Previous: >>483460809Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• New Splatfest announcement - Palace vs Theme Park vs Beach: https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1804197080304333071• Version 8.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v800• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
ah yeah splat zones time
goblin love
>>483688950I'll splat both your zones
I love Aori.
weyyo!
some seifuku woomy for the soul
>>483690493skirts
>>483692418perfect timing for yuri day
/ink/ this is you
kill yourself
>>483694071I maintain that they're a better couple than OtH despite probably not being one in canon.
Do you guys remember that brief period when FLC was calling Tristrike a kit killer, and spent entire steams showcasing how bad it was?
>>483695628it's because their personalities were designed to complement each other even before Big Man was added, while OtH relies heavily on Pearl because that's all Marina can think and talk about.
>>483696126I remember the first part but not the secondonly a few mentions in the tier video
>>483696126I don't know about the meta connotations of Triple Inkstrike, but Splat Bomb/Triple Inkstrike is one of the most annoying kits out there
>>483696126Pre-cooler I can see it, you got glassed by a crab tank before chucking your second inkstrike.Nowadays it's whatever, got caught with your pants down? 3 sec respawn with most of your special intact lole, let's try again. It's also why booyah bomb doesn't matter anymore, you don't need the extra protection and you get a strictly inferior displacement special in return.
>>483696126nah, he was a retard. fast special with big effect, big momentum gain on the spot, and it's only got better with cooler meta.
kill yourself.
>>483698861How much sex did she have with Octavio?
>>483699159octavio is gay
>>483699159She fucked all the weyys
>>483699208correction, octavio is asexual, for he needs no bitches to reproduce
>>483696126Inkstrike is an annoying objective stopper Get people off the Tower or keep a RM carrier away from a checkpoint Getting kills was never its focus, displacement was
>>483696126It's almost like FLC is just a fucking know-it-all "competitive Splatoon analyst"
>>483699740he has a lot of good opinionsbut also a few shit takesnobody's perfect
>>483699208all takozones are members of his personal harem
not everything is about sex
>>483701062>He says while posting on gacha general central
>>483701062Everything in the world is about sex. Except sex, sex is about power.
Poking /ink/ers with a REALLY BIG STICK
yebby neko maid (he lost a bet)
>>483695628At least Fuuka crushing on Utsuho is canon, only good thing to come from side order
>>483702672>poking them on the butt>the stick goes in>/ink/er moanOops
Why are the japs going for Neo Splash over Ttek? I really see no upside to it aside from the lack of jump RNG, are they so anal about that?
>>483699740Well name someone else who’s better then
>>483707578Maybe you should start using your own brain instead of following what e-celebs say
>>483707578JP tourney results and Takoroka X Battle Top 10s
>>483693387I wear the default suit for your normal salmon run but wear a different color for special ones like eggstra work or big run.The iridescent suit doesn't even show its iridescence in the victory pose
>>483707690>think for yourselfThat's how you get people running Ink Recovery Up gear.
>>483706923Because the one playing it is not fighting but paintbotting in-between bombs and strikes throws and neo splash is better at that
>>483706923this is why
>>483707893>Takoroka X Battle Top 10sthe ones who tell teams to use vanilla rapid pro at worlds?
>>483709156I thought that was already Splattershot's playstyle going by vShot.
>>483709972vshot actually has to fight on top of farming for zooka
>>483706923slightly better paint and a zoning bomb, succ is better than splat in current meta.
>>483709894The Jap team was trying to play 4D chess by not using Snipewriter to win at Zones but they got BTFOd
>>483708885And? Don't have a brain in there to do stuff by yourself and have to care about everyone else instead?
>>483709894not a bad weapon desu
>>483706923Best explanation for this I've seen is that the meta is reaching a point where range matters, and midrange is the new standard. Midrange weapons are popular right now, which means that almost everything is outranging short-range stuff like Splattershot and N-Zap. Splattershot was already starting to get sidelined into a 'play passive, paint for and spam zooka; playstyle. Shot has higher range and power, but Splash is better at everything else.
>>483712779the range difference is largely negligible anyway, both because splash's got much more usable falloff and because midrange threats have so much more range.
>>483710385>succ is better than splat in current meta.What? How?
>>483711851Some are better at minmaxing than others and it's easier to copy someone else's homework. Don't be so naive, you can only go so far with your homemade artesian builds and strats, and if you were so good at the game to come up with your own shit you'd already understand why theorycrafters often comes up to similar conclusions.
>>483711851You’re free to do what you want but don’t come crying when your build is causing you to lose all your games cause you think IA is worth running over swim speed on a shooterWhat’s meta matters as it’s what wins.
>>483713119Detonation time doesn’t really matter, people are gonna move out of the way once its placed either way
>>483713119splat speeds the game up, succ slows the game down. cooler meta is the fastest meta we've had since endgame splat1 qrsj one, anything that can slow the game down to be more manageable and less volatile, even if it's just a bit, is valuable. that's also why tent's currently as good as it's ever been. and range blaster that's currently everywhere hates hard area denial more than anything.
>>483713119bigger is actually better on chokepoint maps
>>483713957What does 'slow the game down' mean here?
Gear abilities are a shitter's copeA good player doesn't need run speed with his Splatling or swim speed with his shooter
>>483714391That is true, but at the same time you need to start optimizing after reaching a certain level.
>>483714290create downtime. splat is more of an offensive bomb that forces opponent to act in a way that will quickly destabilize their position and open them up for you to immediately capitalize on, while suction bomb is moreso a zoning bomb that acts like a "you shouldn't be here, vacate the premises, no rush tho" sign for the enemy and helps you get a better position and a breather while they are briefly locked out of the position they want to be in. they can cross-pollinate roles but they are better at what they are supposed to do and suboptimal for other sub's role. >>483714391most weapons don't need much in terms of abilities but splatlings without run speed just feel bad.
>>483715357Oh, you mean displacement and stopping people from running around at top speed freely? Huh that makes sense. Maybe that's party why midrange and AOE are good, they kinda do that too.
where's our roster for the tourney
>>483716508Timmy, Ballin, soup, Happy Sky all matches all modes
anyone wanna open?
>>483717510I can play a few.
>>483717983room's up
open room 2/4 starting
>>483718217Joining
>>483719459room opening soon
The switch 2 should add the thing from the steam deck where gyro is only on when you have your finger on the stick
How do you think the silly cephalopods view ancient human civilization?
Imagine if you could place 3 ink mines and they all did 50 damage
>>483722236Probably how we would view Atlantis if it was just a known fact that it existed.
>>483717153poup lmao
>>483722953Poulpe
b&?
>>483723419no
Buff douser's paintBuff douser's inktankBuff douser's feet paint Reduce Douser's roll lock Increase douser's long range bullet hitbox size or speedIncrease douser's speed while long range firing
>>483723680You’re complaining about the best dualies when dapples still have nothing.
>>483723929Dapples are sharking pest made to make the RM carrier spam this way
>>483704973That line of dialogue was incredibly suspicious, especially considering it's the same in japanese. Some might see it as just a friend being jealous she's being left out (well not entirely left out, she was next to them), but having it be specifically in the DLC with the designated yuri pair as the main protagonists does raise an eyebrow.Also considering that none of the other palettes have lines about other characters, yet Shiver has Frye.
