Official crossover tie-in edition Previous La-Mulana: >>484306728 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk. -DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/ >https://tobyfox.itch.io/deltarune -The Old Game >https://undertale.com -The Old Game's Demo >https://undertale.com/demo -The New Game >https://deltarune.com -The New Game's Progress >https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9 >https://deltarune.com/update-092020/ >https://deltarune.com/update-092021/ >https://deltarune.com/update-092022/ >https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/halloween23/ -Merch >https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale >https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune -Books -Undertale Artbook >https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk -Legends of Localization - Undertale >https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi -Extra Content >https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com >https://undertale.com/alarmclock >https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/ >https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/ -Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots >https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH -Undertale Image Collections >https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba -Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag) >https://utg.vidya.pics/ -Recommendbin >https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 -Writebins >Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE >Old: https://writebin.surge.sh -Comicbin >https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE -Fangamebin >https://archive.is/iSiFg -Wanna change the font? >https://pastebin.com/gMYfw6u7 -Thread Template >https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
the ride never ends
so uhhhhhhhhhhundertale anyone?
>>484358594I still think the "Plants can't talk dummy" gag is really funny
EXTREMELY dead thread
>OP 37 minutes ago>4 postsgee i wonder what drove all the posters away
>jevil is named after and named his scythe after the devil, also mentions hell's roar>spamton is obsessed with [HEAVEN] and can spawn little angels of himself, also calls noelle [Angel]will the next schizos have similar religious themes? or is it just to create a duality between jevil and spamton in particular and the next 2 will have their own unrelated-to-religion dichotomy theming?will there be a schizoboss based on purgatory
>>484361282Asgore gives Toriel flowers, the flowers are rejected, Asgore grows new flowers from the seeds of the last, those flowers are rejected as wellThe flower Darkner keeps being reincarnated to fulfill its purpose and cannot escape samsara
>>484361282>schizobosses based on religious themes and undertale genocide bosses>undertale has a genocide boss who literally dies and comes back to life>potential church dark worldWe're gonna get Jesus the Undying
>>484361759In the Deltarune universe due to Christianity never catching on quite as much as in our world Bible characters are seen as fair game to use as Summons in JRPGs
Jesus last breath phase 4
Jesus turned on fire eye
Halfway into the Gaster Twerk Scene Jesus H. Christ himself slowly floats down from the top of the screen... And then he starts quirkly twerking too!!!
>>484362283he quirky twerkied for your sins
where's that image of spamton on the cross when you need it
any newsriel?
>>484363270All I have is this
>>484361945>>484362056>>484362283
>>484361282next schizo boss is from Kris playing 7 minutes in heaven
a t least you fuckers finally did what i asked you to.
>>484365349kraut is awake finally utg can be fast again
>>484365653I don't think so.
>>484366314>thread death so severe not even kwautsie wautsie can fix itthat's what happens when one of the most atrocious fucking threads in recent memory happens
doomin'https://static1.e621.net/data/d5/f1/d5f117120d70cafa10a6038a8dede384.png
newsletter when?
ah the goonhomo has returned.thread discussion may resume now.
>>484367513Honestly I just woke up and I got nothing other than "The Little Prince" and "Chrono Cross, the 1999 PS1 game" for theories. I didn't even have new smut today, I've posted that one before. Not even my immense power can just make people care about the game suddenly again.
https://voca.ro/1fW6qSzQ42fT
Good morning friends :)
>>484367893Mimeton...
>>484368174Good morning anon.
>>484367864your mistake is thinking that i open any of your links, because i know what you like and i know that i don't like what you like.i like to keep my appetite or my food.let me strike up annother kind of discussion:what is your opinion on the whole kingfag saga?
>>484368117new aislopkino just dropped
>>484368548>intentionally starting off-topic discussion
>>484368764positively devilish
>>484367936rude
>>484368548Didn't we just spend an entire day on that? I don't like kingfag, the trolls, or the enablers on discord or twitter or whatever that keeps encouraging that behavior just as much as the trolls do. The whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth and reminds me that there's people on 4chan who shouldn't have an unsupervised internet connection at all and this community is full of those types because of massive amounts of unchecked and unmediated mental issues. I'd rather talk about Ronald Reagan and insane asylums or watch an entire movie synced up to a Pink Floyd album. That's a better use of my time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdqnm9HL6zA
>>484368764krautsie is always on topic
>the parasocialfags are starting again
>>484369162Is the parasocial in the room with us right now?
>>484368174>>484368496hello frens :D
>>484369162>>484369269I mean they ARE talking about Kingy Wingy’s wife unprompted
>>484369272Yo, hello gotebro.https://static1.e621.net/data/8e/b6/8eb64ff05895d6a9e3d574efbba5325f.jpg
>The skibidi appearsThe skibidi appears
>>484369435This is not Undertale or Deltarune
>>484369435that is some good stuff, thanks dude
>>484369475P.S. I don't actually have 4chan X so I don't know if the audio embed worked. Here's the direct link to it in case it didn'thttps://files.catbox.moe/ir956e.ogg
>>484369563No, it is not. You are correct.https://static1.e621.net/data/8b/2c/8b2c0c95883fa9f26da2ed2d0ff520c1.pnghttps://static1.e621.net/data/ab/90/ab90e035cd9692aad1a6a3ac6db63bf0.png
>>484369162Protip: they are just being social, YOU are being parasocial.
>>484369949>berdlyfag out of literally nowhere
>>484369984WE HAVE THEM ALL!PARA-SOCIALSUN-SOCIALSA-SOCIALSSOCIALS!STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP!
>>484370009Berdfag raped his dog and grooms minors on discord.
Wow, after all that the thread is still dogshit. Imagine my shock.
>>484370181so true person who is borange
>>484370191What's wrong with the thread right now?
>>484370405nta but they're bringing the kingfag shit back up
>>484369949I didn't propose a solution to things, just that I don't like the situation and don't interact with it. I'm not saying that everyone on the internet needs regulated at all, just that some people arbitrarily defined by my personal opinion should probably having a caring parent or spouse tell them to not be stupid on the internet before they hurt themselves. Some people don't have a caring parent or spouse and might need the government's help but that's none of my business and the government doesn't really do the help thing for people anymore anyways.
Okay this will expose Toby forever, this will change the course of historyLet's start off at the beginning Literally one of the FIRST LINES of the game is: "No one can choose who they are in this world" This is clearly Toby starting out with an anti trans sentiment, thereby setting the tone, themes, and messages for the rest of the gameAnd if you read in between the lines you can see that Kris (NB) is literallly possessed by you... This is clearly a front for Toby trying to push the idea that LGBTQ people are possessed by demons.Then we go to other characters Undyne and Alphys are no longer together, and mettaton (some people think they're a trans allegory) has no robot suit. Yet life in Deltarune is still better than life in Undertale? This is clearly a front for how Toby thinks the world would be better without LGBTQ peopleThen one of the biggest elements of the game is the Closet?? Where darkners reside??? I dunno about you but implying that only dark people are in the closet seems pretty racist and lgbtq phobicand then toby pushes the idea that darkners are servants and lesser than lightners??? I don't know about you but that sounds pretty badThen many people theorize that noelle is the angel right well if she's on the ground she must be a fallen angel, aka a demon This is clearly Toby implying that lesbians are demonsI rest my case
>>484370191i don't see any fires right now, how about you post something that makes it better if you hate it so much.
>>484370405It's too embarrassing to admit publicly
>>484370549shoo mintbrap
*gobbles up kingy* *scampers away*
>>484370191good to see the professional complainer has arrived to keep /utg/ in check
>>484370708>>484370602
>>484361868Christianity is at least popular enough in the Deltarune universe for Asriel to get it confused with the monster religion and try to confess his sins to the turtle guy.The question is, was Asriel introduced to Christianity through his religious ska cds? (In other words, are they Christian ska cds?) Or, are they [unnamed monster religion]-themed ska cds that Toriel bought for him to encourage her child to become more familiar with monster traditions?
