>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-112>skibidi updatehttps://www.eldenring.jp/newsdetail/news_detail_240626_1.html>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Previous>>483562318
>item in really well hidden area>protected by multiple mobs and special enemies>surely this is gonna be a cool weapon or useful spe->smithing stoneexploring the dlc is a waste of time
lol
>>483572225Memehacki.
>>483572284you just described the base game
>>483571494Remember Monastery Scimitar + Backstep Parries with Gower's/Turtle/Jester so they couldn't even be backstabbed? Good times.
CUUUUUUURSE YOUUUUU...BAAAAAYLE!
>>483572341Fia's ending is a literal cuckold ending, faggot. It's literally>My wife's son
PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME THIS GUY DOES ACTUALLY DROP THE FIRE KNIGHT GLOVES, I'VE BEEN HERE AT LEAST AN HOUR AND GOT EVERYTHING ELSE FROM HIM.
copying asmongolds build
>eceleb shitstop
>>483572423>Let me sol-ACK
ranni's feet in my mouth
Why do Elden Zoomers get so mad when you compare Elden Roll to older Roll Software games?
>>483572341>the world is shit so I give up, burn everything to the groundis a midwit opinion btw
https://youtu.be/R-riJ4dnHVI?si=oMKalUwDtrgmoBFU>the dlc bosses are too ha-
>>483562538Don't forget no ultrawide resolution support.And no UI support for interface buttons other than Xbox controller on PC (despite them existing on the PS).FROM are completely detached from reality when it comes to certain technicalities.
>>483572456>kid made with your soulHe's your son
good morning erg!!!
>>483572515>Elden RollThe game is Elden Greatshield
>>483572492>Let me solo her looking at how difficult the DLC bosses are and how retarded the hosts are and realizing he's not co-oping shit>>483572512Tits too big, but I will save it regardless.
I know Assmangay beat the game in the cheesiest most pathetic way possible, but it's fine because i still get to watch the VODs where he died over and over and over again even with the most broken shit imaginable. thank you miyazaki you are truly the GOAT.i dont even feel bad that he won. he's really just that bad. like he honest to god needed all of that because even with it he still got his ass kicked repeatedly, and was raging and grumpy for almost his whole playthrough.
>you made a build that is actually well made?>you didn't beat the game.
what's a fun dex/faith weapon?I wanna coop with randos and buff em without putting too much into end
>>483572515because it's their first soulslike and they don't like being told they're mildly competent at the easiest game in the series
>>483572491gatekeep these balls in your mouth weeb
>>483572284I genuinely don't understand the idea of filling the DLC's loot with goddamn low level smithing stones. I cleared a huge, structured mob encounter leading up to a hill overlooking the area, looted the body there and you know what I got? 6x Smithing Stone [1]s. Who's idea was this? What the actual fuck.I can buy every tier of smithing stones and have like 14 million unspent runes just because there's nothing to use them on. I don't need to pick up fucking Smithing Stone [1]
>>483572469I got this off of some random Fire Knight in Specimen Storehouse. Maybe try there?
>>483572469is it the one right in front of the elevator to the giant library?if so yes, he drops all the gear and the sword
>>483572671You get the serpent flail really early in the dlc and it's really simple and fun.
>>483572529Despair is the actual high IQ ending.
>>483572298It did though. It expanded upon almost every aspect of the base game.
>>483572706there are also a lot of higher level ones but yeah some of the loot is just bizarre
I FUCKING HATE THE FIRE KNIGHT ON THE RAFTERSSTOP FUCKING SPAMMING WRATH FROM AFAR AND FIREBALLS EVERY FUCKING SECOND YOU TURBONIGGER
>>483572515>/v/edditor still spouting the rollslop narrative when greatshields are the actual baby modelol lmao
>thought Ghostflame Dragon was a bitch on his own>starts spamming skeletonswhat the actual fuck, man?
>No Majula type areaAHHHHHHHH
They couldn't have slapped some grime on the Tree Sentinels and called them Scadutree Sentinels? They couldn't have made a few changes to the Fallingstar Beast to make it seem like a new stage in its life cycle? They couldn't have made new marionettes or at least changed their appearance a little?
>>483572590Idiot. Thine smelly tarnished ass could never bring forth a mending rune of any sort. It is clearly Godwyn's. Partaking in cuckoldry has clearly tolled upon the aptitude of your mental faculties, idiot. Verification not required.
>>483572706what exactly did you want? arteria leaves? thin beast bones? cumguzzler's cookbook [69]? it's not like the main game is bristling with exciting weapons and armor everywhere. it's the same bullshit. they made a huge open world area but kept the same amount of weapons and armor, and refused to place duplicates.
>>483572825>he didn't find the shaman village
>>483572341
>>483572781>spell parry>cannon/gravity to knock it off>stealth and rush it>just rollreally not that bad
>>483572757if I can find the opinion on reddit, then it's not
>>483572767Except the specific one i wanted :(
>>483572515Because Dark Roulls 1, 2 and 3 had no free "get out of boss fight" card akin to Mimic Tear.
>>483572883Now THIS is a chart I support
>>483572656this actually makes me happy
Absolute kino
>>483572767here's your expanded lore bro
>>483572656you should feel bad he won
I'm glad the dlc killed the "DUDE YOUR TARNISHED IS TAKEN OVER IN THE FRENZIED FLAME ENDING" allegations
>>483572114>The other is a tranny obsessed with wanting a uterus so he has no where to hide and copemiyazaki really shit on leftists with this DLC>miquella is an evil schizo>chud radahn did nothing wrong>Marika's genocide was justified
>>483572656It's more disappointing than anything honestly. DSP would probably beat the DLC without cheating at this point, in several years
>>483572825there literally is
>>483572883basedI love my wife ranni
STILL trying to figure out what hit me here.>>483572716>>483572740Thank you.
>>483572871how do you enter the shaman village?
Is this a lab for experimentation, or did Messmer's army perfumers try to help or ease the suffering of the jar innards? Looks like a makeshift sick bay.
you ARE gonna be doing a wonder woman cosplay run, right, anon?
>>483570598>their guys writing netcode can barely make pvp workI mean when you're playing with someone who is actually on the same continent as you the multiplayer feels fine. It's a night-and-day difference when once in a blue moon I connect to another Australian. Spacing actually becomes viable, I can punish rollspam with a well-timed catch, I can run up to interrupt someone's attack instead of trading every time, or have my hit register before someone chugging in my face can get the heal off and kill them, you get it. The netcode is serviceable; what the game needs is a proper region lock that isn't just "Nippon" and "everyone else" or a ping filter.
>>483572410BAYLE YOU BLOODY BASTARD!!!DO NOT REDEEEEEEMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
>>483572883>metyrslave maskNo thanks.
>>483572781anor londo nrg
>throw furnace pot at unlit golem: 68k damage>throw furnace pot at lit golem: 500 damageDoes Miyazaki honestly expect us to kill them by stagger+crits?Was that note near the shadow keep only meant for us to know how to light up the unlit ones?
>>483572937can you get the dagger thing he dual wields with though?
>>483573021i'm straight
asmon solved the shit out of this game
>>483572937coolest boss they've ever made
>>483572530>
>>483572512>not even a portrait of her original body in the DLC in Rellana's castle or somethingMiyazaki must have the only concept art of her in his personal collection, only he gets to see his waifu. Almost certainly shows her bare feet as well knowing him
>>483573021Was honestly gonna do a quality Captain America cosplay with the throwing shield and the dryleaf arts
>>4835728472 years wasn't enough please understand>Frenzy forest is a novel idea but it's basically empty>Both finger valleys are completely fucking empty even though they take like 10% of the map>Aside from the spectacle the climb towards Bayle just has 2 recycled bosses and long stretches of nothingness (You can also summon and taunt there even though you need spiritsprings to advance???)
>>483572937>NOOOO YOU CAN'T LIKE MIDRA, HE'S TOO EASY
>>483572586It doesn't make sense because they rewrote the entire fucking thing since Miyazaki is a hack.You have a bunch of moments in the base game where Miquella is guiding you. He offers you Torrent, he's allied with Melina who helps burn the Erdtree, spirit candles guide you, etc. He's the ultimate groomer, unironically.Rogier mentions you're kind and people want to trust you. You have a bunch of friends. You're stronger than Radahn will ever be, and is actually kind. Unironically, the people you kill are all losers and it is justified.It's all discarded to put Radahn as a "YOOO YOU FIGHT RADAHN IN HIS PRIME, THE DLC IS GOATED!", which is why it feels retarded.>>483572760>and I don't recall anything indicating he abandoned Malenia.Finlay carrying an almost dead Malenia to the Haligtree, only to us to know Miquella was actually present during that time makes it clear. He also left, letting her rot without a new needle or recovering her lost one.
>>483572956The fact they didn't even bother to give different descriptions to the other armor pieces
marika's tits
>>483572937qt, when he faces us, the TRUE LORD OF FRENZY
>>483572998he started an offhand dagger attack i believe.
>>483572870Arteria Leaves are at very least an extremely limited material used to make valuable stuff (like uplifting perfumes)I would take that any day over redundant smithing stones I could just buy.
>>483573018Reread what you just posted and consider why the genocider is caring abominations?
What a journey.
>>483572767The only thing that got expanded was Miquella's asshole while having half-brother gay incest sex with Radahn. You rike?
>>483572937>Boss that isn't ballbustingly difficult is the best in the DLC>Worst boss is the hardest oneFromniggers will let this lesson fly right over their heads.
>>483572716>>483572740MINE QUEST HATH ENDED
>>483573000grab the gesture from bonny village then perform it at the statue next to the back gate site of grace.
i'm wondering if trina took on the bad aspects of miquella when she was in the shadow lands, as it instead of sedation we get in the lands between, she started making forever sleep put your dog down at the vet juice.
>>483572530>greatshield with cross naginataXe did not beat the game.
Anon wasn’t wrong holy shit‘ Zoroastrianism has been said to have a "hatred of male anal intercourse" that is reflected in at least one mythological tale. When Ahriman, the "Spirit of Aridity and Death" and "Lord of Lies", sought to destroy the world, he engaged in self-sodomy. That caused an "explosion of evil power" and resulted in the birth of a host of evil minions. ‘
>>483573145It's fucking hilarious how many bullgoat monsters I have seen as white phantoms, fashion is fucking dead
>>483572956Wait so the Shattering and the war fought between Malenia and Radahn was literally just a ploy for Miquella to marry Radahn?
>>483572956>Malenia is a literal cuckquean>>fought an unwilling man (and his horse) to the death, lost anyways and nuked a continent of innocents, so her little hypnobrother could get fucked in the ass by ChadahnWould have loved to have seen the absolute fucking meltdown by all those obnoxious Maleniafags all these years
this feels much harder on a dexterity character than strength
>>483573334aye thank
>>4835730703 furnace pots in the head of a lit golem will overheat and instakill it, you must have missed
>>483573242Because the jar innards are not hornsent. The jar shit is the hornsent's doing.
>>483573070There are a few armoured wickermen whose feet you can't slap. Instead you find nearby highground and chuck 3x furnace pots into their basket to instakill them.How many unlit ones are there? I only found the one, down in the ruins below Shadow Keep
remember how in dark souls 2 youd have weapons within the same class have totally different movesetscrazy how they lost the technology to do that
>>483573283weebs whole life is a cope
>>483573352havel 2021
>>483573234>>483572998They have a dash that instantly deals damage in front of them when they use it. Even the dagger doesn't hit that fast, so i'm guessing he attempted to dash.
>>483572871needed a site of grace so you can go there for the kino easily
>>483572706>I genuinely don't understand the idea of filling the DLC's loot with goddamn low level smithing stones.Half of the design choices in the dlc are pretty obvious responses to criticism received by the base game.Miyazaki got slammed for the genuinely atrocious itemization of smithing stones, so he just dumped a few billions of them around the dlc.
>>483573165spectacle areas like the mountain and finger ruins are cool.
>>483572847>Why is the most Erdtree aligned area of the map, growing a new Erdtree in a tucked away country bumpkin flower girl village, guarded by Erdtree Sentinels and not Scadutree Sentinels?What a fucking mystery
>>483572937My favorite part about the Midra fight is when they start playing the merchant song in the middle of his theme https://youtu.be/SHwLbyDlqG0?t=220
>>483572998>STILL trying to figure out what hit me here.It was me.I hit you.
>>483573469DS2 was too based
>>483572530>not wall-cheesing from that cornerhe didn't beat the boss
Can somebody post a scadutree fragments scaling? Pleas.
>>483573491gay>>483573520if normal stones were also 1 per upgrade tier they wouldn't have this stupid fuckin problem
sellen's feet in my mouth
Apparently the Miquella cutscene we saw at the end of the first trailer is still named in the code as 22000030, but the cutscene itself isn't there.
>>483573469whatcompare lordsworn's greatsword with the knight greatsword
>>483573520someone forgot to told him about the bell bearings i guess
>>483572917>Dark Roulls 1, 2 and 3 had no free "get out of boss fight" cardevery single game has had an easymode cheese build
>>483573607what language is this?
>>483572847idiot
>>483573469I only remember one weapon like that, the hollowslayer greatsword. Almost every other weapon in dark souls 2 didn't even have a unique R2. Unless the DLC's added more unique movesets, cause I didn't play those since the base game was so shit.
>>483573283>"WTF THIS BOSS JUST ATTACKS CONSTANTLY WHERE ARE THE OPENINGS FOR COUNTERATTACK?! THIS IS BULLSHIT WTF HE JUST ATTACKS AND ATTACKS AND ATTACKS IT NEVER ENDS WHEN DO I GET A TURN?!?!?!?!?!?">"hey bro you know you can summon spirits to help you right? like half the rewards in the game are specifically for this purpose.">"NO WAY I CANT THAT'S CHEATING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"i don't get it. literally the reason why you're getting hit by 20-hit strings that never end is because you're supposed to be ganking these fuckers. literally how the game was designed, LITERALLY. if you're doing a challenge run then fine, just admit it's a challenge run, not "the way it was meant to be played". they didn't put so much in the game that interacts with spirit summons for you to literally ignore all of them, that makes no fucking sense but no anons ever mention this point, it's insane.
>>483573139nah he had it solved for him
>>483572225>Fight the Death Knight for the first time>cool fucking cape effect>find his armor on a random cave>cave is just teared up clothWhy the FUCK is it like this
>>483573202>"YOOO YOU FIGHT RADAHN IN HIS PRIME, THE DLC IS GOATED!"what's funny is that radahn was barely a fucking character in the base gamejust a strong guy you fight but now he's the hecking final boss shit sucks
>>483573547God DAMN. That's some good shit.
>>483572965Man, its almost like you didn't read his remembrance or his sword's description that he was fucking weak and unfit to be a frenzied lord and the stick in his head basically kept his ass in check until he gave in to try and kill you.
>>483573607Where was it supposed to play?
Which one of these is the best for staggering?
>>483573763the hammer, the second swing is quite fast
>>483573639You reminded me of how teenage me booted up DaS1, fucked around like an idiot for an hour and then got a Black Knight Sword off the first Black Knight in the burg.I think if I never got that weapon, i'd have a far different opinion of souls games today.
