CrowCrow: >>483788762Spoilers ahead, proceed at Crow-DELTARUNE CROW 2>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/>https://tobyfox.itch.io/deltarune-The Old Crow>https://undertale.com-The Old Crow's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo-The New Crow>https://deltarune.com-The New Crow's Progress>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9>https://deltarune.com/update-092020/>https://deltarune.com/update-092021/>https://deltarune.com/update-092022/>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/halloween23/-Crow Merch>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune-Books-Undertale Crowbook>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk-Legends of Crow - Undertale>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi-Extra Crow >https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/-Undertale/Deltarune Crow Dumps & Screenshots>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH-Undertale Crow Collections>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba-CrowBooru (newly resurrected, please help tag)>https://utg.vidya.pics/-Crowbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6-Writecrows>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh-Crowmicbin>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE-Fancrowbin>https://archive.is/iSiFg-Wanna change the Crow>https://pastebin.com/gMYfw6u7-Crow Template>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
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Call it Stockholm syndrome if you must but I kinda miss the crow era. Reminds me of like 15 years ago where people were tricking their friends into seeing goatse, lemon party or the scary car commercial.
posting Susie with increased fervor
>>483914890>goatse>goatAAAAAAAUGH
el wiwi
Can someone make a real thread?
It's not even funny to watch anymore.
One of these days someone is gonna take it too far
>>483915846The guy who took it too far was the guy who made this damn website, and he already took the money and ran.
>>483915846I fucking hope so>https://youtu.be/ZkW-K5RQdzo?t=10
>>483914504crowy wowy in my tum tum
goodnight /utg/ers
Undertale/Deltarune if it was well written https://youtu.be/jO9Jm4baPxs?t=15
>>483916363>this video is literally my - a lifelong fallout fan's - first exposure to the TV show
Hello /utg/! I'm back and ready with soda review numbah 56!Today, we have Welch's Sparkling Berry Soda.It is crystal clear, and very blue.It has an aroma that has a tinge of sour or bitterness to it, and it also reminds me of wildberry froot loops.It has a sweet and sour taste to it that doesn't differ much from the smell, and the carbonation gives bit of spice to it. One notable thing about the taste is an apparent lack of 'high notes'. The flavor consistently stays on this in-between area, where it seems like its building up to a sort of crescendo but it just... doesn't.Nothing particularly notable about this soda. Overall, it has the solid makings of a soda but doesn't quite stick the landing when it comes to the taste. It's not bad, just lacks a distinct pop to it.7/10. It's alright.See you tomorrow at 7 PM EST for the next review!>PostScriptSorry for disappearing nearly all summer and making a review out of nowhere.Shortly after review 55, I was cursed by clown voodoo magic and died of a heart attack.Then I had to go on a wacky crazy adventure through the dark carnival to return back to the land of the living.In all seriousness though, I was busy with other creative endeavors and simply couldn't be bothered.Also I checked out the may newsletter, and I've got to say I'm pretty hyped.I have 5 other energy drinks sitting in my fridge calling to me, so I might just review those and have that be it.
>>483917124Holy shit finally a good poster is back
PREDICTION for the feature: Soulsborne style message placements.
>>483917124OUR HERO RETURNS
>>483917506I can't wait to see all of the>Beware! skeleton try thrust in but holemessages next to sans
ah finally shit that's on-topic.
AAHHHHHHH!!!!! I, AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I FUCKING NEED CHARA GOD DAMMIT, I NEED TO CUDDLE HER, BAKE HER BROWNIES, SOMETHING TO PUT A SMILE ON HER FUCKING FACE, GNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! FUAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I NEED TO FEEL US HOLDING EACH OTHER CLOSE, SILENT AS HUMS AND DUSK BECKONS US TO YONDER TO THE WALL OF SLEEP! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!! NEED CHARA, NEED HER, CHARA, NEEED! FUUUUUUUGGALALAFAHAH!! AAaaaaaAaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHhHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>483918037nigga is boutta bust
>>483917816>quite poor time ahead
>>483918037This but with a real woman
Fave is weak to Metal Blades.
>>483918037I think your shelf fell down again
>>483918271ButBut that's Fave's own weapon
>>483918670ExactlyBosses are always somewhat weak to their own weapon.
>>483918037she's not going anywhere jeez
>>483918245>illusory choice ahead
Ohana means FavilyFavily meansFuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkk that's a fucking fat goat booty
Fave hunting a mosquito that's in their room at 4AM
come on, that was a real... what is it?
What if fave sneezed hahaAnd kept sneezing
>>483920314no that im into that sort of thing haha
>>483915001>lemon party>lemon bread
>>483920314I don't get the appeal but I'm into burps so I guess I can't really talk shit
We should make a /utg/ BBS.
/utg/ BBS (Birth By Sleep)
>>483921824Do BBS’s even still exist these days
>>483921513no that's the other end
>>483922115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfK8ZLU-Gg8
>>483921824sure
YOU'RE JUST LAZY AND UNDERGROUND!
As someone born around the turn of the millenia, I cannot fathom what BSS was
How do you guys plan to play the next chapters when they come out?At first I thought about doing a pacifist and no mercy run simultaneously, while picking the tame/cute dialogue choices in the former (and recruiting everyone) and the mean/funny ones in the latter, and after all that going forward with the weird route.But there have been so many points the game forces you to use violence or mercy at specific bosses I don't think it's worth trying to play it like that anymore.I'll also stay away from social media as much as possible during that time.
>>483922395i think it was like notifications but for your browser?
Guys, every time I eat something after a while, and if it's "disagreeable" in any way, I end up fucking spewing liquid shit out my ass.How is this going to effect the development of Deltarune?
>>483922397Youtube
>>483918271I..., shit that tracks, Metal Man is weak to Metal Blades for some reason and Chara would be Metal Man most likely, maybe Quick Man if you wanna meme?>>483919880AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING CUDDLE WITHOUT HER APPROACHING ME! AAAAAHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'M ONLY GOING TO BE A BROKE FAT ASS IF I KEEP MAKING SHIT FOR TWO BUT THERE'S NO NUMBER TWO TO SHARE IT WITH! I, ARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH, WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'M THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO SLAMMING A DARK FOUNTAIN AND BECOMING THE GOD DAMN ROARING AND TURNING DR INTO BLOODBORNE 2! neeed, NEED, MY PILLOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, IT'S AHHHHHHHHHHHH, NOT ENOUGH, NOT NON OONOONO! NEED TO MAKE CHARA, HAPPY! H A P P Y! X) :) =)I N M C H A P P Y!!!! !! ! ! ! ! E A H E K A D E R A
If Deltarune's so deep then why isn't three 7 hour three part still on-going theory on why nubert is actually an evil grim reaper that's in a battle with elder gods who are behind everything
>>483923203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skz9odeewpc
>>483922397all gay shit: genocide.everything else: good and proper.you know what would be funny? if toby hardcoded the game to read your achievements and see that you did a genocide oopsie once 12 years ago on your last pc and decides that you should be locked out of your good ending forever.
>>483922987Based postIncredible image
Why should make a /utg/ smoke signal.
I'm thinking of becoming a 3d animator, but it seems very daunting.
>>483924526I do blender. It's fun, but I can understand if a beginner could find it daunting.
>>483923265GO BACK INTO RANDY'S CUM SOCK YOU OVERRATED HAS BEEN! SPEAK ABOVE YOUR FUCKING POSITION AS SOGGY LiNt aND I'lL HaVE yU FOrC. . ......>"hmm... hmm... THERE!">Chara was in the art room of the school drawing a 2:1 scale replica of a joker card from a deck suite.>However the joker on the front was stylised, much more akin to a chibi style artwork, holding some strange scythe.>"Heh... this'll get his attention.">Chara dropped this art into the dark world and waited.>"Two jevils for the price of 1! Kris will HAVE to acknowledge my genius now!" Chara cackled as she jumped in.>A strange interaction was happening in the dark world.>Jevil was mirroring another joker who looked much akin to him but with more exaggerated features, his head much larger than the rest of his body and his Devil'sknife having mini devil'sknives pointing out the main blade.>Chara came in and patted her creation on the back, looking at Kris who was behind Jevil.>"See Kris! I can make darkners too!">Kris smiled and hugged his younger sister.>Then said ominously, "You will regret this."