>>484370673calm down tangy
*burps*
Generals that get actual content still somehow move slower than this general for a game that hasn’t had shit in literal years
Spending 16 hours a day telling berdfag to fuck off when he's not even here is fine and sane and normal but if you COMPLAIN about THREADSHITTING then hooooo boy have WE got a PROBLEMO
>>484371160I have a feeling this post is about to get a lot of upset replies
>>484371160I feel called out by this post but I can't figure out how to explain why without sounding insane
>>484371160This post REALLY makes me hongry for a King-sized breakfast
>>484371272>>484371298STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
>>484371406Do you genuinely think I'm Kingfag
>>484371347>device???qrd?
>>484371582The device that Sans can't fix
Because I make up like 1/10 of posts in every thread, I will now stop posting so I can see how slow it gets now
>>484371669oh, that.you mean the thing under the blanket in his tiled lab.
>>484371862>russian>horrorthat's just normal in russia.nothing scares a russian except when the snow speaks finnish.
>>484372045some anons last thread were thinking back on old thread drama and wanted to know if your pa was still around
>>484372045the snow has "finished" fucking around
Two more of this absolute unit of lamb shmeat.https://static1.e621.net/data/1d/c2/1dc20485c899bee1837aa2b0632e4e52.jpghttps://static1.e621.net/data/82/ff/82ff6220ad6abfc0f0b430a83758e7f1.png
>>484372272he died days before my birthday this year.
>>484372315doomerfren saving the thread as usual i see :)
>>4843720457.62x54r sounds the same in every language https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkgMkZz71cw
>>484372364I'm sorry
>>484372450Thanks bro. I normally don't care much for the hyper ones but he's just too cute which helps balance it out a bit.
>>484371582That thing called DEVICE in the code, probably
>>484372552i have all the time in the world to be, but you don't have to.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME NEWSLETTERCHAPTER 4 CONTENT COMPLETE I BELIEVE IT
>Undertale is inspired by Homestuck>Andrew Hussie browsed SomethingAwful>Dril worked on Homestuck>Lot of people on Tumblr already have SA style humor>Deltarune x Ultimate Showdown
>>484371347I always thought the depths were the inside of the fountain.
>>484361570This is the first time ive found asgores flowers appealing as a secret boss. At least on a deeper level
>>484371347Useful chart
In the Project 2025 compliant NA version of Deltarune the church will be an actual church and there is no dark world, only educational bible themed minigames.
>>484375168toby is not usanian he's nihonese
I like this Gaster design
posting Susie with increased fervor
poor doomercutie, he won’t be able to post e621 links when project 2025 bans all the porn
>leftoids invented their own right wing version of the totalitarians onions state so they can feel persecuted tooundertale/deltarune?
>>484376121>totalitarians onions stateActual word salad
>>484376121Looks like the post was deleted for being off topic. Hard to believe that the jannies are actually doing anything.
>>484376072cutiepie
>>484376746heh, that hairstyle makes you look like a girl!
>>484377080
>>484377208
>>484375658Before e621 took off there was other websites. I remember some russian based booru was one of the big ones back in the historical times of being a gay furry, I am not really worried about it especially because art always falls through the cracks of porn/obscenity/censorship based laws. Just because italians chiseled off some marble dicks because the pope was getting too hot and bothered didn't mean they won the war against fat marble tiddies. Smut always finds a way. https://static1.e621.net/data/f2/9f/f29ff066d4292dcaf2182de603798c4d.gif
the fuck is a project 2025
https://youtu.be/eZWjBtFehzw
Hey! Berdshit dies.
>>484379462project 2024 sequel
>>484379528he did
>>484379462im not gonna explain it on a deltarune undertale thread but just look it up its pretty badreally makes one lose hope
>>484379625It didn't even happen yet! why does it have a sequel?
>>484379625do i have to watch/play project 2024 to understand project 2025?
>>484379462You're the /pol/pot around here, you tell me. From what I gather it's just some standard "dictator's playbook" shit that flies openly in the face of politics these days because none of it matters and nobody cares any more. South Park deconstructed American politics like twenty years ago, having one less choice between two choices doesn't even change the actual landscape of things at all when the two choices were already coworkers and complicit.Oh also they want to ban the porn, and enslave women, and delete the word "gay" in the hopes that the concept disappears too so that's fun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7pfsneLSSM
On the upside it should cause a new punk revival to happen, nothing gets people angry and excited like being told they aren't allowed to do something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fSiXgaTQmU
1019 days
>>484381156I recognize that artist. That's my homie. Guess they are done with their art hiatus.
what the fuck, kingfag is going on a vendetta on all rouxls servers before leaving the internet
>>484381494post details
>>484381494I don't give a fuck what kingfag is doing so long as it isn't being done here.
>>484381494Source?
Do you anons still write greens anymore or do you all just sit around and image dump?
What are your families doing this July? Mine is barbecuing down on our land. I would have gone with them, but my medication makes me really hot, so they, and I, think I would actually die out there.
>>484381295its me, (You)
>>484381580The thread personalities make sure to drown out any content so there's no point making any
>>484381580I draw sometimes
>>484381697Oh no I'm a schizo now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNK5WJmNOIU
Horrortale Undyne is best AU Undyne
>>484381670We're gonna chill in the
>>484381670perhaps invest in a sun hat
>>484379948i could hold a whole ted-ex talk about it, but i think that democracy is largely obsolete. ominous faceless internationalist investors rig elections and decide who you get to vote to, what ideas you get to hear about on the news and how you should be upset about them.2 scenarios for democracy>people are too stupid to vote for their own interest and would sooner babysit the entire third world than to establish a nation where its own citizens life a better life>people are constantly lied to by media and cannot make an informed decision if all information is tainted (one thing i constantly see is emotional manipulation)and no matter how you turn it, the answer is apolitical and violent and because it is violent whatever comes out of such rubble will be somewhat fascist in nature and democracy will be a memory.>"Wenn der ganze Pöbel erst versteht was hier geschieht, dann hängt jeder mit einem Amtstitel am nächsten Fensterkreuz."I am so sick of it, doomer.
>>484382310When you live in the south the heat will find you no matter what
>>484381670Damn bro you can die from being too attractive?That's rough :(
>>484382657https://youtu.be/xSFEfWc_g60
>>484381156>thread so fucked that we're already posting gooch.
>>484381703Damn. Shit, I’ll slap a green together if you all got a prompt. It’s been years since I’ve been here, so I might as well try to give something back for all the fun.
>>484382541I get by with massive amounts of detached, disillusioned, dissociation and living an idyllic agrarian location somehow spared the usual poverty and despair found in rural communities. I will acquire land and animals simply to have something real and busy to keep my self distracted. Internet isn't going to be able to do it forever. Status quo will drag out collapse in the worst and most boring and predictable ways imaginable.I am beyond tired and disappointed in nature of reality itself, and even dank esoteric secrets of the universe only provide so much substance to life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQKuXhpC7g
>>484381580nah, people in here hate original content so much the actual authors and drawfags don't even bother anymore
What creepypastas would your Fave be into?
>>484381156based
>>484383352its amazing how far apart our opinions go, but then you say things i would like i could say about myself sometimes.i wish you a lot of luck with your attempts, because the world can go under, but your corn will still grow.
>>484383024Sans & Papyrus get isekaied into dark souls 1
>>484383687Happy appy
>>484381156the fact this is this still up and puppetswap gets immediately shitted on feels so good somehow, gets hopes from the thread's taste
do not interrupt kraut and doomerfags gooning session or you will have bad time
>>484384034Much obliged for the luck, I'm going to need it to cross the barrier between fantasy about a better life in the face of this bitch of a world and taking actions towards obtaining it. Truly a noble hero's quest if there ever was one, or Don Quixote's ruse. Either way is fine with me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3n-4KK3BMs
>>484384739I got my goon sess in earlier when I was posting the e621 links that started this conversation.
so this is what the thread has devolved into? an obsessive gooner that's probably jacking off right now and a failure of an "aryan" having a talk while all the others throw shit at each other like monkeys? what a miserable place.