>>483573607>22000030So...it would've taken place in the Stone Coffin Fissure? That's weird
>Fought against Radahn and wonMorgott but in forma de DLC would be such a cool fight.>>483573721His horse is called Leonard, btw. He loves his horse. And he loved this cat in Raya Lucaria. He's so fucking kind. That's why he loves war and tried to do a coup in Leyndell. What an amazing plot.>>483573607HAHAHAHA I LOVE CUT CONTENT I LOVE MIYAZAKI I LOVE FROMSOFTWARE>>483572610Good morning, ryaposter.
>>483573758My wife is not fat.>not even a cracked jarSoulless
>>483573704The problem is that summon makes it too easy.There is no middle difficulty between getting spammed with combo or letting the summon do all the work. Essentially, there is only very easy mode and hard mode.
>>483573283I see you browse Funnyjunk as well, well reposted, my friend.
I heard people talking about Morogtt beating Radahn and I must ask why is Radahn so tiny? Like he is around the same size as the dudes standing next to him and Morgott. Though will say other than this image any info on this fight is nonexistent. Do we get anymore context on that battle or do just have this image of Margit jumping mini Radahn?
>>483573639i think the immortal question is "but are you an asshole for using that easymode cheese build, though?"
>>483573909this desu
>>483573704>picrelwhat show so I can avoid it completely
>>483573529It's in an area called Scaduview, slapnuts.
>>483573763gavel
>>483573283Funnyjunk fucking TRUTHNUKE... /erg/ won't admit to this.
>>483573431>you must have missedI could not have missed because I even tried tripping the big nigger and threw them right in the middle of the basket when it was grounded.The unlit golem in ulte (?) took 68k damage, the walking golem in after the south western falls took fuck all.>>483573462>There are a few armoured wickermen whose feet you can't slap.Haven't found any of those yet. Probably only works with the armored ones then.
>>483573402Yeah I agree, the fact that 90% of all the fucking enemies never stagger or have poise set to fucking max makes hitting them more than 2 times in a row impossible.
>>483573202Half of Miquella is a dream god, are we sure he didn't show up in spirit or dream form to heal Freyja or something?
>>483573639Not to the extent of Mimic Tear. It's really just a tremendous difference in scale.
>>483573981Dr. Who iirc. you know, the one with the gay black guy and the trans music "thing".
>>483573607YOU RIKE? VERY NICE ONLY 40 DORRA
>>483573674But enough about you.
Is there any reason to take strength past 66 if you're primarily two handing your weapon?Does it still affect fire affinity?
>>483573985no it isn't, it's called the hinterlands
>>483573607Rewrite deniers on fucking suicide watch right nowMiquella is supposed to be for (you)
Why are waterfalls destroying my framerate? Areas like Castle Ensis and the Ruins of Rauh will just go down to 45 fps for no reason, despite me having a 3060TI and a Ryzen 7 5800, which should be enough to run the game at a stable 60?
>>483573139>solved the shit out of this gameUsing the sekiro tear and a colossal solves the game just fine, but isn't he a parry hater? What did he do
>>483573985Retard, it's called the Hinterlands, do you not fucking read your map?
>Yeah we made a bunch of unique brand-new content but we decided at the last minute to cut it so we could replace it with copy-pasted content instead.Why is From Software like this?
>>483573942The scales of bosses in-game are exaggerated to make it feel fantastical. In real life Morgott and Radahn are that size, not much bigger than normal soldiers.
>>483572974>DSP would probably beat the DLC without cheating at this pointHe already summoned Igor for Bayle and his chat has been telling him what to respec intoIgor managed to get 3 extra staggers for a total of 4 on Bayle, crazyOn the other hand he got destroyed by Divine beast and SenesaxxHe skipped Senesaxx because he couldn't beat him at all
>>483574191if you're worried about skill or fire damage go to 80, otherwise 66 is fine
>try one-handed swords, estoc, rapier, basically my favs from DkS>pissing, crying and shitting whole game>feels like I'm spectator in somebody else fun>every enemy spams cool moves for 30 minutes, while I keep doing >chip damage in 0.5 sec window they graciously grant me to attack>swap to Ultra weapons>everything just get staggerlocked>dies in 2 hitsez game
>>483574141Ahh, good to know.I don't actually hate black people but I won't stand for this bullshit revisionist insertions solely for "muh diversity."500 years from now people will think the Romans were black.
>miquella's charm is broken but my love for him remains real and pure>hmmm my love is so real I think I'm going to start killing these fucking fakers>I'll the with the hornsent, or horner as I like to call his "people">you know of their unstable temperaments and inclination for betrayaljesus christ
>>483571885>actual merger of the deities in question happens, which happens surprisingly rarely, probably because both are so important.It happened a lot, in-fact. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SyncretismIt’s how Hermeticism—the biggest, most wizardly esoteric tradition of all—started, and even lead to the rise in empyricism.
i blocked all of the last boss attacks lol
>>483573607There's no evidence that this is the Miquella cutscene by the way, if anything it's most likely related to St. Trina considering the location is the Stone Coffin Fissure.
>>483574313So two handing only affects physical scaling? Not fire?
>>483574329She should've breedraped miquella
>>483573689Hollowslayer was a DaS3 weapon you philistine shitpipe.
>>483574236>>483574296Concession accepted.
>>483573607What is the point of rewriting and cutting everything a few weeks before release? I legitimately don't understand.
>>483574329>hornerOmen is the canonical slur for the Hornsent
>>483574329>help hornsent instead of her>after Messmer is killed he doesn't know what to do anymore>he fucking betrays youYou should've listened.
>>483574329deranged bitch
holy fuck I didn't know they nerfed this thing. it's useless now, damn.
What are some streamers that are worthy of at least some genuine respect as players?Charlie is surprisingly based by refusing to play with anything else than his fists, I guess his only sin is >bleedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq9ss8lkHhE
Midra was such a cool boss, my only complaint is his grab attack comes out too fast
>>483574349Don’t bring that over. The moon is female and the sun is male, deal with it. Outliers are outliers.
>>483574084If he could show up as a spirit to suck people's wounds he could've done the same for Malenia. This entire plot line makes no fucking sense and I fucking hate it.>Mmmmm, Miquella WANTED to be kidnapped by Mohg! That's why he's in the middle of fucking nowhere on the underground while also wanting to be found! He's a genius!
this DLC could have been perfect if the last boss was another gael
>>483574349Not directly related but the Romans did this shit all the fucking time by bastardizing the Greek gods and their planetary dieties
>americans wake up>all threads are now half comprised of e-celeb talk
>>483574191elden ring does not limit virtual stats to 99if you have 99 strength you have 148 when two-handing
>>483574329She wasn't fucking wrong. Pretty sσy we're forced to side against her.
>>483574462And it was a direct copy of a dark souls 2 weapon that I can't remember the name of.
you can block all of the last boss attacks all of them
>>483574491>Help Leda kill Hornsent>Realized I fucked up and she's evil & crazy after telling me Ansbach needs to die>Think I fucked up hard, got my horny nigga killed>Reach the Shaman Village>All sympathy and regret dies out immediately>Thank the fucking stars I executed that bitch myselfFuck the Hornsent.
>NOOOOOOO THE DLC DIDN'T GET REWRITTEN! IT'S A MERE COINCIDENCE THAT PUTRESCENT KNIGHT IS NAMED GLOAM EYED QUEEN KNIGHT IN THE GAME FILES!!!
>>483574470>Get told you're wrong>N-n-nouRetard
>>483574470
>help Hornscent against Lead>Steal his purpose by killing Messmer without summoning himYou're getting helped and you're gonna like it
Can we petition the Japanese government to install Executive Commissars in Fromsoft, with the job of executing Miyazaki if he dares propose a rewrite ever again?
>>483574651Mirrah Greatsword
>>483574728>>483574732Loreshit doesn't justify lazy asset reuse I'm afraid.
>beat dlc>help people via co op>the bosses are still just as fucking trash to fight no matter what build i trythis is extremely disappointing
>>483574524They also nerfed Terra Magica, FFFFF-I am fucking angry at how much Mike Zaki hates casters. He is fucking terrified of making proper wizard bosses too.Ymir is supposed to be Rennala and her sister’s superior and yet he is no stronger than Gideon, fuck me.I think Miyazaki just loves dual sword swinging battlemages way too fucking much.This is your reminder that Master Willem was even supposed to be a big ass eye summoning boss in Bloodborne. Had a bunch of disturbing spell incantations and even levitated his rocking chair and shit.The video is on YouTube.
I beat Rellana by resorting to just respecing to up my poise and defense and just trading hits where I could.I would just get clipped because her sword hitboxes covered so much ground.
Does the DLC change or add anything to the base game? or is it completely isolated in the new zone?
>>483574434not sure
>>483574672Huh? What's special about the shaman village?
Anyone know where to get the cool incantations/ashes of war the black knights and crucible knights had? One of them had a frog tongue attack to pull you closer and another had one where they grow lion's legs and start bouncing around but I haven't been able to find any of them.
>>483574576Oh I see. They removed EQUIPMENT's ability to take you over 99. Not two handings
>>483573638Funny you mention those, because the bell bearing in the pots give you exactly the kind of material people complained about being unable to buy.But buying shit doesn't count as itemization, so it's a trash point to make. Fact is basegame drowns you in sombers, while you barely get enough normals to upgrade one weapon.Even if you insisted in mentioning bell bearings, you only get normal 3 and 4 in the endgame, much too late.
>>48357452415 to 10 seconds really isnt that bad
>>483574524i don't see any patch notes saying this was touched. where are you getting this info? what was changed?
>>483574820trying to co op in this dlc is asking to get fucked in the ass. your stats scale to the host's scoobydoos, and none of those retards fucking collect them. try to help with radahn? too bad, your host has 4 scoobies. you deal 1 digit of damage and die six times over the moment you get grazed.
>>483573870>Fought against Radahn and wonwhere's the proof? Only explanation is him doing a surprise gank somewhere with his illusion form. Margit would be more respected if he somehow beat Radahn, everybody would talk about him on the same level as Radahn and Malenia
Are the hosts I'm helping with my lightning and frenzyflame fumes beating the game?
>>483574816
>>483574827They had to fix the Comet Azur cheese somehow.
>>483575031this is also part of the problem. i don't know why the fuck we can't retain our own skiddypopop scaling. if someone's summoning, chances are, they wanted an easier fight to begin with
>>483574552Yep. Humans eventually realize that godly ideas and divine concepts transcend the gods themselves. Stories are meta. Everything meets.
with a little more testing, I can confirm that, at least with the DMGS, the second hit in the one handed chain is bugged and is doing much less damage than it's supposed to>first hit did 499 damage>second hit should have done slightly more than 500>only did 301 insteadI have replicated this on many other enemies (aware) and it's the same every time. Doesn't seem to effect the two-handed moveset or horseback at all. If anyone else can test with other greatswords to corroborate I would appreciate.
all mighty you didn’t beat the game sayers, if i beat radahn using the bronze shield and an estoc (my first ever elden ring build from release day) do i get the pass?
>>483574320i don't hate black people either, racism is stupid. i hate the culture. chris rock's "black people vs. niggas" bit is a perfect description of this. every identity group has it's normal, law abiding citizens who pay taxes and have gainful employment, and "niggas". it's actually kind of beautiful if you think about it.besides, the only identity group that has ever mattered in all of human history is rich vs. poor, or elite vs. commoner. 1% vs. 99%. that's all that matters, everything else is just bullshit used to distract us, to divide and conquer. and it fucking works unfortunately.
>>483574991why are there so many illiterates here on a wednesday
>>483574954>Even if you insisted in mentioning bell bearings, you only get normal 3 and 4 in the endgame, much too late.yes my point is that giving away any stones except the ancient ones is pointless by the time you enter the DLCtheyre just retarded and dont really care that much about loot placement anymore
Why does she stand like that
>>483574929Throughout the game you find evidence of a race of people called the Shamans, and how they were enslaved and tortured by the Tower people (Hornsent), the Shaman's had special properties to their bodies that let them merge with pretty much any flesh, so the Hornsent stuffed em into jars with random flesh and whipped and mutilated them till they merged and mutated into those abominations in the Gaols.Pretty fucked up, then you get to Shaman Village and find out that it's Marika's home village, and that's the reason for her genocide against the Omens. The Hornsent brutalized and massacred her people.
>>483572847>They couldn't have slapped some grime on the Tree Sentinels and called them Scadutree Sentinels?What they should have done is have a single Tree Sentinel, and have him just chillin laying down by the minor Erdtree with his horse grazing nearbyHe doesn't aggro. He just maybe gives you a free Marika's Blessing without any dialogue and goes back to chilling. Because violence near such a hallowed place is unnaceptable
>>483575037>>483573942
Irinabros...
>>483574827>This is your reminder that Master Willem was even supposed to be a big ass eye summoning boss in Bloodborne. Had a bunch of disturbing spell incantations and even levitated his rocking chair and shit.He is more wholesome as a harmless old mushroom man who was right in the end
>>483574524>>483574964>>483575201oh i thought it was always 10 seconds
>>483575251all the crusted blood is making her feel all tingly
>>483574827>He is fucking terrified of making proper wizard bosses too.No shit, a "proper" wizard boss would just kite a melee build to death.
>>483574820>FromSoft is mentally stuck on Bloodborne/Sekiro level for their boss designs>your character is still a shitter from the Demon's Souls era>brainless fanboys fellate "le prepare to die" mantra>unless you abuse heavy weapons or status builds, everything takes years to kill and staggergee, I wonder why.
>>483575074Nice selfie.
>>483574816I already explained to you the fucking mystery as to why the Erdtree Sentinels are defending the village that's is growing a brand new Erdtree in the middle of Scaduview that overlaps with the Hinterlands you dense mother fucking retarded nigger faggot Baboon
>>483574329>I just realized without Miquella's charm I'm actually quite mistrustful of othersHow did people not see her fight coming
>>483575273What the fuck is wrong with the Hornsent
>>483575156yes
>>483575342this pretty much sums it up
>>483575285>She's deadOK
>>483574349So find me the supposedly common mergers of the sky-father and sun archetype thenAnd stop linking wikipedia you fucking tool I know what these things are
>>483573469Dark souls 2 took away unique movesets though. Like what they did with the black knight weapons.
>>483575201>ask innocent question>get ridiculednever change, /v/. anyway i thought we were talking about the patch that happened today, not a week ago
>>483573967>>483573909it doesn't make it too easy. it's been said multiple times in previous threads already, the game is choose your own difficulty. you can make it as hard or as easy as you want. doesn't change the fact that spirit summons are literally a mechanic that more and more seems like you're meant to use it regularly. also it's fun to have a buddy, a pet of sorts.maybe realize that if you have a buddy to help you, maybe just maybe you don't need that fingerprint shield. maybe you could use something more fun and not as powerful? maybe have a few less skibbidis? the options are truly endless. use a summon and then punch radahn to death with your bare fists while naked and tell me it's "too easy". it's all your choice, but none of this changes the fact that the game is clearly balanced around using spirit summons for bosses.
>>483574484>>483573870They didn't rewrite the fucking DLC story a few weeks before shipping, you absolute midwits. That's not how it works. The whole DLC is based around the fact that you have to stop Miquella, not just for everyone else, but also himself. This was clearly the intention from the start.