>>483719556still open?
>>483725661opening now
Can you send an invite B? I lost the host position after the DC
>>483723929Douser somehow has worst movement & manoeuvrability than most chargers & blasters despite its weight classDidn't think it were possibleIt feels like a shittier splatling Just play Tetra or splat
>>483726118Forgot about that, my bad.
>>483725406Shiver has to preserve the image of Splatsville rep vs. Inkopolitans
>>483726983That's Frye though, did you read the latest big run dialogue. Shiver doesn't care nearly as much.
>>483726158You're not meant to fight on the frontline with it
>>483722236Marina finds a fossilized Gameboy tells Pearl the potential marvels of ancient technology. Curious if old tech could mean new music she decides to start digging for fossils. After funding various dig sites around the world, a team has discovered an amber mosquito from the era of man. Pearl's plan from finding old tech develops into creating a musical theme park consisting of old world musical entertainment with the greatest attraction that none in the world has seen: humans.
>>483726158Chara said the weapon was good tho???
>>483726158I wonder, if a weapon is shit on paper yet in practice you can make it work, does it mean the weapon’s still shit contrary to whatever results are achieved? Everyone says dousers suck but I do well enough with them
Nah they're trash, too many weak points to do as good as the other options. You can do well with a good team but you will never carry It's that cold realization you experience playing with them for long enough
>>483728435You’d be surprised. And even then, what if I have fun with them?
>>483728093That is entirely possible, you can one-trick-pony your way to (moderate) success.You can't expect to take tourneys, crack top 100 in X rank or consistently get gold trophies in open """leagues""" with the shittier kits, but outside of that you can make any weapon work.
GGs open!
GGs open room
GG Open lads
Explosher needs a small buff. There's no reason why a direct hit shouldnt be a oneshot, especially if it hits twice from a vertical drop. S Blast is a oneshot and it's just point and shoot. They have about the same fire rate but to get a direct hit with an explosher is more difficult. It's great for painting and zone control if you have positioning but it needs either a small damage boost to give it a oneshot or a small AoE buff so the chip damage is more effective. Out of all the weapons than can oneshot you in the game, it only makes sense that a bomb launcher should be one of them
>>483730421You know they'd make a """compromise""" and kneecap the fuck out of its turfing in return. Do you really want it to become a glorified blaster?
Luke... more like Fluke
>>483728686I'm not having funMG is fun in its weakness & working to make it work despite themDouser is only frustrating and when you manage to make it somewhat work it's mostly circumstances not skill
Anyone still wanna open?
>>483728856Well thank god i’m not working towards that, just want fun
>>483730921Doesn't Luke have a twatter? Did he mention us?
>>483730737You're probably right but that would really only hamstring its effectiveness for turf war. Splat zone you only need 3 or so well placed shots to disrupt the zone, so if it became 4 in exchange for more kills that might be okay. In tower it would matter less because you could actually drop a bomb on the tower and get a splat. Idk, it just needs something.
Late ggs open
>>483730421your ideas are stupid and you should be ashamed>There's no reason why a direct hit shouldnt be a oneshotthere isexplosher without oneshot is a backliner that is reliant on its teamexplosher with oneshot direct is the best blaster in the game by far, both capability-wise, as it has the most unimpeded sphere of influence of all mains and really long range on top, and self sufficiency-wise as, unlike blasters, it can actually inkoneshot explosher would be one of the strongest mains in the game, if not the strongest
>>483732923Wellstring
Beach veemlet
>>483732923I'm not saying every hit is a oneshot, but if you get a direct drop where the damage procs twice it should effectively be a oneshot. That is a rare hit and it should be rewarding. Anyway it doesnt need a oneshot if it would just have a bigger damage radius for chip damage because I'm tired of throwing a bomb at their knees and it does no damage whatsoever. If someone gets close you're just fucked. Wellstring has great inking, great mobility, decent range, and a oneshot, and effectively deadly anywhere within its range, near or far.
No weapon should one shotE-liter should leave you at 95%
>>483731847This but unironically
>>483733331wellspring has a lot of nuance that doesn't let it just swim straight up to your face and say bye. it's a grounded charger with short-ranged and very particularly timed oneshots, it can play more aggressively than regular explosher at times but it has weaknesses that dictate a slower and more reactive playstyle. explosher with oneshots has no weaknesses.
All explo needs is a buff to its projectile velocity. Maybe 5%.
>>483734310hitting double donks on grounded enemies with explosher is trivial tho, it's harder to not hit it than to hit it on level ground and especially from high ground. explosher is perfectly balanced as a damage support weapon. it's not supposed to aggressively win 1v1 fights, in fact it's supposed to not 1v1, it's a team player dispensing high damage and targeted ink coverage and smoking people out of advantageous positions from practically anywhere on the map. wellspring is a more active and egoistical weapon than plosh but it's also a considerably smaller weapon, and precision of its cover abuse is nowhere near as good as explosher's. wellspring is less explosher and more low commitment dynamo (one of two introduced this patch by the way).
>>483730921feet
roster guy, save ussave us roster guy
this scares the janny
>no one putting plaza drawings/posts in their lockerSoulless.
>>483738351What's a locker?
>>483738351Why hide what must be expressed throughout the land?
>>483738351i'm not an artist
Oh woom time for my monthly nickchange.
>>483738852I propose Weyyo Lover
>>483738980No!
>>483738852i'm fully locked into my name until atleast after the tourney
>>483738852fat floppers
>>483738852I will act like we've never seen each other before and talk to you like a newby "I see potential in you"
>>483738852くコ:彡 or a symbol like that
>>483739343>>483739519I already have a new name but these are peak woomy.
>>483738852We need a third "bad woomy."
>>483739519くコ:彡 <3 三:( )
>>483739954But I'm about to make it 1 bad woomy.
>>483739860Wanna fish to celebrate a newmy Haven't touched the rotation yet
>>483740156Ok I'll do 1 king.
I stayed comfortably at 18-1900 last season. I started at 1700 last week. I'm gonna kill somebody, possibly myself.
>>483740347Just checking something real quick, will be there at :30
>>483740347Fishing time
>>483739519>>483739965what do these say?
>>483738351Im waiting for locker checks
i wish i wasn't a useless retard and i could have fun in this game with my friends
>>483741005Full?
BÖÖMY >>483741878Get in :DDDD
>>483742146Full?
>>483704932Why arent there any shiver doujins? I need to see her getting dicked.
>>483741837i will always love (You), anon.
>>483742352Well I just had a DC with a 10 min ban You guys can go ahead :'''''"((((
Nono not having trash internet challenge (impossible)
>>483741837This but unironically.
>>483743032I'll hold the line with an empty boss meter for ya.
>>483743106I did have a turf match beforehand to verify everything went smoothly & I wouldn't make a fool of myself, it did at the time but then it stoppedMy connection works in mysterious ways, I think it's a matter of dynamic IPs suddenly changing
>>483741837i wish nogami was not a useless retard and made his game actually good and fun to play alone
remake the room original host
>>483744301>bepsi max in a coke 2L bottle thats just bizzare
What is the hardest level in Octo Explansion?
