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Fortbrats
I can't wait to fly around as Cyclops in Fortnite
>>484069450
>>484069398Tactical pump.
>>484069450>loading screens and album art can have fat asses and titties>actual skins cannotcool game
Robert taking off his shirt, exposing his sweaty slightly hairy chest, and telling you it's hot so you offer him a Chug Jug and he takes it. You then witness him try to down the whole thing infront of you, but he's doing a sloppy job as tons of slurp is sliding down his body, his chest looking shinier and wetter than before with slurp continuously streaming down to his hiplines. He then takes a deep exhale after finishing and thanks you saying it hit the spot, not knowing how much of it got on him
>>484069450I love peely’s face in this loading screen>>484070017BRP
>>484070017Is this Vinderanon?
SMTV Vengeance is fun :)
>>484070205Nope.
>Fortnite x AC/DC>Fortnite x Black Sabbath>Fortnite x Disturbed>Fortnite x Lincoln Park>Fortnite x Gorillaz>Fortnite x Nirvana>Fortnite x Oasis>Fortnite x Pearl Jam>Fortnite x Queen>Fortnite x Soundgarden>Fortnite x System of a Down>Fortnite x Talking Heads>Fortnite x The KillersWHEN
tomorrow...
>Robert taking off his shirt, exposing his sweaty slightly hairy chest, and telling you it's hot so you offer him a Chug Jug and he takes it. You then witness him try to down the whole thing infront of you, but he's doing a sloppy job as tons of slurp is sliding down his body, his chest looking shinier and wetter than before with slurp continuously streaming down to his hiplines. He then takes a deep exhale after finishing and thanks you saying it hit the spot, not knowing how much of it got on him
>>484070205Nah. I’m over here, freakin’ my shiiiii
>>484070351>buttrockWouldn't mind most of these though
>>484070296Kino game. >>484070447Based
>>484070296Atlus should fucking add a female protagonist to their games asap. SMTV protagonist has a very cute design for a female.
Is there a Fortnite version of this? Asking for a friend
>>484071356https://files.catbox.moe/18e4ci.mp4
>>484071356Seek help
>>484071356you know it in your heart that this isn't the way anon
>>484071356Are all Nintendo fans this homosexual?
>>484070374Tummyslut
just got confirmation from jonesy himself that spiderman will be in the shop soon and they will be doing legacy passes 100%
When the fuck Im going to be able to get Magneto? Season is a month and half away from closing
>>4840725922 cheeks, I mean 2 days. 2 days… *gulp*
>>484072661kek
>>484070017>hate fags and hope they get their heads caved in with bricks>like these postsWTF is wrong with me, I think they're just written well or something
>>484073149>like these postsIt's over.
>>484073693Yeah idk I even went through the past 5 or 6 threads to read them, I liked the selfie one too and a few others
they put me on the background during my solo
>>484073975Maybe it's just a phase. I used to be a faggot too a few years ago but grew out of it and I only like women now.I'm sure most gay men in the world are just in their fag phase too.
Almost 1k (990) hours on fortnite since I started playing it from Chapter 4 Season 1
>>484070447Surreal that Rob is in Fortnite and a subject of shitposting. I find it weird Rob and Kirk look 20 years younger and James and Lars look older.
>>484073975I don’t mean to alarm you, but you’re probably gay.
and now that i'm done with these, i can safely say that... they're kinda bad when compared to the previous ones, the mic and the guitar that is
>>484074948Ok
>>484074676I don't think so
Wifey
Less than 24 hours until our new queen arrives
>100+ skins>Been using almost exclusively Aubrey this whole seasonMachinist was a huge dissapointment, I thought she'd grow on me throughout the season but she's so flavorless. Even using a default has more flavor than her.
>>484073975Because you recognize they're a bit
>>484075279Machinist is a good Miku cope though.
>>484075279Genuinely, what’s so good about Aubrey? Is it just the headcanon of her being autistic?
>>484073149>>484073975Wait you like it as in you think it's humorous or something else
>>484075909bro saw someone goonposting her on twitter and decided to make that his whole personality
>>484075643Idk, they're comfy and happy, like what gays could have been if they weren't all sick exhibitionist freaks>we just want to do things in the bedroom in private>we just want to get married and love eachother>i just want to walk around naked at pride in public>bake that cake or lose your job and your business>your son needs to know about gay sex in high school>your daughter needs to know about my trans feminine penis in elementary school>map rightsyou are here
>>484075909NTA but I think it's one of those "so bad it's so good" situations.
>>484076230>man discovers that 90% of gay people are just normal people tooNo way….
>>484076327>we're normal bwo i swear *spams a straight general with homosexual cropped gay porn to annoy everyone*
april...
may...
Janny
>>484076230You shouldn't really stereotype like that; its a bit unfair to thw regular guys who don't agree with the exteeme points
will magnetos mythic let us throw around cars and/or stop bullets?
>>484076395>*lashes out to anyone who likes male skins being posted from a game that has 50/50 female & male skins*You’re cancerous
>>484069450You are going to buy the Cybertruck for 2,800 vbucks right?
>>484077198Lmfao>THERE ARE TENS OF US, TENS!shut it dork before i stuff you in a locker
>>484077167Not too sure yet. From the trailer it looks like it just sorta summons metal out of thin air to make a projectile, kinda like the rock you threw with the Force Art lightsaber. I dunno, I haven't seen any leaked gameplay for Magneto's mythic yet
>>484075279>AubreyAubrey is so cute I swear>>484076271>NTA but I think it's one of those "so bad it's so good" situations.It's more like the novelty of the skin being released during Autism Awareness Month and her name being AUbrey (AUtism), and her outfit resembling something Chris-Chan would wear.
>>484077462not even for a bit, that shit looks ugly as fuck
>>484077462No of course not
>>484077641What are you on about it looks hella dope. Hail Elon.
Do you judge people by their choice of skin? I mean ingame, not in this general. For me, I assume everyone that uses silly skins is in their mid 30s, and everyone that uses the free Christmas tree is less than 10.
>>484077462Of couse.Just making these virgins seethe with my meme car is enough to justify the purchase.
>>484077462I only want it for PS1 Jonesy but he's not in the game (yet) so no buy from me
>>484076395>straight generallol
>>484069450Reposting from last thread.>>484032710Dude what’s with 4chan alternatives being borderline illegal or just straight up illegal. I don’t get why the admins for those alternatives can’t stop themselves from getting their hands dirty.
>>484077489Never implied there were tons of us, cool it, hothead. Male skin posters are easily outnumbered by people who post their waifus so why are you complaining when you can open the thread and goon it to one of the shartillion female skin pics posted here? Just for your naughty behavior I’m taking away 10 vindillion vbucks from your account and forcing you to grind your face into Magneto’s taint.
>fagpostinggrim innit?
>>484078069get into the spirit anon
did aomeone say fag
>>484078069Radiant actually
>>484078069Glimmering bright gemeralds, even.
It's funny how some streamers completely avoid Reload because they can't shit on squads full of bots or 10yo console kiddies and get their shit pushed in instead
Gays are okay, fags are not. Just like how black people are okay, but nigs are not. There is a difference.
>>484078425Retard, it's easier to get stream sniped in reloadThey could win all day if they really wanted to
>>484075909>Genuinely, what’s so good about Aubrey?Nothing, she's terrible.But she reminds me of an early version of myself that did embarrassing stuff during middle school and highschool. She speaks to an archetype of person that "they wouldn't be that bad if it weren't embarrassing to hang around them." Kind of deal.Rather than being a waifu she more so speaks to me on a personal level, and I'm surprised epic is ballsy enough to release skins like this that appeal to a total of 7 people including me.
>>484078474
>>484077462I know peope think the car is dumb but in a crazy racing game I think it'll look pretty neat so I'd consider itHowever I really need to actually try Rocket Racing. If it's fun I could see myself buying the bundle but right now I dunno if I'd buy it since driving it would make you an even bigger target than you'd normally be in BR
/fng/ is asleep here’s Queen Daraku
Is the Cybertruck going to be a truck/suv sized car, or will it be a normal car? Because I mean I know it has truck in the name but it looks like it'd be smaller than a lot of the other trucks.
>>484082027Watch how everyone get BTFO when the cybertruck is released and turns out to be a sport car.
I think about Joni everyday
>>484083527So do I
>>484083527when will they rerun her crew pack...
>>484084547Just buy yourself an academy skin and make your own Joni.
>>484077462Yes and I'll be sure to absolutely blow the horn after killing them and emoting on them with the worst emotes I own so they seethe online. They're hunting cybertruck owners? I'm hunting death threats
>>484083527
>>484086415I want to be a sapphic lesbian too.
>>484087761I want you to rope yourself
I've been back consistently playing for like a month and it's pretty funny how April O'Neil is the closest the shops come to having a girl with the classic fortnite face design in that time.
how often do these cycle?i dont want to buy this man skin but i want cheap v bucksthis doesnt last the whole battlepass does it?