>>484385132Why do you want to shut out of your life any uneasiness, any misery, any depression, since after all you don't know what work these conditions are doing inside you? Why do you want to persecute yourself with the question of where all this is coming from and where it is going? Since you know, after all, that you are in the midst of transitions and you wished for nothing so much as to change. If there is anything unhealthy in your reactions, just bear in mind that sickness is the means by which an organism frees itself from what is alien; so one must simply help it to be sick, to have its whole sickness and to break out with it, since that is the way it gets better.
Kinda crazy that chapter 3 is supposed to be "frivolous" when the setting should really make it extremely important
>>484385132I don't know how people goon in the thread itself. You don't just wake up and get it over with? I can't imagine someone getting hard here hands free just by saying "ooh gotey butthole", but I know it probably happens.
>>484385423He's being sarcastic, same as when he said Chapter 2 was "silly" when Snowgrave route exists.
>>484385386Undertale/Deltarune?
ooh gotey butthole
>>484385108https://static1.e621.net/data/47/e4/47e4a8729edec83b2e74e46ef3bb4ee3.webm
>>484385594Under/Deez heavy nuts
>>484385386you just wasted words on saying nothing, dude.
This thread was nice an hour ago because it was just someone dumping nice images of Asriel
>>484385714Bach is bitchin' but I'm also just generally a fan of the entire baroque era in general. Those Italians had some interesting direction and ideas as well to their credit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPdk5GaIDjo
>>484385983You don't say.
Leave Kraut alone, his girlfriend just got chased off the internet.
>>484385983all gotes are nice, post more nice goats
>>484385983Genuinely so fucking true, the asriel with a ponytail one looked so nice.
It's impossible for the final boss(es) of Deltarune to be more anticlimactic than Shadow of the Erdtree
>>484386529We all know the final boss of Deltarune is just gonna be Kris anyway
At some point when enough chapters release we will be able to predict the rest of the story and the ending. And it will be a let down.
>>484385689Not bad. https://static1.e621.net/data/ad/83/ad832c8f09291347263bd964d1c00855.webm
how sans was made
>>484386158He still has doomerfags bussy for solace
>>484386741nice goats :Dhttps://static1.e621.net/data/04/03/04031e47b121301da620042afc47ba4a.png
>>484386000rule of thumb:if the title has "moon" or "night" in the title, its a banger.>https://youtu.be/WKU8DJzipW4>https://youtu.be/MfDmUk7ie6s>https://youtu.be/E8T17Eg2wbM>https://youtu.be/8-hGnfdt3kw?t=607>https://youtu.be/9E6b3swbnWgalmost makes you forget the sorry state of the world and how much violence is necessary to fix it.
Post the best Deltarune fan music out there.
>>484387038Thank you, you too. https://static1.e621.net/data/fd/a4/fda4fc5eb2cab8f880d602ee896b7156.png >>484387130I giggle very immaturely at >Debussy every time
>>484387324I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!
>>484387324gay goatshttps://static1.e621.net/data/1e/93/1e9316868f5a00aabb4d8b14191bd36c.png
>>484387212These are my favoriteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEViMILbJeQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8-uwy_TZQY
>>484387212https://youtu.be/_KmgctmibXchttps://youtu.be/xy9_3EZt_pEhttps://youtu.be/TnA9ofQ2K5chttps://youtu.be/8lIQ7Ne_c7ghttps://youtu.be/ZQuamFa-Cs0https://youtu.be/sKC0vSqJykI
>>484387402This one makes me feel like a king about to sign a document that's going to irreversibly fuck over an entire land and get some new maps drawn up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klPZIGQcrHA>>484387479And these just make me feel horny https://static1.e621.net/data/62/2b/622b822d4df926ab6e382f223af9e7a4.pnghttps://static1.e621.net/data/9a/ca/9aca2d7b2ff580332303bb63a5ea1012.png
>>484387941that's the good shit brohttps://static1.e621.net/data/9d/22/9d22acbf5cfcd883bd26afeb29a33be8.pnghttps://static1.e621.net/data/ca/7e/ca7e8d81b9e5f51c7afa7e86cb9f7d90.jpg
I love fish
>>484388274It's shaping up to be a good thread. https://static1.e621.net/data/42/a1/42a10f2e8e55e639b820de32ce725862.gifhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
>>484387941>https://youtu.be/Jmk5frp6-3Q?t=211this one feels like watching a terrifying army approach, the earth quaking undernearth its power. i know the word gets thrown around a lot, but it does sound something epic.
Ponder the gote
>>484388515agreed! :Dhttps://static1.e621.net/data/66/de/66de601a3ba1c10f1eec591e97f3ac31.jpghttps://static1.e621.net/data/b7/b4/b7b445f03e8b517126312c32e680d074.jpg
>>484388621I love that one, it gets used in many soundtracks seriously to great effect and referenced by nerds making pop culture references also to great effect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j73gYxsxRrs
>>484388764plapable punderable gote nnnhhh~
>>484388849Even as a fatfag, I really like the muscles on that second one.
>>484389028He makes me want to smoke cigarettes again while also lifting weights and listening to something somber and thoughtful. I want to fuck and be that specific iteration of Asriel despite all the gay femboy I usually post. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
>>484389028muscledudes are always hot>>484389287>I want to fuck and be that specific iteration of Asriel despite all the gay femboy I usually post.based and samehttps://static1.e621.net/data/67/b8/67b88ab8fd877e5c2cc38b4557ebe325.jpghttps://static1.e621.net/data/d3/67/d367d26c49d5cd91df726841301515d1.jpghttps://static1.e621.net/data/ce/63/ce633798aa271b10ddc14b020091337a.jpgokay i think those are the final e6 links i post today.goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya laters.
>>484389287man I'd looove to see that seifuku outfit but worn by child asriel so much~even better if the whole bottom is visible
>>484389287Does anyone remember that anti-smoking PSA where they bisected one of the arteries in the heart and it looks like it was all clogged with butter inside?
The earliest we can hope for a release is Undertale's 10th anniversary next year, isn't it?
>self-titled "woman" gets booted>thread becomes normalhm
>>484389481Goodnight gotebro, good goon session today.
>>484389579now that you said it like that I'd like to lick that butter from some arteries, it would be hot.
>>484389779If I like this idea, does that make me a gurofag?
>thread becomes normal
>>484389579This is the one I saw most frequently for sure. Still smoked for six years before quitting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX5r8OEXhEk
>>484389906A good chunk of people I know quit mainly because it's too expensive and unlike some other drugs you are decently likely to quit the addiction.Now I'm just waiting for the anti-obesity PSAs (mysteriously absent from television).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAaGbsHBacE
>>484389880Only a little bit
>>484389481gote night
hi
>>484389882I guess kraut loves the shotes too.
>>484391210He always has, why do you think he has toddlercon saved?
>>484391071Hi gote
>>484390367I did plenty of drugs, including some hard and heavy ones for a time, and never got addicted to anything other than caffeine, cigarettes, and a very close line towed with alcohol that I keep in check by only buying it in small amounts and not hanging out at bars and having friends that don't drink much at all or it would be way more of a problem. Quitting cigarettes only ever did finally happen because I was broke and the $1-$2.50 a day I was smoking was just not worth it compared to the same money going to caffeine which I have no idea how I will ever cut back or not rely on it anymore. I seriously love my morning coffee.I bet Susie Deltarune has a real problem with caffeine and cigarettes too just based on her diet and general disposition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLTkYdwkD_8
>>484391210
>Undertale Try Not to Save Child Porn Challenge
>>484391823just say no.data can't be loaded into non-ram state without your affirmative consent.