>>483744932The one you defend the thing
>>483744998You mean girl power (Or power girl) station? I vaguely remember about how does it called in the english version of the game.
>>483744932Defend the Orb while octoling sanitized troops attack with all weapon classes (as of 2). It has somewhat of Wave moments but once it get's near the end they'll dish out specials so you need to be quick. Also you choose which sub you get at the opening then pick a weapon in the test
>>483744932Girl Power station is very annoying but not the hardest one. That falls to ah crap what was it calledDue to the timer is so tight you have to play that stage perfect one mistake will cause you to run out of time.Other than that one some stages can be easy or hard depending on which weapon your using.
>>483744932The one level with the rails, the boxes and Bamboozler
GG's Salami!
ggs slomeng
GGs bros, that might have been the only Joe where I didn't get the Dousers
GGs SalmonThe connection survived...
2 of them (two of them)
>>483747614At first I was afraid, I was petrifiedThinking I could live without you by my sideAnd after spending nightsThinking how you did me wrongI grew strongAnd I learned how to get alongNow you're backFrom outer spaceAnd I find you hereWith that sad look upon your faceI should've changed that stupid lockOr made you leave your keyIf I'd've known for a secondYou'd be back to bother meGo on, go, walk out the doorTurn around nowYou're not welcome anymoreYou're the one who tried to hurt me with goodbyeThink I'd crumble?You think I'd lay down and die?No, not I, I will surviveLong as I know how to love, I know I'll stay aliveI've got my life to liveAnd all my love to give andI will surviveI, I, I will survive
i pixelated my yeb for the first time
>>483748414All by hand? Impressive
>>483748302TWO good woomies? In MY neighborhood?
>>483748506yea, only took me about an hour or so but it was fun. felt nice to finish something for once
I will never stop tryingOne day you'll accept it*wink* *wink*
>>483748819It's more likely than you think.[FREE WOOMY CHECK]
>>483749267Accept what? Love Marie tho
>>483749610Marie really is the perfect wooman
Marie is boring & a hagAt least Callie is quirky and funny
>>483751686Must be hard living with shit tastes
Callie and Marie are both boring.They're pretty idols, nothing more, nothing less.
After some feedback, they've changed the upcoming splatfest theme
>This fighting again Blyat, I hope you guys are just joking.
>>483750943Yes she is
>this long of a matchmaking for a match like thisAiiiie
What is up with these TW matches atmAll shit players and/or idiots who don't know how to push
>>483752752You're playing the game? Lucky you...We're 300 seconds waiting matchmaking
>>483689143How's your day/afternoon/evening going, fellow Callie enjoyer?
>>483752928>one of them disconnectsThis is cruel
>>483752928aaaaaand a player DC on the game launch.Thanks "Player"
Namedrop an /ink/er that was never drawn/deserves art of and why and I'll commission high quality porn of them.Do not namedrop posters who dont qualify so>Rainy>Timmy>Squinty>Panic>Kold>Limon>Gurkan>Hot Dogs>Moon&Stars>Mehtaru>Freakazoid>Ballin>Nono>Panic>Kancora>Happy Sky>Cranberry>Brostar>Broy/Broybit>Fantasy>Noble>Frey Fan>Joey>rc>Urchincel>ExcelExcel>Nekolin>Bonemiser>South>GrezarAre all not allowed
>>483753583but some of those have no porn?
>>483753583Ankat because he’s cool and I like playing with him.
>>483753118Heeeey, thanks for asking. A little pissed off, but mostly fine. Currently trying to beat Splatoon 2 story mode (Too bloody sleepy to do that actually even if there is nothing much to left). Btw, how are ya?
Gentlemen, I inform you of Cat-lieThat is all
>>483753583SendaColonelGrowlzagraDrizzle soup
>>483753583a
>>483753583I don't have porn of my character, atleast I don't think I do.
>>483754091Doing fine, might be hopping on to 3 in a bit to commit fish-murder while letting YouTube run a few videos.
Why are my takeshis the lamer ones
>>483753583>Not on he listlolEven though I've posted my ceph a lot, no porn was ever made lol
>>483753583draw me teehee
>>483753583commission weight loss porn of rz
>>483754759Would like to join ya since we don't play much, but I must go to sleep soon.
>>483753583>>483754210Col-o-nel has one?And since Col-o-nel/Growlzagra/Grezar are the same person they don't qualify
>>483755878He's fucking with you anon...
Thanks for the TW games No!
>>483756019AhGGs!(just noticed you were gone sorry)
>>483754242But I draw and commission art for myself all the time. I have way more than enough shit compared to others who don't.
fuck off
I was 16 Superfresh I'm now RawI think I'll give up trying to get to Gold Superfresh, actual sysiphus shitLike 53% skills & ability to maintain attention all match & not die while 47% is matchmaking & luck I demolished a top 500 guy earlier, he had a blaster & did pretty well but he had a blaster & painted like 500~600 pts the rest of his team was awfully average
>>483753583B...but it's my birthday tomorrow...
>>483755382Rest well then. :)
>>483757485is it actually?
>>483757709 yes
>>483757963Happy 28th!
This is boring
>>483758015thnx anon
>>483758283nobody asked you mormon
>>483758050just do ankat
>>483757963post ceph get present
>>483758804I hope it's pancreatic cancer
>>483758050I don't hate ankat...I never hated anyone on /ink/, not even Gr >it's not about youI know, just saying it. Didn't really defend him that time sorry
>>483753583>not on the listMy woomy deserves to drawn getting gangbanged by Takozonesses dammit. Not enough yuri in this bitch
>>483753583None. Commission Gem and Chara (cephs not them irl)
>>483759512>>it's not about you>insists on making it about him"Attentionwhore" describes you so well
>>483759990Don't look at me like that, goblinStop judging me with your stare
/INK/ VS /V/: ROUND FOUR SIGNUPShttps://forms.gle/u4jZmep6zufHC3TA8AND THUS, here we have a tentative roster. 15 slots taken, 5 slots remain until The Bench will be brought out. If you are interested in signing up, fill out the form above.>what's the format?A Bo5 for each gamemode, where participants will be put on a team based on gamemode preference. With 5 gamemodes to play, that means 20 /ink/ers can cleanly fit on a roster.>when is it happeningJuly 6th 1:00pm EDT.>will this be streamedOf course.>is there a discord server?So it came to pass. Send a friend request to inkeranon if you would like to join it. This is for tournament participants, and will be put on ice once this is all done.>do i have to join it?Of course not. We have a perfectly fine thread right here. This is just for people who want a direct line to strategize. There is also a gentleman's agreement with /v/ to not have voice comms.If you have any questions, comments, or concerns; I trust you know how to (You) me.
Where the fuck is the roster? /v/ actually had there's up before us?
>>483759672Kill yourself
>>483759589based and seconding
>>483753583>on the list i already comm and draw myself anyways
>>483760095
Is it yebby hours yet?
