great but extremely cool. Orb is incredible and cool.
>>483370169
I just killed things without skibidis. I bonk where I please.
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RADHAN IS TOO HARD AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>impenetrable thorns spam wearing the Alberich set melts him in like 20 seconds, BOTH phases

lmao he was the easiest boss of the fucking dlc
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>>483369783
I fucking knew all this already.
All of this is entirely fucking almost pointless to the details of the main game other than some minor additional information on marikas intentions.

In the grand scheme of things, this entire DLC is a fucking waste of time and adds nothing to the game.
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>When attacking, the wielder is less likely to stagger from counterattacks, but will also take increased damage.
WHAT were they thinking???
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>>483370169
I'm okay with it. To me it's just another level system. You start at level one, you can reach level 20. Thinking of it this way really helped complete the DLC. Like, of course you can't beat Messmer at level one. That shit is hard af.

When you realize that you can take 70% less damage by collecting all of them the difficulty really goes down.
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>>483370067
L M A O
M
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>>483369846
They basically reset progression using scadu fragments as the basis.
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>>483368763
>>483368990
It should be noted there were also Shamans who worshipped the Crucible and helped the Hornsent with their atrocities against their kin as well:

>Greatjar
>Attire of the shamans who perform their worship at gaols.
>They offer their prayers to the innards of the greatjars, such that they might be reborn one day into sainthood.

It honestly adds a layer to how fucked this all was considering Marika likely didn’t know this part.
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>>483370053
jump up the back to the part covered in cloth with a little dip in it
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>>483370165
Malenia was better designed than every boss in this DLC.
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>>483370228
She spammed less than most base bosses. She has so much downtime between attacks it's downright luxurious.
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>>483370265
dumb satania poster
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>>483370169
It feels like people saying you NEED to clear limgrave, weeping and mistwood before fighting Margit.
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>>483370236
No, I'm level 350.
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>>483370265
INTbros...the FTHchads even got the best sorcery in the DLC...
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>>483370265
where is this spell

>>483370291
its thematic
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>>483370213
If hes bad at the game tell him to play solo to git gud
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>>483369495
How do you know that Tanimura direct SOTE?
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Fancy some scorpion stew, Tarnished? It's crunchy!
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>>483370265
Based. Impenetrable thorns are impenetrable. Nuthin he could do.
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>>483369884
>no battle royale
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Happiest quest ending yet?
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>>483370072
Dupe them and get both
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>>483370291
>incoming damage multiplier 0.925
>more damage
Anon, that's 92.5% damage. You're taking 7.5% less.
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ARCbros, are any of the weapons worth using?

all i've found so far is the meteor sword, which is sick. but i've mostly been running backhand blades and beast claws with bloodflame blade.
the poison and rot options seem underwhelming again.
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>>483370407
it's against my religion
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>>483370350
???? uncharged comet spam is the best possible ranged dps in the game for a vast majority of enemies
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when you ***TRACK*** A BOSS YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE WHAT THE FUCKING BOSS IS DOING
FUCK
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>>483370313
>rellana
>putrescent knight
>messmer
>midra
>metyr
>romina

incorrect
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Lightning or Quality for Milady?
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>>483369796
This is still wrong and doesn't take into account we already know the center of the lands between.

It also needs to fit inside the divine towers.
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>>483368874
Imagine if he brainwashed you and commanded you to worship his boy cock haha...
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>>483370169
Enemies and bosses without remembrance are a joke.
Only the remembrance bosses need scadutree fragments.
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>>483370393
the attacks are already slow as fuck compared to greatswords / greathammers / great axes, and great katanas don't get hyperarmor except THE SINGLE ONE THAT INCREASES YOUR DAMAGE TAKEN?????

>>483370451
that's a generic hyperarmor effect, the speffect below that increases your damage taken during the attack idk by how much
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>>483370439
he dies so no
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this Gaius nigger is harder than anything by far
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>>483370505
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>>483369550
You rike?
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>>483369796
I really want to know what the reason for this was before the massive rewrite took place. Ancient gaol? The Divine Towers locked it away? So fucking curious what it was actually supposed to be before all the retcons.
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Putrescent Knight was disappointingly easy. Didn't even feel like the other bosses. I am at skibidi 9, and stacked like 4 layers of defense buffs. Also maybe he's weak to fire? I'm using the gsgs. Felt like a base game boss desu. Also he wasn't as big as I expected, he seemed huge in the trailer.
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>>483369851
REMINDER due doesn't look like this her body isn't shaped like this. This and >>483369505 are what she canonically looks like. What you posted isn't and will never be my queen who I love above all else it's an abomination to her name a porn addled heresy and anyone who likes it deserves catch flame to their faces. I love marika the real marika. None of you truly love her as I do. I am her most dedicated follower I have never done done ending besides the standard one where we marry and have plenty of healthy kids she is my wife my goddess my mistresss my master my one and only love
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It's the first from soft game where I switch between weapons for each boss and it's pretty fucking fun I gotta say
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>>483369210
>tanimura directed it
that explains the hitboxes being 10 feet wider than the swings
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what does turning into a lamenter even do
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>>483370456
Try a blood infused Chicken Wing
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>>483369724
I don't get how this surprises anybody. I told my wife that the DLC includes pedophilic gay incest, and all she said was "yeah that sounds about right for GRRM"
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whats a good place to invade thats invader advantageous
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>>483369703
thanks I guess I'll try arcane then, there don't seem to be any very exciting sorceries from what I've seen? probably missed a few
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>>483370393
You gotta go out from Messmer's boss room to where you fought the Fire Knight Captain (dude who dropped an AoW and headpiece) and look to (I think) the left. There should be a platform with a bat sitting on it. Drop down. Kill bat. Then turn around. Should be sitting there to be picked up. It's a Sorcery that requires uh...around 24 FTH I think?
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>>483370456
Milady seems extremely promising
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>>483369846
You are basically at RL 1 when you first enter the DLC.
I did a new run 3 days ago, and the beginning of the DLC feels like a RL1 character fighting enemies with endgame damage scaling.
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I like that the hippos look like a shitty medieval artist's rendition
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>>483370542
Yeah but he was fucking ecstatic, died doing what he loved after he accomplished his purpose in life.
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>>483368972
I feel it's very likely to get nerfed, because it's also bugged for one thing. I love it so much though.
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>>483370745
thank
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>>483370393
shadow keep, you have to drop from a balcony outside the site of grace after moving the hanging statues, there is bat peering over the edge
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Messmer's...fair? That's the biggest twist of this DLC. But the NPC summon sign being in this boss fight is comedy.
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>>483370646
Cry about it
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>>483370113
Skibidi fragments fall on it or something
All I know is fighting that pigfucker was worth the skibidi and yeah I used pest spears on torent while mimic tear ate all the hits
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Why did she make me do this?
I just wanted to play vidya
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>>483370505
Blood...
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>>483370846
at least you can run to it and press it before his opening attack
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how do I unlock the last part of the map, above the mountain in the southeast?
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>>483370407
does giving this to the hornsent change anything
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>>483368192
i think i might have to farm the rest of the tree fragments before i fight radahn
or i might have to go to a non ng+ character, because even with level 16 tree shard and all defense talismans i still nearly get 2 shot by anything and his health is just so fucking big
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>>483370404
He is a construction worker that works on a somewhat third world country with 10 hours shift and has 2 kids, he is just trying to game on his free time while his wife is out.
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>>483369851
Hey, that's my screenshot!
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>>483370758
I wonder how it feels to someone who enters the dlc at lvl1 and doesnt use any frags
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>>483370863
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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Difficulty:
Benchmark: Malenia 7/10
Lion: 2/10
Deathblight Lion: 1/10
Rellana: 3/10
Messmer: 4/10
Midra: 1/10
Putrescent: 3/10
Gaius: 4/10
Skibidi Avatar: 2/10
Romina 2/10
Metyr: 2/10
Radahn: 9/10
Bayle: 1/10

DLC Ranking:
BB > DS > DS3 > ER > DS2
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>>483370948
enemies have literally like 4 times as much hp in the dlc to account for the skibidis
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>>483369849
miquella turned himself into a sociopath and chose a lord who would fight, in the admission of one of radahn's own personal bodyguards, "endless battle"

literally nothing good would have come from miquella's age of oppression
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>>483370863
The ground is going to split apart and swallow you straight into hell when you die, gooner
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why did messmer have a museum in his castle
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>>483370926
Modding was a mistake
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>>483370948
if they can enter the DLC at RL1, the DLC would be fucking easy for them.
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>>483370702
wasn't really feeling it but maybe i should give it another try.

>>483370756
the moveset is pretty sick.

also i found this AoW but i'm not sure how to use it or what with. it seems like a better poison moth flight but also deal scarlet rot?
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>>483370793
what makes it bugged? the faster r1 after the dash or just the damage or something? its fun as fuck but it hasnt seemed broken
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I'm done with the sunflower fight. What scadu level am I supposed to be for this? it feels like total shit.
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how the fuck do you reach this? Am I supposed to be able to drop the giant thing somehow?
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I wonder who was the first to depict Marika as pornstar body bimbo.
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>>483370863
Who is this supposed to be?
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>>483371080
>use other weapon or whatever to inflict poison
>wear rot exultation
>switch weapons and kick them to death
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>>483371136
yes
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>speed buff to greataxe attacks
feels the same
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>>483371051
He's Hitler.
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>>483370926
Based
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>>483371136
Try jumping and then faith
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Can we talk about radahn? Can we take a moment to appreciate his apperance, just look at his painting. Look at his perfectly tanned skin, not too dark, not too pale, his stern yet caring eyes, his strong jawline, he's the most masculine man this side of godfrey. I'd argue he's even better too, do you know how nice he could be to people? Do you? Look at how much his men loved him, readily abandoning their homes to fight with and for him against the rot thousands of years after the battle. Look at how, even after being rotted away he does his best to protect leonard. How is he NOT the kindest being in all the lands between? He's my ideal man. He's the ideal elden lord.
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>>483371150
Whoever pulled her statue model body from the game's files
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>>483368474
>stab with bewitching branch
Karma's a bitch, and so are you
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>>483371051
I saw it as him studying his enemies forms and biology, to understand the crucible of life that preceded the Erdtree order. But did he build the dark Fortress, or did it preceded him so all that stuff was there already?
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>>483370987
Putrescent is a 1/10 it was the easiest remembrance boss for me
Bump Gaius up to a 5 and Skibidi Avatar to a 3
The rest is agreeable
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>>483371125
he is insanely, ridiculously weak to fire, its a dps check, and also the vine attacks are grounded i.e. jumpable
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>>483371136
Just keep playing. You noticed it, that's good enough.
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>try Dex/Faith
>want to go back to smashing people with big sword
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Lost Izalith is better than any zone in Elden Shit.
>b-b-but
Lost Izalith is better than any zone in Elden Shit.
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wow, the golden hippo is a really really really bad boss
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Wait...what the fuck? I was able to make it to the last boss and pass Gaius and a few other bosses? Why did they make this possible?
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>>483371265
can I interest you in a powerstanced great katana build
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>>483371080
It's also a huge gap closer
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>>483371265
dex/fth is the gayest combo
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About to start the DLC, does anyone know if there are any quests you can fuck up near the start and what to look out for?
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>waterfowl invader
>spams l2
>stunlocked into death
sigh
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WHO IS ALL THESE CHARACTERS DADS AND MOMS?
WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU DIE IN THE SKIBIDI TREE REALM?
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>>483371280
Witch of Izalith is cute
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>>483370306
>It honestly adds a layer to how fucked this all was considering Marika likely didn’t know this part.
anon, marika's gesture is literally the gesture made by innard saints when you parry them.
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>radahn is an incestuous homosexual pedophile
lol
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>>483371330
I want to try out the cross nagainta for once.
>>483371309
gay shit
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>>483371307
>why did they fill this open world game with nonlinear progression and and optional content
we just dont know
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>>483371150
It honestly feels fitting for the character.
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>jobbed to Morgott
>jobbed to Malenia
>jobbed to the Tarnished twice, once even in his "prime" form with an Empyrean backing him
truly the ideal lord
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>>483371337
How did you beat the game without learning how to dodge waterfowl?
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The Deathblight Lion thing is a joke, right? They're not that malicious, RIGHT?
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>>483371208
Actually her statue body isn't pornstary at all. She looks like a generic white mom. She's not some goddess of beauty.
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>keep getting summoned for Raksha over and over and over again
what did the playerbase mean by that
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>>483371251
All of them? The amount of AOEs he did really pissed me off.
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>>483371427
its really not that bad because you can use torrent in the refight and there are a bunch of pillars to kit around
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>>483371393
based
>>483371415
gigachad gets the bussy stay mad
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>>483371265
Here you go. They fixed the weapon art btw
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I killed him at 20 fps. Git gud bro.
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>>483371150
She is canonically the biggest bimbo whore goddess in the Lands Between anon
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>>483371462
People have trouble with Raksha?
I just killed her with the big sword AoW
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Is there a magic equivalent of sacred blade/flaming strike?
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>>483371051
>A spirit who belonged to the Fire Knights; an order which answers directly to Messmer. Hilde swings a slender greatsword and casts fire incantations.
>Hilde was a dear friend to Salza the sage, and joined those who urged that the specimens be preserved.
>Salza's disdain for barbarism never waned, even as he burned more villages and scorched more land than any other.
>A disciple of the elder Wego, he refused to burn down an old ruin, at the risk of his own life.
>Each and every knight hailed from a renowned family of the Erdtree's upper echelons, but were shunned and chased from their homes after pledging allegiance to Messmer as their master.
The Fire Knights are all educated nobles, and some of them felt bad about destroying everything. They're like anthropologists for an imperialist country
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>>483371475
idk i killed him on my 2nd try, the long range ones absolutely are
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>>483371436
God that is hotter.
>>483371513
Completely forgot about that.
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>>483371303
Golden Hippo feels like a Dark Souls 2 kuso boss.
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Nobody is int or fai casters anymore. Casting is confirmed hardmode. From really did it, they filtered spells out of the game. Now everyone is a shield and colossal fag.
Bravo mike wazowski. BRAVO
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>>483371525
Literal fertility goddess
Made for unrestrained breeding with every cock in the Lands Between
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>not somber
>no greatsword swings
>it just has the heavy thrusting sword moveset

Why ? Gayass is easily the worst fight of the DLC and you cant even give a worthwhile weapon ?