>>484391071hiiiii unghh little gote boy wanting some pumps in the rump~
>>484392089This but unironically
>>484390446I'm gonna say it, the comic was pretty hot, specially the "smells like rotten glass" sexo scenes
consider susiecide
>>484387212https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVfFDnEhz4M
>>484392295We know, shillfag
>>484392353nah, berdly likes them "young" too.or at least in a docile or servile state like man's best friend.so he fucks anything too weak to resist or too dumb to say no.
>>484392089Latino hands typed this
>>484392353AND kingy in a warm tangy tummy wummy
>>484392353Reminder that berdfag is a zoophile rapist and pedophile
Love is love, whether it’s gote or bird
I want to be wellI'm not fucking aroundI want to be wellI'm not fucking around(well, I want to be)I'm not fucking around
>>484393007>every thread mascot is having a emotional breakdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xKIUKtr_uc
>>484392969>Especially if their parents don't find out.
>>484393142Stay hydrate
>>484393258>asriel after chara threw him into the pool
>>484393007he writes poems on the clockhe wants children to suck his cock
>>484393208ZING!
>>484393410lmao gottem sick burn for berdfag
>>484393406nuuu!
i prefer to plap skeletons
>>484392643imagine berdly spying on the preschoolers in school breaksor saving terabytes of cubs in his drive
>>484390367>Now I'm just waiting for the anti-obesity PSAs (mysteriously absent from television).Smoking PSAs work as a concept because the message is very simple: smoking is bad, don't do it. Quitting smoking may be difficult but it's not complicated and has a clear end goal. We already exactly how many cigarettes the human body needs to stay healthy and have a fulfilling social life (it's zero) so it's a solved problem and we're just working on implementation.Obesity is more complicated. There isn't a clear message you can push in 20 seconds that - if followed - would solve the problem because there are more options than just doing or not doing a specific activity.
anyways guys how are youi woke up without a hangover today which was nice
>>484394409I woke up tired but also not hungover.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzARg875rro
>>484394374I think most fatties would lose weight through fasting. Or at least one small to medium sized meal per day. The thing is, they would rather use the ad spots to advertise weight loss drugs and make money from that.Deltarune Cafe
>>484393643>asriel after chara ran out of things to bet with at poker
>>484394169Based Papyrus
>>484394642nuuu, again
Asriel the fallen child falls into the human world.
I eat my own blood and get filled up. I'll get filled up. I get filled up on me and
>>484394591How you would put that into a PSA? Fatties can't fast forever or else they will die. There isn't a universally agreed upon standard for what constitutes a "small" or "medium sized" meal, or what the meal should contain.
Fuck off birdshit.
>>484394409Fine.
>>484395384just like tangy and kingy in her tum tum YUM
I miss wojaktimmy
>>484395464Not him but I think the only thing that can help is if fat people stop being stupid. I've never seen a fat doctor, dentist, chiropractor or anything like that. Because they know how dangerous it is to chug corn syrup and vegetable oil every day
>>484395886i don't.
>>484392353Guys, I'm starting to think the ANDasrielfag might be kind of a shitposter
Fave sells Red Mercury
>>484395950Corn syruprielhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGm2Q4jUV8Y
Fuck off.
>>484382541Democracy is just mob rule under another name. It takes the opinions of experts and successful people and lazy retards and judges them as all equally credible. Ideas are never truly debated, just tested for popularity, and the only winners are the mindless conformists. Of course it doesn't work. Hard to say what it should be replaced with though. I'd love to answer with "nothing, privatize everything and if you're good at making money you can vote with your wallet," but society simply isn't ready to exist without a central power. Everyone is too stupid and weak and too comfortable with being told what to do. If you were to somehow just delete the government all at once then there'd be a gaping centralized-power-shaped hole in it's place. Inevitably some random extremist regime would show up and give all of the npcs a new purpose to their directionless lives. Gradually reducing the role of government over time could probably work, we could eventually have a society where every niche once filled by part of the government is now handled by some form of privately owned business, but that would take a long time, and nobody has an attention span anymore. Everyone wants quick and easy solutions for everything.
>lolbertarian berdkek is here too
Asriel is filled with various toxic chemicals including Vinyl Acetate.
>>484396976AND a heaping bite of kingy
>>484396007I didnt make that post though and Asriel
i like democracy
I don't care what political faction controls the underground as long as I can keep eating.
Should we make an Undertale cult?
>>484397384gote supremacy
We all live in a Fave Submarine.
new drawing
>>484396776>if I add "lol" into the name of this ideology I don't like then suddenly all of its points become mute
>>484399154would you prefer libertardian?
and el pixel version
>>484397275What do you like about it?
>>484399415if /utg/ dislikes it, it's good
>>484399154>lolbertarian>lolservative>lolmocrat
>>484399037I wonder if Sans would really allow 6bones to happenTo be sure he loves Papyrus a lot but he's also fiercely independent and smart enough to take a step back when he starts turning to goop
>>484400124
>>484396582there is a far-reaching problem in both liberal democracies and the most authoritarian empires.
>>484399154marxism-leninism-lmaoism
>>484399257I'd prefer a genuine attempt at debate.
>>484399913what would happen if an amalgamate wasnt able to find other monsters to fuse with? would it just die? or would it just be a goopy version of the monster with impared cofnition
>>484400461you mean kekxism-lolinism-lmaoism
>>484400515It would just be a puddle of that monster you could put in a bucket.
>>484400515The latter
>>484400515Goopsriel>>484400723Goopanako
uwuheckincutesychonknakostimmiesstimmiesstimmiesdossierkingy
>>484401109cyot
>>484400515I think it'd just dieThe whole reason the Amalgamate components turned to goop is because monster bodies don't have enough mass to handle Determination, the fusion thing is what gives them enough mass to survive
i like to imagine dusttales sans first few kills were him struggling to kill 3 froggits to get strong enough to deal decent damage
>>484400553imagine if people did this instead of the bread joke
Chonkanako
>>484401528MOTHERS LOVE!!! *lets the children eat cookies before dinner so they have no appetite*
>>484401594Oops, all diabetes
MOTHERS LOVE!!!>drop kicks little girl through the field goal for an extra point
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
I hate kid characters
>>484401528is that the thing that turbo-vaxxed its kid into TES:Oblivion?based and trust the experts-pilled.
what if you injected a dying human with determination
>>484402274Why don't you believe in science?
>>484370673>>484370843>>484371087Kill yourselves you unfunny psychos
i meanthey may be combined with 3 other people each but alphys DID stop them from dying and they ARE still in there
>>484392687>>484395872>>484397127Kill yourself just like you killed Kingfag
When will the heroes fight a buff dame tu cosita creature in space
>>484400553I'm a lolinist
>>484402647kingfag is dead? great!
>>484402772* Smells like sauerkraut.
>>484402505I agree, being an amalgamate is definitely a step up from dying. Downsides include:- you're weird and creepy looking- you share a body with a couple friends and/or relatives now- ???Take a look at some of the "normal" monsters, a few of them already have some of that stuff going on. You'll fit right in with zero issues whatsoever.
>>484396582Americans will really believe anything to avoid admitting that communism is the way.
>>484403105Upside:- The white slimy texture makes for good sex.
>>484403105Also the amalgamates are all invincible in battle which is pretty awesome. (though Toby probably designed them that way simply because he knew you'd be playing at level 1 when you fight them and it seemed believable that a level 1 human child couldn't kill them and he didn't want to write an "aborted true pacifist" route for the 0.00000012% of players who have the patience to deal 1 damage a turn for 500ish turns.)
>>484403105their cognition even seems to improve once their back with their familys
i fully believe that the familys would have been happy with alphys if she had let them go once stuff calmed downshe brought their family back to life, no matter how fucked up they now looked
would you let fave suck out your boogers?
toby is monarchist
der underground is more like a peaceful anarchy in practice
>>484404460It's got a king and had a queen.
whatever happened to kingfag after last night?
