Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!/smbg/ #203 - Brothership Edition-------->Mario News and Releases<「!」Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door has officially released!Future Release Dates:「!」Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD releases on June 27th, 2024「!」Super Mario Party Jamboree releases on October 17th, 2024「!」Mario & Luigi: Brothership releases on November 7th, 2024「!」Donkey Kong Country Returns HD releases on January 16th, 2025「!」Mario Movie 2 -potentially- releases on April 3rd, 2026Current News Links:「!」Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD - Overview Trailer (ENG)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PVeXriFVrw 「!」Super Mario Party Jamboree Officially Revealedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKp9cD4e8ac 「!」Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD - 6/18 Nintendo Direct Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErKyTHfBqwU 「!」Donkey Kong Country Returns HD Officially Revealedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdjam3yHC-4 「!」Mario & Luigi: Brothership Officially Revealedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5I3DcapElQ ---->General Paisano Linkshttps://www.mariowiki.com/https://www.suppermariobroth.com/>Netplay Guidehttps://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)https://smaghetti.com/>SM64 Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)https://romhacking()com/>Etc. InterestPost any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!Post gameplay videos!Share your Strikers club and builds!----Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO1VV8SONXI----OP Template: https://rentry.org/kh7oy/raw----Previous World: >>483222227
First for Waluigi
I love Luigi!
Kill Luigi.
Luigi goods? https://store-jp.nintendo.com/feature_luigi_set.html
>>483756761drinking his green cum out of that glass
>>483757061This thing with you and Luigi's supposed green cum has already gotten old and you should not only stop, but feel bad, too.
>>483757127it's not my thing, and what do you think Gooigi is made of anon
>>483757392Coffee.
Why is ignorance is bliss such a top tier mario song
Princess Peach sucking off Bowser while she winks at Mario watching in the corner
>>483754374No LM2 OP pic?OP not even updated to recognize that LM2 is out?It really is over Luigibros..
>>483758231Bro.. the last thread?
>>483758032>implying they wouldn’t eiffel tower peach
>>483758032Mariobros...we have truly lost...>>483759232Bowserbros won
>>483758032Bowser would NEVER fuck Peach, at heart he's a purityfag
>>483763748>implying his Koopa Cock doesn't get hard for her Peaches
>>483764556Yes, but at the same time he's a simp and an idolfag, not unlike the kind of people who browse /vt/
Smash through the blocks that bar your wayNo time for fear just let it all fall away
>>483763748That nigga literally pretended Peach was his baby mama, he wants the peachussy
>>483758032>Princess Peach sucking off Bowser while she winks at Mario watching in the corner>>483762224>Mariobros...we have truly lost...>Bowserbros wonthen Bowser woke up.
Don't let's start this shit again
>>483773123nah he was smart, he knew he could get that child support payment from a princess
These two are just cute.
>>483773543But he didn't in the end.
>Konnichiwa Ruiji-san it's a me マリオ
>The Boo in the mission Sticky Situation had its name changed from Ooga Booga to Boothoven, a nod to the classical composer Beethoven, as the Boo is hiding in a piano.Mm.
>>483776303>Ah no no no see vetera el borocone teno done de fratollo mio amarato toro sorei baro.
Modern or classic?
>>483779121The answer is never not classic no matter what the context of the question is.
>>483779121Modern, also that classic is a very half-assed edit.
It still amazes me how they nailed Gooigi. Before launch I thought he'd slow down or ruin the single player experience because he's clearly a multiplayer mechanic, but he works equally as well on both modes.
I still can't cope with Martinet's departureAnd I specially can't see the movie without crying when Mario's dad goes "these are my boys".God the new guy SUUUUCKS and he'll suck out all the soul of em in the next M&L game.
>>483781959Don't blame the voice actor so much, it's the voice directors who ultimate choose what takes to use.
Rubbing Luigi's big pregnant belly...
atootsapatato
>>483782469Oh yeh!
>I think the voice cracks add a lot of character to mario
What is your biggest accomplishment in a Mario game? I just mastered Mario 2, it took amongst other things killing Bowser with fire in every world, beating the game with Luigi, killing 100 enemies in world 9 etc., it took over 15 hours but I am so proud
>>483781959This. People are hard coping but after Brothership launches fans will march in the streets asking for Martinet's return
>>483783181Holy shell, you ate, drank and shat SMB2, amazing work, anon! I cant even beat the vanilla SMB1 lmao. That must have taken a lot of blood, sweat and tears to achieve.>What is your biggest accomplishment in a Mario game?100%ing SMBDX, getting all 120 stars in Mario64 (that is an achievement to me), 100%ing Miniland Mayhen and 100%ing Yoshi's Island (that is also an achievement to me all things considered). Also, I dont know if I remember right, but I think I also beat all Nintendo ghost times in Mario Kart Wii, but my memory is fuzzy about it.
>>483783327>after Brothership launches fans will march in the streets asking for Martinet's returnIf Kevin's godawful Wario performance in Move It wasn't enough for everyone to demand his resignation, nothing will be. No matter how bad it gets people will find a way to excuse or justify it. Most consoomers genuinely have less than zero standards these days.
Daisy, my beloved.
>>483781959>>483783327>>483785103I genuinely dread hearing his Waluigi when Jamboree drops.
>>483782632Oh yEAh mAReeOh TaIM!>He just has to get used to the role, give him some time
>>483785103>nintendo finally reveals a brand-new wario land game for their new console>gameplay, art style and music all look like the best thing you've ever seen>but wario sounds like this the entire timehttps://youtube.com/shorts/ht0gchkLXOc
>>483787539Jesus fucking Christ.He didn't even try.
kevin's luigi is good
>>483787539
Wario Ware Move It flopped because of Kevin Afghanistan's piss poor Wario voice
>trump winslol
>>483786468>waluigi speaks>the switch speakers break make sure to mute the audio anon
>>483787539Wario is dead
>>483783327What the fuck really happened to where Nintendo put him out to pasture?Nintendo decided to become cheap fucks and stop paying an increasing return fee or did his personal life get exposed?
>>483790867He's fucking old anon. He's stated a few times that the voices are rough on his throat and it's probably gotten worse over time.
His literal penis leaked over a decade ago and /v/ of all people kept quiet about it
>>483793101Same logic as the train scene in Spider-Man 2.
>>483793225Exactly. Point is we're never going to know and it's not what anyone says it was because they never even pretended to provide a softball explanation for why he's gone.
"Covid. I skibidi with. Um. Dealing with, everything we have to do with, uh, look...if we finally beat Princess Peach."-Kevin Afghani's Wario
>>483793101>>483793225WhatI only knew of an alleged gay dating site profile Martinet was in
Gay hookups personal, not going into more detail, only brought it up because there's no record of it and nobody will believe it
>>483793101source?
>>483794626Ain't no source. You were either on the train or you weren't.
No source, no deal.
Nobody wants a deal. It's lost history because we wanted it to be.
>>483791658Right after Nintendo made the news official, he did a Q&A at a convention and implied he wasn't retiring from voice acting as a whole. There's also that interview from 2021 where he straight-up said he wanted to voice Mario until he dropped dead if possible. It's definitely not as cut-and-dry as "He's getting old and wanted to stop."But ultimately we'll never truly know what happened. I have to say it's all a bit sketchy, though. Knowing all this along with that thing about him not even knowing what "Mario Ambassador" means reminds me an awful lot of what Disney tried to do with Kermit the Frog's previous actor when they dropped him:https://youtu.be/OdCVLPTiYtg>...They were also offering me things that I sort of called "consolation prizes"... Umm, they were gonna honor me, give me Disney Legends awards, things like that. But that required signing an NDA, and what they really wanted was for me to frame this as "I moved on"... and, "I retired"... And, it was just disingenuous, I couldn't bring myself to do it.I think Charles was offered with something similar and didn't want to look like a bad guy causing big drama with a falling-out and/or lose ties with Nintendo. You remember how he didn't even show up to the movie's premiere and still hadn't even watched it as of a few months later, yet showed up to a Dragon Ball movie dub he voiced in all decked out in cosplay. There's definitely some other side to the story we'll never hear.
WAKE UP Princess Toadstool
Never say never. I'm sure there'll be some kind of investigation twenty or so years down the line from some amateur detective youtuber.
I love Luigi
>mario mandate affects everything except the voicesThis is ridiculous no Toadsworth allowed no interesting character designs allowed but voice cracks aplenty are "AY OKAY". What the heck is point of simplifying the Mario universe anyways? Even Disney isn't this bland.
>>483800374I want to put my hands through his hair.
>>483802873I believe it's been explained before: Nintendo has this rule they abide by where they make sure that everyone, no matter who they are, or what their background is, can Enjoy Nintendo® Products as much as humanly possible. Because they don't already have quite the inarguable nostalgic foothold (and money-related saving nets) that the mouse has enjoyed for just over 100 years now, this amounts to sanding off nearly every possible imperfect edge they can, so the final product is, on some level, universally enjoyable no matter who you are.
>>483803239This. Before Nintendo had a Q&A team and a PR market testing team, we got experimental ludo like SMB2 For Super Players only for hardcore fans and NOT for the general public
>>483803239You have every flavor Yoshi but they keep neutering the Toads for some reason. Buckle Berry and Aluakbar Gold isn't enough we need Kinopio-kun (green toad), and all the other damn colors for gods sakes. Nintendo underestimates the appeal of the Toads they're basically the Smurfs. How do you one up the Smurfs? You make the Snorks and now you got more colors. THIS is why we need Toadsworth you can't have Japan Smurfs without a Papa Smurf.
Think about it. Mickey Mouse, Popeye, Smurfs... All under one umbrella.... Honestly I dunno how they haven't figured it out yet. Easy monopoly.
I'm telling you man Mario's been using spaces ships every now, and then. A mario head planet, a hat ship. That's his popeye boat. Bowser... Donkey Kong... Thats Brutus but it also doubles as Pete from Mickey Mouse. Smash Bros? That's Kingdom Hearts without the cringe lore. It's all there all that's left is Smurfs we need Toadsworth back. What comes after Smurfs? Scooby Doo. What is Scooby Doo? Luigi's Mansion. Then who's Scooby? Polterpup obviously! Which makes Luigi Shaggy. YES Polterpup needs a bigger presence in Luigi's Mansion 4 I'm telling you man the monopoly is right there. Easy win.
sorry for the offtopic question but i have nowhere else to ask this. im emulating a link between worlds on the citra and got to the first dungeon. but now when i load a save it fucking crashes. any idea how to fix this? the citra support/forms fucking cloudflare anytime i try to search for it and the only fix (disable shaders or something) that i can read in the descriptions dont do shit?
>>483804803Do you have streetpass data on it?
>>483803986You have to remember that the minds in charge of Nintendo are basically alien in nature. They remain only dimly aware of what the Internet is and how it impacts their business. They were using fucking Windows 95 computers until a couple years ago. The Nintendo corporation is literally older than Bram Stoker's novel Dracula, and thus the very concept of Dracula. It's a wonder they grasp electronics well enough to make games. They are Azathoth, the blind idiot god dreaming the universe.