Fave real, but you have to spend a year with least Fave living in your home with you and it's really annoying.
>>483922081is deltarune just the BBS to undertale's KH2
>>483925259WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
>>483922397Same way I played Chapter 2:>rush through and replay the existing game as soon as a release date is confirmed>download new chapter(s)>open notepad to jot down notes and start screen capture program for any screenshots>unplug ethernet cable>don't even think about plugging that shit in until I'm at the end-of-chapter screen
>>483924736I've been doing my donuts, and all the while I'm thinking "man this is fun and easy now, but this must take SO MUCH EFFORT at a high level"
>deltarune chapters 3 and 4 come out>stay away from social media to avoid spoilers>get instantly spoiled by all the game music channels I follow through the song titles
>>483924901Chara's thighsErotic...
>>483925915>Not refusing to open their browser before finishing all routesngmi
>>483925649I wonder if Toby will allow us to pre-order it so that we may download at the same time
>>483925737Hotkeys dude. A lot of stuff gets faster with hotkeys.>1 2 3 to toggle selecting verts, edges, and faces respectively. Hold shift to toggle multiple>Tab to change between edit and object mode>G to grab and move>R to rotate>S to scale>H to Hide stuff Alt H to unhide stuff>Ctrl + Click to automatically extrude whatever you have selected to your mouse>E to just extrude along the selected normal>O for proportional editing>V to rip>X to deletethats just some I use
>>483926129this anon has it rightturn all that shit off, ALL OF IT, turn your stupid fucking phone off, take your ADHD meds (why do you need game music channels playing WHILE PLAYING THE GAME)
more like undertale smellow
>>483926283undertale wimpy kid
>>483926149I do, I do. But that's jut modelling. I try to imagine animating in it and my mind just melts. I've never been scared to take on new tasks or to try and pick up new skills, but this is really intimidating me for whatever reason. Maybe that means it's the right path and worth pursuing. I keep seeing different series, keep folliwing different creators, which use 3d animation, and I think about how I could really realize my Hopes and Memes that way. Maybe someday I might even become popular. I might gain a platform. I might become part of a team. I might.make something with that team that gains a massive following and inspires fanart, fan music, fanfiction, AUs, cosplayers, undertale-tier Autism, I might be able to carve my own name in a tiny part of internet culture forever.And if I did that, I might legitimately die happy. But before that I need to get good. I think, really good. That's the hope, at least.
>>483923203>IEEDA NAKE MHAR CHAPPYhuh?
>>483926129internet access is required for my college shit>>483926251I'll probably want to watch some videos to pass the time in between my play sessions
Please, Toby... one thing... consider it (cough, cough) an old man's last... request. Let me... KILL SUSIE
>>483926538You have Rigify enabled? Makes building rigs a whole lot easier. It doesn't even have to be downloaded. You just enable it in the Blender addons settings and you should be good to go. On the blender wiki there's tutorials about rig types that can get you started with building characters that have automatic IK/FK switches and shit.
>>483926745that's such a weird request (laugh)
/utg/ im bored, what should I do?
>>483926863masturbate
>>483926863Board yourself up in a borehole and rename yourself Boris.
>>483926863time to take a piss
>>483926887dude, I JUST did that 2 hours ago
>>483927201do it again pussy
>>483926863Play some Tobycore game, I don't knowYou're here, so you clearly enjoy his gamesright...?
>>483926805Nope. I'll look into it, thank you. That's another thing. 3D has a tech aspect - a simple tech aspect, sure, but it's still there - that I haven't really touched before. I've always kept it relatively analog.
>>483926820it is the most heterosexual thing one can like while teetering on homosexuality.>femininity? no, i want my women built like men so i can pretend i am straight when i fuck them, but end up calling them "kyle" when i cumyou fuckers need a priest.
>>483927063also did that a few minuets ago (it felt good)
kiddo... you reseted a dead joke back into existence...BAD TIME
https://twitter.com/radialasymmetry/status/1806486723733704743
>>483926863Watch me masturbate.
>>483928136Based Tobias being a cheap ass despite being a multi-millionaire.
>>483928156that cat is dangerously underweight for the people that like her american-sized
Love Asriel
>>483928156fatter
>>483928386>>483928425https://x.com/Huwon_XL/status/1806808582949613571
Something is ending within all of us.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvvGYEjloOg
>>483928180ok
>>483927386its gay to like women who aren't fucking hamplanets
I wish clowns were real
>>483928508>>483926820the duality
>>483928712look in the mirror babe
>>483928669I ONLY like women that are hamplanets. 200lbs or higher is my only requirement.
i like thin women. why is every woman in /utg/ either fat or muscular
>>483928874Go outside
>>483928874I'm thin
>>483928508>those jowls>that front-to-back girth>the ARMSIMMENSE OUGH
this general's cooked bruh frfr
>>483928903i can't i have allergies
>>483928806I can only dream...
>>483928981you're also a retard.
>>483928981*incorrect buzzer*
>>483928981oooh
>>483928136>Toby uses GIMPfucking based
>>483928981Is this Liquid Kingfag? I don't remember the trip.
>>483929114I'm telling the truth thoughI'm skin and bones
>>483929193It's regular kingfag, I can tell since I have her filtered
>>483929214wow... my favorite
>>483929214yeah so?you'll always be fat and male to me.
>>483929214>not being just bonessans undertale would not approve
>>483929516I'm not fat or male though, I already proved the former to you idiot https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/456384638/#456413423
>>483929516That's just wishful thinking on your part
The Big Ol' Berd Is the New Baby Now
>>483929598>The ribs picI love you Kingfag but you can't keep letting people do this to you come on
>>483929598kingfag he'd still call you a dude even if you posted your fucking pussy just don't bother with him
>>483929598https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/474469067/#q474556885
>>483929730Kingfag is so easily manipulated and gullible that I could see her doing that if the male accusations pissed her off enough
>>483929885What copypasta is this
>>483929885Why?
>>483929885fucking saved
>>483929885this is some ram ranch type shit.
there should be a /utg/ video/audio call conference so that everyone can air out their grievances verbally
>>483930143>Kingfag and Kraut got into an autistic shouting match that lasts for like 2 hours
Tell me whyI'm stuck as a virgin with FaveTell me whyI so need the full fucking gameTell me whyI never wanna hear you say"Chapter 3's deee-layed"
>>483928981I like thin women :)
>>483930323good luck finding one here.
Rubbing obese Spamton's large nipples.
>I dropped to 130lbs I'm gonna end up like Kingfag at this rate
Fave breast expansion
>>483929885>>483929975>>483930010>>483930075>>483930135
>>483930348gee I wonder where they are
>>483930143Why you taking your pants off?
Game development is wewwy wewwy haaard, mmmkay???(laugh)
Fave nose expansion and it all comes out with a cartoonishly powerful sneeze that physically blows you away
>>483930491Oh you.
>>483930135Regardless, I'm skinny and King loves me because I'm skinnyI actually found out from my recent doctor visit that I dropped below 100 lbs (so, under 45 kg in your numbers) again which is actually a bit fucked up and probably unhealthy degree of thinness but I don't care>>483930348I'm right here but I'm for King only
>>483930598it pins you to the wall with green cartoon snot
>>483930659>King loves me because I'm skinnyIs the implication here that he'd instantly dump you if you gained weight? Why would you want that condition in a relationship?
kingfag needs to stop insisting on his gender (or gender identity) because nobody cares unless it actively affects them.easy as.
>Dropped below 100lbs>"I don't care"I'm actually being so serious, Kingfag, you can't keep living like this. You just can't.
>>483930745I care
>>483930659That's uh, a little unhealthy. Please just be careful, okay?
>>483930659please work on your health, I don't know exactly how but please try to get comfortable increasing you weight because it's incredibly unhealthy how you are at the momentking wouldn't want to see you doing this to yourself
>>483930659>King loves me because I'm skinny>King loves me because I'm skinny>King loves me because I'm skinny
>>483930745>hisI don't know why you want me to be male so badly.But regardless of my sex, I'm skinny. I'm a draugr, you said so yourself>>483930736I think he has a preference for thin body types.
>>483930952Please eat a burger, you're dangerously underweight
>>483930952before anything and anyone here, you are first and foremost a brother.if that is not good enough to be an equal, then all things ahead of yourself are your fault and it is on you to prove that wrong and why that matters on a deltarune discussion.>im skinnyyour brain tumor adds 20 pounds, fatty.