>>484404765she had sex and fuck off
>>484404673>in practice
>>484404765She's going through an identity crisis and killed off her fursona after people posted the spite edit againI think she's unironically suicidal and I'm scared
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>484405121gote night
>>484402772right? I love making people off themselves for laughs!who you think could be the next one? I have one drawfag in mind...
>>484405306>”drawfag”
Why was this allowed to happen?
>>484405085kek
Fave Brand Beer
>>484406284This is no laughing matter, anon.
Gasterchum lost, pretty bigly I’d say
>>484406626Yet another L for the infobrokers
>>484406626No I did not, the battle is not over. It will never be over until the murderers are banned.
Fave made the single worst trade deal in the history of trade deals.
>>484406838genoplayer?
>>484402389didn't the science say asbestos was safe?smoking is not dangerous and thalimodid was given specifically to pregnant women?iunno, man.
so when the science says drinking distilled water is bad for me, it means I should actually chug that shit
>>484407471physics still apply to biology.
>>484370474okay haha yes very funny post.however,>life in Deltarune is still better than life in Undertalei don't think this is what toby intends at all. undertale is downright saccharine after true pacifist. deltarune has more grounded, bittersweet circumstances.
>>484407591>[science] still applies to [science]
We need to go back.>b-but I don't like non-canon stuff! I need everything to be heckin' official!Good. Get filtered.
>>484408109ARUGHHHHHH PUPPETSWAP GROOMED MY ANUS!!&! *jacks off to tasque manager*
>>484407284Oh, that wasn't science. "Science" would imply some usage of the scientific process. That was people with diplomas being paid to call things scientific.No comment on current things.
I'm sad...
no post really on-topic from the kingfagsperged
>>484408459>that wasn't real science, real science was never tried...i hate to admit it, but i agree.
>anti-science and anti-religionWhat’s this archetype called
>>484408756Why are you trying to change /utg/ into /kfg/
>>484409069that is not a thing, is it?
>>484409069dumbarchism
>>484409069>>484409283I thought this really was just the average /pol/fag mold (no, tradcath larping isn’t being religious)
>>484409593you mistake the grifters (profiteers at the top) for the gullible retards down below.some believe, some want to believe and some don't believe in conventional shapes of divinity.the rarest of them are complete atheists, i believe.i like how much of an expert you are on shit you don't understand.
>>484409283Does that not describe yourself, or do you actually have some kind of faith?
dumbshit does not understand an indirect admission of a fact.if i ask "do you have the water" implies i don't have the water myself and ask if you have it.if i ask "that is not a thing" then i don't know a person that does that. myself included.why are you fuckers so retarded.
>>484410371i play tobysoft games!
>>484410545that explains a lot of the things that are wrong with you people.
Guy who got brainwormed by FUZZY CWITTERS and comes here every day postulates that this general might be abnormal
>>484410876they're the cutest when they are eternally suffering for someone else's crimes.
>>484408815>real science was never triedWait, do you really think that "science" is just a government propaganda thing? It pains me to do this, but I will have to resort to my non-undertale/deltarune-related folders to illustrate my point in an efficient manner. Excuse the wojaks and artifacting. Additionally, you can read this if you want a more in-depth explanation:https://citizendium.org/wiki/Science
>>484410545>games plural
>>484411190I already said i agreed.
>>484411387The Halloween Hack doesn't count to you?
Undertale/Deltarune?
>>484411625maybe you could tone down your inherent passive aggression next time
Ooh, is it pseudo-intellectual discussion time on /utg/? My favorite!
>>484411743dunno
>>484409069I believe that's "guy who bases his opinions entirely on which soijak memes he's seen, who's seen both anti-science and anti-religion soijaks"
>>484411743I thought this was the western furry general that I visit because I’m desperate for any general that panders to my fringe one-dimensional personality
>>484411801>complains about passive-aggressiveness>while being passive-ggressive.the issue is that you interpret my text and every time you do it, you are wrong.just read the text and accept it as such.
>>484411743optional
>>484411825lucky me i'm not even smart enough to engage in it
>>>484409069>I believe that's "guy who bases his opinions entirely on which soijak memes he's seen, who's seen both anti-science and anti-religion soijaks"
What's wrong with fuzzy critters? Why is it bad to like them?
I LOVE fuzzy cwitters when they’re small and weak enough to overpower (my brain interprets them as real people)
>>484412735Answer the question.
>>484411825A pseudo-intellectual discussion on Epstein's Island, more like. I don't think there's a single person in that discussion that doesn't have at least one strange artwork or image of a little kid on their hard drive.
>Answer th- *turns into kid-sized butter*
>>484399037sexo
>>484413161Like... a butterdragon?
>>484411625You took my side, but you drastically misunderstood my point. I wasn't saying that "real science has never been tried." It has absolutely, obviously been done before, and civilization benefited from it. The computer you are posting from exists thanks to scientific advancement, don't take it for granted. The issue isn't that "science has never been tried," it's that people are gradually disregarding the scientific method in favor of their biases and schizophrenic delusions. Of course, people have been misusing "scientific" as a buzzword ever since the idea entered the mainstream, right alongside "healthy" and "organic" and "modern" and the like, you offered some good examples of that, but SCIENCE science, the art of using empirical evidence and logical deduction to uncover truth, is how people figured out that asbestos and tobacco was what was causing people to have health problems.
it's been a bit since ive been here - how's things been? im afraid i dont really have a new image to offer, so feel free to have an oldie but a (personal) goodie.
>>484414325So goddamn cuteHope you've been doing alright
>>484414325I am so sorry on the behalf of anything you are about to experience.
>>484414651aww, thanks! been hanging in there honestly - went virtually offline for about two months due to a move and only now just managed to get back online. Hoping to draw again soon, missed doing it. hoping you're fine too anon.haven't kept up with the threads much, for obvious reasons - how've things been?
>>484415032lol i dont mind, i just find it amusing really - happy to see things are still active here though. not even the second big deltarune content drought can stop these threads
>>484415056kingfag died
>>484415251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pxPRfWjwc8
>>484415251i was under the impression that they hadn't posted here for years, honestly.
>>484415251she really did off herself btw
>>484415414>timmy sees fresh meatRUN
>>484415251>>484416006Damn, again? Must be that time of the month...
timmy is desperate to find a new target now that the only person more annoying than him is gone
>>484415251>>484416006Source?
>>484416736last thread
>>484413837tl;dri retract my positive remarks.
Who the fuck is timmy?
>>484416736she posted a vocaro of her pretending to shit herself and then posted a picture of her pet cat whiskers scratch on her arm deltarune
>>484416736https://uwuu.pl/
>>484416736she also posted nudes
Whenever someone posts a wojak, it's really a picture of their own self.
>>484417289the little peek of her belly just made me thing about what if it was round and full to bursting
>Whenever someone posts a wojak, it's really a picture of their own self.
>>484416736I've checked her twitter. Several edgy but meaningless posts from earlier today, a couple of them colorless ms paint vent art. One of them mentioning that she wants to switch to a new fursona since her old one is "tainted" now. Highly doubt that this is evidence that she's about to kill herself since she literally always acts this dramatic. She will appear again in a couple of weeks.
>>484417454timmyGOD...
>>484417443why is it tainted?
>>484417436>jaktimmy looks like this
>>484417615Because someone made a shitpost edit of that fursona having vored king.
>>484417615https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/484306728/#q484326219
tang isn’t dead…she’s here with kingy…right in my tummy!*giggles*and gasterbro will be next to join then… *scuttles off into the distance*
>>484417825hehehe
>>484417015de facto ruler of the thread when kraut isn't here
>>484417917...that's it?
>>484418162Yeah
flowkiddos
>>484418002Goat game, goat thread.
This really is just fantasy roleplaying
>>484418208goats aren't worth shit anymore we all know the truth
>>484418208you kneel to krautsie
>>484418002king shithead of pain island. what an honor.
>>484418189you are wrong. you are that even when i am here.
>>484418307Goats are worth their weight in gold. And my goat weighs a lot.
