PUDGEhttps://www.dota2.com/patches/7.36c>INFORMATION & GUIDES Esports: https://dota2.com/esportsNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2game/LoreLiquipedia: https://liquipedia.net/dota2For League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2game/Twitter: https://twitter.com/dota2>STATISTICS https://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.gghttps://datdota.comPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>NEWS & STREAMS https://tl.net/forum/dota-2-general/https://trackdota.comhttps://gosugamers.net/dota2LAST: >>483366917
negrobook
>>483571298Pudge
any gulagites needing a Deadcock invite?
So Act III will open on the 30?
>>483571947trispzest@proton.me
>>483571947tanukhi@proton.me
Just swapped to Russia server and everyone is way better, wtf?
>>483572680I hate your ball of light guts. Do not play this hero.
>>483572838Funny, every time I run into an Io they're super proactive
What is it about the Russian condition that makes them unable to use their brains at full capacity? This guy is feeding the entire game and wondering why his team is hesitant when their carry is constantly dead.
Which heroes can solo tormentor when it spawns?
>>483574332me
>>483574332Templar Assassin
>>483574332slardar
i just pick rubick every game now
>>483574703i like the idea of picking rubick but i'm trash
>>483574332techies
i play meepo
>>483571298Pudge impersonation https://voca.ro/1eCDDVrT7Kvn
>>483572321>>483572471>protonyea no
>>483573365his name says captain stupidity, so
>>483572321>>483572471doesnt work like that anymore, its through steam
whenever someone abandons i leave the game regardless of how my team is doing
I have one Deadlock invite but I will only send it to a .edu email address due to botting.
>>483576003>deadlockyou will have to pay me to play this shit
>>483575789Damn.... i don't know chief. You guys aren't that group known as anonymouses? you'll hack my steam in 3 seconds.
>>483576307its hot garbageauto aim out the ass too so the shooting part is minimized. what was the point? oh, right, to sell me cosmeticscosmetics of black women and a tranny
>>483575789trispzest
>>483576606isn't there a hag with a ghost hand that's pretty hot?
What happens at profile level 301? Do you get a new border color?
>>483576902man her fuckin animation looks like a crippled ass cystic fibrosis retard that shits in her pants
Remember when slacks and sunsfan jumped ship to Artifact then had to come crawling back lol
>>483577187rip
>>483577256cant wait to watch everyone try to do the same shit with deadlock
>>483577464deadlock isn't gonna die the same way artifact did lol it's made by icefrog
>>483576796sent you an invite>>483576581ull be fine, i reckon
>>483577752Artifact was made by a guy who is, for all intents and purposes, about a hundred times more successful than icefrog.
>>483577959>Artifact>hundred times more successfulpick one
>>483577886>ull be fine, i reckontanukhi
>>483577959>fluke into mtg>didn't even stick with mtg's development, just left after a few yearsthe difference is icefrog turned dota from a pretty popular wc3 map to what it is today. richard garfield shat out mtg and left to do other shit.
>>483578134>be you>be brown>can't parse sentences in english>respond anywaysopa de macaco jaja
just to remind you deadlock was a passion project of icefrog he developed for yearsjust keep that in mind when the gameplay will be released
remove 2 from d2g and just change it to deadlock general, simple as/dlg/ sounds great
So it's Invoker usable now?
>>483578367>the difference is icefrog turned dota from a pretty popular wc3 map to what it is today.no, he did not, eul and other people were instrumental to that and icefrog absolutely was not the one to make it populari have been around video gaming since 1986. that was the first game i played. yie ar kung fuim going to tell you a secretdeadlock is going to fail. it really doesn't matter if icefrog made it. the game is not compellingheres another secret: don't ever worship designers. things are always made by a team, in a time, at a place, with a certain psychosociopolitical environment and a certain zeitgeist. people like you bought a game called "Mighty No. 9" you might be old enough to remember that
Deadlock won
>>483578557>deadlock is going to failIm sorry you bought hundreds of goypass levels over the years and you are mad they are abandoning the ship. At least you can sell them like unusual TF2 hats...oh...LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wtf am i supposed to do with these after the act is overvalve really should've thought this through
>pos 4 picks invoker:)
>>483579079Maybe they do the same as the first act.You can use your emblems in the secret cave for more candies and rerolls
>>483578963Nah I consider that money the cost of admission. Couldn't care lessThe game just isn't good and seeing sweet baby invade valve of all places is so sad
>>483579137just play for lategamehe's goated with his innate get all the denies
>>483579432>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IS THAT A BLACK PERSON IN A VIDEO GAME THIS IS LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE
>>483579432>The game just isn't good and seeing sweet baby invade valve of all places is so sadsource?
>>483580131not sure that's what he said anonif a video game doesn't cater to your preferences then there's nothing wrong with not playing it
>>483580131>t. is black
I wouldn't even know deadlock exists if I wouldn't check this thread sometimes how come it's half of what you niggers talk about?
>>483580269source: sweet baby
>>483580492I unironically blame americans for everything bad that's happening
>>483580317dotards are known to be insecure
deadlock will fail if they continue with the dota-smite-paragon bastard homunculus they've created because it really doesnt cater to anyonedota fags will never stop playing dota (unless valve murders it), shooter fags will be filtered by creeps and items, the broader retard masses will ignore it because it's been intrinsically linked to hero shooters baffling it made it this far teebeeaych
>deadlock will failgood, but soon and fast thanks
>>483581287>>483581494deadlock literally won, tf2troon
why are underlord's portal minions so retarded
>>483574751just have fun brahi usually use the 'random bullshit go' attackjust make sure to spellsteal from the best candidates and pick the 25% stolen spell cooldown talentyou cant do much with a slark dark pact in comparison to crystal nova or shackles
>>483581620they didn't come out of a book
>>483580626dumb vatnik
>>483580626I unironically blame everyone else for everything bad that's happening
>>483579227what secret cave
>>483579504he didnt go whorish exort so wasnt that useless
>play offlane support>always get core items near 25 min>watch high lvl players>minute 25 items are nothing but consumableslife as a support in high rank seems pain and misery
Anybody played sand king after he got buffed a little bit?>>483581287It will be a free steam game, even if it dies it will be kept on life support ad nauseam.
1 game im already tired of this game especially because it was stressful as fuck
>>483585829back to league, troon
>>483585973higher mmr than you ever will be
>>483586034doubt it, leaguetranny
>>483576581>anonymousesit's anonymice you dumb fucking ESL
What do you build on offlane Underlord? Cause when I go Shivas or Crimson, Pipe Greaves and rod of Atos he feels underwhelming as fuck. Just like aura and root bot. You aren't doing too much beside that on him.
>>483588898harpoon scepter
>>483588898crimson -> aghspick one auratard item per game, the first item timing is all theyre good forbuilding a 35min pipe is retarded unless youre playing 5 and everyone already has shroud
>>483589395Why do you keep posting this webm? I don't get it.
>>483589623ritualpost
>play a game>pos5 Terror blade that doesn't even buy wards>play another game>pos5 tinyI fucking hate role tokens
>Pubbie Silencer builds MoM without grabbing the facet>MoM disables his glaive passive>"IT WAS RECCOMENDED BRO CHILL OUT"I hate brownoids so fucking much
>>483590346thats literally what a ypipo would say
>>483590462Nah
>>483589592i just bought 30min pipe 3rd item and couldnt agree more with that anonbeyond worthless beyond pointless
>>483590346>"IT WAS RECCOMENDED BRO CHILL OUT"Love me some tordede2kmmrlini
Kunkka mid just got raped by an attack speed techies mid who had the inventory facet, he was sporting several wraith bands, rushed maelstrom then skadi, lmao.
>>483574332Troll
>>483591346Yeah its a cancerous meme build but at least its just a techies
>Mason only picks Clinkz and WeaverI thought he was a good player, but he's just hero boosted.
>>483591841hero puddle
>ignores the constant sniper and PA picksDishonest and cowardly
>>483591841He has like 5-10 heroes he picks that require no brainpower. No matter how bad they are or how bad the matchup or what lane he's in he still picks them.
>>483591841and yet hes 11k and u are notcurious
>>48359280311k lbs maybe lol
>>483589623BLACKED
Do you CM would enjoy sauna springs or skinny dips in ice cold frozen lakes instead.
>>483594287you're supposed to both no?
>>483594710Im not sure, apparently she hates hot stuff becuase of Lina.
>>483594287>>483594802This is probably how it goes with the temperature. Both sisters skinny dip.