It looks like its the only pure strength remembrance weapon in the DLC, I was hoping it would be more interesting.
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>>483371513
what'd they fix?
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>>483371336
There's only really 2 major breakpoints in the dlc for NPCs, Approaching the keep on the altus and burning some branches.
The only thing worth noting before the keep is 1 NPC that gives you some lore musings about each golden cross you find, after the keep is when the npc quests truly start.
Burning the branches stops all NPC quests.
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>>483371265
Dex/Faith was my Bloodflame Blade/Lightning Armament Claw buffing build. Worked pretty well. I imagine all the innately powerstanced weapon types like Bear Claws and Backhand Blades would work great for that too.
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>>483371453
Micky, I'm not sure those clothes are decent.
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>lvl10 scudtree
>Rellanna still two shots me with her magic sword
Lmao.
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>>483371462
literally who
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>>483368192
What build should I run to do damage as a ghost helper?
I legit feel like I do no damage. I completed the dlc btw.
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Sorry radahn but i'm a bleed god and you died again even with a four armsed sissy handholding you
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>>483371249
Yeah Putrescent was really easy but it's the only boss fight in the game where you MUST jump.
I had Blind Spot so it was easy to stay on Gaius' side so he wasn't a real big deal for me. I equipped goldan braid and was able to truck through Skibidi really easily.
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>>483371525
So she's the whore of babylon then.
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I cant get to these last 3 locations
Also im getting sad the DLC will end soon :(
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>>483371678
the big easy to dodge one?
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>>483371669
Learned what clothes he could get away with from his mum.
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>>483368478
I've always wondered why a blackknife assassin is just chilling right outside by the door
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>N-no! It wasn't me!
>T-the child mind controlled me!
That's exactly the kind of thing a pedophile would say.
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>>483371634
It comes with a special ash of war pre-installed that you can put on other weapons. Worth it for that alone.
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>>483371678
Equip Loretta's armor
Equip the mirror shield
Equip the spelldrake talisman
Eat a spellproof liver
Use carian retaliation
Don't get hit retard
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>>483371265
>lightning infused unga bunga
>50+ dex
>radagon icon
It's not so bad
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>>483371521
MARIKA'S TITS
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it's interesting that the area that's basically purged by frenzy flame is named the abyss and actually isn't burnt away fully. it's actually peaceful in its own way. you just have to be be part of the frenzy itself.
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Use o Mother gesture on a statue right before the Gaius fight
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>>483371436
She looks like my aunt. Cute.
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>I have now beaten every remembrance boss in the dlc
What did I think of the expansion
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>>483371752
Entrance is via shadow keep
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So what are the shadow lands?
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>>483371752
Use the O Mother gesture at the statue to the right of the Grace right before Gaius.
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>>483371856
hag!
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do you think the GEQ was the hornsent’s empyrean?
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>>483371782
Sure. But you have to wonder when said child has repeatedly shown that they do this.
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>>483371650
It has the intended poise now. So it hits like a truck and you can actually connect both swings with it. It wasn't even located under the weapon changes it was under bug fixes lmao.
>>483371678
Stack defense buffs. The games wants you to use the tools it provides you. Also she's weak to lightning
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>>483371415
>he has red hair so this has to be radahn
fucking retard
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>>483371663
>likely
did a lighting infuse/vow backhand blade build and can confirm it wrecks.
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>>483371752
Have fun with #1. It's by far the most irritating thing I've encountered in the game so far.
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>>483371872
it was fun despite half the bosses just immediately launching into a 1 minute attack combo the second you stepped through the door
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>>483371856
Is your aunt single?
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>>483371634
It's the only strength focused Heavy Thrusting Sword. And has a very low dex requirement.
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>>483371895
do I have to kill messmer?
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>Mohg redeemed by the DLC as a genuine victim of mental manipulation and coercion from Miquella
I am now a Mohg truther, Ansbach completely altered my opinion of him
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>>483371856
How does Marika give birth?
Does she have to wait nine month or she can magically give birth to them?
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why are hostcels like this
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>200 hours into Eldan Rang
>only just now realize that purple item glow means item I haven't picked up yet
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>>483371923
No because the Lamenter Mask has black flame visual effects and was locked away the Hornsent. I have no fucking idea why the Lamenter Mask has black flame visual effects
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radagon and marika were in the same pot werent they? Thats why they exist as one being
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>>483371634
>why does a mounted knight that uses a lance / thrusting move set drop a thrusting item
You tell me sherlock
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>>483372049
incorrect
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>>483371872
it was good and you want to play through it again on a different build
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>>483371923
geq is this setting's velka since everything else has been explained.
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>>483371856
Honestly looks hotter like this.
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There's no way Miquella would mind control Mohg into blood raping him, his name is Miquella the KIND, why would a kind person do that?
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>>483371678
Better get used to it homie. No matter what your skibidi power level is if you eat the glaring "DODGE THIS RETARD" attach you will probably die.
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>>483371856
I want to fuck your aunt
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>>483371663
what's your stats for dex?
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>>483371567
I'd like to add onto anons post, that her model has a really large ass. Infact, if you look at radagon's his ass was really large too. And if you look at ranni's corpse her ass was even bigger. Marika never had huge tits but her and much of her family had massive asses
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>>483371064
Blitzing to the DLC at RL1 isn’t hard outside of Mohg. You can have a somber +10 weapon like Reduvia or Serpent Hunter and kill Mohg before he Nihils.
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>>483372000
Miquella took advantage of his desires for a family and a place to belong. My lord has been avenged...
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>>483371330
says the homosexual man
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I am fighting Messmer with the Beast Claw. Wouldn't dare think of doing this against the other fucks.
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>>483372049
how have you only picked up one stonesword key in 200 hours?
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>>483371108
Console and PC have different stats
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>>483371521
>porn addicted gooner is a third worlder with a shit pc
pottery
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skibidis ruined coop.

hosts think they can summon to beat bosses without the forced exploration for skibidis but the bosses actually get way harder if you summon and everyone is brought down to the hosts skibidi level.

9/10 hosts die everytime I try to coop and 9/10 times hosts have no skibidis so none of us do any damage
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>>483371895
>>483371907
>>483371963
Beautiful
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>>483372176
>saw Ranni ass the first time
>red head
It's a genuine shame that she can't restore her original body back.
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>the great blood katana
all player npc adjacent encounters are now completely defunct and obsolete. i am the master now.
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Japanese player here. Story and lore makes perfect sense to me. You westerners probably got another mistake like the Ranni mistranslation. Miyazaki-san is a genius.
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>>483371767
Poor boy was taught to be a slut. No wonder his sister fights us naked.
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>have been helping hosts through hippo all night using obsidian lamina
It’s not a particularly great weapon but it’s serviceable in a dex arc build and it’s great looking
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>no new dedicated faith weapons
What’s the point of faith requirements on weapons when the scaling is inconsequential even at 80 faith?
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>>483371963
i loved the sunflower.
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Queen Marika's fertile elden womb....
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>>483372356
I FUCKING KNEEL
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Is Metyr the easiest boss of the DLC?
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>>483371436
she honestly doesn't look too bad for a corpse that's been blasted to pieces before being crucified for thousands of years.
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>beat radhan
>get some gayass miquella consort cutscene
uhhhh that's it?
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>>483371754
>>483371819
>>483371941
>>483372132
I killed her by just abusing bleed in only 5 or so tries but she's definitely an overtuned bitch, normies will never beat her.
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>>483372405
do you get it at the end of the dlc? i'm still on the lookout for more dex arc options but it feels like the game wants me to run quality.
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Stop posting the wanton strumpet.
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>>483372194
you can jump off the map to cheese mogh, you don't have to land a single hit on him.
that's how I've beaten mogh on all my level 1 characters.
OH WAIT THE BASTARDS PATCHED THIS, NOW YOU CAN'T CHEESE MOGH without fighting....
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You rike the shitty boss in the DLC?
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>>483372440
That would be slug boy
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>>483372327
That's right. U mad?
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>>483372501
you get it after beating radahn so literally after the end of the DLC
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>>483372504
What? Mad you're the only one she hasn't fucked?
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>>483371856
I hate this pic stop posting it. It looks identical to my bitch of a mother who doesn't even fucking call me anymore but she was wholly willing to fuck me up emotionally and mentally when I was young. I can't get into any relationships with anyone anymore and I know there are women who are into me but i can't be with them due to my mistrust of women she put into me. Fuck her and you for reposting this
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>>483372440
no, putrescent was easier. and rellana
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The drapes covering the Scadutree are from the Divine Towers in the Land Between

They literally covered the landmass in spooky dark cloth to hide it
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>>483372453
I unironically would have preferred to talk to Marika or something like that.
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raptor of the mist is so fucking OP
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>>483372356
how do u throw?
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>>483372523
not him but he got under your skin so you're projecting and it's obvious to everyone
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>>483372061
Marika was never put into a pot hence why she hates everything the Hornset did and Messmer genocided them on her behalf, the greater will forced them to combine to keep Marika in line before crucifying her after she broke the elden ring
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Can someone explain all the "no horse" messages I see everywhere? They are put in places where you can have a horse a lot of times so I can only assume "no horse" is some kind of slang in another language like how we do "fort night"
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how the fuck do i get past st trina's second phase? stupid flower whore
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>>483372504
>trusting the horn jews
A matriarch at that
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>>483372405
how did the hosts not instantly die within 30 seconds?

I literally can't coop, they just die.
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How the fuck do I get to the top right part of the map?
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Fuck, quick bros, which do I choose? Is this bitch crazy or based?
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>>483372440
Romina is probably the easiest since she has long slow attacks and she barely uses Scarlet Rot.
Scadu Avatar dies to any Fire weapon art or incantation.
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>>483372356
it's great
>throw spear; fast or with an aoe
>not-waterfowl l2
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>>483372194
I used Dung Eater (Physick with no FP usage) as distraction and used ice spear. Clayman harpoon with Ice spear is a great RL1 weapon combo
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>>483372523
Post the feet.
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Looking forward to DLC weapons getting added to randomizers and never touching this DLC again.
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>>483372453
>beat Radahn in the main game
>get to see stars moving in the distant sky
God, Prime Radahn is such a mistake.
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>>483372664
Hornsent, then help him.

Thollier is based
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>Miyazaki tells people there isn't going to be a new base game ending
>people hype themselves up for the DLC showing some mindblowing new plot detail (it doesn't)
>Miyazaki tells people that the DLC size is about the same size as Limgrave
>People hype themselves saying that he's lying and it might as well be three entirely new zones (It's not, it has about as much content as limgrave)
>Miyazaki tells people the story is going to follow Miqeulla, the last Empyrean we don't know about
>People hype themselves saying that we're going to get info about the Gloam-Eyed Queen and all the Outer Gods (we don't)
why do gamers do this?
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>>483372604
>not him
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is the key to Rellana to have frostbite or a higher scadu blessing than 4
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>>483372386
What is this trend I've been seeing lately discussing game lore here and on /v/ where there is always some autist that says "You don't know what it says in Japanese so you don't understand the lore" and every time you refute them its "learn Japanese" and posting Japanese screencaps. There is never an argument, it's just "I'm right, you're wrong. Learn Japanese." I've only started seeing this shit within the last month. Where is this coming from? It's not just this game, it's all over the place.
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>>483371619
damn, now I'm curious about playing this as a mostly pure caster
too bad sorcery is boring to play
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>>483372693
>miyazaki ripping off more kino
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>>483372664
She goes after the hornsent no matter what you choose
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why are shitters using base game armor, spells and weapons?

We have DLC use DLC weapons
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>>483372163
This was a game I did a completionist run about a year ago. IIRC my Dex was at 55 to get to 60 with Milicent's prosthesis.
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>>483372425
>Elden uterus tattoo that glows when you impregnate her
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>>483372565
>putrescent
>rellana
stop lying
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>>483372798
the key is not being bad.
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>>483368442
he specifically said when the DLC was pretty much announced that there would be no separate endings for the DLC or the base game, i have no idea where this meme comes from
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>>483372645
You can fight st trina?
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Hmm

https://x.com/_7albi/status/1804945161367220302
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>>483372563
stop blogposting you faggot
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>>483372715
Ranni footsies
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>>483372798
it's too bad because people are only at 4 or lower unless they spent 5 hours combing the graveplain and maybe more areas
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>>483372901
OOOOOOOH
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>>483371804
Yeah i did notice that. I just wish it had some horizontal slashes.
And it gets the highest strength scaling out of any of the Heavy Thrusting Swords.

Just make the R2s a horizontal slash i would have been happy as fuck.
>>483372356
amazing
you did that unlocked which makes it impressive as well
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>>483372410
Well you're wrong and it's another stupid dumb fight where the boss is off camera and just flailing around.
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>>483372837
Funfact from a guy who actually paid a jap money to translate for me personally, the ranni ending isn't mistranslated, the eng and jp versions are near identical but the jp version is a lot more literal while the eng version is more vague but they actually fit together perfectly. A lot of the elden ring lore is like this, the only main difference is the English is more vague but says the same thing as the Japanese version.
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>>483372731
no really, that was it? just the "watch dream" thing? nothing else? lame
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>>483372908
I beat Rellana in 3 tries using M’lady and Wing Stance with the stance talisman. Just traded and killed her easily.

