Yeah It's Ours Now Edition>NewsSign Anon is ignored by Valve: https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/481432419/#q481439148New Community MvM tour: https://oo.potato.tfBot hosters are getting banned: https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/37C7-829B-5DE3-CC3B>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>484373438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>484428186https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV6WMHMTtcA
we are so back
I heard that the ban wave has been in the works for like a while now, before the whole fixtf2 shit. Is that true and if so, does that make the fixtf2 thing a pointless endeavor overall?
WE ARE SO BLACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHeipUKdRWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6jjb2w5das
>>484428408No, because for all we know Valve was content to keep taking Valve Time(tm) on it and keeping it on the backburner. FixTF2 probably lit a fire under their ass BECAUSE they have Deadlock coming out soon, and this whole Funko Pop deal, and it would've looked very bad if they just kept waiting on it.It's nothing but cope to assume doing nothing would've somehow have been better.
I have done nothing but report every profile posted in these threads for three daysKEEP UP POSTING THEM MAGGOTS
>>484428408Who cares? The result is what matters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b550jyzGj5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyPEKcGqhfE
3 NIGASON CART
>>484428186Kys Shipcuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3gMfBg4kEQ
>>484428815https://steamcommunity.com/id/FunnyBoxManhttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199304033916https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198049201885https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198319389743https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198084710033Steam friends :)
>>484428408We will never know when exactly and what (if anything) got Valve to do something, what matters is that they did something
>>484428697A small part of Mr thinks it could've been "more" effective if they didn't get that fire lit under their ass but they really could've just been sitting on it ready to go for all I know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz_dj4u6pGA
>>484429420Wouldn't be the first time they pushed out half-baked garbage :^)But I'm doubtful that they would be as careless this time, especially since we could just a test hamster for future anticheats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVrrt-nvDnQ
>>484429234Scoutpauling is peak if you think otherwise you're a faggot
>>484429234>shipNigga there was an entire 15 minute short dedicated to it, you KYS delusionalcuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4lk5uhpcE0
>>484428186Pic is giving rapey vibesScout would never hurt Miss Pauling like that, he's a dummy but a good hearted one
>>484429820>only posts western "art"Rope yourself already you fucking tranny
>>484430039she said, posting in a general about a western game
>>484430025>Pic is giving rapey vibesAre all of you from reddit? What the fuck is this nonsense
>>484429958Still not canon nor romantic at all. Kys Shipcuck
>>484430039>it's a tranimeOh no no no noYWNBAJ
>>484430039>>T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-THIS ISN'T MY LE HECKING TRANIME LOLI PORN!!!!!!! H-H-H-HOW THE BLEEPITY BLEEP SHALL I EVER JERK MY ESTROGENIZED "GIRLDICK" TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>484430180she said, posting a reddit meme
>>484430006
>>484430212>Still not can-ACK!!!
>>484430180He's right tho, otherwise Expiration Date would have been only two minutes long with Scout just assaulting her and Spy watching in the corner while invisible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz6gbCiEkhM
>>484430212>the 15 minute official short isn't canon Holy fucking cope.>>484430640He's literally just holding her over his shoulder and she's embarrassed about it. Nothing suggests an intent to rape, fuck off with your virtue signaling
>>484430796Holy BASED
>>484430580>tfw miss pauling leaves that and gets shlicked by the administratorAlso nice android phoneposting filename, SEApagpag turd worlder shitskin
>>484430640>>484430025Shoulder carry is just a way to carry another person while maintaining a free hand, it's not inherently implying intent to harm. He's in the RED respawn room so it's not like he's capturing her as intel or whatever.
>>484430881>Hand firmly placed on ass>Sinister look on his face>Clearly distressed Miss Pauling not consenting to the whole ordealScout will definitely be hearing from the Administrator about this
>>484430881>reddit spacing
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Neck-snap pyros. Sage pyro threads. Don't reply to pyro posters. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Hang pyros. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Dox pyros. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Never uber pyros. Karate chop pyros in half. Never heal pyros. Backstab pyros. Melee crit pyros. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Steal a pyros health pack. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Starve pyros. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
Xelq0n deez nuts
>>484431159It's the 60s, Scout won't hear nothin'
>>484431364>>484431393still a pag though
>>484431416porn addiction general?
>>484430212pornbrain or bait
>>484431259this but soldier
>>484431556Always has been
>>484431556Yes. See: >>484428186Pag central
>>484431159It's a smug look, not sinister. How do you know they aren't in a relationship and she doesn't enjoy it? Stop projecting onto a silly fictional image.>>484431231>one single space between quote links is reddit spacing You don't know what reddit spacing is. You're getting desperate.
>>484431659
>>484431726Why are you still reddit spacing, Sean?
>>484431726>How do you know they aren't in a relationship and she doesn't enjoy it?Question goes both ways
Anons, I...The ScoutxPauling ship is NOT canon...
>>484431803>so desperate to throw suspicion off himself he's still trying to pretend everything is redditReddit spacing is double spacing between every line, not one line between quotes. Kill yourself tourist.