>>483760294nah
>>483760147>turf war again>only turf warWoahhh I guess we do want to win, I did get rusty that's fairLet's fuck them as usual
It is currently yebby hours.Post those yebbies.>>483760294Wtf how did you know.
>>483760629what do you think of /ink/s yebbies? rate 'em.
>>483760147zones and tc are gonna be rapefests, poor /v/
>>483760508>turf war againIt's worth noting the majority of people greatly dislike turf war, so liking it in any capacity will often send you there.
Know your place.
>>483760771NoAlways aim higherBe greedy, be ambitiousNever cease to try!
>>483760734and we're gonna get raped in cb
>>483761159GT posting
>>483761159
>>483760724There's not enough of them, the yebby drought has been brutal.Where's yours?
>>483761218I know fantasy has like 1300 x power in some modes, but he can't be that bad right?
Would anyone be interested in some Anarchy Battle Open at the hour?
Building a new cancer Jr build, what should I fill the remaining subs after hitting the sub saver cap and one or two one sub wonders?
>>483761931Ink Recovery to get back to throwing bombs quicker
>>483761904Sure.
>>483761931I'll join in
>>483761904i suppose so.
>>483762106I was actually deciding between special charge or sub power up but I guess it may make a difference?>>483761904I might.
>>483753583>Namedrop an /ink/erGreatTusks>whyhmmm guess because my ceph has been drawn plenty times but never lewded, so why not compensate a donation or two for a poor 'fro weyyo? Preferably draw him with Mr. Coco, like my ceph and him on a couch, both cuddling and having their half-chubs spot off their shorts/briefs like a nice couple.Also because I like a lot /ink/! I love Fantasy for hosting PBs, I love talking to lots here, I like seeing familiar faces, I like this community!Alright, now tell me what you think of my teehee'ing impression!>>483761159>>483761250Great Testosterone posting.
>>483762260meant for >>483761904
>>483760147will there be more tourneys in the future?
>>483761870It's not an individual player I look at but the team as a wholethe average skill looks pretty low but I don't know the /v/ team so I'm not certain
>>483762395name ur fave 5 yebweys brazil boy
>>483762465That is the current intent.Can't speak for /v/ when it comes to future /ink/ vs /v/'s though. As long as they have players interested, I'm sure we will too.
>>483759538Cute flattie
>>4837619044/4
2nd Open room? Everyone's invited. Even fat jellies
>>483762659How fresh they are! I'm not into shota, so I'm rating them really for how much I like their cephs' look.• Broy for being 'fro, and Femur for angst looking pompadour!• seal 1 and 2 lovely weyys!• Hippie's nice hip-hoppy 90's Nickelodeon aaaaah kid!• Brostar's starly look!• Chavodel2's negresco chocolate yebby!Having a hard time actually to remember more cool yebweyys now. I gyatt play more with you, /ink/.
>>483763370uchu...
>>483760147is there a reward for winning?
>>483764179I was late for the other one, but I could join if you post another yeb...Also what's wrong with fat jellies.
>>483764179Right now, for this rotation? Sure!
>>483764526Uh... first yeb in my folders
>>483764330You should hang yourself.
nice save.
>>483764750Yeah, we should hang out ourselves more often, /ink/!
>>483764474Bragging rights.
>>483764690Good enough, who am I supposed to join?
>>483764474Exclusive access to the losing side's woomies.
>>483765043Anon spamming invites in the pool
woomy in the piss bath
>>483765628what would you need to drink to produce all this?
>>483764953>>483765127That's useless. Should do an afterparty PB with drugs and strippers
>>483764474you get to laugh at /v/, again
>>483765628It took a full tacticooler team to fill up
>>483760147They kept me from my husband M....
>>483765990worst performing /ink/ers wear revealing clothing while the rest throw splat bombs at them
>>483766687the team(s) that lose get high quality art of their characters being violated
Do you have a gold flag weapon?
>>483766950Ye. I almost have two.
>>483766950No, I was at 45 then matchmaking decided otherwise
>>483766950No. I only play tw during splatfests.>Lvl337why
>>483767197You can do it. You can become a turfwarchad.
>>483767661I'm dumb & plays when maps like Brinewater are in rotation
>>483766950No just a couple of white ones is all
>>483766950I can barely stomach playing enough turf to hit 15 on my main weapons.
>>483693387Yes but I was wearing the berry gloopsuit.
GGs open
ggs open!
GG's Openeers!
GGGGGGGGGs Open, fun times! Thanks a lot for playing.Take care now.
>>483770494>>483770512>>483770524GGs Open.
>>483770589kill yourself
>>483770589GGs!
GGs Open 2 You want me to be a weyy again...
>>483770589die
it never stops being funny
>>483771279ur smallfry is fat lol
gg M and Njust needed one more match for the emote
>>483771736ur friends are fake
>>483766950I'm currently trying to 99 my main
>>483772237ur mom...
>>483772505ur friends are fake but not as fake as you
Would you say the current meta is good and fun? And I don’t want you to say in comparison to other meta’s (i.e. “well it’s not S1’s qr meta so it’s better) but on its own, is the game in a good spot?
>>483773201i personally enjoy how fast-paced everything is right now, but trizooka could use a few nerfs
>5 Tan Retromy my
>>483773201Honestly it doesn't need much to be so much better. Trizooka needs some startup lag plus maybe rolled back damage buffs on indirects and Snipewriter is still too good at fighting every other backline and stalling the Zone. Tacticooler should also have the Special Saver toned back a notch I feel.
>>483772139GG, glad you got it :)
>>483776439>Wrong! This enemy is deceased.
Another debate while I rearrange my freshest fits: classic or thin eyebrows on woomy?
>>483773718>Tacticooler should also have the Special Saver toned back a notch I feelThe maxed-out stats is kinda the point of it. Max speed, instant respawn, no loss of special, it boost everything temporarily so the 100% special saver staysI think they should revert the RP effects on it, let that work as a proper counter
i'll try this againgood night /ink/
get out
>>483777085Classic for sure.
Does this fit inspire JUSTICE?I became a weyy again but I did not give up on Nana and she shall reappear with the swipe of an amiibo whenever villains threaten the peace! Not sure on the shoes
>>483777239good night anon, rest well
>>483778395maybe try some different legwear, i think that's the real issue with this outfit
>>483778395I'd play something like this in the backgroundhttps://youtu.be/HdhaOvgDWBgThen say some corny shit like>ULTRA WARRIOR VEEM RANGER... HENSHIN!!!And then fully commit to the character in gameplay too I like the spectacle of it, hmmm yes >>483779852I'll use a third amiibo then
>>483776439Cute
Odds Pearl, evens Marie.
>>483753583>>483755298
>>483780000I think I'm getting somewhere? Still not quite like it
>trying to revice OCfaggingWhy...
Where the yeb OCs.
>>483781940Attention.
Vivi won
>>483782363he sure did abandon a bunch of people that cared about him :)
>>483782363who?
>>483753583Sunny
>>483782046Mine is busy sucking off a weyyo
>>483783359Whose
>>483783359Why won't you post him, huh?You just lie...