Putrescent’s patterns were easier to learn

Finger Ebrietas took way more tries
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>>483371856
I love this pic keep posting it.
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>>483372850
I'm role playing in a role playing game. Why would a black flame paladin slap on some rando's ugly armor and start using perfume bottles? Serious question.
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>>483373014
I wonder how forcefully that doll could step on you.
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>>483373067
>Did you rike it?
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>>483368543
The aoe are super finicky some times, but for the most part rolling into/ towards his back is better than rolling away.
The hardest part is all the visual effects for his shit cluttering your view, so you sometimes can't see if he does a follow up. That was a bigger pain during the fight than his actual attacks for me.
I still don't know what the eff t of his grab attack is though, if anyone can clarify that.
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>>483372663
Go to the little statue in the room to the right of the commander boar fight (bottom of shadow keep) and emote in front of it.
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>>483372850
No, I will not abandon my Swordwife or the golden armor of her greatest defenders.
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ah, help me torrentman, i'm going insane
>torrent has returned to his world
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>>483371947
Look at the gauntlets
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>>483373067
Indie company.
Please understand
Meanwhile the fucking base game has this arena and cinematic https://youtu.be/OWkH8z7mir4?si=ersHU6sEM_NxYCpT
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Coomers turning marika into a generic K-RPG character is the reason the west is so against attractive women in games.
Imagine making a female character and people ruin her by just turning her into a generic porn character.
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I like basically all the DLC bosses but Ill say this much. I can do a single jumping two-handed heavy attack without getting hurt against every single DLC boss after I dodge a full attack combo. I can NOT do this against Radahn who will almost always damage me with another attack if I try. That's why I think he's shit.
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>>483373106
>literal empyerean candidate that can channel the power of the moon
Strong enough to turn you into mist easily
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>>483372176
anyone ever figure out what the spear was? was it the shard of the rune of death that was stolen from maliketh? then marika tried to kill herself with it?
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Radahn is the only hard boss in the DLC.
I have had sex though.
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>>483373014
Now post melina or rya feet. In fact show modded rya at all
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got queued with some dope who stole my drip (i invented that look) and he died within the first 60 seconds of the fight

don't fuck with an OG kiddo
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>>483373089
because the GEQ got banished to the Shadow-Scadu-Shadow Realm which is so obscured that they forgot to mention her even in the DLC.
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Is there something specific I'm supposed to do to dodge the Scadutree Avatar's air barrage thing? I can dodge the first two fine but the third one just lasts too long and I get hit.
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>>483372645
just keep on chugging; eventually she'll take pity on you.
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It's insane how relevant this still is
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>>483372569
The suppression pillar is the center all divine towers point towards
The first of the fingers landed near the center of the Lands Between, the closer you are to the center the stronger the Greater Will's influence gets (see Leyndell, the Roundtable Hold and the fingers atop each divine tower)
Outer Gods are "Outer" simply because their influence manifests further away from the middle point of the Lands Between
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Uhh, how the fuck do I get this map? The blue marker just points down into the void.
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>>483372908
chili rellana took me like 50+ tries but sludge boy took me one. He was like a base game boss. Slow attacks, plenty of windows to heal and attack, only had one real fuck-you attack. Rellana on the other hand is a total schizo fuckfest. I ended up summoning leda because I just gave up.
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I just killed Midra. Is that just a dead end or did his death unlock something I've overlooked?
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>>483372504
Omen lives don't matter
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>>483373218
I don't think there's any mods for rya, though I'll gladly be proven wrong.
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>>483373162
>clothes can't be put on and off
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>>483373326
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>>483373356
Dead end
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>>483373356
Midra is just a side path with next to no context or lore just like 90% of this dlc
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>>483373404
Post more feet then
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>>483373327
Him using magic on Radahn also is still a cope.
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>>483373297
>door that lead you to falling to your death
Imagine if DS2 were released today instead. People would cry about the traps
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Messmer did nothing wrong btw
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>>483372523
>When Ranni crafts a new doll she wants to show you next time you're at the rise.
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adls is still a giant fuckyou button i guess.
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>>483373117
I assume I don't have to kill mesmer to get to it.
Alright thanks anon
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>>483373378
Bitch needs to moisturize her skin.
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>Netflix Marika
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Do we know why the bud girl is a required boss? I It seems like you can skip through everything until messmer, and then beeline to the final boss but i guess you have to defeat romina on the way?
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>>483372908
Putrescent was easy. He doesn't have much health and his flames are easy to jump. Definitely the easiest for me.
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>>483372850
>abandoning my zweihander
never
I will try DLC weapons next playthrough
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>>483372523
Reminder that Ranni can canonically do this
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>Kill Radahn
>No music
>No credits
>Nothing of value
>Just a gay memory of a near repeated line
>An abrupt nothing
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>>483373326
See that green spot right under the shadow keep?
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>>483373378
>the entire plot of ER came from Marika being a horny slut to the point she fucked herself
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What a fucking terrible boss, I didn't want to but I had to whip out the bleed, literally could only get two hits in and then had to wait 5 minutes until he got done with his dogshit combos to get two more hits in, this shitty boss plus all of those empty open world areas really soured the experience for me
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>really like the perfumes
>they're the new designated shitter weapon
It's not fair this shit always happens to me.
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>>483373206
Cope
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>>483373315
So is the frenzied flame jewish?
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>>483373618
>reviewers mentioned that the final boss is anticlimactic
>faggots didn't believe it
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Are any of the throwable weapons worth using? The greathammer seems sick.
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I'm pretty convinced now that nuRadahn was made to encourage people to summon. He has a massive opening when someone else gets grabbed by the brainwash attack, enough for two whole charged heavy attacks with a colossal weapon. He doesn't have that kind of opening anywhere else in his fight.
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Is 150 still the meta?
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>>483373432
From bottom Grace with Miquella's Cross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc-xtOjXyDw
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so is Hornsent just an ungrateful nigger?
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What's the martial art used in hand to hand weapons?
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>>483373470
I'm gonna play the game now, if i take any more screenshots I'll just post it here or on /v/ eventually.
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>>483372850
Armor is the first thing I changed after entering the DLC but finding good weapons or spells takes a few hours

>>483372693
But who was Nanaya?
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>>483373518
>spirit ash
webm, opinion, and post ignored.
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>>483373784
Systema
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not gonna lie the finger mother would've been more impactful as a final boss than just dealing with radahn again
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>>483373690
just don't use the rolling sparks exploit if it really bothers you
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>>483373618
Yeah, its sad

Trailer had me so hyped but this is unironically the worst product lorewise from has ever put out
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>>483373690
Dude just don't care. I'm using Milady and I think it's OP as well.
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So thanks to new lore, do you think radahn hung out with miquella and malenia as they got older? Do you think he'd compliment malenia on how much better she's getting with her sword skills? Do you think he'd offer to have little horse races where he rides on leonard and miquella on torrent? Do you think malenia and radahn ever sparred? Do you think radahn was ever at the haligtree? Do you think radahn told miquella how nice the tree looked and how proud he was of him causing miquella to turn bright red? Do you think radahn left his old swords with miquella as a gift and that's why he has them during his boss?
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>>483373618
Everything involving the final boss is dogshit
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>>483373315
>zanzibart bros were right all the way back then and didn't know it
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Post more sexy Marika.
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>>483373561
You have to burn the shadow vines to get to anor londo 2 and she lives in the church
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>>483373718
Porn exists, you know.
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>>483373618
They really wanted to drive home that Miquella was already taken and not for the Tarnished
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>>483373839
you must've not played many fromsoft games then
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shadowkeep is.... kinda fugly....
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>>483373726
Yes always has been
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Radahn died on the battlefield in a glorious festival. The Mohg/Radahn golem you fight is not him, just a meat puppet controlled by Miquella. That's what I choose to believe.
>b-b-but the lore says
Don't care.
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>>483373783
he's a literal chud pissbaby
>soiled loincloth
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>>483373871
Notice how it makes a star of David and the hornsent are Jewish devils?
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>>483373685
Are you a strength build with bleed or did you respec. Either way I understand. That motherfucker has way too much HP to be moving the way he does
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>>483373570
u mean high jump or left/right jump? u can avoid aoe in the ground jumping?
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>>483373315
>>483373871
HOW WERE ZANZIBART GUYS SO FUCKING RIGHT NO REALLY SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THEY CALLED EVERY ASPECT OF THE FUCKING DLC DOWN TO LORE REVEALS
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how the fuck do i get this map
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>>483373326
go here and follow the water as far as you can.
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>>483373772
>designed around summons
>still going to shitpost people and say they didn't beat the boss if they used summons
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>>483373945
??? that's obviously the case. Ansbach said Miquella is using Mohg's blood powers to animate Radahn
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>>483373206
Coomer Marika is a perfectly canonical interpretation of Marika during her prime
Everything we know about her suggest that she is a genocidal breeding addict
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>>483373214
the fingers lied about death being sealed, they give it to their baleful assassins to kill empyreans.
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>>483374027
For one to find what they seek, sometimes they must truly stop searching for it.
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>>483373850
Radahn and Malenia would play fight with practice swords and Miquella would piggyback on Radahn to pretend to be his Serosh.
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>>483373873
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>>483372850
I legit haven't found a single DLC weapon and I'ave explored 75% of the map. I want the great katana and the twinblade from the messmer knights.
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>>483374097
that was the plan
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>within a month NeverKnowsBest and Joseph Anderson will be releasing 3 hour long video essays explaining why SOTE is objectively too hard for "souls vets" like them
How will you respond when they objectively prove the game isn't fun because Rellana is too hard to dodge?
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They could have at least like you talk to Miquella. Like what the fuck does an age of compassion even mean?
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>>483374009
60 str and 60 arcane, I ended up at like rl 200, I wanted some arcane to get drops but it honestly wasn't worth it, too much cool looking faith stuff I didn't get to use
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>>483374027
Keep going south
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>Anna's puppet
KINO
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>>483374027
>go to shadow keep
>reach the bridge with the fire knight on it before the storage room
go to where the boats are and the milita men are
>look for a ladder
>find the sewer down there (there's an invisible wall or two involved iirc)
>ride down the coffin
>ride torrent through the trough
>find the darklight catacombs at the very bottom
>go down this fairly large dungeon
>beat the unique boss at the end
>you can now walk to the map piece
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is the bone bow any good? Does rancor shot do anything special? Can it scale well?
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what all do I need to do before I attempt messmer
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>>483373945
Yup it's also why he doesn't talk at all despite being supposedly fixed
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>>483374183
>dodge
just parry her?
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>>483374090
No its not. Look at the statue in the Roundtable hold. Her tits arnt hanging out, nor does she have a leg window in her dress.
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>>483374068
>>483373772
Most of the bosses in this DLC were designed with summons in mind, or some garbage. I'm doing it for the sheer fact that half the enemies, i'm fighting the FUCKING CAMERA more than I am the boss. The hippo, Bayle, the lionfucker at the start, every boss is too fucking big.
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So wheres does Ymir and the black knight fuck off to after u kill Metyr?
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what’s the deal with moore? his armor is connected with an outer god, he’s part of a forager brood which is a bunch of servants of rot, and uses rot pots, and collects things.
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ayo wtf
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Godwyn bros.... we got cucked massively...
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Are the new larval tears a fixed amount or can you farm them???
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>>483374183
I don't care, the bosses were good to me.
Although I am interested in what they say about Radahn, because I wouldn't mind hearing someone rip all over that terrible fucking blight that from shat into out faces
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>>483371769
i think theres a random theory that marika herself also has control over the black knife assassins. This means that she might've been the mastermind in killing Godwyn, so she's been 4D chessing the whole time.
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>>483374021
>>483373871
>youtube lore "experts" got nearly everything wrong with their speculations
>Zanzibart shitposters were shockingly close to the truth
Amazing
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>>483374252
Do Ansbach and Freyja's little quest there
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>>483373206
>Coomers turning marika into a generic K-RPG character is the reason the west is so against attractive women in games.
Explain how this follows and why anyone should care
Protestants and moral panic niggers shouldn't even be allowed to breathe
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>Get summoned
>Katana Moonveil spammer
>Get invaded
>One of those spinny fuck mobs zero in on me
>Host completely ignores me and opts to not help
>Host chases after the red instead
>Host dies
Pottery
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>>483374252
Leda sidequest
that one NPC in the town with the divine beast, wear the divine beast's mask to talk to her
maybe Thiollier's sidequest? not sure if/when it fails
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>>483374328
Go interact with Ymir's chair again.
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>Fog Rift Catacombs
jesus fucking christ
>>483373813
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>>483374286
(You)
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the "darkness" must be purged

if you know what i am saying
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>>483372798
Parry her.
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>>483374339
wholesome reddit man alexander looks like THIS!?
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the hardest boss I've fought in the DLC is still demihuman swordsman onze
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>le unexplained mysteries
Only low iq people think this is the move
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>>483374420
>>youtube lore "experts" got nearly everything wrong with their speculations
to be fair, at least with the Miquella questline the whole thing is a pretty massive asspull that has zero setup in the basegame.
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>>483374328
nevermind
I just discovered
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>>483374429
>Protestants and moral panic niggers
Its about respect for the source materiel.
If youre so porn brained that you think turning a character into into generic porn-brained characters is somehow a good thing then youre lost.
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>three cases of forgive me, zanzibart
>one literal case where the person who says it dies as he says it
forgive me… miyzaki
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radahns fight is awful because you cant fucking see anything, half the time im just being flashbanged then he teleports across the map, theres just too much fucking shit on screen, it makes it borderling unplayable
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>>483373783
>Omen
Yes
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>>483373690
How are perfumes OP again?
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>>483374183
who and who
I dno't give a shit about asstubers, I just beat the expansion
8/10, it is great but the empty areas such as the blue coast or the frenzy woods could have been more interesting
not getting a ending sequence or anythignis kinda shit
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this can't be the way you're supposed to do this
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Since we acquire rennala's rune of rebirth is that why we can change our apperance without dying?
Couldn't ranni with the elden ring also give herself a fleshy body or remake her original body with that rune? Does that mean she can get pregnant? Are the two main endings of elden ring just "impregnate marika" or "impregnate ranni" is the message of the game to get married and reproduce?
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>>483374339
Marika was a shaman and her people were stuffed into jars by the hornsent. That's why it looks like her.
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>>483374420
Quelaag was right about a surprising amount of stuff
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>>483372440
What do you do when she shoots the giant purple beam?
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>>483374627
Rolling Spark AoW and aiming at the floor in front of enemies
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>>483372850
i like to play the dlc with what i'm specced into and then replay it with any weapon i find that i like. that's how i've done all of the from dlcs since ds1.
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The DLC...it's making me want to do invasions again...I must torment people in Abyssal Woods.
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>>483374636
Any spell or item that makes you less visible also works.
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>>483373871
between getting the divine towers being so important and the last boss being a gently caressed armored swordsman with multiple arms, it's really kinda spooky.
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>>483372582
R2, Running R2, Horseback R2
it costs a lot of stamina.
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>>483371436
>>483372176
you're right that she doesn't have "huge" tits but those are at least D cups.
D cups + big ass + thin waist + nice slender legs = 10/10 would worship
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>>483374494
Ingward is that you?
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>big plot point is Miquella using Mohg's body to hold Radahn's soul
>get to fight with Radahn
>he doesn't look like Mohg at all
???
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>invading right outside mohg
>teleports behind you with the beast claw AoW
>bleed build