>>483595867Based Gondar and Riki enjoying the view.They are such sluts they even have the word and don't mind.
>>483595980it's riki & gondar's ward
>>483596489It's not, otherwise it would be invisible like them.
>>483595867I bet Treant is there too
>>483592536Nothing wrong with that. Play with heroes you know how to. Picking counters just because they are counters is how fucking excel nerds play games and absolute faggots. Guy sounds based.
https://youtu.be/eZd7ZwQXgxw?si=btjVAJtKMEWR9ydUNew Marci Lore.
>>483598989when is she getting removed
Here's your 17 minute sniper bro.
>>483599632theyll do it gradually, starting with her clothes
What do you guys think is the max number of heroes this game should have?
>>48359996910
>>483575789mercilessgreevil
>>483599969at least 500
is alchemist support cringe?
>>483596958>Picking counters just because they are counters is how fucking excel nerds play games and absolute faggotsThe same could be argued of hero pools, it's basically a midwit tryhard tactic, a player could just be compensating his lack of general game knowledge by relying on their hero pool, but yeah sure, after a certain level you need to do both sides.But if a player is low mmr and hero pooling but can't climb then the pool is probably holding them back from actually learning the game.
The ringmasterwhatever happened there
>>483603968spring 2024 bro
>>483603968They probably didnt account for facets and have to test his interactions with 130 heroes again.
>>483603968shiranai sore wa
Is the second QoP facet viable? How do you build it so you don't get fucked?
>>483574332Ursa (you must use overpower and wait for the second one to go off cooldown)Slardar (has to be lvl 12 min)Templar AssassinTroll WarlordRazor (first stack a lot of -armor with ult)Meepo (eats them for breakfast, off cooldown)? Lone Druid? Techies (not sure if the mines need to be lvl 2 now)
>>483604869qop enjoys getting fucked tho. thats her whole shtick.
>>483598989>acoustic guitarBased>Mongoloid languageYeah nah, NAH!
>>4836048691(one[singular]) voodoo mask or dagon and you heal back all the damage on a creepwave and your ult if you hit 2 heroes minimum
>>483581287>dota fags will never stop playing dotaDeadlock is solely made to poach Overwatch and Valorant players
stacked game for masao
>>483603968Around the end of Crownfall obviously
>>483578367>add MOBA elements to a card game>it bombs>double down even harder and add MOBA elements to a TPSgee i wonder what's gonna happen. surely, icefrog will know how to make a completely different genre of game!
>>483585196you mean like shartifact 2 and blunderlords?
>>483605886Too bad Marvel Rivals will be a thing.It looks like it has everything Deadlock doesn't and that's incredibly surprising considering it's some chinese mmo sweatshoppers vs Valve, maybe it will be a wake-up call for the latter.But we also do live in a world were said chinese mmo sweatshoppers have become the cream of the crop in game design by simply doing their own thing while the western industry collapses, so who knows how it will go down honestly.
>>483608194>netease
i like picking pudge and hiding in the treeline while my core gets beaten to a pulp
>>483605886>try to steal the playerbase of a super niche casual (despite the developer's best efforts) game and a fucking CSGO clonei hope you're kidding because i've been playing overwatch for years and they go NUTS at the mere sight of any sort of CC. They're gonna get ptsd from the first 20 minutes of a deadlock match
>>483608158god i love futa elves
>>483608563kill yourself faggot
Taking a request.
>>483609013kill yourself
>>483609013cm squatting over a snow man with a huge erection
>>483609013Hoodwink beans
>>483577959>about a hundred times more successful than icefrog.They guy who did nothing of note except Magic The Gathering 30 years ago VS the linchpin developter of one of the top 5 competitive online games in existence?Staggering bias aside, does Gargield even gets MTG royalties anymore?
>>483609013lina's feet and/or armpits
>>483609348Paradox's paracock...
>my players are shit>picks sniper 4 and griefs his team
Gorgc was right about Mason
>>483610283He's handsome and better than him at the game?
>Mason is the lowest ranked player on his team>obviously he gets to play support>seethes like a kid and picks sniper and griefspeople here defend him?
>not on methis nigga high as fuck
>>483610507sounds based to me, he didn't get his role so he griefsvalves fault for making a shitty draft for immortal players
What counters weaver?
>>483611197disables
>>483598989sounds like Regina Spektor
Why are pro players allowed to grief without the fear of being banned unlike us normal players
>>483611250>disable him>he is now low HP>he ultiesnow what?
>>483611552Do you really need to ask this question?It shows how stupid you are you knowThey can do that because Valve gives them an unreasonable draft systemThat means Valve doesn't give a shit, they literally stated do whatever you want with this system and figure it yourselfBack when they introduced it
>>483611803Pro player griefing has been going on long before the draft systemlook who is stupid now.. LOL!
Not taking requests
>>483611803hahaha you got owned anon
that permanent regen shit is the most perverse incentive i've seen in this game. necros will literally hold ult like they're last hitting a creep
>gets ks'd by necro and cries about it on 4chanlol
>>483613321actually the kill got away
>>483610507>the player who only plays carry with a tiny hero puddle has to play support because he's the lowest MMR>support is the highest impact role best suited to a high skill and flexible playerlollmao even
>try to predict the outcome of every game>record your prediction success>if you guess better than 50%, double down every game you think you'll win>if you guess worse than 50%, double down every game you think you'll loseWhy wouldn't this work?
>18 fucking timesLMFAO IS VALVE RETARDEDThe skill has like 100 second cooldown at level 3. This means 18 times is 1800 seconds or 30 FUCKING minutes of spamming your ult as soon as you hit level 6 and getting 18 kills some fucking how before the game is over. Rarely if ever does a fiend gate teleport result in more than 1 or 2 pick offs and imagine pulling this off 18 times in a pub game full of retards.
>>483613809you can get this in as few as 2 fiends gates...
>>483613895>there are 3 enemy teams that will die instantly around your gateI'm already irate can you stop being retarded.
>>483611630try better disablesmore damage better coordinationor a combination of these so that the result is that Weaver has 0 HP
>>483613809does this demand killsI feel like a lot of the time they actually count assists even if they don't explicitly state it
>>483611630>disable him>he's now no HP>he buys back and feeds againfixed
i'm tired and i hate this hero..
>>483611250You mean the counter the every single hero in the game?.Now how do you catch a fully invis hero with max movementspeed with disables?
>>483614664Vision, coordination, better skill usage. using your cognitive abilities to predict movement
>>483614816>uses BKBNow what?
guys...arteezy retired and streams elden ring now....
>>483614870Use defensive items/skill, use better disables, better coordinationIts not rocket science, just be a better player
>>483614876literally who?
>>483614876It is truly over...
>>483615103How are you going to outrun a hero with max movementspeed that has put a bug on you that requires you to hit them 5 times or they'll slowly kill you?
>>483613809>feind's gate
>>483615237Depends on the hero, situation, team, positionBut generally being better worksThe question is why are you acting like weaver is some 60% winrate hero
>weaver's counter?>just stun and kill himWOW THANKS ANON! No other hero is "weak" to this!>>48361534553% winrate as a support, yeah that's totally fine.
>>483615141>25 viewersit's so over
>>483615416>53% winrate as a support, yeah that's totally fine.? Is this supposed to be extraordinary? He's meta but not super OP, plenty of other heroes like that
>>483615245whykhyrkrym is whate saars
>>483615510He's a core hero that has 53% winrate playing him as support event tho he is not even close to being a support hero.It shows how stupid broken he is that you can just pick him as a hard support and roll over games with him.
>Ephey gained like 1K mmr the past month>currently at 8.6KWhy aren't you climbing at a speed of 1K mmr/month?
>>483615654This isn't league buddy, but now I understand why you're so confusedIn dota there are not designated support heroesYou can play anything you want in any role you want as long as it works
>>483615797No generally a pos5 is meant to help the team with providing saves, support and help the core heroes. Just look at any other support hero.Problem with weaver is that he's so busted you can just pick him, easily win the lanes because there's nothing the enemy can do against you and then you just play as a core even tho you are a support.Then win most of your games playing now 4 cores even tho you are a pos5.
going to a concert with slutty Lyralei
>>483615796not enjoying the game reallywas 8.4k before patch
>>483616010Your headcanon is not true sorry leaguebab
>>483615796she should be having sex with me instead of playing some dead game
Saars, when can I redeem the patch saarsThe Frosts of Icewrack, where is
https://www.twitch.tv/arteezyLook at how dead inside he looks.
nah I aint giving that washed up viewspost pic tho
>>483616492now MLG columbus... that was REAL dota, not this crappy nu-dota where geniuses like rtz can't succeed because the patch is for idiots
Where is our Act III /b/ros?
i didnt realize how many buffs visage got in 7.36 actually i apologize>recall on familliars>dont have to resummon to get dmg from leveling ult>aoe Q>16% dmg reduction for first 4 levelsI kneel
>>483616576
>>483616576le no ti or riyad face
>>483617000kek the slav is really coming out there
You should get extra gold for last hitting the ancient.