>>483783158a less then mediocre artist who spent years pretending to be friends with a lot of people just so he could beg them to pay him for arthe made the oc server then fucked off for almost a year, when server jannies tried to take it over to fix everything he came back. didn't fix anything and just begged people to pay him for art again while pretending to be friends with people who didn't care about him any more
>>483781743Honestly... I like it.I like how you're trying something new for once. Not just doing what others are doing; The same female cephs with dolphin shorts doing ass shots with the friendship bracelet.It feels... fresh!
>>483783505He's still friends with several. He deleted his account and bailed from several comms while having mental issues, which I think he's resolved since then. People did care about him and still do, for whatever reason. Even if he's an abandoning piece of shit.
>>483784187My woomy doesn't use dolphin shorts...
>>483784395Spats are better honestly
>>483784587true
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/681035726#bottomLmao Janny moved the /v/ thread to /b/Will they give up and finally join /ink/?
>>483784746Hotpockets want anything but videogame discussion on /v/eddit
>>483784587Goddamn right
>>483784587both are good.
blah blah blah spats dolphin shortsThe ripped pants are better.
>>483785367Ok rc Do the undulation dance or whatever, so 2023 yikes
guys miiverse told me they're gonna release splatoon for the 3ds is it true?
>>483759351happy 1 day early birthday
>>483785367hngh thick cephalopod thighs spilling out of ripped pants
>>483784587This is correctSpats for WoomyDolphin shorts for VeemoThis is the perfect setting
>>483785463
nonstandard veeb
Beeb with Octolocks
>>483786183Nah gross, tomboys are gay
Why is everyone so goddamn sweaty in open tonight? I just want to build gear.
>>483786313>tomboys are gayWRONGIt would be gay not to cream in cream woomy
>>483786313I think you'd be more comfortable on twitter since you seem to agree with them that tomboys are just men
>>483786552the world needs more bowl cut woomies
>>483786183kill yourself
>>483738852makes it somewhat difficult to keep track of /ink/ers with the biblioINKa. But I'm more focused on numbers, and the old name will fall out of use when I make my own routine change to the timeframe catalogue.
>>483787358will you ever post the biblioinka
>>483786561If you prefer your women to look like men maybe you just prefer menJust saying
>>483786473>tonightIts every day in every mode
>>483786473Cause that's where all the premade team faggots go. Series is the actual casual mode.
>>483787572no. I've explained it before.I don't want to scare away /ink/ers that think their names being dropped is akin to actually being doxxed. I want to respect their anonymity if for no other reason than I want them to continue playing in the pool without fear of being on an almost year-long census.But for people who do change their name monthly, they're certainly on it multiple times and drive the total number up artificially.Speaking of. I don't mind sharing numbers, but I won't namedrop.tl;dr no namedrop, only data
>>483788305Last time I did series I got matched with top 500s nonstop and lost like 200 points.
>>483788392how many flopshredders?
>>483788453Series is at least more "fair" since you can't have four randoms going up against a full competitive team or shit like that. But unfortunately if you just want to grind gear without sweating you're pretty much stuck with turf.
>>483788529I don't include that data. I once made an attempt to differentiate between squib and octo, but this require actual effort. And I just jot down names in the 60-100+ seconds it takes to match with people.sorry.
>>483788529Yxx, soup and RANG
>>483788696no worries was just curious what was noted about /ink/ers, maybe one day when when reach end of service reveal the data
>>483788529Shreddies look silly
Choose my woomy's mental illness.
>>483789451bedhead
>>483789451bi-polar disorder 2
>>483789417smooch this woomy
>>483789193It includes names, how often they've been spotted, which can be used to infer play-frequency, and segments the entire census into intervals. People who change their names will make one tally of names go 'dark', and a new one will take its place. So it roughly keeps track of how many /ink/ers there are, even when they change their names. Once I have enough of these intervals, I can average the tally per interval, and that will be the average number of inkers over the course of the time the census was active.
https://x.com/OatmealDome/status/1806527226935959710we lost the crowd reactions to the marina and pearl reveal at the concert to this cunt
>>483790056We lost the crowd reaction to FLAR.
>>483790056what a chad. No more nintendrones content with eating slop. let the schizos send the message on behalf of the fanbase.
>>483790056/ink/ this is you
>>483790549not me, bruv. I'd be my cellblock's fuck toy if I ever went to prison. I'm not breaking any (big) laws unless this dry spell goes on for another few years.Then I'll consider it.
>>483789607which one is that one?
>>483791074>>483789607manic depressive is a better name, because it actually describes the symptoms.
>>483785367it's hard to find shoes they look good with
>>483791426>manic depressivethats 1, 2 is when your woomy comes with schziophrenia
>>483790056Honorary /ink/erLet’s bail him out
>>483791542I'm fairly certain this isn't the case. Schizophrenia is it's own beast.
>>483790056i’d be willing to bet that side orders release date was supposed to be revealed during the world championships too.
>>483790056Me after I was denied yebbies in the shareholding meeting, my bad.
>>483791813actually yeah your right i looked it up my b
>>483790056>$4.3 million dollars in damageshow much does Nintendo collect from their shitty NSO that likely caused all of this (indirectly) to begin with? In 2021, it made $932 million. So by my estimates, Nintendo owes the consumers $927 million. This dude will get his cut. But Nintendo owes HIM money.
>>483790056Someone should draw a yebby/weyyo give the bomb threat
>>483790056Glad I'm not the only one that gets mad over constant losing streaks
>>483793174>make the flar queue>wonder why people get madeclassic nintendo
3922-1313-3427
>>483753583>not allowed>my namethanks for respecting my no porn wish anon, very considerate of you
>>483789956Is this your magnum opus?
This is a 999 rotation. Get to it.
>>483795638Did the last person finally get dropped?
>>483796192god, I hope not.I may as well just kill myself now.
>>483795712I will draw an orgy of all these /ink/ers your ceph included
>>483753583I don't know who half of these guys are desu. panic, Limon, Gurkan, Hot Dogs, Moon & Stars, panic, Nekolin, Bonemizer panic and Grezar deserve art.otherwise timeimp because I don't see them listed.
>>483797846>tfw panic should get the most art but doesn'tsuch injustice
>>483797978panic is Senda 2.0
>>483798710panic was here before senda
>all this avatarfaggingjust draw cute squids and give them cute outfits
>>483798787Senda was cuter at the time.
give me the panicussy panussy nicussy
Which eyes do you guys prefer?The octo or the inkling ones?
>see a homie>Fantasy>1300 X rankOOF..................................................... *cringe* bruhhh.....................
>>483796840how did you differentiate between people on your friendslist and people in the pool?
>>483798935>>483799586kill yourself
>>483799984Inkling. I feel an urge to add an eyemask every time I draw eyes now.
>>483799984octo girl is cutest. octo male is ugly and soullless.
>>483799984Octoling female
>>483760147I want to sign up again, but if we get our ass whooped this time then I'll feel solely responsible...
>>483787358>>483800126Please answer this biblioinka anon, it's been bugging me too for a long time
Why is she so cute, bros
>>483799984Inkling. Octo eyes are transcoded.