>>484432073BASED! BASED! BASED! CHAD
https://files.catbox.moe/9iolrd.jpg>miss pauling was originally going to look like thiszamnalso i hate file limits
When your Steam friend compliments your weapon customizations (war paint, rename etc)
>>484432115Ok ACK
>>484432073>one deleted tweet is more canon than entire 15 minute official short Holy fucking cope
Deadlock sisters...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWAztND2piE
>>484432128>croptopthey were so close to being this based
solar beam
solar light
>pick tf2 back up for the first time since the 64bit update>game runs wonderfully>except a 5 second freeze once every ~10 minuteswhat the h*ckity fuck did my 'puter mean by this? happens even on a completely fresh reinstall with configs reset to default.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYu1gxngPxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsZyZCwtumA
>guys we le need a cool name for our le new bot system>I know!!! ooo boy this will rattle their bones and send chills down their spine!>*thunder crack*>AMALGAM!!!!Oooooooo spooooky!! I'm almost ready to shit my pants! Oh no!!!
More like Analgam lol
>>484432073>trannies still clinging to long-fired "author's" headcanonkek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx5We43NrLk
>>484432964>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=721BahWcSwM
>Fruit shop owners>Prancing show ponies>Medic's wifeWhat did Chet mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSOWTWb68lo
They should update Degroot Keep with a moat surrounding the castle with the crocs from Mercenary Park inside
I have watched 0% of the YouTube links posted here.
plr_initialD_final
https://www.youtube.com
I have done nothing but watch youtube links for 3 days
Oh great, another horsecock objectorI'm done with this game
>>484434058>t.
>erm actually Valve did ban waves in the past so it's nothing new and all the bots will be back in a month and even if they won't there will be no new content so the game is still dead God are doomers annoying
>>484434148literally who
>>484434237He's already mentioned him in streams, I'm sure he won't spare him
stop talking about e-celeb and start posting tf2 porn
>>484434318The "Objectors are TF2's biggest mistake" guy
>>484434058My bad, I'll use some horse pussy ones too for variety next time
>>484434237erm, actually sending hate mail to valve employees will get the game shut down
>>484434445Why not both?
>>484434727post anything but tranny porn you freak
>>484434716What is Jill's email anywayHe goes by Jill almost everywhere online so you can't find him by nameI'd gladly carry on quickswitch anon's legacy by emailing him every day to bring back quickplay until he does
>>484434580How many horsecocks do you even have saved
>>484434812>tranny
>>484434727I want to worship this woman's penisTF2
>>484435149>30 year old man that always portrays himself as his oversexualized female OCBro's 100% in the closet
>>484435443
>>484435149i look like this and i say this
>>484435128At least 20
Bans are taking too long, almost every single cheater i have on my list already traded their unusual and expensive items elsewhere
>>484436068Don't worry, eriCHAD smith will personally show up to the cheaters houses, eat their dollar bills, pixels on the screen and then vore them in one gulp
a friend of mine that I used to play tf2 with back in the day put she/her pronouns in his name today lads :(
>>484436624fuck her right in the bussy
>>484436624Be happy for her...
>>484436068Weezy's adderall supply ran out, so he had to stop his cheater rampage until he can get some more
>>484435149he got fat
>>484435953Proof
>>484434727Nah. I'm good
>>4844366245 years till This User Was Last Online
Okay looking back doomposting for eight goddamn years was pretty retarded.I wasted my life instead of fragging
Whatβs least cringe? Festive or botkiller on minigun. Been so long since I played Always wanted gold bot but donβt have a festive yet
>>484435018I did some autistic searching around and found himHis real name is John Shoenick, he started working at Valve in 2014, before that he worked for Mozilla. You can confirm this on Valve's website as it links to his steam accounthttps://www.valvesoftware.com/en/contact?contact-person=John%20SchoenickEnjoy
>>484437490>ecelebshit https://youtu.be/QZMZTaxNKJs?si=oVQufVeMc96ibZDI
>>484438086>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>started working at Valve in 2014That explains everything.
>>484438086>John Shoenick>Shoenick>Shounicn-no, it can't be...
you guys are glad lee hasn't shown up to call jill out
>>484438449he called bot hosters untouchable to throw them off before the ban wave. he did it.
>>484431259Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off a pyro's bra. Follow pyro threads. ERP with pyro posters. Cum inside filthy pyro mains. Hang pyros in shibari bondage. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Always uber pyros. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Feed pyros your semen. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>484438086>joins valve>drops comp nuke in the most KINOSOVL game of all time>moves to another project as if nothing ever happenedHope this nigga gets permanently reliant on a wheelchair
>>484438818this butt soldier
>Join community server>Type !nominate cp_junction_final >Map cp_junction not foundAnother one added to the blacklist, MMHMM! https://youtu.be/QZMZTaxNKJs?si=46zr5jh7-uff3_Mw
>>484439089
>>484438086>Started working at Valve in 2014>The first signs of Valve working on something comp-related where from August 2014Now ain't that interesting
day 1 of emailing john to bring back quickplay
>>484436624I feel at least somewhat responsible for my friend becoming a tranny. I introduced him to a hobby which he got deep into, ended up befriending genderspecials on d*scord, and ending up as one of them. At least he's not insufferable to talk to and looks like an androgynous glam rock male (sans masculinity) rather than an amorphous blob troon.