>>48408906052 more days in shopno shop bundle is expiring in the next 50 lol
>>484089060they release one every season and they don't come back
>>484089060the skin's so bad i'll never use it but I still got this for the vbucks
>>484090194That's always my excuse. The skins are usually never very good but its always the cheapest way to get 400-600 vbucks
It trips me out seeing the thread go so slow.Does anyone know if you gain xp faster in lego mode if you're actively playing vs idling?Recently got into it and I think I'm at the level cap way before the 3h30min or whatever it takes.
Ranked is so funny, I'm just trying to clear the missions for it so I'm dropping in quiet spots and then just gradually moving in and I keep gaining rank with 0-3 elims just because I'm finishing top 20 or so
>>484091813Bro it was buffed like a month ago, you hit cap at 3hrs exactly, you get XP every 10mins
it will never happen, but i would like a pokemon collab. i think it would be fun and cute.you may all proceed to call me a faggot tranny redditor now.
>>484091813You get 7 levels max from Lego (for afk at least), pretty sure it mostly depends on how many quests you've got left undone in it
>>484092052Our best bet at this point is Palworld. Zoe is pretty cute
>>484077737>>484086007
>>484091592Nnnngggghhhhhh!!!!!!I didn't know Helsie loved plants THAT much but I'm gonna goon to this.Her feet are sexy too.
driveranon you didn't have to gift me april, you already got me rtl. you're way too generous
>>484092161>5 levelsfix'd4U
>>484092052Pokemon is one of the most soulless shit nowadays, no reason to play the games now unless you are 5 years old. The only reason why people still care about pokeshit is the sexo waifus, so I guess a collab with pokemon waifus as skins in Fortnite wouldn't be too bad.And since we are talking about pokemon I can use this as excuse to post thishttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MyV8DhouDXY
Bruni, I was looking at the loadouts you posted last thread, you have great taste in skins. cheers
>>484091813>It trips me out seeing the thread go so slowI think half the usual anons have just left, same as the game's playerbase after season 2
>>484093153nta but are newer pokemon games really that bad? last one i played was black and that one was enjoyable and arceus looked really fun but i don't have a switch
>>484093009Thx bro
>>484093830Yeah. The new games barely have good pokemons designs, difficulty is stupid easy, the graphics are bad even for switch standards, and you can't even own all the pokemon from previous games because GayFreak killed the pokedex in Sword/Shield.Honestly you'll have more fun gooning to Nessa, Bea, and the lesbians from Scarlet/Violet than playing the actual games.
I quite like Feather as a song but it is funny that Sabrina got her fancy emote for the song that came before her real breakthrough hits
>>484094406that sucks to hear, thanks anon. i heard a lot of complaints about the new games being super easy but i was hoping they were exaggerating
Is the shop good or bad
>>484095802You decide
anyone have the holographic slurp guitar skin?i want to see what it looks like in motion but i cant rotate my guitar in the style because i dont own the style
>>484077462nah i already bought the behemoth
Serious is there any sauce for this Jules drawing
>>484095802post it and I'll tell you what it is
This, SO MUCH THIS!That's why OG maps will always be peak soul
>>484096103https://x.com/jiansketch/status/1550138144275812354
>>484097038I agree unironically, Reload is so much nicer to the eyes>>484097054Thank you very much
>>484097038>We want green gra- ACK
>>484097038Based!Fuck realism and fuck graphic whores!
>>484097038the color might me better but everything looks crooked and ugly with huge open areas of nothing and the same tree repeating 30 times
>>484097190no problem, i recognized the artstyle
>>484097480You know if there's a only Jules version?
wifey
>>484070017I don't like Robert's face but I too like these postsThe effort alone is commendable and I'm saving them to maybe do a vocaroo once this season caps offI wish the slurp guitar was a bass though
>>484097351the OG stw assets are soul thougheverI like that stuff, it's nostalgic and feels good to see the original Fortnite/stw artstyle in game. Seeing it during OG made me so happy.off topic but a STW/BR crossover would slap
>>484092505make sure you put me in the greatest hits section i don't settle for less
>>484071356>Felicia often goes for the wrong holeHow does that work when the entire write-up is aimed at futa on male? What is the fucking "wrong hole" on a male?
>>484097206WE ALL MUST APOLOGIZE TO CH4S3SAAAAY IT
>>484097038I think chapter 4 had a good balance between being detailed but still saturated and colorful. being colorful and cartoonish is a huge part of fortnite's identity and appeal. which is something epic needs to embrace instead of trying to make fortnite something it's not imo
>>484098102CorrectThat being said, fictional weapons suck and are uglyStylized weapons based on real ones are the way to go
>>484098039I'm sorry you're such a shit season that I didn't even bother finishing the battle passThat and whatever shit season had Raven in it
>>484097661doesn't look like itseems thats the only time they've ever drawn jules, and that image was from 2 years ago
>>484063862Sorry guys she's going to make the Fortnite UI worse
>>484082660I'm not actually sure which I'd preferI guess with the windshield angle, on solos, you'd probably be able to get shot through it, right? So it'd be better as an SUV since it wouldn't be able to benefit from being a sports carBut those rear windows don't quite look large enough for players to lean out from, and an SUV without an inpenetrable back window is definitely pay to loseDidn't they also mentioned bulletproof glass being a vehicle upgrade?
>>484098102Other than MEGA City Chapter 4 had no memorable POIs.
>>484097054Leelah segs
>>484098203*That and whatever shit season had Raven in itRaven AND Agent GOATesy
>>484098284JohnBoy is based! I can tell he has a big dick irl.
Have you all finished the battle pass and got the extra skins?
>>484098284holy grim this is who tim sweeney hired to rework the ui of the most popular multiplayer game we're so fucked
>>484098623Nnnngggggghhhhgghggghhhh!!!!!!!!
>>484098867no because magneto isn't out yetidiot
>>484099291What did you send her?
>>484098284shocker
>>484099395I told her Epic is going to fire you for calling me a degenerate lol
>>484099032I don't play fortnight, what's a magneto?
>>484098565I disagree, I still remember anvil square, slappy shores, shattered slabs and the citadel all pretty well. >>484098178I agree, pic related
>>484099491Magnet wizard
>>484099457>I literally just woke upI wish she never woke back up.
firewaterair and dirtfucking magnetoshow do they work
>>484099491an 80s mexican band
>>484098832talmbout jomboy?
>"I'm on vacation but when I come back I'll make em worse you degenerate"
If Fortnite is effectively on maintenance mode until Pirates of the Caribbean then weekly song releases are gonna be awful like around Christmas, aren't they
>>484099481JohnBoy, I kneel. You said what we were all thinking.
>>484096035bump for help
I just want my farms, towns, amusement parks, factories, a prison, a swamp, a big city, desert, beach, and wacky in-season location on the map. With COLORS of course. And bring back Klombo for christ sake
>>484099491it the thing in older cars that helps provide a spark so the fuel-air mixture in your engines goes boom!
>>484099595>I agree, pic relatedYeah, im talking about shit like the gatekeeper or warforged AR
>>484100750An amusement park and an abandoned factory would make nice POIs.We still lack a beach POI but we probably will never have that in current map because the next and final season of Chapter 5 is capeslop.
>>484101050>an abandoned factoryhttps://fortnite.fandom.com/wiki/Flush_Factory
>>484099481>I told her Epic is going to fire you for calling me a degenerate lolIts funny because if that was a man he would be fired asap, but since its a woman they will ignore the incident
>>484101098Slurpy Swamps too, I really like pois like steamy stacks that are factory like. the chapter 5 poi's are cool, the only issue is how dead the non-boss poi's become but those are the chill drops ig.
>>484098284>>484099457Gamers ain't escaping the allegations
>>484101178Degenerate is not really offensive. I'm not defending her though.
>>484101528I know she just woke up and was just probably bantz back but she is an epic employee lmao.
does anyone else feel like the chapter 5 POIs from season the first 2 seasons are really hostile to vehicles? a lot of the are big buildings off to the side of the road with no easy way in. feels like they were designed shortsightedly, not prepared for the car season
>>484101716>she is an epic employeeJust let me remind you the CEO of this company called another CEO asshole.
>>484101767not just POIs, the whole underground themed section of the map sucks to drive around in
>>484101767the fuck?
>>484102040I meant underworld not underground, I'm dumb
>>484102040I wish if they were going to remove the train we could at least grind on the rails. Would be interesting if a car was pursing you while you're grinding and shooting back or trying to out run them
>>484102285that would be fun
no way they get em before us right…
>>484101767Yeah, the new director is terrible. He failed at planning chapter 5.
>>484102547But we already got Deadpool and a couple Wolverines. Although I'm sure Epic wouldn't mind adding another Wolverine we're already getting another one anyway lol
>>484102690i have those already, but I want the MCU versions. I read online that or DP3 collab will be in august for the new season which would suck
>>484102000>game UI becomes objectively worse, making loadouts a hassle now>game full of bugs since chapter launch>"I'll make it worse u degen"these game devs are sure smug and full of themselves, considering the state of the game right now. Not exactly what u wanna hear from an Epic representative
>>484102547Sadly no. Disney already owns this game and will use it to shill their gay capeshit universe, but I do wish they picked CoD instead of Fortnite.