>>483779121Classic Mario would look like SM64 promo art (best looking classic Mario).Turbo Classic would look like SMB1 (with the original palette colors), and look slightly more realistic/a less stylized human.Extreme Mega Classic would look like Donkey Kong game Mario/Jumpman.
>>483804803/emugen/ could be of help
>>483805425i did set that up on my last session. it did feel like a retarded thing to do when i was setting it up lol.
>>483806160ah thanks ill check that out
>>483806160>>483805425>>483806230huh i guess im a fucking retard and should have just tried to open the blank file to see if it would load. guess ill have to run through the beginning again not do the streetpass. thanks for the suggestion!
>>483807465There it is. Luigi's green cum.
>>483807465>oooooh burgerrrrrr
>>483807465>mushrooms on the mario burger
Ugh, mushrooms
>*sigh* I sure wish the Star Burger was open. I could go for a Mario Bacon Burger, a large order of crinkle cut fries, an orange soda with no ice, and a piece hot star bit pie.
>tonight's episode: The Anon's Barely-Disguised Fetish
Reminder that SMB2 For Super Players the first video game ever to have unlockable bonus worlds and enemies you use as platforms to jump from. Doki Doki niggers think "peach's float ability" is a bigger influence on gaming
>>483808920>n-wordI sure hope you have the pass
Would people forgive Starlow if she came back like this?
>>483810742nope
>>483810742A pretty face can't hide the ugliness within.
>>483808920>niggersLet's-a-go!
So can people explain why Dark Moon HD is getting treated more harshly (ie docking points for being too similar despite the game being a total upgrade) than The Thousand Year Door demake which is arguably worse than the original in both 30 fps gameplay and worse writing? Is it purely game journos being culture war hacks?
>>483810742The only people who hate Starlow are insecure virgins who see themselves in Luigi.
>>483817494What about toads?
>>483817464Don't forget the slow as fuck text int he demake, which is a big deal in an rpg.
>>483817464TTYD is a beloved game, while Luigi's Mansion 2 is far from it. The only people who liked Luigi's Mansion 2 are those who really liked the Scarescraper. Otherwise, nobody really liked it. Luigi's Mansion 3 saved the franchise.
>>483817837>Otherwise, nobody really liked it.Bullshit, Dark Moon has the best puzzles in the series and great mansion variety. LM3 just casualized the series for game journos but Dark Moon HD also makes the controls feel closer to LM3 so even braindead game journos can play it.
>>483817464>>483817687This is why.
>>483817995Your argument is Dark Moon isn't an old enough game to foster enough nostalgia?
>>483817995So is Donkey Kong Country Returns in nostalgia territory?
>>483817975Drop Dark Moon. Not even Nintendo calls it that now. Luigi's Mansion 2 is the worst Luigi's Mansion game with the worst structure because of missions, and comes from a console generation when Nintendo were putting out shovelware like Federation Force and Codename Steam instead of what people actually wanted. The monkeypaw generation. You wanted a new Mario Kart? Half the roster is Koopalings, babies and power ups. You wanted a new Luigi's Mansion? It's a weird mission based game now. You wanted a new Star Fox? Take another 64 rehash that forces you to use the Wii U gamepad. You wanted a new Metroid? Here's Federation Force, have fun playing with balls.
>>483818085It's in the dead zone compared to TTYD, 11 years vs 20.>>48381844614 years old this November, so yes.
>>483818732Mario Kart 8 is widely regarded as the best in the series. LM2 is a fantastic game, it has an 86 on Metacritic just like LM3. Wii U was the best time to be a Nintendo fan, you're a shit-eating casual. Half of the Switch's library is Wii U ports
>>483819430>Half of the Switch's library is Wii U portsPretty much everything but the Zelda remasters is on it.
>>483819430>Mario Kart 8 is widely regarded as the best in the series.After the Switch fixed Mario Kart 8. Back when Mario Kart 8 came out, it was a bright spot in the sea of nothing that was on the Wii U at the time, but it rightfully received a lot of shit about it's roster and gameplay stuff. >LM2 is a fantastic gameGood joke. Especially about thinking reviews magically change the quality of the game.>Wii U was the best time to be a Nintendo fanDon't be a nostalgiafag. The Wii U was the worst time to be a Nintendo fan. The only fanbases who got half decent games were Pikmin and DK. And even then, it looked like Pikmin was doomed because of Hey! Pikmin o the 3DS. 3D World also had to be salvaged by the Switch and given gameplay improvements, so I can't even say it's a good Wii U game, just a decent Switch game.
I liked LM2 more than LM3 desu
Daisy, no! You can't use kingdom resources like that! No one would buy Luigi figures!
>>483822279She's an oil baron, she can afford it.
>>483822279I would.
>>483820202>salvagedby making the character speed absolutely broken for casuals to easily breeze through the levels?
>>483803709Shut the fuck up retard
Look at this cute stringbean.
>>483823979In the Wii U version, it was like characters were moving in slow motion. The only reason I bothered to pick up the Switch version was because I had learned they had the sense to fix character speed.
Is there any reason to get LM2 HD if I already 100%d it on 3DS and own LM3?
>>483832741only if you buy it physical, you get to own a luigi and put it next to the other luigiyou can also play scarescraper with me once i get the game
>>483833261No thanks then, I already spent the money on Tsukihime which released yesterday and I need to save for the FSN switch release, I care more about owning them than the lazy LM2 port
just saw someone on xitter claim that the LM2 remaster is worse than the GTA trilogy remaster and it got nearly 100 likesand then I look at the actual game and it's the same from 3DS but the models have higher polygon count and there's no new bugs.
>>483834508At least the GTA Trilogy remaster is a collection of remasters of games people actually like. But don't cry about Twitter here.
>>483836628>At least the GTA Trilogy remaster is a collection of remasters of games people actually likeThat's the worst part, they're bastardized versions that got mocked for how shitty they looked and how hilariously buggy they were. LM2HD is just the game in HD.
Looking back at the Sonic Frontiers concept leak which included Mario Odyssey 2 as a concept, it makes me think why they decided to scrap/abandon the idea of a sequel.Did the audience at the meeting not like the idea of a sequel, or did Nintendo just not wanna bother with it? Is it still in development for the Switch 2 or are they doing something completely new.The fact that we're potentially just months away from knowing is exciting, we haven't really heard from Koizumi in a while outside of Directs, especially now that the only thing he works on is 3D Mario.
>>483838302Odyssey is a concept that feels like it entirely hinges on the novelty of it all. Doing it twice makes it lose it's luster.
>>483779121Modern Mario looks goofy as fuck. They modeled him after a toddler. Mario 3 & N64 Mario best Mario.
>>483817464The issue with Luigi Mansion 2 HD is that it's a lazy remaster. Every other Nintendo remaster/remake at this point offered something new to the table for old players to double-dip.>Skyward Sword HD had improved controls and insta-teleport option>SM3DW had improved controls, online play AND a entire separate mode called "Bowser's Fury">MK8D has more players + new DLC >Link's Awakening remake had a dungeon creator>Mario vs DK remake had improved graphics, non-compressed voicelines, and stage creator >NSMBUD had Toadette playable >Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker had new stages>SMRPG remake had QoLs updates and battle options >TTYD remake has new badges, secret bosses, and can easily switch partners nowMeanwhile Luigi Mansion 2 HD has literally nothing to different itself from the original. There's no QoLs, new content, or even something like co-op during the main campaign. The only reason to even pick the HD remaster is for the online multiplayer aspect, which is something I don't think it will be remotely populated as the original since most people don't care for this HD remaster or waiting for the Switch 2.
I tried doing Wario's voice but I think I'm worse than the new guyhttps://voca.ro/1bJg35iNEtDw
>>483838302People most likely aren't that interested, Odyssey was very overrated and it will be more fun for something new.
>>483846926>aren't that interestedlol, odyssey is the highest selling 3d mario get off that copium
>>483848090NSMB sold more so that must mean that everyone wants more sequels of that
>>483848773I mean yeah?
>>483836628It's just normies coping with their buyers remorse the gta trilogy is fuck ugly but normies are too dumb to pirate the old games.>What about their old physical games?They're normies they probably lost or broke their old discs or hell they probably broke their old console.
>>483849692>normiesYou're as much as a normalfaggot as them
Hot take but the only good wario voice was that german guy in MK64 every other wario interpretation even charles martinet's (except for his wario laugh that's actually good) kinda sucks. Warios a fat guy his voice should've never been high pitched.
>>483850524Isn't Martinet's Wario voice deep though?
>>483850051
>>483850965meh I always felt it could've been deeperhttps://youtu.be/t7speAi0FyQ?si=LPobXUnMXh6WmjX3
>>483810742Yes but she needs to keep her naked-with-shoes-on look in her new form.
There's little chance anyone here knows this, but do the recent Umbrella Entertainment releases of the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie contain the extended cut found on Archive.org? It says it has "deleted scenes," but I can't find out if it's the same cut or a similar project.
What’s the best game in every Mario sports series?
>>483851851>oh yeah, no money.What the fuck does he do with all of his money? Shove it up his ass? Is he playing the WarioWare shove it up your own ass game?
>>483757392Bean juice.
>>483841889Mario 3 is just Kotabe Mario.
>>483863571he eats it
>>483864595>eat gold, shit gold
https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1806745641646772266babe you've haven't touched your Luigi's Mansion 2 HD Super Mario Run missions
Well….>got gold badge>finished all the Troubles>beat Prince Mush and Whacka>redid Glitz pit>read all Luigi’s stories and books>read the shady rat guy’s tales and oil rat’s diary>spent all star pieces on the last of the badges>collected all art and music, reviewed it allI guess there is truly nothing left to do. I’m still tempted to max out at least BP, since I want to equip every badge I want. But I probably should move onto the another game. But man, I love this game.
>>483845160sounds like shit anon
>>483863289The ones that came out while (You), yes (You) were growing up.
Why did they change the title of Luigi's Mansion 2? Is it considered racist?
>>483808467>THAT is a fetishWhenever I think my fixation for blondies is bad, I just have to remember people have worse fetishes...
>>483876423because the real name is Luigi's Mansion 2, Dark Moon was a NoA name because they thought no one would remember the original Luigi's Mansion.>Is it considered racist?I don't know, are you considered retarded?
>>483876702Doesn't Mario also have a fetish for blondes?
Old draw.Can you recognize this landscape? Can you FEEL it?
>>483876702>posting food is a fetish nowyou people have no joy my god if anything this says more about you people than me
>AIIIIEEEE THE FOOD PORN NOOO I'M GOING INSANE!!! HELP ME JANNY!get a grip guys
>>483877891>if anything this says more about you people than meAs someone who advocates for using "skeletons in your closet" against people making things needlessly weird over harmless gags, I say you are full of shit trying to play coy over this one lmfao.
>>483876423It was Luigi's Mansion 2 everywhere outside of your pig pen.