>>484431584>pornbrainPornbrain is wanting a random woman with zero effect on the gameplay to get added to TF2 just so guys who self-insert as the funny boston man can jerk off to SFM porn and call it official.TF2 doesn't need romance or the only woman who belongs in it is the announcer.
>Damn, your dog is a slut. Gonna be fucking her all daywhat the honest-to-God fuck did Scout mean by this?
>I. Bang. Your. Doggies! I knock them up!!!what furry at Valve thought this was an acceptable domination line?
>>484439825>wanting a random woman with zero effect on the gameplay to get added to TF2She IS already in the game anon. She even talks directly to you. Do you even play it?>just so guys who self-insert as the funny boston man can jerk off to SFM porn and call it official.Literally no one is saying "I want it to be official so I can jack off to it." Hell no one's even saying "I want it to be official" because the only people pretending it ISN'T official are mentally ill troons clinging to a long-deleted tweet from a writer who doesn't even work at the company anymore.>the only woman who belongs in it is the announcer.Cope and seethe.
>>484440252anon pauling hasn't been in the game for like 7 years at least...
>>484438086i guess its true tf2 started dying the moment jill joined valve
>>484440252I ain't reading all that shit. Go menstruate somewhere else.
>>484439740>I introduced him to a hobby which he got deep into, ended up befriending genderspecials on d*scordLet me guess, programming, DnD or speedrunning?
>>484440345She still has voicelines when you complete a Jungle Inferno contract or have one available.I repeat, do you even play the game?>>484440383Here's the short version:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6jxfaGrcu4Cope and seethe.
>>484440524I did all my contracts years ago, like a non-newfag.
>>484432378I played it and I agree with everything he says Game is shit
>>484440781>she's not in the game! stop wanting her to be added!>o-okay, but I did my contracts years ago so it doesn't count!
>>484440514None of the above. Noone here will be able to guess it and I'd prefer not to say what it is but it's not something you'd see discussed on this website.
>>484441053>goalposts >added stutter >assuming I was part of your gay argumentdo you ever get tired being this much of a f*ggot?
>>484438086>>484439383>valve servers sv_pure was changed around 2014>first update with cases rather than crates was 2015 and ugly weapon skins was also added thenit all just starts clicking
So there's no way to jerk ms pauling offfuck this game
>>484441392>jumps into an argument to argue on behalf of someone else>self censors the word faggotI don't know, you tell me what being a faggot is like.
>>484441559not a fucking argument holy shittttt kys if you don't die fighting in your internet battleground first
>>484440524Not watching all that shit. Go menstruate somewhere else.
>>484436624have sex with her
>>484441642Calm down and take your meds.>>484441683I accept your concession.
>>484441757Good meme regurgitation, did you have any original thoughts to say?
>>484441901Says the faggot who's only response is to repeat the same "didn't read lol" line. Come back when you grow up.
Iβm shagging sniperβs kangaroo wife as we speak
Can you two kiss already
>>484442003I didn't say that. Also, others saying botlike things doesn't excuse you from not repeating NPC slogans
if i used a filter to look at this general there would be only 10 posts per thread
>>484442275And yet you don't . Maybe get a BBC in you first before posting mkay
You would assume by the amount of furries who play this game that there would be more fanart of Sniperβs kangaroo wife because sheβs canon but no, itβs all the non-canonical Mimi sentry
>>484442221>not watching that>not reading thatSame difference. If you're not going to engage with what I'm telling you then it's not worth giving you a dignified response afterwards. Simple as.
>>484438449>shounic made detailed videos about TF2βs spaghetti code because he worked on the game and knew the ins and outs of the game>those videos he made about bugs that would get fixed soon after release were because he could talk directly to Eric/JoshieIt all makes sense nowβ¦
>>484442473As in I didn't make the post, buddy
>>484442584The same point still applies to you.>not a fucking argument holy shittttt kys Equally low effort, do you expect something else in response to that?
>>484441757You're so mad that I won't engage with your w*man arguments lmfao
>>484442695What part of I didn't make that post do you not understand??
Sniperβs kangaroo wife deserves better. Why does nobody draw art of her
https://youtu.be/SqoxCQVrun0?si=asoU9P4u8vxGI9cM
>>484442784No, I understand that. The point still stands. Make a shitpost, get a shitpost answer. What the hell do you want from me? To seriously entertain "not an argument kys" with an actual answer?
>>484442949I didn't make that post idk what you aren't getting
Remember not to misgender the bot hosters, youβre going TOO FAR
>>484443038I'm not telling you that you did. You're criticizing me for giving a low effort response to a low effort post. What the fuck do you not understand you ESL shit for brains?