>>483616806He was still better on Warcraft III tho.
>>483617152Idk never played dota 1 but in early dota 2 the familliars lost dmg with every attack so thats actually psychotic to think about in nu-dota
>>483615797League koreans last year finally picked AD carries as support and completely dumpstered the game. When will leaguechads realize a support doesn't need a heal button to be a support.
Watching Dota pros play other games is actually enlightening. They're so fucking stupid. I think Singsing is the only one I've seen play other games and not be a retard.
>>483617000
>>483617000>those fucking bags under his eyesgrim, dude is basically a walking corpse at this point
>>483616806his winrate is being dragged down entirely by the no-micro facetif you can play visage (i can't) he's good right now
>>483615141how's he gonna shart this one?
>>483616492LOL HE IS PLAYTING ELDEN RING
>>483617671start as a wretch knowing nothing about the game
>>483617550choosing that facet should give you soft ban for entire day to re-think your lifeno behavior/pool punishment just a reminder from valve
>>483616791Tomorrow
>>483617385His aura was better, much like Mercurial had a better aura and a better ulti, I remember when Mercurial was released she had a really strong ulti, if people killed her illusions they took 300/400/500 flat damage, it was funny as fuck to watch fools killing themselves, void passive too backtrack used to be actually good.
>>483617671the loathsome shart eater ending
>mercurialnow thats just fucking beyond autistic to call spectre that
>>483618397i used to have some nike mercurials they were sick
damn rtz is smaller than mason
>>483618397i like playing magina, yurnero and barathrum
>>483574332Doable with chenhttps://files.catbox.moe/4basa3.mp4Just remember to be extremely greedy and not to use your ultimate to try to save someone else, plus fill your inventory with good items instead of having 1.8k doing nothing
>>483618575you'd have to eat a lot to be bigger than mason
>>483618575Is that really meant to be a surprise, the guy's a blimp
when is grubby playing the dlci really wanna see him die over and over to these gay ass bosses
>>483618397I GO GONDARWTF LOTHARS JUGG JAJAJAJ
>>483618865Watch him play terraria lol
>>483619005did the grubster rage quit terraria too?
>>483619178yeah lol
Why cant invoker just have all the skills on an individual buttonFuck this invocation shit, it should be more accessible to newer players
>>483619297How about you access a rope for an easy way out?
>>483619297Don't worry, Valve will eventually turn him into a league hero for you so he's no longer unique.
>>483620013I hope soI like the great magician aesthetic but its a pain in the ass to play
oof, even twitch zoomers are shitting on shartour, bros...
>>483620083I like the giving birth to healthy child aesthetic but somehow u were born
>>483620747why would zoomers even watch him?
>>483620795jesus fuck you smoked him
>enemy sand wraith has a 15 min mock
>call someone a nigger>behavior score updates immediately after the match>lose 500 points
>>483618397I played dota on warcraft 3 for years and I have only played dota 2 for a month or so, I remember most names from warcraft 3.
>>483622370wow, literally 1984
>>483618397>>483622543ive been playing doturd 2 for like decade and a half at this point almost, and i still call the shadow blade "lothar's"
>>483622749literal brownoid behaviour.
>>483622749I called Shadowfiend "Nevermore" and he did not understood I was talking to him, I hate zoomers.
>>483622824actually white person behaviordota 1 players are whitethe only people playing dota 2 nowadays are south americans, SEArats, chinks and slavoids
>>483623062>dota 1 players are whitelol
>>483623206back in the day dota was played by white peopleyou weren't there to know, that's finedota wasn't always a subhuman game.
>>483623062slavs ARE white
>>483623062yeah ok.*looks at all the peruvian and slav dota 1 vods*
>>483623318eesh>>483623320yeah? and you could see a lot of white person vods toofast forward to now, it's all subhumans.I'm not saying ONLY whites played dota 1I'm saying whites PLAYED dota 1
ok pajeet
>>483623509posts like this make me wish every dota 2 hero is a black woman from here on out
>>483622824amerimutt moment
>>483624289amerimutts are brownoids tho?
man ancient apparition feels like ass to play after the patch, death rime is literally doing nothing holy shit
>>483624451amerimutt moment
>>483624536I got the STR debuff and went 4-4-1 which seemed to work, but make sure you've got a tanky lane partner that deals magic damage (cent, primal, spirit breaker) because otherwise you're not going to be doing much.>Someone highlights cent>I pick Pugna>Guy locks Slardarwcyd
HAHAHHA rtz's face on the streami shouldnt even laugh holy fuck
grubster bros ... we lost to Marvel Strike Force
>>483625883psg herepeople used to wear that same tshirt in like 1998
>>483624990str debuff is 1.25str x DR-stackmeaning you can go (cf+ib+iv) ~15 stacks max, thats -18.75str meaning -412hp at max levelthats fucking garbage loli took the cold feet aoe and felt somewhat useful because the game went ultra-late and i could apply cf to everyone without popping linkens/lotus/mirror
How the fuck do I win games as SF mid? I kill my enemy midlaner, I take his tower. I roam with shadow blade and drop a big ult and get two kills, but after that everyone just puts sentry wards in lane and now I can't get kills.Also I'm talking about unranked here, so I can't coordinate plays with my teammates.
>>483627221you dont buy shadowblade and go euls+blink to burst shitters
>>483627221If you can't gank you have to farm. SF is just naturally fast at shoving a lane before heading into the jungle to clear a stack. Late game even if you started with spell damage item you can still right click well as SF.
>>483627096>meaning you can go (cf+ib+iv) ~15 stacks max, thats -18.75str meaning -412hp at max level>thats fucking garbage lolyeah but at level 12
so next phase where? I need to find out what my wife is up to
>>483627789...doesnt that even counter his ult by lowering the actual hp you need to shatter since its %hp based?it just seems so fucking shit
>>483628269>..doesnt that even counter his ult by lowering the actual hp you need to shatter since its %hp based?The STR reduction wears off before the ultimate does.https://litter.catbox.moe/hy189j.mp4
>>483629745hm ok, i still think its hot garbageaoe cold feet isnt that much better but at least it has its uses
wait where did he go? was he worried about losing viewers to rtz?
>>4836311022-7 dayrtz can't even get half his viewers LMAO
dota 1 hero models are much better than dota 2 onesyes i know that its actually wc3 models i dont care
>>483629745gives me an idea, what about undying offlane + aa soft-sup-str fiesta
>>483599969500-1000
grim
>deadlock got at least 20 new heroes before dota could get 1 new heroit's over
>>483614556>blink>crush>bash ahhhh
>>483599969112
>>483631680What's with the obsession, it's not interesting
How do you cope knowing that you will never have anything like TI8 ever again?
>>483631827alri, grubster
>>483631854you mean ti3/5
>>483632234I'm just saying no one cares, do you honestly think anyone wants to talk about him in a serious capacity?
well rest in piece doctor disrespectgod i hate zog normies and their stupid thoughts
>>483631506Undying players are shit though, hero literally got a passive to feed faster
wait he even copied mason's character
>>483631854the TIs in small theaters were the best, small venues just make everything better / more personal
Act 3. Ringmaster. Bird Samurai. Underlords shoutout.
>>483632903what happened>>483633218what happened
>>483633398the reason he was banned came out by some leftist fired twitch employees who i guess can leak w/e the fk they want and think they are good people
>>483633479so what's the reason
>>483633569google it..
>>483633636I don't want to poison my algo with eceleb shit anon give me the qrd
>>483633569He was talking on twitch with a 17year old and 300 days old little kid
>>483633569hes a pedo retard
>>483633854>ed came out by some leftist fired twitch employees who i guess>>483633760>>483633752>>483633636>>483633569>>483633479>>483633398>>483633218>>483632903eceleb fellating trash, take this shit somewhere that cares about it
>>483633636>>483633760>>483633854I guess he wasn't very transparent about that one.
Sex with Hoodwink.
>two people arguing about each other on the enemy team in allchat>report them both and get double good boy pointsheh.... nothen personel...
