>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-calibration-update-1122>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Previous>>483607849
Would Miquella be gentle in bed?
>beat all the remembrance bosses>immediately lose the will to keep playinghelp
Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The REDMANE ARMY!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING my BROTHER?!?! RADAHN'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REPEATEDLY COOM into MIQUELLA'S tight BUSSY!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN him for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after RADAHN STRETCHES out my beloved brother PERMANENTLY with ANTI GRAVITY HIP ATTACKS and ZERO G SPINNING COCK LUNGES, OGHA and JERREN will DOUBLE-TEAM him?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST him like the DIRTY TWINK WHORE he IS?!?! JERREN is gonna FILL him with his RED MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while OGHA WHISKS his MIND AWAY with PLEASURE like A RAIN OF GRAVITATIONAL ARROWS?!?!! And NEXT is IJI?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! YOU joined back as the BLACKSMITH of the REDMANES JUST to FUCK my BROTHER?! WAIT PLEASE DON'T USE YOUR CARIAN MAGIC TO BROADCAST THIS ACROSS THE LANDS BETWEEN!!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU!!! WAIT, you WON'T until HE arrives??!? And WHO could that possibly b- WAIT the TARNISHED?!?! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to BEAT ME again and FORCE me to BLOOM? Making me be REBORN and SPAWN more clones like MILLICENT and her SISTERS who are PART of ME? THEN you'll ORDER RADAHN'S KNIGHTS to hold us down and FORCE US to WATCH our beloved BROTHER get VIOLATED by the ENTIRETY of the REDMANE ARMY from EVERY POSSIBLE ANGLE? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing my SWEET BROTHER getting GAPED, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER like the ELDEN RING as my MIND BREAKS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATIZING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, where I will KEEP MUMBLING TO MYSELF I'm UNDEFEATED, which will eventually DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED into the BASE OF THE SCADUTREE where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in DEEP WITHIN, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED BROTHER getting FUCKED THROUGH while I become A DROOLING INVALID?!?! YABBA DABBA
HOW MANY OF YOU TRUE DRAGON WARRIORS KILLED BAYLE HONOURABLY?
Marika was 100% knotted.
CURSE YOU BAYLE
Last chance to get in. Reply in this thread or I could easily miss it. Will post the final tomorrow.
Is the DLC viable on low level characters with Skittles?
>>483620601Having nothing between his ears except "luv me wife" and wanting to murder everything that moves.
miquella is 9 feet tall you stupid niggers
>>483620571What do you mean "honorably"? Honor doesnt win battles. Honor is just something losers cling to because they wernt clever enough to think outside the box.
>>483620627So was Ranni
does this look stupid? i dont want her to be fully covered up but the short crotch area is kinda cockblocking me
I'm completely blind on the dlc but I came here to post that I'm finally ready to enter the DLC after creating my perfect Miquella's Wife buildHaligtree Knight set, Miquellan Knight Sword, Haligtree Shield, INT/FTH build.I do get to marry him right? Not that it really matters, he's going to be all mine whether he wants it or not
BAYYYYYYYYYYLE
>open random western stream to see how they are doing in the DLC>fingerprint shield lolCrazy that the anime girls are actually playing the game while western streamers are all cheesing the shit out of everything despite being "pro gaymurs"
>>483620669
I'm gonna have a heart attack, jesus fucking christ.Zero flasks left btw.No shields, no parriesm pure, unadulterated Milady. Femboy dickhole destroyed.
>>483620669Oh shit put me in coach
metyr is the finger crucible, daughter to the 'all crucible' aka the mother of crucibles, or simply the crucible. the horn crucible, flower crucible, wing crucible, etc. are all siblings of metyr, who ruled over their own individual regions of the lands between.metyr is the one who gifted fingers to the beasts, and is the god who gave marika the original erdtree seed.metyr seduced marika with false promises and manipulated her in a bid for supremacy, killing her own mother and driving all of her siblings out of the lands between, thus leading to the creation of the outer gods.the giants were followers of the OG crucible, which is why they're defeat was so monumentalthe hornsent were blessed by, and followers of, the horn cruciblethe storm king and stormveil were followers of the wing cruciblethe flower crucible is still around, which is where all the miranda flowers come from. there's even that unused lore bit about the maiden of the flower crucible
>>483620789Miquella is taken by Radahn.
>>483620765It looks alright from an aesthetic POV.From a practical POV what's the point of armor if I can just cut your legs off.
You know? This pokemon battle minigame is kinda fun.
https://strawpoll.com/eJnvV74kMnvhttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvV74kMnvhttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvV74kMnvReminder to vote
>>483620669Can I get in?
>>483620884well done, you are good at the game
>>483620356im gonna cum
>>483620669my tarnished
>>483620601Radahn is the real kind guy btw fuck you
>make ""hard"" game>make it bad>watch as low iq chimps parrot "LOL SKILL ISSUE" at any legitimate criticis>kick back and rake in money
>>483620803shields are more fun.
You're telling me Radahn is in Mohg's body? They turned him into a frankenstein monster?
>>483620923So there's just a bunch of these mother amalgamations running around stirring shit up? Is it just powerful ayy lmaos with god complexes the whole way down? I don't think the Greater Will is real, or at least not what it says it is.
>>483621107hey that looks fucking sick
>>483620492Yes
>>483620852>>mastery>Use the greatbow. Mastery does more damage sure but it's also inconsistent on one of the arrows. The one that arcs towards the floor can sometimes hit the floor, meaning that you only hit with 3 arrows and that does less damage than a regular Loretta's greatbow.>Unless is a huge boss where you're aiming high (like Bayle or the dragon variants), or if you're on Torrent, use greatbow.Mastery has distance. Its noticably longer than the original. Plus, the 4th arrow wont hit the floor if you just pay attention for like a second and look at the elevation.I was literally sniping Radahn from like 150 feet away.
Are there any enemies that appear at night in the shadow lands?
>>483620994How the fuck is Radahn above Hog Rider? Gaius needs his hit boxes tweaked but that aside he's fine. The Radahn fight meanwhile is literal cancer.
>>483620959distraction
>Bayle fightfromsoft really hasn't learn in 15 years that nobody wants to lock onto the head of giant bosses when you can just smack their feet and 90% of their attacks can't even reach you.
My buddy just asked me the hardest question I've ever been askedWhat would my top 5 bosses be throughout all the souls games
>>483621140A gay frankenstein monster even
>>483621140It is said that Miquella retrieved Mogh's body to use it for his rebirth as a God. But I don't think there's anything about Radhan being in Mohg's body. It's weird though than only after the end of phase 1 does Miquella say something like "you're finally back brother"
>>483621140more like Miquella used Mohg's body to reform Radahn's original body, it looks nothing like Mohg anymore
>>483620994Surprised to see Bayle this high tbqh, I guess Igon carries the whole thing
>>483620994>a boss with literally 1 combo that he spams the entire fight and allows you 1 attack to punish with>his only other move is just a fakeout rollcatcher>people are glazing this as the best boss in the best dlc everfuckingG R I M
>>483621281Too hard to come up with 5 but my favourite of them all are the twin demons from Rigned City (if we don't count Sekiro)
>>483621381In his opening cutscene, he's got Omen horns on his arms.
>>483620571I wanted to but summoning Igon is too kino.
>>483621249The more I coop on Gaius, the more it grows on me. The only thing I struggle to dodge consistently now is the one long combo he has where he takes turns attacking you with the boar and it is like 6-7 hits in a row ending in overhead slash. Light roll feels like it makes a big difference in dodging the charge consistently so I guess it could do with some adjustments.
>>483620669doing the salute
>>483621281LudwigSoul of CinderOrnstein and SmoughLady MariaGael/Orphan of Kos/Sister Friede
It took me 2 tries to beat rominaWhat the fuck was thatWhy did the dlc start so hard and then get so easy??
>>483621281ArtoriasSoul of CinderSister FriedeUhArtoriasUh uh uhJackie Cha-FUCK!!
>>483620571>>483620646I think I made Bayle and the Dragon Priestess proud.
>>483621394It has omen horns on it though...
>>483620669Almost forgot to reply to this
>>483620909>>483621003>>483621503ywnbaw
>marika loves us>ranni loves us>iji loves us>blaidd loves us>tanith loves us>sellen loves us>rya loves us>godfrey respects us>that dragon loves us>st trina loves us>torrent loves us>malenia respects us>boc loves us>what little of rennala is left is fond of us>we're patches' only friend>nepheli loves us>varre respects us>kale likes us>kenneth respects us>thops likes usIs the tarnished the most beloved fromsoft protag? How does he do it? Murderhobo rizz?
Is Radagon the most KWAB character in Elden Ring?>born red-haired which he hates because it reminds him of the Giants>his wife who's also literally him hates him so much she creates a long con stretching millennia to get him stabbed to death by a bunch of angry dudes led by her ex>your ex-wife hates you>your kids all hate you and/or like your wife's ex more than you>the guy you're closest to politically is your wife's son>you get btfo by one of your wife's murderhobos>the god you did all of this for thanks you by turning you into a fucking sword>the murderhobo that killed you and is busy shagging your wife (that's literally also you) might also decide to use the sword you
>>483621281GerhmanGaelSister Friede and AriandelArtoriasMessmer
>>483620571I killed him with a chicken wing. Nothing more honorable than that
>>483620669I love the shadow militia helm guy on top right, what's the rest of his set?
I abandon here my sense of fairness. FUCK this boss. There is no sense of fulfillment in this victory.
>>483621612that's alright, I get to fuck my character
>>483621541people rushing bosses with 0 skibidi blessings even though you go from ~700 ar to ~1400 and take half damage
>>483621541How much damage did you deal though?
What staff am i supposed to use with impenetrable thorns???
>>483621612Why the fuck are you calling me a tranny? My character here: >>483620909 is fucking male. I just think Rellana's helmet and the black ponytail are cool.
>>483621541I actually really liked her fight alot, I thought she was super funShe's easier then most because she doesn't have 20 hit combos at instant speed
>>483621612>He doesnt know
>saves faith in your pathWe only needed a $40 DLC to get a good incantation.
>>483621541Me and both my friends playing had the same experience, for some reason she is super easy considering she is gatekeeper of the end of the game. Her rot also does like 2 damage ticks for some reason.
>>483621281Twin Demons/Demon PrincesArtoriasGaelMessmerLudwig
>>483621614You're just the one who's made it the farthest in probably hundreds of years. The last known Tarnished that made it as far as we did was Vyke, and we learn what happened to him.Everyone's placing their hopes on you because there's literally no one left for them to place their hopes on.
Lmao rolling sparks hitting for 18,000 damage per cast
How good is the marais executioner greatsword?
>talisman increase spell cast speed in exchange for damage taken increasedOr, or, it could just not do the latter. Just how fast is the increase to warrant that negative?
>>483620669Okay
>>483621750A lot and I got hit a lot but I wasn't really in any dangerAs soon as you don't get 2 shotted it feels like you can ignore most of the boss's moveset
>>483621573it's the armor's designhttps://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Young+Lion%27s+Set
>>483621438you're right I think, don't know how Miquella managed to do that
>>483621685If you really meant that you'd have chainsaw glitched the boss, you fake-faker
>>483621819You can stop shilling this incant any day now. It's just decent at best.
>>483621685>There is no sense of fulfillment in this victory.Whaaaaat? You mean you didnt like the 15 second cutscene that just told us what we already knew and goes nowhere?
Fuck grinding for "skill". I didn't get the satisfaction in Sekiro after doing a no-hit run. I didn't feel any better.I want all in on magic and summons.
>>483621891Anon his hair is a part of the armor
>>483621814Can I smell your feet
>>483621281Not in any order but>Lady Maria>Demon Princes>Friede>Gundyr I couldn't give you a definitive 5th pick.
Does entering Messmer's arena really brick all of the fucking NPC questlines? Is there no salvaging this run?
>>483621814man hands
>>483621281Fuck me, my list of the top of my head would probably be this, but Id have to think for a long time1. Genichiro 2. Artorias3. Soul of cinder4. Godfrey5. Isshin
Dragon waifu who i roofied
>>483620356Miquella the kind... is a monster.Marika your seduction does nothing, for I am a faggot now.Heart Stolen
>>483621935chainsaw takes 4 seconds to start with a macro. the boss does a full arena aoe every 2 seconds.
>>483621891yep. What kind of headcanon was that lol
>>483621935>chainsaw glitchedthat's still a thing???
>>483621241Whats wrong with his content.
>no miquella spell that seduces humanoid enemy
Final boss was exhausting I really don't want to fight that ever again.>Final cutscene is nothing happening >No credits rollWhat did they mean by this?
bros, what should I use on my fai/arc mage for melee? I only have a few stat points I can put toward str/dex for requirements, don't have much equip load to work with either.
>>483620356anyone know how i get to the scorpion catacombs? do i have to kill messmer? also how do i get all the way down to the map fragment in ancient ruins of aur-something? i killed the rot centipede boss
>>483621875NG+7?
>>483621552Based oldfag
>>483621935There are faster methods anon
should i eat the ancient dragon flesh or whatever?
I say without a hint of sarcasm that this is my favourite fight in the DLC
>>483621976I don't think I am who you think I am. Anyways, for pvp? Sure, it's just ok but for pve? It's fucking godlike.
>>483622228>cheating
>>483622203nah ng
DS3 was the peak of souls PvE.
>>483621541was she supposed to be hard? yeah, she went down easily for me too.All her attacks were pretty clearly telegraphed, and sometimes even avoidable by simply being close to herI killed her before I figured out if you can reliably jump her spinny attack, I pulled it off once, but failed twice, so I'm not sure
>>483620571I was on my last estus and igon got the last hit for the kill when I missed my dash with meteor greatswordIt was kino
Reds really havnt been sending their best lately.All of them just eat my comets and die.>>483622029WHAT
>>483621281GenichiroChampion GundyrGaelBayleArtorias
>>483622142Obviously a cliffhanger for a second DLC where Miquella this time decides the resurrect Rykard to be his consort
How is Scadutree pronounced in the Japanese text?