Goat stocks...are PLUMMETING...It's OVER...
it's confirmed by krautsie himself: timmy mogs kraut in the shitposting competition. it's over for krautbros and by extension gotebros.
I think shitposters outnumber normal posters at this point
Timmy, post the image.
>>484418869How do you define "Normal Poster" on this website?
>>484419068Ok, ok, less-shit posters then
>>484418230kingfag isn't banned so let's summon her backthis is now a king x kaard and kingy x gorey only generalall women vore kingy, including tangyspade king is meant for other menspade king is afraid of hungry women EXCEPT queenspade king will die in the weird routerouxls and queen hate eachother, but he loves kingking x self shippers is never canon and never will beking x any woman will never happen againalso, kingfag is fat and so is her fursona
>>484419068Autists as opposed to sociopaths
>>484419348>her
wojaktimmy is kingfag
>>484419628
>>484419628No, but he is Fobkun.
>>484419628yuge>>484419898telly
i'm gooning on non-undertale/deltarune porn, sorry
>>484419898Is there any evidence, any archives you want to post? It's berdfag.
>>484358404Has Toby ever explained the artistic choice behind adding incestuous undertones to Kris and Asriel's relationship?
>>484420150add it to the dossier tasquenigger no bussier
>>484420150It's kraut.
Which Underrune character would you want as a roommate, and which one would you kick the FUCK out?
>>484420262>making that image as a direct response to the original Yeah you sure showed everyone.
it's like a firehose of shit
>>484420284>Fave>Jerry
>>484420150>>484420262>a janny does not review a complaint>view posts and marks all offending posts he sees related or unrelated to the complaint and may remove them at will.we live in your walls.
>>484420535>the old brinny winny excuse
He's wojaktimmy, you're wojaktimmy, you're wojaktimmy, is there anyone in this thread who isn't wojaktimmy?
>>484420451
Now am I become Timmy, shitter of threads.
>>484420535fuck off blacked fetishist
>>484420876kek
>>484420858don't be racist.your fave loves black people in more than one way.
>>484420876geg
Every day in this general raises my disgust for favecore
>>484420876lol
My goal this year for Independence Day is to be independent of this thread and stop feeling the need to check on it every fucking day when it's never worth the effort
>>484421059None of this is Fave's fault
>>484421237Kill yourself
BERDFAG ate kingy
i love fave
Seriously fuck off birdshit.
>>484421323i mean i didn't know that being insufferable could be transmitted like a cough, but eating raw pussy makes you one yourself, i guess.
>>484421480Hopefully you'll start actually talking about the game once I do
>>484421237your goal should be getting in an orange jumpsuit behind a cell with bubba sans for all the kiddy butthole pictures on your phoneif FBI agent smith is reading this check the discord of the guy i'm replying to
>>484417917>>484417825>>484419348>>484421323This is blood on your hands. You fucking bullied a mentally ill woman to suicide.
>>484421627You know that he'll just move on to his next target
>>484421627
>>484421808womp womp
>>484421651
>>484421846I think he'd just keep spamming and posting berdly himself to have something to shadowbox
Didn’t Kingfag talk about how Tasquefag tried to share Lancer gooner material
Oh joy, now the Asrielpedos are getting in on the action
>>484421480Goofily abstain on doeburp.
what are your hopes for the next newsletter?
i'm genuinely starting to believe fobkun is timmy solely because they're both annoying and post at the same time
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaa
>>484421998
>>484422275
>>484422231Release date. That's all.
>kingfag died>berdfag announced he's leaving on 4th of july/utg/ is slowly but surely healing
>>484421420wow me too
>>484422231papyrus tearfully explaining that chapter 3 has been delayed
>>484422446And yet the threads are just as bad as ever, if not worse. Almost like those two were the shitposters' scapegoats rather than actual problems.
>>484422806this is yuge
>>484422231More FloweyMore Papyrus
>>484422446I mean the "berdfag" who spent all day 'trollin da goatfags epix style' and tricking people into clicking crow links has been dead for 4 months anyway. But I still feel the compulsive need to keep checking here even though I know it's bad for me (especially when I'm manic). I think the best thing to do is stop thinking about it daily and just pop in when there's actual news or serious developments, which it seems 90% of our posters from days of yore have already been doingI'm just gonna miss the funny brelghey posting moments and stuff. It always made me smile. I'm sad that things here have gotten so bad, and that even after me dropping my shitass awful posting habits I still can't do much to help.
aw fuck i don't think the deltarune mods will work anymore with the new feature they're doing
>>484423139what deltarune mods
>>484423139People will figure it out
>>484423215This one.
>>484423282fuck off
>>4844230844 months abstaining out of 5 years of threadshitting daily is an incredible achievement, we all support you. one day it will be like 2022 again with kris and berdly and alphys blobs just like the good days.
>day 120 of berdfag claiming he is done being a shitposter That's the sort of thing you only have to say once, and then never post ever again.Stop posting and fuck off birdshit.
I wish berdfag and kingfag would leave forever just so the threads get super mega slow and the remaining shitposters would have to cope
>>484423608fuck i'm actually agreeing with fobfag right now
>>484423608I agree with you but won't explain why
Jesus Christ these threads have gone to shit
29 days until july ends
>>484423906Nice job samefagging fobby. Really convincing.
Gote, any goters?
>>484424583I'm sorry, but it's true. You keep on saying "Oh I'm done with the shitposting now haha" but then you keep on going. Not everyone that disagrees with a singular thing you do is muh heckin' fobbyfobbobfob. Grow up.
>>484424583You really don't realize how many people hate you, do you?
>>484423835That's not how it works, unfortunately.When shitposters "win" in a general they just engage in stylized ritual shitpost combat with each other in their zombified thread for all eternity, uniting only to tear to shreds any hapless newfag who wanders in and wonders why there's so much shitposting going on
>>484424583Fuck off already and die
>>484424674fuck off goatgger
>>484424954Was it my bad breath?
Yeah, that guy can be berdfag from now on. Fine by me.
Fuck off birdshitter, you don't need to keep posting your retarded music lyrics either you stupid pretentious fuck.
>>484425097the "edgy berdfag" is just another one of your dozen bipolar personas doe
>>484424818Fighting in this judgement hall foreverI know you just reseteach time I beat ya'But I'll always be rightback here to meet ya'
>>484424579Well, realistically, I can simply say "there's more than one of us, that was some other berdfag who promised that" over and over and since this is an anonymous website nobody can say for sure whether I'm lying or not.>he admitted it!!! he's breaking his hecking vow!!!Maybe I am, maybe that was someone else.
Berdly is dead by the way.
>>484425498>>484425318fuck off deltafags
Some of you guys don’t even remember why you like these games.
lethal concentrations of autism in this thread right now
>>484425730
>>484424780Oh no no no no no, foolish fobby kun, that was a different berdfag.
I like gote and friends
>>484425685Games?
it's a good thing all the shitposters are one person when i call them out and all the shitposters are different people when they call them out
>>484425776There's only one left after the ESL one got ran out of the thread by the only Berdfag. Why is he such a bully and mean person, anyways?
>>484425883and asriel
>>484425685Yeah, some of us are empty husks driven only by a vague hatred for this quirked up blue boy.
the only shitposter is the tobyshill
Stop embarrassing yourself berdshit.
>>484425937Because this thread is hell, all of you are sinners, and I am your punisher.
>>484425730what bootsshe's wearing tights
>>484426151>ifunnygeg!
ok i should go to sleep
>>484426312forever
what will berdplap do when he has to go to work on july 5th but he made a promise he was gonna leave the general
God, it really is a bummer to think about though isn't it? I stop bothering with this place, but the edgy libertarian sticks around saying and doing the things he does, and the other guy just keeps saying "i tHoUgHt YoU wErE fUcKiNg OfF bErDpLaRp", and they just do this back and forth for all eternity until nobody can even remember what "berdfag" did and didn't do anymore. It's like the Goner Kid that says to imagine a world where everything is the exact same, but without you.