>>483634023game discussion is the worst kind of shitpostingI wanna shoot the shit with likeminded individuals/d2g/ is a community that has grown past discussing the deadge "dota 2"
>>483634126I will give you another trick. Dont mute anyone, and check scoreboard later in the game, if someone is muted it means his entire team reported him so slam another report on him.
good shit twitch reading all the private DM's someone sends, i'm sure thats totally legal everywhere
>>483634170>deadgeyoure either in your early 20s or have no self-respect
>>483634170This guy complains about ecelebs then cheers while reading about some retard reporting people in his unranked games
how come everyone runs dying light on phoenix support? would the extra damage and healing on sun ray not be better?
so the attention seeking nigger is smurfing in 3k when there are no popular streamers to snipegod i fucking hate inkop so much, hopefully reddit catches onto him and gets him banned
>>483634713Bratan you are demanding people stay on topic in a thread about a game that hasn't been relevant in 10 years, on a finngolian deer nut-crunching websiteYou LITERALLY play dota and you want to talk to me about having self respect
>>483635440Ok inkop
>>483622370This is false. I call someone a Nigger 9/10 matches both via text and voice and I RARELY get a penalty to my goodboy points, currently sitting at 11,712 or something close to that.I play on SEA and Japan servers.So yeah, the point deduction is not automatic, you are just playing in a region filled with entitled nigger crybabies that probably report you every time because you said the nono word.
>>483635727you fellate a guy that hasnt ever been relevant in any capacity, in a thread about a "dead" game this retard doesnt even playwhy dont you take that shit to one of the gacha or vtuber generals? the "people" there might actually care about that garbage
>>483635727Not him but you were born after the turn of the millennium
>>483588898I go graves, aghs, pipe, crimson or both depending on the enemy lineup and then shiva. He only feels good to play in the early game, in the late game you just stand there and make your team unkillable by existing and annoy enemies with the pits. It's really not for everyone but I enjoy it.
boobies
>>483603968I'm guessing this week or next week or whenever act 3 drops? I don't really see them dropping him in act 4, since what the fuck is act 3 gonna have? Act 1 as the event itself, act 2 was the big patch of the year, act 3 should be hero and act 4 should be the conclusion with a PvE or TI compendium.
>team goes full early game (zombie viper witch doctor )>team understands we have to win fast>with 3 mana boots and 1 mekanism we push first rax at 20 mins>we control enemy woods for the next 10>we winthis just happened instead of the classic shit where pos 1 and pos 2 think they have to farm for the next 50 minutes when we stomp 2 lanes.very enjoyable to see this ending once in a while.
>>483636136>pick dawn phase2>enemy p2 picks phoenix/silenceri like to play her but shes so dependent on your support not being afk, your teammates not being retarded (walking out of the circle) and needs shard to actually play the game as offlanerive heard people have success as support, but playing her as sup just feels wrong
>zai is a general manager WHAT
>>483636621>Pick dawnbreaker>Nyx/silencerI love that some nigger can press a button to put my ultimate on cooldown, at which point I have to use it as a ratting tool or farm enhancer
>>483636797League of legends hero pickers getting dealt withDota is healing
>>483637130dawnbreaker isnt a lol heroslark and mk are lol heroes, maybe void spirit but he lacks a heal
>>483636797deserved for posting shit anime
>>483636136I only just realised there is absolutely no reason she would be naked
>>483637276>classic lol hero artistic design>skillshot q>gapcloser w>literal 3 hit triggers effect passiveThe only thing that isn't lol-cided about dawnbreaker is her ult
>>483637386Airing out her balls.
>>483637276>dawnbreaker isn't a lol hero>dash>global aoe healing and bkb piercing stun>three hit passive>three hit Q with integrated crit>a walking fetish designsure she isn't and I suppose Hoodwink isn't one either? or void spirit?
>>483625883>streaming a mobile game for less than 1k viewersHe will return soon.
>>483637386is there a good reason why dawn is ever clothed in game? she's a star golem, why would she care about clothes?
>>483637949when will you draw lina again you stupid hack
Game is more and more reliant on picking the "better" heroes than ever before, I hate it.Every game is a one sided stomp, it's no longer fun.
>>483637949What is this guys obsession with sweat
>>483637665>classic lol hero artistic designyeah nah, misses the double-d-cups + generic anime face>skillshot qeh, not really a skillshot>gapcloser wlots of heroes have a gapcloser, the range is actually pretty damn short>3 hit trigger effect passiveidk bro, lol design is 3hits on same enemy, dawn doesnt have this, neither does slardar
>>483637949isn't she a robot? why does she need to look lik that?
>>483638093it's called a fetish and you probably have some too
Vladislava Galagan cosplaying dawnbreaker, huge clit included.
>>483638459...hot
>>483638303There is nothing sexual about a waste-product and if you think there is you legitmately have some wires crossed, I won't judge too harshly but it isn't right
>>483637386I was too inexperienced and lazy to bother drawing fabric. Also I redrew that Marci a while ago. I wanna redraw the Dawnbringer but it requires some effort and motivation for a hero I don't really like.
>>483638459bros...
>>483638758Oh I thought you were gone, glad you're not
>>483639034IMPREGNATING BOTH OF AIUSHTHA'S WOMBS!!!
>>483638459>best guy friendthat's a weird way to say boyfriend?
>>483638684yea and some people are into "women" with penises theres all flavors of fucked up in this world and you will never understand unless you are one
>futa out of nowhereuhhhh something you wanna share with /d2g/?
>>483639356A penis has a very sexual connotation, I get it there's "weird" fetishes and then there's WEIRD fetishes, he should be thankful he lies somewhere inbetween, not even going to start on the gaping asshole thing...
>>483603968He's busy putting estrogen into the water by the Ancients, case and point being KotL wearing a tutu in the ringmaster poster, and Anti-Mage being a woman now in every game. Also just a guess but them deciding to help kill Dota off for Deadlock by getting rights to make an ICP arcana for ringmaster is taking longer then expected. Violent J dark carnival ringmaster voice set coming.
I'm glad fuTA is dead
i can't believe tinker had a strong dispel on his shield what the fuck
>>483640704Nevermind I'm blind and not thinking>had
>>483638459is she actually that tall or is the guy actually shorter?
>>483639517I love girl cocks (in 2D)
My dog ass streamer is dropping back below 11k...
>>483625506based /g/entleman i also saved a few good ones
>Valve advertises their recording feature via killing HoodwinkBased
Does skywrath not have a way to earn free armor anymore?
r8 my highscore
>>483625506>>483643767
>glif-wojak-meme-generator
>meme arrows
The new clockwerk cogs are fucking retarded he can drain 100% of your mana in the early game after you bounce like 5 times in the same power cogs cast
>>483645329And how does he get you in his cogs? He just walks towards you. So just walk away lmao
An ogre magi facet called Headache where all his voice lines are 10x louder for the enemy team
A gyrocopter facet where his name is put in the sex offender registry.
>>483648664>not kotlYour ideas are weak, kys
>>483648779They're both old. I'm sure you'll find bot their names in a list somewhere.
>>483648937>botESL...
>>483643858Aw nuts!
>>483649040What in the sperm?
rtz beat margit in under an hourhow long did it take u dotards?
>>483649208Imagine making so many spelling mistakes that you felt you needed to save this gif.
New Ench facet: Truly Untouchable: Enemies cannot select Ench, what do you guys think, it's fresh, it's unique, err they can't see if you have wards, that's about it
>>483649756Could be interesting if they gave her some sort of hard cap on her max HP
>>483649851No they can still right click her they just can't click her and see what items she has, maybe it could blur out other stuff too
>Faceless void in my team>He picks the time zone facetSurely this lose will be my fault
>>483634906cool name
>>483650068Your idea sucks now
>>483650103pick brew and obliterate towers its the only way to salvage it
>>483649756 sex
Give me your hoodwink drawings extra points for fully colored.
>>483650296Ok fine we'll go with the enemies literally cannot target her at all so you better hope you picked heroes that can ground target in the draft, I cannot imagine any possible way this could go wrong
>>483651068Maelstrom and cleave
>>483651210Ah but what are you going to attack off of, some sort of creep from the jungle that is with her? Nonsense
New facetTouchable;)
>>483651550Post the deer tits already
well is it late june yet? act 3 tomorrow with the reset?