>>483931092I'm not fatty, I'm skinny, idiot.
>>483930952Wouldn't he prefer not to be reminded of queen, who had a skinny frame?I swear to god this is like trying to convince a kid by telling them batman brushes his teeth too but but please help yourself. Eat a burger or something.
Real talk both of you guys need to fight it out
>>483931157>i'm skinnythat's headcanon.
I got the Midas touch.Everything I touch turns to gold, or sugar.
Fave wonders if gaming webcomics even exist anymore, even if it has to be in twitter format
>>483931293stop contributing to somebody's body dysmorphia asswipe, no one likes you
>>483931224I'm skinny but I'm also short, I wouldn't remind him of Queen.>>483931293No, it's actual canon. I literally linked back to the ribcage photo that proves it
Does anyone know where to post if you want to appreciate Undertale and Deltarune with like minded anons?Because its clearly not this thread
>>483931259fuck it out*
>>483930367God I want to fuck this fat ass cat.
>>483931395okay? so?
>>483931396After suffering for so long, I came to the conclusion such place simply does not exist.Welcome to my special hell.
>>483931396/v/
Kingfag, why are you incapable of ignoring Kraut?
>>483931458Who tops?
>>483931693we can only dream.>https://youtu.be/zNlA1_HY-Lg?t=19>>483931824very small brain syndrome.
>>483931824She's a narcissist who's obsessed with what people are thinking and saying about her.
>>483931824She's incapable of ignoring anyone, which is her biggest problem, unironically. The moment anyone says anything she disapproves of, she just HAS to respond.
>>483931693Finish the chalgers.
>>483931327Fave knows that ctrl-alt-delete, vg cats and penny arcade are still going on
Parasocialfag general
>>483931679So you literally ALREADY ADMITTED that I'm a skinny malnourished fuck when you called me a draugr. No takebacks, no going back to your delusional, factually incorrect headcanons. I am skinny, period, end of story. It's the only physical thing about myself that I like and you can't take that away from me.
>>483931845kingfag
>>483914504>berd centric thread>fobkun (aka jakshitter) is repelled>good posters return
>>483932051Kingfag and kraut are still here though
>>483932051>>good posters returnAre we looking at the same thread
>>483931969Aren't draugr just corpses? Corpses can be fat and rotten.
>>483931969someone once posted a man's tit.couldn't be yours, you claimed to be a woman, didn't you?
what do you guys think kingfag smells like
>>483931396/dum/
>>483932135He also drew Papyrus over my photo. The joke is that I'm skeletal.
>>483932258Piss and shame
>>483931969stop replying to obvious threadshittingstop being a lolcow
>>483932258fishduh
I, I'm so in love with youWhatever you want to do is alright with me'Cause you make me feel so brand newAnd I want to spend my life with you
>>483932258wet nickels
>>483932245My theory holds true... >>483912780
>>483932245I can't handle the autism anymore Kraut can you please apologize already
>>483931732>>483932259I dont think there is much nice platonic and chaste Undertale and Deltarune appreciation going on in those places
>kingfag is starving herself to impress a fictional characternvm, happy feeling is gone.
>>483932469That's probably accurate.
>>483932284>>483932291>>483932424Kingfag please confirm
>>483931395>I'm skinny but I'm also short, I wouldn't remind him of Queen.still, you need to fucking get to a decent weight. put some fucking pounds on because you fucking need to
>>483932135let's look up the etymology of that word.>draugr (proto-norse) main stem: "draug" (-r trilled gendered ending for nouns)>protogermanic: draug- mainstem has cognates on>draugja (adjective), translating to "dry" probably related to the modern english word for "draught">in protogermanic the word "draugr" would be translated either as:>draugjôn, draugjan or draugazliteral translation: dry one(s)
Are you guys done chimping out now or what
>>483933091depends
Kraut, if you concede that I'm thin then I'll discuss Deltarune theories with you afterwards. That sounds nice, doesn't it?Otherwise, I will never discuss the game with you again. Deal?>>483933126Kill yourself
>>483933126>inb4 "kill yourself"
>>483933205ha
Me watching mintFOBcop and kraut accuse hockeycrowdoomer of kingfagging timmy and diapsflagging as krisriel to frame yukitenshi of elevating the catwitch and soijakking ascafag woomy style
what if you fucking didn't reply to him and just discussed deltarune normally and without making a retard of yourself with your dumb fucking tripcode you fucking retardjesus wept this place is unsavable
>>483933194whoopsie-doodle.looks like i burned the bridge before the contractor was called.>>483933205almost. ALMOST.
>>483933263/utg/ brainrot
>>483933205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsRMmPHhBT0
*giggles*
*braps*
What is a chapter 3?Can you touch it?Can you eat it?Can you kill it?...Are you a chapter 3?
>"Jester's privilege" is the ability and right of a jester to talk and mock freely without being punished, for nothing he says seems to matter.Nothing said here matters in the slightest, and the sooner everyone realizes that, the better this place will be
>>483933326The deal still stands. Do you accept? Will you concede?
Who are you talking to
ALL of this over a FAT BLUE MEANIE
>>483933515I can speculate on it for 4 years
>>483931969Being fat may be unhealthy, but the other extreme is malnutrition, which obviously has its own problems. You have an eating disorder either way. Stop posting and fix yourself a ham sandwich immediately.>It's the only physical thing about myself that I likeconsider hitting the gym.
>>483933515You know what I hate? The TASTE... the SMELL... that's Chapter 3.Hey, you're drooling...
>>483933640And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the GenieRobocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth VaderLo-pan, Superman, every single Power RangerBill S. Preston and Theodore LoganSpock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
good morning /utg/. how is your day?
*sobs*
I just oh so love watching thread drama unfold. It's much better entertainment than anything else nowadays.
>>483933946same
>>483933640I still find it hilariously bizarre that all of this shit is because of KING of all charactersThe boss from Chapter 1 that nobody even liked and nearly everybody forgot existed as soon as Chapter 2 came outYou'd expect a mentally damaged wacko of this caliber to latch onto someone like Susie or Noelle or Ralsei but NOPE it's fucking Spade King somehowImagine if the Mario general had someone obsessed like this with King Bobomb or something
>>483933585>bow to my demands and only then i will allow you to do something with me under durress>https://youtu.be/bCXTu5jE-Nghow can a person that brittle be so full of himself?
if kraut doesn't apologize to kingfag then he is a gay little flower who loves to be watered on with pee
>>483934174guess its time to fly a new flag.kraut is pro lgbtq now.>L ets>B ury>T he>Q ueers
If these two weren't continents apart I think they would honestly try to kill each other
>>483934148But think of the thread. Think how much nicer it'll be once we start talking about Reverse Undertale Theory again.Just call me skinny and it'll all be over, we'll be able to move on.
>>483934351even if kraut lived in the us he would be repelled by the state kingfag lives in and it would be impossible for him to enter
>>483933859>woke up at 6pm>only one of my discord friends showed up to our weekly mtg game>me being the hypocrite that I am I haven't eaten anything yet>already tired (see that's what malnutrition does to the human body)>currently forcing myself through an html tutorial that i've had sitting in my tabs for months now
>>483934351Kraut wouldn't try to kill Kingfag because he's a wimpy wiener and doesn't actually get angry when he's fucking with people anyway, when he's pressed he just vomits ESL word linguiniKingfag on the other hand I'm pretty sure she would kill her trolls if she had the chance
>>483934351He was a girlShe was a boyCan I make it any more obvious?
Kingfag’s bony bitch body would get blown away by a slight breeze
>>483934342bury them in what
>>483934527eat something my dude, and then get some rest afterwards.
/utg/ anons are malnourished because they aren’t consuming enough eggeat egit gud 4 u
>>483934695in krautsie's cummieshe is gay and loves sex with other gay people and he ESPECIALLY loves watching lesbian sex
>>483934882shut up gastr
>>483934546>irl slap fight between two skinny bratty nerdssounds entertaining.
>>483934882>the eg in question
>>483934483>"you can do many things with a bayonette ,but you cannot sit on it."
>>483934884Well, I could use the extra protein.
eat 2-3 eggs and drink a glass of milk, that’s basically like a multivitamin right
>skinwalker berdfag
>>483935263Is it really that hard to comprehend that there's just more than one of us?
