>>483578703>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjonghttps://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjg.booru.org/index.php>league Vhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1SRSMCn-rQGxXW9TnVL8is1DnGqblq6KYtPyyWEOtp8o>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JIF4MrqxoJw3Ipu0E5A-_Cq6PegefUD5zpAjuiJPRB8
bravo burgerkeks
Let her cook
>>483649050What I don't get is how unlucky some of us can get when the average odds are 20%, mitigated by gifts and duplicates of course, if you're lucky enough to even have one after 100 scrolls.Gacha life isn't fair but beggars can't be choosers even if they work hard for it. I feel worse for people who actually put in tons of money and get shit on by Yostar.I want to take the time to personally thank them for keeping Mahjong Soul alive so we can chat here together and have fun times on the game.I find myself purposefully dealing into yakuman hands and feeding just to make sure people feel better about their life. Feeding is seen as rude and even illegal but when people had bad days after bad days and are thinking of ragequitting the game, you can tell how they might be feeling, and it's nice to see them cheer up and emotespam.
Please understand, I was playing while lying down and thinking about KOTOR.
Stop folding mangan tenpai.I don't care if the dealer riichied.I don't care if you drew an aka.If your wait isn't dead and it's not south 3-4 then you are stupid.
jongers...
>>483648612Jesus is very real, he has more evidence for his existence than most kings and emperors. >magic isn't realReality is magic. Our state of being makes no logical sense. The logical understanding would be non-existence.
>>483651839mahjong sucks
>vampirekeks
An investigation into this grinch is underway.
>>483651839
>>483651790I meant 5%. Too depressed, but feel free to laugh.
>>483651790If I see someone with two dragons pon'd in a friendly I will feed the third
>>483651617>>483651690Is there any info on their relationship? Or they don't even know each other like 70% of characters. I want to imagine Miki and Leia having hot sex together...
>>483651989I'm glad I'm not alone on this. Based anons, please never change.
SEX with LITTLE GIRLS
>>483649598gg anons. Nice intro and sad end.
>soccer teamTruly is burger hours
Is there anywhere we can see the jojo power cards for each team?
>>483652118>Sex between Miki and LeiaThere is only so much yuri I can commission or draw, anon...but yes, would
>>483649598Gg. 1 han off from yakuman in friendly.
>>483652118they're clearly mother and daughter
>>483652118Pic related so far I know.
>>483652118They have tea together in the afternoon and Leia asks you to joinhttps://mahjongsoul.club/voice/%E3%83%AC%E3%82%A4%E3%82%A2-%E3%83%A1%E3%82%A4%E3%83%B35?language=en
SEX with OVULATING AND FERTILE ADULT WOMEN
>>483651825my push fold judgement is entirely based on flowif i can feel the flow is going my way then i push
>>483649598GGs!Nyagger almost getting oneshot at the start of the game was perfectly fitting of the room's picture.
>>483652158119443767
>>483652542>>483652554>threesome with two hagsPERFECT
SEX with MENOPAUSAL AND INFERTILE ADULT WOMEN
>>483652697>not an RJI don't know what this is...
ichihime collared and 'massaged'
How do I enter the promo code on client?
>>483652901browser only gweilo
>>483652901I think it's still only possible in the browser
>>483652817Use the pixiv holy scriptures, anon
this fucking male player luckshits 24/7 every tourney every day
>ruin the game>get first based bamboo bro
He is soulful
ADD HIM TO THE LIST
what the fuck was the haruna thinking with that discard
>don't riichi>deal in anywayi just don't understand, who taught you to play this way you fucking retard?
nights, burgerkeks
>>483651790People don't type these things.Weaklings are prone to fall in love with other weaklings...
based
maybe he can spend the winnings to buy a new router
Shamibros...102586271
>>483653331>cute little girls sleeping together
>>483651942Just because a guy named Jesus got executed 2k years ago does not mean that the literal incarnation of the creator god walked on liquid water and came back from the dead. Jesus (your storybook character) is not real.
>>483654020>Jews on /mjg/
>>483652363It's on the sheet under the tab Streamer Tools
Riichi citty or mahjong souls?
>>483654159Jesus was a jew, his real title is rabbi. Rabbi Yeshua.
that third one with all the AI art
>>483654020Ok, but consider that we are living the way we are now, because some people that came before us believed in Jesus.And many of the consequences we are experiencing in modern society are caused by believing in something irrational.Science is anti-scientific btw.Occult is our true God, and God is very real, which by extension makes everything impossible real.If odds, you are a bitch.If evens, I'm retarded.If 0, both are true.
lollmao
if odds mahjongif even pokoif 0 booru
>>483654020>admits Jesus is real>BUT NOT LIKE THAT NOOOOOOOOreminder that the bible keeps being proven correct through historical and archeological findings.https://historyenhanced.com/12-archaeological-finds-that-show-the-bible-is-real/No other document is like this. So why would you not believe what the Bible is saying despite so many correlations showing it to be true?Also Jesus played mahjong. His favorite yaku? TENHOU
>>483654737None of the things you take for granted were caused by magic. We as a society stand on the shoulders of giants who were enlightened with a brilliance for logic, numbers, and engineering.
>>483655098>brilliance for logic, numbers, and engineeringLiteral madness for the mentally insane.
>>483655090The hand! LOL
>>483655090>history enhanced>Matty JacobsonYeah totally legit source there, no bias at all.
>>483655098>shoulders of giants who were enlightened with a brilliance for logic, numbers, and engineering.Darwin was a devout Catholic.Maxwell was a devout Presbyterian.Armstrong, another Presbyterian.Copernicus, Kepler, Galileo, Newton, and the list goes and and on and on and on.So if these giants you are referencing believed in Christ, why do you not also believe in Christ?
>>483655261Sure, but not the schizo kind that tells you to slaughter a goat so a big alien in the sky doesn't torture you forever. Not all madness is equal.
Nina is retarded
>>483641409VOD: https://youtu.be/qWuF4-ux4KIThe scores are updated on the spreadsheet, no placement changes.
how do I explain to my family that the folder with all the naked images of haruna that I accidentally left open doesn't mean what they think it means
>>483655043You gonna post a room anon?
>>483655517Anon, stop having sex, society is crumbling and we can't sustain everyone.Become a tranny.Embrace homosexuality.Have sex with animals.Workship v-tubers, anime girls, cunny.Play mahjong and minmax your statistical understanding.
>>483655506if you are going to be making this kind of a list, you should also include all the muslims and greeks.
>>483655506I could write a 12 page dissertation on all the problems with that religion, but in summary.1. the origin story is flat out false1a. It is also copied from the epic of gilgamesh, which is older than genesis2. the idea of a fully benevolent being defined by compassion and justice predestining souls to damnation with some grand plan is outright contradictory3. God games the rules of fair play even in his own book, see romans 9:19 as an example4. foreknowledge is incompatible with free will, see Aristotle's problem of future contingentsI could go on. Also you have batshit insane shit like pic related supposedly done by wisdom's creator.
>>483652158Based and correct. Cunnilingus for cuties!
>>483655741Your family needs to embrace the cunny, Anon.Cunny is love, cunny is life.Do not settle for them shaming you for something they cannot understand. Introduce them to the beauty of sex between little girls.
I have God and anime on my side.