heh, nothing personel kid.
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>>483374627
Infuse with Weapon Arts: Rolling Sparks on Lighting Perfume spec for Dex + Faith.
Free aim the camera down.
The weapon art instead of laying out 10 floating explosions concentrate all 10 into one spot.
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>>483372563
Can you give me your mom's phone number? Pretty please?
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>>483374057
>>483373432
>>483373621
ty
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>>483374636
I just ran past them
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>>483374649
technically any player character that uses the respec is canonically going to mutate and die shortly after the events of the game.
>Children born anew by Rennala are all frail and short-lived.
>Imperfect beings, each and all
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>>483372514
Yes. Bayle was so cool
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>>483374636
Just run through
If you have high enough resistances and sprint the whole way you can make it without getting deathblighted
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>>483374768
He has a Bloodflame attack and some Omen horns on his gauntlets
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Am I the only one who has not played ED yet but enjoys the lore?
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>>483374090
>>483374493
We see her living body in artwork both concept art and in paintings and they closely match a living version of that statue we see. Canon marika would've looked like a pretty generic woman. I think you're aware of this and are shitposting because you know there's obsessed marika simps that loved her with and without the porn and take this shit too seriously(like me(no i will not stop I'm genuinely in love with her))
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Reminder that Miquella has been a taken man since before the shattering
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>>483374768
Shamans (aka marika's lineage) are made of quicksilver ie mercury and can reshape themselves.
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>>483371525
bottom is exaggerated in picrelated but those tits are 100% canon
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>>483374371
Please god
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Is there any reason to upgrade my shield?
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>>483373315
Oh fug
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how accurate is this?
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>>483374672
Can you give me a rundown on what quelaag said? Haven't heard of em and am driving right now
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>>483374693
run to her but not close to the ring, keep running, I avoided one like this but If I take damage I just cast Erdtree heal and gg
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>>483375090
everything by fextralife is wrong and shit
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>>483375090
this is unreadable
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>>483374742
>big dude in armor with two big swords and red hair
yup that fits the bill
>becomes a 4-armed god thing in phase 2
>even says Together, once again
it's so close
Miquella doesn't have katanas of course but he does attack you with both arms during the grab move
Meme magic is fucking real
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>>483375090
Bayle drops 490,000 runes so it's wrong.
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>>483375090
horrible.
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>>483373775
150-200
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>>483375054
Boost stability which reduces stamina cost when guarding.
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>>483375090
I did the entiry of cerulean shore before beating a remembrance boss
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>>483372327
>porn addict
WDYTWA
GO BACK
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Are the Smithscript greathammer and axe good for Int/Str?
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>>483375090
this is giving me a headache
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>>483374974
You mean Miquella has taken many men since before the shattering
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How's the parrying experience with DLC bosses? I spent some time getting Rellana down to 25% before switching to more traditional combat, and didn't try parrying anyone else.
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Which dryleaf weapon is better?
I know the kick one actually benefits from the shattered stone talismen for more damage but that's it.
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>>483374974
That just means you have to take him harder than anyone else has.
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>>483374535
It's just a shit ton of retcons. it's so pathetic that it hurts. Really wish the people who worked on this were capable of telling a story as good as the one in base Elden Ring.
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Just beat the DLC, this game was hard but I fucking have no feeling after beating it. I don't feel accomplished, not truly any emotion. I think me not being satisfied by the shit lore made this feel possible. What a bunch of crap. Time to uninstall it and wait to see if Miyazacunt can write better next time.
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>>483375283
You mistakenly believe yourself to be in good company
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>>483374742
Why is Myrmidon The Forgiven so cool and Radahn Consort of Miquella so lame?
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>>483375090
go wherever you want retard
the only mandatory bosses are hippo > Messmer > Romina > Radahn
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Hope vaati kills himself like the loathesome shit eating rat he is
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>>483373839
it's actually the best lore since toh
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perfume bottle question
is only the lightning one OP? or does wall of sparks make all of them do stupid damage?
curious before I respec
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>>483374649
I kinda hate how this is true. That a lot of elden ring is just leading to us impregnating marika or ranni, it devalues female characters and shits on gay male tarnished. It feels like it takes away a lot of player choice in their own motivations that the previous games allowed us to have. I really hate that this game railroads you into being a heterosexual male and picking which evil goddess you want to start a family with. It makes me not want to play this game anymore you know? It makes me entirely disinterested in it and especially its lore even without dlc retcon. I thought with martin on board that wouldn't have stooped to such a regressive message. If they at least allowed us to marry miquella it wouldn't be so bad but they don't.
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>>483375090
I did Bayle immediately after Rellana and it was fine
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Wtf were they thinking with the ghostflame dragon? Do they seriosuly expect me to fight him and the 10 npcs he's fighting only to get two shot by his breath and do it all over again?
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>>483375559
>Devalues female characters and shits on gay male tarnished
Based???
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>>483375404
How do you get the kick one?
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>>483374535
>that has zero setup in the basegame.
>miquella is a manipulative demigod
>ends up being a manipulative demigod

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS!!!??
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>>483375313
Their damage is pretty meh, but throwing shit can be useful.
Everything but the greathammer seems to lose a lot of damage if their projectile goes farther than 10m though.
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>>483374183
Joseph Anderson will get crucified if he delays his Witcher 3 video again for some side quest video.
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>>483374937
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>>483375283
You need to leave, gooner
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>>483374535
I actually did theorize radahn as miquella's lord but my reasoning was wrong. I guessed that miquella chose him over her, as a severe betrayal and the the source of her deep emotions during the fight. Couldn't have guessed malenia was fighting him for fun.
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>>483374636
>tfw just ran and spammed bolus
I didn't even know you could do it like that, I'll do it next time
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>>483374027
All of that map is uncovered from the coastal map lower to the left iirc
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guys i was disappointed in the radahn fight.
the anticlimactic ending. i went to go get popeyes to reward myself..
and they're stopped selling nuggets
FUCK MY LIFE
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>>483373839
It's so bad it's painful. Honestly, I really want to know what the story was originally going to be because what we got is clearly a huge rewrite. The putrescence knight is proof of this, what with it being the Gloam-Eyed Queens Knight. Plus GRRM doesn't show up in the credits for it so I imagine something weird happened half way through. Or maybe towards the end. Something forced them to change trajectory at least. Anyone with a brain could see how drastically different the writing is.
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so where did marika learn to build and utilize the divine gate? it's clear she made it since the cinematic shows the corpses fresh and bloody and her literally dripping with blood. we can assume HORAH LOUX crushed them for his waifu but where did she actually learn the magic/rite? and if that's where "gold arose", does that mean gold is marika's unique thing rather than a byproduct of the greater will? if so, why does the scadutree bleed gold sap? did marika rule over a scadutree civilization of hornsent as a regular queen before squeezing them down into divine gate juice?
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>>483375090
I went like this

1>4>5>14>15>got super fucked>3>2>4>12>8>5>14>7>10>9>11 (Im here)
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>>483375559
>tranny fantasy XIV poster
You have to go back.
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>>483375617
It's not really based to shit on a huge percentage of your playerbase or force heteronormativity on the player. It's wrong.
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>>483373945
Seluvis puppet.
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Why is almost every Souls vid/guide based off of PvP? Just from the online content, you'd think that multiplay is one of the most important parts of these games. Hell, my brother refuses to play Souls/ER because he thinks its all just wonky PvP stuff where people are telebackstabbing each other.
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>end boss
LOL
HAHAHA. I dunno how I found myself on top of this tower, but I think this is the end of the road for me. What the fuck, way too hard. NERF HIM.
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So why didn't they just make a dlc featuring Rosus, the GEQ, Godwyn, Malenia's Master, etc?
Seems like it would've been EASIER.
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>>483374535
They actually did hint towards miquella mind-raping a demigod by vaguely associating him to the amber starlight and seluvis' questline.
There's also the stuff about st. Trina disappearing
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>>483375541
they all strong but lightning is the strongest, I think poison is the weakest(?)
u do need to aim at ur feet but depending on some bosses u can just play with locked aim bc they too big andd the weapon art will get the perfume tru them
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oh neat there's a vore monster facefuck grab
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>>483375090
did Bayle after Messmer
people are also more likely to do Messmer first and then do the areas behind the castle because they're a bit more hidden, or just to finish one area first
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Miyazaki... I kneel....
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Do I give Messmers bowl cut goon the iris of grace or occulation?
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This DLC sucks so fucking bad. I feel like I'm in a nightmare. Zanzibart fucking won. The story is SO FUCKED.
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>>483374587
>respect for the source material
If you as a creator get this buttmad about people liking your character then you're the problem, you're the type of faggot shitter who calls in DMCAs on everything and makes everything about IPs
where's your IP bitch
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>>483376034

The vistas in this DLC are truly unmatched.
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So what's the consensus on the lore? As I understand it Miquella started out with good intentions but as he discarded everything he became a massive cunt who forced Radahn to become his consort with a puppet body, also I can't find any justification for the Radahn vs Malenia thing, it just seems retarded on all fronts
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>>483375895
status build, it's the only way to beat him.
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genuinely the coolest thing they added into the game. really really wish this was a talisman instead though. its a whole new way of playing two handed greatsword counter build. sekiro was right all along.
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>>483376064
Always occulation
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>>483373945
if it helps, the mighty general Radahn that was corrupted by the rune can be considered a different person from the Fagdahn that got blown the fuck out by Morgott.
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>>483375958
I think there was a massive rewrite. Lots of assets for the GEQ were renamed and used for other stuff. Same with the new ending being cut even after Miyazaki was talking about it. Man is a japanese Todd Howard after all. If you take all the stuff, move it around to its proper place, you might just be able to figure out what the story was going to be. Very curious what the plan was before the plot was raped lmao.
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>>483374649
Yes there are 4 Greater Will endings which all have you become Marika's Elden Lord and continuing the breeding cycle
1 Ranni ending where you abandon the Lands Between to fuck your dollwife across the stars
And the frenzied flame ending which is the worst one because everything burns down and the woman you protected tries to murder you
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>>483375559
>I thought with martin on board that wouldn't have stooped to such a regressive message
Martin's Dorthraki are 1930s hollywood caricatures of Indians where the entire fixation is on raping white women
he's a cuck and more chud than half of /pol/
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>>483375785
Speaking of gloam eyed queen, the hornsent noc makes more sense as a GEQ/death aligned character; his hat is literally made of maggots.
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>>483375621
Near the end with the gank squad you kill dane proper and he drops it.
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>>483376075
Toned neph tummy
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>>483376171
>Man is a japanese Todd Howard after all
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>have to perform the "O, Mother" gesture in front of the statue before Gaius to open the way to the Finger Ruins of Dheo
Fuck me I never would have figured that out.
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He's right, you know.
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>>483375883
If you only care about PvE you don't need to optimize for anything.
Just go max level and put on whatever you want.
Only PvP fags care about optimization due to invading and/or community level restrictions.
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>>483376154
It's better with shields
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>>483375785
>I really want to know what the story was originally going to be
it was going to be mostly the same but with godwyn and the GEQ instead of radahn. the existence of the death knight and the putrescent knight files hint at this. also: moghWYN dynasty? sounds like a pretty obvious portmanteau of godwyn and mohg, hinting that miquella was planning to do the same revival trick with mohg's body to bring back godwyn that he ultimately did to radahn. the memorial sword or w/e also hints at this suggesting miquella needs someone to give godwyn the extra push into being properly dead so he can enact his plan. so many allusions in the DLC to death as well like "all manners of death wash up here and are supressed".

i unironically think they just didn't want to bother animating the giant fish-godwyn that was obviously a cut boss from the original launch. we'd have had to kill that instead to get access to the realm of shadow. they'd have also had to come up with a totally new artwork for a living prime godwyn instead of copy/past'ing radahn's same armor set and weapon.
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Why doesn't Miquella seem to give a shit about Malenia?
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Scholar Shield + Thrusting Shield
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So what the fuck is the Scadutree and what is the difference between it and the Erdtree
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>>483375683
>his Witcher 3 video again
?
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>>483375670
The fucking funniest part is that's LITERALLY SET UP IN THE BASE GAME FROM THE FLOWERS AND VARIOUS TRINA SHIT THERE
I get people wanted to raw dog him but cmon
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>>483376154
Explain how this thing works the description makes it sound like perfectly timed blocks got better but I'm not sure what the benefit is when I'm already blocking perfectly anyway
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I literally cannot die, so I offer to help people kill Messmer. You know who _can_ die? Hosts.
To every single bullshit thing imaginable. These idiots can't stay alive through the first phase even, in spite of not being required to do shit. How are people this bad at the game?
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>>483376075
it made the story better though. it tied up most loose ends outside of velka.

i guess you're one of those retards that don't know your entire purpose is to slay the demigods.
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>>483376273
co-opers (aka shitters) also need to worry about the level ranges unless they are playing with friends
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>>483375690
The cracks filled with gold look nice. Wonder what it'd feel like to run my hands across.
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>>483375501
Because unironically Zanzibart Forgive Me into Together Once Again hints at more backstory than we get of Miquella and Radahn throughout the entire game + DLC
It's a fucking meme but clearly the Myrmidion of LOSS did something terrible and lost Zanzibart, and then Zanzibart came back in his darkest hour and they'll meet the end together
It's a more tragic and interesting story than "hi I'm a gay shota with mind control powers"
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>miquella pedos are /leftypol/ chuddies

who could’ve guessed
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Did I mess up Hornsent's quest if I didn't talk to him in the beginning when he was next to Freyja? I am in Belurat Tower Settlement and about to fight the boss. Anything I should do before I fight him?
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>>483376227
I can see that. There is a story that wants to be told here but figuring it out is going to be damn near impossible. I just wish I knew what fuck head thought THIS story was acceptable.