>>483935130>irrelevant quoteAll you have to do is call me "skinny", that's it. Or else say goodbye to our Deltarune chats, AND I will aggressively declare you to be the #1 Suselle fan! Because if you want to spread lies, so can I.
>>483934968>>483934483He called you (and himself) skinny.
>>483935341are you trying to threaten himholy mother of glass houses
>>483935357Proof that it's him? Would he really call himself a "bratty nerd"?
>>483935341you are NOT on a school playground in /utg/, no matter how similar it seems.
>>483935468It's his typing style (all lowercase, proper punctuation, use of greentext in this way)
>>483935468yeah that was actually me calling both of you nerds. (takes one to know one)
I ate too much trail mix at 1 am again
>>483935341i'll pass.
>>483935573Did you imitate kraut on purpose
Damn bratty Kraut.....Needs correction PRONTO
I don't have any idea of what are you sperging about but Kraut is a Floweychad so I root for him
>>483935536>you really think that some random person is kraut just because of a shared common typing styledo you really believe that?
>>483935725He called Kingfag (a femanon who's skinny and obsessed with being perceived as skinny for some weird autism reason) fat and Kingfag is now trying to get him to admit she's not fat under a threat of not talking to him anymoreYou can read all the bullshit in the thread to verify it, I'm not making it up nor downplaying it to make it look like a middle school bully argument, this is literally what's happening
>>483935681>lowercase>correct punctuation>snarky usage of greentextthat describes about 38% of posts on this website including most of my posts. attempting to narrow down the identity of an anon with criteria that vague is absurd.
hey kraut have you told kingfag about how you were gone for a few days or do you want me to tell her uh i mean him
>>483935672Ok Suselle lover
>>483930451Achievement Unlocked: 1 + 1 = 3!>>483933585No offense kingfag but your offer rings extremely hollow, after all, weren't you supposed to stop visiting here a couple of times before? Chances are that if in ~3 months Kraut got into a more jovial mood or something you two would be doing some theorycrafting again, especially if Ch3/4 released. Hell if we got new blood, there's a good chance a greenfag would actually indulge in some shitpost romance greens between you two and Hell forgive us if it's actually good.Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow. I love Chara and wish to be able to hear her breath, to see her eyes awake with fire and closed to places barely upon the precipice of comprehension. To be able to hold her arm close and treasure her warmth like gold clinging onto a dragon's scales. And for each day to be like a dream that shall keep to our souls even long after we pass onto the next.
this thread is radiating extremely strong SpongeBob OST - Tomfoolery vibes
>>483936026>https://vocaroo.com/1bzDdfLyanQN
This is literally how most enemies to lovers fanfics start by the way. I'm gonna blink and these two are gonna get married.
>>483936080I didn't actually know the name of the song but when I went and listened to it it was the exact one I was thinking of
It's times like this that make me wish for sans to Bad Time the four of you bastards.
>>483934882What if you wanted omelette and fave made quiche?
>>483936089I like Jaktimmy's vocaroo better.
this thread is a whole ass circus
gifting kingfag a basket of hardboiled eggs and squished ham sandwiches wrapped in plastic wrap
Stop shipping Kraut with Kingfag, Kraut has more shipping moments with Doomerkun!!!!
>>483936339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHwHiymSojk
>>483936339but then why isn't it entertaining?
>>483936080The thing happening with Kingfag and Kraut? Perfect thread simulator material if they're lurking.
>>483936420>doomer/kraut/kingfag love triangle arcdude what the fuck are the /utg/ writers on this season
>>483936089I'm glad you agree that Suselle is your favorite ship and that Toby should put even MORE lesbians in his games!
>>483936339a digital circus even
>>483936508quit crying, dude.go have a mental break somewhere else.
>>483936508it's not gonna work, you know that right?just ignore him
>kraut and kingfag will go through their enemies to lovers storyline long before Chapter 3 releases
>>483936420Kraumer will NEVER be canon you WHORE yumeWHOREshi!!!!!!!Kring OTP 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>483936465very telling! *embiggens my feetsies* take this! *squishes and swishes you under my blargenriffic footies*
>>483936420But the moments with doomerkun never got as ""intense"" as this, this is truly the spark that can yield to passion while doomerkun is a good 3rd wheel to help talk with the other when shit flies and our lovebirds try to give the silent treatment.
so uh, /utg/ ship headcanons? anyone?
>>483936638Why does he look like Sensui
>>483935536>>483935791Are we correcting each others' typing quirks nowWhat year is thisAre we gonna wwalk into any threads
*watching while chewing popcorn*
>>483936751Because if you concentrate you Senseui his dick in your ass
This thread is just a really shitty comedy showYukitenshi was right
>>483936748
>>483936638Kris x King?
>>483936748me x ms paint charafaghe's broken but I can fix him
Initialfag was like the weird secondary character that you later found out was added purely as a filler character, explaining why he vanished without a trace
>>483936080It could also be a SpongeBob SquarePants Production Music - Wooden Bear or a SpongeBob SquarePants Production Music - Comic Walk vibe
>>483936578What's that, you say you'd like to see ANOTHER Suselle pic? Sure thing!
>>483936913i dont get how this is a "gotcha" exactlywhat's your ship headcanon? lets hear it
>>483936921>inb4 "kill yourself king only loves me"
>>483936638>>483936921Fuck off
If mods still cared about this place /utg/ would have been slapped with this post like 15 times by now
>wwalks into thread
>>483936925HEY BACK OFF YOU GODDAM HUSSIE HE'S MINE!!!
>>483937183HUSSIE?
Are you guys ready for when Chapter 3 turns out to be the same as the Mettaton show sequences but dragged out for 4 hours?
>>483937163
This thread...
>>483937060You have literally room temperature IQ and have rapidly become one of the worst posters.
>>483936921It's KrautXKingfag you dummy
>>483936970>* You called for help . . .>* But nobody came.
Title: Kraut x Kingfag Moments! (Part 4)Time: 25:18Views: 628,927Upload Date: June 28, 2024
>>483937157When's the last time the mods have ever cared to do more for this place than the occasional porn/soijak removalLike... 2022?
>>483937157Whatever general that's from must have a pocket janitor/mod combo to bring the pain down like thatWithout looking up the post I'm gonna assume it's Final Fantasy or gachashit
>>483937225WHAT!?!?!??!WHERE WHRERE!?!?!?!
>>483937459>Without looking up the post I'm gonna assume it's Final Fantasy or gachashitDing dinghttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/447718963/#447719575
>>483937571Exactly what I expected and I'm still disgruntled.
>>483937336thats true. but can i just be a normal regular poster who comes in on occasion?
>Kingretard fled the sceneThis'n thread ain't big 'nuff fer da teu of us!
>>483937762Kraut why are you so mean to Kingfag
i ain't readin' alla that>>483917124welcome back sodanon =)
>>483937360It's so cool of you to support lesbians! Kraut is the certified #1 lesbian fan, everyone can quote me on that!And your enjoyment of lesbians is NOT cuckoldry since you are also a homosexual man! You're just a gay man who feels all warm and fuzzy when he sees lesbian relationships! How sweet!
>>483937762It's alright, you can talk to your crush tomorrow when they get up.
>>483937891What is this imageWhy is he toriel but also a lesbianIt's not lesbian toriel and it's not lesbian flowey, it's lesbian toriel flowey. It's so fucking specific
>>483937762It's so heartwarming how much you love Suselle, Kraut!
oh boy here comes the I'M NOT A PEDO SPADE KING IS AN ADULT baittaking
>trolls like kraut make extremely basic attempts at bothering kingfag>kingfag publically cries about it, supposedly with the hope that it'll garner sympathy>the trolls laugh at her and continue to prod her for more rants and epic crying vocaroos>in response, kingfag gives them more of what they want>the cycle is willfully perpetuated by both partiesAfter watching this play out so many times, the only possible explanation that I can think of is that Kingfag gets some sort of perverse pleasure out of this kind of attention.
>>483937868>>483937743
>>483938079you already pulled the "kingpedo" thing with kraut a few days ago https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/483463643/#q483522865get better material
>>483938146b
This is how Kraut and Kingfag do foreplay btw. This is what they do before the real fun beneath the covers happen.