>>483878430imagine being at foodso perverted you look and see porn
>>483877249I dont think liking blondes can be considered a fetish per se, and even if, I dont think Mario would be into blondies specifically. Just because he likes Peach doesnt mean he has a thing for blondies. Heck, he could like Peach for any other reason other than her being a blondie.I remember one anon made the argument that he may be into (taller) women with some form of high social status (Paulie and Peach fit these criteria).
>>483879414yeah Pauline isn't blonde she used to be but that got changed yeah that anon is a fake fan
Why do Arlo's live reactions always sound so sexual? They're deeply embarrassing besides.
>>483869054What's with the Mario Run revival all of a sudden?
>>483877891>posting food is a fetishNo, but posting about the same specific scenario of Rosalina eating burgers bigger than her head over and over definitely seems like one.
>>483879907With Tour ending service, Run is currently the only mobile dogshit slop Mario title that they have to actively work on. It being bog-standard and simple means that they can do a lot more with a lot less, too.
>>483880514Tour has not ended service.
I will never download Mario Run >:^( you will never get me to spend 9.99 on an auto runner cookierun over break clone Mr. Nintendo.
>>483880617Ended service, no longer getting regular updates, same diff. Got my terminology mixed up.
>>483878996Not american and also you wouldn't have Super Mario if it weren't for America
>>483880617daisyfag
>>483881706nigga what
>>483882208There are some people I'm convinced it's mostly one person in this general who obsessively hate Daisy and accuse random anons of being thisfag and thatfag whenever anything tangientally related to her pops up in conversation. She's in Mario Run, so that anon probably thinks you only care about the game because of that. Would not be surprised if it's the same anon who shits on Wonder for similar reasons.>tl;drMental illness, or someone who is just really, really bored. Either wait, just ignore and move on.
>>483882208>>483883992i'm not whoever you think i am, i just swung and probably missed because i thought it would be funny
>>483883992You're as bad
>fawfulfag on twitter is complaining about lack of ocs on newer mario partyjust came by his tweet by accident when looking at a thread about the boards lmaonigga's obsessed
>>483884357Just informing a confused anon.
>>483884505He ascended to Valhalla with his canon trans Vivian in all versions of the retconned remake and he's bitching about no OCs in a fucking NDCube Mario Party game?
>>483885958Well, if you give his kind an inch, they'll want the whole yardstick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0O8pGxqDcg
>>483881632>you wouldn't have Super Mario if it weren't for AmericaWe would, he would just be called something different.
Yuros getting uppity again
Mario is italian
But he's also from Brooklyn.
>>483886613you would have mario the idea but not mario the man
We as a society don't devote nearly enough thought to Luigi cumming.
But he also has his Yoshi Island origins, so he'd probably just be Super Nigel the stereotypically British Plumber.
yoshis island is brooklyn and the mushroom kingdom is jersey that means delfino plaza is florida then what would bowsers dark land be?
>>483887263Okay, but how much time would that take away from Luigi crying?
>>483887263I do, probably more than is considered healthy.
>>483887813>the developers in an interview literally laughed when they heard it was the year of luigithey really do just hate him I'm glad they got shut down
>>483887763>darkie land>home of evil people who dream of world conquestDC
>>483879907>>483869054>>483880514Can we talk about how these fucking event missions are actually pretty hard? I thought this would be piss easy shit. The Paper Mario missions were annoying too.
>>483879848Glad I’m not the only one who thought this. Sometimes I listen to his reacts and felt like I just had sex with the man
>>483889915I kinda did in the previous threadThey're very contrived and difficult, they go against the core design of the levels
I’m at a point in 64 where almost every star I spend like 1 hour trying to find before caving and looking at a guide. Did people actually figure all this out on their own back in the day
>>483890507Anon, no offense, but you might just be bad at video games.
>>483890507It's a game for babies...
>>483888391>>the developers in an interview literally laughed when they heard it was the year of luigiHOLY BASED
>>483892603Why is she so mad?
>>483890507I don't remember using a guide for 64 when I was younger.
>>483890507I never 100%'d the game when I was younger, I just kept going at it and choosing the same stars over and over for infinite replayability.Young brains are so easy to entertain I wish I was a kid again.
>>483887957Where do you want him to deposit it?
>>483890178And you know the puppet will be a participant. >those edging whimpers when they showed Prime 4
>>483895456Deep inside where it belongs.
Besides Bowser and Kamek, what other villains/antagonists could you guys see appearing in the next movie?
>>483893820Have you seen how much shitflinging there is in here just for being a fan of her?
>>483897965The runtime again
>>483897965Wart if they go the Mario 2 USA route.
>>483897965I've got all my money on the Wario Acquaintances.
>>483898501Very poor choice given naive little Nintendo thinking Yoshi was worth a tease over them already.
>>483899767Trust me, I've got a good feeling about this.
Fact: SMB1/2 Fire Mario is not wearing a suit, he is naked and sunburnt. This is why Fire Luigi looks the same too.
>>483898303_______________You bring it upon yourselves.____________________________________________________ ____ ______ _____________________________________________________
>>483903536No.
>>483903827Yes.
>>483900790Fire Luigi looks different in SMB Deluxe though.
>>483898303To be fair, it's because Daisy fans always cause trouble. You can't blame people for noticing.
>>483904772So you're a Daisy fan, then? Because it certainly seems like you're trying to cause trouble right now.
>>483906027He's right, you know.
>>483906027You certainly aren't beating the stereotype.
All you're doing is proving >>483898303 right.
>>483906621Sure.
>>483906621That's just the eternal victim complex that Daisyfags have.
>>483906621>>483907095 <--- this desu
I like Daisy.
HOW DOES KOOPS PUT ON HIS JACKETANSWER ME /SMBG/
>>483908191Take off shellPut on jacketPut on shell
>>483908191Simple: we've already established that Koopa Shells are a non-biological armor impement. We can then infer that, if needed, they could also come apart in two halves - the underbelly, and the actual "shell" part. Thus, Koops (and any other Koopa who deigns to dress up beyond a shell) needs merely to put it on underneath the shell before he snaps it on, paying careful attention to ensure that it doesn't get caught in the seam where it snaps.
>>483908191Koopas all use shells as another piece of clothing.From SMW onwards they have been shown to use an undershirt or some boxers like in Yoshi's Island.So I'm sure Koops just puts it on before putting his shell.
I just realized the Daisyfagging fiasco in this general is both a fabricated drama and a self fulfilling prophecy instigated by:A. People who are traumatized by lousy Daisyfags from the past. B. Trolls and falseflaggers just fucking up with the general.C. Both the above at the same time.And immediately followed by people who cant continue discussion in a civil manner and not fall for baits, such as:A. People who really like Daisy, annoyed that their favorite princess is constantly targeted.B. People who are traumatized by lousy Daisyfags from the past, again. C. Falseflaggers and Trolls just fucking up with the general, again.If you asses could just shut the fuck up and started identifying malicious arguments that lead to obviously nowhere but disasters, maybe we wouldnt need to deal with "Daisyfags" ""causing"" """"troubles"""". Seriously, this is the shipping fiasco all over again, except the majority of the active shippers of the general actually got the memo and began ignoring the trolls, falseflaggers and metafags and just minded their own business. Cant you fuckers do the same? Are you seriously going to tell me the shipfags are better than you at behaving?!
>>483911853Memoryman poisoned the well for Daisyfags everywhere. It'd take a lot to get me to view Daisyfags as normal waifufags.
>>483911853>lousy Daisyfags from the pastYou say that like they're extinct and don't live in this general.
>>483911853/kdg/ has the same problem. A lot of it would be solved by people learning to ignore shitposters.
>posted the same image of his waifus again award
>>483912021>Poisoned the wellYeah, that's a fitting definition for this whole situation.Still, you can be traumatized over Daisyfags all you want, but you really dont need to join the bandwagon of people who make a fuss about it, cause you'd be part of the problem.>>483912120Havent seen the first one in a while, most I've seen causing problem are traumatized anons and falseflaggers/trolls. Last Daisyfag I remember was the one that always got livid when anons told him the "not your wife" phrase.>>483912491>inb4 Adeline is the problem character of the Kirby generalGoddammit. (Cute image though).
Hey at least I'M not getting shat on (pretend there's a geno picture here my country is ISP banned)
>>483914060I gotchu
>>483914060I gotchu, Genofag.>Verification not required.
>>483897965Wario most likely but he won't be the main villain. More like a hired gun with a grudge against Mario.
>Guatemalanon is probably that one anon who gets really pissed if you don't think Geno is the greatest thing since sliced bread
>>483914191No I just think he's cool, but I also don't like how you shit on him
>>483908606The only weird thing is how the front of Bowser's shell doesn't attach to the back at all. For the Koopalings, it only happens when they get hit and spin around to drag out the fight.
>>483914159>>483914167gotchumind
>>483914159>>483914167Thanks anoncitos
>>483914607There's just not a lot there, especially if 25+ years of hype leads you to think otherwise.
Mario! HYAAAALP!
>/smbg/ hates vivian>also /smbg/ hates memory manhuh??? but you guys have the same views!
>>483916953We are not a hivemind
>>483917092Unlike Daisyfags.
what the fuck is a memory man
>>483917197Foot fetishist Daisyfag who perfectly encapsulates everything wrong with them as a whole.
>>483914191Also I just realized anyone can easily identify me any time I mention I can't post pictures lol
>>483917197Someone I had the displeasure to share a discord server with.
>>483917287I see now. It all clicks into place. Everything makes sense.
>>483917713>Daisyfag is also a discord userLol, lmao
>>483917791Nearly everyone here uses other forms of social media and not just 4chan, and no I'm not a "daisyfag" this was a strikers server.
>>483911853>Are you seriously going to tell me the shipfags are better than you at behaving?!I guess you didn't even have to ask that question.
>>483917921My bad then
I’d suck Vivian’s dick
Mario is gay.
>>483903887Enough fighting.
>>483919979Enough denial.
>>483913520>>inb4 Adeline is the problem character of the Kirby generalUnfortunately, and it may be a bit worse than this. People in /kdg/ were actually being obtuse enough to associate Adeleine with the shitposting for a while, and often tried to shoot down all discussion around her. All because whoever was intentionally stirring up shit against her also had the nerve to falseflag as one of her degenerates.Wouldn't be surprised if the main culprit has an association here.
>>483920280Ado is the Ashley of the Kirby fanbase, anon, what did you expect? You can't write everything off as falseflaggers just because it might make you look bad.
>>483898501>>483914182wario can't carry the main villain role for the movie
>>483920147Enough denial about fighting.
>>483920762kdg actually does have a falseflagger problem. like outside ado controversy.
>>483920916I didn't deny that it was happening.
https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzL9wpZ3
How much do you wanna bet that a Daisyfag made that poll so that the other side looks like extremists and they can whine about it?
And there's strawpollfag, right on schedule
>>483920280This thing with you and the victim complex is getting a bit silly.