The Godwyn themed dungeon so early on makes me think that a shit more stuff was planned for him and it just didn't go through.
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>>483376274
yea but I do big damage with my two hander.

two hand sword talisman - curved sword talisman - greatshield talisman - blade of mercy

the guard counters are absolutely deadly
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is there any ash of war for GS that can do anything to radahn
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>>483375541
Qhy are there Perfumers in the shadowlands, why are there 3-4 Omenkillers in that torture base with 2 Iron Virgins at the back outside the castle that don't teleport you anywhere
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>>483376064
grace = ashes
occulation = weapon

it's for all npcs you can do it with.
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>>483375997
alright Ill test it out with the frost bottle first, since im already an int carian knight and running low on these tears. I could just make a new character, but this game is so fucking LOOOONG
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>>483375789
The hornsent made the gate out of Marika’s people. They even to their jar stuffing as a holy act.
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So what is the actual answer to when Rad enters second form and he does any of his attacks with the light after images? Do I just need to respec into a full greatshield build?
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Wtf is the point of pyromancy in Elden Ring? Almost every spell/incantation in the game does better damage then any of the pyromancies.
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>>483376549
tradition
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>>483376303
He think she's mentally retarded like the rest of his siblings, hence why he gave up everything to try and fix it all.
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>>483376296
>i unironically think they just didn't want to bother animating the giant fish-godwyn
It was 100% because people were calling Godwyn and figuring out the lore and Miyazaki literally can't cope with people figuring him out
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>PS Poison Antspurs with Poison Mist + The Poison Flower Blooms Twice
Someone stop me before I play cancer.
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>>483376157
>>483376523
Thanks I don't use ashes so I'll grab the weapon
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>>483376345
you block at the perfect time and you'll see a visual cue and audio cue (its a small purple/white light) and you lose no hp and less stamina and your perfect counter hit does more dmg
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>>483375807
Seethe. I've been in these threads and have been playing these games longer than you.
>>483376214
Then he's a shit person. I especially hate how he ruined ranni as a character. She was a great trans allegory, hating her old body and moving into a new one she's comfortable with. But her ending just being "let's run off to space and have kids" ruins it and a once great character for Martin's shitty fetishes. I'd argue that interpretation of her ending is dangerous to trans people as well. But I don't want to argue here.
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>>483376598
Unless it's Deadly Poison it's shit.
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>>483376549
Catch Flame is the best offensive incantation in the game
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>>483376351
I gave up helping people on some bosses they are unironically too dumb to be helped
Midra at least I can help with because his attacks are all pretty telegraphed
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>>483376598
No way Fia is yandere thoughever
Also tits too big
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>poison arrowed the divine beast dancer remix boss
heh, easy peasy.
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>>483376647
>Doesn't know what The Poison Flower Blooms Twice does
Anon it's Poison Moth Flight for Poison AND Rot. It doesn't matter what kind of poison it is, you're missing the point.
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>>483376227
velka isn't important. she's a defeated individual and only remnants remain.

the game gives you the outer god of rot (remembrance), the entire story of the greater will and the fingers, marika, the formless mother and miquella.
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>>483376193
Actually if you do ranni's quest the grace will point you along it, so regardless of who the grace is guided by, the greater will or marika ranni's ending still achieves their goals. Her ending isn't even anti-greater will either. The order and elden ring still exist, it still has a vessel, and an elden lord, they're just in space as passive observers. The only non greater will ending is the frenzy flame.
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>>483376142
Miquella is a naive perma-child who's ideals and goals are as fleshed out as one would expect from an 8-10 year old boy literally trying to fix all the world's problem.

His plan is literally "everybody should just be happy and love each othe" but he can mind fuck people to make it happen.
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>>483376464
>giant godwyn head at the end of TWO catacombs (that I've found so far)
>not a single skeleton or death weapon/spell in the entire DLC
?
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>>483376658
Every attack can be fully tanked. There is no reason for hosts to get hit, yet they insist on doing the dumbest shit - like running into the "Waterfowl Dance" move or stepping on the exploding ground.
I just wanted to play the game.. Frankly I should be allowed to keep killing the boss even if the Host dies. It's very anticlimactic to get to 15% or whatever and then see the host just dip.
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>>483376674
>tits too big
You're gay. You're actually gay. That or you have low testosterone and should see a doctor.
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>>483376549
Incantations are just Pyromancy + Miracle merged into one Magic type. Catch Flame and Burn O Flame are just as broken as their equivalents in Demon Souls/Dark Souls 1. I prefer Unendurable Frenzy to deal with dodge rolling NPC invaders or Putrid Trees despite Frenzy being a PvP status.
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>>483370926
God I hate the compass. I wish you could turn it off in game. Here's the same image with it edited out.
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MIDRA WAS FUCKING KINO
THAT IS ALL
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>>483376863
not everyone is a heavy armor shieldfaggot
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>>483376825
I hate niggers so much it's unreal
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>Goldmask is an Onyx Lord
hes got the same elf ear shape and is tall enough, what does this mean bros?
Also wtf is the deal with the Onyx and Alabaster lords
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>>483376892
>zanzibart meme
>it's actually kino as hell
Never doubting them for a second
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>>483375090
i did 1 4 5 14 7 12 15
i don't know WHAT the fuck is going on
at least i think anyway
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Florissax sexy mod WHEN!?!
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>>483376927
Cool theory but the source is literally your ass.
>Also wtf is the deal with the Onyx and Alabaster lords
They're ayylmaos
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>>483376741
This shit?
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>>483376296
The only issue with this is that it doesn't make any sense for Miquella to be behind his own kidnapping. How does him being cocooned and in a dream world in any way conductive to stealing Mohgs body? No - something is here but we're missing it.

In the actual story Malenia still thinks Miq is in the tree. Mohg is obsessed with Miq and steals him while he's trying to create a new body for himself. He shares his bed chamber with an unconscious Miq. uhh. Then what? My only guess is that Miq created the plan to save Godwyn INSIDE the shadow lands, after the plan to remake his body failed because of Mohg. This would track with the DLC and him giving up his body parts. He was meant to be a spirit, like Ranni, inside the Shadow Lands.

so curious what the story was going to be.
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>>483376804
Radahn promised to marry a 10 year old with the mind of a 10 year old...
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>have my blue circlet on while also invading people
>half of my invades have blue summons being called
>i haven't been called once in 3 hours
what gives
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>>483376895
True, but I am there to guarantee a kill, not stroke my own cock. If people can't stay alive that's on them - not me.
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How long until Radahn gets nerfed? There's no way this version stays around.
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>>483377027
It's OP as fuck in PvE, honestly.
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>>483376998
No dummy. Literally Google "Ash of War: The Poison Flower Blooms Twice".
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>>483377027
It's not good. It's incredible. You know those big mace wielding black knight assholes? Cast that thing twice and they're dead. Fully stance broken by the first, dead by the second cast. Easy.
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>>483376303
Same reason he abandoned trina. Things he can't save are abandoned like trash.
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Does great serpent hunt work on mesmer phase 2?
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>>483376904
>nippo or white
lmao
me and my family have been playing souls since 2013 and we live in fucking BRAZIL
stop creatin fake scenarios in ur head, schizo
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Hey lorefags do you want to discuss godwyn? Thanks to the new dlc we know a dragon fell in love with him or was fucked by him at some point. Do we know who that dragon is? Could the dragon falling for him be the reason the war between the dragons and golden order ended?
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>>483376529
i thought that as well but an anon corrected me last thread. those corpses aren't the shamans even though the bloody divine gate looks a lot like the pot innard people. the actual corpses there though are all hornsent, not regular numen/shaman.
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>>483376549
Yeah, they are pretty shit. I just spent 45 hours playing through the game and just got to farum azula. Even with 80 fath, erd tree seal+10 in 1 hand and giants seal in the other, charging up giant's flame take thee fully still does about as much damage as a spammable glintstone comet. Just wasted all this time because I love pyromancy in the other souls games and wanted to go into the dlc with it, but holy shit is it bad.
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I really liked the DLC but the last boss was shit, didn't resonate with me either.
Never cared too much about Radahn before the DLC, I think he's overrated and got memed too much by redditors. I care even less about him now.
Didn't even expect Godwyn, I was just hoping to be surprised by something cool like the entire reveal with Radagon. Lore-wise Radahn was fine I guess? What sucks is that you just get Radahn's armor again but as a different version and his weapons, twice? The armor is ugly in my opinion. This last boss' design feels very boring compared to all the cool shit we could've gotten, was hoping for Miquella taking Mohg and getting some sort of new body to fight with.

Going to play through it again though, everything else was fun to me
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>>483376825
>>483376904
>STOP LIKING THE THINGS I LIKE
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I love the Odachis bros
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>>483377140
Sorry, too busy being a literal Angel of God.
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>>483376323
He made a crowd funding campaign on Patreon quite a while ago, got like 200k total for a The Witcher series review, but delay after delay hit a video that was meant to release in 2020. Even gave himself an ultimatum that he would delete his youtube and twitch channels unless he released the video by the end of 2023.
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>>483376596
Sounds about right for Miyahacki.
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>>483377160
No retard, why the fuck would it? It only works on the god devouring serpent. It doesn't work on generic snake enemies so why the fuck would it work on Messmer?
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Where is the O Mother emote? Isn't it supposed to be in bonny village
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>>483376996
Anon go look a his model and Onyx lord model, they same coloured skin and same emancipate look. the same ears behind the mask, Goldmask is an Onyx Lord wearing
a gold mask
>They're ayylmaos
Why are they here, why do they use swords
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>>483377239
>people actually fund for a game review
deserved
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What's a good Dex weapon with Holy or can be infused with Holy? I need to deal with a bunch of fuckass deathbirds
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>>483377127
>>483377143
Finally.
So many of the lighting spells from the base game sucked, I'm glad we got another good one Dragoncultbros.
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be honest, what was your reaction when messmer hit you with that "zanzibart forgive me" line in his half HP cutscene
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>>483373518
Not Death Lightning?
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>>483377273
>inb4 ongbak uses great serpent hunt, takes no damage naked, and parry's the sludge teleport
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I found that being a turret is actually really effective. The bosses largely ignoring me at this distance and does decent, constant damage and even breaks poise.
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>>483377332
treespear probably. sacred relic sword and golden order blade both probably scale well with dex/fth too.
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>>483377231
That ash fucking sucks. I was so excited to try it because it looks cool as shit but honestly it's so god damn bad.
>>483377323
Goldmask is a tarnished. All tarnished are human. You're an idiot.
>Why are they here, why do they use swords
We don't know.
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>>483377209
>was hoping for Miquella taking Mohg and getting some sort of new body to fight with
That actually would have been cool as fuck, Femto esque Miquella that looks like an Omen
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>>483376596
>>483377267
I do think this plays a part in it, but look at older interviews he's a massive fucking simp for the carians. All of them. Infact if you didn't know a lot of the jp community loves radahn, I think he specifically chose radahn as the replacement to wank off the carians and because he thought fans would go "OMG PRIME RADAHN LETS GOO"
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>>483376636
Yeah no i bought demons souls in 2009, you can fuck right off
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Why can't I use the crucible frog tongue like that one Black knight? It's unfair that they get to be froggies and not me.
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I've tried Gaius 10 times in the last 5min and he's killed me nearly instantly every single time, what the actual fuck is this boss?
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>Just get more scadutree fragments
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>>483377332
Honestly I just used Milady and put on Holy Order Blade.
Worked pretty well for the Deathbird in Sharo's Hidden Grave.
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wow this is shameless lol
they could've at least gave him a name that doesn't sound like a shitpost
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>>483376303
He does. The whole plot with him trying to make a new body and crafting the golden needle was to help save her. It's just the DLC is garbage and retcon'd the stuff. Still applicable if you ignore the fanfiction though.