>>484102820our* not or
>>484102901report her to Tim and haver this bitch executed IMMEDIATELY!
>like 5 guys camping in s bunker in team rumble so others can't use the mod bench>they dont know I'm a psycho who loves to drive cars into bunkers because it catches people off guard>plus its easy to get the car out if its not an SUV>they dont know Im a psycho who's been strapping C4 to his car ever since it got unvaultedalhamdulilah, they were exploded
>>484101767believe it or not, mythological greece didn't have cars and you're not supposed to drive your car through mansions or tennis courts
>>484102919>Disney owns this game5% of it, rest is Tim and Tencent
>>484101767the chapter 4 map was worse to drive in, this map has a giant road that goes around it at least and plenty of roads
>>484103268you forgot Sony and Lego (crash bandicoot collab when?)Ali-A confirmed that Epic told him shop items (besides collabs) need Lego compatibility before coming/returning to shop.
>>484103563*sly cooper, sorry I'm tired today.crash collab would be cool tho
>>484102901If I could code I'd make a better game than her but I'm a neet and dropped out of college and she probably got the job just by fucking someone at Epic.
>>484103563When is a streamer going to confirm that it's illegal for new skins to have exposed legs
>>484103563>crash bandicoot collab when?If they do they better add the wumpa fruit launcher as a weapon that's all it would take it satisfy me
>>484103213>believe it or not, mythological greece didn't have cars and you're not supposed to drive your car through mansions or tennis courtsgames should be built around playability not realism, plus my point isn't that it should be easy to drive through a tennis court or an ancient temple, my point is that it's just not super accessible. the landmark itself is totally separated from the road unlike, say pleasant piazza or the new wasteland POIs where there's roads running through the POI itself so there's more room for infantry on vehicle combat or getaways in a vehicle. obviously not all POIs need to facilitate vehicles, I'm just pointing out that in seasons 1 and 2, most POIs seemed bias against vehicles>>484103301I think chapter 4 was ok for vehicles, there was a fairly decent road and river network until the jungle got in the way of everything. plus there was always dirt bikes so roads were less necessary
I thought Disney was OUR Partner bros
>>484104607It is built around playability. You aren't meant to spend the whole game in a car. In a season where cars are powerful there should be places where you have an advantage without one.
>>484104806you guys should see the finishers…
>>484104806>skins for a first person game>that are not going to transfer over to black ops 6at least they have voices
>>484105185CoD paypiggies knowing nothing they buy will carry over to the next yearly game are insane
>>484105253at the very least they can still use them in warzone (until activision decides to make a new warzone like they have once before)
>>484104806Honestly I don't care about this.
>>484105405this reason is why i don’t play WZ or buy any CoD Cosmetics.
>>484105524i can’t wait til we get our collab & the marvel season starts. Fortnite “purists” will be seething
>>484105549My nicki minaj skin will forever be locked to DMZ because I'll be damned if I ever buy MW3 fuck that.
>that feel when Highway Tune Lead feels easy now after having to play Metallica
MITCHELL!MITCHELL!
>>484102901Bro, if someone called you a stupid bitch online then yes shitpost back. What fresh hell are we in then posters are too pussy to bantz
>>484106185No you block and move on. You don't reply to the trolls.
>>484106185not when u work for a company as well known as Epic Games
>>484106373gato
>About to kill someone>they hop in a car >EMPs have such a low drop rate they might as well not be in the gameThis season sucks so hard
>>484106924bro, your car?
>>484106924>EMPs have such a low drop ratelmao
>>484098284>replying to anons on her vacationGrim
>>484107004>Chase them in a car.....and nothingThere's no way to attack while also driving, it's pointless
CAUSE I WANT IT NOWI WANT IT NOOOOOOW
>>484106185NTA but pretty much every company would fire you if you shit on your customers.
>>484106428Coward and pussy >>484106625CowardPeak tourist actions
>>484107035For zoomers vacation means stay on bed all day watching twitter and tiktok.
>>484106924they should add an item with a really high drop rate that makes it really easy to chase cars. some kind of harpoon launcher that can hook onto a car maybe
>>484106185JohnBoy was right, the UI is assshe has the right to clap back but saying she will make it worse is wild bruh
>>484103763Nigger Persephone has exposed legs
>>484107401I'm one of the older zoomers I haven't had a "vacation" in 2 years. I say vacation that way because I was only out of a job for 6 months. Best 6 months of my life. Fuck working and fuck school.
>>484107101full speed or nothin
>>484107213Respect to her for taking the risk then >>484107509That's what makes it good, I honestly hope she carries out her threat and blame Johnny for it
epic games moment
>>484107812I just like that it raises attention to how shitty the new UI is, it's a self own that she would repost it
>>484103563All of the alia-a claims have since between disproved by shop cycles since
>test wireless mouse on ps5>receiver instantly dies upon plugging it back into the pclmao I think I got karmic punishment for 'cheating'
>>484108013>Known clickbaiter lies about how the shop works :o no way?
>>484107908Maybe, ultimately it doesn't matter. Even if she literally wrote every single bit of the ui code she's not the right target to go after so fucking with the nitwits that are too stupid to know that is fun and funny to watch
Are they ever actually gonna fix the Midsummer Midas "bundle" just being the skin
>>484107469Doesn't solve the problem of getting car armor and dragging the fight out until third parties get involved.>Latch onto them>Shoot them forever while you're dragged around>or go on top of the roof the car and they swap to their sentry and shoot you>if you hop in the car it turns into 10 minutes of musical chairsIt's awful design
>>484108013How were they disproven? all the skins that come back have lego styles thats how its been since Lego came in. he wasnt lying
im in myim in my zone
>>484108651i’ve seen someone harpoon the car, flip onto the hood & shoot me through the windshield.
>>484108739And why didn't you swap to your sentry and shoot them while they're directly in front of the barrel of the gun you retard
someone was complaining about sucking at Br last night, you gotta use a car this season and grab fists and guitar. if u do that it gets easier
>>484108668not all the emotes tho
>>484108834that's just the way it is
why are motorcycles so hard to find now?
>>484069450damn, that's a LOT of people playing reload
>>484108668This is also wrong. Blade, Moon Knight, and that third marvel guy came back like a week and a half ago, and blade didn't (and doesn't) have a lego style.Megalo Don's nitro mode doesn't have a lego style, and neither does his emote.Codsworth's cleanup, the t-60, and the fireshow emote from this current pass also don't have lego styles.We have gotten both reruns and new content that don't have lego styles.
Duo of days…On the dawn of this day, I have an uncontrollable itch to sing the *kind* of affection I want to treat him to, one sewn so close to me. An exhale coming from deep within, burning from my nostrils like letting out the exhaust from my heart, the heat rendering away my blur of thought from the previous day, leaving a passion now anticipating and sharp- in contrast to how soft I want him. A man so troubled and shell shocked by his past SHOULD be in my warm, welcoming locker, made comfortable by pampering to with constant unsolicited sandwiches he simply can’t refuse. I want to shake nuke-a-colas into his face and lay him back into a cozy bed of velvet, hand feeding him pretzels, one by one…. I want to make Magneto gain so much weight he bursts out of his suit that’s way too immodest and tight for him anyways and upgrade to a 5XL. This is how it NEEDS to be and is how it’s DESTINED to be. For what reason should any elderly man even be getting in life threatening situations, even if he can manipulate pipe cleaners (and my heart), like just relax and get fat like all the other old men, bitch. The only dangerous activities I will be allowing him to get into is turret fights, carried safely in his armored car so he doesn’t have to overexert himself.So along with food, justice will also be served by keeping this menace to humanity at fattened, lazy state.
>>484108796...because then they get in as the driver? NTA anon, but solos in a car typically end up with some goofy shenanigans if they manage to get in
Woof Woof Woof! Nothing feels better than the inside of a Dog!
>>484110250Hola
>>484109719collabs don't have lego styles. if 90% percent of the shop does, does that not mean anything about the shop rotation? lmao not sure why you are trying to deboonk this so hard when its obvious that everything that comes back (besides collabs) has to be lego compatible
>>484110331Hola!
>>484108796one i didnt know it was possibletwo i was playing duos & my partner was on the phone while I drove,
>>484110468it's easy to argue when you just ignore the rest of the post because it disproves your beloved eceleb
>>484109734wish i could be treated like this wtf
>>484110250why did scarr fail while highwire succeded?
>>484110929I don't have to prove shit. I see the shop everyday with the same 30 day lego skins in it. you're not fooling anybody. Ali-A just confirmed what we already knew about the shitty rotation
I don't like no Hades chains, and you can't pull me downBut you can splash your nitro on me, OGSplash your nitro on me, OGI'm OG babyI'll box you, but I ain't no gimp suit babyShe season 3, tellin me I'm still a defaultI get love in Tilted like Tfue babyAnd the thing about me isI don't like no Hades chains, and you can't pull me downBut you can splash your nitro on me, OGSplash your nitro on me, OG
>>484110468Random anon here, decided to check the shop right quick. Macarena emote doesn't have a Lego style, would that count as a collab?