>tfw the shipfags are actually better at behavingWhat are the odds nobody in the current shitshow even has an opinion about Daisy?If you like Daisy just ignore the shitshow, keep posting your girl and mind your own business, nobody on their right mind should, theoretically, be on your throat about it unless they are some of these dramafagging faggot.
The King Boofag is behind this.
>I wonder what's going on in /smbg/ right now?>Ah. I see. Nothing at all.
You hate Daisyfags because of shitposters.I hate Daisyfags because I hate Daisy.We are not the same.
>>483921856No, no, we are.
>>483921856>>483921894Hating people is bad.
>>483922029Not if it's the right people.
>>483922089Would you hate Mario?
>>483921809>a filterfag on /smbg/maybe reddit or twitter is more your speed, weakling.
Fucking hell. Can the Mariofag shut up about Daisyfags already? So fucking annoying.
>>483922746Mario is not the right people to hate.
>>483922880The Mariofag just said not to hate daisyfags, schizo.
>Mariofag out of nowhere>(again)
>>483922880just ignore or report them
>>483922880>the (X)fagUsual schizo spotted
>>483922845Oh, not at all. Those are manually hidden.
>>483923129>samefagging after wrongly blaming king boo and mario consecutively. which characterfag will you go after next i wonder.
>>483922880they always like to persecute Daisyfags for some reason.
>Still being a samebro
You can always count on Daisyfags to try and astroturf a point.
>>483923318mariofags are beyond insufferable
And he's still going at it. It's almost kind of sad.
They daisyfag really thinks he's slick with this.
>>483922029Hating trannies is good tho
>>483923318Nah. They(or more like one insanely autistic one) also does the same with Spikefags, Harufags, Peachfags, Bowserfags, Wariofags, etc.
How to Troll /smbg/, a Comprehensive Guide1. Enter /smbg/2. Post anything at all3. ???4. Profit!
>>483923949you really have this boogeyman rent free.where was the persecution? the mariofag trying to stop the characterfag drama? take your meds.
I hope jigglypuff mains die a fiery death
Reminder that this wouldn't be happening if they didn't put Daisy in Ultimate as a cheap copy-paste clone. This is Sakurai's fault.
>>483924282For me, it's Olimarfags
>>483923949seriously? talk about pathetic.
Mario
>>483924395i hate everyone on that game, even my mains
>Daisyfags going on a samefagging spree after being told they're delusionalmany such cases
>>483924549Not the first time, won't be the last.
>>483924549>>483924596Stop samefagging Mariofag.
Daisy this, Daisy that, maybe it really is the year of Daisy
>>483924740>n-no u
>>483924740Look at the post times, Daisyfag. Stop outting yourself as a newfag. You made a boogeyman out of nowhere over someone trying to stop drama, own up to it schizo.
HI IM DAISY.
Y'know who really grinds my gears? Goombafags.
>>483924815>>483924875Your tactics are getting boring. Go charge your phone.
>>483925103Those don't exist here, but /kdg/ is a few doors down if you want the next best thing with Bandanafags.
>>483925103>t.seething koopafag behind the screen
>>483925165You're still deflecting that you brought up boogeymen out of nowhere with king boo and mario. Also stop samefagging yourself, it's as clear as day to all of us.
>>483925103>>483925273At least try and be subtle with your falseflagging tactics, Plantfag.
>>483925165I'm one of those anons (the one on the bottom), and I'm currently using my phone to watch a livestream, which would make posting from it rather inconvenient. Funnily enough, though, as luck would have it, it is charging currently, so your wish is granted.
>>483925187>Those don't exist here,Hey fuck you buddy, Goombas are Goombros.
>>483925471Luigicucks on suicide watch.
>>483925520Oh, well, pardon me then. Liking Goombario makes you based.
>>483925471
>>483925418kek based
>>483925471>https://youtu.be/4ufwhacDtGw?t=385
>>483925664>>483925418Based samechad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqhYq8v-TZchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6v3IhT9iOIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhGudLBMDYwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27PnYl19i6E
>>483925842>still trying after thatJust graduated from "almost sad" to just plain "sad".
I remember a time in the late 2000's where everybody and their mothers absolutely despised Daisy, Waluigi, Birdo, Toad and to an extent Bowser.jr and now they're all seemingly loved. What changed? The only consistently hated characters are the babies.
>>483926186But they're still hated.
>>483926282NTA but Bowser Jr got a lot of game content since then and is loved. Koopalingfags warmed up to him.Waluigi is half and half on love and hate. Same with Toad and DaisyBirdo has tranny support now.
>>483926186The internet broadening its horizons gave people who liked those characters a bigger platform to voice their appreciation. Toad, Birdo and Jr. are still not very well-liked, though, unless you're a teenager who laughs at anything """chaotic""", a troon, or an iPad toddler, respectively.
>>483926462The thing is majority of the casuals still don't really like or care for those characters.
>>483926186Well It was the late 2000's. Nearly every vocal person under the sun had overexaggerated, cynical and insincere opinions on various media and such. And such who have heard it aped said opinions around the web to fit in.
>>483904310Not canon
I know it's like, three years too late to ask this, but how's the Mario Golf on the switch if I only played the gamecube one?>>483926186those people grew up and post on social media now.>>483926010holy SOVL
>>483904310
>>483930073>inb4 this turns into green cum discussion again
>>483926186Jr. was hated because people thought the Koopalings were gone forever.
>>483900790>>483930073The Bros. have some really weird droopy nipples.
>>483930397His fireballs are green in some games so it makes sense everything else that comes out of him would be green too.
>>483926186>DaisySelf-evident (they were right and still are)>WaluigiHated for being a spinoff roster-filler with a pun name that only works in Japanese, and for an initial lack of depth before games started having fun with him>BirdoHated for being grotesque and awful, I mean good fucking lord; only started receiving any sort of "love" because of the mentally ill>ToadOnly really "hated" because of the perpetuated "our princess is in another castle" bit, being small and puntable, and for having a very annoying voice; too harmless otherwise>Bowser Jr.Die-hard Koopaling fans saw him as an unwanted replacement (or gaslit themselves into thinking he was a very stylized baby Ludwig (somehow)), there wasn't a lot to him that made him appealing even outside of that bubble, and he still doesn't have a lot going for him in a post-NSMBWii world
>>483931997Bowser Jr. was redeemed with the Parental Controls video
I need all you Mario chads to give me the rundown on this autistic question. Which games is Mario in his Super form by default and which games is Mario in his normal form by default? I’m making a height chart comparison with super form at the top and normal at the bottom.
>>483934597In every single 3D and spinoff game he's in his super form by default even though you can debate about the 3D land/World games. All the 2D games start off in his basic form.
>>483934597Answering this question becomes complicated when you consider that somewhere along the way they retconned it so that what used to be the taller, temporary powered-up state known as "Super Mario" is now seen as Mario's normal form, while what used to be Mario's normal form is now seen as a temporary powered-down state known as "Small Mario."
>>483937329I'm glad they retconned it. I can't imagine midget mario as his "true" form.
>>483937329For example, SMB1/2JP are games where it's clear the intention is that Mario with no power-ups is his normal state, while his larger, taller appearance with power-ups is abnormal. Super/Fire Mario towers over Peach when that is never the case with these characters' default designs, and his proportions are a bit off and deformed. Whenever SMB1 gets referenced, nine times out of ten Mario will be represented with his small, power-less sprite because that's what his normal appearance is in that game. Odyssey was the one recent exception where they used the powered-up Super/Fire sprite and it was only for gameplay purposes.Between this and around NSMB where they start using modern models and the new terminology is where it gets complicated. Do we really consider power-less Mario to be his default form in games like SMB3 and SMW, even though his taller Super Mario sprites in those games are now much closer to his intended character design and properly scale to other characters like Peach? (whereas it is now power-less Mario's design that looks abnormal and deformed) The terminology used in the manuals of their time would imply that's the case, but...
>>483908191>>483908606>>483914883It's a cartoon turtle. Stop thinking too hard about it.
How long is Koops' cartoon turtle dick, /smbg/
How long is a Yoshi's dick?How deep is a female Yoshi's cloaca?
>>483931997Bowser Jr. was hated because the type of kid who said junior was his favorite was usually a spoiled brat perfectly matching their favorite character.>t. born in 2003
>>483937329Small Mario is the consequences of being in the Mushroom Kingdom for too long. The infection causes that effect. Like I said Dr Mario is Mario trying to find a cure so he, and the people of the Mushroom Kingdom doesn't have to rely on super mushrooms as treatment. Basically Mario has aids bro.
>>483940687Just another reason to not let Dr. Mario touch your penis.
>>483940803he wears gloves
>>483940889I wouldn't be surprised if the gloves are infected too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=286CF5VaS9Y
>>483943068not bad
How would you react if in the next Mario game there was a 30 minute scene of King Bowser fucking Luigi raw hidden as an easter egg?
>>483944892Woah you read the fanfic too?
>>483947525yo they drew toadette with a fat ass bro
>>483948029
how is this bowigi ship still a thing after bowser just tried to burn luigi alive twice in the movie.
>>483949067Most of shipping culture is devoid of reason.
>>483931426>His fireballs are green in some games They are simply powered by copper rather than by carbon
>>483950169yo this nigga knows whats up respect big brain homie
>>483949067It takes a while for the flames of passion to start burning. I'm sure that after being stuck in Mario and Luigi's cum jar for so long that he probably loves Luigi.
Mario.
>>483949067I blame self-insertfags who want to have sex with bowser, they naturally gravitate to luigi because they're little bitches like him.
Luigi...
>>483939013no. in odyssey regular mario will appear to taller in the 2D sections.
Does anyone else miss the mandate era? I miss when Nintendo had a clear vision of what Mario was supposed to be, but now they're embracing borderline fanfic shit from arrogant cocky second parties, like TTYD or Mario RPG, and even including that horrendous pink Toad reskin in Super Mario Maker 2 and Daisy in Wonder, who doesn't belong anywhere near mainline. I hope the next 2d Mario continues where NSMBU left off, and limits the roster to Mario, Luigi and the two prime Mushroom Retainers once again.
>>483955596The only nuggets of truth in this post regard Daisy and Toadette.As for everything else...nah man.
As princesses, I wonder if there's any pressure on Peach and Daisy to secure an heir. Someone's got to rule in their stead when they eventually kick the bucket.
>>483955596nice try but I aint touching that bait.
>>483933713I think it’s hilarious Nintendo uses Bowser for representing parents.
>>483961126It's not like there are any other options.
>>483962640Olimar has kids AND a wife.
>>483964226And yet weirdos still ship him with his younger coworker. Another reason why I hate shipping culture.
>>483964226Olimar is a literal whoAlso nobody wants to fuck him
>>483966157>Also nobody wants to fuck himGod, I wish I were as naive as you.