For some reason they were obsessed with making sure nothing in the DLC effected the base game. It's pretty much a dream sequence if you ignore the loot.
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>>483377436
So did I. What now? Fuck off this place isn't for you.
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>>483377024
Its easy to promise to marry someone when they grow up if said person is incapable of aging.
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>>483377332
The black steel twinblades, not sure if it's a random drop, got mine off a black knight in the encampment in front of the keep.
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>>483377531
Are you a time traveler from two years ago?
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>>483372563
base serpent hands typed this post
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Poison is so much stronger now
Belurat invading is so fun with it
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>>483377325
For those that like them the videos are quite good but not 200k good.
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>>483377531
What's amazing is how important to the lore a random repeat fight is. You read about this dude in a spirit ash, you can figure out that it implies that "God" is a naming theme and that the family is actually larger then you might first think. It shows that even royalty can get locked away in these gravity prisons. As basic as it is, it's really fucking cool.
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>>483377612
Wait, what did they do to buff poison?
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>>483377484
lol
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>invade
>killed FOUR (4) summons while host runs away and casts spells the entire time while continuously summoning the same person that i killed twice already
>they finally kill me
>they both taunt
i fucking hate spellcasters so much its unreal
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>>483377193
Marika committed the genocide before she became a god.
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>>483377409
>Goldmask is a tarnished. All tarnished are human
Sounds like headcanon anon, and you didn't address my points just denial. WHY DOES GOLDMASK HAVE ONYX LORD EARS AND NOT HUMAN EARS. His model is just an Onyx lord model anon, they're identical in from just different clothing
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>>483377694
Nothing, I think he's delusional. They did add a better Poison Moth Flight though that also works on rot.
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Is the throwing hammer accessible before Messmer? Seems like the only way to reach its dungeon is after Shadow Keep
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I HATE HORNSENT I HATE HORNSENT I HATE HORNSENT I HATE HORNSENT I HATE HORNSENT I HATE HORNSENT
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>>483372908
I just fought Putrescent and his patterns were easy to learn. The only bullshit are his flames but I learned that you can just jump and it avoids them entirely. But I still ended up just spamming Lightning Perfume because it was a long session and I died 2 or 3 times Either way he's easily the fairest boss I've fought in the entire DLC thus far.
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backhand blade is so fucking sick
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>>483374339
le pot friend?????
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>>483377713
You made them waste like 20 minutes probably that's your win
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>>483377785
why do they put people in jars anyways
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>>483377726
Find me one tarnished that isn't human except for your theorized Goldmask. Until you can do that, he's human.
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>Ansbach: Boomer who finally remembers the good ol' days and is willing to fight to the death to honor the past.
>Thiollier: Young man in the midst of being redpilled - a difficult and painful metamorphosis, but a necessary one in order to recognize the wishes of the saints.
>Tarnished: Just wants to kill that blonde faggot. No discernible reason whatsoever.
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>>483377545
Actually his dlc actions can be explained away with it too. He removed most of his emotions besides things like ambition and obsession, he threw away most of himself to achieve his age of compassion, and what drove him more than anything was his sister. Not his radahn cocklust, but he wanted a world where his sister and those tossed away by the order could be at peace. He wanted to save her but we killed him before he could've im just joking the lore is retarded i wouldn't have minded it as much if his last words were "malenia...I failed you" instead of him just rubbing radahn's face. Like the cock obsessed homo rapist he is
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>>483377713
it happened to me
Killed 6 with perfume, caster keeps running all over Rauhl, some retard with stone shield finally joins and chase me while im low and then they kill me
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>>483377761
Yes, it's in a forge in the Rauh Base area.
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So I tried playing like a retard (roll spamming whenever a boss attacks and healing whenever I get hit) and holy shit the bosses really are hard when you play like this. I assume everybody complaining is just getting rollcaught and heal punished to oblivion without thinking.
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>next FromSoft game will assume that you always use summons and double the aggressiveness
>but summoned NPCs have voicelines like in this DLC
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>>483377832
to cum inside the jar and mix the people up with it
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>>483377881
Miq being a rapist bugs me more then it should. makes cute fags look bad desu. It being a curse he wants to get rid of just works so much better. god the people who made this game really hates fags.
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>>483377918
Yea there's a ton of delayed attacks in this so it's prime panic roll punishment
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>>483377726
>Sounds like headcanon anon
Said the guy literally spouting headcanon that Goldmask is an Onyx Lord lol.
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Redpill me on the poison perfume on an arcane build.
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>>483377857
have sex
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>>483377567
Go kill yourself, its tranny tradition
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>>483378005
it's the only bad perfume
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>>483377907
Yeah in Taylew's Forge, but I can't seem to find a way to get down there
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>>483377890
how good are perfumes in pvp?
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>>483377854
Answer me why does Goldmask have the non human elf ears that Onyx lords have and uses the same model as they do.
Maybe Goldmask is the sole non human tarnished, he's the only being that can fix the Golden Order by restoring the Rune of death and removing the demigods. He's a one of a kind
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>>483377857
I'm glad my boy Thiollier made it this far despite thinking he's useless and weak
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>>483378005
The R1 and R2 are useful if you stack it with rot since it's an easy accessible source of deadly poison which is very rare. Never press L2 though, putting deadly poison on yourself ain't worth it.
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>>483377832
Melding together brings them spiritually closer to the crucible
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>>483378005
The ash just poisons you so I think it's just for instantly getting the damage boost from the talisman and mushroom crown
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>>483378045
Beside one of the pools of water on the altus is a cave that leads you to a poison swamp, pass that is the rauh base.
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>>483372573
It bothers me that we never got to actually talk to Marika one-on-one at any point in the entire game. I know she's meant to be this mysterious divine being but it just feels really empty. She's so central to everything and we just never get a chance to understand her face to face.
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>Everyone says Rellena was hard
>beat her at Skibidi 2 on my first attempt after tanking the fatman + littleboy combo because Morgott's Rune was on.
Honestly I can't even remember how I did it, I just vaguely remember her getting staggered over and over.
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>>483378085
>Answer me why does Goldmask have the non human elf ears that Onyx lords have and uses the same model as they do.
Stylistic choice to make him look ancient/weird. Very common in video games. Could it mean he's an Onyx lord? Sure. DOES it mean he is? No.
>Maybe Goldmask is the sole non human tarnished
It's possible but we have nothing concrete and given that EVERY OTHER TARNISHED is human, we are forced to assume he is as well.
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>>483377961
I honestly wouldn't mind the rapist aspect if they just established he only became that way after getting rid of his love leaving only obsession with no positivity to hamper it. At the very least, then, it would be logical. I feel like there was a way to keep much of the general events and charactization in place without shitting on what we see in the base game. But they took every route to be as cringe and "subverted expectations lol" as possible. I can't wait for elden ring 2 when it's revealed that marika and tarnished immediately died after the ending and tanith or some shit is the final boss and ate them. Or that ranni was actually an obsessive creep and grew a futa cock and raped the tarnished on the moon for centuries and the final boss is their child or something
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>>483377694
>>483377727
every new weapon does deadly poison now
the poison perfume AoW is a guaranteed poison proc more or less
using the poison hand buffs your damage even when using it offhand
the new AoW inflicts rot, closes distance and clears poison for bleed tier levels of damage
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>>483372573
>enter the final boss chamber
>no boss battle at all, just talking to Marika
would be based ngl
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Newfag here, Im playing strength with some faith. Is there any good weapons for me other than this random knights greatsword I made sacred?
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>>483377857
>Leda: Delusional fangirl.
>Freja: See above.
>Hornsent: Buttbroken/assmad.
>Moore: Misguided retard.
What was Dane's deal?
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>>483372569
Is that why Morgott/Mohg's tower suddenly turns into a void at one point? Because we got touched by the veil briefly?
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>practically zero new Radahn/Miquella fanart or fancomics
Imagine nuking the characters of both Miquella and Radahn (and by proxy Malenia and Mohg) for this gay incest fanfiction that not even degenerate fujos like.
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>>483377832
Life back then was closer to the primordial crucible. This isn’t new that’s the whole point of the Crucible Knights having sprounting tails and wings. Hornsent got their horns because of this merging of life and they put their jar people into cold storage for later use.
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>>483378363
Dude just liked fighting
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>>483378068
pretty good, I already posted these before but have a look:
https://litter.catbox.moe/0b64ue.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/r4t4z8.mp4
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>>483378325
How long does the hand buff last? If it's like 15 seconds you can fuck off because that ain't shit and I'm tired of these short ass buffs.
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>>483378414
imagine caring about pedo drawings
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>>483375506
you can skippo the hippo actually
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>>483372573
>No Marika conversation à la Vendrick memory
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>>483378276
> Or that ranni was actually an obsessive creep and grew a futa cock and raped the tarnished on the moon for centuries and the final boss is their child or something
Unlike the dlc lore this actually has evidence in the base game to back some of it up lmao
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>>483377612
What level?
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>>483378276
Like a lot of people, I broke the seal before killing the Divine Beast, and now I can't find Moore, Ansbach or Freya. I don't know waht I said to Leda and now she wants to kill Hornsent and apparently Moore waas supposed to give me something for Thollier before he fucks off South.

Are their questlines fucked? I'd hate it to be so because I explored too much.
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>>483375506
>Main bosses are
>Golden Hippo
>Romina
>Radahn
>Messmer
>GRRM
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>483378363
>Sacred seal of the spiritual seekers known as the Dryleaf Sect. Enhances incantations of Miquella. Those who saw the decline of the Erdtree in the fallen leaves long ago braced themselves for the weakening of Order, and embraced a strict faith. And then, they made to serve a new god.
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>>483368192
i dont know how to deal with radahns dive bomb in phase 2, do i just try to out run it?
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>>483378414
I don't think anyone shipped Radahn and Miquella. Hell, I think Miquella was almost exclusively paired up with Malenia or Mohg in fanworks.
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>>483378276
After playing the DLC it's pretty damn clear that Ranni's ending is not a good ending. The Greater Will is already gone. She accomplishes nothing. Plus, those stars she's going to visit for 1000 years? Yeah, they're literally evil and will fuck you up bad.

>Onze, a master swordsman who devoted himself to the Star-Lined Sword, realized that only ruin awaited at the end of the procession of stars

ranni is doomed.
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>>483375670
>>483376328
It's really fucking bizarre how people just REFUSED to catch on to this shit. I was calling out Miquella being a little bitch week one of release and so many people acted like I was delusional. It's like Miquella is so powerful his bullshit effects the real world.
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I fucking hate scadu altus I can't see a god damned thing.
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>>483376825
Straight whites have never played FROMslop
It is exclusively the realm of coloreds and Zullie the Witch's kin
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>>483378630
>Summoning both
You're just making the fight harder by giving Radahn more HP. The NPCs do jack shit for damage and will NOT keep his attention off of you.
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>>483378662
pass time at a grace
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>>483378624
people never read the bewitching branch
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>>483378615
I thought that just meant
>Guy realized that his fate was fucked, so he hid himself away
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>>483378471
it's 20 seconds
>use Occult Venomous Fangs
>AoW until they get Rot
>proc Deadly poison in like 3 hits
>get 40% extra damage for 20 seconds
>after buff ends AoW again to clear poison and get a huge chunk of damage
>repeat endlessly
the DPS on this is incredibly high
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>>483378704
Dont you need to for their quests?
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NG at 200+ and these bosses still drop enough runes to level up.
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I feel like the hyper-aggressive DLC bosses and the revered spirit ashes is Miyazaki screaming in our ear to use the spirit summons bros...
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>>483378753
NG+2 lvl 240 and some of then drop enough for 1 level or almost enough for 1 lvl
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>>483378751
No. They'll still be in the arena after regardless of if you summoned them.
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>>483378624
Bro, the lore for him in one made his love seem like a curse. He was also stolen in the middle of a transformation and "shared the bloody bedchamber" of Mohg. He was getting the sex while unconscious. No one is refusing to catch on, we're saying it's fucking stupid and goes against the established lore.

Then the DLC fanfiction made it true. I just want to know what it was before the plot was rewrote cus holy shit does it make no sense.
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>>483378615
That's not what that ending means. Procession means movement. The movement of stars leads to doom. Ranni's ending is her fucking off to the stars. The movement of stars is tied to fate it's saying that everything is doomed.
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>>483378267
>Stylistic choice to make him look ancient/weird.
>Chooses an Onyx lord as the model
>The same race that taught Radahn (and Commander Gaius) gravity magic
I think theres some weird Oynx lord plot going down to halt/remove the demigods
>Unamed Onyx lord teaches Radahn gravity magic and he stops the procession of the stars
>this stops the destiny of demigods
>Goldmask ponders to create a Great Rune to fix the Golden Order while removing demigods
>They're aliens from beyond the stars just like the Greater Will and the Fingers were
Theres something going on
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>>483378732
>bring up bewitching branch
>"Uh uh no that means nothing. Miquella is a good boy. Stop trying to force your shitty edgy headcanon bro not everyone is an asshole in this setting."
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>>483378530
>No interactions with her as she guides you through the game
>No pleasant conversations to pass the time
>No solemn heart to heart after you discover her village
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>>483378556
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you could easily do this at 150 though, I have 60 in DEX that's doing nothing for this build
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>>483378362
the weapon that drops from the very first enemy you see outside of the tutorial
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>>483378615
You misinterpret that description based on your own biases. The new lore shows she's bad for actual reasons not based on misinterpretion. Do you want me to go into detail?
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>>483378747
>it's 20 seconds
It's so fucking tiresome.
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>>483378624
It's retarded miquellafags that genuinely fucking believe a god would be purely benevolent in Fromsoft game.
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>>483378362
add faith-scaling to whatever you find, a lot of very good faith-weapons are mid-game or a bit later. DLC has a bunch too
the knight at the first church has a halberd that scales with faith and that one has carried some people through a chunk of the game, you just gotta beat him
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ok hear me out

backhand blade but its 2 katanas
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>Get Marika's Great Rune from Skibidi Avatar
>Don't see any divine towers to put it in
What now?
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My character is on NG+4, is that going to also apply and affect the dlc?
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>>483378984
There should be a coffin in the lower areas of the Shadow Keep
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>>483378865
Nooo? Don't you remember what happened to Selen, Azur, and that other dude? You fuck around with the stars, this is what happens. It's not a good thing to explore them, it's bound for ruin.

I mean I get what you're saying but it doesn't make sense to me that "procession of stars" means like, literally just time moving.
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>>483378997
poison only lasts for 30 so not sure what you want
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>>483378575
Ansbach and Freyja are in Shadow Keep the third legacy dungeon.
Ansbach moved to nearby the 1st floor in Sepcimen Room grace you have to go up the stairs and right past a couple bookcases into a smaller area
Freyja is on the 7th floor by the site of grace.
You can ignore Hornsent and he’ll show up for Messmer’s fight.
Thiollier is the one out of the way as the path to the hole in Cerulean Coast is now open.
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>>483378828
After doing some limited testing I realized my mimic actually does more damage than me because I have more spirit ashes than turdtree fragments lmao.