>>483575413was anyone surprised she was going to try to kill you? i think not
>>48357499122.5% is still better than nothing
>>483574320>500 years from now people will think the Romans were black.In a hundred years the invention of the internet will be attributed to some Pajeet
>>483574524I just finished the DLC using this and did not even realise it was nerfed. So i wouldn't worry about it too much.
>>483575421They're basically an ancient warrior race of people who glorified combat and subjugation of lesser people. They're like fantasy spartans.
>based boss fightsDancing LionRellanaMessmerBAAAAAYLEMausoleumsMetyrPutrescent KnightLeda and the gang>cringe boss fightsGaiusScadutree AvatarMidraRominaHipposRadahn
>>483573909base game isn't hard without them.they ramped it up in the dlc. they should have kept it the same as base.
can you actually dodge raddahn (maximo poder)'s phase 2 attacks or do they require you to do shit like running away? don't have the dlc myself but from what i've seen his attacks basically have 100% uptime
>>483574964You really feel it when you want to pull off a Comet Azur, or Astel's Meteor Rain. They have long cast times.
https://youtu.be/1D4e-ru6U00?si=uk9d9GQxp4BNXWYXThe aesthetics are so fucking good bros. But it feels so hollow because of the frustrating fight mechanics. Do you think they can save it like they saved Elden Beast? Lorefags be quiet I'm talking mechanics.
>>483575543That's why you don't interact with him in any way whatsoever before the final boss and the DLC ends on a cut base-game cutscene in a blank room, right?
>>483575603I know. I did a challenge run with the base game, and it was fine.Rellana fucking filtered me with her damage in the second phase.
>>483573981>>483574141>>483574320original article, if you're interested: >https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36442982
>>483573283unironically yes, though half the stuff in the bottom half belong in the top. taking aggro is extremely powerful and you can just get a ton free damage by spamming moves while the boss is distracted.
>>483575591skibidi tree is a gimmick fight, just throw fire pots at the head for thousands of damage
>find flower dude>drink juice>die>respawn>nothing's changed, nothing's happenedUm, ok?
>>483575504The operations of the sun and stars and moon were literal synchronized concepts related to Hermetic alchemy/mysticism lolAlchemy was the key to Theurgy, and the wise old Hermes represented everything in the night sky, not solely the moon. The sun was equated with alchemy/theurgy.
>>483573363yes and it is exactly as retarded as it sounds
>>483575697Given how much the fight changed between the review version and release it seems clear radahn was being hurried to completion last minute and will probably see many changes post-launch.
>>483575285I hope some outer god of king in yellow men whipping up body snatchers and crazed lunatics tricking the Jewish merchants into summoning the devil don't possess this poor girl into leading you on a goose chase to summon space Satan
>>483575807Now do it three more times
>>483575807you need to drink the sleepy juice a total of 6 times for all the dialogue, yes, really
Just did the Leda invasion.Absolute kino.Ansbach is my nigga.
>>483575810I said deities. Find me a DEITY because that's all I was talking about.
HERE, I MADE SOME DLC EQUIPMENT SLOPPAH FOR YOU ALL TO maybe pls USE.>>483573491Gay design.>>483573562*insert TheSlap here*
>>483573048goldmask has nothing to do with the fingers
>>483575807do it 4 times in a row
>>483575591Midra and Romina are based. Pubescent Knight is cringe.
>>483574309>radahn is acktually regular size>ignore the fact he needed to learn gravity magic to ride his horsewhat level of cope is this?
>>483575697The arena is shit though, devoid of any color except piss yellow during the second phase and you can't see shit because of the stupid rays of lightDogshit ass fight
>>483573363yes, at least the part where malenia fought radahn in particular. miquella told her to kill him. she might have done it anyway i suppose but that's hypothetical
where's the shotgun crossbow/what's it called
>>483575872>>483575880And Miyazaki thought that would be fun or interesting, and nobody told him how retarded he was being?
>>483575912Besides the fact the entire Golden Order he worships was invented by schizo fingers you mean.
>>483575858Wait, why would they do that so late?
>radhan fight>he is not riding his horse?????????????
>>483575413Babys first Souls game? I saw it a mile away.
>>483575983he doesn't worship it though, that's the whole point of his questline, that's why corhyn has a meltie when he realizes goldmask is heretical
>all these new lore about Hornset atrocity and dragon civil war >got overshadowed by gay incest
>>483575395>we copied an erdtree sapling but instead of a seed we put the worst incant in the game under it, now midwits online will defend us ctrl+ving an early game boss twiceGoogle thermian argument.
Can someone gift me DLC armaments, any DLC armaments will be greatly appreciated.
>make boss-fight where you can use torrent>torrent actually fucking sucks and you are better off not using itwhy is Miyazaki like this?
>>483575948Disagree, the ashy arena before the divine gates is nice. Fighting atop a mountain of corpses represents your journey.
>>483575936That's true to real life too. Knights would regularly wear armor so heavy they slowly crushed their horses spines and killed them.
>>483574524Good.
>>483575723Unironically, yes. Miquella was always going to have an omnipresent role in this DLC. This is very clear by how the story is structured (finding out more about Miquella through the crosses and characters searching for him). Yes, the ending cutscene is kind of lackluster and they could've done better there. But you're a fool if you think this was all rewritten at the end.
>>483576058korbo sexo
Why is the Radahn them so calm when the actual fight is a fucking dubstep light-show
I haven't played the DLC because i'm broke but is it true that all this time Miquella manipulated Mohg into kidnapping him?
>>483574484I think Miyazaki just goes into every project with a fuck ton of ideas and works on them until deadline. I bet the cutscene was supposed to show Miquella unveiling then LoS and merging it with the base game but they couldn't figure out how to do it in time.
>>483576020>learns gravity magic just to ride his horse and not crush him>Promised Consort is supposed to be "Prime Radahn"It's stupid as fuck because he rode that horse into battle even against the fucking aliens.
>>483574309Radahn are definitely big according to the lore.
>>483557052Thanks! Here's one without all the blood.
what the fuck is going on with that ghostflame dragon with the army fighting it, shit is so fucking jank and scuffed its genuinely hilarious>uneven fighting surface, literally a fucking hill>destructable object clutter all over the place to get stuck on>like 20 soldiers who all instantly fucking laser-focus you like heatseeking missiles if you enter the battle or merely even approach>dragon does flying breath attacks and gets stuck in the cliffs>uneven terrain causes it to occasionally enter the random falling animation meme for a brief second>framerate tanks by atleast 10 frames just from all the shit happeninghonestly i feel like this shit might be so fucking retarded that it loops around again to being kino againbravo miyazaki
>>483576212miquella is gay
>>483576214Miquella is pretty much gay Hitler
>>483575894what's the legs on the left?
>>483575576Whitey burned, looted and murdered the developing world to fund all that btw.
>>483576181>it was always meant to be shitThis isn't the argument you think it is. You don't even know why you're supposed to kill him unless you do a random sidequest that reuses cut Gloam Eyed Queen content.
>>483576214yeah
>>483576214unclear, the only mention mohg gets is unrelated to the past
where do i put my points next?
>>483574827have you fought Jori yet?he's basically a caster boss, projectile spam, teleporting and summoning gobbligookshe's also aids to fight
>>483573607So assuming there was a major rewrite and that's how we got RadahnWhat prompted it I wonder?Bandai is still the publisher for SOTE despite the fact I remember some time back there was an article saying that From had bought full publishing rights or something. I wonder if that had something to do with it. But if so, that would indicate that Miyazaki's the one that wanted Radahn and the plot as it exists, and Bandai would have wanted whatever was going to be in previously.I do think that a lot of what WAS planned was going to feature more heavily about Messmer, the Hornsent genocide and their role in the Shaman genocide.
>>483574571the more you complain about it the more it makes me want to do it out of spite. no one really seems to give out hatemail on my steam profile anymore so i have to get my fix somehow. i win by making you mad enough to post about it, so please, by all means: continue.
>>483576169that's what it always was, where's the issue? fingerprint poke is ok but kamehame isn't?
i wholly despise that cooperators scale off of the hosts's skibidi levelslike bitch, i earned my powers, let me use them
>>483576058all the new dragon stuff was coolother than the dancing lion, the hornsent have some of the worst aesthetics and most boring standalone lore in the game>>483576192this guy gets it
>>483576214Yes, and used his body to turn it into his gay lover
are strength apologist still trying to play their builds off as if they were playing with a handicap?
So how exactly i was supposed to know i can heal ze bugs? Neither moore nor ainsbach mention it, just that forager brood is friendly and that you should not fucking kill them
>>483575591Scadutree avatar was fun as fuck what the fuck?
CURSE YOU BAYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
am i missing something or do these fucking suck?
>>48357639460 dex and arc
>>483576169Magic was never easy mode in Elden Ring. my launch week mage following the Dark Souls formula got her shit kicked in because boss aggro was fucking nuts and even my refined mage for the DLC required sending out Dung Eater to face tank shit so I can hit them.Comet Azure is just a cheese tactic like bleed stacking is, just a one off
Now the GEQ lore is even more confusing>empyrean>possessed some unique death power for some reason>servants are mentally newborn crucible beings with snake attributes>wiped out an unnamed race of unknown gods using said death power and made clothes from their skin>defeated by Maliketh at the dawn of the Golden Order, her powers sealed into a rune and cut off from Order.How does her lore relate to the Hornsent stuff?Was she the Hornsent's queen? Was she the one responsible for jarring all the Numen? Or else who were the gods she killed? If she was aligned with the Hornsent, then why did the Hornsent consider Marika's purge after the fact as 'a betrayal'?
>>483576247Leonard is fucking dead bro
>>483575576europe had 500 million and India only had 330 million in 1950.whites are no minority
>>483576407>What prompted it I wonder?Fanservice. Nothing else. Radahn was INCREDIBLY popular in Japan... not so much after the DLC, but that was their hope.
>>483576439Which i read is also his other brother, Radahn
>>483576494Miquella couldn't find a random ass horse to stuff his soul in?
>>483573607PWEASE UNDERSTANDO BIG WIG NO LIKE PEDERASTRY UNLESS THEY CAN DO PWEASE GETA KEKS SO WE MAKE SHAREHOLDA HAPPEH
>>483576486magic actually is quite a bit harder in ER because the enemy AI is coded to spam gapclosers when you try to cast a spell
https://youtu.be/fakkyzE8zx4Difficulty
>>483575950>thought Miquella genuinely cared for his twin sister with all the descriptions of him making unalloyed gold treatments for her scarlet aids>he makes her chemically nuke an entire region and put herself in a coma all so he can have buttsexWhat
>>483575156depends how many tries it took and how much of the boss's moveset you saw and actually had to learn how to deal with. i do find it funny with how many anons are like "okay okay that's cheating, i get it i get it, but... what if i just cheated *a little bit*? hmm?" like they're trying to find the "line" and be just behind it lol.
That Chalice does something, right? I haven't found a way to interact with it. Am I missing an item?
>>483576263Dragons are janky in general but that one takes the cake. The fucking rot dragon in Caelid is a close one because he always flies off in retarded directions that make him disappear and teleport back to his spawn point.
Good morning gaijinNew hotpatch tomorrow.Rellana now infinitely refarmable.0.21% chance for larval tear drop like good farming times on game of the year Dark Souls.
so you're telling me this is a katana?
>>483576442They do play with handicap (mental one by being fucking retarded)
>>483576571Why would he care
>>483576630No.
>most fun weapons in the game are a chakram and a perfume bottle
>>483573704>literally the reason why you're getting hit by 20-hit strings that never end is because you're supposed to be ganking these fuckersThat's not a good excuse though.You're right that the game (even basegame) is clearly designed around using spirits, and you can see that by how many bosses (unlike elites and mobs) have damn near 360° hitboxes on most attacks and giga aoes that brutalize summons while still endangering you somewhat.But at the same time having the spirit tank for you means the game is tuned around you skipping most of the boss mechanics. That's boring shit design man. Just slow them the fuck down and let me have an honoraburu dueru with them.
>>483576475oh i thought it's pointless to level past 50I'll do that then
>>483576403Jori and Lamenter are the only bosses I've fought so far that I genuinely hated
So waitIs the implication of the DLC that Marika CREATED the Erdtree/Elden Ring? all the loretubers talking about the greattree and the age of the erdtree before Marika were talking out of their ass?
>>483576365The whole story of the DLC is based around finding out that Miquella needs to be stopped. There are multiple characters that come to this conclusion, inclusing St. Trina herself kek. How are you this stupid and delusional? Maybe there was some plan to have an alternative ending (at some point). But I think this was scrapped very early on in development.
>>483576654Dark Souls at least let you farm slabs and downgrade Titanite through Frampt so Memehackzaki still hasn't learned
Radahn. This is Malenia.I have an urgent mission for you.Do not contact Leonard. I have broken his legs and destroyed his saddle with a waterfowl dance.Head to the Shadowlands across from Godwyn's living corpse. The way may be barricaded, so use the Mohgwyn cocoon for access. The code is "Margit is Morgott". You can also use Law of Regression, I know your Intelligence is high enough to cast it.Search behind the Veil of Shadow for the Large Altar at Enir-Ilim. This will allow you to propose to my brother Miquella. A bowl of Gourmet Scorpion Stew is prepared for you two. It is crucial that you wait until your death before proceeding.Make me an auntie. The Empyrean Bloodline must survi-......Radahn. Stop resisting. You know I could have killed your drinking buddy Godrick on the way here. And your mother. You owe me for that.Do you not think I could win this Shattering in an afternoon if I tried?But I don't want that.My brother is God.Fuck him. He wants your Chadahn cock in his undeveloped boyhole.Fuck my brother.It's not gay if he's cute. I wish I could.You're hurting everyone.Radahn. I don't think you understand what's at STAKE here.............!.........!!!..!....RADAHN.RADAAAAAHN!!!!RADAHN FUCK MY BROTHERRADAHN PLEASEMY BROTHERS FACE IS WRINKLING UPHE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN HIS LATE THIRTEENSHE OWNS AT LEAST 3 OMENSONE OF THEM IS CALLED "MOHG"PLEASE RADAHN YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY BROTHER TO CONTINUE THE EMPYREAN BLOODLINEIf you cum on his back empty-nutted, I will nuke your hometown.Again.
>>483573363>>483576623to be fair it's clear he's doing all of that because the current order does absolutely nothing to save her, he's taking matters into his own hands because none of the gods want to do anything to fix anything, and the GW fucked off a long time ago.
>>483576656it's a pretty cool weapon>>483576714ER has been out for 2 years and you still don't know the caps are different from ds3? at least try anon
>>483576590You have Slicer so closing the gap just means you'll do damage more efficiently. >>483576679Must be cut content. It really feels like it should be something with how it's presented.
I have 80 arcane but I am having too much trouble with fire knights.Can someone tell me how to beat them?I won't use katanas
>>483576492>How does her lore relate to the Hornsent stuff?It doesn't
Holy fuck I love the throwing hammer so much it's unreal
>>483576492GEQ isn't even mentioned and was written out of the DLC, how did you come up with crackpot bullshit?