>>484443183Are you dumb or something
>>484443416Fuck off retard.
>>484443454No u
>>484442883kostamoinen puts her in his videos
the death of quickplay, whatever happened there?
i got muted :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
>>484440860Is the UI and effects really as bad as people say or is it something you can adjust to with time at least?Every screenshot or short webm I see of it looks like its trying to assault my eyes
So I decided to reinstall TF2 cause I got bored. Did fixTF2 actually do anything?
>>484444270The bots all got banned and for now new accounts are getting auto deleted
>>484444347Even ones made by people who never cheated so much as once?
>>484444164Another one added to the mutelist, MMHMM!
>>484444452They seem to have some way of telling if it's going to be a bot account but I think they have to launch the game first
>>484444452>reading comprehension
>>484444452Yes, total bot deathYou can also report people and they'll likely get the cheat ban if they done it, I've been reporting profiles in the threads nonstop
>>484444537Ah.>>484444539He didn't specify, shut up.
>>484443898>>484442883
https://save.tf/Website got updated
>>484444868That model is way too good to not be in a bunch of SFM porn.
>>484445118It's specifically a NSFW Kanga model so I believe it is
>>484445234Fuck. How do I search for it?
>>484445374https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2593374797
>>484445234>>484445374nvm didn't know you meant kanga from winnie the pooh. Too bad the full body isn't as hot as the top half.
>>484445512>nvm didn't know you meant kanga from winnie the pooh.Yeah that's what I meant. Kostamoinen reused the model.>Too bad the full body isn't as hot as the top half.True, but there is a titty version if you check the modeling credits in>>484445471
Bros really out here lusting over a fucking kangaroo LMAOYouβre more nasty than Sniper, and he has slept in the corpses of water buffalo
>>484444913>actually supporting a financial boycott nowWEEZY SISTERS WTF IS THISOH MY MVM TICKETS I CANT HANDLE THIS, I NEED SOME ADDERALL TO CALM DOWN
>>484446170Be nice to Sniper's wife.
CHECK THE NEWS THEY GOT FATMAGIC
>>484444187Yeah it's a huge messI'm not exaggerating when I say that a normal fight in Deadlock has 5 times more visual clutter going on than the messiest of Overwatch 2 teamfights, which I also have played extensively (300 hours). It's really really difficult to tell what is going on most of the time It's a big big mess and I doubt the game will release without a major rework unless they want it to be dead within a week
>>484444645Why would Valve ban new accounts made by people who have never cheated before? It's an incredibly stupid question to ask.
The Kunai is fine on spy, even with the DR, and it's cool it encourages a more action style of play thanks to the ability to surf explosions easierThe Short Circuit is fine except when you're on the cartHuntsman should have a +15-20 hp bonus to encourage more close fighting rather than longer shotsShort Stop needs a slight reload buffLoose Canon is the highest skill indexed weapon in the gameAmbassador should have damage falloff or a range cap but not bothBuff Banner should have a passive ability to put it in line with the other two banners having passive talentsThe shotgun is a better combo weapon for pyro in many situations where the flare doesn't do the jobHeavy needs a subclass or at the very least he needs the ability to put a lunchbox item in primary or secondary slot. Also the steak sandwich needs a buff Medic is almost impossible to truly balance to make everyone happyThe enforcer should pierce sapper damage reduction on sentries Cleaver should mini crit on targets with a negative effectSniper is reasonably balanced now that faggots are getting banned, but Jarate should be filled by damage causedGas Passer needs to have its charge rate increased
fuck pyros, get head from pyros, etc. etc.
>>484429820zased
>>484449585cute pyro
>>484428186Are the bots still gone? Thinking of reinstalling
>>484452284For now, yes
>>484440524kek I never heard Pauling's lines for soldier. It's a clever way to manipulate him but she does it so indifferently
>>484449420I like this proposed change for the kunaihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP_K8_zWZlg&t=0sthough I would like to see it in an actual match, not just against bots like in the video.
>>484448953he's not banned
>>484453127There's nothing wrong with deleting a playstyle from the game when it's not how the class was intended to be played, even moreso when that loadout ruins enjoyment of the game for noobs.
https://youtu.be/xx-qrjo3I68why did he attack soldier they're on the same team?
>>484445234>>484445118>>484445374>>484444868Yiff in hell, tourist.
>>484445234>>484445118>>484445374>>484444868Yiff in heaven, tourGOD.