>>483622228wtf is with that health pool
>>483622278It was actually kino>all the NPCs you've met throughout your adventure either fight you or join you>no hard feelings, just mutual respect about doing what you gotta do from everyone
>>483621849Every grimdark seeting has at least one beacon of light, one thing that makes people not fall to eternal despair, in elden ring's setting are you saying the main source of light and hope is the tarnished? He's the one that everyone's plan hinges on for either success or failure? The only one who can actually end the shattering wars? Is tarnished the actual messianic figure? Is miquella a false messiah?
>>483619452>Chase and Jeenine play like complete scumbagsIt's funny to me how people watching him think he's le wholesome chungus because of his fake positivity shtick when, if you actually watch how he's playing, he's among the most cancerous fucking invaders out there.
>>483621771>She's easier then most because she doesn't have 20 hit combos at instant speedMost DLC bosses don't. It's really just Rellana, Messmer and Radahn.
>>483622310This unironically. Still has my favorite boss fights.
>>483620571I got him to 1% health, got myself killed and redid with Igon.I'd say that was about as perfect as it could be done. Got to hear "CURSE YOU BAYLE", and didn't feel bad about summoning.
>>483620789Miquella only accepts type A wives.
So how close am I to the ending?
>>483622071She actually dedicates her heart to you. The only reason you need to use that item is because fuck you, here's your missable shit.
>>483622368Are you that fucking black fujo that from last week or are the two black egirls here. Why do you play this game? Aren't you people fans of gta and fortnight?
>>483622310>every enemy has zero poise>all you do is attack 10 times in a row stunlocking them until your stamina runs out, then fall back and regenerate and repeat>every enemy has either a lethal grab attack that will one-hit-kill you, can't be blocked and tracks, or a tracking blockable multi-hit charge attack that overwhelms shields >knights in cathedral x10>bugs in poison swamps x10FUCK NO
>>483621935I assumed it was too slow so I didn't even consider it. Impenetrable Thorns was my next step if I took more than 20 tries with the Axe and if that failed Perfumes, I wanted to preserve some veneer that I was in fact playing a game. I had not abandoned that quite yet.>>483621992Yeah, it was oddly pointless. Really makes me wonder wtf they were doing with all the time between the main game and this.
>>483621073You forgot Ansback and Freyja respect us. Freyja gets wet just from the though of battling the Tarnished.
>>483622281ADLS hits way harder in PvE.
>>483621615>>your ex-wife hates youwhat? Rennala is literally mindbroken with how much she misses him
How do you reach the flaccid penis area
>>483622310It's literally my least favorite of the entire series.What I like about DS3 is how solid the multiplayer systems are with the covenants, pvp areas and bigger number of players on a same session, but the PVE is horrid.Every build felt the same and casters were unplayable.
>>483621249gaius shits on rollsloppers because they refuse to use a shield
>>483622413He's every guy summoning you to a bossfight
>>483622716By 'O Mother'-ing in front of Marika statue to the right of Gaius grace
>>483622716Gotta do Ymir's questline.
>>483620669I do not have a dlc relevant picture and I feel too lazy to boot up the game just to take one, but this is the character I beat the dlc with.
>>483622807and have it be another 40 hours shitfest of nothingness? No thanks.
lmaothis weapon art is so fun
I tried a pure INT playthrough for the first time and had a blast (until the end of the DLC). What's pure FTH caster like? I already know from previous NG dabbling that its got great utility and buff spells, but I'm not sure about attacking options. Some of the new DLC spells look incredible but that's much later. What do I go for from the very beginning to carry me?
>>483622617>SHAWTY GOT THAT ELDEN THANG>GOTTA GET SHAWTY THAT ELDEN RANG
>>483622701Fia and Rogier also.You are my-- our true champion.And though I can't be of any use to you...Can I hold you tight, if only for a moment?"And the best way to find out is for you to enter her service and take a poke around on the sly.I know you've got what it takes.Not only are you a superb fighter, but people want to trust you. I've seen it.
I love this set.
>>483622716do the O mother emote in front of the Marika statue at the back of the castle (O mother is found in bonny village)
>Shaman villageHoly kino
>>483621814May I edate?
>>483623034looks fucking cringenaked is best
>>483621281>Sword Saint Isshinuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's it, idk
>>483620356That should be Godfrey, not some faggot prisoner>verification not required
>>483622939I praise miyazaki for adding more command grabs to the game
How do you get to the dragon area? I found pretty much every other area on the map but that whole bottom right eludes me.
>>483623034>Platelegs, gauntlets, and helmet with a fucking robeNot gonna dude that looks pretty bad.
Will Leda fuck me if I side with her?
okay, so I got a new character. what's a quick way to get a bunch of runes to be ready for the DLC? shoot the crows at Mohg's?
>BUT GODWYN DUDN'T GET MENTIOUNED INDA DEE ELL CEEEchuds btfo
>>483621541I did it first try, just stood near her spamming heavy attack, all her attacks flew past me. Genuinely did not see any of her moveset. Same for putrescent knight, immediately stance broken, then somehow instantly stance broke it again, dead in 20 seconds. Sometimes the game bugs out and makes bosses simply die?
so if i understand the manus metyr quest correctly: the five fingers and the elden beast are both separate falling golden stars, which have both lost touch with their "mothership" which is the outer will. in the ancient era of the reign of placidusax as elden lord, when the crucible was worshipped by the hornsent and beastmen, marika harnessed the power of the elden beast to synthesize gold and order and thus acquire godlike powers, which she used ascend the throne of elden lord. however, she was slowly parasitized by the elden beast until she became nothing more than its puppet, and her children are all infected too.
>>483623198coop
>>483621771The reason I like goldfrey in the base game is because he has honest design. Some of his attacks can be rolled, some strafed, some jumped, his ranged attacks don't have infinite range, he's immune to all status procs and doesn't flinch but as a midgame boss he's not a roadblock even if that counters your build. It's just a solid, fair fight that poses no threat to a skilled player but is a better teacher to a bad player than Margit ever was.
>>483623170You need to find a cave next to where you find Igon/get invaded.
>>483623198yes, that's the best way
>>483623150You are an unironic cuck.
What in elden ring has the most boom boom?
>>483622171>scorpion catacombs?leading up to the shadow keep there is a soldier camp with a wickerman. there is a slope downward to the east of that leading to a waterway. The northernmost waterway has a cave next to it. In the cave are some perfumers growing a minor erdtree. Just follow the cave, head north and explore.
>>483622142>>Final cutscene is nothing happening >>No credits rollso like every fromsoft dlc ever?why are you surprised?
>>483621615Can you imagine being radagon? No seriously, can you imagine being turned into a fucking sword by a being you were the most loyal to only to get BTFO and for the murderhobo who just kicked your ass to either fuck your wife, practically ontop of your half conscious body, or fuck your daughter after you take the one thing he spent years trying to fix to fucking space? No, seriously, is there a SINGLE character more cucked than radagon? Let's not even mention how gay your son became for your other son. Like, seriously, his two endings are either "tarnished fucks his wife" or "tarnished fucks his daughter"
>>483623197yes, with her needle
>>483623197No and she will still try and kill you later. Just like a real woman she has no sense of loyalty.
>>483622392idk about the text and translation in game, but Miyazaki interviews had it translated literally as "shadow tree"
>>483620669I'm gonna suggest this even though he's not in the DLC area because I'm about to go to sleep and can't bring him anywhere there.
https://streamable.com/0pbpn1Did I beat the game?
>>483623264I see, thanks anon I'm on my way then.
>>483622659they were developing AC6 and Spellbound (leaked game) while doing the expansion
>>483623150Godfrey lost to that faggot prisoner though?
Is Rellana's armor the new scaled armor waifu set
Invaders in PVP are literal scam callers. Only the stupid people are summoning for you to invade.
>>483620669I need to change my gloves
>>483622807And have it be another 100 hours kinofest of deep content? Yes please.
Can you get the cannon mouth imp head as a hat?
>>483623445>SpellboundI wish you people would stop spouting this meme. We were given quite literally zero evidence, this shit is fake.
>>48362330699 FTH double Giant's Seal Giantsflame.
>>483623272>Game literally hands you a wife in the form of Ranni>"nuh uh u cuck cuz u respect a relationshippppp! Me wanty Marikuuu-san!"Neck yourself.
>>483622912Im REALLY trying to not get fired but the new dlc will be about geq it was originally what sote would be about but they decided to scrap that to sell another dlc, it won't be a new map either its the same map as sote but after miquella's death it will act like a ruined capital deal
>>483623410>Using exploits to cheese the boss for hostsBased, that's what they get for summoning.
>>483622569Two big bosses left, unless there are other chunks of the map you haven't cleared yet.
>>483623094Im taken.
What do they transformations do, I think the dragon one boosts dragon incantations but what does the other do, just let you use the bighead attack?
>>483622979pure faith caster has some workhorse mediocre spells to carry early game but also gets some completely broken bullshit throughout the game and especially DLC, but the best stuff is weighted towards the endgame, except rotten breath and cipher pata which can carry you the whole game and you can get off the batyou get cipher pata immediately and it has one of the most busted pve weapon arts, just stunlocks and kills any humanoid enemy for fast and cheaprotten breath is obviously broken even on a pure faith build, it still procs rot on top of its huge direct damageblack flame and lightning spear are kinda meh. You can kill most bosses with black flame but its not fast, lightning spear UNCHARGED isn't dodged by enemies so its good for picking them offonly in lategame you get giantsflame take thee being the best nuke in the game, perfume bottles in dlc with rolling sparks and at the very endgame you get euphoria and sacred relic sword with nothing to use them onthe dlc incantations all suck though
>>483623034That's not a set.
>>483623356well that's not true all women have 100% undying loyalty for chadand in this case chad is miquella and he is much better than you
>>483622368>WHATDid I stutter?
>>483623658Damn…
>>483623251no anon.metyr is the first golden star that fell, the elden star. the elden beast is its shadowbound beast, like maliketh or blaidd but for a celestial deity.
>>483620669thank you for your service anon
>>483623272Nta but I only side with ranni because I respect her and godfreys relationship and want them to be happy in death together along with the few dead of marika's village, marikas sons, and godwyn's soul. The only way to reuinte them all is for marika to die. She needs to rest. She's had a hard life.
Is Leda still a boss if you kill her?Should you side with her or just do everyone else's quest instead?
>>483623589I do not believe this at all. Any new DLC would be seen as very gay if it didn't have a new map. And the fact that it doesn't build upon the story of Miquella or anything else people have been wanting more than that? It sounds very stupid.
>>483620669They really amped up the body horror in this DLC, I love it
>>483623589blud no one believes this larp, give it a rest until the next game
>>483615779It's in a small cave west of Ymir's cathedral.
I thought the Lion would be higher. Bayle is 100% carried by Igon.
>>483623691>the dlc incantations all suck thoughthat's disappointing to hear. I think I need to wait for the major post launch balance patch before I dive in again. Thanks for the tips man.
>>483623314thanks mate
>>483623829Divine Beast should be top 3 just for the OST alonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ2LGEqyvdk
>>483623578Godfrey is dead, Marika is for (ME)
>>483623707miquella is a stacy, not a chad
>>483623815To be fair it sounding so stupid matches the design philosophy of this dlc. Especially the not building up on what's already there thing
>>483622278Yeah that part makes up for how bad radahn is. It isn't hard if you have thiollier and ansbach on your side, but it was great narratively, had proper build up and payoff.
Fuck do I do now?
>>483623829Bayle is carried by the fact he's easy as fuck too.
>>483623812you can't kill her, siding against her in a quest battle has her retreat, trying to kill her in the overworld causes her to disappear temporarily avoiding your attack. She will always try to kill you at the end.
>>483623556people said the same about ER before 2019. AC6 started getting leaked back in 2020
>>483623962Go help out the other who are struggling to fight the bosses
How the fuck do I see?
>>483623949lolmiquella is literally the thing women desire most>feminine looking>gay>white skinned>blonde>manipulative and evil
>>483623957No, this DLC made sense. What he is talking about doesn't make sense at all.
>>483621541>Why did the dlc start so hard and then get so easy??You're getting stronger with ohio blessings but the enemies stay the same.
>>483623578You kill Godfrey you fucking retard. Do you even play this game?>Verification not required
>>483623962close the game, close this thread, say goodbye to elden ring and move to another game
>>483622710>ADLSYeah that incantation is soooooo practical. Definitely a ton of use cases!I bet you're some coop or spirit shitter.
Are we ready to admit radahn isnt actually that hard and has large obvious openings to hit him even while using colossals or are we still blinded by seethe too much?
>>483624010Except Spellbound was confirmed fake by the leaker.
>>483623962RL1
What does having sex with Queen Marika feels like?
>>483623630I'm using the tools at my disposal.
>>483623926These OSTs all sound the same man>violin >oooohhhh ahhhh>strings>more violinIt's been the same shit since BloodborneWhat a snoozefest
>>483624186Ask Godfrey
I tried fighting Mohg after some time and now I remember why I thought he was such a shit fight. He's constantly doing his stalling attack and has that one bloodflame attack which obstructs the view (visual clarity is for n00bz) and in the 2nd phase he's also shitting blood everywhere.
>>483624121See>>483621569
>>483624116>Were it so easy...
>>483623962Beat the boss again like an MMO Raid
>>483624098No...
they got my ass with the godwyn face in the catacomb, but nope here's radahn
does it count if im overleveled? just beat mogh and melania at level 180ish. mogh was easy as fuck but melania took some time to figure out.