>>483576442strength isn't bullshit so long as you don't just dual wield jump attack spam to stagger everyone.Not that theres any reason that you wouldn't considering how much better it is than just normal attacking.
>>483576648I HATE DECAYING EZYWEZZY HE ALWAYS FUCKS OFF INTO THE CLIFFS
I somehow missed this entire goddamn part. I fucking hate open world.
Does anyone have a graph for the new Skibidis? I didn't really pay attention before the patch, but right now at 13 it literally fucking doubles both my AR and defense. Were they that strong even prior to the buff and I just didn't notice?
>>483576348so did everyone else, we were just better at it. it's like believing whites were the only people to ever own slaves, it's incredibly ignorant and makes you look like a retard (because you are one). go look up the role of africans in africa during the slave trade if you don't believe me.
>>483576365Trina should have been mandatory. The DLC narrative feels completely hollow if you don't meet her. Also you may completely miss her dialogue because it's hidden behind the "kill yourself over and over" gimmick.
>>483576214No that's headcanon.
>>483576403Jori is fucking Rennala with poise.Not hard tb h, but really fucking annoying.
>>483576802Throwing Axe is also solid on heavy infusions. Nice and fast with the jump throws.
>>483576754canon
>>483573363>>483575950>>483576623You also forgot that the DLC explicitly said Miquella was in Caelid when the nuke went off, went out of his way to cure Freyja's rot, then just fucking left dying Malenia gargling swamp water and fucked off to the fujo dimension
>>483576786i meant general ranged spells sorry, slicer is great and so are the other options that are usable such as night spells and glintblade
>>483576852Don't worry there's nothing there anyway.
>>483576774If he needs a consort to become a god why doesn't he just marry his sister
>>483576791>use big weapon>backstab>stunlockez
>>483573704If From really wanted us to use summons for their bosses, they would have made it mandatory to use a summon before you're allowed to pass through the fog wall.
>>483576734>it's a schizophrenic arguing with points no one madeCarry on then. My entire argument was that Miquella's involvement was lazily and poorly explained, as is you learning why you have to kill them. (you have to go to a lazily repurposed Gloam Eyed Queen area to learn anything.) You can't understand this post since you're mentally ill, it's just so any other Anon who read can this argument can keep track of things.
>>483576472Any enemy that they can stagger they basically stun lock to death.But if they can't stagger the enemy than they're pretty shitty.The jump attack is pretty good in PVP
>>483576959Because he has an obsessive childhood crush on Radahn
It's time, that Miquella bitch is about to pay. I bet this fight is easy.
>>483575883Hermes is a deity. He is the amalgamation of Thoth and Hermes.
>>483576540They only started development of the DLC after ER launch though right? Or at least they got far enough into it we have leftover files from other plans. If he was so popular they would have been able to be a bit better about how they set this final boss up.
>>483576446>how exactly i was supposed to knowYou weren't. Welcome to Fromsoft.
>>483576959he hates Malenia
>>483576959Miquella is gay…
So are any of the new crafted items (besides pots and buffs) any good?
>>483572716Why would a high-ranking noble forsake his title and name to serve under Messmer?
>>483577027Bussy about to grip hard
>rellana I get the complaints now. Can get her to 30% easy at least. What's the sekiro method?
>>483576959His sister is a vessel for the rot goddess, not sure you'd want a person like that as your #2also this >>483577025SotE lore says that Miquella was enamored with Radahn as a child.
>>483576791use a skill that knocks them down then use it again on them when they try to get up, they are also stunlocked by any weapon with sufficient poise damage, and their dagger attacks bounce off of shields with a high deflect value. same as leonine misbegotten. they are not especially strong to any statuses either.not sure about the correct damage type to use but since they are armored, pierce, i think
>>483576987No, you said it was rewritten before launch? Or are you not that anon? I don't think that the storytelling is lazy at all and this ending makes perfect sense for Miquella. It was the only way it could've (and should've) ended.
I think it's interesting how the Bayle fight seems specifically designer for the Dragon Hunter Katana. All those that aren't punishable can be punished by the Katana's ranged slash
>>483577030Neither is a sky father or a sun god so what's your point?>>483576953Speaking of general ranged spells why is EVERY decent one just a blue bullet
>>483576472Damage and moveset are alright, but the animation commitment means if you spam attacks you die.No dlc weapon is particularly strong tb h. Maybe the attack shields, but it's not really any different than going normal shield + poke weapon.
>>483576959he's gay and she has AIDS.
>>483576734OH NO WE HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM AN INNOCENT CHERUBIM SHOTA GOD WHO MADE A BIG TREE HOUSE TO PREVENT ROTTING SISTER FROM HAVING MORE LIMBS FALL OFF ALL THE WHILE HOUSING COUNTLESS OUTCASTS OBJECTIVELY PROVIDING THEM SUCH A BETTER LIFE THAN BEING ON THE RUN EVEN NOBLES SPLAYED ACROSS THE CONSECRATED SNOWFIELD COMING FROM LEYNDELL WERE DESPERATE TO COME TO OH NO THE HORROR, HE'S GOING TO MAKE YOU LOVE HIM HELPING YOU PUT ASIDE YOU AND YOUR COMPATRIOTS BLOODLUST TO FIGHT FOR A WORLD WHERE ALL FLOURISH WHETHER GRACEFUL OR MALIGN OH FUCK HOW WILL WE SURVIVE MIYAHACKI SAVE US WITH A PRIME RADAHN NTR FIGHT
>I will never be in the world of the lands between>I will never beat Radahn as Miquella falls off Radahn, scared that I may place my greatsword near his neck>I will never scoff, looking down with a smug smile as I wipe sweat from my brow and impale my sword into the ground, providing it a sheath of the earth>I will never slowly walk over to Miquella with an exhausted pant and forcefully pick him up, dusting him off as he blushes in shock that I had not skewered him with my sword, which had brought down all bosses beforehand>I will never walk over to Radahn's corpse and take his ring from his dead hand to place the ring upon my own hand, showing him that he is now mine>nor will I ever rule the lands between with Miquella as my bitchThis world is heavy, heavier than my greatsword
>>483576058Most people in this thread talk about the hornsent stuff and Marika more than the Miquella shit.Miquella's stuff is fairly straight forward. Nothing to analyze. Guy wanted Radahn as a lord, and he went to the land of shadow after going into a coma and began divesting himself of parts of himself so he could ascent to godhood at the gates of divinity.Really not much else to it.
>>483577051They only "started development" in the sense that Fromsoft DLCs begin their development with cut content, but that's clearly not what happened with Radahn. They probably bashed his boss together with reused Pontiff animations in the last two months.
>>483576852>I fucking hate open world.It's your fault if you're a dumbass who doesn't pay attention, not the game'sBet if the game was all closed levels you'd still miss half the secret locations in every levelLook around you nigga, open your eyes
>>483576863
>>483577237They went full grimderp and fell straight on their faces
>>483574303take the ACpill
>>483577213I mean, it's an anti-dragon weapon you get right before going to the dragon area of the game.
>>483576365>You don't even know why you're supposed to kill himThat's the thing about this game, you don't have to kill him at all. If you're roleplaying as a good little boy who wants to leave Miquella alone, you just leave.
>>483577027You'll be turned gay and made to kneel
>>483576656I wish this was more INT than DEX.
Who the fuck designed these magic spamming fire knights. Immensely strong at melee, barely stagger from anything and constantly spam those super fast tracking fire balls that do lot of damage.
>>483575807SUCK ITS COCK I LOVE TRINA NECTARYUMMMMM SLURP SLURP SLURPWATER IT WITH MY CUM
>>483576457It's a telegraphed gimmick fight that's Elden Beast 2.0. It's shit.
>>483577241But will you get him boypregnant though?
>>483577027WHAT THE FUCKI'M DEAD
>>483577361>barely stagger from anythingwhere your big weapon
>>483575950The Shattering was Ranni's fault, causing Marika to nuke the Elden Ring, and then everyone started fighting. Miquella may have forced Radahn and Malenia to fight under the guise of the Shattering because prior to that, none of the Carian children of Radahn didn't give a single fuck for wanting to be Elden Lords, and only Ranni was an Empyrean who by the point was already dead of the flesh
>>483572937The new variant of the Winter Lanterns are fucking awesome as well.
>>483576427who said FP poke was okay? anything that allows you to turn your brain off and ignore everything the boss does is gay.
>>483577280kill yourself open world slopper
>>483577185No, that wasn't me. It does make sense, when you learn all the information. The way you learn this information is incredibly lazy and reeks of scrapped content. The St. Trina questline giving you the only narrative hook is inexcusable.
>>483577292>25% FUCKING PERCENT boost from a patchSeriously, what reason is there to explore anymore? I'm basically at max now
Fucking hate how this crest can't be removed>>483576336Ronin, sorry was trying to find an offhand for this that'd match
>>483577241I don't think he'd take to you killing Radahn that well.
So now the rewrite is confirmed to be trueWhat are your thoughts on the butchering of elden rings story and miquella cut/ rewritten story?
>struggle to beat Gaius>swap to Backhand Blades>win because of Blind Spotthis weapon is so good
How did Morgott beat Radahn?
>>483577429I was adressing the picture you attached.
>>483577274>They probably bashed his boss together with reused Pontiff animations in the last two months.That sounds a bit too late to kitbash the final boss of your sole DLC together. I wonder what the original boss would have been?>>483577316Which AC, assuming you mean Armored Core?
>>483576953spamming ranged spells is viable. I mostly just used comet throughout the entire DLC.
>>483577237Miquella's plans for the world weren't much better. The whole point is that Miquella's curse isn't just something physical, in many ways he still act and thinks like a child. He's extremely naive and his plans never come to fruition (just like himself).>>483577495>So now the rewrite is confirmed to be trueIt isn't.
>>483577506Bleed build
>>483577495>So now the rewrite is confirmed to be trueQRD?
>>483577162Sekiro tear will makes the first phase much more fun until the magic and flame crap
>>483577462No you aren't, people are still dying like casual bitches without more scats
>>483577462this new curve makes more sense because it means most players will get most of the benefit even those who aren't that great at exploration
>>483577292This looks like it barely changed anything, although I suck at math.
>everything I dont like is a rewriteGetting sick of this incel cope
>>483577423You can kill them with normal attacks after your first riposte.
>>483577495not canon
>>483577385You need to stick close to him. If you try to gain distance his attacks are much, much stronger.
>>483577280>"i don't liked open world, because the empty vastness makes lots of content missable by design">"you missed lots of content? sounds like YOU are at fault, not the game's innate design"kys retard zoomer
/r/eldenring... We did it! Our Wholesome Chungus Warriorchad Radahn is the final boss, and we get to fight him in his prime!Haha, I bet those dumb Malenia simps are mad now!
>>483575334But they gave us Rennala, and casters are supposed to fight differently. The only truly good/accurate caster right in this entire game is Preceptor Miriam, shifting deeper into the tower. If magic spammers need to get personal, they’re already not fighting with magic properly. This is why the Souls games do not bode well for magic play, generally speaking; a caster would rather turtle and seek out a vantage point, the same as snipers and assassins. They lay down defenses and contingencies and summon familiars, like Ymir does with his fingercreepers (dude deserved a better fight).
>>483577292Looks like after 14 you're basically done.
Does FTH have a weapon regarded as OP in PvE the way INT has Moonveil Katana and ARC has Rivers of Blood?I've noticed the Elden Beast sword skill "Wave of Gold" is insane at clearing fields of mobs.
>>483576263I like how spirit ashes (probably because the enemy damage is down so they don't actually kill it) are bugged in that area.My +9 Messmer Soldiers were dealing 20 damage to him. :)The enemies fighting is amazing, but holy shit it is janky.>>483576492The old hag you find at Belurat is also an empyrean, they just be giving it to everyone those days. I wonder why there's not a single godskin in the DLC, though.
>>483576623typical case of a zealous follower taking it too far. he probably didn't want her to nuke herself but she wanted to give miquella the happiness he deserved (TM) even if it cost her her life. miquella was probably pissed as hell when she did it since she was useless to him as a comatose cripple
>>483577213I do like how it's not complete aids to do even if you don't want to use that katana unlike the actual gimmick bossesAs much as I despise Bayle he's a good fight
>have to kill both Radahn and Mohg to access the DLCBe honest with me, how painful is this going to be?
>>483577506Tossed some sewer perfume on him
It's always been a bit funny to me how the NPC quests in souls games usually punish you for being niceEspecially with the DLC Hornscent turns his eyes on you if you help him against Leda or don't summon him for Messmer. He will Fight against you again with Leda. Freya will fight you if you give her Ansbach's note. Moore will fight you if you tell him not to kill himself. Thiollier won't join you if you leave him alone like he asks.Ansbach is the only real bro and it's funny because he's the evil red herring
>>483577539i was talking about basegame, the dlc is refreshingly free of this magic hate bs>>483577581>12 skibidis 1.6 to 1.85
>>483577579But I liked exploring and seeing a significant bonus from each one. Now it's like there's no more progress to make
waitthere is a "max level community"and they take pride on having 99 on every statand they think people who don't level past 150 are bad because they lose their runes?
>>483577485>Fucking hate how this crest can't be removedTerrible taste. The crest is based.
>>483577642Both Malenia and Radahn were butchered as characters so everyone lost in the endVery fitting
>>483577710>150level up idiot
STOP PUTTING MESSAGES ON THE IGON SUMMON SIGN YOU RETARDED CUNTS
>>483577663Pre-nerf Blasphemous Blade was the FTH noob weapon
>>483577661it's more like 12 is enough, the diminishing returns kick in after that
>>483577536>Which AC, assuming you mean Armored Core?yesunironically fun as fuck and you can't miss content ever
>>483577663Not really anything for bosses
>>483577664The hag being an Empyrean is an oversight. All of the Hornsent were called Empyreans at first and they just forgot to change her.
>>483577682Easy enough
>>483577412Meant to say Radagon children, not Radahn lol
>>483577361They stagger from one heavy and one light square off, not that bad
>>483577782hmmmmm nyo :3
what's the best build to abuse Thrusting Shields?
>>483577412that makes sense to mewhy did she do it?
>>483577506probably got the jump on him because Radahn was retarded and underestimated this random half-naked OmenMorgott is also pretty skilled
>>483577495Never buy another Fromcrap game again. Never let them live this down until they make things right.
>>483577495I am absolutely convinced it was originally Godwyn and they only slotted in radahn because he was popular amongst the fanbase.
>>483577216Lol, are you the same guy that got mad about wizards and magic being more so a male thing than a female thing like in the other thread that talked about it. The whole “magic is female” retardation.
>>483577782>Not playing below 100Shitter detected.
>people putting messages on top of ladders/portals/NPC summon signswhat is wrong with you niggers?
>>483577691Ansbach is a bro but man is he dogshit at assisting in fights. He just stands there and does fuck all against Radahn while Thiollier is like DIIIIIEEE BIIIIITCH when you summon him first thing.
>>483577682>RadahnEasy>MohgPainful until you stop panic rolling
>>483577797AC6 was a great game and it really shows you how Fromsoft burnt out completely on making a new dodge (or parry) souls every 2 years
>>483577582HOT
Marika...