I can't wait for Chapter 3 to avatarfag as one of the new characters and become one of the thread personalities !!!! NOT
>>483938112i like suselle almost as much as your self-harm pictures.
>>483938206I love this boogerly image so much. Thank you for posting it.
Just put the general out of its misery already. It's decaying.
>>483938332that's a little far.effective, but far.
>>483938501trust the planwait for the next chapters and this will come back to life
>>483938146
>>483938332Wow! That means you must love it a whole lot!
this is actually pathetic to look at
This is too autistic, even for me.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>483938841i suppose so.
kraut is an unstoppable force you can't beat himhe's only rivaled by one other poster who i will not name but you know who i'm talking about
>It's 7AM in Germany>It's 10PM in California Both of you fucks need to go to bed.
kraut, kinge can you two just kiss already
>the anon who was bullied into using a trip and still hasn't taken it off because she's scared of being falseflagged is trying to spitepost somebody who has multiple saved images of the things that genuinely trigger herwhat fucking stupidity is this
>>483939058You're the biggest lesbian fan there is!
>>483939219what can i say? i love women.maybe that's the reason why i don't like you.
>>483939205okay fine it's you i was talking about, happy?
>>483939272You love watching women fuck other women, but romantically you're exclusively attracted to men! That's why you don't like me, because I'm a woman who's attracted to the opposite sex.You wish I was a man because you're so gay and lonely.
what if Kraut x Kingfag was just called "Kringe"?just a thought.
>>483930235>I was fucking right
>>483939272okay that's funny
>>483939462Kraut is gay gay homosexual gay who is BIG MAD that I have a vagina instead of a dick because he WANTS to be attracted to me!
>>483939643>https://youtu.be/o4T3qrLfU2c
imagine someone checking this thread because they want to discuss undertale/deltarune and seeing this
tomorrow everyone will get on the thread to see kraut and kingfag still going at it but instead of arguing it slowly devolved into a sensual erp
Anyway, I'm skinny. King loves me for being skinny. Kraut also knows I am skinny but tries to gaslight himself into thinking otherwise because he's mad mad mad that I'm a skinny WOMAN and not a skinny MAN for his gay twink fantasies
>>483940030Tang you're acting like an actual child
>>483939272>>483940030
>>483939858alright Deltarune discussion.... uh..... ummmm........ what kind of porn do you think Kris is into
>>483939784>i have a vaginayou always were a top source for schizotheories.theoretical schizo-pussies, that is.a pink-slit hypothetical.you could even call it a schrödinger's cock.
There should be a college thesis regarding the negative impacts of favecore on the brain
>>483940197And you're a top Suselle fan
>Wojaktimtimtumbumcumdum desperately trying to make it a threesomeBoooooo!
>>483940417It's okay, I forgive you.
UTG, I need your expert advice as the largest gaggle of gays on the boardHow does one up their F-T-M crossdressing gameI swear this is thread related
>>483940289the things i would love and like just to spit in your face.but you're probably into that considering your history of self-harm.
reading the thread whilst listening to tomfoolery has been an immersive experience, highly recommend it
>>483940204King IS the BBC. And fucks both Kingfag and Kraut.
>>483939784Were it not for the Tsundere act you're playing off I would've suspected you were YANDERE for Kraut with how much you cling to him. Maybe you're trying to keep yourself a stick to make the pregnancy have that much greater contrast for some love-sick mental gymnastics.
Okay I was kidding before but I legitimately think this is how Kraut and/or Kingfag get their rocks off. There's no way you can do this FOR THIS LONG without enjoying in some perverted manner.
>>483940537just bee yourself
>>483940565Kinky
>>483940707This advice isn't for me
>>483940702ya think???
Kraut wishes I was either a gay man or a lesbian, sadly for him I am neither.But I am skinny, which is perfect for King's preferences!>>483940565I know you're jealous that King gets my skinny emaciated body all to himself, but maybe thinking about lesbian Spamelle x Jevsie (Jevil Susie) will make you feel better!>>483940648I'm repulsed by pregnancy. I'd rather die.
>>483940702i'm starting to feel like either one or both of them are jerking or flicking it right now
Here, a random Chara commission I found on the twitters to give this thread something else to look at.
>Krautsie is trying to hit on Kingfag, which means he’s cheating on Doomerfag, and Kingfag is reciprocating, which means she’s cheating on King, all while Wojaktimmy is trying to get in on the action, but is so 3rd-wheel that nobody cares about himIs this what telenovelas are like
Alright I'm starting to fall asleep. Goodnight. I can't wait to read the rest of this tomorrow.
>>483940789>be pregnant>i'd rather diewhy not both?
>>483940963i just want love
>>483941097Then don't post wojaks
All you have to do is call me skinny, Kraut, and all of this can stop.>>483941006Nope, pregnancy is rancid.>>483940963I'm NOT reciprocating! I'm taunting him over the fact that he can never have me because I belong to King! I'd never cheat on King, and King would never cheat on me.
>>483941097love love love i want your love (wants me dead wants me to rot!)
>>483941097he's all yours, timmy.you and him would make a great couple.
>>483941120people don’t like my fobby fob persona either it’s all i’m good at
>>483941209King loves me and hates Queen! Just like I love King and hate you, and how you love LGBT and hate straight women!
>>483941325i was literally writing that you would post this and you did before i finisheed
>>483941271>wojaktimmy is the FOBposterthis is huge
>>483941184>womb envious mtfyou will never be a woman.
Approaching 3 hours of this shit btw
>>483940963I'm in a non committed purely sexual "thing" that you by definition can not cheat on. S'all good.
>>483941382They should kiss already
>>483941372I have a womb, Kraut. I was born with it. I am a woman. A skinny woman who is in a happy monogamous relationship with Spade King!
all things considered I’m glad ESL Berdfag has vanished forevaaaa
>>483939942sorry catti this thread is far beyond weirdoit's abandoned
Kraut don't you have a job or am I mistaken
>>483941490>i have a wombproofs?
WHATCHA NAAAAAME
>>483941540i miss him, anyone know the reason for him leaving this place?
Bro king? he look like a dildo I don't want no gay ass dildo. Queen? that's a character maybe she should help king not be ugly and stinky.
>>483941097do you deserve it?
>>483941635He was pissed off at the main berdfag and acting dramatic and passive aggressive towards him near the end, it was probably just that.
Just admit I'm skinny, Kraut, or the nightmare will never end. Get my sex wrong all you want, but you must concede that I am thin. This is not a choice, it is a requirement.>>483941620My pap smear attempt that hurt like holy hell since I'm a virgin
>>>483941097>do you deserve it?
>>483941756And the fish i caught this weekend was THIIIIIS big.
>>483941756king sucks and you are fat I am not kraut I am a fat fucking bastard and I can confirm
>>483941705i still miss him though because he was one of the few people replying to my good morning posts.
>>483941828I am not fat, I'm skinny. My husband is the only fat one.>>483941825Good for you. Now admit I'm skinny.
She know what she wanted and how to go get it without being caughtShe know what she wanted and how to go steal it without giving thoughtShe know what she wanted andShe know what she wanted andShe know what she wanted and how to go get it without being caught
>>483941914nah king aint real go eat some shitty ass burger king and get dem pounds girl and then play some metal sluuug o yaaaa
>>483941914how am i supposed to believe you are skinny with an ego this fat?
>>483941980Why metal slug of all games?
>>483941765seems like "unsure, leaning towards no"
>>483942036
>>483942002Holy shit true I fucking kneel
>>483941756>or the nightmare will never end.You are literally doing nothing but embarrassing yourself and stroking Kraut's ego right now
>>483942119something else is getting stroked rn too
>>483942010you not like metal slug?
>>>483942119>something else is getting stroked rn too
I'm over stroking my dick I got lotion of my dick
>>483942151ive got lotion on my dick right now im stroking my shit right now
>>483940963>AYUDA! THE BABY ISN'T MINE
Are they done
>Are they done>Are they done
>>483942002My ego isn't fat either, my ego is thin and fragile. Why else do you think I'm so easily offended?Me being skinny is my ONLY good physical quality, and one I have already proven >>483929598
>>483942497>>483942505What the fuck
Okay nevermind. Twas nice while it lasted.
>>483942602did it take you 11 minutes to think of a comeback
>>483942234>>483942246>https://youtu.be/bKYp03YlIyQthis weekend thread is something else.