>>483959523I did want to write something about that ngl. Headcanon, but I like to think Peach and Daisy have a handful of peers they have to interact with at a regular basis, and said peers would constantly put a metric ton of pressure on Peach for a myriad of things, one of which being that she is still not married and hasnt secured an heir. She'd probably keep it a secret from her peers (and Toadsworth, potentially) if she were to have feelings for someone (coughmariocough) and if should she find herself in a relationship, she'd keep it a secret too because otherwise she'd have to deal with her peers constantly pressuring her into marriage when she would prefer to nuture and enjoy the relationship before that commitment.>>483949067We live in a timeline in which this ship is universally hated by everyone but their fans within the small shipping community of this fanbase and I am grateful for that.
A reminder that there's only 2 days left for the /smbg/ TierMaker voting poll for Nintendo Switch Mario games.Vote here: https://live.tiermaker.com/71815368The results so far have been... Interesting, to say the least.
>>483975329>sparks of hope below kingdom battleyou people are crazy.
>>483975329Why are people who obviously haven't played Sparks of Hope voting on itand why is this the first time I've seen of this poll>>483975569they 100% haven't played it, but at that point just don't vote on it
>>483975329you're supposed to look at average votes, not most voteshere's the actual results
>>483979447Wake up, Luigi!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oXSJG3Fw8c
>>483975329Voted, everything isn't in a specific order of enjoyment, but, Mario Wonder was my biggest disappointment and it's really because the game forgot about boss fights. This was the time to actually make 2D Mario bosses good and without any, it feels strangely hollow, even for how creative and fresh the game is. It's strange because the final boss showed that they even knew how to make good 2d mario fights, but sadly, it's as hard as a 1st or 2nd boss fight.
Mario... easy on the pizza...
>>483859748BUT I WANT TO SEE STARLOW'S BARE FEET
>>483990465>how creative and fresh the game is.Is it? Lots of other platformers did gimmick levels just like it before. Even for a Nintendo game it doesn't feel fresh I mean Wario Land games had tons of transformations. Modern 2D Mario always felt like Nintendo was just coasting on the Mario brand recognition. That's probably why stuff like Mario Kart sells more.
>>483949067It's just fujos and monsterfuckers.
>>483991645Starlow takes off her shoes but her feet are constantly censored like pic related.
>>483991408What a slob.
>>483975329>>483976097>64, Sunshine and Galaxy in 1 package being that lowZoomers are mentally ill.
>>483993154Limited time ports.Doesn't matter if they're good games, that alone tears them down.
Ports shouldn't even be on the list
Just finished LM2 and it was pretty kino. I just wish the missions were a bit more varied.
>>483976097>Wonder that highLol
>>483996803Yes, it's a good game.
>>483997107Alright at best
Why is his games so sexo?
>>483997804>mfw starlow is dead
>>484000503Luigi is still a laughingstock that gets bullied by everyone.
I love how jakks pacific has both mario and sonic licensesI love mario but you can really tell how sega capitalizes on the large amount of characters sonic has, you can find figures of just about every sonic game character, as obscure as they may be.Want a figure of mecha sonic from sonic 2? Sure champ. Want a figure of vector? Rouge? Chaos? They're all there.Then you go the mario section and it's just the main cast + daisy, rosalina and waluigi, and then a shit ton of enemies to pad out the waves.Sometimes you get cool shit like sets of mario and co. with different powerups but it's really missing shit like characters from the mario rpg's or even stuff you'd think would be obvious, like toadsworth, e. gadd, the lumas or even piantas.
>>484000503You're really going to say that after she gave you blowjobs while you sleeping?
I need a new mario anime... anyday now...
>>484000771all the girls want him they go crazy but his heart belong to princess daisy!
>>484000970It isn't a 100,000% guaranteed profit, sadly. Hate this company sometimes.
>1996 original release of super mario rpg had an absurd amount of merch that may have been sold in limited quantities or for just a few months>keychains, plushies, notebooks, cards, metal coins, keshi figures, playsets, pencils and even handkerchiefs>2023 super mario rpg remake got fuckall if you don't count the pre-order bonuses, which amounted to the render of the main cast being plastered on flat plastic keychains or a god damn plategrimand we didn't even get amiibo which would've been perfect, since i'm sure geno and mallow went back to the square jewnix cuck jail of ip's they own but don't touch
>>484001546There's no excuse, really, especially since the "LOL so QWERKY please buy our game" elephant power-up and the goddamned sidekick from Peach's dress-up game got plushies.
>>484001546>amiiboyou have an addiction my friend
Luigi's dripping green egg-shaped penis...
>>483997804I hope Snoutlet will bully Luigi even harder than Starlow
>>484001834god i forgot they made a plushie of the showtime ribbon flower companion>>484002375i have a "i want cool official merch of characters i love" addicitioni've only posted my mario shrine here but i also have several amiibo of characters i love or like, thanks to melee's trophy room.ever since i played melee as a kid i've wanted a room with a lot of nintendo figurines.in fact, look at my amiibo shelf. my mario related amiibo are on the top shelf that i posted before:https://files.catbox.moe/fifijl.jpg
>>484003390
Why is Pauline missing from Jamboree anyway? Almost all non-RPG spinoff has her playable
>>484003810thanks anon
>>484004043It is a mystery.
>>483949067It actually predates the movie and was the most crackest of crackships, so you can see why it blew up when the trailers made it look like the movie was setting up some kind of slow burn character study between the two...only for that one scene where Bowser manhandles Luigi to be their literal only interaction of note in the entire film, which would have absolutely destroyed any ship crewed by remotely stable individuals. As you can see, though, it is not.
>>483949067it's not a thing, they make fun of it on twitter of all places
>>484005703Come on, we've had Bowser trying to kill Peach in several instances, and yet somehow he's still at the same time madly in love with her.There's no such thing as logic in Mario, and that applies to outside ships as well.
>>484004043>>484004762The>Odyssey is the latest game in the series, so we need to do everything we can to promote itwindow has closed, so I imagine there's no need to include her in Nintendo's eyes, especially since she was only ever an auxiliary cast member anyway outside of DK games.
>>483950169There's nothing saying his semen can't contain traces of copper that dye it green.
>>483991645>being a footfagNaked with shoes is one of the hottest looks a girl can have. I wonder if the Japanese dialogue had her call attention to it, too. It feels like a fanslation line but it's also a bit bold for NOA to take the initiative on.
>>483997298I think it's about as good as the classics, but for whatever reason, it lacks the replayability they have, so it's just a one and done weekend of fun as opposed to something you can pick up and play whenever you want. The only thing SMW has over Wonder is that factor. They feel pretty similar outside of that, and I could honestly see the argument for Wonder being the better game between the two, if you ignore World being much more replayable.
>>484000970>Want a figure of mecha sonic from sonic 2? Sure champ. Want a figure of vector? Rouge? Chaos? They're all there.How about Neo Metal Sonic from Heroes? E-102 Gamma? E-101 Beta, final boss version? E-123 Omega? An Egg Pawn? Neo Metal is intended as a gotcha but it wouldn't surprise me if those other bots did have toys, I'm just out of the loop.It does suck we'll never have RPG merch again. The original SMRPG seems to be the only one that really had merch at all, and they're obscure little trinkets that are way overpriced. I did snag a Bowser keychain from it that was nice and cheap because it's still just Bowser.
>>484006754Wonder has decent level design, but it leans way too hard on the crutch of being "weird" and "so quirky" for my tastes, and there's not a lot going on under the hood beyond that. It's like the Mario equivalent of a tween girl in the 2000s who wants to be special, but there's not a lot that sets her apart from her peers (NSMB), so she goes all-in on the lol so randumb shit in a desperate bid to stand out.
>>484007072>E-102 Gamma? E-101 Beta, final boss version?NTA but I fucking wish.
of course my copy of LM2 that was delayed for today got even further delayed to mondaythank you so much amazon go fuck yourself
>>484007647Happened to me around this time last year with TotK. My condolences.
>>484007343I know what you're talking about. If you take the bait they put out there that the levels are just as enjoyable if you don't take the Wonder Flowers, you'll quickly see the back ends of the levels have fucking nothing to them, making it a bizarre lie to try putting out there. Still, the designs with the Wonder Effects incorporated are a lot of fun, and the quirkiness is honestly appreciable to me. It's obviously them overcorrecting on the NBSMB games coming to be defined by having no personality or style, but it's certainly preferable to that. I'd like for the next one to have more complete level design now that we've established 2D Mario is fun and weird again, so they don't need "Look! You're slime now!" as a crutch. >>484007568They really don't have Gamma? What are they doing...
Why did Odyssey made her go off-model?
>>484007647And that's why I don't preorder from Amazon anymore. Always got delayed. Started buying on day of release and the delays stopped.
>>484008034Because they wanted her to match the much larger New Donk citizens, rather than the main Mario cast. I love mini-giantess so it's fine by me.
>>484007904It's funny, I'm both anons you replied to! But yeah, there are a few of the Wonder effects that I did enjoy. The Ninji dance party was fun, and you can't not enjoy the singing Piranha Plants.And no, they really don't have him, which is criminal. I distinctly remember in my youth, I would desperately prowl eBay for out-of-the-box ReSaurus Gammas just for the sake of having one, but I never had any luck.>>484008034'Cause she'd look weird next to her citizens if she were as short as usual.
>>484007647Amazon sucks for a good number of reasons. Don't use them for anything unless you're given a gift card to spend or have no alternative for a product.
>>484008034Super Mushroom
>>484006369That only makes sense if the cum in question is on fire
>>484008034Never mind about her body proportion, it's her goddamn eyes that are too big relative to her faceNintendo already doing a great job slightly redesigned Pauline's face in Odyssey, and yet they went back to MvDK design immediately afterwards
>>484008471Copper doesn't need to burn to turn green. I had an old pair of glasses that bled green from copper somewhere in the frames.
>>484007072They're relasing a neo metal sonic soon btw >>484007568Yeah gamma gets shafted a lot
>>484008330I think the desert world in general was the best one, which is something I never thought I'd say. >ReSaurus GammasI remember passing up on them in stores because I hadn't played the game at that point. Never owned a Sega system. Locked right out.
>>484008978Oh, shit, I'll keep an eye out. Now the Mario line just needs to drop a Grodus and I'll have my bots. Any day now, surely.
>>484008034Odyssey Pauline is SEXO PURO
>>484008729It's because of oxidationWould weegee's cum be oxidated?
>>484010889I'm sure pannenkoek would be able to tell us all about how and why Luigi's cum is in fact oxidated, in an 8-hour video.
>>484008034
>>484008034Aren't her breasts disproportionally bigger too?
>>484011956Can you not spam the general?
>>484009693
>>484012439He's just posting art, anon.
>>484012439What are you talking about?
>>484012671Dumping art is spamming.>>484012696The anon is spamming pictures of the women of Mario in skimpy clothing. It's disrespectful. How would you like it if many skimpy pictures of Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi were posted?
>>484012324That's the best partLARGE MOMMY MILKERS TO SUCK ON WHILE SHE GENTLY SINGS JUMP UP SUPERSTAR IN YOUR EAR WHILE CARESSING YOUR HAIR AAAAAAAA
>>484011956
Oh, it's just a woman.