>>483577792Blasphemous Blade is still insanely powerful. Taker's Flames does a ton of damage and the self-heal is crazy.
so do i jump r2 attack with bloodfiend's arm or just stand and hold R2
>>483577316>AC6 even releases new parts for free which may have been unreleased cut content before the game releaseSoul
>>483577679>As much as I despise Bayle he's a good fightHe is, although FROM could really learn how to make a better camera for their bigger bosses.
>>483577692Yeah but it's like 5% by the end, isn't it (and like 10 for most levels)? And it used to effectively double your AR and defense even before the patch. My point is it's been busted all along, it turns out.
>>483577691turns out red man bad... is actually red man good??1?1mohg did nothing wrong
>>483577905I don't remember that argument but I'm still waiting for you to tell me how either hermes or thoth is a sky father or a sun god
St.Trina wasn't abandoned.. she was murdered!
>>483576774The current order doing NOTHING and him deciding to do something about it is what made him built the Haligtree in the first place.>>483577228>>483577170His needle ultimate version 2.0 can ward off even the Frenzied Flame. Surely he would be able to come up with some shit? Specially now that he's a god?
>>483577663Euporia seems absolutely insane but I haven't gotten a chance to test it yet.
I've been thinking of using Keen Milady 55 Dex/55 Faith and Electric Armament, is that viable at all?
Should've cut Miquella and Redditahn and made it a Bayle hunting DLC.
>>483577316They ruined AC with their casualized bullshit also that game's way too fucking short for its price
>>4835772742 years is still enough time to get a decent set up for Radahn and make the final battle unique enough.So I don't think the situation with Radahn was purely due to his popularity in Japan, nor was it due to fanservice alone.
>>483573607I dunno about anyone else but I read 'GetEventFlag' as 'GayEventFag'.
>>483577797>>483577967I'll see about getting that sometime. Hopefully there's a resource for what I need to know from the prior 5 games.
>>483578009both times I fought him I played unlocked which feels like there's a big problemthey should just give us the option to zoom out
>>483577963>>483577820I forgot to mention I'm level 20.
>>483577991charge R2 with axe talisman if you can>>483578104you don't really need to know anything about AC for AC6. it's self contained.
Why are hostcels such cocky shitters? every one of them thinks they're pvp gods when they're spamming spells in a 3v1
>Bayle phase 2what the fuck is even happening?!
bayle's grab attack is fucking unavoidable
I don't think Radahn's role in the story was retconned, btw. Miyazaki said that he had left information out from the base game on purpose, and I'm pretty sure that's what he is refering to. But it's also clear as day from the original promotional stuff and what people have been able to find in the code that the DLC went through rewrittes.
Does str go past 99 when two handing??
Man the Radahn battle for now is really cool, he has combos from his previous fight and has some redmane ash of war moves as well.
Gaius killed me one too many times. I think it's time I visit some of his kin and relieve some of that anger and frustration...
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDN'T THEY EXPLAIN THIS?WHAT WAS THE SEDUCTION? WHAT WAS THE BETRAYAL?WAS THIS THE GOLDEN STAR? DID MARIKA CREATE THE ELDEN RING OR WAS IT ALREADY THERE? IF IT WAS ALREADY THERE, WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS ALIEN WOMB FROM SPACE WITH GOLD IN IT? WHO WAS THE GLOAM EYED QUEEN? WHAT ARE THE GODSKIN APOSTLES? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MIYAZAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>fighting Miqdahn>summoned Ansbach >summoned golem>spammed prayerful strike>wonIt's just that easy
>>483577957>He just stands there and does fuck allHe resets my frost so he's pretty cool
>>483577646>a caster would rather turtle and seek out a vantage point, the same as snipers and assassins. They lay down defenses and contingencies and summon familiarsYeah, that's the point. A caster boss is a gimmick boss. Gimmick bosses are trash bosses.Better have them be "environmental hazards" in an area, like Miriam or the crystal sage before the princes in ds3.
Why did Mohg name his dynasty MohgWYN and not MohgDAHN?
>>483578249GAY SEX
>>483578171>spams weapon artsYour one to speak.
>muh recycled contenthave you all already forgot about chalice dungeons?
>>483573704>>483573981>what show so I can avoid it completelyDr. Who. Here's the full article.
>>483577582Miquella being evil means he should be spanked harder.
>>483577797What a kino game. Legitimately one of the most enjoyable games I've played in the last 10 years. It's the game I dreamed of as a kid
>>483576852I kinda enjoyed making mental and map notes about where to go, but I know I'm going to hate it on run #2 when I specifically will want to find the scadu and ash fragments
>>483578089>have to deal with Igon's blind obsession with Bayle>get a group of knights together to kill this giganigger of a wyvern but they turn on each other near the end>you and two bros face the fucker that wounded placidusax>even more dragonfucker Godwyn lorekino
what does Micky Radhania grab actually? I haven't been grabbed.
>>483578249>IF IT WAS ALREADY THERE, WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS ALIEN WOMB FROM SPACE WITH GOLD IN IT? WHO WAS THE GLOAM EYED QUEEN? WHAT ARE THE GODSKIN APOSTLES?FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GIVE ME 40 DOLLARS
I wish I could marry Messmer.
gooning to miquella
SOLID OF SCALE YOU MAY BE DRAGON
>>483578189hard = good, and a boss becomes really hard when you can't see what's going on on the screen
>>483578224First phase is okay, but becomes easy once you have to repeat it many times due to him killing you during his second phase.
>>483578121I beat Radahn at level 30ish and he didn't give me too much trouble, Mohg at level 60 but I got summoned against him so many times I knew all his moves by heartWhat weapon upgrade level?
>that one really fast attack radahn does from the right
>>483578413BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLESYOUR ROTTEN HIDE
>>483578249There is no definitive answer. Make up your own and tell your parable to your children.
>>483577692It's fucking absurd, the latter half is basically useless
Godwyn frequently took backshots from Radahn
>>483578302Mohg didn't know they were going to rewrite the DLC for reddit.
Solo’d Malenia’s first phase. Damn I’m so good
>>483573352It's the issue with carry weight tied to endurance and the level being so high for the DLC. People have no excuse not to pump up there endurance and vigor though I still keep seeing people with less than 1.2k hp when I invade
>>483577664Now we know Empyreans are so named because of their tower to the sky housing a fucking godhead, and is used as a shorthand for being capable of Divine Invocation because the hornsent invented it.Basically being a "god" just means borrowing the powers of a real divine being, either an Outer God or one of its vassal offspring. The Fingers coveted a new Empyrean because they needed a vessel for the Elden Beast to replace Marika.
>>483578492WITH A HAIL OF HARPOOOOOOONS
>>483578364Radahn bear hugs you while Miquella talks in your ear how it's going to be a kind Order. Get grabbed twice and your heart is stolen.
>>483574329I could have fixed her..
>>483577563MIQUELLAS PLANS FOR THE WORLD WEREN'T THAT MUCH BETTER HE WAS JUST RAISED AS THE ALCHEMICAL REBIS CHILD OF MARIKA/RADAGON, CONTRIBUTED TO THE FOUNDATIONAL INCANTATIONS OF THE GOLDEN ORDER WHICH COMBINED INTELLIGENCE AND FAITH, LEAVING TO CREATE A NEW GOLDEN ORDER AND MEND THE SINS OF HIS FOREBEARS TO REPAIR MANKINDS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GREATER WILL (GOD) SO THAT HE CAN HEAL HIS OUTER GOD OF ROT STRICKEN TWIN LATER SUCCEEDING WHERE NO OTHER GOD CAME CLOSE IN REPELLING NOT ONLY ROT BUT THE OUTER GOD OF FRENZIED FLAME PREVENTING THE TARNISHED FROM SUCCUMBING TO THE FRENZIED FLAME FATE WHILE SAVING HIS FINGERMAIDEN STAND IN MELINA, HE ONLY CAME CLOSEST TO CREATING AN ERDTREE WITHOUT USING A GIGANTIC CORPSE RITUAL INSTEAD USING HIS OWN BLOOD AND ALMOST ASCENDED TO GODHOOD BECOMING A GOD OF PURITY THAT WOULD'VE BANISHED THE OUTER GODS FROM THE MORTAL PLANE, CURED HIS SISTER OF HER ROT AND GODWYN OF HIS DEATHBLIGHT ENTIRE WHILE RESURRECTING ALL THE FALLEN DEMI-GODS IN THE NIGHT OF THE BLACK KNIVES OH THE HORROR THANKS FOR SAVING US MIYAHACKI ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>483578249That will be in DLC 2, Root of the Erdtree, perhaps DLC 3 Dawn of the Erdtree
huge gigacuckold here. need recommendations
>>483578485stop pointing out flaws in Miyazaki's 100% perfect design, gaijin
How long did it take you to realize you were going to be killing Miquella? Wasn't expecting Radahn, though, I was expecting some Femto shit
>>483578485Apparently it used to combo into the other slash in the review copy
>>483578302>Mohg knew all along that his role was to be a sacrifice for Miquella and named his dynasty after Godwyn>Gets fucking retcon-cucked by RadahnLmao
>>483576472Moveset is fantastic but they have no way of dealing with things that don't stagger easily like the Black Knights. My only letdown with them is that their status buildup on occult is fucking ass compared to similar weapons.
>>483574827>nerfed wizards>gave faith chads a myriad of new good tools
So did Metyr give birth to the two and three fingers? Wtf is she
why wasn't rellana a giantess like her sister
>>483576959>If he needs a consort to become a god why doesn't he just marry his sisterHis sister is also an empyrean like Miquella, plus she's god rot aids which isn't good in the long run.
>>483578616and what happens then?
>Everyone says messmer's spear is god tier>try it and its utter dogshit>literally not even 25% as good as bloodfiend armNever trusting what people say about weapons again.
>>483578302Because he wanted to win not be a mafia don.
>>483578364It's a nice break of the action.
>>483578576WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEEEIIIING!
>Finish the DLC>Nothing happens to the shadow tree>Nothing happens to Miquella, he has a heart attack or some shit>Saint Trina just dies, nothing happens to her either>Not a single NPC is alive, everyone is deadWowza! Amazing storytelling! Miyazaki does it again!
>>483577972AAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO MAKE HER SMILE
>Ranni is untouchable, gets a happy ending>Renalla is untouchable, can't even kill her>Miquella has to dieI fucking hate Carians and how Miyazaki can't stop deepthroating the moon and wizard women.
>>483578302He wasn't aware of the retcons
>>483578664Trina side quest. She literally begs you to do it because divinity will cage Miquella just like it did with Marika.
>>483577604>You can kill them with normal attacks after your first riposte.I know that now, I didn't when I saved this video clip.
>>483578364if you get grabbed twice you lose the fight but you get a gesture at least
>>483578783Damn she's a big bitch
>>483578820Sorry Michelle but I'm already married to your sister. Gay thoughts can never get me!
>>483578243this is honestly such a good picture
>>483578121Radhan can be handled easily with the summons plus some rot or frost or bleed, or worst case you cheese him in the water.Mogh gets locked down by his shackle and good damage and/or good poise damage. Even RL1 runs can skip Nihil.
>>483578364First one slaps an icon over your head you can clear with Miquella's broken rune. Second time means you fall in love with him and lose instantly.>>483578664I assumed he was evil for years so long before the dlc dropped.
>>483578791"Heart Stolen" shows up, you die/respawn and get a new gesture. "Let us go together".>>483578984It's funny as fuck too.
>>483578206They should have made the Radahn x Miquella thing another “plausible” tale to tell, to leave the mystery alone. Godwyn bros…
>>483578851Miquella died on the way back to his home planet.
>>483578664>How long did it take you to realize you were going to be killing Miquella?From the moment I saw the dlc promo pic.Miquella was described as a mind rapist in the base game and was gonna feature in the dlc: of course we're going to kill him.>Wasn't expecting RadahnYeah if not for the spoilers I'd have expected Mohg all the way to the Ansbach/Freyja exchange in Shadow Keep.
I can't believe they're pulling this again
>>483576607>glitched perfume artKinda takes away rom it
>makes the entire screen explode and then immediately jumps away 50 feet so you can't hit himvery fun and very interactive
>pretty much no lore on Messmer>pretty much no lore on Godwyn>no lore at all for GEQThey gave us lore on everything except for what we actually wanted. They have to be trolling.
>>483578851>>483579024>zero base game interactions with Maleniazero effort was made
>>483577972seek feet
>>483579015hmm I think I got that gesture but I'm sure I wasn't grabbed is there another way to get it? Because I'm 100 sure I wasnt grabbed once in the fight.
>>483578783I always assumed Rennalla was huge because of the great rune influence
>>483579015Maybe they shouldn't drop so many runes if they don't want me to genocide them
>>483578413>>483578492>>483578576>>483578842OC from an anon yesterday
>>483578851WHAT'S WRONG TARNY? EXPLORE AND KILL MORE THINGS LIKE THE MURDERHOBO YOU ARE NO MESSIANIC SHOTA FOR YOU WHAT ARE YOU A PEDO????! KILL ALL HOPE THEN GO BACK AND GET YOUR AGE OF FIRE ENDING LIKE A GOOD PIECE OF CINDER THEN GO BACK TO THE REAL WORLD AND DO THE SAME THING AS A WAGIE FOR YOUR MASTERS UNTO ETERNITY
>>483576403Jori was an absolute nightmare with my bonk build. That guy just would not go down.
>>483577539>comet landing 2.6k's>helped a guy who landed a 24k ancient dragon lightning strikeSo how is magic in this DLC?
>>483578664>Miquella is good>Kill him because fuck you no happy endings>Miquella is bad>Obstacle in your way to being Elden The announcement itself should've tipped you off
>>483579102>ER dragon fights are terribleWe know.
I finished the DLC as str and I want to try something different with a new characterany tips? doesn't have to be that strong just fun
>>483579052Should've just brought back tomb of the giants style level and make torches not work
>>483579109No? They gave us exactly what we wanted. You liked The Big Wholesome 100 Chungus man right? Didn't you?
>>483578080garbo you need to land like 5 hits
Shit dlc. One more disappointment in a lifetime of disappointments. I'm heading out with my camping gear and bike. Maybe I can find a town that isn't filled with crooked cops, lawyers, and judges that will lie to me to protect my abusers (like my sister's crooked cop ex,) or maybe I'll just find a nice spot out in the woods to hang out until my hemophilia meds run out.If anyone here wants my PS5 + ER characters, come by Virginia and get em. You'll have my other Fromsoft games/characters, too. Take care of my cat.
>>483578249>GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDN'T THEY EXPLAIN THIS?Anon came up with a pretty convincing theory >>483569094
>>483578931>Based Michael Zaki making pederasts seethe 10/10 dlc
>>483577710What? Who said that?Most max levels on PC are cheaters anyway like the yellowfag that posts his pathetic webms here
as a STR/ARC build finally having more than 2 unique weapons feels great, i am eatin good this dlc
>>483578301Just say you want all of your encounters to be straight forward and boring. “Waaaah, he went around the pillar, wa-“That’s not how combat irl works ether.
>>483579239>Should've just brought back tomb of the giants
how to get the bottom map fragment? through the dragon area or the frenzy?