>>484111098because Highwire is Vital, she's Vital
>>484111116wtf is this cringe
>they brought back a few non lego items, that disproves the entire shop rotation of chapter 5
>>484111246they are gonna say yes cause it’s an icon but in reality it’s not
>>484111098Scarr looks too lesbian.
>>484109734How can this old jewish prick get so much love?
>>484111419The argument now is that they aren't running non-lego items because the non-lego items they have run don't count because I said they don't
he's coming
I don't understand how Nezumi's reactivity workswhy doesn't he have a style with his eyes open?
>>484111645I don't give a shit when he comes back at this point I'm just going to be eternally mad they never brought him back during the fucking GREEK GOD season.
yup.. now this is what we call a SOVLFVL KINO loadout round these parts
>>484111604>making excuses for Epic and Lego's tomfooleryNah, not today champ. If the shop returns to normal, I'd be happy - it's still very much dominated by Lego compatibility rules. You don't commonly see skins return without a lego style, literally everyone can see that.
>>484111623same
>>484111925I hate how the skull now faces you
>>484111645september, during marvel season.
they should replace V-bucks with farkle coins
>>484111992:)
>>484111986he also said thats why the streamer bundles are fucked up and missing stuff. They literally wouldn't allow stuff to return that wasn't lego compatible. it doesn't apply to most collabs but the shop has been fucked ever since OG season and the new chapter.
>>484111925When are they gonna bring back the Naruto skins?I need Sakura.
>>484112136W-what is a farkle coin?
cheesed to meet u :3
>>484111098Too human. Anthro girls are hot or cute. If scarr was only available with the hyena mask shed be more popular. If scarr was a proper hyena girl you wouldn't stop hearing about her on reddit, twitter and 4chan. Her human aspects are a turn off.
>>484111925You need the lightning aura to perfect it
so weird that an eceleb can fake a discord message from epic and /fng/ will spend the next six months gobbling his balls
>>484112472I ain't not paying no 18 bucks for no goddamn lightning aura, son
>>484112476https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iM1jPv_7lxQit wasn't fake, cope. Lego ruined the shop
>>484112387*mwuah*
>>484112450I would not only run this skin but even main it if they ever release anything like thisfemfurs to epic means a girl in cosplay
>>484112280win big at scrote.org
>>484112204believes the propaganda that an irrelevant streamer says who is trying to hype up a mid emote that no one asked to comeback.
>>484112598I feel you on that
gimme fuel
>>484113196gimme fiah
>>484112980>0.5 vinderbucks have been deposited into your accountYou don't have to believe Ali-A to see the shop rotation patterns. You can just look and see the emotes and skins that return and come to shop to see that. I accept your concession
>>484108643Nope, the Golden Sands bundle was the more limited one
>>484112825Scrote? Like in lolcow farm?
>>484074596Get on my level.t also started on C4S1
An epic employee called me a degenerate and said she would make the game worse today. What did you do?
>>484111098a huge part of it imo is that Highwire's furry form is animated. there's some personality to it that just doesn't exist on scarrs static helmet
>>484113654Based JohnBoy
>>484112387what an unholy abomicombination
>>484113464What the hell are you even talking about, the point is there’s literally no bundle and clicking on it just takes you to the store page for the skin by itself
>>484074596I think I have 2k hours from having it in background AFKing, started around the same time as you
>>484075279Consider yourself lucky for getting her in time >>484079348Basically what he said but I also think her face is quite pretty. Her outfit is quite stupid but definitely on-point for an autistic with negative fashion sense
>>484113267
Hyenas are just a boring species.Wolves are cooler. Simple as.
>>484112825I looked at the site and I can’t figure out what it’s about. Like there’s a wanted poster for Billy from Billy and Mandy at the cost of farkle? What?
>>484113654Did you get one of them pissed on Xitter?
>>484113863>POV: You are about to get smooched by a Rat
Blenderanon, got an awful image idea I need your help with. I will gift you something from the shop for it. Basically recreate this with Robo-ray and Rebel
>>484114382https://x.com/Spac3Gh0s7_
>>484093830>>484094406>>484094950Actually Scarlet/Violet is considered one of the harder games in the franchise, especially the second DLC. USUM is universally considered the most difficult game in the franchise.Also every Pokemon game is easy other than Yellow for all the right reasons and HGSS for all the wrong reasons, people where just bad at the games as children and the newer titles actually give you much better tools rather than a lack of difficulty. The only ones that are insultingly easy is XY/ORAS.
>>484113654/ourguy/ my tweets would be more like @tim sweeney @charlie wen "bring back the big butt skins" "and add Kyle and AMIE(the robot) to the shop""gib psycho bandit and rue plox""add Lois and Stewie"etc a long list of requests lol
>>484112387
>>484112079I believe its always did while in game, facing the same way as your character is only a locker thing
>>484114706Dawg thats a mouse you would kill it
>>484114575me under rebel
>>484113451>anons post proof not all collabs need icon shop>”Those don’t count!”ok lol
>>484114607>Fortnite developers going on their totally deserved half a month break after fucking the game up completely since the start of this chapter and tanking player numbers
She put it on her fridge
>>484114575What is this? Frieren is tribbing with a girl but whose leg is that on dude's shoulder.I need context.
I think I'm the best waifu poster here. Everyone else's fortwaifus and forthusbandos are just so slop, mid, and forgotten in 1 season. One day everyone will forget their waifu/husbando and only remember mine, because I can certify that she is not slop and is indeed a gemmy.
>>484114946I never said all or nothing bro. I said that lego dominates the shop rotation, which it obviously does.
>>484115049JohnBoy4242 is living rent free on this stupid bitch's head
>>484115049Seethin'>>484115034>legoOh, she's autistic.
>>484115049Holy fucking shit KEK
>>484114883
>>484115232Ali A said something different, which is wrong & so if u defend Ali A u are wrong.
>>484102547>>484102919>>484103268>>484103563https://www.reddit.com/r/ModernWarfareIII/comments/1dr0yqc/the_finisher_for_a_supposed_deadpool_crossover/
>>484115636I'd link her the last thread we had and pray Epic decides to pull the plug on the game
>>484115218my wife isn't slop... why would you say this?
>>484115646well who knows why the streamer bundles are fucked and missing then, probably a ch5 issue. I don't care that much but I do care about skins not returning forever because they are stuck in the Lego queue. and the shop run by AI that plops in the same skins every week and random lego compatible halloween skins. enjoy your lego slop
>>484115101Recreation of this meme, it's a dude under the girl
>>484115636Like make a tweet and @ her? The cow has comments off
>>484105253You should see /codg/, the whales over there are celebrating it and gloating about them spending still buying tons of cosmetics regardless.
>>484115798I'm sorry but it has been dictated so by me. Your waifu is certified slop and you WILL forget about her.
>>484113330TAKE THE CORNAHJOIN THE CRAASSHHHaaah
>>484115837Oh...I'm disappointed now. I thought it was part of the actual anime.
>>484115919 (Me)>>484115636I tried this method
>>484116118no. you're not the real togaposter. he wouldn't post this, you can't fool me.now this raises the question of who would use such underhanded methods to speak poorly of people's wives and husbands under the guise of another anon?
>>484115837>>484116319 KUSE-008
>>484116408Because they have no life
>>484116397kill yourself
>>484116397Based chad
sex with the Machinist
Separating the skins and the wraps was a stupid bitch decision.
>>484116397That retarded bitch is gloating about how she fucked up her job. Fuck that stupid cunt
>>484116694I can get behind this.
>>484116418Thanks, bwo!
>>484116581
>>484116408You don't get it. It's all me. The whole time.
>>484116743they removed classic fontthey made it look like a mobile game, rounded all edgesthe way the creative stuff is on main screen now that + all the other bugs, chapter 5 has been rough
>>484115218>just so slop, mid, and forgotten in 1 season.Female fur skins have had a firm grip on the base of Fortnite Fandom's cock for years. Female fur skins will continue to maintain a firm clawed grip on Fortnite Fans cock for years to cum.
>>484116408malico
>>484117887is epic
>>484116408>>484116694>>484116907Get this ugly flat whore with a blown out pussy out of my general.
>>484117996she is NOT ugly!!!
>>484117996We know you’re pissy angrytogafaggot
>>484117539You underestimate me. When the day comes, you WILL forget about your fur waifus. Their hands will disappear from your cocks so fast that you could only wonder if it ever happened at all, leaving only MY waifu, the non-sloppest of them all, to take care of your erection.