Anyone else got Mario money? As in money you put aside to exclusively purchase full priced physical Mario games.
>>484012509>DK fucked this
>>484012972>How would you like it if many skimpy pictures of Wario were posted?Wario is canonically a sex god anon you fake fan you've shown your hand you lose dude
socks
>>484013447Why does he have a fever?
Will we get a new princess/mayor/space goddess in the next 3D games? Maybe to replace Peach's role as the damsel in distress?
I hate that Nintendo bought into the whole>Peach being kidnapped is le SEXIST!!!thing.
>>484014228Toadette should get captured she's had it good for too damn long
>grown ass man treated like a babyLuigifags are as bad as those Minecraft youtuber fangirl/stan
>>484014228Yes, Luigi in upcoming Super Daisy Land
>>484014656>note: this is what Daisyfags actually believe
>>484014552No one likes Toadette though
>>484014596>O-Oh my!
>>484014796Exactly no one will complain about her being unplayable.
Do Mario knows that his likeness is used in bunch of shovelware developed by an elementary schooler?
>>484014796No-one likes Peach either. There's a reason why Daisy is always playable in the 2D Mario games that Peach is as well.
>>484015181Super Doki Doki Picnic 2 called. It's laughing at you.
>>484014376The next 3D Mario will determine everything. Wait and see.
>>484015181>No-one likes Peach either.Say that to my penis
>>484015181>There's a reason why Daisy is always playable in the 2D Mario games that Peach is as well.Because she's such a 1:1 Peach recolor that little girls won't have to fight over which princess to be?
>>484014596>>484014861OH YEAH WARIO'S HOT STUFF BABY HOT STUFF! IMMA THE BEST!
>>484014596>>484014924
>>484015181>daisy dumbo gets his lore wrongDaisy is in Wonder so the devs kids don't have to argue over who gets to pick Peach, keep up bro!
>>483937329Isn't Mario small in smrpg?
>>484015762>canon pairings for Mario and Peach are Mario/Waluigi and Peach/BirdoMareach bros..................
>>484015905Everyone is small in SMRPG.
WAAAAAN TWOBUCKLE MY SHOE
>>484015254It's not a real 2D Mario game. It's why Wart has never come back.
>>484016237Should be the teaser trailer for the Mario movie sequel if Wario is in it
>>484015979Birdo's with the Snifit back there, meaning Peach is now forced to become a dirty stinky femcel.
What the fuck was their problem?
>>483937329Tbf in early Mario's artworks, his normal proportion is pretty much similar to the modern's small form proportion with shorter arm and stubbier legs
>>484016386Suitable for the worst princess.
>>484016602I didn't say Daisy though?
>>484016352>Wart>and not the bajillion SMB2 enemies that become staples
https://youtu.be/zWVA3NgDQpg
>>484016352So does Tatanga
>>484016386Peach is waving at Mario who was showing off to her and nearly hit Waluigi who was fixing a rocket which got him mad.
>>484016906Tatanga came back for Land 2 and was promptly ignored for the rest of time after that...like everything that debuted in Land should have been.
>>484015762>Luigi/Daisy and Wario/Rosalina only pairings out on real dates
>>484016694Wart is the representative of Doki Doki. It's why Mario 2 isn't canon.
>>484017027At least Wart actually came back in Link's Awakening remake and that one Nintendo's recruitment pamphlet
>>484017260True.
>>484015762Wario x Mario Snifit x Birdo Rosalina x WaluigiPeach x Yoshi DK x LuigiFemcel Daisy.
>>484012324i don't think so, Odyssey Pauline's boobs look smaller on her body compared to Canon Pauline
>Masanori Sato (佐藤 正徳 Satō Masanori), a Japanese illustrator known for creating promotional artwork and providing graphic support for a large number of Nintendo's Mario games including the M&L series has posted images of an official crossover between Mario and Mickey mouse>images have been circulated and now he's went private on InstagramIs this another Wapeach incident? Hopefully he doesn't get fired Post this on /v/ for a thread because my city is region banned
>>484017662>Post this on /v/ for a thread because my city is region bannedWe aren't your personal army. At least post the art.
>>484017662>Post this on /v/ for a threadhow about no
>>484017662>official crossoverJust because an artist does promotional artwork for a company doesn't mean literally everything they draw is "official"
>>484017923He lives in a third world shithole and his brain is powered by a hamster on a wheel, please understand.
He probably got fired, why would you go private so fast unless you're trying to avoid ninjas? Rip brothership
>>484018096Sato hasn't actually worked on M&L since PiT, I think.
My uncle works at Nintendo, Brothership has been cancelled. Apparently Nintendo are going to push a new Paper Mario game where Mario has to play card games in battles.
>>484017751>At least post the art.See>>484008181>>484007558
>>484017662Even ignorjng the obvious "Disney crossover" dogshit nonsense, that drawing already has been circulated long beforehand
This is one of the worst running gags we've had in a while.
Brothers don't shake hands! Brothers gotta fuck!
>>484018627This would be banned here in europe
>>484016237That guy actually sounds like Wario unlike Afghani-stan man
>>484019137Haha yuro
>>484019137Why?
>>484019137Why? Is it judged deceptive?
>>484018532And pray tell, why were you in the Sonic general?
>>484017598>Canon PaulineBoth are canon.
>>484017541>Snifit x Birdo>"That's a very convincing mask, where'd you get it?">*raspy voice* "Oh dear, this ain't no mask teehee.">"Oh..."
>>484019236Coloring agents
>>484007904>so they don't need "Look! You're slime now!" as a crutch.But that's my fetish...
I can't get over that one developer interview about Wonder where the guy plays coy about the boss battles and insinuates they're interesting and new and shouldn't be spoiled ahead of time.
how would you react if miyamoto revealed that the mario brothers had acidic cum that would quickly and painfully melt away anything they'd cum inside and that's the reason why they can never have sex with the princesses?
>>484024949He already told me this in a dream. The princesses can still milk the bros into beakers. Weaponize that shit. Toss the flasks at enemies.
>>484015762>"I already told you stupid reptilian retard, you can't see the southern cross in the northern hemisphere"
What would have Mario and Luigi thought of the presidential debate?
>>484029952I'm-a think there's a better place for that-a kind of discussion, and-a you should-a go there instead!
>>484029612Where is Donkey Kong Island, anyway? None of the manuals place it anywhere. I thought it was off the coast of Africa but that came from DKVine's tongue-in-cheek lore, as much sense as Kongo Jungle having some relation to the Congo would make. The supposedly tropical island having native beavers raises questions. Shotout to DKC3 not bringing Gnawties back despite being themed around places where they actually live.
>constant 60 fps>no removed features>no fucked-up lighting, original atmosphere preserved>no casualisation disguised as "Quality of life">no retarded new character fucking up the storyThis is the best remake we've seen in years. Apologise.
>>484034090It's a port, Luigi. You didn't remake it!
>>484034090i replayed a bit of the 3ds version in preparation for the remasterthey really did a lot that you just wouldn't noticeit's still nowhere near the level of 3 but damn it looks so much nicer
>>484034208It's a HD remaster, I upgraded the models and textures!
>>484034090It's a port.
>>484035203Well what are you waiting for? Throw me a pass!
>>484035657It's even official size!But not official price.
>>484034090Luigi's Mansion 2 is a terrible game, so a good port of a terrible game is still terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-38QfFuOhGc
>>484034090>>>/v/681235759
>>484038037kek
>>484034090it's censored slop.https://youtu.be/HbamkxOgbe0?si=3DfS8k9PYzut54eA&t=285
>>484038037>>484038337what's wrong, do facts offend you? luigi won.
>>484038819>he doesn't know
>>484038910I just find it humorous that when you got rebuffed here you decided to post on /v/ instead, and then got rebuffed there too.
>>484038819i saw that animation in the remake within the first 5 minutes.
>>483991645https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8124453
>>484039776You spent 60 dollars on a game that retailed at 40 and can be bought for much less now. The animation is referring to you.
>got me a lappy with an old screen>game looks like fucking /sex/Looks great and all but I have a question, who the fuck is Claymorton? What happen to my lil bouncy nigga Mack? And what the fuck is a shymore? Weird changes.
>>484044827Fuck you dumbass autocorrect, OLED not old
>>483975329>/smbg/ TierMaker voting pollwho the fuck are you
>>484044827>>484044964>lappy with an old screenFor a second, I thought you were up on some of that Strong Bad shit, kekAnyway, just wait until you get to Yaridovich...sorry, SPEARdovich. That's even more ridiculous to me.
>>484044827They renamed some of the Smithy Gang localizations so they'd all have the name of the weapon they represent within their names, like Bowyer always did. A straight translation of Mack's name would have been Sworder or something stupid.
>>484045832>>484045770I get it but still dumb. So I added the hard mod from GameBanana and I died to Mack after taking this screenshot lmao. His flame wall does like -35 hp damage. Fuck.
>>484046868I actually love the remake but the fact that they didn't add a hard mode for a game partially targeted towards nostalgic boomers is patented Nintendo cluelessness, especially given they actually did add an (((easy))) mode to a game that already plays itself in a genre that already sort of plays itself to begin with. That is more layers of baby than it should be possible to be on. They are utterly, ruthlessly Fisher-Price.
>>484047185Yeah, I was surprised when I booted the game and saw no hard mode but an easy mode was added. Thought it was like a NG+ deal but there isn't a hard mode period. Anyway, someone has to be a huge unironic absolute shitter to have trouble with SMRPG. I wouldn't put it past Ninty to do stupid shit though.
how playing super mario BROKE me...
>>484047927The "hardest" area is probably the Sunken Ship. It can get the better of you if you aren't careful, but it's still a minimal challenge. As for the new content, Culex rematch is a worthy superboss, and Punchinello rematch is a nasty surprise until you figure out the bombs can be put to sleep.
>ttyd remake talked about for weeks and still has discussion>nobody cared about lm2Was tranny Vivian only made canon for attention?
>>484048842>remake with controversial changes vs port with virtually no changeshm I wonder which one would have more discussion surrounding it
>>484048961>remake with controversial changesThe only controversial change was Vivian being a tranny which was already canon in Japan. I don’t know why people were shocked they decided to do it in the english remake especially looking at the current culture of our world.
>>484048961>which was already canon in Japan4/10 bait.
>>484049306Vivian was just a crossdresser in the Japanese version of the original game, but the Japanese version of the remake retconned her into being trans. We don't know why; the original writer reevaluating how he handled the subject of gender presentation, a new writer having their own ideas for unknown reasons, a sinister Western power whispering ropey black compulsions into their ears to suit their fell purposes, there are many possible motivators.
>>484049515Meant for>>484049306Don't know how I fumbled that one.
>>484034208>>484035203>>484035657>>484035792You have no idea how badly I want another Mario cartoon, but there's no way it'd live up to the goofy campiness of its predecessors. It'd probably be as boring and safe as possible.