>>483623962 invade scrubs
>>483623887Fire serpent at least is kind of usable as a tracking projectile for picking off small stuff instead of lightning spear / black flame. None of the big spells replace giantsflame, even the dragon spells are worse than their base game counterparts, the support spells do nothinglots of different very big flashy spells that are worse than just throwing a massive fireball
bb > des > ds1 > ruin sentinels > godrick, lion dancer > abyss watchers > whatever sekiro was doing
>>483622368>Reds really havnt been sending their best lately.They are busy ambushing people in the messmer summon hub
>>483624186Imagine the very moment you cum. Finally hilting yourself after an hours-long mating session. Balls deep, the hot meaty folds of her cunt coiling around and milking every single centimeter of your cock. The pressure in your groin has been building, building, building and at last you're letting loose. It's like time itself is slowing down as you glare into her golden eyes, almost primal in your rutting fervor. Your load blasts through the length of your rod, rushing for the end which is perfectly lined up, the tip pressed against her cervix, like the aim of a sharpshooter. She had been trying and mostly failing to maintain the appearance of her imperial and divine dignity but now, the feeling of your molten-hot Elden Lord seed hitting her inner walls is simply too much for a breeder slut like her. The moment your seed splurts past her dilated cervix and paints the lining of her womb, it sends Marika over the edge too and you feel her cunt clamp down and convulse around your bitchbreaker as the glow of her Golden Order sigil-shaped womb tattoo flashes like a second sun. Your groin pulsing, you blast a second rope, a third, a fourth... it just doesn't stop. Your genes flooding into her. Her uterus is completely packed. She can FEEL one of your sperms reach her sacred egg, and that shoves her right into a chain orgasm. She doesn't look so dignified now. Eyes rolling up into her head, tears of joy at the edges, mouth open, a spot of drool leaking, her face flushed a bright pink, her body covered in sweat, every muscle in her divine physique taut as she rides out the ecstasy of fulfilling her biological, spiritual and divine purpose.Finally your ejaculation comes to an end and you grunt as you start to pull yourself out. The mere friction of your cock dragging against her cunt is enough to send her another climax, one more added to the pile her body was quivering its way through. With a lewd squelch you exit her, her pussy still convulsing reflexively.
>>483623150Sorry, Godfrey. I killed you and took your wife.
>>483620356Anyone who says to fight the sex dragon on horseback is baiting you.Fighting it on the ground is way easier because if you sit behind its foot it blocks the lightning splashes.
>>483624116I wish more people would do this so I could finally enjoy /erg/>>483624387Holy fucking /v/ no one cares.
>>483624285>that FP barlmao
>>483624098I think he's saying that he respects the relationship and wants marika and godfrey to reunite in death as she dies in rannis ending.
>>483624496go back
Is 70 faith worth the investment or Minor Erdtree is yet another meme spell?>>483620669here
>>483620669these areas are fucking empty
>>483624472huh? I fought it on horseback and first-tried it thoughit's definitely the superior strat for most dragons
>>483623857>Bro look I made Vergil hahaKys
>>483620669Made a Shaolin Monk, ended up as Raiden from Mortal Kombat
>>483624568it's a meme
>>483623818Turds man.
>>483620669This shield has been a lot of fun.
Guys what happened to Marika's village?
>>483624547Bingo.
>>483624657Isn't that the lightning guy from Big Trouble in Little China?
I wonder if that article about miyazaki confirming in their respective endings marika and ranni rape the tarnished will explode soon. It's really odd that he'd say that. The interviewer didn't even ask about sex he just brought it up. I think miyazaki is depraved mentally.
>>483623857>dude look I made vergilholy fucking based
>>483623818Oh shit they drop that mask? Damn I bet it looks clean with Mohg's robe.
>>483624010AC6 leaks had fucking screenshots retard. "Spellbound" had FUCKING NOTHING. -ZERO- evidence.
>>483624514Heh, I'm having a BLAST.
>>483624657what chest?
Thoughts on BAAYLE incantations for pve?
>>483623857>dude look I made vergili have no strong opinions about this one way or the other
>>483624865t.
>>483623857>Bro look I made Vergil hahaKeep yourself safe
>>483624764Horny dudes fucked it
>>483624902FOUL BAAYYYLE
>>483624615For any other dragon I would say yes, but that one just vomits lightning everywhere and dismounted me constantly. I beat it way faster on foot after I figured out you can basically ignore 90% of its attacks behind the foot.
>>483624791Don't reply to yourself, it's embarrassing.
>>483624437
MASSAHS, NIGGA HERE. REQUESTING IMAGE OF MADNESS HANDS BEING USED BY A PITCH BLACK NIGGER (LIKE ME)! I WANNA SEE IF THEY MATCH
>>483624927I bought the game so I have full ownership.
>>483624865coop is active at that fucking level??
>>483624779its not rape if i consent
>>483624547Lmao, Marika doesn't respect their own relationship. She tossed his ass out to go die, and not only that, she made it very clear that ALL tarnished were to follow him, die, come back, and compete for a chance at being her consort/elden lord. She's ruthless, not some housewife
>>483624902CURSE YOU BAAAYLEEE
>>483624764(((Hornsent))) happened to it. They saw beautiful village filled with beautiful people that looked like marika and had to destroy it.
>>483624902I picked up flame lightning, it just seems like a slower dragonclaw. very flashy, but not as good or safe as just hitting stuff with my weapon so i never used it :(
dragon communion incantations Y/N?
>>483623818where do you get the finger robe?
do you need ARC to build up frenzy?would a frenzy build be more in line with a dragon communion build or a pure FTH one?
>>483624902The roar is useless, Flame Lightning is like Dragonclaw and Dragonmaw had a baby that hits harder than both and has much more movement than Maw but it has less HA than Maw. Higher risk/reward.>>483625156It hits WAYYY harder than Dragonclaw specifically.
>>483625109I don't think he cares about your headcanon but his own. I think that's the entire purpose of his post.
>not a single axe in the game with bleed>worst damage type in the game>shit movesetwhy do they hate axes so much?
>>483624764their ability to mix with other life reminded the hornsent of the crucible, so they shoved them into jars and melted them together to try and create divinities.
>>483625090I used cheat engine and somehow got away from the ban. My actual level is 203.
what are these buffs and debuffs on me?
>>483625090there's a whole "max level community" that is really funny to watch
First run, is it fine to use summons or do people actually mean it when they say it ruins the game? My only experience is Demon Souls and DS1
>>483625209Why don't you look at what all the frenzy weapons and the frenzy seal scale with, retard? No, madness does not scale with ARC. Fuck you're dumb.>>483625291The far right one means you let Fia hug you and she lowered your HP. Use the Baldachin's Blessing in your inventory to remove it.
>>483624779>>483625105You do know he also implied like in 2023 that they're both futas right?
What the fuck is going on with this fart area close to the finger ruins in the upper part of the map? I'm not seeing anything here to justify all the farting.
>>483625291increased feetincreased red and green squareincreased paperdecreased red square
>>483620669you keep posting this when Im at work and then I forget when Im home because Im just a silly little guy
>>483624657I just realized a missed opportunity to use lightning for the shot>>483624773I mean they got the idea from somewhere. when they made the game.>>483624883Altered Preceptor's long gown
>>483624351Just don't use tree blessings if you want to adjust the difficulty
>>483625356Summons is just playing the game on easy mode, if you play other games on easy and enjoy it then go for it
>>483625291arcane/item find uphealth upstamina updon't knowhealth/damage reduction penalty
>>483625223>Read from someone here that the lightning one fucking sucks>"ok ill just pick the roar one, it looks cooler anyway">it was the shitty one all along>only one heart per playthrough:(
>>483620571I killed him with the dragon slaying katana, as Gods intended.But I have one complaint>after killing the biggest, meanest dragon the game, only then you get access to infinite anti-dragon harpoonsFUCKING WHY FROMSOFT. What was the point then?>beat a racing game>final reward is the fastest carthere's no point to it anymore
>>483625209Depends on if you want to use spells or weapons.Most frenzy weapons don't scale with ARC, with the exception being a Blood/Occult/Poison infused Fingerprint Shield.Spells will get extra buildup if used with the dragon seal and high arc.It's better to focus in just one of those unless you're level 200.
>>4836252911. Item drop rate buff2. HP Buff (Hard to say source without more info)3. stamina buff (Hard to say source without more info)4. No idea5. HP Debuff (Probably Baldachin Blessing in your inventory, use it to get rid of the debuff)
>>483625519Why would you listen to ONE SINGLE ANON? The lightning one is definitely the good one, it's just not "game breaking" good.
>>483625524so that you can fuck placidusex in the ass
>>483625356Try them out, see if you like it. If the bossfights are boring for you with summons then stop. I think they add a lot of flavor to the game but unfortunately they also make some bosses less engaging.
We need more hyperarmor for PvE.
>>483622147lordsworn SS and boarddual shortspears
>>483625624i trust others more than i trust myself...
>revive Bayle with Cheat Engine to fight him without NPC>can't dodge the double flame attack when he flies in phase 2>no matter how many tries, can't get timing right>realize I can turn off the lock on and look at the ground>it's just two normal fire breaths on the ground that I can avoid with 2-3 rollsOh.
>>483625421fine with me
>>483625234"My Lord, and thy warriors. I divest each of thee of thy grace. With thine eyes dimmed, ye will be driven from the Lands Between. Ye will wage war in a land afar, where ye will live, and die.""Then, after thy death, I will give back what I once claimed. Return to the Lands Between, wage war, and brandish the Elden Ring. Grow strong in the face of death. Warriors of my lord. Lord Godfrey."canon.
>>483625356Summons make the game much easier. Use them if you're not enjoying a particular boss by yourself. People who say you "didn't beat the game" are meme'ing or retarded and are to be ignored.
>black knight licks me>kill him>he drops a generic great shield where do i get lick attack? need to get my freak on.
I have a question for /erg/ why do the college people all have barefeet? Why are rennala's so clean? Do they use magic to clean them?
bros how do you get down here? do you have to go through the shadowkeep?
>>483625649I already do that without help. Harpoon shop should've been early or at a midpoint, not literally after everything was said and done.
Someone give me a build suggestionDecided to start a new game because I have only ever beaten the game once on releaseWhen I did finish the game it was with a pure strength greatsword type build where I just jump attack spammedI have a new char just reached atlus plateau at level 60 with a blood uchigatana but I am kinda bored with itI dont know I wanted to give dex a try but it feels underwhelming in elden ringAlso need something that is good for the dlc too
Here's a question to break up the chatter.Which ending do you guys think suits each class the best? Or multiple endings?
>>483620669Here here
>>483621503Is that the dancer dress? What are the arms and cloak called?
>>483625953yeszamor armscrimson hood
>>483625882There is a big fucking hole in the ruins nearby
An advantage to Bayle's incants nobody has mentioned is the literal 0 FTH req. You can get the 10 FTH minimum for the DCS and run them on ANY ARC build. Compare that to say Dragonmaw which needs 24 fucking FTH.
>>483625854you don't, same for some of the other cool attacks you'll see knights use.
>>483625809Yeah, that's canon. Your interpretations of her thoughts and feelings aren't. We don't know what she thought. Also stop trying to prove a point of a headcanon you have that I agree with I was just explaining anons point.
>>483621107holy hell dude they should hire you for promotional material
I always imagined the tarnished as one of Godfrey's warriors that was dead for a very long time before being resurrected. Or are they descended from one of godfrey's warriors?
Radahn even uses a mohg attack kek
What's the secret to being like Ongbal besides the autism required, I have that already
>>483625208Alter Ymir's robe.
>>483626035
>>483625415why are you such a nigger? ARC affects status buildups which is why I'm asking if it affects status buildup of frenzy in incantations, you're just talking about spell buff>>483625556>Spells will get extra buildup if used with the dragon seal and high arc.thank you
Am I going crazy or is there no site of grace in the boss room after you beat the last boss of the dlc?
>>483626015I tried looking for a way down but every drop led to death, I'll take another look
Lorechads, explain to me, what about the shamans on the underground cities? They have something to do with Marika? Because they re mostly anti-two fingers.
>>483620669Put me in coach
>>483625921>HeroAge of Fracture. No plan, only unga bunga.>VagabondLiterally any of them. Probably the most vanilla of all classes in terms of lore.
>>483625463If you reply in a later thread I might see it. I'm in a lot of threads though shitposting anonymously. The trip is obviously just for when I do collages. Replying in this thread is just your best bet as there are 6+ threads a day and I miss several of them.
>>483626180It's all the way near the fog gate
>>483626178ARC doesn't affect madness you dumb bitch.
>>483623857>Bro look I made vergil hahainteresting setup
>>483620669pls
>>483621503>>483621814I WANT TO FUCK YOU BOTH
>>483626124Both. Some are descended from them. Some are his warriors. He went back to being horah loux before he died and fathered the tarnished nepheli's ancestors at some point.
>>483620669My murderhobo
>>483626293if you look like that irl ok
>>483626128Be Korean
>>483625921Astrologer is probably Age of Stars.
How in the fuck do I get on the top levels of the library after pulling the lever and making it to Messmer
>>483620669Haven't really gotten very far with this character yet.(Remade, with a picture with better lighting)
Minor nitpick but I wish I didn't let the Roundtable burn before starting the DLC. Should have ended my base game playthrough right before Fire Giant.Hate how Hedwig is all sad and shit. Unless there's some new place to upgrade in the DLC that I don't know about?
>>483620765what leg piece is that?
>>483625556>>483626178ARC does not affect all status build-ups. Only poison, bleed, and sleep. Madness, cold, and rot all scale with nothing.