I’ve just been cheesing every boss by keeping their attention while my mimic wrecks them.
And people are defending this new system….lmao.
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>summon ansbach for radahn
>does nothing except fuck up his ai to 180 snipe me with attacks
>hits for 120
i didnt think he would be useful but holy shit literally just makes the fight worse
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>>483378984
Do a flip lol
>>483379049
Yes, enjoy being one shot by everything.
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>>483378984
You gotta find a coffin in the black fortress to ride the waterfall down
Theres a hidden tunnel behind a waterfall from the bridge just before you fighting the first fire knight
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>>483376303
the DLC doesn't care about Malenia (not giving her a follower glazer NPC like Mohg and Radahn and barely mentioning her) but Miquella in-universe still does. Note that the very first thing he says after ascending to godhood is that Malenia is a hero whose battles will be immortalized in song. And this is after he's literally stripped himself of his ability to love. So great is his care for his sister that a scrap of it still remains even in this empty husk of a god.
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>>483379098
>I have more spirit ashes than turdtree fragments lmao.
how is this even possible
I'm at scadu 17 and revered 11 maybe
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>>483379087
Thanks a lot, anon. And I can still get Thollier's fluid?
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>>483378993
Granted this is true. I still think the DLC implies that messing with the stars is doomed for ruin as opposed to say, it meaning that everyone is doomed so he locked himself away.

Personally I think her space comment means she's fucking off with you to the moon, which is different then the stars/primeval current. As far as I know at least.
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>>483378005
It's shit even at 60 arc
don't use it
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>>483378828
I mostly refused on my first playthrough, might still do solo on my second
unless Miyazaki does more kino like the second-to-last boss I will not summon
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>>483379124
See >>483378704
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>>483376863
>this is a lore accurate build
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>>483379034
It’s meant for the final boss to counter the grab attack he does. Resets the counter because if the boss grabs you twice you instantly die and the great rune is reusable.
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hey guys how do I get to the upper part of this area?
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>>483378005
>somber
>horribad L2
it's the only one not worth using
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>>483378582
HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT
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>can't use glorious merchant if Kale is dead
Whoever made this mod is a dumbfuck
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>>483378363
hasn't spoken or masturbated in a million years
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>>483379061
It does actually make sense, the stars are tied with fates, the procession of stars is the procession of fate. The movement of fate leads to doom. You miss a HUGE part of the description. He imprisoned himself to forestall it, forstall means to prevent or obstruct ahead of time. He tried to prevent the movement of fate.
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>>483374339
Would.
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>>483379338
Somber is better than regular though? Less stones needed. That L2 is shit though yeah.
>not worth using
Nah it's totally worth carrying on ARC builds. Rot the boss up, swing this thing a few times for deadly poison, and watch their health take a nose dive.
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>florissax has voicelines as an ash
neat
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>>483379061
>>483379406
I'd like to add there was another guy who also tried to stop the movement of stars to affect fate, and that's radahnn if anything it supports the theory radahn did what he did to help ranni
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>>483379267
mostly wanted to test it, even in ng+5 he basically solo'd leda and the fat retard so i wanted to see if he could do something against radahn
mimic tear is still my friend though, ive gotten him to 20% but havent dodged the fucking instant death dive bomb yet
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Gaius wasn't that bad. He's pretty fun, beat him with milady and messmer's spear.
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I don't need to kill Sneedsex for Igon's quest right? I normally find ancient dragons tedious, and I'm under skibidied as is.
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can i get into this tower
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>>483379464
>Less stones needed
ancient sombers are rarer and better spent on 100% of builds that would ever consider using the perfume bottles, meaning it will sit at +9 unless you're dedicated to using it
+9 is worse than +24
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Is there anything stopping me from using fingerprint shield and a poison antspur rapier and then swapping to a blood bloodfiends arm with fingerprint shield for Radahn co-op?
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>>483379635
I don't think so, sister
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>>483379679
nothing is stopping you from doing the cheesiest builds
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>>483375725
I'm from /here/. Why would I leave? You on the other hand need to go back
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>>483379635
I tried doesn't seem like there's anything up there
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>>483379406
Okay, I get that but. How does that mesh with the description of Star-Lined Sword?

>Weapon of the demi-human swordsmen. When bestowed with this weapon by their queen, the swordsmen swear to find the truth that lies at the end of the procession of stars.

To be honest though, what you're suggesting makes a lot of sense. It's just, look at what happens to those who dig too deep into the stars. They turn into rocks and such. It so seems like it's implying that fucking with the stars leads to ruin when you do it for too long.
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> Miquella set off for the tower enshrouded by shadow, abandoning everything—his golden flesh, his blinding strength, even his fate. All in an effort to bury the original sin. To embrace the whole of it, and be reborn as a new god.
What's the original sin?
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>Hornset turning Marikas people into mounds of flesh
>"UHM AKTUALY, MARIKA WAS LITERALLY HITLER."
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>>483379061
Those were starcels. Moonchads mog starcels.
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The Frenzied Flame's Ending is a necessary evil, you know this to be true
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>>483377484
Unironically fairer and less nauseating then ER bosses.
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>>483378424
neat, cheers juribro
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>>483379764
but if i do that then it won't count when i beat the game
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What's a good level for pc invasions? 180? Lower?
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What was the seduction Miyazaki

WHAT WAS THE BETRAYAL MIYAZAKI????
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>>483379823
The truth that lies at the end of the procession of stars=the truth that lies at the end of the movement of fate
I also don't disagree that fucking with starshit is bad, all I'm saying is it doesn't provide evidence that ranni's ending is bad. There's actually other reasons for that, and it has nothing to do with the primeval sorcerers or their current. Namely that, her wish is to let mankind make its own future, but we see from marika's backstory what that's like. It's fucking awful.
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>greatsword
>repeating crossbow
>full black armor
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>>483380010
>BRO ENDING ALL EXISTENCE IS NECESSARY
Literally who benefits? Nobody is left except you and Melina who's now hunting you.
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HOLY FUCK THERE'S PENGUINS
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Hornsent sympathizer or simple poopy enjoyer?
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>"Miyazaki-san, how do we make our bosses harder?"
>"Give all of them a massive AoE attack that will 100% hit the player if they don't start running the moment it's telegraphed. God help them if they're in an animation of any kind"
>"Absolute genius, Miyazaki-san. We will implement this at once"
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Does Gaius' charge have i-frames? My DMGS beam just went straight through it.
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>>483379946
these days the word "gaslight" seems to be used to just describe making a point
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>>483380165
>Has the soul of an Omen
>Wants to rape and murder everyone
Marika was right
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>commander gaius
What's with the hitbox? How do you dodge his initial charge?
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>>483380141
Not penguins, they can fly bro.
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>>483380165
so is he called dung eater because he eats/ate omens?
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>>483379858
>hornsent mass murdering shamans
>marika mass murdering hornsent
One of those I guess
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Can you jump Messmer's final explosion at the end of his P1 combo?
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>>483380217
yes ive heard it used in a context like
>"you're logically dismantling my point and i feel compelled to change my views"
>"you are gaslighting me"
i think people think of their opinions as something sacred and not something others are allowed to change
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you guys ARE at least trying all the new weapons and spirit ashes, right? you're not just shitting through with blasphemous/mimic like you did the base game, right?
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>>483380241
Mount torrent and sprint directly away

Then summon mimic tear and rot breath him because its a dogshit fight
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>Yes, Shadow of the Erdtree does have multiple endings, though we currently don’t know how many that will be.
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>>483379946
Marika did kill a lot of Hornsent and committed a lot of atrocities against them
but they deserved it
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>>483380241
It's widely agreed that hitbox is fucked and needs to be corrected. It doesn't match his animation at all.
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>>483380241
Get perfect timing
Deflect tear giant hunt greatsword sneaks under attacks
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>>483380125
Farnese helped inspire the armour desig of Malenia, and Schierke was the base that became Ranni, hence why she is so loveable and protected by Blaidd another Guts-like guy
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>>483379858
>>483380328
Anon also suggested >>483121237
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>>483373206
>coomers
go back zoomer
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>>483380241
Maybe it's just my neurons but I found just dodging to the right far more reliable on his charges. Though if it still hits you it's fucked because the charge will stay fucking forever if he's doing it into a wall
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>>483379319
moorth ruins, go down a hole
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>>483380340
that's a reasonable description of it.
there's probably a meme here, something like "oh no i'm losing the argument better say this is gaslighting"
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What build is best for great katana/milady alternative?

Strait dex with enough str to wield?

Some sort of casting stat worth investing into?
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>>483374250
Bone bow is godlike
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>>483380393
as much as I love Berserk I hope Miyazaki finds another manga to find inspiration from
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>>483380345
Miladay is my new favorite weapon in the game right now.
Tried out most of the Ashes so far, but Tiche is still my girl.
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>start phase 2 of Radahn
>die
I'm only scat level 11 i guess so it's time to explore more
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>An entreaty received from the Empyrean grandam.
This is a typo right
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>>483380241
youse the wonderous flask that gives a sheild for the first hit you take and summon the mimic tear as soon as you step into the arena, you eat that charge and then fight him. He lands the first hit on you
>>483380165
Omen sympathizer, I doubt he knew anything about the Hornsent people or the personal history of Marika that made her hate them
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>>483373916
>>>twitter
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>>483380556
If he wants to make his "dream" fantasy game, what other shit can he take cues from?
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>>483380345
>with blasphemous
Blasphemous got nerfed into the floor bro, it's trash now. They lowered the damage and completely removed the knockdown lmao. Shitters freaked out, it was great.
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why are there so few ancient smithing stones for +25 stuff
I like dual wielding or shielding so I need 2x more than someone who just likes 2Handing
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>>483377857
There are multiple reasons presented ingame thus far in my playthrough.
>You recognise Miquella's actions towards Mohg were reprehensible and want to bring him to justice
>Discover St. Trina and she begs you to kill Miquella to stop him.
>As someone who killed Radahn in honourable battle you find it disgusting to resurrect him, perhaps also conflating Miquella's treatment of Mohg with him likely bewitching Radahn and viewing it as disgraceful
>Miquella is a threat to your ascension to the throne of Elden Lord (or plans to burn the world as the Lord of Chaos)
>You realise Miquella was controlling you this entire time when the charm breaks, leading you to swear revenge for toying with your mind
>History repeating again with Miquella becoming like Marika and so you want to snip it in its bud
>Perhaps you conflate Miquella's actions with the nuking of Caelid and want to execute him for all the victims
>After seeing the Haligtree in its state of decay you seek out Miquella in the hopes of saving it just to realise Miquella is a prick
And so on and so forth. Frankly there are a LOT of reasons to want to kill the guy.
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>>483379946
>Hornsent believe they are "the chosen people"
>Hornsent casters use menorahs
>Hornsents build a tower to the heavens to become God's equal
>Hornsents use blonde fair shamans as cattle for their bizarre experimentation
>Hornsents have grotesque faces
>Hornsents get turned to ash and banished from the rest of the world
Hornsent are jews. Marika is Hitler. At the same time, Marika was right. What did Michael Zaki mean by all this?
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>>483380581
don't bother until you are 15+, ideally you are at 20. That fight is rough
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So was Gaius, ummm... uhhhemfg
godfrey's brother
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>>483380349
>>483380381
>>483380391
>>483380490
>>483380617
OK I actually figured it out, you can dodge DIRECTLY into him, roll as if you're trying to slide under the pig and you should phase through him entirely
That's retarded though holy fuck iframes were a mistake
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>>483380345
I haven't picked up any Interesting new Ashes somehow so I'm using my migga Oleg.

Been using a ton of different weapons though.
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>>483379823
The graven mages are grafted together. What sellen becomes she made herself into because she's insane and responsible for many of the graven mages we see around the map. Also too much interaction with anything in elden ring leads to mutation, it's why the diggers look like that, or radahn became black like the onyx lords after spamming gravity so much
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>>483380345
I don't use spirit ashes.
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is there really nothing here
I got to the bottom of this place and there's a seal
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>>483380679
There's like fucking 30 of them in the game with the DLC. What the fuck are you doing where you need THAT many?
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>>483380691
you guys said this shit about the merchants in the first game with the frenzied flame
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>>483380726
his secret twin brother
who has his power and his dad's power
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>>483380726
Gaius is an Albinuriac
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>>483380530
somehow I think you're lying
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>>483380345
>using spirit ashes
would make the game too easy

the new weapons are cool though, tried out any I could find
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>>483380584
What? She's the Hornsent Grandam.
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>>483380495
what the fuck I would have been searching on the lower levels for hours.
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>>483380782
not enough fp? that's fair, i don't have enough for the really good ones either
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>jump heavy w/ fire knights GS:1232
>add claw tali/2h tali/blackquill armor: 1793
>45.5% damage increase before any active buffs
Holy kek
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>>483380690
The game bashes you over the head that you're there on marikas orders guided by her grace. You kill miquella because your tarnished wants to be elden lord. That's one one piece of characterization your character has and fits every ending besides the lord of frenzy. If radahn wasn't there your tarnished could've joined him easily
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>>483380801
yep nothing there man don't even bother actually exploring
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>>483380801
Go down the big ass hole nigga.
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>>483380884
there's a lot of shit like this elden ring in general
>ledge mere feet away
>go around the planet to get there
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>>483380836
For pvp it can't be beat
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>>483380653
By how much he loves GRRM we should see a lot of ASOIAF influences going forward
>>483380691
kek, what do they see themselves as a 'chosen people' of god though. Which god I don't anyone is monothest in Elden ring, theres a lot of powers and gods running around
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>>483380813
It was true then as well
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is "nigga" making a comeback? reminds me of the early 2000s
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>>483380801
>seal
it might go away somehow
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>>483380813
do you honestly think it's a coincidence that an obscure Jewish demon is the game's "most reviled man in history"
how many people outside of the esoteric community had ever even heard of Shabriri before Elden Ring
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>>483380653
all the shit he read.
Funnily enough, he read FSN.
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what should I mix the deflecting hardtear with?
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>>483380801
I have no idea how to get to the red flower place, I only found the cerulean coast at endgame and fucked up npc quests
Damn it, I haven't killed the sunflower or OOK on a horse
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>>483380952
yeah but this is definitely up there as one of the weirdest ones.
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>>483381006
Nigga, nigga never fucking left lil niggy
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>>483380818
>Gaius is an albinauric
>the real reason Rykard horribly tortures Albinaurics and makes their existence suffering is because he's turbo mad they cucked his brother from him
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>>483380801
>there's a seal
read the messages in front of it
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>>483380654
still assraped Romina
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>>483380980
>kek, what do they see themselves as a 'chosen people' of god though.
idk it's in an item description. it's the exact wording the game uses: the chosen people
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>>483380980
>By how much he loves GRRM we should see a lot of ASOIAF influences going forward
I hope not, the less GRRM the better
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How does walking into Black Keep break the spell over everyone?
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>>483380528
both are infusable so theres really no wrong way to do it. heavy for 2h efficiency, int for cold, faith for holy/fire, arcane for occult to stack up on bleed (especially good for great katana)

only thing i would suggest against is quality because its a lot of wasted skill points for what amounts to an extremely negligible pure AR boost
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Does 2H talisman apply to anything you're currently two handing? Or does it just mean large weapon types.
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>>483381129
That's not much of an accomplishment, she's the easiest major bosses in the DLC. Notice how she's the only one nobody EVER bitches about. Also she's wear to fire so of course it hurts her lmao.
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>Kill yourself 7 times before something happens
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
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why is there a random albinauric after the gaius fight
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>>483381024
And yet, he still won't put a proper armor dress in the game.
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>>483381246
his wife
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>>483381047
you have to go through this cave to get to the dragon area which leads to the red flower area