>>484049306>30fps wasn't a controversial change
>>484050176Nobody who goes outside knows what that means or cares.
>>484050041God I wish.Old cartoons are the best. To my knowledge the only semi recent shows that have nailed that old feel in any capacity were the sonic boom show, the looney tunes show, and the tiny toons revamp.
>>484044827The remake is weird, sometimes it's the original SNES translation, sometimes it does it's own thing, sometimes it's closer to the Japanese version. It's so inconsistent, even how they handle the "Kero" is random between item and locations.
>>484050176NTA but I didn’t really notice it desu
>>484050041>It'd probably be as boring and safe as possible.When has this ever been the case? These words are slurs against Mario products parroted mindlessly on social media sites.
Nobody believes in me and youJust look at the way they stare
https://youtube.com/shorts/szfwxjeSpeA?si=KFbQCocOC-PKKdJZ
>>484051907>inb4 you post "SAFE! BORING! STERILE! BLAND!" again
Why are Luigifags such slugs?
I really wish the SMRPG remake had the option for text speed and battle animations. I love the og, I really do and the remake is alright so far but they just feel slow to me.
>>484061723I'm gonna slug you
>>484064007Luigi wouldn't hurt a fly
>>484064050>Luigi wouldn't hur-*BOOM*
smash bros made me hate yoshi and every single third party character addedspecially that faggot joker
>>484066835wrong general bro
>>484067180nah i wanted to let the mario general know i fucking hate yoshi and his retarded ass fucking faggot voice
>>484067284Yoshi!
>>484067284Holy based.Fuck Yoshit.
>>484067284sad
>>484034090unless there was a way to project gameplay footage from a 3ds onto a TV screen I'm buying this
>>484030174Gnawtys are based on canadian beavers so it makes sense they didn't show up in DKC3 as the Northern Kremsphere is based on nothern europe.
>>484071432I thought the Nortern Kremisphere was based on Canada.
>>484030174Does it matter around what area it's supposed to be in? Ignoring DK Isle from DKC, every other version of the island looks like it's just tropical climate, so somewhere near the equator most likely, who knows near which country/kingdom
Found an okay autistic lore analysis of the shadow queen and sirens demon lore. Too bad the editing is shit, it had some good points about the witchcraft inspirations in the game's story.
>>484076783>all this lore and backstory for the Shadow Queen>still got her ass beat by a short fat plumber who jumps and hammers really good
Why does /smbg/ survive whereas the Zelda thread dies frequently for weeks? I think we should go back to a /Nintendo/ general.
>>484078818I really don't want to mingle with the other fanbases. There's enough drama in each one as it is, now imagine all of those put together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WVcT6dFCZI
>>484067284More for me.
>>484078818Because at the end of the day, Mario still has more games coming out for it than Zelda does. Going back to a Nintendo general would be pointless.
>>484078818Mario being a gameplay focused series first and foremost leans itself to bring any random conversation.
>>484078818The more autistic and mentally ill the fanbase, the faster the general. That's also why /sthg/ is so incredibly fast
>>484079529>sonic thread is turbo speed all the timeAs it should be.
>>484078818You would kill the general, better that we stick to Mario.
>>484078818Fuck off, we're full
>>484078818/nintyg/ died and nintendo generals got spread throughout /vg/. /smbg/ just had a dedicated op maker to latch on enough dedicated loyal posters after a while early on, thus even more posters could join while threads were kept alive. other game generals that haven't found their active footing like /lozg/ needs a op maker 4chan autist or something. Even /kdg/ found a footing ride after katfl's release long enough to keep a ongoing thread general since then no matter how slow or fast. /lozg/ should have been able to do the same after totk's release but I guess without autists like zelink poster (he was ran off to /v/ iirc) activity wasn't sustainable. Half the time autists are a necessary evil, sorta speak.
>>484016447not enough food on the train for their gargantuan smorg hivemind.
>>484088215I love Luigi in this art style so much. Such a cutie.
>>484078818nintendog (or nintyg) got consumed by pisscord right before Nintendo game discussion reached a all time high on 4chan with big switch success. that's why everything is so separated, all combined would be the fastest but most shitposting schizo general on vg, most likely over even gachashit. (v is just a example taste of how nintendo can take over tons of discussion)no one is prepared for that noise. it's best to keep the generals separated.
>>484088215Donkey kong needs to return...
>>484078998mario touhou jumpscare
Happy third anniversary /smbg/!!!
Why is Mario looking at Starlow like that...
>>484100679All of Mario's companions eventually fall in love with him. Starlow is the exception, which made Mario fall in love with her.
>>484100679
>>484096268>no one caresoh...
>>484096268>>484103619These are the types of messages you say just for the milestone not for much of a response, I saw it as that. You ask a follow-up question for these posts usually if you're looking for replies. (also it's still the morning, not many are awake yet)Like "when did you first join /smbg/?", or something.Personally, I joined years prior to /smbg/'s first thread, when mario /vg/ generals would spring up, reach bump limit half the time, then go on hiatus for months until the next attempt. (it was called titles like /smg/, /smu/, etc back then). You went mostly to /v/ for mario discussion before /smbg/'s consistent /vg/ threads starting in 2021.
>>484096268is it really today? fuck it, post your dancing gifs
>>484096268>>484108469joined /smbg/ around the 2023 mario movie's first trailer
>>484101837>Starlow is the exception>implyingStarlow is one of Mario's biggest hype wo(men)
>>484108469I joined during the week of Super Rush launch, aka when the consistent threads started.
>>484096268>>484108709Paisano groove.
>>484096268
>>484096268>>484108709
>>484108709
>>484090281There was a Nintendog general? Ive never played the series itself but I didn’t think it would have enough autism for a general to exist
>>484115458no i meant nintendoG, like nintendo general. but it was just called nintyg actually.
>>484096268Holy shit has it really been 3 years since this general was made? I just came back yesterday to see what’s been up since the last time I’ve visited here
>>484115802>>484108469*I remember joining /smbg/ back when it was freshly made. I believe it was before when the Movie was first announced.
>>484115458The real /smbg/fags remember /nintyg/
>>484078741I thought it was funny they gave the Shadow Queen more backstory than the majority of characters in any Mario game, possibly more than any others, period, but Grodus and the X-Nauts all felt like an afterthought.
>>484121531Pretty fucked up she has more history than the series's main antagonist since 1985, by virtue of having a few little paragraphs of it
https://youtu.be/-38QfFuOhGc?si=xRFisUU8ilV9rYrj>LM2 is a lazy remas-
>>484124998
>>484096268>Only 3 yearsIm still baffled this general is so young... I joined here not so long ago, potentially this very year, prior to that I was just looking around Mario-related threads at /v/.Blogposting, but... For the little I've been on this general, I've seen quite a lot and had a ton of fun discussing about stuff that I wouldnt be able to discuss with anyone in my circles. And Im not going to lie, I sometimes also have fun trying to keep shitpost at bay. You have also shown a lot of appreciation for my contributions as little as they may be and Im honestly grateful for that.Happy anniversary, /smbg/, here's to a few more years stuck in this hellhole, maybe I'll also get a Switch and join modern game discussions more actively!
>>484126275TRANS RIGHTS
>>484126275We truly live in the worst timeline. Why did Nintendo have to bend the knee to those freaks?
>>484126275People like this deserve to be beaten.Not because it's trans bullshit, but because they think a shitty meme is funny enough to print out.It's like people with fucking frog stickers on their car.
>>484126275If I knew what con this was I would definitely do a drive-by "ywnbaw" and run as fast as my legs could carry meThat sort of thing can ruin their whole week if not longer (since they already know it deep down and their intrusive thoughts say it on repeat lol)
>>484126338>>484126428>>484127050>>484127098You guys are sad
>>484127539Not as sad as troons.
Rape Luigi.
>>484129130King Boo...
>no one has posted the smrpg party dancing yet
>>484129130Daisy......
>>484129130Dimentio…
>>484131202DO THE MARIOSWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDECOME ON ITS TIME TO GODO THE MARIOTAKE ONE STEPAND THEN AGAINLET'S DO THE MARIOALL TOGETHER NOW
>>484096268I feels like it's been way longer.
Fact: Princess Peach is a magic user who utilises wish power to perform various abilities, such as levitation or healing.In Super Mario Bros., Bowser kidnapped Peach to prevent her from using her power to break the spell his army had placed on the Mushroom People.https://x.com/ThePipePlaza/status/1807413790402580611?t=EcB_jGNpVU8AcnauNnw6iQ&s=19
>>484126275Cute
>>484136770No.
>>484135984>trying to force the idea of a consistent portrayal of Peach and her abilities by including a blurb that mentions "the Mushroom King"
>>484135984Another fact: this somehow isn't enough for the feminist types because Peach doesn't take up the majority of the game talking about how much she hates men and outclassing everyone else.
>>484136861You are presuming that cosplayer is trans because of a meme in her hand and also insisting that would mean she isn't cute because you are a coward. She's cute regardless.
>>484137184That...thing...has pretty much the same facial build as my old man, just concealed with makeup. Don't kid yourself.
>>484137184u mad
>>484135984>>484136950Zelda is the better mage princess anyway.
>>484135984Don't forget this was also meant to parallel Bowser's dark magic, which he doesn't use too much anymore for whatever reason)
>>484137348Faces can look similar to a great deal of others. You can resemble an opposite sex parent to the same extent. Again, you don't actually know this cosplayer is trans, you just want to make it abundantly clear you don't approve in case they are. >>484137486Not mad. Tired.
>>484078818Not enough game or character autism, I remember there really weren't any characterfags and neither do I remember much discussion for literally any other game outside Echoes of Wisdom.
>>484137994u mad
>>484138435You would have to be mad at at least two separate things to be bothered enough to post this in the first place. I'm not, I’M THE MARIO eat your arms and then again GO ON GOOGUHOGUUG DO THE MARIO I am god and then you know COME ON IT’S TIME TO GO EAT THE DARIO
>>484138761NTA but yep, definitely mad. Dunno why you're so intent on defending some random troon cosplayer anyway.
Why is this general obsessed with troons
>>484138853We don't even know if there are any troons involved, some of you are just mad enough at the idea to go ahead and decide there are. You should probably work on why they make you so mad before you prioritize making more assumptions about whether people without your compulsions are the mad ones. JUST LIKE THAT
>>484138951They Treehouse'd Vivian into one to appease a Xitter mob who never actually bothered to look into the original Japanese translation.>>484139107No, you're definitely the mad one.
>>484139271Whatever you say.
>>484137723They're hardly comparable, Peach is almost exclusively a healer/support type while Zelda's magic is way more versatile.
>>484139564Does Zelda typically have much magic outside of Smash giving her severely downgraded versions of spells Link uses in like one game? They generally seem to be on the same vague level of implied magic you never see outside of RPGs.
>>484137348Unlike you, I actually step outside the house, and that cosplayer looks like the average woman you'd find at cons. It does sound like a stretch to say she's a troon just because a shitty meme got popular in some part of the community. If every woman stopped wearing make up one day out of nowhere you'd go insane calling them all troons.