Perfume bros?https://litter.catbox.moe/cu94nv.mp4
>>483625656>>483625819That new poleblade looked so cool that I had to buy the game and dlc. I don't mind having them on for certain fights but not for others, but are there any that you'd recommend staying away from for being too good? Or is it just always too much since it keeps the pressure off?Also, is it true there are story bonuses you miss out on for not summoning NPCs? That sucks, if so
>>483626056The delusional deserve to be mocked.
New hostcel IQ test just dropped
>>483624865After 275, invasions and coop go as high as it can until the hard cap.
>>483625017did everyone shit on your fashion or something man? wanna talk about it?
>>483625921>herofrenzy>banditfrenzy>astrologerfrenzy>warriorfrenzy>prisonerfrenzy>confessorfrenzy>wretchfrenzy>vagabondfrenzy>prophetfrenzy>samuraifrenzy
>>483621107Genuinely sick, how do I into game photography like that
Got him 1st try, this shield is very good with Scholar's Shield and Talismans that help blocking.
>>483626519samurai is age of stars
>>483626471I add all of your webms to my filter, btw
>>483626459This shit isn't surviving July.
>>483625109>She's ruthless, not some housewifeThis does not preclude respecting the relationship. She's just uncompromising.
>>483620356does anyone have an archive of every new high resolution icon of the game?
>>483620669awww nahh blud there's no way you almost missed the skibidi rizzler hell nahh you cappin frfr
>>483626467Stay away from Mimic Tear. It's the most powerful summon by an INSANE margin. Tiche is also a good one to avoid, she's the 2nd strongest and incredibly strong. The rest vary from good to "does jack shit". Monkey with them and have fun.
>>483626590why
>>483625772A lot of large bosses are fixed by unlocking.
>>483626232I'll try to get in but it wont be for a frw hours
>>483620669Hope I make it!
>>483626390Failed at the first hurdle...
>>483626436its from another part of the area, not a part inside the specimen chamber. Look for a staircase leading up and it'll take you up there.
>>483620669alright, get me in nigga
>deathblight divine lionOk fuck off, here I was praising the DLC for fixing the base game's problem of boss reuse and here we are.
>>483626668Damn nice shield, where it drops?
>>483626691incel weeb, probably fat and an atheist too
>>483620669lemme in
>>483625809Hey thanks for posting this. I keep telling people marika clearly planned some sorta rebellion even without the shattering and that she created the tarnished as part of that and people don't fucking believe me despite us having her words and hewg being ordered by her to make a god slaying weapon. It's also neat fo point out that during the cutscene you can see grace leave you and go to godfrey. Then it goes back to you when you kick his head in. I've always took marika as a "if you're strong you deserve it" kinda person, she even gave her kids permission to usurp her if they're capable of it, I think that's probably why grace can point you along ranni's quest, it's clear she's capable, while the homo bros or miquella and radahn weren't.
>>483626749its in a chest down some stairs to the right of the carian knight dude in castle ensis
>>483626780literally me
>>483625921Age of Order feels like it was made for Faith players, so Prophet I guess?
>>483621541People should definitely get more skibidi blessing before fighting Rellana or they get two shots by her
>>483626459>>483626629>3v1 in a shithole>surrounded like a beast>one of them using perfume
>>483626470There's nothing delusional about what he said. His point is headcanon based on the same information yours is. It's just that yours has less of a stretch when it comes to the reading of it. His seems to be based on the more loving marika we see in the dlc during her early god years, even though the whole point of showing a more sympathetic marika is to show she started off with good intentions and slowly became worse the longer she stayed a god.
>>483620801
>>483624568You need it if you are doing your healer larp in coop
How can you possibly invade and not win at the very least 50% of them? Most hosts are just turbo shitters having a good time with their friends and have like 1200hp
bro just press circle it ain't that hard fr
>>483620669I guess
>elden beast, a mere vassal, is the final boss of the base game>metyr, the literal daughter of the greater will, mother of the two fingers, and the very first golden star, is a sidequest boss with no intro.
>>483626671Jellyfish is okay, then? Thank goodness, because it's adorable.
>>483626456Wrong.Madness is affected, both spells and weapons that have ARC scaling.It's why I mentioned the Fingerprint Shield that can be infused while having base madness buildup.
>>483621243There are at least 2 Deathbirds, but I haven't encountered any Night Cavalry.
I hope they buff some of the bosses. I just bulldozed bullrider, saint, frenzy, and mother. those all happen to be the latter half of remembrance bosses I've killed, so maybe I had too many scooby snacks. at least consort and bayle are destroying me right now.
>>483626736From which side? I searched the entire keep
>>483627065rennala, who has 1 moon, is a major bossrellana, who has 2 moons, is a minor boss
>>483622071how did you get her ashes? Mine died after I killed Bayle
That's less damage than I expected
I legitimately do not understand how perfume bottles made it through testing.
>>483620356Bro from has made their hardest boss and holy shit everything paled. Isshin? WHACK! Pontiff? LAME-O! Malenia? SMALL FISH! OH THE ECSTASY THIS VICTORY IS THE SUMMIT *sigh* how will they ever top this?
"This specific tarnished owes me or my step daughter marriage and sex"What did marika mean by this bros?
>>483625921>Hero: Age of Fracture>Bandit: Age of Despair>Astrologer: Age of Stars>Warrior: Age of Fracture>Prisoner: Age of Despair/Lord of the Frenzied/Age of the Duskborn>Confessor: Age of Fracture/Age of Order>Vagabond: Wildcard>Prophet: Age of Order/Lord of the Frenzied Flame/Age of the Duskborn>Samurai: Age of Order/Age of Fracture>Wretch: Age of Despair/Age of the Duskborn/Lord of Frenzied Flame
>>483626436through the church district. find an elevator up.
>>483627065As much as I enjoyed the dlc it was clearly half baked
>>483627271she means she wants you to kill yourself, filthy fucking porn addicted gooner
what the actual fuck - I just spent like 10 minutes zapping one of these for 4000 damage a hit. Figured there must be a different intended way to fight them: nope - either that or whack their legs a million times to eventually topple them and crit them once for 1/3 health. Miserable.
>>483625921FRENZY>Samurai>ProphetFRACTURE>Hero>Vagabond>WarriorDUSKBORN>BanditORDER>ConfessorDUNG>Prisoner>WretchSTARS>Astrologist
>>483627352lmao what
So how the fuck does ascending to godhood work? Can any bum go to the divine gate and do some bullshit deal with an outer god to become its vessel and ascend? What makes empyreans so special anyways if it's all fake and the fingers just made that shit up
>>483624865this is the most YDBTG out of all YDBTG
>backhard blades get an A scaling in STR with heavylol wtf this is a STR weapon?
>>483627143you have to take a lift from the church district part of the keep to get there
PEAK>Messmer, Rellana, BayleEnjoyed>Gaius, Dancing Lion, Romina, MidraOk>Scadutree Avatar, MetyrNeeds more testing>Consort RadahnI was overleveled and destroyed his ass on my first attempt>Putrescence KnightOverall pretty good.
>>483627194Rellana doesn't "have" two moons, she casts a spell that incarnates the two moons she and her sister have both seen, Rennala just prioritizes one of them
What do you guys use for .webms? Mine turn out like shit.
>>483627241They seem pretty balanced outside of that one Rolling Sparks interaction.It's not even hard to fix it, just make it so a single target can only be hit by the skill's explosions a limited amount of times.
>>483627231It has a pretty good followup.
>they call me Guranq...of the abyss
>>483627269>how will they ever top this?Any of the Inner bosses in Sekiro
>>483627327>Bandit>Age of DespairReally? Dude just seems like he likes stabbing people and money, not creating a living hell.
>>483627474webm for retards with high-quality mode ticked and limit set to 3.95 MB, resolution either 1024 or 1366 depending on duration
>Everybody ITT talking about how OP Perfumes are just because the youtubers are making video about them>They have no idea of the REAL extent of broken things in the DLCAnd no, I will not say what they are
>>483627429How the hell do you deal with phase 2 Rellana?She deals insane damage compare to her first phase
>>483626068That's a nice compliment, thanks man. I really like doing game photography and it'd be crazy to do it as a job.>>483626527Gotta practice, I've been doing it for a few years now for many games. In Elden Ring's case I'm using Otis-Inf's camera tools.
>>483625081and I have full agency in telling you that Y D B T G
How much pain am I in for in the DLC? +15/+5 weapons btw.
I have a problem.I haven't wanted to fuck a fictional character since Tifa in OG 7.Marika is making me wanna isekai.
>>483627065RETARDS, LEARN THE DIFFERENCEThe Elden Beast we KILL AND DESTROYMETYR WE JUST DEFEAT, SHE TELEPORTS AWAY THE MOMENT SHE IS DEFEATEDALSO, are you a lorelet? The Two Fingers are middle managers that doesn''t know shit, they are the biggest joke of this game.
>>483627429>>Consort Radahn>I was overleveled and destroyed his ass on my first attemptYou used perfumes or shieldpoked, admit it.
yes i summonedi finally understand igon's hatredalso his scream does almost 4k damage but good luck getting it off since it's nearly point blank
>>483627474OBS for capture at a lower quality then webm for lazies to convert. Keeps the file sizes low but nice and consistent quality.
>>483627567Thanks anon, you're an inspiration
>>483627594Depend on how good you are, but you gonna die a lot to the second boss
>>483624558>tourist trying to gakekeepfuck off>>483626293I hate thots so much is unreal
are the storm ashes of war just noob traps in pvp?they seem to be very powerful when people get in range to you
>>483627065weird thing to me is that metyr explains the worms coming out of godwyn's eye in the story trailer they released like 2+ fucking years ago. literally tiny little worm finger ayylmao parasites that are probably what grant the immortality, there are actual parasites IRL that infect some bugs that can increase their lifespan from a couple weeks to literal years.
>>483627594>+15/+5 weaponsYou will hit like a wet paper towel>40 vigIt's over
>>483627385>>483627327>>483626906It's weird how people simultaneously give Prophet both Age of Frenzy AND Age of Order, perhaps the most cynical and optimistic endings of the lot.
>>483627638read that again dummy
>>483627551I just figure he's a dick ass thief and doesn't have morals, and doesn't give a fuck. Why not fuck everyone over for the lulz
SOLID OF FLESH YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL TWINKBUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN RIDEWITH A HAIL OF PERFUMMMMEEEE
>>48362759490% of shit is gonna one-shot you. Get 60 VIG. It used to be a recommendation but for the DLC it's mandatory.
>>483627703>>483627558Thanks.
i hate this fucking faggot so fucking muchliterally about to go get the finger shield
>>483627332I already made it to the library initially with that elevator, I'm talking about the upper floors after you already make it Messmer and pull the lever that shifts the location of the statues
>>483627594If you want to do greatshield + poke strategy its fine, if not, go get more levels nigga, the upgrade is good but I killed Radahn with a +20 weapon.
buff itNOW
>>483627559Because it doesn't exist? There's literally nothing more broken than being able to four/five shot DLC Radahn with foudre de toilette.
>>483627765Prophet to me, comes off as very persecuted, especially if stay in RP and you're wearing your hideous prophet robes in the game, it makes you feel like a pariah and puts you in the right mood to want to burn it all down.
>>483627562Most of her combos can be avoided by just runnning away and when she finishes I quickly hit her once or twice and repeat.Though I don't fully remember all the details, it's been already a while since I killed her.Alternatively, if she does way too much damage, you could search for more Scadu fragments or equip defensive talismans.
when Radahn pulls you in and does his purple aoe, is there a way to avoid it? tried rolling and jumping it to no avail
>>483627627the two fingers are grandchildren of the greater will
>Decide to read negative Elden Ring reviews to see what the fuss is all about>While there's talks about the difficulty, most of the complaints are actually from things people do agree (shitty rewards, empty areas, poor optimization, etc)Huh? That's it?"When Miyazaki was beaten as a child, the belt was swung with a delay so he wouldn't dodge, everyone knows that. But few know the sequel to this great story.Once Miyazaki adapted to it, memorized every possible frame of the belt, and never took damage again. But his father was not confused, and took 2 years to surprise his favorite son again. Now he was doing 10 times more damage with the belt, jumping around the room, and using quick combinations of punches (mixed with good old fashioned delays) that made Miyazaki's eyes unable to focus on him. But his father knew that this alone wasn't enough to surprise his son, so now his belt always did damage in the area in case his son wanted to roll behind him. And even when Miyazaki thought he was safe to drink his bottle of Fanta, the belt attack would get him across the room."
>>483627793You can't be overleveled for Radahn, the fight is ridiculous even at 225+. Just admit you're playing a cheese build and move on bro.
>>483620669Here I am
>>483625356Use it for boss that you dislike, and there will be a lot of bosses that you dislike
So is Dung Eater Solaire or not?
Never really thought about the Dancing Lion further but are the Hornsent supposed to be the Chinese lmao
>>483627765I base the AoO in the fact that their faith based, literally worshipping the Golden Order.The Lord of Frenzy is based on the blindfold, and the attire. Maybe some Prophets attained forbidden knowledge, or went too deep in their studies.