>>483655741Boy that reminds me of that one weekend I learned I couldn't trust my bitch-ass parents. Ohhhhhh God that was traumatic. I should have just been a man about it and said "I need to fucking jerk off leave me alone!"
>>483653243Necessary setup for the team's next piece of OC.
Yuzu and Haruna mahjong time105006163
>>483656857>105006163What do these schizo numbers mean?
>>483655841I'll give you an I.O.U, I gotta go to work
>>483656959The pixiv scriptures anon, the pixiv holy scriptures.or you can just look for Samomii
>>483657124The prophecy was true...
>>483653656Jesus fuck Sawako go to sleep you're hornyNO NOT THERE IN YOUR OWN ROOM YOU DRUNKARD
>>483655032its called skill
>>483655903>Have sex with animalswill do!
>>483655032
>neither dex or chuunis can consistently break the 1000 / -1000 barrierscripted
eeeh~ why is it so small?
>>483657124Damn some are very hot... and then there's this https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/73086812
I hate phoneposting.
i dont like the event minigame
>>483658838number go up
>>483658838>>483658932BUY HIGHSELL LOW
>>483658838same, i don't want to use my brainwhat happened to just play mahjong and complete the quests, even pinfu and seat wind quest better
>>483658932Never forget the umbrella trauma of day 1Many /mjg/anons went broke from misguided investing
>didn't read anything>didn't pay attention>started crying, complaining and shitting myselfAnd I will do it again.
it's canon
>>483659416beyond basedreading is for losers
>>483659216You don't use your brain when playing mahjong?
>>483659621no
AHHHH MY MONEY
>>483651505"price will SIGNIFICANTLY INCREASE">actual price from +10% to +20% shrimp and shellt-thanks catfoodliteral fucking nothingburger better of just using up your juice trading whats undersold today
>>483659495>Kaavi sexually assaulting Yuzu in a purely consensual and romantic way>Yuzu's just scared of learning too fastwhat's the twitter account anon
>>483657124>117996214
This number posting is way more annoyingJust post the link like before
>>483659823I don't know, it's old and has been reposted a lot
>>483655032What's FOC power?
>>483660198full of cum
you faggots act like this is /jp/ amd nobody is allowed to see your sekrit stash of touhou doujins
>>483660198Federation of China
>>483660293Touhou doujins don't exist anymore. The world has changed.
>>483660293It happened for the first time today so it must be a touristThe usual posters post links and a cropoed image to gain attention
>>483660293we need to gatekeep the lastion bastion of hope: cunny
>>483660359pornographic ones dogodbless YASSY
_____ ______ ___ _______ ______
ywnbaw7
>>483660510The greatest filter of them all
>>483659965Alright, alright~pixiv.net/artworks/119443767
cunny is reddit term
>>483660510Cunny cunnyy uoh T_____T uoooh
Nya2k bros!
>>483660656We know
I was too busy and didn't play yesterday, now I'll never be able to clear the event
ねええええ食べる?
If my lolis don't have the BBC, then the deal is off
Bald bunny cunny
>>483660848Don't worry kyaputen! Buy low, sell high, and stock up on guns nya!
>>483661207>gunPeople who started today can only afford 1.
>>483661058Thanks I'm full.
if guns are too expensive, there's always the lucrative water market!
Don't worry anons, just buy clamtoken tomorrow, easy 10x
>>483661336How do you guys think we bought 5 umbrellas on day 1?! Just do your trips, anon, recycle bottles! Sell massagers!
>>483661458Anyone that didn't start trading properly on day 1 is cursed to stay a poorfag forever.It's just like true capitalism.
uhmdo the item numbers reset? i bought all the bottles and threw them away as a joke
>already missed the ground floorI don't need this shit in my escapism.
>>483661546I really wish I hadn't misplaced the winged lion telling laios to buy the dip. Diamond hands bro!
>>483661583>wwyd autism, saintposting>literally can't read text and numbers in a minigame for toddlersThey're just brainlets though, you can literally profit from the current markups, doesn't even have to be at a discount if you're doing it right
>>483660293Fine, I'll show you my lgos
>>483661638Yeah, they reset every day, if you buy by accident you can sell back at the same price too, it's not like in a MMORPG, base price for buying and selling is the same.And don't worry about your coconuts. They carry over, just claim them. If you screw up you can move more anyway.
What's the tax rate at One Han City
Against my better judgement I want to roll for the meido
>>483661793Yes, but they'll never catch up to day 1 traders.That's what I meant.
>>483662171They already don't have to play the event, I guess there's the one autist that will go for the biggest coin stack
>it's a "people get excited for fictional numbers representing fictional wealth undergoing fictional fluctuations in a 'game' made by a company that makes a living assigning fictional worth to fictional images of fictional characters with fictional scarcity to trick these people into spending their actual money" event
whats your guys anti retard rep routine?
I'm fictionally erect
>>483662336I don't do anything that anyone here does.
/mjg/ you are weak. Why are you so weak? because you lack... HATRED
I breathe
>>483662336Log off team IRC
>>483662171That part is true, but you literally don't gain anything by going overboard on day 1, no one expected umbrellas to explode this hardThe event is meant to last 21 days, it's going to be forever until there's something else to do (claiming rewards) except racing for most coins lmao
>>483662350Majsoul Forgot to Post Room 11058(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=11058just one game for me tonight
>>483662417There is a cure to such disorders.
>>483662295Yes, it's very grim if you look at it that way.But we also get corpo approved emotes to spam in our cultists general.
amaekoromo-0
It's okay to admit you got priced out of the market. Let the big boys play.
>>483662426Objection! You are posting right now, Anon!
Haruna's fat child ass!
I require this bun bunI NEED TO BREEDTHIS DDESIGN IS FAR TOO PERFECT
you may have coins now, but dinosaurs are the real speculators pick
>>483662646If I buy the entire stock will I cease to want to kill myself?
We can short squeeze water bottles
>>483662763>the scriptures in broad daylightBold and based.
Get it on the ground floor, buy clamtoken
I'll short squeeze your nuts
>>483662964
>>483662850The real purpose of life is to assert your power over the world. To overcome resistance. To grow, and dominate, and crush lesser beings. There is only power, those who have it, and those who don't. Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise doesn't have it.
>>483662850That's not how it works Anon, you also need to sell it at a profit or you'll just be deeper in debt
>>483660783*damas you*nothing personnel
morikawaayako-1.png
>>483663209>Autists made the screw attack symbol from MetroidWhat did they mean by this
>>483663209>FOC power E>win rate DFOCs are strong?
>>483663069>child sex masterIT'S A COMPLIMENT!
>>483663348
I'm beginning to dislike banana due to the luckshitting...
Buy seashells and shrimp my buddy works for the ocean says they can only go up
>>483663454Don't buy until tomorrow, the clams are overstocked
I'm waiting for the day the forecast is completely wrong and people lose their entire cash stack
The markets are rigged in your favor
How do I leverage coins
>>483663454lobster lord...
>>483660783Cute! I'm rooting for Nya2k if my team doesn't qualify.
>>483663151Your Macbeth reps?
>>483663454Whale-sama?But why are you so big and fat?
>didn't roll meido I'm done rolling in this chink game until the Kaiji collab
We need fresher cunny
>>483660279I have the biggest bro crush on you. Your shitposting is just so godlike. I've been shitposting every day since I was 13 and I could still never measure up.