>>483800305Rude
scenes from a chinese locker
>>483800126>>483801214I don't know what you mean. I record names exactly as they appear in the pool. Case sensitive, special characters, etc. If you're asking whether I track people from one name change to another, I don't. If you're asking if I record NNIDs, I don't. Just in-game names.Name changes, tourists, /v/, smurfs all are recorded. But after a fixed amount of time I 'reset the tally' for a new interval. Any names that continue to get 'hits' are people that kept their names. If a name no longer gets any hits, but another name appears, it's a -1/+1 net zero change to the census for that interval.Once I have enough intervals, I can average the number for how many /ink/ers used the pool.
>>483796584>>This is a 999 rotation. Get to it.>wave 1>glowflies>nobody knows what the fuck to do>sit out and try again>different team>wave 1>grillers ht>nobody knows what the fuck to doGo and fuck yourself.
>>483804064The notification pool is not exclusively people in the pool you're in. It also populates with people on your friendslist that are not in the pool you're in. Do you have friends that aren't /ink/ on you're friendslist? If yes, how do you distinguish between friendslist and pool players?
>>483804356None of my friends play Splatoon. It's only /ink/ 'friends'. Most of my friends are busy being parents. I respect that, but it means we don't really game anymore.
>>483804064>I don't know what you mean.I mean when you look at the feed (Match Menu > middle tab with envelope) it shows both players from the pool, as well as players from your friendlist.Players from the pool show with a question mark next to their name Players from your friendlist show with their avatar.But if you have any /ink/ers added as friends, they will show with their avatars too - indistinguishable from your non-pool friends.Unless you have either no /ink/er friends, or no non-/ink/er friends, I don't know how you can tell one group from the other.
>>483804064Has the average amount of names active in the pool gone down by much?
>>483804595You never added any or accepted friend requests from any randoms you came across while playing solo queues?
>>483804995I get a lot of those. I ignore them. I mean, I click "ignore". I'm not interested in randos. >>483804981I'd have to check, but the last three months are about the same, if not more active than the three months prior.Splatfests have a large number of names that only appear for splatfests. They're rarely seen any other time.
I'm not even mad that we lost, it was mostly a fair match, I just want stomp the shit-eating grin on that bucket into the pavement
Who would like to turf?
>>483805832After my series (if it doesn't make me ragequit lmao)
>>483806058Oh, okay. Let me know when you are done or just join if you see me in the pool. And good luck with series. ;/
>>483806240Surprise, it was a waste of fucking time just to end up down 22 points.I see you guys are full anyway, I'm gonna go watch something. Good luck and good night!
>>483671817>>483669619>>483671140Thanks.
GGs that was fun
>>483809915GGs turf. Thanks for joining.>>483807793Well, shit happens. It is morning for me, but yeah, good night.
>>483804190HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
will biblioautisminkia guy help me track where certain people are now? I want to know if green woomy is still here, i miss them
>>483812359green woomy's dead, sorry boss
>>483812898you're not biblio guy. i will only listen to bibli
>>483815908hey it's me biblio, green woomy is alive and well at her retirement home in inkruba
>>483800305>Unironic VeemofagUgly and souless indeed, that's what you are
anyone wanna SR?
>using the exact same fucking hair eyes and outfit for 15 yearsYeah sure I'm the soulless one :^)
>>483823871please keep your schizophrenia to yourself, no one asked for it
>>483823871who
Post weyyos
>>483803034kill yourself
>>483827005good morning sirgoblina's blessing upon you
>>483823871>having the same body for your entire lifeliterally sans-soul we are not bodies, we are brains. noneurons. electrical signals. surely it can be transplanted!? let me pilot some other meat mech, this one is running down, running out, running.
fat weyyo
>>483831951cock
she a cute
Hit me with a (Mr.) coconut, brother.
>>483831107god i love beebs so much>>483832218i love enemies too
>>483834196does that mean enemy beebs are the best
>>483785515Thank you anon! It is now officially my day of birthing.
>>483834269women in traditionally men's formal clothing is one of my secret fetishes. who told you!?
>>483835104hopefully your day of death as well
Big woomy buttsFat veemo backsidesDumptruck weyyo assesYebby
>>483835469only those who are born are the ones whogettoDIER S V PPLEEEEASEfor the death of THEEEEYou have little timeand you're running out of lifehappybirhdayyyyand you're gonna die.now you're old and full of hatredtake a pill to masturbatredchildren point at you and screambecause they will become that thingcool. thanks anon. song's stuck in my head now.
Hey loaf guy in the pool, what's your PB for?
salmn at rotation for 1 king?
>>483835469I wish it were yours because thatd be the only worthy bday present coming from you
Five starred the custom hydra bros.It alright. Using the screen to block paths/ledges is way better than using it to block player aim. Kinda like a pseudo ink storm. Ink Mines are still pretty shit though. They should cost 40% Ink Tank. Maybe even less.
>>483840737nevermind
>>483842042Why I was going to join youI forgot to say it
Hi /ink/. I just fnished this, pls enjoy.I'm one of the bad artists, and I don't post much. I've had this idea stuck in my head for a while, and I just had to draw it.
>>483843374Sex
>>483843374Marvelous work, anon, a valiant effortOne critique, if you'd be willing to take it try making the arms longer and foreshorten a little more, and make Marina's eyemask more distinct
anyone wanna do some open at the hour?
>>483845886yes
>>483841516Glad I'm not the only one who thinks screen on Hydra is fine, but I find it a bit puzzling to see so many people unhappy with mines when they worked so well in 2. You'd think having a deployable sub with no white ink frames that tracks and audibly tells you when someone's sneaking in would be better received.
>>483847057cute woomy cosplay jellybro
>>483845886Sure
>>483845886open 4/4
>>483847057>Every mask changes color except for the horrifying Woomy oneWhat did the devs mean by this?
I'll see how many rounds I play cause I'm pretty sick.
>>483790056What is with the japanese community being so mentally ill? First it was wasting time at the shareholder meeting about how boy inklings were being mistreated, and now doing a bomb threat over losing in Splatoon 3.
>>483850761All vidya fans are off the rocker one way or another, we already had someone wanting to shoot up a Burger Pokémon TCG tourney years ago
>>483850761I don't think japs are especially prone to this, it's just more people + direct ways to act upon their illness unlike non jap fans
>>483850761The game's more popular over there so inevitably they're bound to have more Threat to Humanity-level autismos.
>>483847795I'm gonna do itI'm gonna kiss her forehead and rub her ears
>>483790056Splatoon 2's matchmaking didn't drive people to making bomb threats.
>>483851709Splatoon 2 had the biggest percentage of e-celeb kiddy diddlers
C here. Hosting SR at rotation
>>483852457
>>483850761They just have a different distribution of crazy. Most of the English-speaking Splatoon fanbase is low to medium level crazy (putzes, troons), where most of the JP fanbase is relatively alright with smattering of crazies and a select few people who are full-on dangerous psychotics
Last game for me and then my spot opens.
>>483851556Hers is very smoochable.
poor, precious woomy. doesn't realize her favorite weapon is trash
>>483853303For one match
>>483853837As long as woomy is having fun.
ggs
>>483853303GGs openers
>>483845383It's a bit late to change the arms, but hmm I could probably fix the eyes. Thanks anon!