>>483579157the gesture appears next to the grace after you kill him
>>483578664hey someone saved my screenshotdo you like my qt who believed in justice
>>483578664It's honestly depressing that after being so sure that the final boss would be a Femto version of Miquella, that it ended just being Radahn 2.0
>reaction speed is so bad that I can’t dodge Rellana attacks in timeAHHHHHHH
>>483579126Hiring the voice actors from the base game again was too expensive. That's why you can't tell Gideon about any of this and the DLC de facto acts as if Melina is dead or gone.
>>483578171This cocky invader didn't realize that my magic reigns supreme. Easily defeated him using my massive amounts of INT
>>483578781looks like she did, item description calls her daughter of GW and a first star that made it to the LB
>>483578039Did you learn nothing from Fate Stay Night? Redman was good all along
>>483579278I AM GOING TO RELINK THE FIRE IN MARIKA'S WOMB
>>483579102very managable fightI would recommend giving up on the head for the most part and just hitting his legs/tail from the side
For reference, the only Divine Bird Warrior I know of is behind a warp gate with each farming run needing two loading screens (tp to bonfire, then use the portal, kill, repeat) and the latest boss I killed is the not-so-golden hippo in the shadow keep.Where can I farm the Divine Bird niggers currently? Or am I really stuck at that one spot for it? I have not shanked Messmer yet.
>>483579230Backhand Blade with Blind Spot
>>483579453This cocky yellow didn't realize that my skills reigns supreme. Easily defeated him using my massive amounts of DEX
wait I beat radahn and that's it? the big ass tree is still there, also you can't get to this whole area? did I miss something?
>>483579230arc bleed with fast weapons
>>483578364>what does Micky Radhania grab actually? I haven't been grabbed.
>>483579230dexterity onlyno bleed
Do people ever post fashion here or???
>>483579102The ONLY good dragon fight in Elden Ring is PlacidusaxFortissax is only passableBayle's only redeeming factor is that you have a hype man with you
>>483577957>He does fuck allIn my run he tanked and solo'd 3 of the gank squad. I can't ask for more from that man, truly a bro on every level
>>483578931>A loving blueberry wife you can breed with is the happy ending while the incest fag brothers dieBased
>>483578189Kino, Kino is what's happening
>>483579443I know this is bait but>six gorillion dorrar made>soulslop games have at most two dozen voicelines per character unlike games with real plots that have thousands
>>483573283If you play on 60fps you unironically did not beat the real game
>>483579507What are you farming them for? They wear the normal horned warrior set and the helmet is a guaranteed drop. You get the swords as a guaranteed drop from a warrior in Belurat, in the poison swamp.
>>483572656I know this isn't really the place but is this guy a lolcow or somethingI see him mentioned in multiple places and nowhere has anyone had nice things to say about him
>>483579581Yes, there are three bosses, including the best in From's entire catalogue.
>>483579586God I wish that was an alternate ending and not just a reskinned instadeath.
>>483579623>>>r/eldenring
>>483578931Ludwig was Miyazaki's self-insert.
>>483579581>wait I beat radahn and that's it?yes, you rike the ending?>also you can't get to this whole area? did I miss something?you can reach there, it's from a cave
>>483578364You turn gay
>>483579332By the way, you can use this or assassins' gambit to juke the Death glare statues in that one catacomb
>>483579672They unironically cut Radahn's dialogue because they couldn't get him a voice actor. All his grunts are the same one he had in the base game.
>>483579305Gonna cry again?
>>483577582>MFW I’ll never get to brush Miquella’s long hair while Maria hugs my backThanks “I LOVE EDGE” zaki.
>>483578931Witches win over blonde boys. Every time
>>483578931CARIANSUPREMACY
>>483579645I regret doing Bayle solojudging by all the posts in here having Igor in the fight seems to be a better experience
>>483579052I'm torn, the messages helped to find a lot of hidden bullshit but wouldn't have been better to play offline to find that shit by myself? I do have limited time
>>483579568This cocky invader thought he could use his superior speed to defeat my impenetrable defense. Little did he know he met the immovable wall.
>>483579657She's a block of wood you fucking retard you can't breed her. How stupid are you rannitards
>>483579181Holy fucking based
How it started>Mohg attacked Haligtree to capture and rape Miquella to start a new dynasty, because Miquella was the only person who ever treated Mohg with dignity instead of an abomination, and in his unsocialised, undeveloped worldview, Mohg mistook this for romance and wanted to create a new Lordship for his Outer God, the Formless Mother>Mohg is just flat out cartoonishly evil and the obvious "baddie" of the setting, even despite the tragic upbringingHow it's going>Miquella brainwashed Mohg in the Sewers, had Mohg create an entire faction in The Shattering War to medic-assassinate targets on all sides (which he wouldn't be a part of) commanded Mohg to attack the Haligtree to steal Miquella's body from ??? meanwhile he also commanded Malenia to nuke Caelid so Radahn would be trapped in the afterlife so Miquella could rape Radahn without consent and become God, overthrowing the Golden Order, and rendering Death and damnation to the Lands Between because..... uhhh... w-well... uh... does Miquella even have an Outer God backing him after all the cut content? Wasn't a prerequisite for an Empyrean to become a Vassal-God, to, you know, have an actual Outer Being to be a vassal for?>Also Radahn wasn't holding the stars in place to both protect Sellia from further invasion and possibly to protect Ranni from being manipulated by his Mother and the Nox into bringing forth the Lord of the Eternal Night - no, it was because Miquella wanted to rape him, and as long as those Stars stayed still, Radahn's ass stayed unmolested.>But apologism / denial stage because all the gayfaggots wanted to tap that underage assThis really screams of a last-minute rewrite to me.
>>483579581They litetearlly cut the ending cutscene and rewritten miquellas character
>>483579696He's some faggot streamer who spergs out nonstop and champions "gamer culture", the dude started in WoW and is unironically toxic in the non-meme form of the word, he's a subhuman goblin who wipes his nose on the wall next to his bed and doesn't shower for 1+ week regularly
>>483578483+3/+1This is going to be so much fun.
>>483579801I should make a subfolder for elden ring feet pics
>>483578931cry more faggot
>That melancholic feeling hit me once I've finished the DLCI didn't even like it that much, I thought it was a solid 6/10 DLC. And yet, it feels like saying a goodbye to an old friend.
>>483579834lmao
You love Miquella the kind. You want to aid him in his quest to become a god.
>>483577972I enjoy killing hornsent. It gives me joy to introduce them to the business end of the moonlight greatsword.Might not bring back Marika's people, but if it makes her smile a bit, that's okay.
>>483579779Then that's not a funding issue, it's a dogshit management issueSame reason every single game from DS1 to ER "is good but man have you seen the cut content and concepts, if all the scrapped stuff was in it would have been game of the century"Somehow they always "run out of time"
>>483579686I think you're mistaking the golden asset reusal for the bronze asset reusal. I'm talking about the niggas with the bird heads, not the omen heads.Belurat's bronzebois but with a golden bird motif. The guy in the ancient ruins of Rauh is who I mean.And I need his leg piece for a Spartan cosplay.
>>483579278THIS DOES NOT EXPLAIN WHAT THE SEDUCTION, BETRAYAL, ALIEN WOMB, GLOAM EYED QUEEN, OR GODSKIN APOSTLES ARE
>>483579829Igon is the only reason I enjoyed that fight, legitimately
>>483579829There's clearly no other route to the altar so you would have found out about the invisible bridge eventually
why have power stanced jump attacks not been nerfedwatching my buddy play and he's full unga bunga just jump L1 literally everything and it's highly effectivefeels equal to summoning
>>483576927But Miquella was in the cocoon at that point, gestating. All that remained of him in the LB at the time was his lifeless corpse.
>>483579586Why does nobody use Miquella's rune to prevent that?
Parry crystal should be a talisman/ring or an actual mechanic in every souls game to come.
>>483577519where did aris say that FP poke was okay in the picture?
>>483578783Canon heights are impossible to assess or determine due to shit like this. The old Rennala you fight in her second phase is also shorter than her in her first phase, soI doubt she was taller than her husband Radagon, all things considered >>483578931To be fair, Azur and Lusat are unkillable or untouchable too, and they only allow Sellen to mess with their bodies, as peers on the path of the primeval current. They are super versions of the undying monks from Sekiro, so… you can easily assume them to be above the player, or at least a transcendent tier above them, and in the beta they even “fuck off” blasted players back had they attacked them.The primevals just disregard you entirely, just like the Greatjar of Caelid does. They are the bigger wizards, Rennala just has the bigger (eh, Comet Azur is still bigger) spell.
>>483579929You shouldn't
>>483579696>is this guy a lolcow or somethingculture war faggots made him their new spokes personunironically told people to shut up and consume product when people were shitting on palworld slopcomplained that the DLC was too hard and quit
>>483579845You're forgetting that Radahn consented. He doesn't have a mind control rune over him in the boss fight and Freyja says he wanted this.
>>483579865You forgot to mention that despite being a millionaire, he lives in utter filth and squalor, surrounded by trash and rate with cockroaches crawling on him mid-stream.
>>483580009Because this is primarily a solo player game so who gives a fuck how anyone does it?
Ok who has a harder time winning?An invader who has to kill 1 shit host, or a gold who has to kill a boss before the shit host dies?
>>483579845>and as long as those Stars stayed still, Radahn's ass stayed unmolested.Kino.Miquella brainwashed Mohg so he could hide in a fucking cave in the middle of nowhere so his followers would have to find him. Pretty cool. Mohg is also not evil, by the way, despite kidnapping war-surgeons and mind controlling them, same as tricking Albinaurics into his group. So Mohg as a character is fucking gone because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>483580028>Long ago, I was stricken by scarlet rot in the Swamp of Aeonia. Immobile, feverish, and in great pain, I was entirely resigned to death.>I was left behind, and only Kindly Miquella was enough to seek me out. My wound was swollen and festering — exuding a most pungent odour — and yet he drained the poison from it.
>>483579281TEN OUT OF TEN THANKS SO MUCH MIYAZAKI NOW I CAN WATCH THE WORLD SLOWLY END AND NEVER BRING THIS MASTERWORK OF A SETTING THE SALVATION IT SO DESERVES WHILE STARING OUT INTO AN EMPTY SKYBOX SMILING SMUGLY AT THOSE PATHETIC PEDERASTS WHILE I IGNORE THE ENCROACHING VOID AT THE PIT OF MY SOUL THAT WON'T LET ME FORGE THE DELIVERANCE I FORSOOK OUT OF FEAR AND DENIAL
>>483578931You mad at Carian superiority?We even steal your flames.
>>483580009>why is my friend having fun>why am i so miserable with my self-imposed restrictionsfromsoft fags will never change
>>483579997>seductionShe seduced (me)>betrayalShe's a rock so her soft thighs and tits were for Godfrey alone, she cucked me by dying>alien wombidk what that even is>GEQMarika in her edgelord phase, she obliterated it from history because it was the cringe period of time she wore colored contacts, Gloam Eyed Queen is what her groupies called her>GodskinsHer groupies and orbiters all grown up, she doesn't like them because they remind her of her cringelord phase so she just leaves them be and pretends they don't exist at all
>>483580030The probably don't have it. I only found skibidi babidi boo tree avatar after I had killed both Bayle and Micky
>>483572656this dude is worse than DSP
>>483579845Miquella's whole unalloyed Gold schtick means he wasn't patsy to an Outer God.The Shaman Village lore confirms Marika became a god separately from being taken over by the Elden Beast. The Fingers (ie Metyr) manipulated her into becoming a Goddess to make her a suitable vessel for it.Miquella did step 1 without step 2. Unalloyed Gold meant he could become a God without turning his body into a seedbed for spacebugs.
RIP to a real one.
>>483572974>DSPNever forget that DSP grinded levels off stream in BB because he was having a tough time
>>483579323>Just say you want all of your encounters to be straight forward and boring. I don't want that though.I'm just telling you it doesn't work as a boss fight because in this series bosses are fought in arenas, and whenever they are more complex than open fields the results is ai breaking cheese or unfun gameplay.I actually don't dislike Miriam at all. I'd happily take a medium sized dungeon full of well crafted encounters over a dozen bosses. Because that's what you're asking: darklight catacombs as a level rather than Jori at the end as a boss.
Why would Miquella's plan to resurrect Radahn with Mohg's corpse be in Messmer's keep atop Messmer's tower, guarded by Messmer's scholars, when Miquella already found a way into Enir-Ilim without needing to burn the Tree?
What if Miyazaki say "yeah we balance DLC bosses around spirit summon", would that shut the community up forever?
>>483580030you have to actually use the item midfight, which just opens you up. plus that move is super easy to dodge no way you get hit twice one the same fight except on purpose.
>>483580127>with cockroaches crawling on him mid-streamwhat the fuck? I'd literally scream like a little girl if cockroaches started randomly crawling up on me, how the fuck does he live?
>>483575576If you look back at Europe in that time, you'll notice that most of the south was full of arabs since they had conquered it, especially spain and italy.To try and sell white people as a superior race for owning scientific accomplishments, you fail to realize the story of europe and its accomplishments is marked in conquest and mixing with arabsElden Ring
>>483580346fromsoft already did it for base game and people are still in denial after 2 years and won't shut up
>>483580116There's no way Radahn consentedActual non mind-controlled Radahn would be fuming over the fact that Miquella didn't bring back his horse too
Does someone know how to build this? Especially in regards to godslayer greatsword, since it already has a similar statspread and the same moveset?>better DEX scaling (barely) than GSGS but worse FTH scaling in Keen>better FTH scaling but worse DEX scaling in sacred/flameart>better DEX and STR scaling in quality>STR scaling still shit compared to DEXNote: all of these are at +24 and +9 respectively since I didnt want to sacrifice a valuable stone just for a comparisonHow do I build this? Pay the FTH tax and play it as quality? Pay the STR tax and use it as a 1H for a FTH build? Just go for GSGS instead?
>>483580351His wall has dried blood on it from when his gums would bleed and he'd just wipe it there. I think he's just used to it man
>>483580194Who should I hate more? Miquella or Miyazaki?>>483580328Ummm, ummmm errrr....>>483580427Radahn will ride Miquella like a horse, so it's fine.
>>483580076
>>483579845>no, it was because Miquella wanted to rape him, and as long as those Stars stayed still, Radahn's ass stayed unmolested.I laughed
>>483580284>death by being in a FROM gamemany such cases
>>483580351THE LOATHSOME DUNG-EATER
>>483580437The godslayer gs is worse in every way
>>483578931>wahhh, Ranni is untouchable, wahhh, her mom is also untouchable, wahhhI always laugh when retards think that a moon mom is the biggest baddest wizard when these two exist. They are actually untouchable without the game telling you “no you can’t attack them lol”.
>>483579963>get grabbed by radahn >miquella whispers into your ear>his symbol becomes a womb tattoo on the player and it makes you insatiably horny for mickey>stop in the middle of the battle because you spontaneously ejaculate on the spot
>>483580427Miquella is incapable of charming people without a big, obvious arc over their heads after he breaks his Great Rune. Radahn is lacking that. The NPCs say Radahn is himself too. He was in on the plan.