>>483663450You play Banana? What's the point? The trackers built into Unity by default will put you in prison way faster than the money you earn from NFT bananas can keep you out.
Every lady wants to hug and cuddle with Yuzu.She's adorable. You cannot deny it.Embrace the Witch of Justice.
>Embrace the Witch of Justice.No thanks, I want to have sex with little girls.
I'm all in on water guns
>>483664707Yes, Chiori peddles cunny. How fresh?The goods go through thorough fondling, training and taste-testing by Riu. Chiori joins in too sometimes because it's fun.
I'm filling the guns with piss and cum, putting the water from the guns in old bottles I've found around trash cans and reselling the trash waterbottles for more profit.
>>483664941SEX with LITTLE GIRLS is the way! If you don't want it, it means you're gay!
>>483665214Anon, we don't have medicine for STDs and herpes on Joy Island!
>>483665191Half Momo's age!
>>483655983The origin story is metaphysically true just as the days in genesis are likely not actual earth days.The numinous underlies the apparent.Religions sharing similarities is not a problem.God is the Supreme Being, the Supremacy of Being, benevolence is existence itself. It is the affirmative to the only moral question there is.All gives Glory to Itself.God encompasses all that is and continually decides, no needs, existence and YOU are necessary for it.Comprehending the whole is what we can aspire too or we can reject it. Both take an eternity.Determinism is true in the sense that this is the only possible reality. There is no time thus there is no foreknowledge. Only the everlasting now.Free will is taking responsibility for your actions.You'll figure it out.
>>483663209Impressive
It's a cunny night, hagfags need not show up
How do I stop rolling for jyanshis when I already have more than I'll ever play
>>483662547Thanks for playing everyone! gg
>>483662350>>483662547GG
>>483662547GG had to accept my tragic fate with a tanyao
>buy skins >get blown out in ranked >realize apathy>log out
>>483665936I hate b****
Silver rooms ROKOLive on twitch
>>483666385ywnbaw
OH SHIT IM FEELIN' IT TAMERON
>>483666385>adsDIESOFCRINGE
I want to visit a mahjong parlor in Japan, but I read that I need to be able to almost immediately count the value of a hand without dictating the yaku. This makes me think: was Saki more accurate than I thought in terms of second natures? Where you just like, KNOW what a hand is worth after seeing it without having to calculate anything? Maybe I don't play enough.
>>483667631Forgot image, very sorry. I guess I am retarded after all.
>>483667631You should already know what your hand value is by tenpai, and everything after 5han is easy anyway. fu is the only problem, but you can learn some shortcuts for it.
Also I think if I didn't play on computers I'd know how to score hands, but why learn when the computer does it for me
>>483668198Still necessary for south 4
>>483668198do you have a learning disability?watching the computer score it for you enough times should fill you with the knowledge passively
>>483668492Shan't learn fu
Is my 4 han fake mangan 7700 or 7900? I don't care!
>>483667631Nowadays, there are more and more beginner-friendly stores, so it's okay if you don't know the score. Go to a store that says "No Rate Free."
>>483652901wait what code what is the code?
>>483655098>>483655506The pioneers of modern physics, namely Bohr, Heisenberg, and Pauli, were not atheists. In fact, if you're an atheist (especially if you're a materialist), it would be very hard for you to correctly understand quantum physics.
>>483667631Nigger, what you do is find 3 people, ideally with at least one being native moonlander, and go to the parlor in a group. You rent a table for your group and then you can score as slowly as you need to. Also bring lots of cash to buy shit. Nips running parlors love cash.The scoring rules and common hand situations can be memorized, but there's also time to do calculations before actually winning.
>>483666385twitch stream where
>>483655960>you should also include all the muslims and greeks.alright so we're making headway.The reality is that the giants of logic and reason that atheists admire and look up to were all deep into religion and spirituality. Even Tesla, who rejected Christ, still believed in spirits and the beyond.And funnily enough, it seems like the more logical a person actually is, the more deeply they hold onto religious beliefs.Doyle who revolutionized logic puzzles in detective/crime fiction attended seances and wanted to contact the dead.
>>483669371u can find it I believe in you
>silver room>cat food supplier paw Start em young
Oh I just noticed the shrine guest title, that's definitely a protector..
i am god
Bro...................
>>483670976Me in 5 years
>>483669986https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/mikowhale/page/2/
>oldfag tourists are already forgottenCan't tell if this is good or bad.
>>483669473Ever hear of McTaggart?You might find him interesting.I don't entirely agree with him but his thoughts/writing are quite meticulous.
He was right
>>483670757hi
when do i get to cum inside the miko
>>483671356Come to the mjg meat up
>>483671425I'm not a smelly euro
>>483671313This is unfortunately not one of the worst generals even still.
>>483671313>IRC for tourname-ACK>talk about mahjo-ACK
I'm going to Europe
I went to Italy once
>>483672207>It's animated now I'm still more offended the tiles have training wheels
>>483672364You will need training wheels after she is done with you.
I'm going to puke.
>>483671498Lucky you, IRCfags want to do the next meetup in Argentina!
>how I feel about over half my team being heavily negative
Goodnight /mjg/Gonna dream of kindergarten girls
Okay bros what about just one more 10 pull?
>>483672207if only the tile wasn't there
Please rangeban furries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WYcHH_TrSU
>>483673294pon the tile
Hello, name posting schizo here. Just wanted to touch base and see where we're at. -On a scale of 1-10 how much have my posts improved your enjoyment of /mjg/-What has been your favorite schizo post of mine so far?-What kinds of changes would you like to see made to future schizo posts?Thank you for taking the time to improve schizo posting on /mjg/
>>483673340Why does he sound more like more of a tranny than Chihiro
Never gotten horny for Hannah
>>483673419kill yourself
>>483673423Oops I had an aneurysm mid sentence
>>483673446
I don't use Hannah because I don't want my home to be firebombed
>>483664847Do women really just cuddle with each other for fun?
>>483673423Young boys are voiced by hags in Japan
>>483673446what are you, gay
>New day >Let's try to riichi!>Deal in next turn =)
>>483673358i'd rather pon her womb if you know what I mean
>>483673856senbis
>>4836734198. I liked the hag schizo posts short and to the point, F***g has been funny at times as well. I'd like it if you made OC to go along the schizoposting. Thanks for your hard work.
>use scrolls>get hagsThank you Yostar, very cool.
I'll show you how to roll with the power of jade
>use riichi stick >deal in
>>483674370
>>483674539>>483674370nice
>dama >tsumo next turn
>>483674539
My roll luck has been abysmal lately
>1 han, best case maybe 2 han>or dodge dealing into haneman >Actually considers 1st option above 2nd
>>483674801
>>483674984You can push and change your hand while in dama, and you can't do shit with riichi. Thanks for case in point.
Joseph isn't alone anymore on the age chart!
>>483674984This always makes me happy, like when I pushed a hand and got into a tanki tenpai against a dealer riichi in south 4 and they dealt in on their next discard
Yostar has stopped giving me good rolls, they know they have me so they can just keep giving me worthless 10 pulls. No more double/triple characters pulls for me.
>>483675221>older than JosephThe sand of time stops for no one...