>>483627968>ching cheng han ji can't bungee at all>kitchen in the dungeon>I swear I'm gonna bang paul
>>483626704>Solitude set plus NC chest because weightYou're a basic bitch, and so am I
>>483627559>Because of youtubersthis thread found out about them before the youtubers didwe had a video guide on how to get them days before the streamers started
Sekirochads, where we finna at
>>483627938Unironically just look at him and roll back, to avoid the pullUnless you're super close, he won't do the attack anymore
>>483627271YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS IT MEANS SHE WANTS YOU TO HAVE GODPUSSY IT MEANS SHE KNOWS AFTER EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN THROUGH YOU EARNED GODPUSSY ITS YOURS BY CONQUEST SHE WANTS YOU TO FUCK HER OR RANNI SHE WANTS TO ENSURE YOU HAVE YOUR EVIL MURDEROUS WIFE TO CALL YOUR OWN YOU ARE NOT THE FUCKING HERO YOU ARE GENOCIDAL MASS MURDERER AND THATS WHAT TURNS MARIKA AND RANNI ON DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YET? SHE ONLY ALLOWS HERSELF TO DIE IN RANNIS ENDING BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SHES CRAZY ENOUGH TO USE THE ELDEN RING TO GIVE HER DOLL BODY A FLESHY GRIPPY PUSSY TO MATCH HER OWN FOR YOU. HER ENTIRE PLAN IS FOR YOU TO GET LAID. THE ENTIRE MESSAGE OF ELDEN RING IS TO MARRY AND HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE. ITS WHY WE KILL GAY MEN IN THE DLC AS THE SEND OFF TO THE GAME TO SHOW THAT HOMOSEXUALITY IS BAD AND THAT THE CANON MALE TARNISHED IS A PUSSYHOUND OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
Should I touch the dlc on a first playthrough or complete it first and start a new character? I’m getting closer to Mohg
>>483627759I like those odds.
>>483628028Not sure what mental gymnastics you would have to do to justify that stance but that simply doesn't make any sense. He is not Solaire.
>>483627627>The Two Fingers are middle managers that doesn''t know shit, they are the biggest joke of this game.Even if they don't have access to the greater will and have no idea what to do with Radagon, they still possess more foresight than literal demigods by setting up the Roundtable hold and trying to help the tarnished take the Elden Throne.
>>483627231the design reminds me of the cut necklace. maybe the miq and radahn shit really isn't just pulled out of their ass.
>at like 50 tries w/ radahn>realize i'm running out of crabdid anyone had the same happen...
>>483627968>empty areaspeople want games to be theme parks with bing bing wahoos every ten seconds so bad
>>483628202Look at the armor he wears bro
What's the most broken build, no shields?I'm tired of Blasphemous Blade, but Great Stars with Frost doesn't work anymore.
>>483627559how are anime posters so smart and handsome
>>483627935Fuck, I forgot about running away.I know her combo by heart, but I keep messing up the rolls instead. Gonna try that in the next run then
>>483628227>using crabLmao
>>483628227what does crab do?
>>483628227No because I backed up my save so I could use raw meat dumplings, the Marika potion, and starlight shards without caring about how many I had for him
>>483628000oh I did actually respec and shieldpoke him immediately after seeing phase two, but I'm not that anon, and you've got to be blind, honestlyread his fucking post again, are you actually stupid?
This DLC honestly feels unfinished and I'm expecting a fairly major patch. Not even sure it'll change this stuff specifically but something clearly happened.>no actual in-game indication that you need to kill Radahn and Mohg either out of universe like a text message or in universe like NPC dialogue, nor any special item related to accessing it, you literally have to look up the requirements online>no special animation to enter the DLC like e.g. the one where you enter Ariandel or the one where you enter Farum Azula, just an unceremonious cut to black then warp into a random zone>the sheer amount of rewards that are clearly just placeholders like smithing stone 1s in dungeon chests - that is 1.0 behaviour>some item descriptions literally cut off mid sentence or seem to have grammar errors>final cutscene of the DLC is just narration playing over a static shot of a cut base game model viewed from behind in a featureless room, and is accessed non-diegetically in a way no other cutscene in the game is>missing ending cutscene from the trailer that Miyazaki was still referencing in interviews as a spoiler just a few weeks before the DLC came out>world state change visible in the trailers background (in the first gameplay trailer right as the PC is casting a butterfly spell) that never happens in the DLC, also something Miyazaki was specifically referencing in recent interviews and would fit the pattern from the base game of an action to the tree warping the skyboxes>dataminers are already digging up cut content indicating last second rewrites like the Putrescent Knight explicitly being identified as a knight of the Gloam Eyed Queen>only 4 bosses have cutscenes whose animations stand in great contrast to those seen elsewhere, even a mandatory boss and major lore figure who gets featured in the trailer doesn't get a cutscene, any context for why she's there, or even any mention by any other characters, not even the Mother of Fingers gets anything either
>>483627360>porn addict>goonergo back you filthy twittard zoomoid. You don't belong here
>>483628153the pull seems pretty instant, not sure i can react to it, but i'll try
>>483628120That's not sekiro, where are my firecrackers for free hits?
>>483628154>THE ENTIRE MESSAGE OF ELDEN RING IS TO MARRY AND HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE. ITS WHY WE KILL GAY MEN IN THE DLC AS THE SEND OFF TO THE GAMEUm guys? Is this true?
>>483627562rollsloppers and parrysisters had zero issue because all she does is swing sword. she just really shits on shield players unreasonably hard.
gimme some int weapons/builds that fly under the radar i'm kinda bored of using the usual stuff, looking to mix it up
Mogh was moghlested by Miquella
>>483627920>>483627765It's probably because Prophet saw the flame of ruin in the Erdtree and the end of the Faith of the Erdtree and Golden Order.I see the journey in the Lands Between as something of a test or spiritual journey for the Prophet. If he decides there's nothing worth saving, he slides towards Lord of Frenzy. If he decides that there is something worth fighting for, then he moves towards either Age of Order or Age of Stars, as both offer something beyond the Erdtree as it was.
>>483620669i waited so fucking long to get ledas armor
>>483628335You read it again. He claims the fight was easy due to being overleveled which is bull shit. You cannot overlevel for Radahn. If he "destroyed his ass" on the "first attempt" it wasn't due to levels, it was due to playing cheese.
Is it alright to take the bridge west out of the shadowkeep pre-messmer, or will that mess up any npc quests?
>>483628350>literally the only From DLC ever that doesn't add any pieces of dialogue to the base game, even though new dialogue with Malenia and/or Melina writes itself>Messmer clearly has a different voice actor in the trailer released just four months before launch>Radahn's model looks unfinished (and the animations jank enough that most people thought he was fake), how the abdomen is shaped and how the helmet especially is an obviously oversimplified, plasticy looking version of its original self>a bunch of items in the dlc just don’t have lore text at all, so many weapons are just “this is a weapon. this is what it does.” even messmer’s spear just talks about its moveset, I cannot remember this being the case for any other Remembrance weapon>Radahn still doesn't speak despite cut lines indicating he was supposed to ans all his grunts are reused from the base game, suggesting they couldn't get a suitable voice actor in time
Ugh I am not making it to the DLC in time to be a super cool pre nerf gamer. Sorry guys
>>483628294It's the only buff i use anyways.>>483628328It gives a small physical defense boost for 1 minute.>>483628334You just know...
I started playing with the perfume last night and they arent very fun how are people cheesing radahn with these?
>>483628278Perfume
>>483628350>>some item descriptions literally cut off mid sentence or seem to have grammar errorslike?i would like it to be more complete, but i think dlc getting a major patch is highly unlikely and is a huge cope
>>483627474>>483627558don't know about setting size limits but I capture using windows built in game recording software then make the webms with Handbrake. It's fast and simple.
>>483620669I just want to be in the collage. I'll make a real outfit when I CE everything in and can mix and match.
>>483628589The jolan and sister summoning ashes
Sekiro was honestly the beginning of the end. It doesn't have anything in it that makes the Souls games special. The dungeon designs are shit, no memorable characters, no variety of playstyles. It's literally just "duuuuude look at the fast and cool bosses!!" and then that translates directly to Elden Ring being so underwhelming.Bloodborne >>> Sekiro
>>483628259I don't blame them. There's nothing in those areas. It is interesting, but still.
>/v/eddit; WAAH HOLY BAD STREAMERS TOLD ME SO>also /v/eddit: filtered by ghostflame dragons and deathbirdswhy are retards like this?
>>483628517you're just trolling at this point, fuck off.god bless if you're for real you poor thing
>>483628350Every FromSoft game is unfinished. They are incapable of finishing them. Their work culture is horrendous.
Sellen's Feet.
>>483628545>You just know...Just know what? I used NPC summons and mimic too. I won, simple as.
>>483628548Aim at the ground dont lock on
>>483628120pretty good but that fuck up on last phalanx really ruins the vibe
hey bros, was i supposed to enter the shadow keep from the front side? since i entered from the east (close to ymir's chruch castle thing)is it bad if i continue like this?
>>483628392Just pay attention and see when he does the movement and the light goes purpleThe window to roll is actually decently big
>>483628548See>>483622228
>>483628417I was having fun with the Sekiro tear too.
What's the best black knight to farm for its gear?
>>483628361yikes lil bro imagine being a 30 year old porn addict lmfao
>>483627559>shittubersthose fags come here to steal content for their grift anon, not the other way around.
did I beat the game?CURSE YOU BAYLE!
>>483628227when I'm taking several attempts on a boss, I just stop using consumables until I have a better grasp on the fight. I get reminded that I don't actually need any buff to beat a boss.
only times I used a shield was dark souls 1 when I started playing and the radhan boss fightwon but at what cost..
>>483628350>DLC PREPLIST>a bunch of different quest rewards>none of them mattered
Ranni ending is the only good ending.She creates a normal world without demented immortality torture porn and you get to cuddle with her on the moon for eternity.
>>483628762The one at the castle ensis checkpoint. Easy backstab.
>>483627562>How the hell do you deal with phase 2 Rellana?You simply damage her so fast she doesn't phase 2.
>finally get a frenzied flame boss>sick as fuck intro>he's a fucking pushover
Do anons take break after 50+ death?
>>483627765>Prophet saw the end of the faith, as the flame of ruin burns the ErdtreeSo there's already a flame + apocalypse theme. On top of that, the Prophet was scorned and mistreated by the people he attempted to share his visions with. Traits common to Frenzy worshippers.On the other hand, and this is important, the Prophet is Tarnished. And the Tarnished (the player Tarnished at least) does not give up just because shit got hard, or the task seems impossible. A prophet who saw the end of days, was scorned for trying to warn people and yet still, STILL, fought for something worthwhile beyond the flame is a fucking cool character arc.
>Sekiro flask with wing stance MiladySounds fun in concept
>>483627567> I really like doing game photography and it'd be crazy to do it as a job.you never know unless you try it. Start by believe in yourself and by that I mean, act like it's an actual occupation that people could hire you for. You can invent a job at any time and if there's a demand for it, people will buy
Did you like Bayle the Dread more than Darkeater Midir?
>>483628714Sellenbros, powerscaling wise, does she have the strongest feet in the world?
>>483627269The first time I've ever been mad at a fromsoft boss it was Malenia for cheating stance breaks.The second time it was Radahn's can't see shit animations.Both too gamey for my taste. Malenia was more annoying for me both in how long it took me to beat it and just how annoyed I was at the mechanic, so I think Radahn is actually easier.
>>483628828try making this post again without an offtopic gooner picture and I'll respond
What build should I use for my next DLC playthrough? My first was a pure STR build.
>>483628589Miquella's Remembrance uses they/them pronouns for him there and nowhere else and the translation is borked (but the they/them thing is still in JPN). Either it was meant to name two people (probably Miquella and Malenia) or it was supposed to be he/him.Jolan and Sister Ashes literally cut off midsentence.But I think the bigger sign is that a lot of items have no lore text at all, including Remembrance weapons. They briefly describe the moveset and that's it, usually it'd describe function then give a bit of lore but the latter is missing. This is exactly how it worked in 1.0 ER too.
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>>483628717is that how people are cheesing with rolling sparks too?
>Beat Ghostflame Dragon>Don't get Ghostflame Breath>"Okay...">Find second Ghostflame Dragon>"OKAY surely THIS one.">Beat it, still no breath>"wtf">Get to new communion church>Ghostflame Breath comes from here and you don't have to kill a single Ghostflame Dragon for itMIYAZAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>483629071No, but it's a close match.
>>483628725it doesn't matter.
>>483627594why would you do this to yourself/10
>>483628957he was meant to like skibidi level 8-9 like messmer but now since skibidi level boosts got buffed by like 30% everything else is also 30% weaker and also does 30% less damage to you. From gave up completely
>>483629071Yes, I was never a fan of Midir desu.
>>483627534You are the hipster of the souls world.
>>483628681You can add the whole mountain. Aside from 4 recycled dragons, the entire thing is essentially just a corridor to reach BayleAlso the entire cerulean coast aside from the hole where the Fissure is
>>483629180Don't forget about the 3rd one
>>483629071Yeah, Midir still got that top 2 spot though.
>>483625291>item discovery up>health up>stamina up>spell damage up>health down
I want a black of grey dryleaf robe
Is it not weird to anyone else that there are several people in this general who seem to hate ALL fromsoft games? Why are they here?
>>483628828>Malenia and Radahn fought in the Shattering>Miquella was present since he healed Freyja>err ummmmYou found a plot hole. Delete this post.
>>483627765The Prophet saw the Flame of Ruin in the Erdtree faith, which destroyed it.In the flame of frenzy burning, this is pure destruction. Nothing will remain.If you get the 'normal' tree burning, then it is a flame of renewal. The old is burned away, to make room for the new.
The vibe is different. 70% done with the DLC and I think it has lost some of the charm of the main game. The NPC-s are bunch of warriors and no charismatic and quirky characters like Ranni, Blaidd, Alexander or Patches.. There will be so much less memes. 10/10 but this DLC is stubborn and serious asf. Unironically Midra is the only character who looks very interesting and I'm curious to learn more about his story (and Abyssal Woods). I'm not sure why they lost (unintentional?) humor of main game.
>>483629094imagine the magical footjob.
>>483628681you could expand that area a lotjagged peak has like 3 reused dragons and no mobs and one new bosscerulean coast has a couple reused mobs and one new bosscharo's grave again is nearly empty with a couple reused bosses
What's the difference between "eternal sleep" and normal sleep in game? Do the St. Trina swords stack the same kind of Sleep, but result in a different effect?