>>484426605Most likely just continue to shit the thread for years at a time while pretending it isn't him and acting dumb every single time he is called out on his reprehensible actions.
>>484426151>embarrassing yourselfEmbarrassing myself?>embarrassing yourselfWhat, with anonymous posts? Posts that don't have any shred of my identity? You think I give a shit? >embarrassing yourselfFOOL.
>>484358404>Asriel and Pizzapants are friends>Burgerpants holding Flowey in his hand in an official crossoverAssypantsbros...
>>484426672you and kingpoop (dead and buried and in my tum tum) never improved the threads anyway
>>484426209what tightsshe's wearing a jumpsuit
>>484426842He gets free food from him
cuckbertarian
>>484426893pantyhose
>>484426605>>484426704>>484426875can you please go away
Proceed yourself directly into a snowgrave birdshit.
>>484426875It was never much, and I doubt it ever mattered, but I tried the best I could. Except for all the months that I didn't. But what am I supposed to say now?
>>484427098spade king goes away in my digestive acids
>>484427098The thread will not be at peace until all kingposter sympathizers have been filtered out.
Where did edgelord Berdfag even come fromWhy do new people come hereThis place hasn’t had content in YEARS (plural)
>>484427159all 4 months out of 56 months of nonstop threadshitting
is it true? will berdfaggot stop trying to find children on 4chan and instead pursue his career as a white unmarked van-driver in front of preschools?
this fucking SUCKS
>>484427290Will you keep repeating falsehoods unprompted until noone is around to hear them but yourself?
>>484427232I've been here a while, I've just had a couple of bad days.
>>484427410when this thread crashes, i will find the rest of you on /trash/ and keep going.
>>484396582>we could eventually have a society where every niche once filled by part of the government is now handled by some form of privately owned business,that's still ending up as fascism for corporate benefit
>>484427410That's how he functions.
What's the deal with humans?
>>484427516>tasqethe troon? he didn’t 41% yet?
>>484427283I almost wish I'd been a threadshitter for 56 months. Just being like "yeah, this was some mentally insane guy who came here and started trolling people for years" would be so much easier to take then what actually happened - namely that I was an innocent and kind and accepting poster circa 2020 that just gradually got worse and worse until the thread ended up with what I was at the start of this year. What a waste of time on this Earth.
pantriel!
>>484427687aw, regretting you didn't do more before people realized you were the one behind the years of trolling in these threads?
You are not convincing anyone and you didn't convince anyone several years ago that you were not a massive shitposter and terrible person. Fuck off berdfag.
pantsriel!!
>>484427592>independent businesses that you can hire to settle disputes or build roads or whatever = fascism>central power that controls everything and demands fealty = not fascismI don't think you know what fascism is.
>>484427691
>>484427687In all honesty it’s jarring how 1:1 you act like Kingfag, like this is remarkably identical to her stomping around for hours replying to any post calling her fat
So they got rid of kingfag, are in the process of getting rid of berdfag, who's next on the threadshitters' hitlist?
>>484427859you're wrong if we can make it like 2022 i mean 2020 again i can be a good poster who appreciates kris and berdly and berdly
>>484427824I regret everything that I am.
>>484428062AND kingy resting in tangy’s tender tummy
>>484427982It's almost like he is a massive Chris Chan with an insane family and he copes by pretending he has friends here despite going out of his way to be extremely unlikable. He couldn't even play nice with the singular other poster here that liked his shitty fave character.
>>484427516Tasquefag did that to herself. Think she has a fetish for being groomed with how much she's approached older people while underaged.
>>484428029fervorfag
>I am le regretful guyz>*spams kerdly*
>>484428220>herself
>>484427982Berdfag is much better than Kingfag, don't lie to yourself
>>484427859You call us shitposters, and yet it is you who posts the same shit over and over. Curious.
>>484428290It's crazy how insane he acts. His brain got completely berdbroken.
>>484427943privatization associates with fascism as increasing monopolization occurs, as has historically been the case with industrialists
>>484428290>>484428413Is the kerdly spam in the room with us right now?
>What a waste of time on this Earth.this should be a quote for all berdposting geg
>>484428326>clamydia is better than cancerIS IT THOUGH?
>>484428290Bitching about ships being posted is literally Kingfag behavior
>>484428514Yes>>484428067>>484428352
>>484419348Kingfag and her fursona are thin because they're both skeletons rotting away in a grave.
>>484428290That's someone else. However just for the sake of inducing confusion I will also post krerdly.
>>484428610Kingfag and her fursona are in my bum bum*
>>484428516>says the jakspammer
>>484428581/utg/'s pillars of the community only hates shipping when it contradicts who they ship
Seriously consider fucking off birdshit. You don't need to keep doing this. Also never spend money on spiteful porn commissions, you have terrible taste and were getting charged absurd rates for low quality work.
>>484428659>it's another "the heartfelt regretful moment i was having didn't mean anything i will go back to trolling and causing confusion i promised to stop doing so it looks less embarrassing that i wasted 5 years of my life" episode
>>484428164Kill yourself
>>484428772and asriel
>>484428997He's acting really sad today just because he took an L right out of the starting gate this time.
>>484428885>berdly is fucking disgusting>kris cant stop cumingthese are the worst
friendly reminder that berdfag is a zoophile
There's 4 fucking psycho shitposters all going ham right now, what the fuck is going on
Great thread berdfag, good to see you couldn't let a single moment pass without you begging for attention again.Take responsibility for your actions and leave.
>>484429267Isn't it beautiful.
>kraut abandoned his dying dad>mintbrap abandoned his commission site>berdplap and kingfag abandoned their entire families>still no chapter release in sighthow much has this general destroyed and how much mental illness has it caused
>>484429267they got STIMMIES STIMMIES STIMMIES for causing a suicide and are celebrating it
>>484429267It's been like this for daysI think it might actually be over for this general
Why do you defend attention whores like berdfag?
>>484429512It won't be over for this general unless it reaches critical mass and gets autosaged/trashedWhich is never going to happen again, at least permanentlyJannies do not care WHAT happens in this thread as long as it's SFW
>>484429673so true berdgod
>>484429673AND kingy in the tum tum plum
>>484429673zamn.finally the good shit.
>>484429574Bruh, YOU are the ones who are giving him attention, you've been spamming about him ALL THREAD
kraut in his tranny chaser arc?
>>484429430is she still warm? i wanna uhh
Imagine a thread without berdfag shitting, and a whole dedicated route of Deltarune without Berdly. At least one of those things is real.
>>484429725Kris Toing...
>>484429976He's always been on that arc especially since he's a tranny himself
Guys, she hasn't been responding to my messages anymore...
>>484429962have /?
>>484429430Well gee maybe we'd be a little less irritated if you would stop throwing around "caused a suicide" allegations over Kingfag's latest dramatic 1 week hiatus from the internet.
>>484430061my pronouns are "was/were" because i am a has-been.
>>484430000Congratulations
>>484430218lmao
>berdfag trying to get the thread moved to /trash/ againhe never threadshits btw
>>484430139>Well gee maybe we'd be a little less irritatedNot him, but I fucking doubt it. You're always like that.
>>484430301That's tasquebro
>>484430301he's manicky wanicky today
this thread is the real homestuck 2. the shenanigans constantly on display are incredible.