>>483652136There isn't anything you haven't seen before
>>483652707Surprise me post rares
>>483652462late june is june 30th 23:59:59:99999999999999 fucking assholejust a beta and FREE GAME
paradox of choice is making me unable to play a hero for more than one game in a row. choose my main and end my suffering. I've narrowed it down>earthshaker>dawnbreaker>kotl>weaver>np>grimstroke
>>483653694weaver op
>lina is in the game>simp over other redheads (one of which is a deer)i will never understand /d2g/s capacity for wrongness
thats a nice 'za
>>483654572lina's voice actress is blondeEnchantress' voice actress is redhead
>>483654572Lina's a bitch and not even a real redhead, just a ginger, hell yes I'm picking the deer (which is not a negative)
>>483656130>>483656212she literally does not have feetSHE HAS HOOVESat least windranger also has feet
so dk's illusions don't apply his orb anymore but incapacitating bite works on broodmother's illusions?wtf
>>483656395>SHE HAS HOOVESi fail to see an issue
>>483656395Yes thank you, Lina doesn't have hooves either, I forgot to mention that
>>483656482dk had his patch now time for others :)
It's not too late to quit this slop and move on to a cerebral game like MTG.
>>483657423rather play fucking wow
>>483614556>>483657423Same idiot
hello valvehello valve its thursday, where is the patchhello valve hello valve
>>483658090hop on deadlock
>mason AND rtz copying grubby's gamesyeah grubby won
>>483659362i don't see them playing terraria
>>483659053I can't, nobody invited me
hopefully he goes back to divine where he belongshttps://www.dotabuff.com/players/178117118
Hiwhere act 3thanks.
>>483659053Add me on Steam.
>>483638758I like your work, I wish you had social media or something to contact you/see the rest of your stuff
>mason scratch and sniffed his balls on stream>no memes like Zyori
>>483661063mason looks like the kind of person who'd do that sort of thing. zyori didn't.
>>483661468>zyori didn't look like the sort of person who would sniff his balls on stream
>>483661468>mason looks like the kind of personA MAN??????!!!?!
>>483661063hes done worse
>>483659362jubei won actually
My wife, PA, should fuck that ghost whore Muerta.
>>483661063mason is basedzyori is a fag
>>483663637I'm better than you at PAThat is all
>>483663637they look like they frot and cum on each others delicious hard cocks
>stop sharing art on reddit>Russians stop reposting it on steam community forumslol
Is there a way to play lone druid that doesn't involve being a complete dead weight to my team after 30 minutes?
>>483665862Only TA has one in that pick.
>>483667248what a bummer... I would have loved to see PAs balls rest on TAs shaft...
>>483667000not really unless you consider cancerous ratting with scepter+bkb+ac a gameplay
>>483667360it's a thigh job too
can you dodge games until you get radiant?
>>483668893or maybe you can only do that in party queue?
did anyone take a picture of rtzs face/eyes while streaming elden ring todayholy shit fucking g r i m
>>483670187whywhat happened
>>483670274dude looks like his soul has left his body is all
>>483670405maybe youre imagining thingsrtz has a hot skinny asian gf and a lot of money (i think)
>>483670598this is a /d2g/ poster we're talking about, all they can do is hate and complain and not talk about anything actually game related
>>483670598>rtz has a hot skinny asian gf and a lot of money (i think)his gf is not hot at all...having an asian clinger is not worth anything brohe has failed...his entire life represents total failure to himself. you cant fix that with trite concerns
>>483670598he's been a dota pro for 10 years and never won ti you can tell this upsets him
>>483671121>he's been a dota pro for 10 years and never won ti*almost anything relevant whatsoever
>Pull creeps>Core shows up to kill my jungle creeps even if they're kobolds worth 6 gold each>Enemy creeps suicide to our tower>Full wave pushes all the way to the enemy tower again, so the enemy farms under their tower
>>483671235only ti is (was) relevant though
>>483671239welcome to 5k mmr
>>483671239>be pos4 and pull>the pos3 walks up and stands in the pull or crosses its path for no reason??? WHY DO THEY DO IT
>Lina's attack range is 670what in the goddamn
ngl pretty easy game.
I finally made it out of low priority, how can I climbed to 3k behavior score from 1k since I cant play ranked? I'm tired of single draft
I really dont get how I am supposed to tackle this game as a new player. Trying to queue for all pick or single draft takes damn near all day and playing turbo just has one team steamroll the other right after first blood.
>>483672607
>>483672997you arent. spend 5000 hours. congrats you arent new anymore. slightly
>>483672997You have to have been playing this game for 10 years a tleast, dota allstars experience preferred. Otherwise, we don't want you. I can direct you to some other games opened to young folks if you'd like.
>>483672997play another game
>>483672997What server?
What are some (Good) unusual support picks/builds?
>>483674009I queue for both EU west and east
>>483672997you have to queue EU West, Russia, or EU East because you're a new account and that's where all the other new accounts playi think US West and US East is dead in unranked, but once you calibrate for a rank, the queue times for US West and US East are pretty quick, like a minute or sojust telling you all this because no one ever told me when i first started playing in 2019so pretty much, you have to play EU or Russia servers for a hundred hours until you calibrate for a rank
weekly rerolls will reset in 9 hours right?man its so hard to get 10 wins a week
>>483672997You (kind of) don'tThis game has a lot of shit you gotta knowHeroes, spells and passives, innate abilities, facets, talent trees, items - and that's just the surfaceI would avoid this game as a new player or not recommend it to new players, not because I hate the game (I still enjoy it time to time), but because the learning process takes a lot of time and can be repelling to someone who just wants to play a mobaBut if you're interested in the game, this game is best played and learned with a group of friends who dont care about wins or losses and just want to meme around
>>483672997Play against bots
>>483674685dont even waste your time doing this. just play in unranked games. you arent going to ruin anyones game as a new playerbots dont teach you anything as they do not respond or fight intelligently
>>483675310This, and bots frequently shit themselves by doing stuff like the entire bot team teleporting mod the moment you cross the river and then fucking back off immediately to their lanes
>>483672997just read what your spells do and then use themthe amount of new/herald retard clips ive seen where they just dont use shit is ridiculousyou can figure out when to best use the spells later
>it's a "game that would've gone fucking great if the two supports swapped lanes but they didn't so it all went to shit" match
Have a Marci doodle.
>>483676558Looks like shit
>>483676558Very cute please make more
>>483676558Kill yourself
>>483676596>>483677998man that's just sad... like I'm at a loss for words that's really just sad
>>483676596>>483677998butthurt brownoids
Wait diffusal blade doesn't kill warlock golems anymore? I thought warlock had a voice line for that
>>483678165ya mama sad
>>483678306Yeah he says>FUCKING NIGGEEEEERRRRSSSS!!but valve removed it
>>483678320Yeah but that's not really the point here
>>483678358lmaothis made me actually lol
>>483672607Still not sure how good aghs isWhen I play against it it's the most obnoxious shit ever, if it's on my team it feels like it does nothing
>>483678358He does look like he posts on /pol/
>>483676558i like it, it has like a cute calvin and hobbes kinda style :)
>>483678165think about it this way anon: at least we know which posters are retards!
>>483678652Who, you?
>>483678652Oh true true, I don't mind some retardation every once in a while, hell it can even be funny but those posts were just sloppy
>>483678682caught another one
>>483672997Turbo's the fuckaround mode basically. So you shouldn't care about win/loss in there too much.You are new, you are going to have to learn the basics from scratch. So stuff like laning, macro timings (laning phase, brooooool phase, endgame phase), every item, and every hero ability, and every hero ability x hero ability interaction combination. It is a lot to take in.My advice would be to just pick some simple looking carry, and then play a couple bot games just to see how shit unfolds at your own pace. People are going to jump down my throat about this but I think being able to just stand in a moving map and exploring on your own time is immensely helpful to start. Pick up some Observer Wards, put them in enemy territory where there are big white markings on "mountains" on the map. Get a feel for how much vision you (and therefore, the enemy team if they put wards there) can see. Once you feel like you know where all the jungle camps, towers, shop locations, and played a couple rounds with the bots, try going back in a game and see if you see things differently.After that, it's looking up videos of people talking about laning phase, camp pull timings, maybe last hitting tips, mechanics, and probably videos of both fails and cool plays.If you're the DPS type, pick a carry, watch some guides on how to do well on them, watch some people playing them competently, and then play like 5-10 games on them until you feel like you understand them when they're good/bad/in-between. Picking up a new MOBA is a lot of homework but you can take it one step at a time. Don't expect to git gud before you finish like 1,000+ games and like 5-10 games on every hero each. I wouldn't recommend going into ranked or caring about that shit until you feel like you're an expert.If you're the support type, well, you're gonna have double the homework lolol but it's productive and useful knowledge IMO so it's worth it if you care about helping the team in ways other than heals
>>483678891*tickles your wiener which causes you to release your grip**runs away*uhauhauahuahah
impregnating hoodwink...