>>483675221>yuzu is a hagwtf
My autism wants me to roll one more hag so it's even
>>483675221Ok but where is Hannah?
>>483676308We had to put her down
>>483676308Sex with 16yo cats
>>483676308
I unironically would fuck Hannah raw if it means I won't die a virgin.
>>483676806Come to the next meet up, none of us are virgins afterwards.
I'm dying a virgin
>>483676806I unironically would marry Hannah and spend every day of the rest of our lives together cherishing her.
>spending $80 to roll a meido to spend $15 on a skin for meido What the fuck is wrong with me unironically
>>483677274Nothing, dear customer.
>riichi ryanmen or sanmenchan >no one deals in >riichi kanchan near dora, 2 tiles in discard one called, one of discards in dealer pond>they deal in NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK
>>483677695Sometimes your wait is already in use by everybody
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1806232215531213257
You roll for waifus, I roll for emotes to spam on profiles
I almost exclusively deal into penchans and kanchans
>was a clamkek >didn't make enough to hire wanjirou so I can't gunmax It's over
Please do not buy guns.This is a huge trap.I'm the umbrella anon from yesterday, I'm holding dinos.
dinos are crashing even further tomorrow, everyone I know is panic selling
Majsoul Friends Room 39171(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39171Normal Rules, but you must have fun!
>Yakuman chanceHuh?
>>483678806kazooie yakuaman
>>4836787733/4
>>483678864Oh so it counts as well for a chance...
>>483678773started
>>483678951If there's a chance it will tell youI can't remember precisely, but I don't think it does if you need ura for the yakuman though
>>483677840You don't need to roll for that, you can use the unlock everything mod. If you can live with the risk of losing your account.
>>483679413That's local only isn't it, or does it actually work for sending emotes?
he's just like me fr
>>483679508It lets you send emotes. You could make an alt and terrorize /mjg/ with >males on their profile.
>>483679697I already am one of the biggest bamboo fags here, no need
witness me
>>483675221>Joseph is older than samuraiWtf. I thought his main trait was being the oldest male.
>>483680004His main trait is being an unemployed drunkard who loves children.
>>483680134Enough about anon
>>483680004Samurai's trait is being a pedo.
This question is for protectors only; how am I supposed to choose who to use when I have too many women to pick from?
>>483679978Keep on fighting, I'll be waiting for you at the top
>>483678773momo bros.... it's not fairgg
>>483678773
>>483678773I chose the wrong wait!
>>483678773GG, Momo no...
>>483674370im am forever cucked by my inability to get momothe being of pure raw sex in its purest cutest form it has been 3 years i would have taken bunny ass but i didnt get her either i did roll hoshino in the cunny archive event so its something at least, her emotes are shit though
>>483680225>choose>protectI protect women naturally, I don't pick one, I pick them all.When m'lady is in trouble, I arrive.
My account has the least amount of cunny on it, thankfully
>>483680416It's just 150 faith.
>>483680483As in protectors of cat kingdom, whales
I Hina on her Momo until she nanodesu
>>483680583nanodesu
sleep tight nyaggersgood luck aus players!
Argh!
>>483680780AH!
>>483680780what was all the "Argh" supposed to be in Japanese anyways?
MELTDOWN MELTDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
>>483680780Get down Mrs. President, I'm opening fire
cringe...
>>483680489im at 110
>>483651839yikes...
>>483680943It was apparently "nanoda". Weird translation, but funny because it makes Yuzu sound like she's either constantly pissed off or roleplaying as a pirate maybe.
>>483681078That's one $80 pack if it still has double jade, treat yourself
>>483681078you can't buy momo like a cheap whore, you're either born a momo player or you're not
>>483680943Kyururu
Majsoul Friends Room 96985(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96985
>yostar makes me spend all my money on hags a week before Frank's collab so I won't spend any money on RCKinda based tbqh
>>483680943Goa!
>>4836813052/4
>>483681176she was constantly pissed off, little janny girl
Nina is now a hag main
I bet Momo is great at nursing handjobs.
>>483681746>got her with 1 scroll>instant 1st place game afterwardsThe power of Nina...
Argh! Being drunk when playing your league matches is not allowed! That's a -20 uma penalty.
MOMO!
who is nina
My gf
>>483674539Puffy vulva
>>483682229I've only had 2 drinks, it barely even counts.
>>483682229What is her problem?
>USO JANEEE
I want a collab with Macross and I want to roll Sheryl.
>>483682229Maybe a bit of alcohol would help anons to muster up the courage to SLAM THE FUCKING RIICHI BUTTON FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF DAMAING LIKE A COWARD.
>>483682908I just realized I've been sober all my league games and I've been playing like shitLast year I drank before every game and went positiveTime to change that
>>483681305>haneman>baiman>dora bombsI guess Momo likes it bigGGs
>>483681305GG nanodesu
>>483681305A death for a deathThanks for the games
>>483680225You need to have at least 2 girls for ranked so you can switch them when flow is down, also your friendlies main, your friendlies (serious) main and also a main for tournament games.Then you need specific characters for certain rooms where you play with a theme and the token meido if you want to TO.
>>483681305Two shadowrealms, amazing
>>483683456なるほど
Selling guns to schoolchildren has never felt so good.
>he's selling the guns
He sold?
>>483683985I just got started today so I had to sell a few to jumpstart my wealth to unlock more locations. The plan now is to stockpile the rest. Surely this was the right decision.
>>483659621I play by feel.
I AM SELLING TO WILLING BUYERS AT THE CURRENT FAIR MARKET PRICE
>>483684486actually wait that was unnecessary the 4th location doesn't do anything for me right now. my guns...
If you give me 15 of your guns I will give you 5 himecoins today, you'll easily 100x your initial investment
>>483651505when is the yostar tourney this year?
nah I exclusively sell guns to schoolchildren
>>483679056it won't tell you if it needs ura
TSUUU MO~
Himecoins are currently trading for 1000 coins each, who knows where it will stop!
>>483684675minmaxing literally doesn't matterthis event will be easy as shit so even the dumbest of retards can manage
I'm sorry, if you're not a schoolchild I'm not selling.
>>483684962what are the middle schoolers doing with that many massagers...
Would you sell Momo a gun?
>>483685460https://files.catbox.moe/rogghy.webm
>>483685482Absolutely. It is her god given right.
>>483685606>japanese humor
>>483682450Former luckshitter turned Xenia main.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKoqLqoFrWIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRdHaIQH98w
Would you play russian roulette with Momo?
I bankrupt my stash but I got what I wanted after resorting to single rolls..
>>483685996Grats anon, it's a really nice one.
>kamicha called riichi>shimocha is probably in tenpai for at least a mangan>toimen will probably push no matter what since he's so far behind and it's his last dealer turnWould you pon the 1p that the dealer discarded? This would:>skip kamicha's last tsumo turn>give shimocha one more tsumo turn>give dealer one more tsumo turn and haiteiI ended up calling pon but Mortal would have skipped it.
>>483686152What makes you think he has a mangan?
>>483685842Nina was much cuter before mahjong destroyed her soul
>>483686152If he's pinzu honitsu he might have a fake mangan at best unless he has aka5p or 8p pair
>>483686152Dora-flavored honitsu with yakuhai.