>>483381120
>you don't have the right, O you don't have the right
>appraisals: 211

>>483380928
>>483380919
>>483381014
I'm asking if there's anything else here besides the seal (like a cave or catacomb) I've been exploring for 45 minutes and I've found a dragon, a bunch of useless glovewarts, a cookbook, and the seal
that's it
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>>483375090
everything is tuned to endgame softcapped character, just wander off to wherever you may end up in and if you ever feel like "you're not supposed to be there, yet", just go somewhere else.
I wandered into Rellana's fight and beat her at Skibidi 2 because it didn't feel that overtuned. Just play the game man.
First playthrough is sacred, don't ruin it by consulting faggotlife
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>>483380474
>the first time ever that the Elden Ring was missing a rune
We get to see what it looked like in the dragon's era and it was radically different, so there's more than just the rune of death missing. I don't think this is it.
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>>483381246
Poison Swampan
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>>483381171
something something tarnished tarnishing the order something uhhh vague lore regarding runes
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>>483381236
Anything you're two-handing gets the boost, note that it doesn't affect ashes. Also it doesn't work on paired weapons.
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>choose invade anywhere
>keep getting put in the open world plains
why the fuck are people cooping that
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>>483375090
i wish it was accurate but fextralife is dogshit so who knows
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>>483381237
>it's trash now
>It trivialised a lategame boss
>Yeah but that...d-doesn't count...
The sword is perfectly fine. It just isn't 'solo the entire game' good.
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>>483381171
Miquella abandoned his great rune.
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why is there an albinauric woman holding gaius' pants
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>>483376274
but where's the fun in that? I'm much cooler deflecting and countering with greatsword
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how many dungeons/remembrance bosses are there before you gotta do messmer
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>>483381238
Same guys who made the DS3 mechanic where dying a lot was required for one of the endings
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>>483381367
also doesnt effect moonlight GS charge attack when 2 handed
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>>483381171
It doesn't. Those things aren't related. The Black Keep is MANDATORY, so they're just using that moment in time to break it early on for story pacing. You going there had nothing to do with it, it was the time you entered it that mattered, shit went down with Miquella.
>>483381342
Nigga you dumb.
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Alright, lore experts: who the FUCK is Charo? Is Cuchi-Cuchi canon?
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>>483381468
Pretty sure you only have to do the Hippo at the start of Shadow Keep then go through there to fight Messmer.
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how the fuck did one (1) albinauric get into the shadow realm
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>>483381578
2*
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>>483381423
>It trivialized a boss that isn't even remotely difficult and is easier than the early DLC bosses
You sure showed me bud.
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>>483381138
>Hornsent committ horrors aganist shamans, forcing them into jars as algamations of flesh
>A survivour in order to avenge her people swears herself to some alien gods
>Her son comes back to genocide your people for genociding his mothers people, succedes your cities are reduced ash and ruin
>your land is filled with the wailing spirits of the killed
>A Hornsent survivor of Messmer wants revenge
>After Messmer dies he goes mad and whats to kill the player for being born under the Erdtree role despite playing no role in Messmers crusade
Wow they're literally the jews, behave in a way that makes people want to kill you, get killed en masse, and when people tolerate your desire for vegenace for that you go too far and are back to square one
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>>483381578
Gaius is also a cripplefuck
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>>483381578
Gaius is the one heterosexual character
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>>483381238
i like how thiollier was such a drug addict that even sleeping in the juice wasn't enough to put him down, but it puts down the elden lord.
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>>483381325
I think her original sin was having a dump truck ass. Note how no one else but those related to her and radagon have large asses
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>>483381201

What about adding Dragon-Hunter's G. Katana to the mix? Same but without the infusion? I'm leaning taking points from faith (I have like a random 21) and adding them to endurance/dex for better armor and dex heavy build. Maybe keep enough Faith for bloodflame weapon.
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>>483376978
what the fuck is she tho? Is she a dragon? A transformed human? A hybrid?
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>>483381676
NTA but the dragon-hunter is straight quality. Not STR or DEX.
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>>483381237
most people get enough shadow shards by that time.

i did rellana on 15 on another character and she was simple in comparison to 3.
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>>483381662
it says he's brother to both radahn and messmer

>>483381664
the game sounds pretty gay when you put it that way
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>>483381025
I'm thinking stonebarb but I'm open to other suggestions
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So there is no way to actually lift the veils and connect the realm of shadow to the rest of the game like Miyahacki stated in an interview before this came out? Did we all get jebaited?
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I have a question, is sellen a carian herself? She's specifically called a "carian weed" by iji and shares the raven hair of rennala and rellana if that painting in liunaria is her original body.
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>>483381765
Holy fuck you're dumb. Play the game.
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>>483381878
sellen the lost carian princess...
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>>483381878
>She's specifically called a "carian weed" by iji
i missed that dialogue. how does it come up?
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>>483381025
Stamina regen
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>>483381842
He stated a lot of things. I could have sworn he said the DLC would add one or more endings to the game.
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>>483381878
We don't know and anyone who claims otherwise is lying.
>>483381931
Just because she's a Carian wouldn't make her necessarily a princess. That's not how nobility works.
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wheres the new thread
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>>483381795
>"as brother"
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Does anyone record the boss fight and analyze it?
I realized that I miss a lot of boss openings this way.
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Is this nigga supposed to die every time I come here
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>>483382045
yes
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So let me get this straight

>Age of Fracture
You reinstall the Elden Ring

>Age of Order
That but you apply a bugfix patch

>Age of The Duskborn
You revert to an older version that includes destined death

>Blessing of Despair
You install a virus on the system

>Age of The Stars
You completely uninstall the old operating system and switch to a new one

>Lord of the Frenzied Flame
You burn your computer and entire house down
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>>483369428
you probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure
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>>483382038
no that's for optimizing and this game does not require DPS optimizing since there is no timer or dps checks
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its insane to me how cocky people get after winning a 3v1
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>>483382031
Who the fuck is Gaea and why is he or she or par with Gaius and Radhnn in terms of gravity magic
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>>483382128
yeah, but I am a shitter.
I need to do something like that if I don't want a 50+ death boss fight.
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>>483382070
>>Age of The Duskborn
>You revert to an older version that includes destined death
No. It makes those who live in death a universal concept. Destined Death is "included" the second you kill Maliketh and unbind it. Godwyn/Fia's mending rune makes it so whenever someone dies, they come back to life as a fucking skeleton without exception.
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>>483382139
those are just the types of people that coop to begin with

very low t individuals
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>>483382031
so what are the albinaurics anyway
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>>483382070
>Age of Duskborn
You rebrand and insist that the bug that keeps spawning skeletons is actually a feature
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>>483382070
>That but you apply a bugfix patch
No, you roll back and then set to read only, which should regain the golden age*
*supposedly, I doubt it

>You revert to an older version that includes destined death
No, DD cannot be restored, ever; Malekith says as much. Fia's ending just makes it so skeleton is normal after you die. You apply a workaround because there's a bug that can't be fixed.
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>>483381578
It walked
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>>483382139
The best wins are against parties who are right at the boss fog but choose to fight you instead of just walking in. They say they hate PvP until there's three of them and one of you, then they can't get enough of it.
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>>483368474
no, he brought dishonor upon lord mohg
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>>483382139
>>483382214
God you people are so mad.
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>>483377612
>>483378747
nta but thanks. Saving this for a future poison build run
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>>483382139
>meanwhile, when they try to fight alone:
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>>483382182
>Who the fuck is Gaea
Since there's no more DLC, we will likely never know. It does seem odd to have both a "Gaius" and a "Gaea" introduced at the same time
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>>483382257
artificial humans created by the Nox
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>>483382331
>says the person that taunts and emotes after barely winning a 3v1
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>>483382207
Oh okay thanks for clearing that one up

>>483382275
kek

>>483382303
Also a good way to put it
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>>483382139
Its insane to me how cocky people get after using CET to get every advantage in pvp
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>>483373114
if you get grabbed a second time miquella charms you and you pledge your life to him
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>>483382070
For the most part, but you reintroduce Destined Death in all of the endings. Came with taking it from Maliketh and was Melina's wish. Duskborn adds Life within Death to Order.
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>>483382184
if you call yourself a shitter then that means you haven't mastered the fundamentals
analyzing replays is for higher level players to optimize their gameplay, not to learn the fundamentals of the game
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>>483382354
yea, i mean there's a reason they have to summon 2 other people just to clear an area
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>>483382303
>No, DD cannot be restored, ever; Malekith says as much.
Retarded lorelet.
>>483382416
I don't play coop, I'm a red CHAD. I just don't seethe when I get ganked and teabagged. You getting mad means they won twice nigga.
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>>483382416
You deserved it. Simple as.
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Commander Gaius might be contender for worst boss From has ever made. Does HACKazaki not test ANYTHING he shits out?
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>>483378424
>bone bow
What's it like? Does it feel good to use? What makes Rancor Shot special?
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>>483369851
what are your sliders?
i can't make any of my girls have tits worth a damn, they're all fucking flat
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>>483382257
They were made by the nox, as a by produce of their work to creater silver/mimic tears. They're an constructed race, the word for that isn't golem abut it escapes me atm
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>>483382550
>They're an constructed race, the word for that isn't golem abut it escapes me atm
homunculus
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>>483382530
you might not like the answer anon
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4 hours of fighting radahn made get worse and worse at the fight so il try again tomorrow for the kill
god i wish i wasnt in ng+5
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>>483382443
>ermm you're actually supposed to 3v1 dudes 4x your level without having every possible advantage you can because uhhhh ummm and if you cheat you're literally a nazi and if you win you're a tryhard loser incel
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>>483382443
>everyone who beats me is cheating
the average mentality of coop shitters
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>>483368192
>>483382584
>>483382584
>>483382584
>>483382584
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>>483382598
THANK YOU It was bothering me so much
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>>483382303
Also age of fracture doesn't actually mend the elden ring there's no mending rune. So marika is stuck in her broken state and your tarnished can do whatever with her power and fuck nepheli all day
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>>483382645
god why do invaders always act like such whiny bitches when confronted with the intended way to play the game
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>>483382476
You literally do not have the Rune of Death in your inventory. It is the ONE great rune you can ever hold.
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>>483382727
Because the intended way is retarded and meant to pander to braindead casual niggers that don't give a fuck about the multiplayer and haven't played any other souls game
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>>483382727
honestly nothing about that webm really bothers me other than the coordinated hump dance after they blast him with 5 kinds of op garbage
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>>483378926
>interactions with her as she guides you through the game
she should've been the level up spirit that you talk to at graces. maybe indistinct but becoming more present as you progress
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>>483382792
souls pvp is a clusterfuck, and honor fags are the fucking biggest trannies
if your gonna invade just fight who cares if they have summons or dont want to, your the one invading, just bring cheesy shit or something to deal with multiple people
the funniest invasions i ever had was WoG'ing groups of people in ds2
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>>483382182
I really feel like they made a mistake and meant to put Ogha there
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>>483382495
aimbot + omega range, perfume is basically melee so u have a good pressure with the bow
and u dont need stats to use bone bow
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>>483377484
before we get to this point, cant zaki just make our characters faster and give us more options than ROOLING
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>>483382275
>>483382207
I find it funny that I'm more sympathetic to the Rot bugs than I am to the skellies now, at leas the pests can be nice to me and give me free stuff
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>>483380876
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>>483383105
what does it scale with? best setup?
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>>483383946
the bow? STR/DEX, but I only use for pvp
perfume is dex/faith
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>Carian Knight twoshots me
jfc
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>>483379946
>Joosent propaganda to confuse the unwashed masses that they're the victim instead of perpetrators who got what was coming to them
Wow is just like in real life!
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>>483380125
>repeating crossbow
it's shit and I regret wasting a Dragon Smith Stone on it
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>>483380584
>>483383512
just was at this part of the game. So she's Empyrean. Would that be a mistranslation? (wouldn't be the first time). If not, what would it imply? Can she ascend at godhood?
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>>483377612
you fucking nigger, did you teabag me last night?
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>>483380962
so it's shit for pve then?
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>>483381284
there's an NPC miniboss in a mausoleum on a tiny island off the coast, it drops a dancer set with a paired curved sword with a unique AoW. You get there in a similar manner to Dragon Communion island with Boc's cave.
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>>483375559
>this is so awful. It would MAYBE be redeemed by allowing me to become a gay pedophile, I suppose..
Go back.
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>>483379946
Which items tell you this?
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>>483374636
I used the Lamenting Visage and it worked.
For that one, anyway.
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How the fuck do I get over to this place.



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