>>483678965That was pretty insightful thanks. It's not like I am a total stranger to mobas I played some HoN many years ago and some League as well. What was just really bugging me is how the queue times just seem crazily long and whenever I do find a match 9/10 times it's against people with over 500+ matches under their belt. Sure it's unranked and all that so that's bound to happen it just feels really weird to me is what I was trying to get at here.
>>483678989...ephey was supposed to be the first to touch this cock.........fuck..........
>>483676558Cute artstyle, would love to see your take on TA
>>483679315do you guys think ephey is a virgin.....
>>483679282Ranked curves are a bell curve. Meaning the quantity of players in the bottom and top ranges are going to super low and minimal. I can't speak much for Valve's matchmaking, but you are probably in a new player pool and there aren't new players queuing non-stop, so after a while, Valve is putting you with low rank shitters who are also waiting for games. Don't worry too much about them.Once you play enough games and Valve decides you aren't a "new player" anymore, you will probably see faster queue times. I saw that you said you were EU so you are probably just suffering from being on a new player account since EU is more dense population-wise than most other regions.If you played HoN, you will probably see a lot of overlap with Dota (since they used to share devs and design concepts) so it shouldn't be too hard on you to pick shit up then.
>>483679624literally who?
>>483679624i know ppl here probably wont believe this is true but there is a substantial contingent of good looking women in their 30s who are virginswomen are just totally different about stuff like that and can be really frigid either naturally or due to life experiences
>>483679934I thought women were like aphids and all born pregnant?
>>483680507whoa, aphids are born pragenate?
damn turbo is full of herald 1 noobs, first time trying this game mode since hon/wc3
that patch...
>>483679681Yeah the whole game isn't a complete mystery to me, sure lots of things have changed and there are some major differences still. I guess I'll just spam more games and get properly calibrated then.
>>483679934>good looking women in their 30s who are virginsno
muerta is a conceptually bad hero whos kit doesn't work in fights against conceptually good heroes like jakiro or axe or whatever
>>483684136Muerta isn't even difficult to counter
>>483684136should've leaned harder into the trickshooter archetype her q and e fit it but her ult is just "right click harder" and her w is just league of legends
seems to me a lot of immortal players dont like truly being in immortal from what i noticed i wonder why is immortal matchmaking that bad seems like the sweet spot to be if your not going pro is divine
I want to be Drow Ranger so BAD!
>>483684479There's too many account buyers in immortal but campo santo thinks buying accounts to play at a rank you don't belong and didn't earn is fine despite buying and selling accounts is against Steam's terms of service.Making a secondary account is allowed but campo santo doesn't care and will ban you if you make a second account to play at a rank you've already beaten and could easily reach again if you intentionally grief your matches to lose mmr for some reason.
>>483584107cant tell you, its a secret
>>483685515Been playing for 5 years and I still don't even know what his skills do
>>483686337Good. Rubicks keep stealing my W and using it at 0 charges.
>>483676558THE marci
>>483685564crazy only was saying it cuz i know some immortals players smurfing in ancient/divine maybe in one of these arcs valves addresses the issues
i went hung over in the bank and they kicked me out, but i sold some cs 2 cases and now i have enough money to renew my goycattlegroid+ and finally play some dota to escape the woes of my hellish life and imminent suicidal thoughts
>Team calls you bad>Lose game>Avoid teammate>Next game >Its against teammate>Beat himIs there a better high?
why don't volvo want to stop win trading
>>483687808are you russian
>>483687934>better highyeah old fashioned, clean as a whistle heroin
where's hotfix for this retard?
Do you even have fun when playing Dota?
>>483689317no, you?
just a few more hours for rerolls to reset then I can feel there's a point to playing the game
I want to try Deadlock too.
>>483689865noits fun for like 15 min maybe but then the enemy has blink silence hex abyssal and i cant just hook them and they die in a dismemberbonus points if they have linkens
>>483690025post your steam then, retard
>>483689880no, I just wondered because you said you were hungover
>>483689865yeah, i think it's fun trying to climb and get better
>>483690025I have no faith in Valve but I have been feeling the itch to play it for no good reason too. Then I look at TF2 and think otherwise.
>want to play 4/5>every game my mid loses lane>not embellishing, i had one of my mids win in 10 games>still going 50% winrate but the games are so hard>begrudgingly pick mid>win lane every game and win 8/10 gameswhy the fuck is this so hard for people i'm just picking lina and spamming spells
>>483690025i cant wait to play it and stomp the valorant and overwatch kiddies
Nothing worse than trying to play some Dota 2 and some whiny white faggot hops on the mic and starts crying.
>>483691218its worse in deadlock, since no one reads the chat in that and people only sperg on micits even worse than half of the base for now are passive-aggressive redditors with meek voices
>>483691218he's probably whining because you're inconsiderate and dogshit at the game, which is much worse than being a whiny faggot
>>483690025I know it's popular to hate on things in here but I don't think the game looks appealing at all
>>483691273I hate reddit faggots>>483691276>I come bot to gank>I ping, I tell them I am going to gank and get ready to initiate>The two whiny white fags in lane are too busy getting into a piss match>I tell them to stop typing and to fucking play>They act like typical entitled white boys and start screaming in their nasally voiceTotal zoomer death when?
when i play Leshrac and i get shroud, shivas, bloodstone, and euls, i feel like i can 1v5 the whole enemy team
>>483691426>mogged mid>rages like a nigger>muted by the game>cries on 4chanYou can't make this onions shit up
>>483691364like aesthetically? cause that's the case for mean upcoming 3rd person shooter by valve sounded neat but the characters look unoriginal and soulless
>>483691693cry about it shit skinned monkey and when you're done rope yourself.
>>483691016What the fuck are you talking about you retard?
miss me dotards?
>>483689865i did for like a week when the patch drop and i just came back after a year of hiatus.i can't force myself to open the game now
>>483691720Yeah I looked at the character roster and thought to myself that I'd wanna play as none of these characters. Besides I'm not looking forward to yet another hero shooter.
>>483690139i thought invites were through email
>>483693124they changed it so you have to be friends with the person you invite
>>483693124>>483693217it was only through emails last month, and you had to wait like 4-5 days for an invitenow its both, you need the guy on your steam friends, but you also get the invite on your email, but its pretty quick now, like a few hours
>win 55% of games>get commended in those games>lost 45% of games>dont want to lose>so vocal and trying to win because it is for mmr>as a result, reported in 45% of games>losing behavior scorethis is so fucking reddit. i am muting everyone from now on and if the team cant direct themselves then they can lose. i will stop trying to help huge ego retards and meme builders. they can stay shit for their entire lives and continue being giftwrapped mmr. fuck this game.
>>483694630Funny, I never got reported for giving people advice. Maybe you should stop acting like a shitstain while doing it?
>>483694731no, i think i will continue to be an asshole to retards that inconvenience me.
>>483695374and that's why I never have chat enabled
>>483695374based
>>483695424because youre a retard?
>>483695496I'm playing Dota so yes but you seem to know a thing or two about retardation
>>483694630if people are consistently reporting you game after game when you lose and try to 'help' you are probably being toxic, or annoying at best
>>483695643yes, i am. because a) toxic is anything that you dont like and b) it's toxic to be mean but its not toxic to waste peoples free time by taking ranked games unseriously
>>483695804>taking ranked games unseriouslyholy shit you really ARE retarded
>>483695804>complain about others>cry when others complain about youWhich way, dotard?
>>483696045if they were complaining about-my item build-my mechanics-my map movementetc, i wouldn't mind at all. thats criticism i can use4. but if your primary complaint is "waaaaaah they weren't nice to me on the internet and got mad when i played cm mid or some retarded shit" then i cannot hear you
>>483696178I didn't know the obnoxious faggot competition started already
>>483696264>waaaah you're obnoxious and GAY!i also dont care come back when you have something important to say
>>483696475Man competition is tough this year. Don't forget about us when you up there with your gold medal.
>>483696178So you're straight up saying you are giving them no advice and just bitch at then and then they report youAnd how that's so unfair and they should stop whining
>>483696559i will continue to not let you get the last reply because i know you care deeply about it
>>483690108case in pointi go like 5-0 in 10 min but the enemy nigger brood is tryharding even though they lost all lanes with his silence every time i dive so instead of being a 15-20 min game its a 35 min game
>>483696686I only care deeply about your well being anon. I hope you are doing good and staying healthy!