Hand over the island coins, nanodesu
>>483686463Meant for >>483686226
>>483686306/mjg/ was much cuter before it entered the tryhard phase
>>483686517momo would never say this
I still play in a way the entire table gets to have fun
I think Momo still wears diapers
>>483686517The safety is still on
>>483686517My estate is all in water gun futures. Here are the 27 coins I have on me.
>everyone is rolling for the bait hag bannerSeeing the amount of shilling the hags got we should get the greatest collab to ever happen afterwardsSame thing happened when Mirai and Yuzu got revealed
>>483686715I did 1 10 pull, got every limited deco and no characters, and decided that was a sign from fu ji and stopped.
>>483686715I'm not kidding when I say Steam client release coincides with the Kaiji collab.
>>483686715next characters are ciri and clown
>>483686152no I wouldn't pon>you don't have anything that's genbutsu against all 3 players except for 1p>dealer might be iishanten and giving him an extra draw into tenpai would drag the game on, you're first so you want the game to end asap>shimocha might not actually be in tenpai, don't give him an extra draw
>>483686597who is tryharding
I am
>>483686715The next collab should be late autumn. But swimsuit skins and the last cardinal are coming up.
>>483686837There are way more anons this year who ridicule bad plays even if the player is clearly a beginner
The last cardinal will be male
>he didn't watch the hoshinochad game
>>483687064They want people to pull for these characters you know?
>>4836868311s is genbutsu but yeah, the other two points are good reasons to not pon. Thanks.
>getting mad that people aren't treating league as a friendly with uma
>>483681746This blue hag looks more like an effeminate twink. Reminds me of the drug addict from Oniisama e.
Majsoul Friends Room 65173(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=65173You can treat this room as a league without uma
>blue
>>483687062>taking casters seriously
yagooey
>invalid game log: in kyoku 9: negative scorewhy are negative scores a problem for mortal? it's retarded.
>>483687435Because AI training is retarded, he supports standard rules only.
>>483687286Not just casters but IRC and thread as well
Next maint when
>>483687435Just review the section of the game before the score goes negative.
>>483687739It won't let you
>>483687605>>483687605All me.
>>483687062anon the thread is full of retards who cares if they make fun of you theyre probably even more retarded
>UMBRELLA +80%clam bros, it wasn't supposed to be like this
You might be all be hindsight saints, but I'm a hindsight celestial
>>483687856HODL
>>483687768It does. Take the tenhou json and cut out the rounds with negative score, then enter it under "Custom log (tenhou.net/6 JSON)".
>>483687791I care
I'm all in on clam puts 1000x leveraged
>>483687917Why not just write something that alters starting scores to like 100k so no one ever goes "negative"? Seems like it would be easy, but I'm not a copebot user so it's not my problem.
I refuse to think about any completed game. My plays are influenced by the bakyo of life and no machine can begin to comprehend the psychological journey that is a hand of mahjong.
>>483688191I think the bot has different push fold judgement depending on your score
>>483687917How do I access said tenhou json? it's not in the URL.
>>483688340Hello captain, don't skip ron next time
>>483688343bad bot
>>483688382I don't know, and don't call me json.
>>483688404lmao
>>483688382Tenhou? I don't even have one!
>>483688191The bot can't deal with games that don't follow standard rules with 25k starting points. That's what it's trained on, that's all it knows.>>483688382Use the download log script from the repo.
I'm going to Alice!
>>483688450Sorry, uh...jason.
>>483688584thanks anon
10k in the bank Water pistols bought out We winning umbrellachads
All the people who offloaded umbrellas are on a list. Me, the humble clam merchant, will win in the end.
What was the maximum number of umbrellas you could have gotten day 1? 4? 5?
>>4836891865 I thinkI only got 4 though
Water pistols will tank... You'll see.
Why did I have to be one coconut short from umbrella bliss
>>483689097>clamkeksYes, I'll take one cheeseburger with the medium fries.
>>483689773Can someone post the chuuni fuji with soundfile? I really liked the song.
I love how seriously people take events during the first few days when they're all completable with minimal effort over the long run
I'm behind the curve... I'll never catch up
>>483689851How you do anything is how you do everything.t. mahjong saint, economy saint
>>483687273GG
>>483687273fun games, thank you for playing nano
>>483687273I'm sorry, I had to put the cat down, good games!
>names
time for another DEX feeding room
>>483690420What the fuck is that thing
Table BTile troupe 15.8The Knyaghts who say Chi -78.4Jojo's Bizzare Melty: Grinch Crusaders -97.5Bakyou Intelligence Agency -351.2https://www.twitch.tv/furitenman
AUS Session 15 Table Ahttps://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissaDealer Ex +978.1Haitei Nai +420.9Mahjong Crimes Department -164.6Terminal Jonger -373.6Low effort commentary, I need to work at the same time, someone come invigorate the booth
>>483689834I don't have it, but there is this.
>>483687273ggs
>>483690542I thought it was momo but the eyes are wrong
>escape master 1>don't want to play ranked anymore to not derank>friendlies are boringWhy do I feel so empty now
room doko
Come on n*****r, avenge Avdol!
>>483690661You have no soul
WE STILL FIGHT
>>483690661Start playing on tenhou
>>483690661Have you considered the path of the dark FOC?
>>483690661start a RC account on the side
>>483690661It's not emptiness that fills you, it's fear. Fear of removing all doubt that you are just another E3-M1 looper. To fill yourself with life again you have to put yourself to the test. You will probably derank. But in the process you will grow. And you will rank up again. And eventually you will improve enough to survive in Jade. As in life, don't stop moving forward because you are afraid of potential setbacks.
>>483690542a shag
>>483691386How dare you act wise towards me, chuuni.
>falling for the keiten greed
>>483691745Junior, you dare? You are courting death!
>>483690590commentators are very quiet compared to game
Just don't deal in in some stupid shit again.
>>483690628>>483691742>newfags don't know about the may mascotwtf...
>>483692182Impudent whelp. Ready yourself for punishment.
>>483692504Cut off your arms and legs and cripple your cultivation and I'll spare you.
>sandokobased hat
>dealer ex had dora 6 potential the rigged hand failed
>Quick DC after a baiman deal inAlmost thought we had another one
>commentators clearly didn't notice the sanshoku
stupid nigger cant handle more that one riichi lmao
>>483693482kill yourself
>goes for sanshoku doko>ignores the 456p sanshokuDo hats only think in triplets because they can't KAAAN sequences?
jongers are...winning??
>>483693670Sheep is broken
>>483693634sorry sorry
>>483693696sheep loses to doragon
>>483693647Regular sanshoku isn't real.
My team is getting ex furinkazan'd
>>483693786Other than NAMEEEEEEEE are there any other doragons playing?Momo, Doragon, Sheep, I'm counting the luckshitter players to avoid playing against them
>>483693867based
>>483693696Sheep called riichi on a kokushi before, the fact that he won shows how low other teams have fallen
>>483692736Little did you know I am at the stage of Grand Mastery Integration Realm. You stand no chance.
If I can get one of my team members DQ'd can you zero out their points for me
>>483693880>not avoiding bananas>not avoiding saras>not avoiding yuzus
I'm the Yuzu slayer
I'm not
>yuzus>good
>>483694368Where there are Yuzus, I grape them.Where there are Kaavis, I grape them.Mine is the Way of the Sword.