>>484117996yikes
>>484118225Nuh uh
>>484115828Except again, we literally just got some collab skins without lego versions. Blade was JUST here, dude. Does lego have an influence? I dunno, probably. Is it a "some skins won't return forever because lego styles" situation? No, and it's a bit embarassing seeing you get all pissy at anon over there for pointing it out. He's not defending lego slop, you dumb, brainless fucking FAGGOT, he's pointing out that your theory holds NO WATER and is PURE GUESSWORK. Stop fucking posting, just stop posting, and use that fucking BRAIN OF YOURS to CONSIDER THE FACTUAL STATEMENTS LAID BARE BEFORE YOUjesus FUCKING christ, I know /fng/ is full of twelve year olds, but holy fucking shit, anon
>>484117996Based. Sick of the FOTM Fortnite girl spam
>>484118225>this meltdown over a generic anime yandere
>>484103213You're not supposed to fucking shoot people either, anon>inb4 shitty joke that nobody would even grin atsave it.
>>484118567I think its really not the usual toga anon, the filename is different whereas the toga guy almost exclusively posts with pixiv filenames
>>484115049Oh that escalated quickly
>>484118859I really hope it’s a different guy pretending to be him because the toga poster is usually chill when he’s not posting borderline porn (if that even is the same guy)
https://x.com/Spac3Gh0s7_/status/1807428848566329612>rape threats mfw
You guys ready for 2 weeks of fuck all? I mean this entire chapter has been a giant nothing burger so it won't feel much different honestly
>>484118529My wife will be a mainstay in /fng/ until I die or this general dies.
>>484119213Ok doomer
>>484119136>I got rape threatsNnnnggggggghhhhjh!!!!
you are without a doubt the worst poster I've ever heard of
sexclops soon
>>484105941>mfw Hail to the King Lead seems easy now after playing so much Metalica
What I want to know is, why did JohnBoy's comment cut her so deeply? The current UI has been out for over half a year at this point, so surely there have been tons of those evil Gamers who are simply too blinded by their soggy knees to understand the perfection of her Fortnite UI. Or is this truly the first time she's heard anyone speak out against it?
>>484119082>>484118859>>484118567you guys are seriously retarded, this is the most non-serious playful bait I've seen in my life
>>484112079It doesn't. It's an optical illusion. If you look at it from behind it appears to be facing you. If you look at from the front it also appears to be facing you. It doesn't change positions or rotate, it's just the way it's drawn. Optical illusion.
>>484119359See you in two months, anon. Don't disappoint me.
>>484119718Im seriously dicking down your girl
>>484119604the vocals always have been easy af>>484119718the different filename is a set off and you never know with 4chan
>>484119652I highly doubt its the first time she heard of it considering that even Epic's main account posted about it, then again PR is often quite disconnected from the rest of the company on occasion.t. someone who does marketing for multiple political parties on my country and deals with CMs quote a lot
>>484119136>>484119513Kimiko is the only fem fur I kinda want to Rape
>>484119082There's a guy in these threads who occasionally masquerade with MrBeast using a weirdly edited image If even that guy gets a memer that surely the more autistic Toga guy does
>>484119807you can count on me, my friend
>>484120053what are they saying about this guy?
>>484119749Does it? Nah, I"m pretty sure it faced forward at first, then they reversed it.
>>484119652Because she got called a bitch, that's literally why. Women take it too personal when they get called something like bitch, slut, whore.I hate how fucking sensitive women are nowadays. Men get called shit like faggot or incel every day and no one ever got offended over that. Childish women like the epic employee need to grow a pair.
I love my faithful fortwife Joni
>>484119560Do tall homos really do this to short homos? Or is a fat white woman's fantasy.
Man I love Scarr's design but she has negative ass and it looks weird as fuck
>>484120367Americans should feel ashamed over the fact this guy is their president.
>>484120473It's this.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow-Face_illusion
>>484120503imagine if she lived in the UK or Australia where the throw the word cunt so loosely lol.
>>484120770She legit looks like a twink with the mask on
>>484120367im not american tho, but Ive heard from certain members of Morena that his reunion with AMLO and the jewess had a lot of retakes due, and I quote "issues with the script"FortNite
>>484120367"It's Joever" was trending on X after the debate If your candidate becomings the subject of a mocking meme with actual reach then he's done for Not to mention the election has become a referendum on him nowIts actually Joever now. The other guy's pretty much got this win guarateed
>>484120630Gay men love all different shapes and sizes of men, just like how everyone has their preferences.
>>484120785I am.
>>484120885>JewessI know she payed so that the cartel would kill all her opponents. I hope they kill her too.
>>484119560I hate Wolverine because he is a manlet.>>484120630Definitely a fujoshit fantasy.
>>484120630You can tell if it's a fujo or an actual gay man by how they draw pecs.
cmonput yopinky fingerto the MOON
>>484120923I was under the impression that modern gay men had very high standards, almost as high as women.>>484121172Did manlet steal your girl or something
>>484120831>they throw the word cunt so loosely lol.Based! This gay offended culture needs to end.
Sasuke please get out of my face
pea boys love a little bit of chaos
>>484121543gimme a hug man
>>484120785I've been wanting american society to collapse for almost 10 years now, or at least for my state to secede.
>>484121390If anything gay men have the lowest standards and should set them higher.
>>484121172You might be dumb, just saying.>>484121390>I was under the impression that modern gay men had very high standards, almost as high as women.This means nothing. So most men want short women because it’s cute to them and their easier to dominate, right? So if a dude is a top maybe he wants a shorter man because it has the same kind of appeal.
>>484121160She didn't pay them money. She had sex with them in exchange for the killings.
>>484120630>Do tall homos really do this to short homos?yesthey're cute>>484121172>I hate Wolverine because he is a manlet.but it makes the fact that he tops Scott and turns him into a complete bottom so much hotter
>>484084643>Just buy yourself an academy skin and make your own JoniThat’s not Joni the Red. That’s Joann the Rose.
>>484120897Trump had the covfefe meme along with a dozen others making him the subject of mockery during his entire campaign, forgetful-kunbut what's this have to do with fortnite and my hopes for hangfire to make it into the shop
>>484121874
>>484121543"Sorry for trying to kill you sensei. Wanna hug it out and play some Leads to Metallica?"
>>484120897>>484122050Both of those old jews need to die.
>>484121874>>484122106Cute
Hey Natehow's life
>>484122169only based post ITT
>>484122169All the boomers in congress need to go. They don't give a fuck about us.
>>484122263they always get into fights but at the end of the day they always make up because they love eachother
>>484121543Crazy how Kakashi remains the best Naruto skin
>>484121543dap that nigga up man, wtf
>>484122296>All the boomers in congress need to goi read this as bottoms and remembered that twink who got in trouble for getting his bussy pounded in a federal building or whatever
>>484115049the fucking vegeta pfp makes this like 10x funnier
>>484121716>gay men have the lowest standardsBecause the dating pool for gay men is pathetically small, they got very little to choose from. Meanwhile women always have partners available in their wide dating pool, so, unlike men, women can afford to be demanding in their preferences.
Where is Desdemona, dude
Shut up tranny, no (Yous) for you
>>484122831does this mean I can have a harem of twinks if I decide to start having homosex? 6'4" and lean with good muscleature btw
Can you play Reload with bot lobbies?
>>484122727It made it even more funny that he was from some buttfuck state like Idaho lmao
>>484122606all you can see is his eyes it'd be hard to mess him up
>>484123015Twinks are even more retarded than women, it's not worth it
>>484123015unironically yesif you made a grindr and advertised your height and muscles you'd get non stop messages from twinks begging you to pump their bussies full of cum
>>484122169I like how twitter's favorite talking point right now is the fact that Thrill Clinton was President 30 years ago and is younger than both current candidates
>>484122765>Saiyan prince posts the truth and gets shat on for itThe hard life of VegetaGODS
>>484123171okay but I don't actually like vaginas and I like penis. I've just never done the homosex because I figured that if I had enough sex with women I'd learn to like it>>484123291BASED, time to get started
>>484123291Wow I’m straight but that’s actually kind of hot
What is his legacy?
>>484123106>some buttfuck state like Idaho lmaonot surprised, it's always the midwestern guys that are absolute cock goblins
>>484123594>zero crown vicroysKWAB
>>484092997that upsets me
>>484123594He killed millions
>>484123594being an irrelevant
>>484123594I don't know who he is
>>484122831>dating pool for gay men is pathetically smallevidence? source for your claim? It seems like everyone from the gayest homo niggas to the most staunch republicans in the US are fucking clambering to get boy hole
I wish I was gay so I didn’t have to deal with women
>>484123831If I was Gay, I wouldn’t be a Bottom bitch
>>484092997Oh I'm just seeing this because of this >>484123685 reply. Don't sweat it, enjoy!
>>484123380Getting attention from simps is always hot. Women are literally addicted to it.
>>484124024Machinist midriff sexo
>>484121874>>484122106>>484122536is this an actual thing? or is it just some mentally ill fujo crack ship?
>>484123049Can you or can you not
>>484124197I play squad fill exclusively with voice chat disabled, it's not that bad
>>484124305yes
Reload needs SBMM and bots already
>>484124263eww she's fat you sick fuck
>>484123924Dealing with homophobia is way worse. I wouldn't recommend it to you.