>>484441465we might as well kill ourselves bro>>484439383not entirely true they updated maps and some other stuff for competitive players beforehandthe generally underwhelming updates and the shitty cases and skins system do start around that time though. i don't know if you can pinpoint that to jill or just the continuing trend from mannconomy but it got really bad after 2014
>>484435149can someone point me to the OG source of his clip?, i see this once every thread its so fucking funny
>>484440000>>484440172yeah i don't know why valve decided to hire pyro mains to write the lines for that update it really clashes with the general vibe
GET THIS FAGGOT CHEATER BANNED NOW https://steamcommunity.com/id/TF-RadioTHIS CHEATER IS TRYING TO CASH OUT, REPORT HIM WITH HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL:https://www.youtube.com/@xarq0n
>>484448953nigga can you stop doing the same joke once per thread, we're going to have a boy who cried wolf situation because of you
>>484455751Rent fucking free he is an honest man now
>OFFICER ITS BEEN 8 MONTHS SINCE I KILLED THAT WOMAN AND CHILD IN A DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENT, YOU HAVE TO LET ME OUT ON PAROLE IβM A REFORMED DRUNK DRIVER NOW, IβVE MOVED ON
>>484433252don't forget scum sucking fruit baskets>>484430025he kills people for money and laughs at them the fuck do you mean good hearted
>>484455751>gay furry cheaterlmaothey really aren't sending their best
>>484456340>if you cheated once in a card game as a kid you should forever be labeled as a cheater
>>484430025>scout >good-hearted Scout is an egotistical douche who loves killing people with his scattergun and baseball bat and laughing at their corpses. Heβs not your quirky uwu femboy. Go back.
>>484456638found the guy cheating
>>484456776>>484456449>Scout is an egotistical douche who loves killing people with his scattergun and baseball bat and laughing at their corpses.He specifically kills other mercenaries who are trying to kill him (most of whom respawn). He's got more claim to being uwu wholesome than Pauling, certainly, who killed the Meet the Team director in cold blood.
>>484428815https://steamcommunity.com/id/angelh6/https://steamcommunity.com/id/ProSkillsAndFunnyDudehttps://steamcommunity.com/id/TF-Radio
>>484454357>thinks it was only one person posting when there was clearly a conversation happening>all it was was discussion about what model was used in a popular SFM videoMeds now
>>484457447He's not some kind of honorable "only in self defense" guy, he literally grew up in a gang with his brothers beating up people for money.>most of whom respawnRespawning is just a game mechanic, respawning has never shown up in the lore. Characters have literally died or had near death experiences before.
>>484457447>"oh well they were trying to kill him too"yes because they're all violent mercenaries hired specifically by shadow corporations to kill people for money in a completely amoral fashionalso nobody acted like pauling was a good person either lol
>>484428815https://steamcommunity.com/groups/saveoceanmancheater grouphttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168798338https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198418958648https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199209342557https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199070181422the above i have confirmed as cheaters based on playing with or against them, the last one is (or was) a bot hoster2 users in the group are already game banned as of 5 days ago
only have 200 hours as spy...i have to play 800 more hours of this class to be good and do epic trickstabs?fuck...
>>484460441the only people who can consistantly trickstab are cheaters.
800 more hours of failstabs, bumping pyros, and people making fun of me in chat for failing to trickstab them before I can be a real spy main...... sigh.........
Most well-adjusted and likeable TF2 bot hosterhttps://files.catbox.moe/5mhsbt.mp4
>>484460814you're gonna have to become a pedophile. it's the only way to be a real pro spy
>>484461167ok, where do i go to start this path in my pro spy journey now?
>play spy as it was intended>feel immersed as the sneaky harassing utility class>play spy with kunai dead ringer>feel like dying
>play spy as it was intended>immediately die after every backstab>play spy with kunai dead ringer>chainstab my way to godlike every time
>>484461245you're gonna have to check out >>>/pol/ that's where they all congregate
>play gunspy>have fun
>>484461024These le self-aware and edgy troons are the most insufferable kind. This guy might be the perfect example for the archetypical terminally online loser freak. You have to wonder, does someone become a nazi-loving transexual pedophile by contrarianism alone or is there some other factor at play?
>play spy>die to a guy doing windmills
How do we BUFF Spy?
>>484462006a bunch of retarded gimmick shit that's completely unnecessary and actively makes the game worse obviously
>>484462006Fix hitreg to prevent failstabs (and facestabs), add speed boost and damage resist on backstab for all knives, rework the kunai and big earner to account for this, and do not give it to the YER but make the YER completely silent and remove its cloak drain debuff. Also revert amby nerfs. Boom, now we have a decent class. If this makes him too annoying then decrease cloak damage resistance.
>>484461586the other factor excluding IRL circumstances which are the actual cause is 4chan4chan is a home for contrarians but since contrarians need to be in opposition to majority, they double round and take on even more extreme positions (initally for the lols)
>>484462432>4chan is a home for contrarians but since contrarians need to be in opposition to majorityI've been under the effect of this myself, as a contrarian, but I just started taking on normalfag positions instead. I like to think this makes me more normalThis video about sums it uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPI5mnB7FBQ
Donβt MisgenderBotHosters
I think Dragon Slayer Minigun looks good/cool
>>484463926All the Dragon Slayer skins are good because they were custom mapped for each weapon instead of randomly repeated
Why is TF2's melee hitreg so bad? At the time of release, the only important application of melee was Spy's backstab, since melee was an afterthought emergency option for every other class. So wouldn't it have been especially designed with Spy in mind?
Get on castawayβ¦
why not freakaway
I only play on fempyroaway
>>484464210is there a strange variant of DS?