Yuzu status?
>>483694602Argh! No cringe allowed in the thread.
>>483694474Watch your tone poser, you will never be a real Yuzu
Does the whale cat paw give you good flow?
Yuzu is so molestable
When you're unlucky, you just got nyag and make your hands
>>483694602Literally me
>south2 alreadywhy are they speedrunning this game
>Nyanta nomi
Push into furiten deal in, these are the jongers I know
the west never dies!
>>483695913God I miss league 2
>>483696206Nyakuza was the only likeable heel team in league history.
A black man just flew over my house!
the thunder going off in the background of one of the commentators is aesthetic
>>483696375t. nyakuzakek
A big nosed man just moved under my house
>>483696823Stop noticing things
Cool it with the antisemitism
>>483696823
knyaghts...
>>483696823>>483696992Still funny how that man was right like lmao what were the odds
DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA
What the fuck, when did shadowron and terminal jonger trade places?
>>483697334like a week ago
>>483697334around a week ago
>>483697334they will also trade places with chuunis shortly
>>483690590anemic VOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtE583cnhuw
>>483697380>>483697412>>483697478>>483697504Damn. OC really is negative EV.
>>483697504I'll be the one turning it around today, sorry
>>483697560The captain did a poor job of picking good players
>>483697731>rng your way into a terrible team
>>483697731It's not about picking good players, it's about avoiding bad ones. Lucklet disease is contagious.
>>483697731Isn't this the team that was picked at random?
>>483698098This is the reason why we shouldnt make a league with random team for the sake of >balancingImagine every team going negative kek
>>483698098yes...sin titulo...
>>483697731French team. Morale is low.
>>483698168>every team going negative kekthat's not how it works
>>483698168anon it's a zero sum game
I would grinch if I were randomly drafted into the fr*nch team.
>>483698227le shiroko fox
>>483698227>>483698235Chombo league when?
>>483698168anon...
>>483698280Would you rather be selectively picked by a french man?
>>483698227>>483698235I will personally win all the points and then grinch.
>>483698235not if s4 ends in ryuukyoku and no one claims the riichi sticks
>>483697504Possible jobberkino tonight, they play in the same game too
>>483698168Based retard
>>483698478they go to the winner anon
Ichihime has only a single gun to her name nya~Hopefully she can scrape together some more coins tomorrow nya~
>>483698741pick bottles by the beach stupid nyagger
You now remember the Saki tournament
Sorry I'm a newfag
>>483698489>clowns vs clowns>jobbers (clowns) vs jobbers (clowns)circus game
I'm tired of being a flowlet
>>483698974Which one? The one with the Ako tsumo in all last that put two people in the same points and the winner goes to seating?
>>483698864Ichihume doesn't have any coconut juice, she will die of heatstroke is she travels any more (sad)nya~
>>483699260Based Ashitga griefing and ruining a hype game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj5UGoM_YiQ
>>483696375If you're likeable you're no a heel.
>>483699962Where's Yagi Yui...
>>483700262Who?
>>483699962>Yuzu is deal in slutGRAPE GRAPE GRAPE
>>483699962
Best heels :Fate notenCooldogzGachinpoBoomersDealer EXWtf mjg hates winners?
>>483700351Everyone is supporting the underdog
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
>>483700351but gachinpo lost
>>483700482I'm gonna go post in /pcg/
>>483699260>the winner goes to seatingtruely a skill based game
>>483700482jongkeks can't even keep their thread alive
>>483699962>yuzu finally in the anime>jobs and gets graped
>>483700616I have a feeling she is going to be the new face of shitposting.
>>483699260I remember that KINO. I'm still adeptchad that time.
>>483699962>the city state of yuzu
>>483698974The one where an anon got shadowrealmed by double ron and was never seen again? Come back, anon.
>>483699962fucking finally
>curvy
You now remember ebola bois.
standard south!Majsoul Friends Room 27722(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27722
>>483701017Fu Ji on the telly again!
>>4837015163/4
>>483701516started!
>>483699962>wait 10 episodes to see Yuzu>she jobs so hard, D17 already scouted her for their next match
>>483699962This episode made me a yuzu fan
>>483699962Yuzukeks?
It's anti-Yuzu propaganda. Not my problem. Yuzu would win.
Yuzukeks, your response?
>>483703407>>483703021
>>483703618>league so boring she'd rather fap to pillows
>>483703850Relatable
>>483701516GG sorry, best I can do is one game
>>483701516gg! the new red hag is too strong...
>>483703407oh nonono damakeks?
>>483701516gg
>>483703618What kind of room layout is this bad that you'd put the monitor there
>>483701516new character flow is insane, gg
Haitei Nai needs to add the red hag to their tablecloth for semis. EX stage.
>>483705242>cunny team>adding hag
>>483703407I don't get it, why did she get a yakuman score? Isn't her hand just a san ankou since she won off of Yuzu's discard? Or was there a some disgusting doras and ura doras in her hand which wasn't shown?
>>483705346The hags are the villains. Now there is an EX stage hag.
>>483705396They were playing with local yakus so it probably has to do something with that
>>483705396>>483705858
>>483705242>EX stage???
>>483705396riichiippatsutonhakutoitoisanankou5 dora+ura or morekazoe yakuman
>>483706248???
Majsoul Friends Room 74432(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74432mercenaries training room
>>483706474!?!
!!
...
>>483706234but the 1p is the pair
>>483706743let her cook
>>483706883What's with the baguette
>>483707168
>>483707701Yagi Yui the Frieren would never be Parisian. She hates demons.
>いい気味ね・・・>The mood is quite nicewhat did the Yostar translator (probably AI MTL crap) mean by this?
>>483708460>Kaavi groping her own tits while saying thatWhat did she mean by this...
wait does this actually work?
Check your mail
>>483708609perspectivelets...
>>483708460>blud didn't pass the vibe check :skull:
>>483708460They probably thought they said いい気分 instead
>>483708671it clearly says it's rewarded for a tourney
>>483708805yes the league
>>483708882>he thinks league is happening
EN version soon
>>483708460>Translation: English (rewrite)
>>483709031Does it contain the hags?
>>483709031jesusdo collab characters usually last this long or is this game just full of baggots?
>>483709163Doesn't look like it. Probably too early.>>483709259I imagine those that came in for BA (or play both) won't switch anytime soon.
>>483709031>Ransei still going up
>>483709259Collab happened after the boom and MajSoul is full of gachafagsIt was also only a few months since the collab, it will greatly reduce in a year
>>483709259BA is active IP unlike other collab
>>483709439Oh, no skin boost needed then? We will give the slingshot bikini to Mirai instead.
>>483709031>kutsuji and yuan feng respectively 3rd and 4th males if you exclude collabsnot too bad...
I hate kanji name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOEYs9OFb_8kaaan
>>483709858かぐや姫, 12
>>483710147-120k>+242 -242 in goldjesus fuck
>>483710170I can read that I mean the other name
>>483709031shirokochads stay winning
>>483710147this is what it looks like when the game likes you
>>483709676Do you want our money or not?
>>483710734WHAT OTHER NAME BUNBUN
>>483711564Big fat tiddies sell, my flat little friend.
>>483706479gg nice to see you again glass shatter anon
>>483706479Good to see you're as flowful as ever.