>>484122765Oh my god he posted it to reddit to drag me but the post got locked and all the comments are like « absolute Chad » and « W designer » I can’t breathe, all I did was limit who can respond and they're all sucking my dick wtf lol who would've guessed XD
>>484124360it has sbmm
>>484124360it has bots
>>484124317There's people that don't even use pings though, like why the fuck are you playing this mode?
>>484124360it has neither
>>484124508answers how terrible fucking changes like this go through if these idiots actually think the carefully catered reddit hugboxes are genuine opinions
>>484124263Indeed!
>>484122953she used to show up pretty regularly with her bundle last year but hasn't been out since november because she doesn't have a lego.probably won't be in till after next update at the earliest assuming she gets' an updated lego skin then.
>>484124360both of those things would be detrimental to the mode's already impeccable quality
>>484124881>she'd probably have midriff sexo like this if she came out in Chapter 1 or 2it's not fair
>>484124907>probably won't be in till after next update at the earliestdoubt it, the shop recycles through the same set of skins every season nowat the earliest we'll get her next season if even
>>484122953Purely guessing based on Epic's pattern, last couple of updates have done minifigs for a lot of c3s3-4(Desdemona is a s4 skin specifically) and c4s1 skins, Lego minifigs for all the Dragon Ball skins and Lucien are confirmed for next update since they have assets in the files already, all those are from the seasons I mentioned already. So its more than likely Des will get a minifig next update and be in the rotation again
>>484124881I love this pic, I wish she would give me a nitro fist powered handjob
>>484125272Nngggghhh
>>484124024can i at least have an answer
>>484125082You'd think someone doing manual labor under the heat of the wasteland desert would have more exposed skin, right? It makes no sense for her to wear pantyhose and have her midriff covered.
>>484125272Tim get this man a Freakynite LTM asap>>484125656what was the question?
is there any new or upcomming coomer skin beside persephone ? i have 5K vbuck but shop is empty hesiting to buy rogue worth?
>>484125827what'd i do that made you remove me
>>484126028Can you buy me Dark Phoenix? I'll party hips for you
>>484126028yeah i'm on the fence about rogue too, she's quite cute here
>>484126028Yeah, Cyclops.
>>484126028depends if you like men or notan almost completely nude wolverine comes out in 2 days
>>484126109I've never removed anyone before. do you have the wrong person?
>>484126225>Yeah, Cyclops.Cyclops isn't a coomer skin.
>>484126395Hahaha… yeah….
>>484126274oh sorry that guy called you by name so i thought you were someone else
I can't believe I'm contemplating buying the Festival pass.
ADRENALINE JUNKIE CRASH MAH HEADNACHO JUNKIE PAINT ME DEAD
>>484126647better this one then the next one imo
what level do i have to be to get all the v-buck rewards from the bp
>>484126647It’s actually a good pass>>484126690Next season’s is going to be abysmal lol
>>484126740122
>>484126807only way it will be saved is if they give her an ass
it just hit me that I don't use ANYTHING from the shitty jungle BP, and I maxxed it out
>>484126536no worries
>>484125780Yes and no. Wearing an open jacket in a desert isn't actually that bad of an idea- it's not too far off from the robes desert dwellers actually do wearthe issue is that's it's leather and ffffucking brownThen again, given the weather patterns of the island, I'm not actually sure how hot it really is in the wasteland areas? It's sandy, yeah, but sand =/= hot. I'm aware of the heat wave shader that's active in the desert, but the island is just too physically small and too overall temperate for me to reasonably believe that it's actually all that hot anywhere on it.It's also strange that the machinist is claimed to be both a manual laborer but also an engineer (Don's best and only competent one, at that)The fact that the vehicles function, the battle bus works, the firing mechanisms don't jam, the boat functions, etc etc, implies that the machinist is genuinely good at both designing, implementing, and likely fabricating all the equipment they use.Her little idle chatter is more or less within reason as well- namely the "Measure twice, cut once" line. I have no fucking clue what characterization they're trying to give these NPCs. Megalo Don and all of his crew are perhaps some of the most reasonable NPCs we have ever had, to the point where you can point a loaded gun directly at them and they won't react for several seconds. Don himself tells you to just walk away if you run into him on his ship.
S-Tier:>MetallicaA-Tier:>The Weeknd>Lady Gaga>Snoop Doggy DoggShit Tier:>Bill>Karl G
The only festival passes I'd buy would be Daft Punk, Gorillaz and Miku
>>484126647Unless you really like Metallica, it's not worth it.You get 4 skins but you only get 1 jam track. Previous festival passes were the other way around(1 skin, 4 jam tracks).
>>484127137yes jam tracks are such a huge value that's why everyone in this thread loves them so much
>>484126653GIMI FYOOL GIMI FAIAGIMIDAT WITCHAIDESAIAAAA
>>484126958I use Optimus
What were u guys saying? ;)
>>484127137NTA but I really like Metallica, but I only care about music, not people making itThey're cool guys, but I don't know, it's just a bunch of normal looking guys in fortniteI only care a little about James and Kirk, but their shop skins come with cool shit like backblings and several styles, their festival pass skins are mid
>>484127557>it's just normal looking guys Fortniteyes
>>484127557but the pass skins will be OG like crew packs
>>484127076>just walk away
>>484127137It's just one (he) track but it's the hardest songs on lead
>>484127662who cares about "OG"you gonna buy a piece of shit if it has a limited tag on it?
>>484127131Despite Crypton being cunts and Epic not willing to cater to weebs I'm still holding out a little hope for a Hatsune Miku Festival Pass. Lately she's being passed around in many collabs, so maybe Fortnite's turn will come soon.
>>484127731yes
>>484127619weeknd red suit has lore tho
>>484127731yea
>>484126861Durrrrr yeah bro! Go play a gatcha
https://streamable.com/ns75ns
>single car running around the final 10 just hocking bombs everywhere and running shit over>absolutely nobody even taking a single shot at it>poke out for a second to take some potshots so this massive threat gets whittled down>immediately beamed by like three other playersamazing we're this far into the season and people are still this fucking retarded. I almost want to stick to reload fills and just dump BR entirely
>>484127782There was already an Miku collab with Epic. It's in Fall Guys. Enjoy.
>>484127815That's why I'm using Mike Myers' kitchen knife with him
>>484127137I imagine it's partially because the closer you get to modern musicians the less members you haveBilly Eilish isn't composing half her tracks, she's not playing the instruments, she's just the lead for a borderline anonymous band often swapped out with synth and composer software because record companies realized it's cheaper to just have one asshole with a laptop and a half-functioning singing voice>>484127692Yeah, but with Megalo we get to see what happens if you do abide by his request. He doesn't double cross you or anything. Humongus is a fantastic orator, but his intentions are...doubtful, at best.
>>484128051>Mike Myershe's in?
>>484128015you are blind to the horrors of the world, child
>playing Hysteria Lead>haven't missed a note>brain shuts off during the solo with all the double notesam I retarded
>>484127782Not this year buddy,
>>484127782>You don't collab with every single slop on the planet? Wow, what a bunch of cunts!Anon you can use and even sell Miku merch all day long anywhere you want as long as you're not a commercial entity. They're literally the most lenient company on earth in regards to having a character as iconic as Hatsune Fucking Miku. Not wanting to put her in a game where>90% of the crossovers in the same category (music) are degenerate drug addicted fuckfreaksisn't exactly impossible to understand.
>>484128237choking is normal, don't beat yourself over it
>>484128015sorry kid gotta pad my k/d
>>484124975Shut the fuck up malicoGo play zone wars if you want to sweat 24/7
>>484128095>because record companies realized it's cheaper to just have one asshole with a laptop and a half-functioning singing voiceExplain idol units then.
>>484128237I don't get why they charted that part like that when any time the guitar sounds like that in other songs every other note is a lift-off
>>484128616This has to be bait. You’re playing a game to fight other people.
>>484128628brokies
>>484128628>Idols Lol, it's not like they have free will, they are quite literally corporate made irl waifubait
>>484128775nta but i play for the emotes and festival mode
>>484128854well of course it’s players like you who say shit like that, nta or not.
>>484128854If you are who I think you are, you are cool, but you are odd
>>484128628>examining the western music industry through the lens of the eastern music industryMusic is almost secondary to the idol industry, that's fucking why. r u dum?
>>484128983Nnnngggghhhh!!
what are some things that give you ick?>he doesn't use the matching backbling >he gets in the passenger seat to reload rather than waiting until the next time he gets out of the car>off road tires>going to the loot island>opens every ammo box>buys potions from vending machines >assault rifle in the 2 slot, shotgun in the 3 slot
Jam tracks should also be usable as player anthems in Rocket League. It's dumb that you could own Fuel, Master of Puppets, and Enter Sandman in Fortnite but you'd have to rebuy them in Rocket League.
>>484128628>explain (band with four frontmen who can't play instruments) GEE I FUCKING WONDERAlthough anon's a bit off. It's not the -newest- thing. The whole idea was the basis for Elvis, who couldn't play guitar or any other instrument worth a shit.Go on, tell me about Elvis' bandmates. How about Michael Jackson?Pop music focuses on the one frontman above all else. Everyone in the background is replacable.