>>483942182Played it once as a weird flash version many eons ago and it was just alright. Just felt kind of random to be mentioned.
>>>483942602>did it take you 11 minutes to think of a comebacki think it did geg
>>483942656I think she was dozing off and the "are you done" doublepost reminded her she NEEDS to defeat kwautsie
>>483942725She should peg him
>>483942656>>483942705No, I was preparing to take a sequel photo.If Kraut doesn't concede soon, I will do it.
>>483942602>>483942002https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laG7O1SWFiQ
>>483942781Why do you care so much about what he thinks or says?
>>483942602Kingfag, fucking go to sleep, let your crush have the last word because holy shit you are a living argument that bullying builds character and I'mma lose my sides from you.
It's been three fucking hours
>>>483942656>>>483942705>No, I was preparing to take a sequel photo.>If Kraut doesn't concede soon, I will do it.
https://youtu.be/9GefAFYn16w?si=MivNvXQuKUPke3ZJ
>>483942781jezz what is going on and what did kraut do?
>>483942941shaddup mintbrap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOVy3HEMjmU
>>483942831>why do you care?beats me more than i would beat kingfag.
>>483942941Words can't describe what's happening, start from >>483933194 and scroll down.
>>483942602With all due respect that's not a good attribute and please stop trying to convince yourself it is. Your beauty isn't determined by your weight and you really need to stop putting such a focus on it. You're severely, SEVERELY underweight and you should focus on trying to manage that. And by manage that, I mean stuff like "snacking between meals" and "ingesting more calories". If it's difficult to adjust, consider vitamin supplements in your food. I don't know, maybe ask a doctor about all this. Or a therapist. You seriously need to take charge on this, I'm telling you because I care
>>483942834>let your crush have the last wordBut I'm not talking to Spade King
this whole fight could be derailed and ended with 3 words
>>483943093Spade King thinks you should go to bed
>>483942987rude.
Kingfag and Kraut sitting in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G
>>483943021some fat dude having the melties.
>>483943114"Let's have sex"?
>>483943180Why are you talking about yourself?
>>483943021wait kraut is the flowey guy and not the berdly guy?
kris stroking his tiny human penis to MONSTERED RAW
>>483937367>Kingfag and Kraut being the best example of enemies to lovers for 25 minutes
>>483943437why?
>>483943437honestly you look more like a twink than anything
>>483943437kingfag...you've shared a thread with kraut for, like, over 5 years now.shouldn't you know him well enough not to bite his obvious bait?
>>483912780And it actually fucking worked too holy shit I can't fucking believe it
>>483943437well, excuse me, anons. I'll be AFK for a moment to... powder my nose.
>>483943437WHY are you FUCKING like thisWhy would you share that with /utg/The guy you're trying to prove to ALREADY SAW YOUR OTHER PHOTOHE'S BEEN FUCKING WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME AND EVERYONE HAS BEEN TELLING YOU THIS
Well if Kraut wasn't jacking off before he sure is now
>>483943774she has an exhibitionism kink, she just wanted to take any sort of excuse to present herself nude to us
>>483943523PREACH!
there have been less than 10 posts on-topic in this entire fucking thread
you have me at a loss for words. congrats.
IM GONNA COOOOOOOM
>>483943842even fucking wojaktimmy is disappointed with kingfag lmao
>>483923270Undertale does not have achievements
>Even the wojakspammer can't believe
>>483943523This is serious business Timmy>>483943819No. I just want everyone to know that I'm thin. Kraut can't deny it anymore.
whywhy is she like this
>Berdfag got nudes for free>Kraut got half-nudes for freeTell me what's supposed to be the downside of being a thread personality again? Because I'm not seeing it.
>>483943437why did you send me a boy's torso?
>>483943841Desu with an OP like this the thread was doomed from the start
>>483944074It's a thin torso, and mine. Not a boy's.I used King's cape to censor my tit.
Okay this is SERIOUSLY giving me chris chan vibes I don't like itcaptcha: ASG0H
>>483944202doomin'
>>483944371Doomerfag what's your take on all of this
>>483944074oh, you are just EAGER for kingfag's titpics to "prove she's a woman" aren't you? motherfucker
>>483944202Im sorry i didnt think this would happen I thought it would just be more of the same berd vs gote arguing-funnyroo OP maker
Did she get banned?
>>483944371doomer, new intel drop:both canon kraut-ships are gay now legally speaking.kingfag is actually a boy.>the type of tired no sleep can fix.>https://youtu.be/S652aa_kXjY
>>483944426uhm yes, it's-a me! doomerfren! i am doomerfren now!>what's your take on all of thisidk, i am just listening to music and getting high.
>>483944562No, she deletes posts that contain an image of herself every single time.
>>483943774what did kingfag do this time?
>>483944562No, I self-deleted once I knew Kraut saw it.>>483944592Get my gender wrong all you want but now you can't deny that I'm skinny.
This would be really funny if it wasn't like a borderline schizophrenic person doing it
>>483944719IT'S STILL ON THE ARCHIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
now do a face reveal
>>483944762I'm fully aware of that. It doesn't bother me.
>>483944829do not do this. do a king merch reveal instead. way more topical and less schizo.
>>483944719yeah but you claimed to be a woman.that's uhhh.. that's a boy.i was right.
>>483944829didn't timmy do a face reveal
>Out of ALL the things that doesn't bother her
>>483944934>he didn't notice the tiny hint of underboob
>>483944829do it kingfag or you have no balls.
>>483944996Isn't kingfag trying to prove he has no balls?
>>483944887What about the inflationfag who wants to fuck you are you unironically OKAY WITH HIM SEEING THAT
I honestly can't believe Kraut just tricked someone into sending him borderline nudies this is so fucking retarded I'm convinced he did this on purpose
dude what the hell
>>483945047yeah but it would be really funny
>>483944934>yeahSee? I'm thin and now you finally admit it! That's all I ever wanted.>but you claimed to be a woman.>that's uhhh.. that's a boy.No it's not lolI'm a woman. You heard my voice.>>483945047>he*she
>>483945123in my honest defense>https://youtu.be/CXpuRIZzJog
I'm going to fucking headdesk at this
Undertale/Deltarune???
>>483945226yes you did you gayass
dumbest motherfucker of the year award
Mods pull the plug. Just end it.
>>483945331I can't believe kingfag wanted to epicly own me by posting suselle-affirming posts just to end up losing his nerve and post his twinkbod.i am sure doomer would like the look of that.we are at a crossroad of conflicting information:>ALL THINGS SAID ARE WRONGshe's a fat woman>the pictures half-way align with the truthhe's a skinny man
i feel that i could theoretically post my newest silicone sculptures on here and it would not be the worst thing that happened in this thread when historians look back on it.
>>483945554same here honestly
i'm laffingas a shock and disappointment kind of laffingi can't believe she's this stupid
>>483944937yes i poured my heart and soul out for it and no one cared. at least i know i am drippier than the kingpedoretardbuddy
>>483945331nope, no games nowintentional death of a thread because one of the mop-holders has it out for furry gamesthat's right i'm calling you out motherfucker, if this post disappears you know why
>>483945670Nice watch
>>483945226I gave you an opportunity to avoid this fate and yet you did not take it. >>483942781This has happened before, you know. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.>>483945548I'm a skinny woman (and Spade King loves me for it), that's not very difficult to understand.
>>483945670thats just kuz smartass, he runs the goddam site you get your jack 's from.
>>>483945670>thats just kuz smartass, he runs the goddam site you get your jack 's from.>ev&oe kuz sold it months ago
>>483945724Too bad you won't be able to tell the hour once I break it.
>>483945761i think you deserve a little break from /utg/
And to think this isn't the worst thing to happen this year
>>483945670No one cared because you're ugly, and not even in a funny or interesting way. You're ugly in a bland and unmemorable way.
>thread has only been up for 6 hours and has almost 600 repliesWow, this is the fastest thread in months.
>>483945828wait he did? (unrelated sans image below)
>>483945761WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU JUST WONYOU POSTED A BORDERLINE NUDE OF YOURSELF ON 4CHANTO PROVE SOMETHING YOU'VE ALREADY PROVEN
>>483945890https://voca.ro/12cuWV7u3kYK
>>483945904And it's nothing but pure scheiße
>>483945761what "fate"? you posted nudes of youself, dudette. if that's anyone's fate, it's your own.