>>483711991Ransei is above Mirai, I'm sure an outfit will get her even higher up
>>483712509Ransei fell off
>>483712736Are you capable of holding a conversation that isn't just niggerspeak meme phrases?
>>483712847Ransei is peakBut her peaks....Are a plain.......
>>483712285>>483712336Kirk?
>>483712736fr no cap on god
>>483712509Ransei is too cute for coomer skins. Look how big her head is. They went full moe with her.
>>483712929>names
>>483712975Nobody said anything about coomer outfits. Unless you're implying that's the fate of all future outfits from now on.
>>483712929>namesRetard.If you can't infer it by the glass shatter part, then you don't have to worry about it.
League schedule update: Semifinals and finals!First things first, right now the last session of regular season has 3 simultaneous tables, and a team playing 2 of them. After asking the affected teams, it has been decided that the last table will be moved from Mon AUS to Mon EU. Please check the updated schedule. Captains, please contact me if this is causing any issues in the end.Besides that, semifinals and finals schedule is available now. Top 4 of each division advances to semifinals, scores get halved, teams will play each other regardless of division and the top 4 teams advance to finals (scores get halved again). Because right now the teams that are advancing to semifinals are unknown, for scheduling purposes we are using sX as placeholder, where X is a number between 1 and 8 assigned to each team depending on their overall ranking at the end of the regular season.That's all, see you later in the EU session.
>>483713091Florg? Kiaraman?
It's Matsumotohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvmuDr-73cA
>jamesthat's too much of them
>>483713354Go be a nigger somewhere else
>>483713398>is he listening to the same fucking song agai->yes, yes he is
is it good that you don't deal in for the entire south game but still come in 4th? I feel like fucking shit
>>483712929holy retard
>>483713115>teams that are advancing to semifinals are unknown
>>483713069The amount of coomer outfits certainly increased. The next event slot would be the pajama skins, but it's probably getting replaced this year. Afterwards comes the swimsuit event which will lean fully into coomer outfits.
Hey, fellow Ranseifags, how's it going? Just another few weeks until we get Ransei's swimsuit announcement.
>>483713634That happens. It's just how the game is. Sometimes you just draw garbage tiles and can't win hands.
RAAAAANSEEEEEEIIIIII
>>483713634To come back from 4th you usually need to play more aggressively and try to win hands. If you took all the chances you had then it can't be helped. If you folded your chances just to pad your dealin stats you died a deserved coward's death.
Crazy how every time Florg gives me blowjobs, he is in the perfect position to bite my dick off (and it would be deserved). Yet he never does. For this reason alone, I would like to nominate Florg for the Nobel Peace Prize.
>>4837141403 more weeks.
YAAAAAASSSEEEEEEEE
Reminder to not reply.
YAAAAASSSEEEEE GAMANNANTOKA NARE
Will (you) be her friend?
>>483715748Keep the grooming in /vt/
>>483715748>17 year girl has better ranked stats than everyone on /mjg/It's over.
>>483713963>pajama skinsAlmost forgot that was a thing. I'm not sure how consistent they are with schedules and releases, but seeing as we didn't get fantasy outfits this year, I keep my expectations low.
>>483713115>teams will play each other regardless of divisionWhat was the point of the divsions then?
>>483715983they said it was to get us used to it for when they don't all play each other or something
>>483715748Her amae
>>483715748>master in s*nmano thanks
What a game... Snooze game.
>>483716158After this year I can say division was a bad ideaThere are many anons who are only around for league and we could barely play together because they are in the other division and won't progress to semis
>>483717043it's not like you personally play against many anons anyway
divisions should've been doko vs koko
All modern games incentivize being cowards over being courageous.Mahjong in particular punishes you for having balls if you aren't chosen by the heavens.How do you feel about it? Do you like roleplaying as pussies? Living in fear? Paranoid pathetic little creatures hiding behind rocks like insects, without any freedom?I'd rather deal into a triple yakuman and die, killing my whole team in the process, than folding against someone I dislike.I don't care if heaven didn't choose me. I'll make everyone regret being born around me, I'll be the chosen of hell and make an army of magic sands golems.If I get benched or kicked out or nobody wants to play with me, I'll make my own solo player team and play all leagues on my own until I win.I'll make mahjong great again. I'll build a wanpai and make the other teams pay for it.
>>483715748
>>483717431t.
>>483715748>"I need my pussy full of cocks, please"No.
Did you know that even with 1100 ranked matches people derank from master all the time? I just thought that was interesting…
>>483716419>POV pou're about to let you guard down lose 20000 points
>>483713634that feels like every game i play, get into tenpai quick, never get the tile, someone tsumos you for points you didnt even deal into
>>483715748>saint 3no my ego cant handle it as a m1kek
>>483718203Nah, second.
>>483669017I like how you say that as if believing in a god magically gives you an understanding higher tier mathematics and physics.
Need to practice a bit. 5+10 half blitz with tipsMajsoul Friends Room 67031(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=67031theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gMGVfwbkm4
>>483719229Free sex and coaching what's not to like?
>>483665936should have discarded the 4p if he was going for the sanshoku, unless i'm retarded.
>>4837199053/4
>>483720059Iipeikou
>>483719905Started, thanks for joining
>>483720331what the hell is a lipeikou?
>>483719606It's doesn't really, but being an ardent materialist atheist certain will not help you understand the concepts of quantum mechanics, and will probably lead you on to stray paths like Bohmien pilot-wave.
>>483720798You'll have to define "materialist" here, because everything that exists does so through a physical medium of some sort. Even if it's one that we cant interact with, has uncertain position, or even that flickers in and out of existence.
where dark elf boobies
>>483713115>the end is near
>>483721328koko
IRL mahjong !
>>483721703The dreaded fifth player
>>483719229It's so easy for me to rationalize these things as a 28y/o masterchad>I have 1/4th her games>I have a job to do >I have a fuckton of hobbies I excel at>I have a lot of people to stay in contact with and a family to take care ofMeanwhile she's just a highschool girl looking to get dicked by random people and probably has little in her life beside mahjong, studying and a bunch of friends.I win at everything else in life that isn't mahjong, and if I cared about mahjong hard enough I'd put her on the ground.If you get good at coping, you'll always win no matter how hard you lose.
>>483721729she's just like me fr fr
>>483721496is this a skin
>>483721703
>>483722267No, this is Patrick
>>483721982based jack of all trades master of none
>>483721982I hope that's not your definition of 'good at coping', anon.
>>483722267yes her skin is brown
>>483721982I don't feel the need to rationalise anythingIt is what it is, who cares?
https://x.com/__________0522/mediashe's not even that cute
>>483722267Yes. It's literally in the shop right now.
>>483722548kek
>>483722548her cats are cute though
>>483721703>French
>>483721982That explains defending yourself on an anonymous imageboard. You're so strong anon.
>>483722773Oh Allah
>>483722773Koreanbros don't look!
>be in tenpai and draw 7s>pause for a full 20 seconds>read the hand in detail>confirm it very likely deals in to 06s tenpai for 4k>changes nothing push 7s>check to confirm mortal would also push it>mawashi with 1mFUCK
>>483722773I'm a grower, okay? TEAM BLOOD
>>483722524I acknowledge you as a master of copium.>>483722436Let's see some good copes from you, then.>>483722910Wanna feel my arms?