>>484466531Nope
whats a good cosmetic combo that looks good with purity fist
>>484466862The deus specs of course
>>484466862Spine Chilling Skull + Iron Jaw + Purity Fist was popular for Cyberdemons for a while
Who do you think lives in this house in gravelpit?
>>484467794me
>>484467937anon are you ok why do you live next to a gravelpit
>>484467794the administrator
>>484467794who lives in the creepy house... on cp_gravelpit...
>>484467059i do like doom. i was gonna settle for jensen.Thanks anon>>484467057i wish there was a 4th slot
>>484468606ADAAAAAAAAAM
>>484468645
>>484467794The dark secret lore of TF2
>>484467794Trick question, it's nobody's. It's a fake house to make the war zone look innocent
>>484467794fempyro
>>484449870now make her BLU
>>484469527objection: its next to a fucking gravelpit
>>484469940It works just as well as the cardboard cutouts of cows on 2fort
So casual's back, but the teams are so bad that I'm better off staying on community servers anyway?
meeic booba
>>484470054exactly, if casual had longer rounds with team scramble and being able to switch teams it would become 100% better
>>484470335Youβll have to pry them from her cold, dead hands.
>>484470335>meeic lmao
I've got a question! I watch pro players like Rapha and how they play in Quake games compared to tf2 pro players who play in teams only (obviously), is it possible to incorporate solo quake skill play with tf2? And how so with the way it works? I've only got a rocket launcher and a shotgun and melee after all.
>>484470486she definitely gave that *sexdoll* a sausage
which version do you play on? I play on Legacy because, last times I tried, the Vulkan build will randomly get all stuttery after playing for approximately 15 minutes. The game will play just fine and then all of a sudden becomes a slideshow. I'm on Linux, btw. Playing on OpenGL legacy doesn't have that problem and just works perfect. I'm grateful that the Legacy build is also 64-bit, so I get all the performance improvements that come from that. I'm curious if there's another reason why one might choose one over the other.
>>484470616I'd give her mine if she wants
I want to know what wisdom is in this book bros but I can't find any pdfs and it costs like a hundred dollars used.
>>484470896Why would Engi be mining with a pickaxe instead of building a machine to do it for him though?
>>484468124gravel
>>484470579probably not so easily since tf2 is a lot slower of a game compared to quake, but you could just try it in game in see for yourself
>>484470896https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6290478There's a pdf of it and the rest of the books in the series in this thread, along with many other programming books. I don't think the Engineer would know how to pirate textbooks, somehow, not that he would need to.
>>484470896I like that he bothered recoloring the diamonds into rubies but otherwise stole the render wholesale
>>484471507gravel addiction?
https://youtu.be/qZtar-OuwpE?si=oSJDhiL_TZxzv4Pf
>>484449617I need moar cute Pauling x Scout fanart NOW
Weezy when he has gone on a gambling dry streak for 20 hours (he can go for another 15 hours)
>>484470707are you the tf2 medic
>>484472237I look like him
reminder that miss pauling is canonically a virgin and anyone who tries to cope otherwise is a seething delusional incel
>>484472064
this is everyone who plays uncletopia
>>484470642I have no problem with vulkan. GPU? Distro? Shit performs a lot better than it did when it was 32bit.
forgot gif
seething delusional incels triangulated
>>484471797gravel tasty
I think I would get banned from uncletopia for having a taunt in my inventory named "the jew fears the samurai".
>>484461024>complains about the current degenerate playerbase>also a trannyHuh?
>>484472348>>484472990Whoops, too late! Scout already popped her cherry.
>>484470519
another cheater who is using walls + aim projectile and of course he was playingf sniperhttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199066817709
players who don't have anime avatars are worse at the game than the players who do
1000 uncles is fun. You are BLU and you play against a ton of RED Engineer bots spamming sentries who seem to always have 20 sentries up at all times and you have to strategize a plan to defeat them. I was so proud when I convinced my team to spam cow mangler charge shots to disable all the sentries, then I pushed the cart to the final checkpoint. Sad thing is Iβm banned from uncletopia now so I canβt enjoy this fun gamemode. This is like if MvM actually took skill and thought and not mindless gas passer and Scottish resistance spam.
484473576delusional incel cope
Players who don't have anime avatars are less trans than players who do
>>484461024>I'm bored of this thing, instead of moving on I must cling on to it and try to kill itI don't get it. Is it a zoomer thing? Can other people not enjoy things you don't? Are you the protagonist that the world revolves around?
>>484474794He's not bored, he's angry. He lost his bots and his inventory.
Players who have Konata avatars have more fragging skills than players who donβt have Konata avatars.
FixTF2 status:https://www.youtube.com/live/JZPm9369DOk?si=wCDFMy1A2Dw7DUiJ
>>484474889I mean before he got banned and when he started botting.
Players who have Konata avatars have more faging skills than ones that don't
>>484475301multiple possibilities>1: he was abused/bullied as a kid>2: power hungry>3: genuiny just slow>4: hes miserable himself
>>484475447truth
>>484473570Zesty was right about these people being broken because they were diddled
>i main scout
>>484476163
>>484476163A man of culture
>>484466647Damn. Are strange still cool? Idk what modern tf2 trends are.I heard botkiller fell off.