>>483945964If I drew you as a jak would it make you feel anything
>>>483945964>If I drew you as a jak would it make you feel anything
Someday this fucking idiot is going to end up doxxing herself because Kraut or another baiter told her she only loves King if she photoshops him standing next to her house or something
>>483946020in fairness, if you don't care who sees you half-nude, you can't really lose.(not saying it was a good decision though.)
>>483945963It's a boy!
>>483945554>>483945630I like the drama too but whats a catwitch? And why is kingfag so defensive about their gender? Are they trans? Are they insane? They must be because of the selfie.
Maybe we should all expose ourselves in solidarity
>>483946245xhe is trans and valid
definestly trans
Is it because of the OP i made
Kraut are you proud of yourselfKingfag are you proud of yourself
>>483946245>>483946278I'm not trans.
>>483946517StopShutUpStop before you make it worse for yourself
>>483946425every berdfag thread is cursed in some way.
>>483946517this is a safe space you're free to acknowledge that you're trans it's ok
>>483946540this image fucking sucks, it gives major creep vibes
>>483946476>are you proud?its pride month.of course i am.happy pride month, kingfag. i support my transgender peers.
i should've stopped this with the magic words before it was too late
>It's now 9AM in Germany >It's now 12AM in California Fuck going to bed at this point, you two might as well get dressed, eat your breakfast and start your day
hot take: 'the greatest living show' is the best music toby's written so far.
>>483946715>HOCUS POCUS!>all anons' devices burst into flames
>>483946861it's 9AM in sweden too.>eat your breakfastalready did, also just finished brushing my teeth
Kingfag if you are reading this (but hopefully do not respond to it) never under ANY circumcstance post pictures of yourself.no one wanted that.
I haven't been in these threads in a year. This was a ride.Man I sure love undertale/deltarune
>>483946861>breakfast at midnightWho the fuck does that?>>483947035Then you shouldn't have fucked with me.
>>483947123AHAHAHAHAHAHA!OH WOW
>>>483946861>>breakfast at midnight>Who the fuck does that?>>>>483947035>Then you shouldn't have fucked with me.
>>483947203Once again, this has happened before. But you didn't learn from your mistakes.
>>483947123If you really wanted them to not fuck with you then just dont respond to them or anyone obviously trying to piss you off, even if you get slandered your just an anon at the end of the day so reputation dosen't even matter.
>Four, count 'em, four hours of Kingfag going back and forward
>>483947376>lil bro think he smug
>>483947376you're way more into abuse than i bargained for.
>>483947376Oh my god stop being so fucking smug about it, you got tricked into sending provocative pictures of yourself by anonymous weirdos on the internet, this is not a victory for you. Please take care of yourself from this point forwards and do NOT do this shit
>>483947443>fave is an abuser>into being abusedit's not rocket science
>>483947443The word you're looking for is "punishment"You misbehaved, and you faced consequences for it. You were punished for your actions.
>>483947645you have to be fucking with us right
>>483947645looking at you is a punishment?i mean... if you say so
I'm sure Kraut would LOVE more of those "punishments"
>>483947645you should punish kraut more. perhaps with a titty pic or two.
>>483947592>rocket science>germans involved>not rocket science>germans still involvedhard to get rid of 'em.
Oh sweet lord, have mercy on all of our souls...
This is so fucking gay.
>>>483947645>you should punish kraut more. perhaps with a titty pic or two.
>>483947645you arn't "punishing" anyone with this, only yourself
burstbro's being awfully quiet right now
>>483947953what can i add here
>>483944719>self-deletedBroad, madam, bitch, cunt, whore, retard, neanderthal. YOU POSTED IT ON CATBOX! Litterbox next time, please, unless the idea is that you want your little /pol/ boyfriend to be able to get the image again when his PC catches fire.
>>483948072Anon I literally do not care.
>>483945182Hope you're doing alright lad.
>>483947645jesuschrist don't you have any self-awareness
>>483948183Why is that, out of all things, the thing you don't care about it? It would be based if I was so confused by your priorities.
>>483948183>"i don't care">100 lorem ipsums later...
>>483945761>Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.HAHAHAHA, AHAHAHHAAHAHAHGAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH>Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.FWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
I'm trying to make a fucking xitter account but the captcha it's using is absolute dookie dogshit how the hell are you supposed to complete it
I love all you guys in spite of how retarded you all are
Go to bed, kingfag.i kicked you around enough.
>I love all you guys in spite of how retarded you all are
>>483947376Please tell me this is an act, you can drop the foreplay, we all get it, you're madly in love with Kraut, actual yandere. You think you won because you got senpai's attention and he reacted to the sight of your flesh and bone.
Good evening /utg/ how are we all doing today?
>>483948581It depends. Is Kraut Spade King?
>>483948293Ironically enough, I think it's because I'm asexual.I don't feel anything from taking the photo, positive or negative. To me, it's just a human body. My body. Nothing special, just my ribs. And my face isn't even in it, so it still feels somewhat anonymous anyway.>>483948572>i kicked you around enough.>kicks me again anyway with a shitty image>>483948581No. I want him to suffer.
>>483948694>keeping up the roleplayAw, you're adorable teasing kraut, bet you're playing hard to get so he may jerk off to you in spite.
>>483948635Great, I had a good laugh at our deranged thread personalities.
Is she actually this retardedDoes she think kraut's gonna be like>OH NO SHE POSTED HER NUDES ON THE THREAD AAAAIIEEEEEE IVE BEEN BTFO I CAN NEVER CALL HER A FAT MAN AGAINIs she like drunk
>>483948912who knows, little buddy.
>>483948908No, my heart belongs to Spade King only.Kraut will die alone and unloved.
>>483948694>i want him to sufferget in line, dweeb.none of this had to happen, king.
>>483948912Nah, this could be the case of an actual tsundere yandere. She's got the mix of being standoffish while also willing to eventually cave, AND the extreme clinginess to someone special. I think her king has a funny looking spade and who knows, maybe Kruat's chunky? Do you think she lurks in /pol/ hoping to find posts of him?
>>483949159And yet you still allowed it to happen. You could have prevented all of this.>>483949176Eww no
>you will die alone and unlovedwhy is he trying to paint common ground now?
How are you two not tired of doing this
>>483949403They have to sleep eventuallyBut this is the idea of social interaction. Humans are social animals.
Don't you guys need sleep? Kraut? Kingfag? Even Wojaktimmy?
>>483949306>you could have prevented all off thisBut kingfag, you've been 5 hours of golden comedy. Why would anyone who loves the art of funny deny you the chance of being the entire circus?
>>483949478i sleep in 5 minute intervals every half hour
IT'S BEEN ALMOST FIVE FUCKING HOURS
>>483949176>find posts of himi don't think kingfag would be very keen on proto-germanic studies and early-to-contemporary germanic esotherica and theories on it.
>>483949539That does not sound healthy.
>>483949562The whole idea is that she's yandere for you, just with a tsundere front. She'd start snorting those threads/books and look at the archives if it meant another thing to talk with you about.
>>483949312>heReminder that your sexism is a big reason why you will die alone. Didn't you say that you insist I'm male for the sake of being "equals"? That implies you don't see women as equal. You're sexist. Women aren't going to like a shithead who views them as inferior.Pretty ironic though, considering you treat me as inferior anyway even with your wrong-gender headcanon.>>483949674I hate Kraut, I'm not any -dere slop anime term for him. We're just enemies, a result of him picking fights one too many times.
>Kraut and Kingfaghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdAMwDulKR0
>>483949830GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
>>483949557LET ME SHOOT MY FUCKING RAILGUN. YOU'VE BEEN ROLLING FOR 5 HOURS.
http://poal.me/xk54dh
ITS BEEN FIVE HOURS
Is this better or worse than when soijaktimmy takes over the thread for hours
Is it over
>>483950341Worse. At least with him it can be funny. This is just sad.
>https://rentry.org/ybmkwNot to interrupt this autism, but I did update the Bratty fic "Do you Believe in Magic" with a new chapter after two years on hiatus. I still have the edit code because of my habit of never ever deleting old text files, lucky me.>Story Tags: Bratty/Catty, Gaster, Slow Burn, Transformation, Takes Place in the Future where all the Deltateens are now Deltagraduates>Chapter Tags: Bratty, Seam, ENF, Slow Burn, Lore Shit, Bratty gets a Dark World outfit in this one
https://poal.me/s6d4a5
>>483949830>that implies that you don't see women as equalsyes, different things are not the other's equal.