>>483579979You're the confused one, buddy. The guys with bird heads are literally just dual-wielding Horned Warriors, but with bird heads. They wear the same set, except for the helmet--which is a bird head. The head is a guaranteed drop from the one in the sending gate. Their weapons are dropped by a normal dual-wielding horned warrior in Belurat. The bird ones have no unique equipment or drops except their head.
>>483580437Flame art infusion and focus on faith
>>483579834This cocky yellow thought he could use his superior int to defeat my overwhelming skill. Little did he know I came prepared.
>>483580437Str, fire infusion.
>>483580517does this nigger not have a mom or something at least to clean his room>all those empty fucking soda bottles>probably dried sugar at the bottomDude his room must be FILLED with flies what the FUCK
>>483580162If the gold isn't using some busted build that is built for 1 shotting bosses then the gold is gonna have a harder time.Meanwhile hosts will often kill themselves without you needing to do anything, especially in this DLC. Those fucking faggots with the big curved swords and there unlimited poise is annoying as fuck to deal with and has killed just as many hosts as I have when I'm invading.
I need to invade before they begin to nerf shit.
>>483580543who is the chuck and who is the sneed
>best sorcery of the DLC requires 24 faith
Remove the unreactable undodgeable "breathes fire directly under itself" attack and every dragon fight in the game goes up by one point
>>483578664I was laboring under the impression there was going to be a Miquella ending until I walked through the fog gate of the Radahn fight.
>>483580427I'm not sure he would be that keen on being resurrected as a weird chimera of his own soul and his omen brothers body. Not to mention Malenia rotting him before.>>483580543They can't do anything though, just raise their hands.
>>483580671which one is that?
>>483580287At least he actually worked the grind, Assbaldfraud cheat engined in 100m souls to get to level 333 which does fuck all for your build
>>483580437It does a shitload of fire damage with a fth build.It's basically made for the flame spear flame art and every fire damage bonus you can fit on yourself.
>>483580215>stole the moons from her sister and her niece>mother and daughter dynamic ruined Carian supremacy is so stupid Miyazaki ruined the charm of the Carians without even realizing it. I guess every Carian be gettin’ their own moon…
>>483580543You can get them mutiliated into a soulless orb just by progressing their quests. Meanwhile Sellen doesn't even bother to actually slit Renalla's throat despite that being her motivation.
>>483580616>does this nigger not have a momhe got her killed due to neglect
>>483580563>The bird ones have no unique equipment or drops except their head.Their variants of the armor pieces are golden
>>483579305chat is this true
>>483580215how are the swords? I once used SONAF when doing my INT/FTH build and liked it since it even was good just for standard attacks, but those those blades' stat scaling looks somewhat worse.
>>483580543Master Lusat and Azur are cool but I still wonder how the fuck does Rennala's Full Moon required more INT than Comet Azur when clearly Comet Azur is a superior sorcery. Does that imply Rennala is a better sorceress than both of them?
>>483580437>quality>faith>dexyou can do whatever you want, or you asking whats the meta for it? My only answer would then be, stop being a meta whore.
>>483580616His mom died because she was mentally deficient and he refused to intervene with regards to her bad habits
Do I need to summon him for something? do I get something for doing so?
>>483580710The shadow thorns
>>483580718Only the Carian royals are associated with the moon.
>>483578664>reach Divine Tower>reach the top and see the same background as the one shown in the Launch Trailer https://youtu.be/M-Xh4vbs6go?t=171>Miquella must be there! My love, I can finally see him!>See Leda at the end of the room. We finally made it to the Divine Tower after burning down the sealing tree!>Suddenly get a premonition of Gideon Ofnir.>She starts saying that I wasn't guided here by Miquella at all, and that I'm just after Lordship.>Oh no... did I trigger the bad end?>Explore every inch of the map for anything I missed, checking back periodically to see if Leda changed locations.>Figure out how to get Freyja and Ansbach's quest done.>They talk about the secret rite to resurrect Radahn using Mohg's body.>Wait a minute... were the leaks real?>Scavenge the internet for answers and discover there's only one ending to the DLC as of yet.>Uninstall Elden Ring and hover /erg/ for the following days to process how fucked the lore is post-"DLC"
>>483580827you don't need to, you get nothing from summoning him
>>483580591Nice webm lmaoThis pesky invader thought he would be real sneaky with his ballista. Little did he know I was onto him from the start.
boss summons adds?I summon addsas simple as that
Come on, Radahn. You can ride me anytime. :)Miyazaki is truly a fucking genius.
>>483580651>backhand blade yep, you're getting nerfed
>>483580803>>483580738damn no wonder the zoomies are so obsessed with him he's like everything bad but ramped up to 230%
>>483580103as a true conservative it makes me sad that this is the guy who has to be the spokesperson, and i only agree with maybe half of his takes. it's really a coinflip whether he's going to say something legitimately true or have some dumb take.
>>483580651You look like you rob wagons.
>>483580710Impenetrable thorns
CHAT IS THIS ACTUALLY TRUE
>>483580303>because in this series bosses are fought in arenasAnd what a major flaw that is>>483580359Lol, retard, the Islamic golden age never actually happened, and it was the product of conquered Persians slowly convincing Muslims that the Quran is retarded.And then he Mongols happened.
>>483580116>He doesn't have a mind control rune over him in the boss fightIs this the new "they don't have pink mist around their character model" cope?
>>483580589>>483580717okay, seems like a nice info, thanks.>>483580595will keep in mind, but for my STR build I want to look at other stuff, like the throwing hammer.
>>483580763>The real casuals are the people that do SL1 playthroughsWatch out, big mind and work here
>>483580268>The Shaman Village lore confirms Marika became a god separately from being taken over by the Elden Beast. The Fingers (ie Metyr) manipulated her into becoming a Goddess to make her a suitable vessel for it.Citation?
>>483580894great, thanks
>>483580718>Didn't read the loreOf course you didn't lolOr else you'd know Rellena was also a Carian Princess and within her right to have moon powers
>>483580738QRD?
>>483580893>and discover there's only one endingWe didn't even get that
>>483580616He neglected his mom, who was just as filthy and retarded as him, to death. He could hire a full cleaning crew with how rich he is, but the guy clearly has found his comfort zone living in the most disgusting and unsanitary conditions imaginable.
so how much am i fucked if i go for a 71 bst shield instead of the new 90 one for fashion?not sure how much harder stamina is to manage when i poke from behind shield while also blocking damage
>>483577972everybody talking about wanting more miquella, I want NPC loli marika in the lands of shadow
Melina belongs to the three fingers.
>>483580972What the fuck is this supposed to mean, you schizophrenic indian? All in-game information tells you and shows you Radahn isn't being controlled.
>>483580718I still can't believe Rellana the secret twin of Rennala is a real character and that this writing made it through to the final product.Waluigi Coldsteel the Hedgehog OC tier bitch
>use model from the files>use AI to generate more voice-linesEventually, someone is going to make a huge mod where you can join Miquella. And play through this DLC with some alternative story. I just hope that someone with actual talent does this, so I can replay the DLC with a fresh approach.>>483580893I understand that it might be sad that your prefered storyline didn't happen, but you're acting like an absolute unhinged (pedo) faggot. Repeat your own age in your head and then decide if this is what you should be doing.
>>483580351>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pBw5XwQvX8
>>483580765Fun as fuck, but not very useful against the major bosses I found. The fire takes too long to come out and doesn't have enough stun to really be useful. The magic projectiles are okay but again not a lot of hitstun and short range.Against mobs and even elite mooks though it's amazing. The flames DO have amazing stun potential so as long as you can get the first hit you can get the entire three spins off.Basically I'm using them while exploring and I bust out the MGS for bosses and harder enemies.
Am I blind or is there really literally nothing here
>>483580734Sellen and Rennala spend their time rubbit their feet while you aren't looking. They bonded from that.
>>483580962>suddenly Persians are white because it suits your narrativeyour next claim will be that northern indians (aryans) are also white because hitler proclaimed the germans aryans
>>483580763That's not even fucking true, what is this guy fucking smoking?
>>483581057yeah, mine
>>483580941>Mom's mind and health is deteriorating>LIve like a degenerate >Almost kills herself by lighting a cigarette and using an oxygen mask at the same time>"Uhhh doood, she's an adult, she can do what she wants dood"It's a spectacle to watch. Not to mention that he didn't even seem fazed by the whole thing
>>483580903i've reposted this exact webm like 6 times it always kills me lol what the hell where they thinking with fingerprint shield???? you can STILL do this
>Bayle theme>Midir leitmotifOk this is kino
>>483572883Nah Despair is kino
>>483580949Rogue guy. Yes I do.
>>483580972You triggered xer
>>483580543I've always wanted a red one to go with these 2, I know there's a mage armor with red gems all over but not something like these 2
>>483580779I can only assume that the moons are an intelligence in their own right, while much bigger concepts like nebulas are the pens or birthplaces of stars. The moon is eerie in the sense that it is “met”, and appears selective, or regional, implying one must intercept its course, or have it notice you.This is probably why the moons cost high int while the nebula beam is three slots.
>>483578249>betrayalhornsent think Marika and the shamans exist to live in the jars for them, so fighting back was a betrayal to them>oy vey, how dare the goyim not live in the jarsnever forget the 6 gorillion hornsent burned by messmer
>>483581131I sometimes get recommended videos on youtube of Persian women doing housework, and I have to say white or not some of these women are absolutely beautiful. Definitely better looking than arabs or jews.
>>483580359>If you look back at Europe in that time, you'll notice that most of the south was full of arabs since they had conquered it, especially spain and italy.You are American, aren't you? There was very little mixing in Italy / Spain. The muslims ruled over the native population but didn't mix with them much at all. And the ones that did mix were mostly murdered or driven out after Reconquista.
>>483581120There's a soulless demigod you can use to dupe remembrances
>>483581071The followers don't have runes on their head either, yet are still charmed in the story. Come on man
>>483580852>>483581003Okay so every Carian gurl/princess gets their own moon, got it.The moons are no longer special. Moons are no longer “we chose you, Rennala, to produce Ranni”, as they are just moons.
>>483581082Yes, this is the path of the highest good.
>>483581317That's before Miquella breaks his great rune. You see them get de-charmed. He's only capable of charming people using an extremely obvious incantation after that.You realize that I addressed this? Why are brown people so stupid?
>>483581164>Not to mention that he didn't even seem fazed by the whole thingI see this all the fucking time bro.At some point having a mentally disabled relative to care for becomes so stressful the only thing you feel when they die is relief and a bit of guilt at feeling that way.
>>483581071What about your NPC party of heroes? None of them show they are charmed but Leda tells you that Miquella casted a spell on them
>the body of someone who wanted you (at least his power)>the soul/behavior of the strongest warrior of allIt's not that hard really, don't need Radahn's consent when Mogh is willingly by your side.
Making a new character for my next playthrough, what do you guys think I should be between Arcane, Int, or Dex?I'm gonna transfer a bunch of my unused weapons from my strength playthrough onto the character regardless of what I chose to do, for example, perfumes for the dex character, scythe for arc one, etc. Maybe also some talismans.
Radahn was raped. He didn't consent.
Why the fuck are the movesets of spears such shit?>durr just running R2the actual movesets I mean
>>483580734Rennala is too pathetic to harm. You will notice Rennala huddles away in the corner of that room when Sellen is around. Fucking adorable.
>>483581164makes me mad that we live in a world that a degenerate like that gets to be a millionaire who never has to "work" in his life and meanwhile i have a 9-5 with an hour and a half commute each way. it's not fair. God remains dead. and we have killed him. how shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? what was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us?
>>483581393Literally the Queen's little sister. If you don't think that's a close as fuck link I don't know what to do about your autism.
>>483581003Yeah even in the base game they state that Ranni is the last remaining princess. Implying others.
>>483581458That's the issue though, he didn't really care for her. He said himself that he just ignores problems like that until they go away and told her to do the same
if your character isn't barefoot you didn't beat the game
>>483581251>encourage Marika's rise to power by genociding her people and putting them in jars>almost bring the lord of frenzied flame into the land of shadow>all because of muh spiritsNow that I think about it the Hornsent are behind virtually all the misery in the world
>>483579378yes
Marika's hammer is really strong in the DLC, no one seems to resist holy damage.
>>483581650i'm not into man feet
>>483580224the only reason it's upsetting me is because this guy is the fromsoft fag that shittalks our other friend for using spirit ash or magic
>fromsoft are already rolling out difficulty nerfsThey've lost their edge.
>>483581539seems like INT got a bunch of shit to fuck around with
>>483580962>And what a major flaw that isIt's a choice. I don't agree with it, but most action games fans prefer games this way.I mean technically we're asking for Doom gameplay here.
>>483581293Persian women are hot as fuck but I take offense to the idea that semites can't be hot, berbers are cute af
I still haven't beaten any boss with DLC weapons, the blasphemous blade is just too strong
>remember fans existits gaming time boys
>>483581539>>483581539>>483581539Image not uploading...
>>483580779Rennala just can’t be smarter or more powerful since she’s not a star rock. She’s not as evolved as they are.
why are there no rune arcs in the DLC
One bad thing about the DLC is that it's such a jump in quality it makes main game feel pointless in comparisonLike god damn this fucking map is insanely well thought out
>>483581076Nothing about Rellana is bad though. And her behavior is actually in line with the type of person her sister and niece are.
>>483579586>thousand year voyagekek, this clown even quoted Ranni to try and brainwash you
>gravebird headpiece is a bird helmet instead of the blindfold thing they wearruined
anyone else feel like the base game bosses are super slow now compared to the DLC ones
>>483581561Did you ask him?
>>483581801The map, quests, music, bosses, everything is top-tier. I don't get all the complaining about the game. The lore seems fine if you actually play through the game. Everything is explained well.
>>483581637>he didn't really care for herEver or anymore though?Doesn't really matter anyway, he's a cunt in general rather than because of his mom.
What NPCs do you *ACTUALLY* have to summon for a boss fight to get their stuff? Do they actually have to fight and survive the battle or can you just unsummon them after summoning them?
>>483581605Yes, because Rellena denounced her royalty to side with Messmer. Read the fucking lore.
>>483581580>atomize society>still have to live in a society>wtf why is every man out for himself? why am I alone in a city of five million people?yeah I wonder why
>>483577506Morgot has the Cursed Blood Perfume Bottle but sealed it away after winning because he thought it was too strong.
>>483581794i found liek 5~ so far
>>483581873Bloodborne and its consequences have been a disaster for the Soulsbourne franchise.
>can't enchant dryleaf artsmy fire fist build, dead in the water....
>>483581801the main point is that the DLC map doesn't have much less content I feel, but it's condensed into a much smaller space. so you don't have to run around emptyness for more than half a minute usually.
WOW 10 SECRETS YOU MISSED IN THE DLC!THIS BUILD IS OP, DLC EASY MODE!DON'T MISS THESE 5 THINGS IN THE DLC!NOW NOW NOW!
>>483581895He told Jerren and Jerren told me.
>>483581873Yeah, the are super slow compared to Radahn.
horncels btfo. there is no recovery
>>483581961Make them holy, the shockwaves they create look holy in nature anyway
>>483581975Jerren didn't say shit
>divine element which she twisted into the scarlet rothuh? so the outer god of Malenia didn't even make the rot?