>>483628208>they still possess more foresight than literal demigods by setting up the Roundtable hold and trying to help the tarnished take the Elden Throne.How? The only Demigod that would want to become a Elden Lord is Godwyn and well, he can't, all others are somewhat against the maitenance of the system that the Two Fingers created.
>Boss' turn>Attacks 12 times in a single combo>You get hit on attack #8 where your dodge roll was caught by the follow up>Boss stops attacking>You spend your turn getting up>Boss starts their next 12 hit combo before you can even healIts a good DLC, btw with no problems.Fromsoft fans have reached FF14 levels of dickriding
>>483628980yes, your mind starts to numb after that many tries
>>483629125>goonergo back
???
>>483625921Hero - FractureBandit - DuskbornAstrologer - RanniWarrior - Fracture or DuskbornPrisoner - Frenzy or RanniConfessor - GoldmaskVagabond - AnyProphet - Goldmask or FrenzySamurai - Fracture Wretch - Dung Eater
>>483629341>>483629094Imagine using selivus's potion on Sellen to turn her into a puppet before you become Elden Lord so for the thousand years of your reign she's trapped in her own body, fully aware, as you use her as a daily footjob slave
It's kinda funny how in Dark Souls 1 weapons had the most basic, boring movesets, but bosses were so slow and had such large openings that often people greeded down their entire stamina bar to an attack sequence. Now in Elden Ring, we have more cool movesets than ever, but bosses aren't allowing us to use them.Seems backwards.
>>483629307M-maybe Miquella healed freyja in the shadowlands...
>>483629345>>483629241The whole southern part of the map is kinda shitty when you think about it
>Try using the whirlwind flame hefty pot on a furnace golem>It utterly fucks them upNice. For once Fromsoft got me to use their crafting system. The pots seem pretty powerful, I might try and make more use of them in the future.
>>483627212give thiollier's concoction to her at night
Alright /erg/ can someone explain why people like rya so much?
>>483629219okay thank you, i will continue then
>>483629251or*
Is STRINTS still good?
>>483629493delete this comment
backhand blades are so broken I am surprised no one is talking about it. The art of war on this thing is so busted for pve and pvp i love it
>>483629463If you get AFK you get flagged with this message, is weird I know.
>>483629329I was actually really excited when the early reviews and even some of the criticisms said the story was too straight forward with the NPCs telling you too much exposition. I wanted more NPC interaction.Then you talk to them once, break Miquella's rune, talk to them again and then they are never relevant after that until the end. It's so weird.
>>483629539cute snek
>>483627393Its about belief and faith
>>483628225Fun fact, the DLC re-added the icons of the jewels that fit into that necklace, with the most blood-soaked one of them being edited to be more red. The old icons are still there, but for some reason they added them again in the DLC update.
>>483629463easy anticheat crashed or the server went down
>>483629539shes nice
>>483629493i want sellen to praise me for learning
>>483629486>>483627327>>483627385>Wretch>Dung EaterWhat the FUCK did Wretch do to you?
>>483629329I think it's pretty par for the course to have these more stoic characters in this exiled land of torture and genocide, but I see what you mean.
>>483629538FUUUUCK HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!?!?!?FUCK YOU STUPID NIPS. MAKE A FUCKING QUEST LOG FFS
is there anything else besides the death poison that I need to get before breaking the rune?
>>483629402S. I.
>>483629539Actually pure and radiant unlike miquella which could've been so much more but fromshart shat on every single character for no reason at all.
>>483620669my foreskin k***ht
>>483629071Didn't enjoy the fight itself as much as I did Midir in ds3. Spectacle is about on par, but I am tempted to give Midir points for the bridge fight. Also Bayle's kind of ugly. Weird ass six horns edgy deviantart looking motherfucker. I only really cared for the fight because of Igon being the best Fromsoft npc ever added, but I'll need another playthrough or two to judge the fight itself properly.
>>483629539>cute>autistic>wholesome>snekWhat's not to like Tbh I always look at her as a little sister, with the way she acts.
>>483629539She seems kind, and has a kind of innocence about her.
Just found the two hand talisman. Should i keep it or stay with the Dragoncrest Greatshield one?
>FuckLeda>MarryMoore>KillFreyja
Anyone mind telling me how good the new madness weapons (torch, fists, and perfume) are? Strictly PVE, I just wanna know if it's worth it to respec a couple of points into int
>>483629719https://www.si.com/????????????
>beat the DLC>go to Gideon>no new dialogueTypical Miyazaki. Typical.
>>483629329>RanniBitch who ruined everything and people only like her because she's a hot girl, Kaathe did the same thing but he was a disgusting incel serpent so everyone hated him.>BlaiddLe epic wholesome doggerino fan service for white women>AlexanderLe epic wholesome reddit memeshit>PatchesYaaaawn, done to deathAnsbach and Igon mogged most of the original cast.
anon, are you /fa/?
>>483629539one of the few characters who is not in a power struggleone of the few characters whose only purpose is not "acquire power"one of the few characters who is not just a walking ideology and moral code
>>483629554every build is good
>>483629539She's nice but she also lured tarnished to their deaths so when her quest has her begging for death I always deliver it to her
>>483627327>>483627385Prisoner is implied to be related to Carian royalty somehow, they will find redemption through Ranni
>>483629307(Dead)Good job. Give me the $40.>>483629358Weak enemies never wake up. For big enemies the effect is longer iirc.>St. Trina swords stack the same kind of SleepNo. One is "Eternal Sleep" and the other one is "Sleep". Different effects and particles.
>>483629795>madness>pvelmao
>>483629539i don't, she's stupid and has bad posture. Is mostly just scalies >>483629778never post something like this again. You're even worse than phoneposters
>>483629796g. g.
>>483629554STR/INT was never a real build. There are only STR weapons with INT tax or the reverse.
do not fuck dragonoids
>>483629696Hes a wretch, fucked over and abandoned by everyone and everything. Why not thrust the same fate upon everyone else?
>>483629554playableit's worse than pure str or pure int, but i found it fun when i tried itblaidd's sword is the best weapon for this build imho
>>483629225Think you're right cause I stopped at Mesmer pre update and I was scadu 9 and everything since has been a fucking breeze
What do I have to watch for when it comes to DLC quests?Am I fine as long as I don't start Messmer's Fight too early?
Whoever thought it was a good idea for the miniboss divine beast to summon Basilisk adds should go fuck themselves
>>483629795>madness>pve>intHuh
>>483629887Obviously I'm not expecting to proc madness in PVE, I just have a themed character and I don't like deviating from the theme
Would you like the dlc more if you could become malenia's consort /erg/?
>>483629908Cry about it, faggot. Now answer the question?
Anybody on PS5 doing the flask cheese wanna come blow up Radahn for me?
>>483629696Why would a completely worthless human dreg rejected by everyone choose anything but Dung's ending?
>only two duelist enemies in leyndell>50 second walk to them from the closest grace>3% chance to drop shit you actually wantkill me
>>483629539incels think if they can't get laid irl some shy weirdo snake mutant bitch would be into them or something
>>483629990the only thing that breaks quests is burning the tree
>>483628263That would make the furnace golems Solaire too, given the sun/face on their front.
>>483629703read the description, it says it could put even a dragon to sleep
>>483629864Prisoner has stinky clothes, and since Boggart has an association with the dung eater I associate all prisoners with the dung eater.
wait a second radahn is STR/INT right?the STR/INT schizos were right... STR/INT chads get the bitches..
>>483629931what makes a build real?
>>483629581my buddy was telling me that the blind spot weapon art has i-frame on it. he loves those things
>>483629916Gorilla Glue?????????????????????????
OK.I want to make a character who will make a good world. Save as many NPC's as possible, even if I have to cut their quests short and miss rewards. Kill the monstrous individuals who only make the worlds worse.Which ending will make as many people happy as possible?
>>483630010you have vyke's spear stick with it eternally
wish dragon form gave you some extra hyper armor on communion spells, 95% are gonna kill you outright anyway so i'd at least like it if my attacks can go through on that 5%
Fuck MarikaMarry RanniKill Miquella
>>483629931this. None of the "STR/Int" weapons scale well with int and you're much better off just meeting the reqs and just rush STR soft cap. Then get Int to 20 for first small soft cap
>Find a mages tower>Oh boy here we go, another memory stone>Nah, here's your fantasy BAZOOKAOh, that was kind of cool.Unrelated, but FUCK the spider-scorpions. They're easy, but they're also setting off my arachnophobia, especially when they leap. I take great pleasure in killing the creepy bastards.
>>483630140Goldmask ending because it's basically repairing the status quo
What level blessing should I have for Messmer? I explored a lot before shadow keep and I have 18 fragments on me and I'm already level 6. Don't want to trivialise it.
>>483630007The new madness stuff all have scaling like the Frenzied Flame seal, which I think is really interesting. If the new stuff was good or fun I was thinking about respeccing into something that can use it
>tfw arc/dexI suffer
>>483630120Either a catalyst for spellcasting, weapons that scale evenly with both stats, or for the stats to have a synergistic relationship (like DEX boosting cast speed). STR/INT has none of these.
>>483630190there are bigger ones, and flying ones
>>483630120he's just schizoit would be fun if they added spells that somehow scaled with your str too tho, the fucking hammer one would be perfect for that
>>483630043no i just want to rape her my gf wants to as well.
>>483629795The perfume is broken (like all perfumes). The torch is pretty weak for PVE because it mainly exists to proc madness. Fists are also pretty weak, their ash of war only works on players.
>>483630230Just make an occult katana or something
I want to kill Radahn and force Miquella to watch as I do the dungeeater ending
>>483630230bro your new scythe
>>483620669g-get me in the collage bro
>>483629792dont stick your dick in crazy
>>483629539she's genuinely a nice, sweet person doing her bestalso she's silly at times and very cute
Cannot wait for Vaati to explain with his nature documentary voice how I'm supposed to find last second pedophilic necrophiliac gay incest the gift of Miyazaki's beautiful mind.
>>483629778I would take off the erdtree favor, it's not that good
>>483630163fuck marikafuck ranniplace miquella in child protective services custody
>>483629581it does. it confuses the AI like nothing else. they dont know how to react to such quick movements. only downside is it drains a lot of stamina so you have to manage that
>>483630207I did around level 8 and I think that's a good sweetspot for not too easy and not too hard.
>>483630030go back>>483630071FUUUUUCK THAT WAS HOURS AGO HOW WOULD I REMEMBER THAT LITTLE THROWAWAY DETAIL AND MAKE THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THE TWO THINGS
I don't see how they can top Bayle in terms of over the top visual spectacleBut then I thought the same after Placi
>>483630230you had RoB you dont get to complain
Hug MiquellaBrush Miquellas hairSupport Miquella
So let me get this straight:Use the most busted build possible while being overleveled and maxing out skadu blessings?>You beat the game.Use a fun build, equal or underleveled with maybe half of the blessings by the end of the DLC, but you spirit summon for a buddy against bosses?>You're a fucking cheater. Fuck you.is this really the common consensus? you really gonna sit there and tell me i could be proud of cheesing every boss solo, but if i play a weaker unoptimized build without maxing out my stats, i'm a cheater? really?
Running pure STR, what's even worth levelling at this point?
>>483630313only after you beat the entire dlc
>>483629990The main thing to watch out for is that taking sides in petty squabbles will get people killed prematurely. Avoid conflict unless its unavoidable.Also one particular quest will break if you progress too far into the very obviously "final" area, so once you unlock it, check on everyone you still have available
>>483630230>suffering with ez journalist mode buildlol
>>483629307Says miquella healed her in the swamp, which had to come after the shattering since Caelid wasn't instantaneously turned into fuckzone as per the trailer. That, and the redmanes opted to stay in Caelid to hold off the rot, thus the sickness.
>>483620669based collage anon
>>483630401faith/int for some buffs?
>>483628917Wow this drop rate is fucking horrid
Test
>>483629801>Don't fight Malenia before the DLC>Finish the DLC and go fight Malenia>Malenia doesn't get a new cutscene even though Sif got a new cutscene 13 years ago
>>483630391I would, but miyazaki decided that I'm supposed to murder him for wanting to make the world a better place
>>483630391Shove MiquellaShave Miquella's hairStand on Miquella
>>483630396if you fail to find the blessings that's a skill issue on your part
>>483630269Oh joy.
Leda is made for fixing by forcing your love and affection on her
>>483630230bro? your bleed?
>buried and forgotten after flame skewerYou had a good run.
>>483630396Anon, nobody cares. Do whatever you want. It's all shitposting.
I like that most of the Remembrance Bosses are closer to Dark Souls level of scope than the base game where every major boss was a god with a phase change cutscene, but am I the only one who felt Radahn was pretty lame, ignoring how insanely hard he is? His first phase is fun but his 2nd phase is... just the same with more lasers and random after images? He even does the meteor attack (coolest thing in any Fromsoft game) except now there's no buildup when he does it, its somehow a smaller explosion, and hes not riding the horse?
>>483630345It's for Godfrey's Axe, cause i don't want to level up Endurance any more>>483630372Nice Xitter reply
cute illiterate fight autist
you couldnt pay me to fuck marikathat vag pushed out more than half of the country's problems
>>483630396>Use the most busted build possible while being overleveled and maxing out skadu blessings?>You beat the game.No one says this>spirit summonYou didn't beat the game, fuck you
So who was this from the trailer? I just finished and don't remember encountering.
I'm here playing Dark Souls while the bosses are playing Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi. Peak Elden Ring right there.
>>483629573No. Instead I will masturbate to the thought
>>483630615Romina
>>483630367I'll try 8 then. Thanks.