We all know that burstfag takes off his trip so that he can post about kingfag devouring king anyway
I never read homestuck because Asriel isnt in it
Hello again /utg/ and welcome back for soda review numbah 59!Today, we have ASHOC Accelerator: Kiwi Lime.It has a crystal clear appearance.It has a metallic aroma to it, almost identical to the seltzer water drinks I reviewed in the past.It has a painfully bitter taste to it. It taste just about the same as the True North, but with a few sweeter notes.As for the aftertaste, it has a sort of murky gelatin-esque taste to it.It contains 150 mgs of caffine, which is 37.5% of the 400 mg threshold stated by the FDA.Like the last ASHOC drink I reviewed, this also has zero sugar and natural ingredients.Overall, not a very good drink. The taste is simply too much to bear for 12 ounces. It tastes better than the swirl pop one, but not by much.4/10. Naturally disappointing.See you again tomorrow at 7 PM EST for the next review!>PostscriptI had 3 bottles of Ramune planned for review, but I decided against it.Thing is, I had tried them before, and they were not very interesting.They're good sodas, but they don't really give me a lot to work with review-wise.Yeah the marble gimmick is cool, and the small tidbit about it being from Japan is neat, but beneath that it's painfully basic.So unless I change my mind, I'll have two sodas left to talk about.
>>484430301I live in the /trash/, I just go here to take a shit.and boyam I constipated
Poor Berdbro, if he had avatarfagged as either of the faggoat twink duo then he’d be cherished as shitpost king of the thread
>>484430860He would not survive with competition, it's why he had to cut down the ESL berdfag in his prime before he lost his position as berdfag #1
TobyPleaseAlarm ClockA comicANYTHINGI AM DYING HERE
>>484430871why must you post chicks with dicks so much.they exist in real life you know and they are hella ugly.
>>484431130>same guy who said >>484429798I don’t follow
>>484431330/pol/tard tranny chaser arc, he's in denial phase
>>484430773Do you have a readily-accessible archive of previous drinks and reviews? It would be handy.
>>484431330i like dicks in pussies and creampies.all other things are tertiary.i am a very simple person.
>tasquefag posting pornquick post puppetswap, porn or not Idc
moar flow and frig
>>484430218hotel
>>484432410Transylvania
>>484432410everything i know about this actually infuriates me.
>>484432131kino. post moar.
>>484431696k
>>484432685That's an old image, and I don't think there is anymore from that artist, but I do have more kiddo/Flowery.
Charrrrra>clap clap clapCharrrrra>plap plap plapCharrrra>brap brap brap
>>484431498Unfortunately, no.However I do have a variety of sticky notes I've kept around for future reference, so I might just compile all the basic info into something.
>>484430773i want to live here
>>484433675
>>484434504Day in the life of a true skeleton geezer
thank you for this thread today.it was great.
>Deltarune is banned during the middle of development>Toby is found hung in his room>Wearing a Spamton Neo outfit>On his desk is a note reads>"I was told I would become a [BIG SHOT] if told the world about peace">"I only found endless suffering within a world of [FASCIST BLOOD LUST]">Open on his desktop is multiple tab of reddit
>>484435158How many times have you gooned to the Spamton rape comic
>>484435115cool sans post
>>484435303>fascist blood lustyou mean jingoism?
>>484435475Spamton rape comic?Where can i read that?
>>484435496
>>484435535“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”― Terry Pratchett, Jingo
>>484432614
>>484436159Because it was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.And that's why we go to war.
>>484436051>bigot hotel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYAYn7pyues
>>484436051I love the Noelle in this :) i have it saved :)
kiddo cuddlin
...what is it?
>>484436350Don't you have other things to do
>>484436952I actively make time to go out of my way to make fun of people who enjoy these shows.
>>484437115Why
Snowdrake puts acid in Alphys cup ramen on her desk as a prank
>>484437192Because I feel like bullying people over the internet who like a show I don't.What do you want from me, an essay?
>>484437334Yes.
>>484436297ruh roh, did you do a undemocraterino?did you do an antisemiterino by fighting back when a jew cleared out your neighborhood in palestine/lebanon?do you have oil in your soil?if any of these are answered by jews, then we bring democracy to you.
>>484437598Oh man I wish it was even close to being that complicated or interesting on a geopolitical level.>Can we sell you a gun? >Do you need a reason to buy one? We are in the business of both, and we get high on our own supply. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVDyoCWz0vM
>>484438090the current shitfuck in the east is just that jews pretending to be the other side and then opening fire on their own.this is why their own military that had intel on the situation had orders to not fire on them or move in. they created their own causus belli.on the bright side: even leftists hate jews now for how fucking insidious they are.
You're a teacher, and you hear Monster Kid, who is one of your students, trying to make a comeback to someone giving him the finger by saying, "If your finger had balls, it would be pregnant." What would you do?
>>484438629“Remember what you said before? A normal person with a gun will wind up doing something he never thought himself capable of? No one in this world can truly hold himself separate from violence. Guns are literally within reach of anyone. Sadly that’s where we put our faith, in bullets rather than human kindness.”- Koko Hekmatyarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDAjKCn7fXY
Ladies and GentlemenBoys and GirlsIt's the Trial of the Century!The Fave Trial!
>>484439293i don't know what that means, but i hope you are doing well.
>>484440258It means I ship the anime girl from that anime and Nicholas Cage the arms dealer in Lord of War. It's a very advanced level ship for proshippers.
What if fave got breasts implants?
>>484440526should a war profiteer really fall in love with a consumer of his products?
This man could sell Spamton his own business. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38vd_j7e2HY
a fucking warning
I frew up :(
>>484440873I was giving a warning for "ironic shitposting" when i complimented someone's fucking musical taste.it was south-german church music.mind you: not all the other shit i did and said, but that for this reason.
>>484440762They're both in the business of selling weapons, but the girl wants to take away air travel and satellites from the entire planet while also controlling global shipping logistics in the one two knockout whereas Nick is just backed by Uncle Sam's Walmart of Guns without being on an official payroll. It would be a spicy relationship.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hFmRDGXS6M
>>484440873i haven’t been banned in 2 months since i bought a 4cuck pass geeeg
>>484441183i wouldn't know. i never watch anime.
>>484441163You got done dirty, I wasn't even trying to post glorious German music to get kraut-senpai's approval or anything I have just always loved that particular piece of music.I never get warned but sometimes catch a three day for responding seriously to someone else's less serious post or answering a question someone asked. Pretty rare but even I'm not immune it helps to start rambling about how ralsei deltarune is a fluffy goat boy near the end of a particularly long post but I know I'm not really making it /utg/ approved by doing so.
I don’t get why open mouths have induced such a cognitohazard on wojakfags
>>484441713they hate masks too because [thinktank-funded online disinformation] told them to
>I don’t get why open mouths have induced such a cognitohazard on wojakfags
>>484440873My last few bans were because I said "Trump lost" to somebody. It's hilarious because I do things that are far more ban worthy yet that's the one that always gets me.
>>484441882>they hate masks too because [thinktank-funded online disinformation] told them toI’ve never heard this before
>>484440873I told you this and you didn't listen.I used to be much more active as a threadshitter and I only ever got warnings unless I posted NSFW images.Sometimes even multiple warnings in the same thread.
Is Kingfag actually dead I wasn't here
>>484440258I know what this is from and i hate that do
>>484442335Probably not.Women are too pussy to kill themselves.
>>484442335let's hope so.
>>484442120get more noided
>>484442335No, she posted today on her twitter.
>>484442463Unfortunate
>>484442463How do you know she has a Twitter? has she posted it here?
>>484442560she's posted it here before but i think all of them are private nowsome brave anons have infiltrated her followers though so they can bait here there when she retreats from 4chan
>>484442560https://x.com/tangerinethecat
>>484443141kek
>>484443141>When will the suffering end?oh nonono
>>484443141oh no king
>>484443141This arguably sadder than her dying
>>484443141hahaha
>>484443141>She got Thanos snapped
>>484443141i thought this was well known already
>>484444279people here aren't very smart.these people aren't "well-read" they have "media literacy", they don't have common sense or critical thinking, they "trust the science.what the hell did you think?
Don't make another thread
>>484444604>word salad
ok
>>484444963>>484444963>>484444963
>>484443753Agreed.
>Kraut OP
>>484445039I hope nobody complains about this or else I'll have to complain about them complaining
>>484440973oh no susie
>>484444982This seems more and more like a raid all the time
>>484449723cry about it to the jannies nigger
>>484450115So I guess that's a yes, then?