>>484477043Stranges are still desirable, yes. They added CS:GO's stat track thing to strange skins so if you have a skin it has a physical display of the kills (although it's a lot bulkier compared to CS's).You can also get hats in strange and they count points while worn.
>>484473027>be anon>live in a house next a gravelpit>"anon are you ok why do you live next to a gravelpit?">"gravel">"gravel addiction?">"gravel tasty">doesn't elaborate further>leaves
>>484470579a lot of the raw aim transfers over but tf2 is fundamentally a game about taking space more than quake is. quake does have a lot of map control stuff but the way pushes and stuff work in tf2 don't really have much in common with 1v1 quake
>>484477257>>484473027I think I figured out who anon is
>>484476163This but I main heavy
Uhh βMiss Pauling is a lesbianβ sissiesβ¦. We lost https://vocaroo.com/3gUgLJ2QWtl
>>484478159>your mouth is supposed to move FORWARDevery time
delusional incel cope
sorry chuds. she's a lesbian.
>>484462006Give him a kunai that starts him off with 140 base health, but only grants 70 health on melee kills and nerfs his ability to heal from other sources.Also give him a Dead Ringer that takes twice as long to fully drain its cloak and grants cloak on kill in exchange for meter refill speed, 5 health, and possibly cloak on hits while active.Maybe we could also give him a shotgun.
>>484428408The only """evidence""" we have of the ban wave being in the works for years is a retarded dicksucker attentionwhore Youtuber with a history of baiting who rushed to tweet about having "insider information" when the banwave started and then deleted his tweet like an hour later.
>sorry chuds. she's a lesb-ACK
>>484478616AI wrote this post. Spy with a shotgun would be stupid and nobody is asking for that.
>>484462006Spy's damage ability is fine, and his health is fine. If anything I think his disguising needs some work so it's easier to infiltrate as an enemy, like a spy should.I saw a weapon idea, I think it was on leddit that was really cool and sort of towards this goal. Replaces the sapper, it's a camera that lets you snapshot some players and then they'd get outlined so you (or maybe your team) could see their movements. It would be a cool utility tool to make spy more of an espionage and information classwhile I did say buffing disguising would be good, I don't think there's really a good way to do it. it's not really a buffable mechanic or anything. perhaps you gain a stacking buff stat or something the longer you stay disguised, so if you're disguised for 30 seconds you get bonus cloak regen or something. not a game designer so lot of unbalanced shit but I think there's plenty to do without touching his gun, knife, or health
>>484478908valve was actually testing something similar to that but on sniper (where it gave him wallhacks. fucking stupid idea lol) but they kept running into issues with the outline glow system
>>484478616Explain the combination of the Brass Beast, the Dalokohs Bar, and the Gloves of Running Urgently, Iβve heard this is the optimal Heavy loadout but struggle to comprehend why.
You troonies do realize that when lesbians say "I prefer women" they mean, you know... real women. With vaginas and wombs and two X chromosomes. Pauling being gay wouldn't give you a shot with her even in your retarded self-insert fantasies.
I would've expected everyone here to be proponents of the bot hosting movement. This whole shtick you've all got going on now where you find and post bothoster's steam accounts is very troon-like in nature. I don't think you guys are any better than the tranny faggot anymore. You've all lost my respect. You some kinda tranny lovers now? Sucking so hard on girl cock that you've forgotten what side you're on? The bothosters need to get their bots back into the game ASAP to punish you tranny-lovers.
>>484479020Dahlokos and GRU are easy to explain, by GRU-ing your health down to the minimum you can achieve a near full heal by eating the chocolate and sometimes it glitches and overheals you. I'm not sure why Brass Beast would interact well with that though.
>>484479029I am a real woman with two x chromosomes and pauling is not my typebut i'd let zhanna tie me up and scissor me anytime>captcha: MVMT0
after hours and hours of trying to figure out how to download stable diffusion and make it work on my computer, I got thisI think we are doomed anons, I can't even imagine how realistic AI pictures will look like in about 5 years from now, right now it feels a bit like half drawing half picture but it's maybe the model I've downloaded that does itAnd the files are so heavy, I'm using something called SD XL, I might just delete it
>>484479183See a doctor you dyke, you may have an inability to differentiate fantasy from reality.
>>484479183>I am a real woman with two x chromosomestits or gtfo
Bot troons like tf2cutcontent on suicide watch
>>484479020they're trolling youbrass beast kind of sucks, chocolate is good but only in specific situations, GRU is actually really good but most people use the fists of steel
>>484479249Therapists never helped me>>484479334This is a blueboard retard
@484479147>I would've expected everyone here to be proponents of the bot hosting movement.Why? Bot hosting is troon behavior (citation: multiple bot hosters use tranime/furry avatars). Exposing troons is redpilled behavior (citation: I am based and love exposing troons)
>watch fishsticks new video>he randomly brings up defense funding and lobbyists when discussing botswhy
>>484479510Link it on catbox.moe, people have been blatantly linking porn the past couple threads and it never got deleted
>>484479510tits or gtfo, dyke
>>484479510>This is a blueboard retardYou can still catbox 'em or link from a red boardI promise not to dox you from your reflection in some background element and the angle of the sun
>>484479526That's just a false flag operation, like how all those January 6 "insurrectionists" were just lefty libcuck plants. They're not actually troons.