>>483630615That's Zanzibartina
>>483630596if you told her this she'd probably giggle and ask if you want to make a few more problems
>>483630396Spirit summoning is probably my favorite feature of Elden Ring, it's a really cool concept. People can whine all they want, their tears make me and my homie stronger.
>>483630464Bro your ARC build?Your silver scarab?Your silver fowl foot/horn?I got the whole set with duplicates of everything but the legs in like 15 minutes.
>>483630334I can't believe we all thought we were helping to save Miquella from a turbo-pedo, only for him to be trying to make another guy into a pedo for him. It' like pedo-inception.
Reminder that no matter what anyone saysYOU beat the game.
Frenzy bros are you running a good build with the new toys? I know you can't proc madness on enemies but it seems like fun
>>483630490Mind control bad or something.Or Miyazaki has decided we wont compromise on becoming a Lord even thought we did that with Ranni
bananaya
>>483630712...unless you summoned.
>>483630207I was at 9 in NG+ and it seemed pretty well balanced.
>>483630396Spirit Ashes fundamentally break boss AI, by getting them to split their attention, maintaining stance damage and often dealing damn near as much damage as a player.Dealing 30% less damage than an ideal build, but having the enemy continually get staggered and spend half their time flailing at your ash is still kind of broken, yes.You still beat the game, but believe me, spirit ashes are massively overpowered.
>>483630573>CuteBro don't look under the mask...
>>483630573la creatura...
>>483626631>when u in a rush and didnt wipe properly and gotta itch while on the road
I'm just not about to start the DLC. I only have 1 question before I abandon this thread for spoilersIs it possible to explore something too early and mess up progress somewhere or anything like that?
>>483629539I like her because she's small, socially inept, has bad posture, barely noticeable eyebrows that look like they're not there, is blonde, and shy. she looks and acts a lot like me i wonder if she ever had a crush on a guy and tried to pay his gf for his cum to impregnate herself with his kid like i tried to in highschool
>>483630093It proves STR/INT is a literal faggot build.
>>483630207I was at 9.
>>483630712YYYYYYESSSSSSSSSS FINALLLY FUCK YOU INTERNET NERDS I TOLD YOU
Can you lose access to a steam game (or your entire acc) for making a review that /may/ be deemed offensive?
If miquella no longer has a great rune, why are we chasing him?
>>483630604>you didn't beat the game either wayTHEN WHO THE FUCK BEAT THE GAME? JUST THIS GUY? HE'S THE ONLY ONE?
>>483630690Mohg was Miquella's victim all along. What a sad state of affairs.
>>483630572you don't need that much endurance in pve, especially with the turtle talisman
>>483630851if you want a dragon wife like vyke had, you have to not fuck up
Huh.
>>483630851the main thing is you have to burn something else like the base game and that progresses things to DLC endgame. the other thing is too subtle to explain without spoilers but as far as i know at that point you can still finish all the quests.
>>483630942to kill him
Do these guys not drop their greatswords? I have a bunch of curved ones, but no big sword drop yet.
I really want to like spirit ashes, legitimately. There are a lot of cool monsters out there that sound very cool to summon as pokemon against a boss. But using spirit ashes just completely fucking break boss fights, especially if you're a caster. The hardest boss in any fromsoft game ever can turn into one of the easiest if you just use a summon. That massive gulf in difficulty just makes it hard to justify saying spirit ashes are just another normal tool.
>>483630396>is this really the common consensus?No. Its 80% meme and 19% people who never gotten to that point or cheated who believe it ironically.
>>483629045I could try that though I have to work on believing in myself first, because I have some serious self esteem issues
>Do spirit summoning playthrough>Only the spirit does damage, meanwhile I play a a healer / bufferIn this hypothetical scenario, would I have beaten the game?
>>483630712what if i haven't beat consort radahn or elden beast?
>>483629345>>483629528Red part:Drakes (x3)Ancient Dragon (x1)Ghostflame DragonDeath Rite BirdDemi-Human QueenDemi-Human Swordsman (as a normal enemy)Cemetery Shade (as a normal enemy)Tibia MarinerDancer of Ranah (Invader)Furnace Golem (x2)Midra, Lord of Frenzied FlamePutrescent KnightBayle the DreadGreen part:Tree Sentinel (x2)Fallingstar Beast
>>483630923probably only if racism is involved
>>483630797>getting them to split their attentionHalf the time this doesn't even matter because they'll swap their attention back to you halfway through a 10-hit combo, never mind the constant aoe blasts a lot of them half.
>>483630815Is it bad that I feel like our sons would be strong and have nice masculine features?
>>483630851yeah you can fuck up NPC questlines very badly. which is weird, because for the most part in the base game they did a good job of making npc questlines robust. total 180 in the DLC unfortunately
>>483630923Did you call Miyazaki a nigger in your review or something?
>>483630851Just don't go into Messmer's arena before Leda becomes schizo
>>483630651You're right, same weapon. Though this perspective shows her feet.
>>483630986the curved sword is what they use, retard-kun
PS5, blow up Radahn?Not trying to spam but the general's moving fast as fuck.Skibidi 19, but only RL120
>>483630553It's great for poke weapons that need sweeps.It also cucks Blind Spot hard, as you get a full L2R2 out of someone trying to use it against you.A lot of meme animation weapons in the DLC get keked by the lingering hitbox of Flaming Strike.
>>483631012>literal ai does all the attacking>you are just healing it the whole timemight be the most cucked way to play to game
>>483630986It drops from the very last one before the final boss, sorry man
>>483630986you get it as a guaranteed drop later
>>483630982why?
>>483631016good to know>>483631083... not YET
>>483631123cute
>>483629792>FuckLansseax>MarryFlorissax>KillBAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm went into the DLC as pure Strength too. I leveled int and fth a little to try out some weapons, then meet first soft caps, then settled for FTH/STR, You should prob level up your mind to around 20 so you can cast a few AoW. Just wacking things with your stat stick can get boring.
>>483620669LET ME IN
>>483631090the cutscenes happened years before the shattering so presumably she mutated since then
>>483630851Yes. Honestly, look up spoilers for the NPC quests. You will not get them if you don't.
what do against fire basket dudes with armored feet
>>483630851Early game you miss out on dialogue. Late game, around the 90% mark, if you don't check on them before pushing through the final dungeon some disappear without a trace, taking their armor and items with them
>want to do coop>go faith/dex so I can buff without needing a ton of extra end for heavy weapons>spend a few seconds before each boss casting>hosts always run in and immediately diesgod I want my larval tear back
Did they fuck up the DLC scaling?>last weekend, getting raped in the DLC and barely scraping by>today: decide to try Radahn for the lolz, beat him first try [albeit with Mimic Tear]I didn't expect to beat him, I was expecting to get flattened as soon as phase 2 started
Maybe i didn't beat the game but i sure as hell beat my meat
Is the Dung Eater ending a meme ending?
>>483631161BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>morgott did nothing wrong >godwyn did nothing wrong>radahn did nothing wrong Apologize to them.
>>483629493This is why I love you fucks
>>483631167I think Fromsoft is still hiding their true power level with those dragons.There are many ways they could've made Florissax extra sophisticated.
>>483620669leather armor looks top tier. Wish there was more of that kind of aesthetic
>>483630947Post your build
Ghostflame Dragon was pretty awesome. Fight in a darkness, summoned two other guys who I mostly did not see until it was over. Absolute chaos with horseriders, soldiers, dragon. Trees and shit flying all over the place. Very dark and cinematic.
>>483630554anon, there are several people responding to my post who -clearly- care.
>>483631195die to homing fireballs
>>483631249You turn TLB into a literal world of shit, what do you think
>>483631270>ranni did nothing wrongnever doubted my wife
>>483631215what build
>>483631249congrats you made the world so miserable people will forget what good things were like so they'll feel happy when they are slightly less miserable
>>483631031sometimes you gotta take a hit for the bloodlineexample: brock lesnar's daughter
>>483631190I got thiollier without spoilers
>>483631215Yeah they giga nerfed everything, through giga buffs to scadutree blessings
>>483631217This thread really ruined my brain man. I had a wet dream last night about marike and alive ranni rubbing their large pristine feet all over me calling me their beloved consort. I wasn't this bad when I came here. I genuinely hate you all for turning me into this.
>friend complains to me that he wants to try out new builds but has no larval tears (hes on ps5)>meanwhile i just CEd myself 9999 larval tears and i respec every time i get a new weapon Sometimes the FPS drops are worth it...
>>483630989I really wish spirit ashes summoned the creature for a single big attack, rather than being just summons. Then they would be an alternative to spells, rather than being a basic crutch that you summon and forget.
>>483628704this is every video game in history, FROM is just able to make it less obvious because of their already vague storytelling. Look at Halo CE, you end up getting completely reused levels and hallways to pad the game length
>>483630529She's built for submission and breeding.
>>483631441part of the thread part of the crew part of the thread part of the crew part of the thread part of the crew
>>483630947is it weird that I actually despise these challenge run autists?
>>483631382Dragon Slayer Great Katana, 55/55 STR/DEX
I've had enoughPicking up a greatshield and putting barricade shield ash on it with a poke weaponFuck Hackazaki
>>483631441Many such cases. When the ryona/ao3 period was in you had posts like yours but with the wormface grab attack or rot dogs.
>>483631085you mean when she decides to go kill hornsent? I walked into messmer's room with no idea that it was his or that I'd be locked there as soon as I opened the door
>>483631294i feel like it'd be better for you to list what's acceptable because you probably think most shit isn't.But that said: RL130 with a 2H heavy stone club with barbaric roar and loads of defense.
>>483631441Lucky motherfucker
>>483631270>godwyn did nothing wrongmore like godwyn did literally nothing
>>483631471Renalla even does that during her fight, why didn't we get summon sorceries
>>483631482is that helm from the DLC?
>>483630490>A better place>"No wonder, as one god, and one king consort, is all the world needs."suuure>>483630737You don't get to be lord dumbass, that's Radahn's gig under Miquella.
Ain't no way you guys have fun just jump attacking and crouch poking with a greatsword for 100 hours
>>483620669may skeletons take the world
>>483631632because of pvpniggers
>>483631584Let me guess... Rellana?lol
>>483631606I did the same thing and it fucked up that quest
I kind of want to try some of these new weapons, but greatsword go CRASH and I like that a lot.I just love exploring and finding cool shit. I was spoiled on the only thing you can be spoiled on plotwise by a fucking youtube thumbnail of all things (Radhan being back and the final fight) but then again I played the original almost entirely blind despite again being spoiled by a youtube thumbnail on the final fight for that too.Its still maximum comfy wandering the land of shadow and I'm sad that we're not getting another DLC to look at more loose story ends and a third opportunity for youtube to tell me about the final boss in a random recommendation.
>>483631378She got rid of her original body. She can't give you soft footjobs anymore. She has no vagina anymore and hers was probably tight, her fat ass is gone, her large breasts she certainly had are gone, she ruined literal perfection. She did everything wrong.
The worst part about spirit summons is how Mimic Tear completely invalidates 99.9% of all others. Literally no reason to use any other Ash. Completely dogshit system.
>>483631606I ratted Leda about Hornsent, then felt bad and fought on side of Hornsent against Leda. Not sure of the implications yet.
The Night Set stats are why we should have glamour.
>>483631573I don't mind them, they only real have the few weeks after a new release to do shit first and then it's not really special. Look at how common RL1 runs are for base ER now.
>>483631584what broke you, anon? why did you give up? also it's not a perfect solution, asmon can atest to that. also why does everyone only talk about the greatshield shit? are there no other broken builds anyone wants to play anymore?
>>483631584Unironically, unequivocally, absolutely filtered. You even got so mad you felt a need to come here and post about how filtered you got.
>>483629539snek cutei would make her a garden with a really big warm rock to lay on
>>483631608130 is not "underlevelled" and if you summoned you didn't beat the game
I fucking warned you pussy hostcels that I would find the most op shit in the dlc and abuse it. You are not safe if you summon your faggot friends, I WILL find you and skin you alive pussy bitches.
why can i not summon mimic tear against radahn?
>>483631812>stats?
>>483630958I fucked up already...>>483631010dude just be shameless. That's the secret to life. Shamelesly act like you have something that people might want. How many con artists are there that are never without a job? If you act like you're worthless people will believe you are and treat you accordingly and the reverse is also true.This is the best advice I could give you.
WTF I THOUGHT PEOPLE HATED SOTE??? BROS???
>>483631797If you just want to cheese Radahn sure. I've had fun with Yoda and the Golem guys in other fights like the NPC brawl
>>483631853That nigger did that AND cheated in a gorillion million of runes to level 333+on ng0 kek
I legitimately believe Miquella's ending was cut for being too happy. Not joking. His original ending in the base game is basically utopian, from what little we get. If it was retained there's absolutely no reason to go with another one. You end up with a magical saintly treehouse, an omnibenevolent golden god, and the now-probably-cured game mascot and strongest demigod as your new best friend.https://rannirespecter.wordpress.com/2022/03/31/miquella-malenia-and-the-age-of-abundance/In the DLC we were supposed to get something broadly similar. That cutscene of him lifting the veils and stemming the bleeding from the Scadutree in the gameplay trailer would match VERY well with his cut ending narration (and the model he used to have in the base game is already in the DLC, used for the flashback). But when you play the DLC it's nowhere to be found.This is really weird since you can see elsewhere in the trailer that this event would induce a permanent world state change for the skybox. That's far too much effort for one second of the background of one trailer. They clearly intended to keep it at one point. Miyazaki specifically said there'd be a visual change to the world to let you know you beat the DLC, but as now there's nothing. He also specifically references that unveiling cutscene as a spoiler in a 04/29 Chinese interview just a few weeks before the game came out, but it's also nowhere to be found. Yet dataminers have also found its cutscene file and ID, so it explicitly wasn't just made for the trailer eitherIt's not even just the real world factors that inform this, or the advertising lying (not just the trailer but stuff like the bit about us being guided to the land by Miquella which doesn't actually happen, he doesn't even want us there). It's the story. Weirdly your character gets absolutely nothing out of going to the Land of Shadows. You kill Miq and leave. AOA, TLC, TOH, AOA, and TRC all had an actual GOAL you accomplished. Nothing here.