>>483853837nova is very good at forcing sharkniggers to actually play the game.
>>483854074It's not too terrible in zones I just wish it had a good kit
>>483852457Full
>>483854282Reefslider angle shooter?
>>483854282burst/storm would be pretty good, and keep to it's supportive/chip damage playstyle.
Pantaloons
>>483854660CENSOR MY FEETS
>>483854660kill yourself
GGs. Oven repair man is here.
>>483854887No
>>483854282>>483854653Any offensive sub with range would be better, especially something fast like angle or burst. As for special, support's probably the way to go since both of the existing kits have offensive specials, but ink storm wouldn't be a bad middle ground. Wonder if Nova with cooler would be a pain
>>483854887You were not in that lobby.
>>483855652Your oven got stuck in pyrolysis too? I had to witness a handmade pizza being cremated in front of my eyes. I was crying like a bitch mourning my za
>>483855652Ggs
>>483856048die
>>483856048There was a short or something and the clock and bottom heating element broke.
>>483856048can we get much fryerso frye
>TTV>look it up>it doesn't exist
GG's Slammers!
GGs fishers
Ggs salmon!
>>483858909Oh it's S2Calling vanilla Bamboo from S3 "cancer"
>>483858909splatoon 3 version when
>>483858909>s2okay grandyeb thats very nice its time to go to bed now
Beeboobs
>>483860892I like beepo
>>483858909Mini was tryhard????
>>483858683Successful streamers don't put TTV in their name, it's only ever 2view shitterst. knower
>>483861914
>>483861740>t.Yebby
>>483854660>went back to being an ugly male alreadys m h baka dayo
I've sinned and started thinking that maybe primates are better than cephs.
>>483862084What a kit it was.
>>483862084this kit would be perfectly balanced and fine in 3 now that missiles have a cooldown
>>483862464Cute, he needs to color this one tho
Holy shit fortnite in splatoon
>>483863917>human feet on both>extremities not differentiated by specieskill yourself
>1400 to 1100:')
>>483862205>he can't tellStill femaleI can switch with Amiibos
We can totally pull off a story mode where there is four of us playing.
>Neo Splash is rising in the meta as a dedicated support paintbot>Think about how Mini vomits paint and has Bursts for extra chip support and paint>But Ultra Stamp
>>483865573No the problem is woomy feet on both
>>483868180>Neo Splash is rising in the meta as a dedicated support paintbotsource? also I remember japs already doing that a year ago when it released before dropping it
>>483868305do octos have a different body model in game?it's all the same to me
>>483868180kill yourself
>>483868673Bigger butts
>>483757485https://voca.ro/1ayp03VIrPFx
Why would you upload the sound of garbage to vocaroo?
>>483868673They have different eyes, mouths, ears, fingers and toes.
>>483868180stamp kills so many weaponsnothing wants stampstamp is not fun eitherit's not even that bad, something like vac is much worse, but vac is fun because it's strategic and when it works out you feel like a genius, stamp is just dumb and you feel dumb if you fuck up using it.
>>483870525how to fix ultra stamp>revert the bullshit hitbox buff>make the user immune to all damage from the front like ink vac
>>483871521that just takes a bad special and makes it bad but strongjust remove it and give us more inkjet and zipcaster, those are fun
>>483870417>different eyes, mouths, ears,that's why I said body models >fingers and toesreally now?how come I never noticed that?
>>483870525stamp was decent in splatoon 2 when the only weapon that could reliably shoot through its stamping was splatlingsbut then they nerfed it and let everything shoot through its stamps and it was so bad they had to buff (which they then nerfed again) it but it's still pretty shiti still remember the youtube video showing how every single weapon could reliably shoot through and kill a stamper in the early days of splatoon 3
>>483872707Maybe because you aren't a footfag and never paid close attention to the toes?
>>483784746To be fair thats the porndump thread
Still can't believe that I love this series for so long (9 bloody years), but finished last story mode only now. Feels good, yet kinda empty.
An enemy..?
>>483874552Not much of a threat.
>>483873251take off your rose-tinted glasses, stamp was still easy to kill in 2, and it was a stupid special back then too. stupid not as in stupidly powerful or stupidly good, just stupid. any interaction with it on any side feels stupid. it feels stupid to use, stupid to lose to, stupid to win against, stupid when you get kills with it, stupid when you don't, stupid when it cheeses you with stupid hitboxes, stupid when you run out of things to stamp and still have 4 seconds of it left so you spend a second more to yeet it, it's just a stupidly designed special that only stupid people enjoy. remove it from the game and give us more fun specials for not stupid people.
>>483875021your post is stupid
>>483873695praise be to la goblina
>>483875116it's a post about ultra stamp so of course it is.
>>483875418Faggggggg lool squinty gang for life
>>483875021Yeah this. Ultra Stamp spent the entirety of its time in S2 being a mess of a special. S3 post-buff is the only time that Stamp has felt somewhat competent. I abhor the random duration nerf they did to it, felt completely nonsensical.I like stamp tho. It feels good to use well, it's fun, and it's great when the practical matches the concept and idea of how it should work. Everyone talks about how easy it is to shoot from the front, but that only applies to shooters, dualies, and splatlings. Range, Slosher, and Stamper have a hell of a time dealing with it. It's much harder for basically any other weapon class to deal with.I guess that's the point? Bullet hoses were better at Kraken taming, so they're good at shooting down the Kraken rework too?
>>483872707Because you're a fake fan
for the slippery bastard playstyle where you ink your feet wherever you go, which is better? vsploosh or aeroAG, or something different? putting aside sploosh and aero being "le low tiers"
>>483879681>splooshKills people>aerolol
>>483879681tetras
>>483879681Any short range shooter. Sploosh isn't that low tier, the vanilla kit at least.
>>483879765I find their ttk's to be similar when you get crammed up people's ass>>483879804tetras can only outrun somebody for a few seconds, once your four dodges are over they are definitely catching up to you or hittng you
>>483879970sploosh is very much low tieraero mg at least has a grenade, so do both jrs and blue daps. sploosh has jack shit. cuddleguns with no offensive subs have historically been terrible.
>>483880192what would redbamboo's kit be
>>483880156you only need four seconds to leave someone too dead to chase you down, and if that's not enough, activating zipcaster lets you cancel roll cooldown and do 4 more.
>>483880890>four secondsfour rolls.
>>483880445angle shooter/crab tank
>>483880890but what if you run into a wall you need to climb...zipcaster tech cool tho! just tested it now and yeah zipping in cancels the endlag. always thought dark tetras were the better kit but I might give lights a try
>>483880156>once your four dodges are over-you have already killed them because tetras are insaneIf you want to be impossible to catch indefinitely unless they dedicate someone to running you down, you play vanilla inkbrush, roll into their backline, and roll splat bombs at anyone who tries to approach with 6 mains of sub saver.
imagine playing a frontliner. all that pressure and always having to be focused all the time is exhausting.That's why i play backliners. You can get kills from a distance and when a cheeky frontliner breaks through to kill you you can just blame your team for not protecting you.