>>483696748oh and i got 14 mmr for this game
>>483696830i would feel better if pigs would get out of ranked games if they arent playing to win and go to unranked where they belong
>>483697240It's okay anon, a lot of things may seem unfair and out of your control at times but that is just the little bit of spice that keeps life interesting, if there wasn't any disappointment in life joy wouldn't be nearly as great of a sensation than it is.
Give it to me straight /d2g/. When does act 3 come out?
>>483697789Whenever Gabe wakes up after eating twice his weight in funnel cakes. So in like 6-12 months
>>4836977895 minutes
what does clockwerk do after 18minutes
>>483698013how much ozempic does gabe take
why do snapfire and underlord get ravage as normal abilities
>>483698335hookshot the bkb dude or guy who is channeling a spellcogs (optional) and rub on someone with battery assaultrocket flare to dewardyay
>>483698360One Ozempic every 3 hours.
Throw it or keep it?
>>483696178this is hilariousenjoy your low behavior score
Update, finally queued after paying my goy+ but since in a 3rd worlder the electricity randomly stopped and now i have to play lp, we were losing anyway because i had a russigger juggernaut pos 4 that farmed carry items and the enemy troll was fed so who gives a shitI would 100% kill myself if i didn't have money and a nice pc, I will grind lp now and quite possibly buy 2 grams of cocaine and hire 2 escorts tonight, i already speed ordered octopus risotto and 2 bottles of wine.Money does help
>>483700350nobody cares about your blog
unsubscribe
These invites for the china tournament are bizarre, I wonder if some teams just said no though I do like the idea of Nouns being the NA team now
I am the lowest MMR player here
>>483701468I was looking at that image thinking "what the fuck why are all of them Direct Invite even though they have different logos"
>>483701771mine is 700
>>483701771psg?
>>483701968second lowest
>>483700517you read all of it
pudge is too strong
i like monkey and pudge this patchi love when valve satisfies my leave carry/offlaner to die and roam fantasy
how do you know when the pool has lotuses
>>483703872you look at the pool and see if there are any lotus flowers available they are hard to miss
>>48369013992217027
Why are our drawfags so fucking slow
deadlock isn't real, you are falling for the psyop. nobody would make a game with such a terrible looking ui in this day and age
>>483705374tbf dota characters are often a mess of overcomplicated designs unless you're drawing them without any hats
ephey > nattea > sheever
I'm reinstalling, can I still play the 2014 radiance carries (Siren, Ember, PL?) Is Radiance a buildable item, I heard it was nerfed?Did they fix the stupid bkb tax where every carry has to build it because CC is retardely strong?Did they fix the Blink dagger tax where half the units in the game need it to funtion?
>>483706056one week away still
Sending Deadlock invites to fellow dotards, ill be on for the next hour or two, post steam if you want an invite
>>483705374I wouldn't wanna draw for this thread if I was able to. Makes me appreciate the ones that still stick around even more
>>483670405he has looked like that by a long time newfriend
>>483706504you dont have to be friends for 30 days or whatever?
>>483706748nah, they removed that requirement after they launched the EU servers, invites are almost instant now
>>483706056nattea for casual gamer gfephey for autistic dota gf
>>483706056i miss sheepo...
>>483696748Early kills mean fuck all if they aren't the enemy carry and shutting him down. Ultimately this is a strategy game. You killing some shitty support 5 times means fucking nothing but 300x5 gold, which is the same as staying in a lane for a while or doing ancient camps for a few minutes. Sure that support has fucking nothing but supports have nothing to begin with and it's the carry you care about. This is why it's frustrating to lose after a score lead because your team just killed a bunch of supports a dozen times in a row. Means nothing in the end.
>>483706056Okay I get what a host, an analyst and a caster does but what the fuck is content?
>Pick Spectre>Avoid putting even a single point in dispersion until level 17>Don't get a blademail>I can deal damage instead of being a melee creep that tickles whoever attacks itWhy is it so hard for everyone to play this hero?Is it the torte guides?
>>483707437their cores have 30 deaths brother
>>483707429same
>>48370650492217027
>>483707598Way to miss the point. Early. Kills. Mean. Nothing. FB is just a gold shot to one guy. Even if you suicide died 10 times at level 1 the enemy gets fucking no exp. Timing of the kills matter. 0-15 min kills = mean nothing15-25 min kills = mean something25-45 min kills = means rax or victory45+ kills = winStrategy game. Not a death match game. Russian IQ is holding you back faggot.
>>483706056Sheever will always be my tall, Dutch queen and I will never betray her.
>>483706056Ephey looks like a Israeli Mizrahi...
>>483707641Coomers are so pathetic holy shit.
>>483707972you are so fucking stupidkys
>>483708205Retard expects me to know the ins and outs of his shitty match. Kill yourself. No one cares. Stop treating your flaws as everyone elses.
>>483708174Sheever please, you have to leash those jugs harder than a Puck smurf leashed my 4 allies, think of the viewers
>>483707972So you're trying to say that your horrible laning doesn't matter because your teammates will carry your ass for 45 minutes untill you've farmed 6 items anyway?
>>483708337i literally told you the story of the gamego buy another account why don't ya
psg hurr, noticing thread by thread some people still need deadlock invitesi will invite anyone who adds me to friends (now required)just send me an invite and let me know you want in
>>4837065041196419640
>>483708757>>483708975you have to be steam friends to invite now
>>483706504Fuck it, I want to believe.197785907
>>483708439Yeah, though no idea why you'd project your shitty performance so hard in your reply.
it works
>>483709471no shit the games already dead in alpha btwits like a mix of people going 0-20 and some going 50-0
>>483709584>some going 50-0that was me
>>483709584i played exactly one game and figured its not for me lmaohavent touched it in about two weeks, id rather play dota tbqh
>>483709584who would have thought an uninspired mash mash of other games would be dead in alpha...
>>483709378not inviting weebs
>>483709854i have like 30 or so maybei think it needs a major overhaul gameplay wise
>>483710029its uncompelling, does not feel fun or excitingsuperstar designers do not exist. Well, maybe Hideo...but that's about it
>>483710010I'm not a weeb.
>>483710185but unironically interest in Trashlock
>>483710185I bet all the bombergirl posts I see in these generals are from a single person
>>483708059nattea looks a leather bag
>>483710427I want to play the game and not shape my opinion based on 4chin.>>483710903Yeah, I'm doing too much avatarfagging. I'll stop one day.
>>483711618bruh it's the same fucking hero shooter slop we have been getting for years
>>483711887>hero shooterincorrectbraindead zoomer
>>483711887Yeah, but Gabe N...and Valve...
>decide to watch nightfall replay>he's constantly panning camera into fogwhy are russians like this
wtf is this garbage i cant see whos realö
>>483712176Yeah and it's been years since they released a good game in other words Portal 2.
I think the lina, rubick, and shadow fiend arcanas are the only ones that aren't ugly as fuck
>>483713205the old arcanas until CM are finetechies is when it started going downhillalso I want red akasha to step on me
>>483713120Dota is fun. Maybe the game will be fun too.
>>483713401>cm arcana>fineit genuinely looks like something out of a fucking korean MMO and this effect is multiplied for each immortal you add to iti can't believe i'm saying this but the fucking dog persona was a step in the right direction artstyle wise
>>483713401The Techies Arcana started bad and then retroactively became the worst Arcana in the game when they got rid of nearly all of its features.
Act 3 today
>>483713684ok bro, enjoy your low poly base skin then lol
>>483713582I envy your optimism
>you have to pay for high res modelsWhat is this bs.
>>483714484We gonna make it, buddy. There's always a new day.
>>483715221Oh this isn't about being depressed or the fear of never going to make it, I genuinely envy your optimism for modern gaming.
>low mmr carry player picks spectre>has the least gold apart from pos 5>losewow so this is the power of immortal draft
>>483715382I also think like you. I'm too tired to not bet on the right horses. But it's always good to try something new or at least see if anything has changed. The world is always changing. It's hard to believe that things are still the same.
Why is Gorgc such a tilter?
>>483716271Because it's fun. Look how crazy his chat gets with his tilts
>live deadlock games to be watched>can't play myselfwhat the fuck
>>483716524based amerishart retardswitch the servers to EU
>clockwork presses w on you>he attacks one (1) cog and you pinball around until you fucking dieepic heronot to mention they also have venge dark seer and earth spirit
white people in NA servers play worse than peruvians 99% of the time
How the fuck.do I climb out of the 6k MMR trench?
https://files.catbox.moe/g5bd9g.png
Act 3? Ringmaster? True sight? More cardio bunny arcanas?