>>483721198Materialists believe in determinism and objective reality.Particles do not "flicker in an out of existence", that description implies that they do something specific and unknown, we just happen to catch them during that action when we observe them. That's not it. They exist in an abstract state of superposition until observation is made. They do not have an objective state (a definite momentum, position or spin) independent of observation.Materialists can't cope with this and instead propose non-local hidden variables that directly and explicitly contract special relativity.
>>483719905Holy luckshit
>>483719905Back to 3/4, thanks for joining gyaruFirst a sandoko on stream and here another one
>>483723381just a little bit, maybe>>483719905started again
>>483723269contradict*
>>483719905ggs, thanks for the game
>>483723269stop watching popsci tiktoks before the brainrot becomes irreversible
>>483723269>They exist in an abstract state of superposition until observation is made.I always wondered, did anyone try to check if observation by animals, insects or even plants yield the same result as an observation made by humans? Falling tree and all that.
>>483723649How about you stop being a Marxist and take a basic physics course.
>>483723757How about you talk about mahjong in a mahjong thread christcuck
I do not exist
>>483723830This kind of offtopic is way more preferable than the nameshitposter
>>483723830I'm not Christian, and not whom you were talking to. Atheists are simply ignorant and cringe.
>>483723945Neither is better
>>483723269>Materialists believe in determinism and objective realityYes. All subatomic particles are mathematical constructs, the analogy of the cat in the box is just to help you understand the limits of our current ability to define them, not a statement of actual existence.
I do exist
My child wife doesn't exist
>>483724005You are delusional if you truly believe that
>>483724025>>483724116
Matsumoto pro has officially graduated from deranking M1 to climbing M1Good for him
As a scientist, there are two primary flaws with any ejaculation-based propulsion plan:1) Even being immortal, there is no guarantee that you can perpetually ejaculate into the cosmos without replenishing yourself with the water and nutrients required for your propulsion system.But since we are already assuming immortality, let us also assume an infinite supply of propulsion. This brings us to the second and much more serious issue:2) Velocity vector – in general, if you point your urethra in the same general direction each time, you will indeed build up thrust. However, it would be best to orient yourself at a specific star.Given Newton’s Third Law, that every action requires an equal and opposite reaction, you would effectively be launching tiny streams of cum at an entire solar system.As the eons pass, your speed builds, but eventually it requires a nearly infinite amount of ejaculate to push yourself only fractionally closer to lightspeed.This means a nearly infinite amount of cum would rain down upon the planets of whatever unfortunate star system you selected. Given that the volume of your ejected propulsion is infinite, gravity and orbital mechanics guarantee that entire planetary systems would, eventually, become engulfed inside gigantic globules of your gossamer.
>>483723757Quantum physics is nothing but our current understanding of how the world works. If experimental evidence suggests that's how it is then that's that until new evidence comes along. It's completely independent of a believe in god. You will never see it discussed in a QM lecture. That's left to the wannabe philosophers cyclejerking on the internet like you.
>>483724013We have the ability to define them. It's called the wave function and superposition. It is not the "limits of our current ability". Einstein kvetched just like you did about quantum mechanics, but decisively and experimentally proven wrong by the Bell Tests.
>words words words
>>483724391>ejaculation-based
>>483724404No, wanna be philosophers reject QM and take up materialism and determinism. They do that because they're atheist and are trained to think in a certain way by 19th century mechanical materialists who based their views on classical Newtonian physics.I actually work in the field.
Florg's cum.
ACKio ERPtroon
>>483724757>I actually work in the field.lollmaoAnd I'm working at CERN
Another round of thrilling mahjong discussionBravo Eurokeks
>>483724930I don't think they allow people at CERN who don't seem to understand the very basics of QM
>all this shit because some nodokafag said flow isn't real a thread ago
>>483719606>revives a 10 hour old off-topic conversationwhy did he do it?
>>483725086The discussion started during US hours and only got picked up when burgers woke up
cute little off topic burgers
Keep up the good fight brothers
>>483724452I feel like we're getting off topic a little. Whether or not quantum mechanics is valid or not is completely besides the point, none of this means that the jewish god must necessarily exist.
>>483725258>literally the same guy/gal/they talking to him/her/they/them-self
>>483724757I don't know where and with who you are working, but I highly suggest you leave that place. The only people who go on about the philosophy behind QM are undergrads coping that "Feynman said nobody understands quantum mechanics" when they fail to complete their entry level assignments. Everyone else just shuts up and calculates.
It's true
>>483724013They are mathematical constructs, but they do not have specific properties with definite numbers. They are mathematically defined by the wave function, and the randomness is true and inherent, making the universe indeterminate.Bell's Tests disprove local reality, so at least one of locality and reality has to go. Either we have QM, which can preserve locality and lets go of reality, or we have the fringe alternative of Bohmian mechanics and superdeterminism, which preserves reality but destroys locality. Locality is backed by special relativity, reality is backed by nothing.Reality here being defined as an objective state of a particle independent of observation.
Waiting for mating
>>483725781I don't go on about the philosophy behind QM. I'm simply against the bad alternative to it, namely pilot-wave/superdeterminism, which *is* backed by the philosophy of materialism. I've seen this on the Internet more and more recently. Even talked to some undergrads who think this way.
>>483726040This is damaging because it could lead these guys to waste time in alternative theories that arrive at the *exact* same conclusions as QM by jumping through 500 more hoops. They could've been shutting up and calculating like you said.
Florg will beat up all the smartasses
Gonna cry?
>>483726040No actual physicist cares. It's not the job of physics. It does not inhibit the understanding of quantum physics. Anything that does not lead to measurable statements is just mental masturbation.
Another easy Yuzu victory.
>>483723549>just a little bit, maybe>>483719905BG
>>483719905That fuji is too lucky...My fuji is too unlucky...GGs
>>483719905GGs. I can see all my flow from the past few weeks has been building upSurely I'll get this lucky in my league games tonight too
>F***gposter is a yuzuposterFUCK YUZUTARDS
>>483727236>Surely I'll get this lucky in my league games tonight tooAnon, you just blew your load...
>>483719905ggs I think you're practiced. That was my worst drawing luck ever in the second half of that last game. Went for nagashi mangan 3 times
>>483727274My Florg is cooler than yours
>>483725365Keep up the fight good brothers*
>>483727409
>>483727328We'll see how it goes. I'm due for some luckshitting over there too
>>483726876Some physicists do care. Einstein, for one, and of course Clauser. After Clauser did the first Bell Test and told Feynman the result, Feynman told him "yeah no shit, now go do something useful".Of course, today you've got Internet physcists like Sabine spreading this stuff. So I'd argue it does hinder the understanding of QM
>>483727219>>That fuji is too lucky...>My fuji is too unlucky...That's how my Momo feels in Momo rooms. I wish I knew how to fix her.
Another word for the filter...
Doko?
bravo bravokeks
>>483727741I will call him Floogie-Woogie then :3
Steam Summer Sale started.4$ for Disco ElysiumFree Dragons Dogma 2 for 2 hoursalso recommend Chrono Ark
>>483728453There's no mahjong in them
>>483728506>>483728506>>483728506
>>483728526Then Yakuza.
>>483728453>4$I can get the gog version for free
>>483728453>commie elysium