I don't use backbling at all. It's just some extra shit that either poorly clips through the character or floats two or so inches behind them. If I had a nice backpack one, then maybe, but otherwise they're...well, they're back bling. Extraneous shit used by low IQ retards to pretend they have a sense of fashion.
>>484130064No fun…
>>484130064still using my wings on Ark
>>484084547>when will they rerun her crew pack...The shit with Crew skins not returning pisses me off because Epic stated from the beginning Crew cosmetics can return but a bunch of BUT MY OG SKIN stinkers have taken Crew skins hostage and threaten to mass unsubscribe if Epic ever does a Crew rerun.
>>484130529If gimp suits were this big sweats wouldn’t use them
I listened to Kill 'Em All what Metallica album should I listen to next?
>>484130306I just can't get into it. I use one of the nitro pump ones on Megalo, I guess, but beyond that they don't quite...how do I put this"They look like they're not part of the model, and instead like some extra shit thrown on"Not to remotely suggest back-blings should be built in, but I feel like if a skin just had a backpack ON/OFF option where the modeler had full control over it, I'd be fine with that. A lot of them just look kinda shitty, though.The Pip-Boy one, for example. It's just a new extra piece of shit that's not part of the armor, was never part of it, and wasn't designed as part of it, being slapped onto it. It just doesn't look good.If skins were designed with something on their back I'd like it more, but then you probably couldn't equip back-blings.
I wish I was a woman
Personally, I wish I could clip on the vault boy backbling as a dick charm to my skin.
>>484131591>
>>484131435snake boneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykmQ13ZFMcA&t=1s
are you getting crew today for persephone or in a few weeks to double dip the next season bp too?
>>484132110I'm just not getting it at all
>>484131842viejo sabroso
>>484132110the season ends in like 3 months bro
>>484132264Fr
sucks this is pretty much unobtainable
>>484127692>get Don to half health so he enters his second phase>"Mediocre at best."I love how he's a walking Mad Max reference and isn't shy about it.
>>484132538companies that do this are not worth supporting
>>484132538>dare you play my magical record?why is everything metallica related piss colored
>>484132538companies that do this are worth supporting
>>484126807>Next season’s is going to be abysmal lolWho is next season?
>>484132326
>>484132805Carol G :/
>>484132903I have no idea who that is. Gonna look into it hope the music is good.
>>484132843>ermm its 2 months and 18 daysstfu
>>484132903Is it abysmal because you don't know her or abysmal because her music's not that great
Airship wars red vs blue is so kino bros
>>484132989>hope the music is good.Oh sweet innocent one….
>>484132110Double dip but the state of the game ever since chapter 5 started has made me not want to give epic a single penny. Haven't bought any veebees since season 1
>>484131591I wish someone would protect me like this.>>484131750Based and same!
>>484133304you wish your uncle would kidnap you as a child and force you into marriage with him?
>>484133304SHUT UP
>>484133048july is tomorrow bwo
>>484132989Her music is like Billie's but in ñ
>>484133581whatever i wish the world ended on july 1st
>>484131435Ride the Lightning Master of PuppetsBlack Album
>>484132546Megalo Don is genuinely pretty cool.I figure he'll be btfo by some dumb shit by next chapter but I bought this pass as my first because I really just like the theme of this chapterThe songs aren't too bad either. I mistoke lord of the wasteland as a genuine old industrial track. It sounds really fucking cool blaring from the battle bus.
>>484133675If only we were so lucky, we wouldn't have to deal with next seasons failure then
>>484133819you could help
>>484133760>people think he is Gunnar lol
>>484133894With what?
high rarity clapped out ranger pistol has no business being as good as it is
>>484132110I was planning to double dip, anyway, but persephone makes it so much betterI would've gotten her even if I couldn't double dipBP double dipping is always kino, it's my only source of v-bucks, and it's always enough
>>484134172any ranger pistol is good
>>484134049Its still more likely that he is him than not
>>484134049their aesthetics are remarkably similar. epic could just drop all the plot threads entirely though and never really give us an answer in the end
>>484134409The head shape is all wrong, thoughI'll hear you out if you have reasoning!
>>484134409personally i think anyone that thinks that is delusional
>>484133760He’ll probably be eaten by a shark
So now that this season is half over and the code monkeys are about to go on another undeserved vacation how would we rate chapter 5? >Overall: >Season 1:>Season 2:>Season 3:
>>484134578SnapshotI believe that if he isn't the same Gunnar, he is another Ageless case (i.e, Ageless being a snapshot of a younger Geno, but having a history and future that are way different compared to Geno)
I have to wait over 2 more weeks to get Persephone because i want the battlepass for free next month
>thunder burst>gatekeeper>nitro fists>pots>medkitYou literally can't lose with this setup
>still no Iron Maiden>still censor songsfestivalchuds...
>>4841348612/10
>>484134880I'm sorry but I literally only started this season, so bear with me, what exactly constitutes a snapshot?
>>484134861>Season 1: Shit>Season 2: Shit>Season 3: Fun
>>484134861I can honestly say the only time I had any fun with this entire chapter was the first like week of this chapter. this has been pretty fucking awful overall.
>>484134861>Season 1: Fun>Season 2: Fun>Season 3: Shit
>>484134861>Overall: 5/10>Season 1: 9/10 (i loved all the hot male skins)>Season 2: 6/10 a few cools skins, nothing that made me want to quit the game but it was pretty uneventful>Season 3: 1/10 skins are all gay, cars are cancer. 1 point for Reload since it saved the season.
>>484135229>the first like week of this chapter.*of this season, sorry. I am blinded by hatred
>>484134861>Season 1: good until medallions were nerfed, ok after that>Season 2: ok until mythics were nerfed, shit after that>Season 3: the best ever until cars, fists and nitro were nerfed and boogie bombs and snipers were reintroduced, shit after that
>>484134975it's june dumbass
>>484134861>Overall: the collabs have been good but the gameplay itself was shit for 2 seasons>Season 1: meh (only saved by collabs)>Season 2: shit>Season 3: fun
>>484135530Cat posters are unironically stupid
>>484135075Snapshots are perfect copies of people that are on the island, they can look the exact same (just with different clothing) or be fucked up some way depending on what they go throughFor example, Agent/Vengeance Jones had several snapshots of him created, which is the lore reasoning of why there are so many Jonesy remixes
>>484134861>Season 1: 4/10 because the season simply felt boring most of the time, no amount of collabs could save it>Season 2: 3/10 since it had the same issue as s1 but instead of adding more bosses to the empty pois they decided to add 3 new ones and put them there, which i understand, but at that point add something to the other pois, there was no reason to drop anywhere but olympus or the underworld>Season 3: 6/10 but going down to 4 after the nerfs, it was a strong start of the season but the discussion about the cars brought the issue that epic can't make impactful changes because people will bitch about it, and instead of removing specific items from a gamemode lootpool (like they did with the fists in comp) they instead created new map to try and fix a non-existential issue while also covering it as a summer event because they had nothing planned (only 2 summer skins too)
>>484135658This.
>>484134861Ok mr Epic employee, heres my data:>S1Started kinda mehh, but got progressively good, like really good but like usual you fuckers heard the compfags and killed it as soon as the season was starting to get fun>S2Boringfest from begining to end, the avatar mythics were fun tho>S3The first two weeks will live in my memory among my top 3 favorite seasons since Ive started playing (S8) but like usual you killed it due comfaggots crying.I hope S4 fails so bad you completely separate competitive from non-/ranked lobbies (for both build and zb) compfags can play among them in competitive and lets be honest they only play box maps and only use the non-comp modes to smurf for views
>>484135698So the name is borderlining on literal, gotchaMy only experience with fortnite besides the obligatory>I played for twelve minutes when it came outis the trailer with the bunker, Jonesy (We called him fortnite Freddy) and the banana, which I was strangely enamored withThanks for your explanation, I hope your favorite shop skin comes back or you get a win or something gets buffed, at your preference, anon
absolute BEAST spotted!!:D
>>484135698Does this mean there can be copies of me that are female?God I would commit so much selfcest!
Shut up tranny
>>484136120No, snapshots do not change your gender
>>484135972as if epic would ever go somewhere that isn't heavily moderated by bootlickers for feedback. we already saw the bitch responsible for the godawful UI overhaul posted some shit to a reddit circlejerk as some kind of gauge of community input
>>484134976>combat Shotty/Gatekeeper>smg/combat AR>Fists>Nitro/Bunkers>Cola/JizxEZ win
i still pity the anon that wanted monster trucks but epic decided that off-road wheels were enough, this car looks nothing like the behemoth SUV
>>484136969Megalo don has sex in this btw
>>484115034>yanks genuinely seething over 10 days holidayyou are so cucked lol
>>484137059>thinking its over the idea of vacation and not that epic devs even deserve onethese faggots should be chained to their desks and pelted with rocks until they un-fuck the UI
>>484137252Honestly this
>>484134768Be a little nicer to GunnarGODS>>484136019Thx bro
>>484137059Americans need to learn from Europeans about Vacation/PTOThat said it is crazy epic gets 2 weeks off in the summer, then a whole month in December PLUS whatever PTO is offered
>>484136969They lied then because they said there'd be actual licensed monster trucks
>>484066748
>>484137602bruni can we goon together
>>484137602
>>484128190Austin Powers collab when?