>>483718756I love this nigga so much
>>483718756good post
I forgot they made dark seer universalhe gets 56 damage and 20 attack speed from a heart lol
>Think WD with the FREE Radiance is cancer>Try self wards venomancer against a double melee lane.fw
>>483719196voodoo facet wasnt even strong before it was nerfed.
>>483719194then he dies to literally anything due to being a stick with legs.
>>483719383based retard
>>483719356It's still strong, I've been using it to split push under smoke.Though now, trying to manfight with it at level 1 will get you killed even harder than before the """"nerf"""".
>>483714376i just use the dog
me playing mid
>>483720778That's illegal in most states, Anon.
>>483720936listen here you little shit
Dota was better when I was still able to cliff farm to bangers like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IjkRGJrUZI
>>483721450pick veno and take the ward facetyou'll farm faster than your mid
>>483720936It's okay she can consent, if she didn't she'd frost bite your dick off.
>>483721618>pick veno and grief
>>483721618>just steal your carry's farm bro
>>483721962
>>483721962you jungle u fucking idiotyou're taking all the unused farm while your carry gets free levels in lane
>>483721450Holy shit Russian language sounds like such utter shit. They always sound like they are in perpetual reverb with the pitch turned up. Utterly fucking feminine language and when you remember these faggots fuck each other in the army as initiation ritual it all makes sense. What a country of flaming faggots who hate themselves.
>>483722273You only getting that now? The entire country screams small dick energy...
>>483722273>Utterly fucking feminine languageTrue, Russian women sound hot
>>483722273hearing russian language just digsusts me, fucking ugly language and ugly alphabetportuguese somehow makes me create more saliva to the point where i either spit every 5sec or choke, another fucking disgusting one, no other makes me feel anythinggod i fucking have brazillians and russians
>>483722273getting this assblasted over something as inconsequential as a fucking langauge, what kind of retar- ohhh wait this is a /d2g/ poster, nevermind
>teammate picks slark>loseeveryfuckingtime
>>483724485>teammate picks Slark>gets blown up by all the aoe magic damage on outskirts of the fight
>Win early game so hard in all lanes teammates develop brain damage through the game and start throwing it>Get blamed as well because i didn't develop brain damage and decided to feed as well>Lose at the endevery fucking time man
>>483724485Slark needs buffs
>>483726580All the nigger fish heroes should be removed>slark is either shit or busted>slardar is either shit or busted>tide is gay because lmao free dispels>le fish lady of pressing R and leaving
>>483726445I swear Ctrl+Ping doesn't work. No matter how much you tell them you're not near them or that they're out of position, my team doesn't listen.I love this game but I hate the players
>me the axe>mvp goes to the fucking sniperlmfao what the fuck
>>483727808Show damage done
>>483727901Me 42kSniper 36k
surely it's act 3 tonight
>>483728038CAPTURE and dont edit it
>>483728097Why? You're trying to fucking pin point who I am. I'm cutting my name out for a reason bro. You're one of those schizo's my dad's creepy uncle warned me about.
>>483728097https://www.opendota.com/matches/7817899099
>>483728194You already gave all 10 heroes and all total networth of the game, if anyone wanted to track you they already have all the necessary info for it
>>483728616that's true as anon demonstratedadd me and lets play some dotard bros
>>483727808>>483727901Deaths and winstreaks are important for the MVP. Just having fewer deaths is considered better for the MVP metric, even if you have a higher KDA than him.
>>483727808MVP depends getting the gimmicky achievement things that each hero hasIts almost impossible to get it on some heroes and easy as fuck on others (like Sniper) (like get a kill with Assassinate or something)
>>483729632*Killstreaks
They haven't they rolled back the free PMS for melee heroes???? there is literally no reason for it to exist because they have like 2k hp by min 10.Same with Zeus, if you are going to give him a free fucking forcestaff remove his ability to deward entirely.fucking nigger campo santo.
>>483725207mageslayer vanguard slark will be the new offlane meta
>>483728698>adding someoen from 4chani hope you guys don't do that
>>483730408What a pitiful individual
I think this game has way more smurfs than most people realize
Our queen is streaming
>>483730408i'm perpetually offline and quite literally do not have friends so i never check any of the social featuresthis literally can't affect me
>>483731061singsing really let himself go
Ringmaster tonight
>>483731061>14 viewersayylmao
>>483731061thanks the chinkest chink i've seenwhat happened to her eyes
>>483731061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0WQOGVLLGw
Ugh this is going to take me at least 150 games, if not more. Now I remember why I never finished.The entire enemy team bought Blademails against me too so I'm guessing they're not going to make this easy for me in general. Sucks. Thank god I don't need wins to get the stats to count though (I think).Don't know how I'm going to finish the cavern crawl stuff while I'm doing this too.
>>483731163>>483731440>>483731529you incels would need to be incredibly lucky to get a girl half as good looking as her lol
>>483732214wouldn't you rather interact with your 14 viewers mox?
>>483731343>act 3>releasing this month
Late June = June 31 :^)
Late June = June 79th
>>483732409late June.... 2025.
>late june
I don't know why you're all crying now, wait another 6 hours or so when it would normally be released
>>483733858it's not like it's gonna release in 6 hours either
>be American>play on Eu West for a change>two Russians keep talking in Russian on their mics>someone says "English please">one of them says, "Ohh, English... Wasup my nigas, wasup nigas">they go back to talking in Russian
>>483734513wassup nigga
>>483734513Yep russians are based
>>483734513i just played with at least 2 unnumbered britsthey were so fucking bad
okay ive added warlock into the dota voice mashup script im doinginstead of summoning golems he summons black people to do his bidding lol
>>483734513russians are niggers; what's new
>>483734705use the monkey golems in the video
>>483734662No wonder they were brits, besides all Brits play fucking League anyways
mason?
>>483734452I could see it happening, it's not like they have to have a patch with it this time, I can also see it not happening, it's just too early to start complaining already
>>483735071>it's not like they have to have a patch with it this timeummm bro your ringmaster??? your bird samurai????
>>483735345dare?
>>483735345those are being added to deadlock instead sorry
Let's grub 'n roll.
Which hero do I play to impress terminally online femboys to say hi to me
Let's rock 'n grub
>>483735463>they delayed the act again for no reason>when they've been teasing the damn bird for the entire act and ringmaster is supposed to come out this month (allegedly)that seems even less belivable, every act has had something to stand out so far. first one the new cavern crawl, next one the patch. it'd make sense that this one is new heroes and the next is the finale.
also i made this really funny plot point i hope im able to get the voices done for it, basically lich is gay for skeletons but straight for flesh people, so he fucks both clinkz and CM in the script
>>483730408why can't you just tell him bro...
Am I misremembering or did Dota 2 not used to have mana bar on opponent characters? You used to have to click on their character and manually check their mana right?
>>483730408psg herethat was me i made all those groups
>>483736150Yes. that was and has always been the case.Its literally casualizing the game even further.and a stealth buff to anti mage.
>>483735789The bird is going with Venge to Icewrack I believe though I'm still not sure if his icon is actually for a hero and not part of some dumb minigame or something, he also doesn't look much like a hero but maybe something happens at the end of the act
>>483735789>>483736534Bird samurai will either be an event only thing, or a juggernaut persona. (which makes no sense really)
>>483736150they changed it in 7.36 so that you can see everyone's mana barI'm not sure how I feel about it, desu
Anyone watching the CCT Dota Series? I'm taking a shot every time they pause the game. It's getting better and better.
i miss grubbie
>>483730408jesus
>>483736150........how long until they have a little 3x2 grid showing all a player's items in miniature icon form over every hero guys......?
>>483731163chuckled out loud heartily
>>483736859it's so strange because he seems like a half decent guy, but I don't understand his appeal at all.
feels so good bein a grubhaterchad
>>483736859maybe if you make a paint chart showing how much you love him, he'll come back
>need agility tokens>pick agi hero>lose>pick BROOL meta or some cuckport>win
>>483736859>go on twitch>see grubby on the followed channels sidebar playing other games
>>483734513>things that happened in anons head (russian)
>>483738505>>483738505
>>483736652Jugg has enough stuff already and I doubt they've been working on anything as it took them forever for the Venge and Sky stuff, plus he has no connection to the bird guy, he just showed up in act 1. If Ringmaster had been released by now I'd say Act 3 would be a teaser for the new hero but I can't see them trying to announce something while he's still not out, guess we'll have to wait and see