>hear that miquella stole mogh's body to resurrect someone>GODWYN BROS WE ARE SO BACK>it's fucking radahn
>>483630313That Scythe is sick as fuck.
metyr is a scorpion
>>483631215If you were on 5-15 blessing level then yeah you'd notice the difference.
can someone post the OP shield poke build?I tried that stuff in the base game and got wrecked what changed?
>>483631786rune of rebirthbitch
>>483631676Yeah, knew I had to have it the second I saw that boss. Undead Paladin has to be one of my favorite looks>>483620669Also here's a better pic, sorry for double posting
>>483631943These people got early access so they're contractually obligated to felate the DLC regardless of their actual experience.
>>483631169meant for>>483630401
>>483631943>I THOUGHT PEOPLE HATED SOTE???Literally who? Thirdworlder steam review keks? Asmongoloid? /vg/ niggers?
>>483628350>some item descriptions literally cut off mid sentenceExamples? Just curiousI agree with you though, shit feels unfinished especially when Miyazaki talked about multiple endings a couple months before the DLC came out
>>483631974it's just so fucking stupid. i'm still seething
>>483623996Cool so should I do her quest line or side against her?What are the key differences?
>>483632194>>483632194>>483632194
>invade someone>charge towards host>furled finger cooperator just rolls off a ledge in a panic before i kill the host???
>>483631969anon miquella stays dead in the cut ending, it's just a throne ending. he gives you his vision and then tells you to pursue the throne.>>483631996imagine all of the different gods are just metyr being seen by different people.
>>483632203Rewards
>>483631969>He also specifically references that unveiling cutscene as a spoiler in a 04/29 Chinese interview just a few weeks before the game came outbut how did you change something so important just a fewk weeks before releae. It doesn't make sense
>>483631969The entire false advertising parts is the most nasty for me, like half of the ads were false advertising like that ending thing so not just talking about "but tehee he was saying consort to radahn tehe"
>>483631853god i wish i could be absolutely fucking dogshit at video games, be a complete unironic braindead retard with no hygiene and have a huge following and infinite money glitch just by staying inside. this faggot is a literal 17th century peasant in terms of looks and intelligence
>>483631786she'll desperately try to find a way to recreate her flesh if you threaten her to file a divorce
>>483631853>He's still inting KEK I hope he quits for real. The casuals he brings in with his shit personality and takes are a blight on gaming.Retards start parroting his boomer washed up mentality and it ruins discussion everywhere.
>>483631924130 isn't underleveled for the DLC? really? all i ever heard was 150-180 as the recommended level. also we weren't mentioning summoning, you asked for the build. is the build cheating (solo)? i figured you'd say yeah because stone club does high strike damage and the roar gives you infinite hyper armor.
>>483632262:)
HOLY SHIT
>>483631974kek actually baffling>>483632262It really does not make sense. They are either planning something (like a second update? Fuck if I know) or just had an overdose of jap autism and cut random shit from the DLC
>>483631969I will NEVER acknowledge the DLC events as canon. But the trailers and his boss music are so beautiful.
>>483631969stuff like this is the only reason i think that a post-launch update with a new ending is possible. maybe it was a smaller team and they didn't have the time to finish it and Namco decided to push the DLC out as is and let them finish it later.
>>483631969So what the hell happened? Here's what I think. They got to the eleventh hour with a happier ending intact (probably induced by you interacting with Miquella after the boss fight hence why he doesn't have a death line). They then cut it because they thought it wouldn't fit the tone they were going for. They wanted godhood to be inherently corruptive and thought a good god like Miquella would go against the messaging. That's why Miyazaki kept asserting his desire to portray a hostile and bleak world in interviews done literally the week before the DLC released. That's why the unveiling trailer was still being used in TV spots the week of release (probably made ahead of time). That's why even the area Miquella is in at the end of the gameplay trailer doesn't appear to exist in the DLC. And that's why you just kill him and leave without any further elaboration, with the last cutscene being, as noted earlier in the thread, a static image of a recycled model in a featureless room for 30 seconds as narration plays. This is also why no one in the base game acknowledges DLC events, a first for From games: the dialgoue they recorded didn't fit the new ending.
>>483632262HACKAZAKI YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN.DLC isn't canon btw.
>>483632218I've been there desu>helping host at haligtree>quickly go through menu to switch to a pvp weapon>press circle one too many times when exiting>roll off ledge and dieHostzibart... forgive me...
>>483625524Well, you could help others kill Bayle.
>Sided with Hornsent against Leda>Don't get the option for Ansbach vs LedaDid I brick Ansbach's quest? I still did everything with Freyja and him in the Storeroom with the letter and the scroll.
>>483631943>4th playthrough>MFW I'm I've barely cleared Gravesite Plain and Cerulean Coast
>>483632061very nice, i play a necromancer using the royal remains helm but something different for some variety will be nice
>>483630313I'm just upset St Trina has an entire area in the DLC with enemies that inflict sleep and a questline about someone obsessed with it and all it all results in is Trina sword(purple), fists(after the final boss), and a charm
>>483631015It baffles me how one of the biggest criticisms in Elden Ring is reused content and they did it a ton in the DLC.Ghostbirds, Black Knights, Dragons, Bloodfiends are everywhere. Those black commoners or whatever they are also everywhere.They changed it by reducing the amount of dungeons/catacombs and connecting them to important areas in the world. Forges also don't have a boss on them, probably to not reuse content even more, which is good. But damn.
>>483631969The fact that Miquella was Torrent's former master and that he passed both his steed and his bell along to the Tarnished is also blatantly at odds with the final plot. He doesn't want us coming near him and he already chose his Lord. Why help us? Torrent's name isn't even said a single time in the entire DLC nor do any characters acknowledge that you're riding a unique magical spirit steed.But then you remember that the image of Miquella riding Torrent came out over a year before the DLC released. Plenty of time for big rewrites.
>>483632379>all i ever heard was 150-180It's more like 125-150If you went past 150 you didn't beat the game>is the build cheating (solo)?Nah
>>483632030You mean the new thrusting shields?
>>483632215stop baking so early you subhuman garbage. I know you're a /gig/ shitter trying to make the entire board hate us
Lighting in this game is weird. If you stand in the doorweay from the grace under the bridge leading to Maliketh in Farum Azula, your skin will look weirdly like it's been covered in oil.
>>483630950It's not because of stamina, stupid, it's because i'm carrying OP's mom
>>483633035I would cover you in oil anytime, sweetie. That's what the Hefty Oil Pots are for.
>>483632553Well... I guess
>>483632340>this faggot is a literal 17th century peasant in terms of looks and intelligenceholy fuck lmao, that's perfect
>>483631935The most OP shit currently is swift slash with rot grease tho.
>>483632340>>48363328417th century peasants could crush your skulls with their hands grip strength. That noodle armed asnomgold dude couldn't crush a fly if he tried.
>>483632912alright then, i got that going for me at least. what about number of skadu blessings? or does that not matter and i can max those out?
>>483632262that's my point though, they just removed it and didn't have time to replace it with anything. The world visual change Miyazaki talked about in interviews (not specifically the veil disappearing, but he said there'd be something) never happens and the DLC doesn't have an actual ending cutscene.
>>483632906>Plenty of time for big rewrites.not if they also would've needed a lot of new assets and v/o
>>483621281ManusDragon slayer armourPlacidusaxDark beast paarlGaelHonorable mention: annihilation
>>483633460maybe he was the weak peasant that everyone made fun of and beat up and had to like, cook or something. or be a thief?
>Kill Radhan 2>Nothing happens?
>>483632906>The fact that Miquella was Torrent's former master and that he passed both his steed and his bell along to the Tarnished is also blatantly at odds with the final plot.I bring this up every time and I never get a response, torrent and the bell are st trina shit, not miquella shit. they never removed the association, you even get a spirit raisin recipe for torrent alongside the charming branch recipe. for some reason people still can't understand that trina and miquella have the same relationship as marika and radagon.
>>483633460Why would he try to crush flies? They're so established in his dungheap of a living situation they probably pay him rent.God, imagine the sheer midden smell of his house. Rancid food scraps, cockroaches and rat droppings mouldering in piles around the places he eats and sleeps and sits for hours in front of a screen.
lmao
>>483632340what's even better (worse) is he's so fucking fragile he feels attacked whenever chat mocks him for being bad, you know, basic stream banter, but he takes it so personal he goes on long rants about how that's "not okay" and "not normal" and how he's "so mature" that he "just doesn't wanna deal with it" (ban)Bitch is made of glass in every possible way and he makes it everyone else's problem He's a gaslighter and a grifter but because he's one of the biggest game streamers everyone acts like his word is gospel. Even tho he makes less sense than Sleepy Joe some times.
>>483634236Except it's Miquella riding Torrent instead of Trina.
>>483634309if you watch his playthrough (check out the midra fight he gave up on after over an hour and a half that was hilarious, he does this in that), asmon says on multiple occassions in not unsimple terms "if you say anything negative, at all, it's an instant perma ban. that shit makes me so angry. anything at all, perma, instantly." not even trying to be subtle about it.
>>483633495I don't know how much of a difference they make, I'm at skibidi level 12 for the Miquella fight but that's because I rushed through most areas to get to the bossesAlso I'm going to be honest anon, you need to stop caring about my or other people's opinionsI'm (mostly) shitposting and don't care if you beat the game RL1 parry only or with summons at level 500, what matters is if you had fun, isn't it?
>>483634269how does the dude never get sick? with all of the cockroaches crawling all over the food he leaves laying around? dude must have a godly immune system from decades of not bathing.
Is there a place to find pretty lady character slider numbers? I want to make a good looking lady but I'm not a slider-fu master in these games
>>483630490Like Marika threw away her sense of duty in Radagon, Miquella threw away his love in St. Trina to become a god.Something something GRRM making a point about pursuit of power.
>>483634645oh yeah, no worries, im just curious and it costs me nothing to ask questions here as an anon. more of an interesting philosophy/psychology question to me. im curious what people here think, and seeing the different opinions hash things out. honestly i think you can do whatever you want as long as you don't use summons since they break the AI, and no greatshields (medium shields are all fine) or obviously literally broken things like the rolling sparks perfume thing. anything else is fair game in my book though, but i do like to hear other anons opinions and debate with them.
>>483634628I don't think I could bear to watch him being painfully un-entertaining and unlikeable. But I'll take you word for it.> asmon says on multiple occassions in not unsimple terms "if you say anything negative, at all, it's an instant perma ban. that shit makes me so angry. anything at all, perma, instantly." not even trying to be subtle about it.Damn, he fell off even harder after I dropped him years ago. He's somehow incapable of making the connect between his stream rules and the drooling retards who are his chat. Think about the kind of individual who would stay in for that kind of mistreatment? Any time a streamer complains about their audience unironically, they have zero self awareness. They built their community, through their attitudes and their rules, they're at fault for the people who gather around them, no one else.
>>483635638he's also not very entertaining when playing a game like this. compare him to someone like jerma who is actually funny regularly throughout his playthrough, it's like night and day for entertainment quality. asmon nowadays feels more like a more conservative hasan, people probably watch him more for his react content nowadays.
My answer to pick related would be: They really wanted BHB to be op af. So they gave it unrealistically low weight without taking any other item for perspective.
>>483636808He isn't entertaining because he grew too big. It's a variation of "getting promoted until you're no longer good at your job".His content and personality gradually changed as he grew, and with it so did his audience 'evolved' into a mass of non-sentient retards who watch him for the sole fact that he's big, like the bottom of the barrel sheep they are. Noomber fags are subhuman and you see the evidence in Mongold's chat. Why would an intelligent, self-respecting human being watch him as he is right now? Genuine question. I asked my myself that and the answer I found was: it wouldn't.
>>483636808>>483637571one more thing. I've tried watching a couple of his recent reactions but it was the same, he brings zero value to the video and only parrots safe-edgy opinions which are comfortably within the Overton Window, while appearing 'based' to his audience Specially when he covers (leeches off) the culture war and he's so matter-of-fact about it now, yet I distinctly remember how he would mock people years prior for noticing what everyone knows for certain today. He's faker than Chinese antiques and more shallow than Elden Ring's 'lakes'. Anyone who enjoys his content is a lesser human, objectively.And the reason he doesn't ego search here anymore is because he'll read stuff like this and he KNOWS it's true.
>>483637571>Why would an intelligent, self-respecting human being watch himthat applies for every streamtranny ever
After testing the spread crossbow, it looks like human-sized enemies can only get hit and take damage by ONE bolt, but they seem to take status buildup from all bolts that pass through themI've been blasting away at Rellana and she gets bled in 2-3 shots with bleed bolts point-blank, while I haven't been able to bleed her with a regular crossbow at all (guessing 10-20 shots necessary)
>>483634309I'm generally very open to critique, but if my work had me watch an endless stream of a twitch chat mocking me - I'd probably go insane
>>483621003MUH
>>483640404too broad of statement. There's plenty of fun, genuine and entertaining content creators if you go out of your way to find them. You're thinking of the twitch royal circle and those who kiss their feet. Those are cancer for retards I agree, but there's so much more out there. Is not something to dogmatically dismiss.
>>483645539then you'd have to analyze how you came to have an audience that'd do that to you. There's plenty of game streamers who have strong banter with his chat but is not malicious.