>>484479541Election year, politics drives engagement
>>484479714Troons are men pretending to be women. If you pretend to be a troon, you are a man pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman. Effectively, you're still a troon. Good luck with your bottom surgery, botsister.
>>484479185I just use one of the sites that gives you free credits but also has LoRAs because I'm lazy and dumb
coping incel seethe
484479592484479334484479249meds incel schizoid
>I would expect tf2 players to support the trannies who made casual unplayable for years unfunny troll or dumbest retard ever, call it
>I'm the sane one, he says, spamming the thread incessantly with buzzwords
>>484479020GRU and Dalokohs synergize because when you eat Dalokohs then switch back and forth between GRU and your minigun, it'll glitch and heal you more than intended. Since Dalokohs also increase your maximum health by 50 points it will help you to hit Brass Beast's 20% damage mitigation when you rev it up at half health threshold under 175 health instead of 150 health.As for Brass Beast itself dealing 20% damage can be used for sniping and annoying long distances without suffering damage fall off too much. The issue is that you need to back jump rev BB more than intended at the open and have to tap fire or burst fire at long distances. Only when your cover is blown and backed against a wall you may decide to forward jump and rev the BB again but that takes some guts.To be honest this loadout is not exactly optimal as you really suffer from longer rev up time and at the open you would be an open target unless you stick close to environment and walls for cover.
Cheaterchads always win⦠just you wait, legitoddlers
>>484480162it's really troublesome to set up, I might just delete it from my computer because it takes so much space, and I have to wait like 4 minutes to get a decent render, like that femscout picture I sent
>>484479185ugly dogshit like all ai slop
>>484468606If you want to commit to the bit, you need unusual. Vivid plasma, kill-a-watt, something yellow.Too bad you will never get it :^)
/tf2g/ - incel schizophrenia edition
>>484479185
>>484481104You can get decent results with the online sites. Not as good as setting it up yourself like you did but decent: https://files.catbox.moe/s2yw4f.png Although I made that one last year which I think was still under SD1.5. I should try it again, haven't used the Fempyro LoRA in a while, would probably come out a lot better nowadays.
>>484479185>>484482160
/tf2g/ - trooncel melty edition
>>484482804my meat when it sees me open the 4th femscout incognito window this night
zoomer seethe made me believe the black rose and poker night items are rare but backpack stats show theres 400k of them lmao
>>484483112It's literally just latefags who joined post JI upset they missed out and their only options are glitched ones worth 200+ keys
>>484432073KILL YOURSELF JAY PINKERTON I FUCKING HATE YOUUUUUUU
>>484433252jay could NEVER
>>484449420>kunai and dr is fine because it makes you not play like spy???
>>484432073WHO THE FUCK is Gay Niggerturd?
>>484483970Someone who's clearly not in a position of authority considering he left the company
scout is a pedophile
>>484484070but he worked on hl alyx doe.
>>484482160These shitty things are bound to happen, same goes with the hands that look a bit weird.I think AI will be good the day there will be an actual logic filter that checks out if the anatomy is set up right, it could be difficult to set up and might limit a lot the renders.
>>484484231https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/valve-loses-its-fourth-writer-in-two-years-as-jay-pinkerton-leaves-the-companyHe was gone for a couple years, clearly not someone who's reliable for the company or the IP
>>484484118>23 year old banging high school girls is pedo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgAacwMFy9Y
>>484484118A 23 year old with a highschool girlfriend was normal in the 60s doe
>>484484285>>484484414kys pedo
>>484484118Highschool seniors are 18
>>484484118he'd be a hebephile at best>>484484414it's still normal in 2024 too
484484272484484070cope delusional incel
reminder that the mentally unwell tranny above me who seethes any time ms pauling is mentioned is also the same person obsessed with bagboy (revealed when he got banned, he'll probably get banned again)
pauling is only a lesbian when scout is nearby
>>484484608kys pedophile
484484901take your meds schizo
Scout impregnating Miss Pauling and then doing the Shred Alert taunt on yuri-trannies.
>>484485557based
484485557delusional incel cope
Congrats on the bots getting banned lads.I'll still never respect Valve again for letting it go rampant for 4 fucking years though.Are the bans just automated based on "x amount of reports in <timeframe>" like Blizzard bans now? Or does Valve have a jannie manually banning shit?
>>484485780Seems like there's a janny, some profiles that got posted here and report 3 days ago only just got banned while some got banned within a day of the banwave starting
How the fuck do i blacklist Pedotopia from Masterconfig Quickplay?