>>484137602oh great here comes the fucking spam again
>>484137794Sorry.>>484137807
sex with jonesy
>>484138058
>>484137406I want a tomboy gf.
>>484134861>>Season 1:6/10>>Season 2:4/10>>Season 3:7/10
>>484138390
oh boy, here we go again
>>484138642
>>484138896lmao @ the one guy that tired defending this shit by calling it 'loadout ideas', as if having 80% the default set with a single off item is some kind of groundbreaking concept that this fag needs to flood the thread with it.
>>484138896
Once upon a time you got shamed for spending this much on a game
Reminder that this isn't spam according to jannies
>>484139083as the guy who said that, I genuinely take it back. This shit is annoying
>>484137794>>484137602Nnggghhhh!!!Goon sesh with Bruni!
>>484139147
>>484138896Juat post a single collage of all the loadouts instead of spamming multiple images, friend
reminder to all my newfriends that you can hide the reply chain by clicking on hide replies :3
>>484139290what the fuck
>>484139385>>484139083I wasn't paying attention last thread and thought it was a response to a "what's your loadout" prompt, not one spammer
>>484139290jannies literally do not intervene unless someone with full blown autism annoys them in irc, and then its usually an autist thats the problem doing it and getting anything they're freaking out about banned instead since its easier than dealing with the autist. they just don't fucking care, moderation on this site is a joke. I remember a while back a local thread shitter the jannies never dealt with finally got exposed and THEN all of a sudden they stepped in and even made a mod post to not talk about other posters.
>>484138058why not?
growing up is understanding that 90% of backblings suck dick and most skins look better without one
>>484139798wouldn't see any posts because their fortnite general gets 1 post a month or less LOL
>>484139837backblings are too integral to the game that skins look naked without them despite how shit most of them are
Quality over quantity, sugar
>load into game>teammates don't have crowns>leave gameIt's as shrimple as that
>>484139798kill yourself
>>484139926
>>484140053NnnggghhhhhMaybe sturdy is not too bad.
Growing up is understanding that even Ebin knows backblings are stupid99% of the gaming legends ones are just some random shit from the game and don't make any sense
>>484140053someone said it before but any of these altchans that pride themselves on having shit regular 4chin won't tolerate are always just rancid garbage
>>484140053Wow loli and shota, as someone who just started browsing the internet this year I am shocked and appalled
>>484140229
>>484140375This. They do it for the soul reason of just barely getting away with content that is *barely* “legal”
>>484140375>but any of these altchans that pride themselves on having shit regular 4chin won't tolerate are always just rancid garbagewhere are you even getting this from tho
>>484140321not just backblings
>>484140508
>>484139798>>484140375I dont know taking a quick look at this chalk board thing it seems to only mention raw site features
Okay, I'll post more later
>>484140994please don't
>>484140994why don't you want to goon with me? I just want an answer am I the problem?
>>484137602>>484137807>>484138058>>484138390>>484138390>>484138642>>484138896>>484139147>>484139458>>484139702>>484139926>>484140508>>484140746>>484140994Kys
>>484141060I don't know what goon means.
>>484139798>>484140282>>484140471>>484140554samefag
>>484140719You can tell Epic really wants lightsabers as pickaxes but Disney keeps telling them no
>>484141459swing and a miss lol
>>484141671>untick (yous)>itz not me :3
>>484141191
>>484141671‘82 is 100% the sturdyfag shill samefagging
>>484141546i don't know what would be the sweet spot for a lightsaber pickaxe release1500 vb with no customization?2000 vb with laser customization?3000 vb with laser AND handle? the possibilities are there
>>484103563>Billion dollar game mode barely has more players than a literal shitpost mode slapped together in UEFNlol
>>484142025Why tf is the sturdynigger shilling in a fortnite general instead of going to /v/ or atleast have the decency to go to /gig/ or /ow2/?
>>484142308This. Most of the pedo threads there are filled with Overwatch chicks
>>484142308because he is probably a mod and wants his power to have meaning, he's king of his bedroom but he wants some bugs to abuse
>>484142308Because we didn't stop party royale niggers quick enough
>>484142445or probably cause on on a technical level the site is just better
>>484142308Pedophiles are retarded, what’s new? What’s poppin’?
>>484142546lmfao samefag is back again
>>4841422091 billion dollar investment btw
>>484124024can't thank you enough then. genuinely speechless, not really used to kindness. may the machinist receive the best alt ever made in your honor even though she's already super cool imo
can't wait for two weeks of no news with the general in this state
>>484142150Omni-blade was the proof of concept for lightsabers >can change >color>have two blades>handle >different blades>even the sounds I thinks, 1500 for everything is a fair price
>>484142641>can't actually point out how that's an incorrect statement>s-samefagok why even bother replying
>>484142825no one uses the site but you, there are no people here that know about it but you
>>484142667You gotta wonder how the LEGO Group feels about their investment. Hopefully bad.
>>484142546>>484142825then go back and stay back retard
>>484142942I'm just going off the shill image
>>484143051the one that got deleted? loool nioce admitting
>>484141191bruni you would rather lie to me than tell me why not? I'm that horrible?
>>484142980ANY WAY YOU WANT IT (except Halo, who licensed themselves out to megablocks)THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT (if you're fine with being stuck and constrainted to the shitty minifigures and brick molds of LEGO group)ANY WAY YOU WANT IT (as long as we don't have to make new molds for unique peices)
>>484143117this has to be a falseflag, no way you're this retarded
>>484142980>mfw they could have used all that money to make an actual Fortnite Lego game
>>484142980>inb4 some retard says "Yeah but it's doing better than most games on Steam!!"Most games on Steam don't have a billion fucking dollar investment.
new bread
>>484142980it's doing better than most games on Steam lol
>>484142795i forgot how good the omni sword was, it's a shame epic hasn't released anything as customizable as that recently
Got a few topics, pick one or don't >United battle passes across Epic Games, ie leveling up in dauntless, fall guys, and rocket league levels you in fortnite and the other way around >New items you would want to see in br. An EMP mine launcher would be cool>New game mode ideas, one anon talked Rumbleverse and dear God. Imagine the return of the marvel knock out ltm but we also had hand to hand fighting. Capcom could make enough money off skin sales to fund a new mega man legends just from the MvCfags jumping in to play fortnite
>>484142980investors don't even think about shit like this
>>484143901give the jonesy a glock
>>484143197I don't know what goon means.Stop acting up and explain.
are there people here actually retarded enough to think investments are about player counts and not purchases
>>484143958Investors don't think about number of potential customers? Are you retarded? How do you think they plan on making their money back?
>>484139798oh so you can moderate
>>484143714Also Steam numbers are just Steam by itself while Lego Fortnite is every platform combined.
>>484144220who the hell is buying lego build kits
>>484144014Thinking, if the impossible happened and Epic decided to start using real gun names should they go back and rename the current guns or make a new group of weapons and where would their stats laid
>>484144220nigga who tf makes those purchases?the people who like the modeif the mode sucks, as reflected by the low playercount (including afk)the who the fuck is going to buy sets?
>>484144346I appreciate our volunteer staff personally, go back to your shithole that allows illegal content
>>484144220Nobody is buying lego sets, I've seen Lambos and music but never anything Lego
>>484144024it's fine bruni I'll leave you alone, I didn't know you hated me this much. bye
>>484144735how are you going to see them in BR
>>484144639I don't want the nonces here, it's just funny that rival sites get modded whilst spam that is ultimately more detrimental to the thread goes unchecked
>>484144735laughed
>>484144863spam doesn't cut into profit, rival sites do
>>484144863Sure bro. Fuck off already
i saw at least 1 anon here buy the lego sets and post it here(implying he didn't stole the image from anywhere else)
>first game on kb+m>nobody else does the nitrodome so end up spending the whole game using a controller with scar's carlol
>>484145034I only buy emotes and Festival stuff at this point
>>484142737No problem bro, an ounce of kindness goes a long way.
>>484145034>>484145174Bruni? Did that nigga really take his kid to target and buy a Lego set for his grown ass himself?
>>484145427no frt filename so i don't think it was him
i wish someone was kind to me
>>484146153What type of kindness are you looking for?
>>484146291>>484146291>>484146291>>484146291
just caught a freshwater drum out by the lake today scrumptious vicroy
>>484134861The battlepasses have all been good so I have no complaints
>>484118495I said the lego mandate applies to NON COLLABS. reading comprehension failure. its not a conspiracy theory when every original skin that returns and 90% of the emotes are lego compatibleI accept your concession, now fuck off.