I'm utterly flabbergasted by this thread
>>483950696But men and women are both human.
OH MY GOD
I really think you should all neckrope
>>483950696>>483950760DO NEITHER OF YOU NEED SLEEP ARE BOTH OF YOU TAKING HUGE DOSES OF ADDERALL
>>483950831My sleep schedule was already fucked
>>483950501>ENFReal shit???
Where's that one image of Alphys showing her ass on stream to pwn her trolls or whatever that Berdfag posted beforeI think it's very relevant for this thread
>>483950906
>>483950979holy shit it's her
Pornography pornography pornography pornography
>>483950906maybe i should trick kingfag into pursuing a loving relationship in spite of me, become ingrossed with a loving fianceé and never post here again.
>>483951047That is Alphys from Undertale yes
>>483950879The realestYou have to put your darkner-redesign suit on manually
pleaseplease tell me they're done
It's never ogre
I'm already in a loving relationship with Spade King! I'm not going to cheat on him, real people can never compare with his perfection. King is the sexiest thing to ever bless the mind. I'm exclusively dedicated and loyal to him!
>>483951563SLEEP NIGGA SLEEP
And I say hey, heyWhat a wonderful kind of day
funny to see the person that said "you will die alone and unloved" engross themself in such a fantasy.karma is a bitch.
I love being in a romantic relationship with Spade King and no one else!
STOP
>>483952157The fat blue spade man is more attractive than your ugly ass, how does that make you feel?
>https://youtu.be/E2-AnDdgIF4?t=27
They're gonna keep going until one of them involuntarily passes out aren't they
>>483952242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huHY5ViHRYw
>>483952301You're ugly and he's hotHe's hotter than ANY real person!
>>483952527wtf i was thinking about that
>>483952362Seems that way. I'm not going to bed until I see who holds out the longest.
>>483952536just gonna recite your words back at you.>>>483949052and please, for the fifth or so time: stop posting pictures of yourself.i almost had appetite before i opened that image, you know.
This is like when couples talk for so long on the phone that they end up falling asleep while they're still in the call.
>>483952656Yes, exactly, my heart is only for Spade King. Not you or anyone else, I'm loyal and dedicated to Spade King exclusively. I hate cheaters.>>483952710>couplesStop shipping, I hate this shithead. Me and Spade King are a couple, Kraut dies alone and forever single.
if only this ogre knew what irony was.
it's not even funny anymore it's just tiring
I would never cheat on King, just like King would never cheat on me. We are together forever!
>>483953071Is that /sus/ fanart?
>>483953069SPADE KING AND TANGYTOGETHER FOREVERTOGETHER FOREVERTOGETHER FOREVER
>>483953069so you're saying, "i will die unloved and single b-but with extra steps unlike kraut!"
>>483952963Random question, but do you consider yourself fictosexual? I learned that word yesterday.
Imagine not choosing to sleep whenever possible
Krissu
>>483953207There's a difference between me choosing not to date a real person (because I'm loyal to my fictional lover) and you being unable to date anyone because you have the personality of a toxic waste dump.>>483953234Yes, I've considered it. But I'm not entirely sure. It's more like I'm just SpadeKingsexual lmao
>6 hours
spadefag is not asexual, he is not fictosexual,he's just a faggot.he's the type to convince himself that he's married to his hatsune miku dakimakura.
LOVEIS LOVE IT DOESN'T MATTERIF ONE IS A DARKNERAND THE OTHER IS A LIGHTNER SO LONG AS YOU LOVE EACH OTHERLOVE EACH OTHERLUBBY CHUDDERLUBBY CHUDDER
>>483953458this artist strung along a /sus/fag and he killed himself when they broke up btw
>>483953642qrd now what the fuck
>>483953581I'm not a he.I'm into Spade King in a hetero way.
>>483953642if the pussy is too good to be true, it probably is.
>>483953758i thought you're asexual.
>>483953458Princess Kris
>>483953684https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/66785857/#q66967002
>>483953903Yes, I am."Hetero" can refer to romantic attraction.
1015 days
>>483954295>*babbling*huh?
>>483954295>shifting blameyou're by far the worst poster still in /utg/
>>483954209I thought Alphys' reflection was a Psyduck for a sec
>>483953925Krusiebros... what the fuck is THIS?
>>483954379y'know, everyone always screeched how /sus/ and /doe/ were formed because they were incomperable with the "normal" undertale community, but if i look around and see you sad fucks, i have to question wether or not they were cast out or if they left a sinking ship.you guys are terrible.
krautsie being forced to watch spade king and kingfag have sex!
>>483954553so kingfag masturbates in front of me?
>>4839289816 and a half hours and they're still going
Spade King is so fucking hot
This thread reads like a discord chat
Is it just me or does Kingfag feel more retarded than usual today? Did something happen to her? It feels like I'm watching an exaggerated flanderized version of her
>>483954820That's on me.sorry not sorry.
>>483954820What happened was Kraut being a massive asshole.>>483954858At least you're finally taking responsibility. Kind of.
wow i love deltarunemy favourite part is when john deltarune killed the villain
Noelly
>>483954890So are you saying Kraut being a dick quadrupled your retard level?
>>483954890Kraut does not care about you
>>483954964Good. I don't want him to interact with me ever again.
>>483954890>take responsibilitywhy? did the pregnancy test come out positive?
>>483954902and then the vengeance skeleton appeared and said "how dare you kill the bad guy just because he was trying to destroy the universe you are really going to get it now"
Imagine...
>>483955016All you have to do is never come back.
>>483955037No idiot, I'm talking about your crimes against the thread.I'm never going to get pregnant because I'm never going to have sex and pregnancy and sex are both repulsive.Now stop replying to me. Filter my trip and never speak to or about me ever again.
>>483955138Wasn't she gonna leave for her own good anyway? Why'd she come back?
>"I'm never going to have sex"yeah that sounds just about right.
>>483955172I am starting to realize the reason Toby went with monster characters is because human designs with the Deltarune teens' features would not be as merchandisable
>>483955213Kingfag never even left she just lurked and posted with her trip off for a while until not being able to Kingpost sent her into withdrawal and a relapse
>>483955293>the Deltarune teens ... are not merchandisableCorrect! (raughu) Please buying the new Rarusei pin.
>>483955213I think kingsped has no one else.i would feel bad for him if i knew he would change for the better.i know he won't.
>>483955213The orbiting suicide baiters spammed her on xitter until she came back
>>483955432>him>he>heYou are very, very stupid.
>>483955584You've been doing this for like 7 hours nowThe average time someone spends awake is 16-18 hoursYou have spent 38-43% of your entire day arguing with Kraut
>>483928874this is all your fault
>>483955916I was literally hiding my breast with the cape from my King plushie.You have the object permanence of a newborn.
>>483953925krusie was a mistake
Kris marionette real???
>>483956523Kris if they genocaptcha: SSSS
If Kris is REALLY just a puppet forced to do whatever we say why can't I make them wear nothing but a sling bikini and hotpants
the reason Pippins (the dice darkner) was scrapped and only shows up in the crowd sprite is because Genocide is an anagram of Dice Gone
>>483954796would it be better or worse if /utg/ was a discord at this point
Spade King is attractive and arousing
>>483956841I thought his name was Slad
>>483956890tell your house plant?
Stop replying to me.
>>483956523It's been so long
>>483957018That was an old fanmade name.
Use this for the next OP
>>483957338I don't even know what that is
>>483957338Acknowledging ARGslop is for eunuchs
>>483957459Upside down Gaster "face"
New thread, whenever you feel like it:>>483957540>>483957540>>483957540
>>483957517But why is he called staggering winds, is he really gassy or something
>>483957648It's an anagram of "wing ding gaster"So he is really gasty
>>483957648It looks like an anagram of wingdings gaster to meDisclaimer I haven't checked
>>483957750>>483957775Ohhhh, ok
That was definitely one of the /utg/ threads of all time
>>483953925This just gets dumber and dumber the further you readFucked up if the guy did actually commit suicide, though
>>483958216I mean it was faster than most of the past few months' threads, at least???