>>484137753He uses it for combat.
>>484140598Nah.
>>484137753that's what kamek is for
I love strikers charged toad he goes so hard
>>484139713zelda's in-game magic typically consists of summoning the arrows of light as well as sealing ganon/the imprisoned and/or breaking barriers he has set up, though that is usually in conjunction with other sages. telepathy makes semi-regular appearances, too.she's had a few one-off magical abilities like healing midna or blessing the goddess sword to turn it into the master sword. and then botw zelda as well as minish cap zelda had a nebulous light force which in botw zelda's case was used to drop a few tactical magical nukes as well as repair the master sword.i'm probably missing a few things, but that's he jist of it. she generally doesn't have enough of an on-screen role to really go crazy with the magic.
>>484137348>That...thing...Holy melodrama, Batman
>>484144119>n-nooo you can't use ellipses
>>484126275unironically looks the same as my old female classmate
>>484144034And now that she's going to get one, she's been reduced to cloning game assets as her entire gimmick. That's the Zelda Zelda game people have been clamoring for, Minecraft in the Funko Pop art style. Aonuma and his consequences have been a disaster for the Zelda IP.
>>484144241I feel sorry for her, then.
>>484144235Trying so hard to make a normal looking person sound like some abomination is kind of sad dude
https://x.com/SsuregiGame/status/1807331091956523187?t=V2YpBkPKY4ymeqncvPhsIg&s=19
>>484144430People acting like Zelda is some prestige series that's only allowed to ape Studio Ghibli are the problem here. Granted, it is Aonuma's fault they started ripping off Princess Mononoke so shamelessly to begin with.
>>484144624If it looks like an abomination, quacks like an abomination, is dressed in the image of an abomination, and is holding a meme associated with said abomination's status as an abomination...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8ydxawgYL4Mario Party Superstars was actually... bad?
>>484145439Are these abominations in the room with us right now, Gaston?
>>484145690Not bad, just blatantly unfinished and quickly abandoned. The next NDCube Party coming down the assembly line literally has two boards from MP1 and 2 that were blatantly supposed to be DLC for Superstars but they had to Go Onwards To The Next Sixty Dollars. These games are also going to be automatically bad until they realize the MP2 boards they bring back need their fucking COSTUMES.
>>484146015
>>484146258holy autism
Shiddy
>>484146258>Not bad, just blatantly unfinished and quickly abandoned. The next NDCube Party coming down the assembly line literally has two boards from MP1 and 2 that were blatantly supposed to be DLC for Superstars but they had to Go Onwards To The Next Sixty Dollars.DLC just fundamentally does not work for Mario Party. Given how much the series consistently sells even when back when it was a yearly franchise as well as the quick production turnaround they have (relative to Mario Kart, Splatoon, Smash, Mario sports games etc.), it just always makes more sense to work on the next entry than to waste time on "DLC" for a game that has no competitive angle to it. It's a series that's always in development. Mario Party is primarily geared towards families, it just doesn't make sense to tack on that dripfed support that the other spin-off games receive. Families aren't going to care about new minigames/characters/boards etc.
>this is an official LINE sticker
>>484145690Autism, or HIRE THIS MAN?
heiho
>>484139713Her Smash moveset is mostly based around things Link did in other games.
>>484145119https://x.com/SsuregiGame/status/1807469820046422379?t=Z65T5z2Gxj0Yxr13SRKD7Q&s=19
>>484139438I've seen this figure so many times at local markets that also sell bootleg figures, and I'm unsure if it's a bootleg of a real figure that is based on Mario Land 2 Wario.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl came out in 2008Jujutsu Kaisen started in 2018Luigi used Domain Expansion 10 whole years before it was invented
>>484145690I wasn’t expecting a serious critique of a video game by the funny you pick wario man
>>484145119>>484149772>Mariofags were the shipperfags all along
>>484152507What the hell is Domain Expansion?
>>484078741>>484124969Bowser is basically satan dragon so it's pretty normal for him.
>>484152507I remember when people would compare negative zone to za warudo
>>484145119>>484149772Very nice.
>>484154982Anime bullshit where you create a big supernatural area with user-specific effects, Luigi’s old final smash is basically that>>484156263And that too with the negative colors and the time slowing (at least I think that’s one of the effects)
>>484156257Eh? Satan has a history. Well, not Biblically, not really.
TTYD was just every female trying to rape Mario
>>484165038
>>484158180He's a dragon just like in revelation. in super mario 64 you fight him in the underworld, a sea of fire, and in the sky. Bowser represents the devil, very simply.
>>484167006And that’s how Maria was conceived
>>484016447The Smorg exists for the mayhem. https://twitter.com/hakka0515/status/1804872416231051404
>>484169147I think he'd just be a fan of the devil if anything.
>>484173841I wish the Smorg was the actual final boss of chapter 6 or it had a real final boss. It was such a letdown we got this big fight then an anticlimactic 15 minute ending in Poshley Heights.
>>484174239Still doesn't stop Smorg from being the final boss, you still had to wrap up this train detective work somehow.
>>484173692Why do people usually depict Mario having a daughter anyway?
>>484174647Because most fan work authors/artists/etc. who would focus on Mario having a kid are women, anon.
Cumluigi.
>>484174647I always imagined them having a boy and girl Maria was just the first name that came to mind
mario 3 is so cool
>>484175183They'd name it Rosalina
>>484176140Get off 4chan Matpat
Made a modern day version of this wii u era meme
>>484174851Are most Zelda fans women?
>>484176628not really fitting considering she was the central focus of sparks of hope which released a year prior and is on like 3 mainline games
>>483787539honestly vile
>>484176771>sparks of cope>2 mainlines neuter Rosalina into being pretty much a set piece compared to her first
>Daisyfags getting uppity because of one mainline appearance in the last 30 years outside of mobile slop
two retards fighting again.
rosalinafags and daisyfags should make out this instant
I like how edgy Dark Land is in Mario 3, with the skulls and the evil hands and the tanks. I find it amusing
>>484177360so that's why you spammed low ranks on the gamebecause there was no daisy in it and rosalina took her spot lol
>>484137184>>484137348https://x.com/frostedvulpi>she/they>no flags in bioMaybe a woman (female), if only because I've never seen a troon in this space miss the opportunity to plaster their profile with the flag, and will almost always go for "she/her". ("she/they" is near-exclusively used by females who want to look different. I know these things.) Retweets are questionable though, but could just be a foolish "ally". If only they knew what the people they're supporting said about them behind their backs.
>>484177862Daisyfags could get everything they ask for and it still wouldn't be enough...not until she becomes the face of the franchise and every game is dedicated to how important and special she is.
>>484177862>low ranks OUT OF NOWHERErent with a tad of free
>>484177950Accidentally cut the link too much, it's https://x.com/frostedvulpix
mario retardy going on at superstarman25 ttv
>>483787539YES!! MICROGAMES!!
>>484177743
>anon wasn't lying on the mario retardyTime to turn my brain off for the next hour or so>>>/v/681335832
I have no proverbial dog in this proverbial fight, but I do think it prudent to mention that even on the Switch, Rosalina appeared in a mainline game before Daisy - if you count ports.
>>484178696love wins
>>484178817>that even on the Switch, Rosalina appeared in a mainline game before DaisyDaisy appeared in a mainline game 18 years before Rosalina.
>>484179583As an 8-bit blotch locked away in the bowels of the jank-mess that is Super Mario Land, yes.
>>484179583It took Rosalina 3 years to appear in two mainline games. It took Daisy 34 years to do the same.
>>484179914Not to mention she made the jump to playable only six years after appearing.
>>484179754still more relevant than sharts of cope, goalpost mover>>484179914>extreme cope detected
It all makes sense now.The ones shitting on Daisyfags were just Rosalinafags.
Just fucking kiss already
>>484180192So relevant that she didn't even appear in the direct sequel (unlike Rosalina, lol). Even Tatanga came back before her.
>>484180347Everyone shits on Daisyfags. The only "people" shitting on Rosalina are jealous Daisyfags.
>>484180347>he said, desperately hoping people would buy it and write off every future criticism of Daisy or her fans as being seething Rosalinafags
Don't you guys ever get sick of having the same tired arguments over and over?
>>484180460
>>484180668rosalinafags and daisyfags been going at it constantly since early may.
Eurgh, yuri.
>>484180628Shut the fuck up, Rosalinafag.
>>484180594>>484180628Found the Rosalinafags.
>>484181045Take your meds. I'm not your boogeyman.
>>484180628Who do you think you're fooling?
>>484178696>>484180826>fanonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s_XVdA1PZA&ab_channel=%24WAGGOT%26KOKAYNAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDNir68RCyg&ab_channel=%24WAGGOT%26KOKAYNA>canon
>>484181136But you are the Rosalinaman.
>>484180925I'm convinced it's shitposters that aren't actually fans of either girl, but just want to watch the general burn.
It's always been Rosalinafags. If anyone tries to criticise Daisy just call them seething Rosalinafags to make them shut their fat mouths.
>i-it's Rosalinafags I SWEARIf it were, we'd have already gotten a three-paragraph essay about how this was just a vocal minority, like how that one Daisyfag always does when it looks like his ilk are acting out of line.
>>484181440Who do you think you're fooling?
New thread>>484181696>>484181696>>484181696
This shit belongs on /v/
>>484181731Nobody, because I intend to fool nobody.I could tell you who my favorite really is, but I'd rather not.
>>484182015You're obviously the Rosalinafag who has been harassing Daisyfags for 3 years. Get a life.
>>484182158I'm not a Rosalinafag, but know this - I will haunt you until the day you draw your very last breath.
>>484182302Why do you hate Daisy so much?
>>484182302Yes, because like Rosalina, you're immortal.
>>484182421I think it best not to explain it.
>>484182568Is it because you're a seething othergirlfag?
>>484182695Swing and a miss, anon.
>>484182751Nah, sounds about right. You should be ashamed that Daisy frightens you.
>>484183035You're welcome to take another guess, if you'd like, but saying that I only hate Daisy because I like another girl over and over won't make it true just because you think it'd be funny.
the funny part is that next thread, this will reset for the umpteenth time, save for that """daisyfag""" (really just yet another shitposter) trying the rosalinafag angle again
>>484184643> """daisyfag""" (really just yet another shitposter) both terms are synonymous at this point
>>484187932s'pose so
>>484174647because in the manga mario has a daughter
>>484076783Shadow Queen, my beloved.
>>484189393the lanky queen.
>>484188772kinoppe the cute goober
goodnight, /smbg/
My dear /smbg/bros.
>>483754374The new direction of mario is grim>West slop was a hit and they're going to follow the movie>Crappy Peach game>Remakes>7/10 NSMB game not a big improvement on the formulaWill Switch 2 save the series?
>>483754374>>484194308you're shitposting but I'll humor you>thank god M&L Brothership will save us.
>>483754374The new direction of mario is great.