>>483581995DidDid the hornsent piss themselves?
>>483581580The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.
>>483581759I personally think most Semite cuties are levantine, but that's also because most of them are crusader mutts with European admixture like Syrians before the war brought in all the arab proxy groups.
>>483581539Personally I think Dex and Arc got the most new interesting options, so if you are starting fresh I'd say make a dex arc person that can do cool poison palm martial arts bullshit. Or full blood. Avenge Mohg. Justice for the Mohgwyn Dynasty.
>>483581951yeah it sucks. kinda fucked up how right ted kazinsky was. he's probably right about where we're headed too, with genetic manipulation and AI and whatnot just around the corner.
Miquella fags are upset because they couldn't marry a femboy like they wanted to in their gay dreams
I want to get someone or something to draw my tarnished hugging the midget shield fucks from that one spirit ash, they're so fucking fun.
>>483582071That's because you aren't his special friend like me.
>>483581971The DLC is like 80% of the main game in actual size, you just don't realize it at first because it's multi layered. And all content is significantly higher quality wise. Even the least detailed location (charo's hidden grave) is still leaps and bounds above Mountaintops.
>>483582063I didn't mean infusion. I meant I want glowing hands.
>>483582146No, I wanted a happy ending for the Twins. Even a bittersweet one would have done.
>>483580693>They can't do anything though, just raise their hands.Sellen describes Azur as a stern judge of men, whatever that means. Liszt is called a child of the stars. I don’t think they even need to move, as they are elsewhere, at this time. Azur is even levitating in deep meditation. It is still ambiguous, their true state, and Onze in the DLC seems to see a sort of “ruin” at the end of it all, if we’re to compare the star lined sword to that of the primeval current (Onze is clearly in a similar state to errant sorcerer Wilhelm). The old primevals seem to be further into their progression/regression.
>Shaman can fuse with other people So was Radagon never actually Marika's "second half" but a completely different person altogether that forcibly fused with Marika as a coup by the GW/GO against her? Hence the Tarnished? She knew that Radagon's coup was coming, knew she couldn't do anything about it because it was backed by the GO and sent away Godfrey and the Tarnished to get strong in foreign lands and come back when she managed to wrest back enough control to shatter the Elden Ring. It would open the way for them by baiting them with the idea of becoming Elden Lord while in reality the actual objective is to free herself from Radagon and the Elden Beast with a counter-coup of her own initiated by her foreign legion, preferably led by Godfrey himself motivated to get back his spot as EL.
>>483577143White boy instincts
>>483582137You WILL enjoy your dopamine prison cellYou WILL abandon your fellow manYou WILL consume the productYou WILL eat the slop
I wanted to throw hands with Miqqy himself. All I got was Radahn again.
>>483582146we were supposed to have a shota, not some retarded adult femboybut miyazaki did a last minute rewrite
>>483581393Anon, the moon has been associated with the Carian royal family since its inception.The act of gifting the MGS (which isn't necessarily unique) to a bethrod is a tradition, not something JUST Rennala and Ranni did.It potentially goes back to their Nox heritage.
>>483582086AIIIEEEEE LEDA PLEASE DON'T PEG M- ACK
Does igon do anything/give anything after killing bayle?;? I summoned him during the fight but I don't want to miss something. dragon lady already killed herself unfortunately
>>483582363>but miyazaki did a last minute rewriteLike every other dlc/game he's done the past decade
>>483581759middle eastern women are physically interesting. they are covered up but they can be curvy as hell. i still miss looking at my dentist's ass
>>483582418He dies
>>483582418You get his set, his greatbow and a bell bearing that lets you buy his greatarrows
>>483582418you get his greatbow and his hat i think if you go back to his body after the double drake fight
>>483582075Her rot is weird and pink, might be a different strain.
>>483573018had the same thought, anon
>>483582526Where?
>>483582137he -was- right, but you shouldn't kill people to make a point, so he fucked up in the end.and now we live like this
>>483582537Her rot is budding, it's fresh like spring.Malenia's is flowering/blooming, it's ripe like summer.Hence the colour difference.
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>>483582364The moon is merely the closest celestial body, nothing more.
>>483582075Pretty sure it means she applied this shit to scarlet rot, not that she created it, because the scarlet rot in That area is VERY different
>>483582280Back to /alter/ with you, slut
>>483582329There should have been a God of War style QTE after you kill Radahn.
>>483582328it's like that episode of Black Mirror where everyone rides bikes to create power and the only way out is to go into porn or some shit. you live in a little apartment with screens on every wall and you can't look away from the advertisements for porn. the only way out is to be incredibly evil yourself and sell out.
>>483582585Near the area where the two dragons were fighting one another
>>483582280Radagon is genderbent Marika whose purpose was to have children with Rennala, when they came out decently okay Marika decided to fuck herself and got pseudo incest broken children, classic GRRM stuff.
>>483573242Because the jars would be all that remains of Marika's home townSome of those jars could've been his great-uncles or aunts in a different life
>>483572512Why is it so hard to find art of her as an actual doll? Too many artists turn her into a blue human
How the fuck did Miquella charm Mohg if he was a hand sticking out of a cocoon that is confirmed to have never even talked to him during this period? How did Ans-whatever his name is "challenge" him if he was again, a fucking hand"? I was arguing against the "Miquella got kidnapped on purpose" theory because of how fucking dumb and weightless it is and how it ruins the tone of the Haligtree and it turns out to be somehow even dumber and more nonsensical then I could have ever imagined, bravo Miyazaki I will never doubt your hackishness again
>>483572575when they had armored core 6 release with 21:9 support i was hopeful erdtree would bring it. I was a fool.
>>483582638Says the mpreg fetishist that's weaker in magic than Rellana
>>483581568seek swift spear
i want to try a greatshield build for my third run. do people run pokey sticks for guard pokes or greathammers for guard counter on these? purely physical or enchantments?
>>483582706It's just shadowrun/cyberpunkThe capitalist pig-dogs have won
>>483582280No. Empyreans all have dual personas of the opposite gender. We see this with St. Trina.
>>483581950He's agreeing with you.
>>483582075No, no. She discovered the means to create and act with the scarlet rot, the scarlet rot is just the Goddess' 'influence' for the most part. Notice that she can only create buds, and never blooms, ala the chosen goddess Malenia
>delayed attack>delayed attack>delayed attack>delayed attack>delayed attackGreat boss design.
>>483582728Maybe some St.Trina dream bullshit
>>483582706Yeah that's probably the only episode of that show that'll stick with me for non-meme reasons, yet I will do my best to persist
>>483582638>dude wants to the big finger>kill the current big finger>dude wtf??? I'm PISSED Fromsoft can't write for shit
>>483582824St Trina is a discard of Miquella. Ranni and Malenia pointedly do not have second halves.
>>483582280Radagon is the 'Loyalty' Marika had that she cast off like St. Trinia.
>>483582824Where are Ranni's and Malenia's?
>>483582847>spams rolls every time the boss makes a move>gets punishedgreat player
ANYONE ON PS4 WANNA DO FIRE GIANT
>>483582728Could be that Miquella could wake up from the coma at will, but after he divested himself of enough parts of himself, he eventually lost the ability.
>>483582364Going by this logic, the Carians should be taking over the academy much earlier, if they had access to moon spells so soon. If Rennala truly wasn’t the first Carian girl to receive a full moon, then we can only assume that Azur and Lusat truly are the more powerful, or at the very least Raya Lucarians are above them in sheerness.So yes, I do find it hard to believe that the moons were around as spells before the last queen of Caria, Rennala.
>>483582981everyone is in the dlc bro...
>>483582280Yes, but troons will deny it because HCTiCoL (Head Chief Tranny in Charge of Lore) (also known as Zullie the Tranny) wants to say that Radagon is Marika but trans and not a half-giant revolutionary rebel warlord.This is the same zullie the tranny that says the cleanrot knights are turning into rot insects, even after it was pointed out that the "metamorpising wings" are just a piece of cloth on their waist.
>>483582630But how do I get to that bridge to bayle then
>>483582889Ranni killed her body. Malenia has the buds.
>>483582981>PS4
>>483582847delayed attacks are your attack windowsgit gud
>>483582889St Trina was his shadow, but in the alchemic sense like Marika and Radagon rather than the wolf/beast/greater will sense
>fingerprint shield>chicken wingI BEAT THE GAME
>>483582804the elites have won. the only way out is to become one yourself. the methods for doing so are all extreme, require completely throwing away your sense of morality, and yet are still highly likely to fail.
>>483582950>It's ok it's a bad design because it filters shittersYou're such a braindead fuck it's hilarious. Keep jerking off to "gid gud" posts.
>>483583002Mohg's remembrance is explicit in that he never received a response from Miquella
>>483583042Cave near Suppressing Tower
>>483582638>sends you to kill the hand-alien>>WTF WHY DID YUO KIL HAND ALIENWhat the fuck did he expect was going to happen?
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>skibidi level 18 before Messmerdid I beat the game?
>>483582889>>483582926Ranni/Godwyn?
>>483582638Well then why does the moon require 70 fucking int to incarnate while your shitty microcosm needs only 42 int to comprehend?Seriously though, he may be right but he's definitely not speaking from an impartial standpoint given his unhinged obsession with the fingers
>>483583107insane how I become a communist not because I believe in the utopia but because I would rather distribute the poverty evenly than see human monsters become rich
>>483583030>Cannot discuss lore without having a mental breakdown about ecelebs and trannies.
Holy shit when is the seamless coop mod coming out?I'm going to put down a minor erdtree incantation in front of the traitors Radahn and Miquella when my bros from the Golden Order face them down
>>483583240Retard
How do I get to that upper red partDo I get there from somewhere else? Can't find any way from cerulean cost and it's driving me mad
>>483582770>implying game mechanics don’t matterAnon, a single sword swing to the neck will kill the likes of Rellana or Malenia. A single good stab took out Radahn.What makes you think Ymir wouldn’t best her in a realistic match that is realistically lethal? One cast of Comet should be able to disintegrate anybody. What makes you think a woman in boob plate should survive a stab to the heart or a beam to the face?Health bars and titanium flesh are not a part of the canon, and even in Dark Souls actually unkillable characters like Seath still have “wounds that close”.
>>483582728Mohg only has so many choices for an empyrean, he definitely wants to start his own dynasty surrounding the formless mother. Scarlet rot is not his forte, he probably has no idea where Ranni is, or Ranni's very elusive, so that leaves Miquella. I don't believe Miquella was kidnapped on purpose because it's very clear that he made no attempt to communicate with Mohg. proably only opting to stuff Radahn in Mohg simple because Mohg was strong.
>>483583346Not from cerulean coast.there's a dragon's pit dungeon near the big pillar, you need to get through the dragon area
are smithscript daggers easymode even on 0 skibidi
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>easier to make than normal rot pots because components respawn>Haima tier area>can get it without fighting a single foe in the entire DLCTwink bros...
>>483579845Castle sol lore says that when an eclipse happens, godwyn can be re-ensouled Or something and that was Miquella's plan. It would have made infinitely more sense for From to say that Miquella sent Malenia to kill Radahn in order to move the stars to make an eclipse happen to resurrect Godwyn instead of whatever this nonsense is
>>483583012The other carians probably only saw Cresent and Half Moons or some shit while Rennalla was the first to see the one full moon and Rellana the first to see both moons
>>483578009There have been situations throughout the franchise where they zoom the camera out, namely Midir's fight. I can't even imagine why they didn't do this for bosses like Bayle or the Divine Beast.
>>483583241>Well then why does the moon require 70 fucking int to incarnate while your shitty microcosm needs only 42 int to comprehend?Because From’s spell developers are so, so stupid lol.
>>483583346Cave west of Suppressing tower
>>483583550nigger>>483583202
>>483583502Not true unfortunately as it's confirmed that Miq was using him to reach the land of shadows somehow, and given what his ultimate plan is using him was something he was always looking to do.
>>483582981Gimme a few minutes to hop on. Password?
>>483583030>unhinged schizo rant out of nowhere against ZullieWhy does that guy piss you faggots off so much.
>>483583573>Rellana the first to see both moonsShe was there with her sister. The spell is just named after her.
>>483581924I just feel that the bosses are over agressive and their recovery times between attack does not match my own character action speed regarding items usage, spell casting and attacks that are not light attacks.Moreover they are a little too good at reacting to what you do robbing you of the feeling of mastery over the difficulty you had in older game.They are also almost uniform in that regard, being basically faster Artorias in plain round area. A little variety in the type of room geometry you can use to fight them (like capra demon) or having gimmick bosses would be a nice change of pace.
>>483572284sounds like you need to place more value on the adventure rather than the destination or you will never attain any semblance of enlightenment
>>483583241Elden Stars, the oldest incantation in the game and a replica of the star that housed the Elden Beast, costs less than Miquella's light nuke. Are you saying that a star sent from the GW itself carrying a reality warping star slug is weaker than a gay shota?
>>483577691>General Radahn. >A pleasure to see you, after all this time.>But those remains do not belong to you.>Lord Mohg will have his dignity.motherfucking OVERDOSING on the sheer loyalty of this grandpa
>>483579453So do FP / stamina not get scaled down at all as a password phantom? That's crazy
Why are troons like Zullie who get STRAIGHT to the fucking point so much less insufferable to deal with then non troons like Vaati who are so far up their own asses? I don’t understand it.“Here’s a three minute video about a small thing I noticed and felt like sharing in words and not voice, okay bye now.”“HERE IS AN HOUR LONG VIDEO ABOUT SOMETHING THAT I COULD HAVE EXPLAINED IN THREE MINUTES, ALSO I AM YOUR PROPHET!!! MY THEORIES ARE TRUEEEE!!”
>>483584187Zullie got the gaming autism gene and Vaati has the theatre kid autism gene
>>483583962Ansbach giving loli Mohg a headpatWould watch.
beat radahn on my dexfrogturns out the trick was spamming backhand blade blind spot whenever he took a swing at me and then praying the RNG was good in the 2nd phase
>>483584187I don't really care about lore but vaati definitely has an information problem like you said, his latest video which was supposed to be a guide to the starting area of the DLC missed a ton of good stuff, even in the areas he actually went to (he missed a LOT of places). There was also a lot of 'I didn't figure out how to get here' even though this video was styled as a complete starter area guide, it was really just clips from his first blind playthrough and then a second one (again, this is supposed to be a 'EVERYTHING TO DO IN THE DLC STARTING AREA' video)
>>483579963NOOO I DON'T WANNA BE A SISSY CONSORT
>>483578171It's my turn to post this tomorrow>>483578170
>>483583572It also would have given them an excuse to give us eclipse themed spells, even a moon spell based on an eclipse, fuck.Instead we get a retarded as fuck reveal about a guy raped by a prepubescent kid and a retarded as fuck double moon.
> didn't talk to Moore before the rune is broken> he never gave me black syrup> Thollier can't give me his concoctionFuck now I can't get the dragon waifu summon can I
>>483577495There's nothing rewrittenYou simply found out the truth There are even item description that are straight up false/liesHistory, the "truth"is written by the winner only real way to confirm things is if you were there
>>483577963radahn is beaten at level 1 with faith talisman and scarseal with rotten breath mogh is hard