>>483881850fuckin snitch.
Anyone wanna do some fishing at the half hour?
>>483881850I do wonder what compels us to do itI could just pick pencil and win every match without an enemy backliner for free but instead I'm out here sweating with swords and brushes and losing more than I win because sometimes I don't get a backliner and the other guy does
>>483882671Yes.
>>483882953Pencil is lobotomizingly boring. Even for backliner standards.
>>483881426I tried tetras again and they suck, how do I stop getting outgunned by short range shooters? four shot kill is awful, might as well get some range back with squelchies
>>483884815die
>>483881850backliners don't win games
>>483882972Room going up.
>>483884913>how do I stop getting outgunned by short range shooters?You swooce right in. Tetras keep firing while they slide, most shooters are unable to track you before you zero them>>483884815>tfw still no elite kelp hatSuffering
/v/ is making a PB in 2 hours, wanna invite ourselves in?
Salmon Room 2/4
>>483885601Nah, that'd be a faggot move.
Salmon 3/4, currently Wave 1.
>>483885376Fuck, will join after you done.
>>483885930Opening up soon.
>>483885668Send an invite.
Salmon Room full.
>>483884913>same firepower as zap when rolled>keep shooting when rolling>almost impossible to hit for most weapons>uwaaah it doesn't oneshot terrible weapon why can't i just press button and winabsolute fucking squeezerbrain
Open Room upJoin
>>483887129chargerbrain but closewhen I shoot people they should die. hate this bullshit where I have to card count on how many shots hit someone or if their teammates tanked shots for them
>>483887847kill yourself
>>483887847>no oneHmAt the hour maybe
GG's Slim!
>>483888645GGs!SR 3/4
What mask do I wear?
>>483888723you
>>483888952The nightmare fuel
>>483889116But it's weird for a yeb to wear a woomy mask
>>483887847>absolutely no oneThough luck, room cancelled
>>483688915THANK YOU FOR CARRYING ME MS. SKY
>>483889267Would you woomy?I'd woomy.I'd woomy hard.
GGs Salmon Runners!
GGs SR comrades!
GGs fshs!
sr in 20 min anyone?
>>483894237Yes!
sr open 3/4>>483894460
>>483896561Aight I will join
>>483894237Yo
Is the newest Super Monkey Ball good?
Never mind I don't want to room snipe
>>483896609>>483896609w2 opening soon
>>483896609>>483896612opening
>>483897434holy fucking shit these all look so fucking good...
>>483897434Good way to rig the game even more.
>>483897434>you have to decide between earning more clout (meaningless) or something that benefits you (more exp/cash)yeah, no.
GGs SR
3/4>>483898660small fry cone looks absolutely delicious and maws a good option to share>>483898854doesnt clout only influence how much it takes you to get splatfest ranks?and king kills is only useful to farm scales>>483900267gggggggggggggsssssssssssss P
>>483900624I want every single one, but save the popcorn ones for a movie
Not getting Kraken a lot in SR these days
>>483884815acht's ass would never be able to get that kelp let's be realistic here
>>483903173>make the hot choco girl gaywhy would nogami do this?
>>483903173MARINA MY BELOVED...
>>483903832>hate male characters at all times>just not when it comes to the waifusat least he's consistent
gggggggggggggssssssssssssss N and moonrunesawesome gold kings>>483902246chilli, butter and... what would be the blue ones?
GGs SR crew!2 Kings 2 Gold Scales, I am satisfied
>>483903173is she pregnant here
>>483904326Blueberry, blue raspberry, blue flavor, something sweet probablyBig man's might be butter but it could also be something sour pickle flavor
>>483904489hmmm.. so they are a thing, interesting
Not even with a rented ceph.
>>483905097youd be surprised at just how many flavors you can find visiting your local popcorn shop alone or something
>>483781457Hi rz! *waves*
Yeppi.
Weaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
How to use blender?I want to make cephs wear Ninjala costumes..
anyone up for slomming for 1 king?
>>483909642i can join
>>483909810Room up.
bros when the fuck did we get these
>>483909901SR 2/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>483909939This morning. Hope you like the hat of choice for trolling clanfags
>>483910095I'd be down to fight some salmon
>>483905159hammerhead zones ain’t that bad desu
>>483910990Opening.
>nono is in a PBWho are you playing with?
>>483911547I can fill that last spot
>>483911884Opening.
>Jabu-Jabu's Belly took way too long to complete Fucking hell!Anyway, anyone down to fish?
>>483905159>acquire explosher>stand on top of the gorge???>profit!
Fine... It's not like I wanted to play or anything
>>483914040I might.
>>483914040>hammerhead/scorch zonestempting, but no
>>483914040Yea
>>483912681>>483914181>Samus Returns took way to long to completeFucking hell!I’ll fish with you
GGs SR.
gggggggggssssssssssss sr
GGs SR crew
would you still love your woomy if she loved other woomies?
>>4839140404/4
>>483915643I’d encourage it
>>483915643I am my woomy and I love other woomies.
>>483915643there are actual cucks in this general
>>483915643In an ideal world woomies would be the only sentient things roaming the land.
>>483915643My woomy is a yeb enjoyer
wow this game is actually dead.
>>483916746How many times have you faced them?
>>4839170303 so far.
>>4839170303 times in the first 18 minutes.
I should retvrn to woomy.
>>483917402Return?Revert?
My woomy is Aroace :^)
>>483911686Teehee I've been places
Extreme faggotry in display.
>>483917783Who are these people?
At this point it's just obnoxious
>>483918609Too much chip damage, the shitty CRB just gets free kills.
>>483918662Sorry I have no idea what you're talking about, I was referring to a few posts above
>>483918772Oh, that.
>>483918609Agreed, footfags are insufferable cretins.
>>483918772Please quote the posts you're referring to or stop shitting the thread with your dramafagging
when she bust a nut but shiver keeps sucking
>>483917783Isn't that /v/
>>483905848Remember getting this green apple flavor that was practically addicting. Good amount of sour flavor to it
>>483920509now I want some, fuck you anon
>>483920509for me it's cheddar jalapeno
White cheddar, butter, and caramel :^D
GGs Open.
GGs open.
>>483920509>>483920623dammit, same. I'd annihilate some fancy flavored popcorn right now
Let it beginLet it end
>>483689302beebo!!
no more splatoon
more splatoon, more woomy, more veemo, more weyyo
>>483922604no yebby?
I hate how risky hack doesn't make just going full color palette yield more prlz. Less prlz just for going with a risky hack but building for fun instead of same color bonus yielding less than going full hacks and all color.
>>483923267yebby is...allowed.
>>483923289just use risky with maxed out floor reset and chip bias hacks enabledyou'll still get a crazy multiplier
when you get splatted once and almost have heart attack
>>483923289Went with full red chips with roller the other dayNever again, that one protect the zone map with the 2 zones separated by uninkable floor was pure suffering. I had to count on rarely discs to make it work. Never had enough ink despite oneshotting everything
New>>483926491>>483926491>>483926491
woomy in the darkall alone at the shorelineready to drift off
