Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.>Dawntrail Infohttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/benchmark/https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/d7db61f938f9cea65e4c5cd261918edb036b3004>Resources, Femra Companies, & Linkshellshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources6>In-game Events>Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign (From July 2 to July 29)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/f40f92a83dec07cb7b1c34713e5193c1dd513731Previous: >>484572821
>>484581857dalamud works and plugins are being updatedclose your gameyou will find your config file in %appdata%\XIVLauncher\ using windows exploreryou will find the config named dalamudConfig.jsonsearch for "DalamudBetaKey" and change it to "DalamudBetaKey": "burrito",search for "DalamudBetaKind" and change it to "DalamudBetaKind": "stg",yes even the commait should not say null such as "DalamudBetaKey": null,click save, reopen your gamecongratulations, you have dalamud betado not share the key with a name next to your message, they are banning people from the discordif this does not work for you, try "empanadas" as the key and "apiX" as the kind instead (this is plugin dev branch, the other is player testing), and then type /xlbranch in game and select burrito as your branch, you do not need to restart for thisor use this https://rentry.org/g453tuzz
My male midlander is the Hernan Cortez of /xivg/
Lalafell
Poster under me is getting HORSED
Sex. With Kemakka.
How do the Japs feel about Wuk?
>>484581885have fun with game crashes and waiting in queues
My femlala is the Mablu of /xivg/
Comparing the scent of the feet of each race's females.
My female lalafell is the undertaker of /xivg/
I can't wait for more ESG storytelling in 7.1!
Let's take a break from the ongoing invasion to go on a tour of non-player housing and the welfare office inside this giant mall!
What were some moments in the MSQ in which you felt you really mentored Wuk Lamat?
>>484581980they all fucking hate her and are refunding the expansion in drovesmy source? a reddit post of some guy google translating some posts he said he saw on 5ch
>>484581980They hate her. A lot.
Post art of your WoL
Femxaela feeton my femraens face
>>484581885
i swear i am the only player that uses esuna
This is very Japanese
>>484582094>my source? the only board shittier than 4chan that discusses ffxiv
>Friend think he's good at FF>Uses every addon under the sun that makes the game easier>Call outs, zoom out addon you name it he's got it>"I-i-it's just QOL I can play without it" he says>He hit Level 100 five days ago>Still has no killed EX1 or EX2Curious
https://x.com/grummz/status/1808258184970490025Man. I remember you fags in my general a few years back swearing that this will never happen to your game.
>>484581962He told me he only likes shetona ladies.
>>484582117I posted all the SFW art of her already
Am I stretching or is the level 95 Dungeon boss a lot like the Fortnite A-283 Custom Map "God of Exiles" it seemed really familiar to me during the fight and then it clicked for me. S-surely they wouldn't be this blatant...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bpr-csoRmo
>>484581885uhm, delete this chud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>484582291Then catbox it
>>484582270It was a lie.
>>484582117Really nice pic, who's the artist?
>>484582145Hey...
I fuck men pretending to be girls
>>484582224/v/ created these people. this is your fault
My femlala can hold her breath for a really long time...
>>484582117I am still waiting on a nsfw commission update for my femlala
my fiddie is
Wuk Lamat is...
>>484582174people are getting tired of their shit. They waste time doing changes no one uses when people just want the plugins lol.
>its a wineglass
*sniff* *sniff* balls.....
>>484582352um hi... dc....?
>>484582384put on these cement shoes
>>484582003i haven't had a single crash from dalamud itself, which is what the beta is fori've had one crash from haseltweaks, which i just disabled and it got fixed within a few hours>queues>>484582174in absolute awe of this lad
>>484582403a garbage character
>traveling Urqopacha with Erenville and Koana>Erenville proposes we do some hiking since there's nothing going on right now>we pick a mountain where no one lives or anything so we can be in peace>reach a ledge with a pretty view>tell them it's funny that we're so high above that even if I screamed at the top of my lungs no one would hear me>"then scream all you want, you stupid fucking cunt">Koana keeps his gun pressed against my back while Erenville forces me to the ground>keeps me pinned down so that my head is over the ledge>they rip off my clothes and start using me from both ends>throw my weapon and Azem Crystal off the edge so there's no way I can resist now>Erenville cums on my face while Koana finishes inside me>both spit on me after the session is over>they give my torn, ragged clothes back but keep my shoes, and force me walk the way to the summit and back down barefeet>collapse a dozen times but I'm always kicked back up by Erenville
Is glamourer back? I wanna play my shota.
>>484582094If we have to put up with Wuk Lamat through the five 7.x patches, she doesn't change, and then it gets announced that she'd be with us in the next expansion, I'd seriously be reconsidering staying subbed.
This is my houseI'm going to win the lottery
>>484582368do you like femezen
>>484582117I got another skeb thing and it was accepted right with the average completion date lining up exactly with the start of early accessThey just keep posting screenshots and not drawings!!
>>484582174Ugh ohBaby needs his diaper :33333333
>>484582403my wife
whenever my femra talks in cutscenes i imagine its like animal crossing on gamecube where its just muffled gibberish but everyone can understand me anyways kind of like when dragons talk or maybe they just pretend to understand me out of respect because i've been deified
>>484582403hogging the screentime of Krile and Erenville.
>>484582245she's perfect
>>484582403Cute
>>484581885did they change the betakey i dont understand
>>484582480bot broke
>>484581950
>>484582224>0.00001 $TSLA has been deposited to your account
MY lalaboy just finished leveling hi-*get slapped really hard mid-sentence**stifles sobbing as best he can because if he's too loud he knows he'll get slapped again*
post hrothgals
>>484582309That boss is literally just Titan from E4S from 5 years ago.
>>484582539characters always say the same shit no matter what dialogue you pick so it really makes sense for the WoL to just spout literal gibberish
>>484582484anal sex and anal creampie (respecfully done) to this cat
IM POGGING OUT!!!!!!IM BASEDJAKKING FOR DAWNTRAIL!!!!!
>>484582479The main dev has said that it's gonna take ~2 more weeks minimum since Square changed how gear files are pointed to in the code to facilitate dual-dye channels
>>484582416Chaos...
Wuk Evu is the best part of this expansion. Love that stupid nigga.
>>484582174oh no not off-putting behavior! If there was a real reason it mattered they'd be putting it front and center, it's so obvious that they're just on a power trip because they have no good reason to hide the beta access from players.
>>484582495They make good cocksocks
>>484582403Already pregnant after having sex with my malezen every day and night.
>>484582593she looks like she got stung by a bee lol
>kriles scene with her earring>gets cucked by Wuk Lamats nephew
>>484582331I guess this ones not strictly explicit, but certainly not blue board friendlyhttps://files.catbox.moe/0882wt.jpg
>>484582662me too????? no way???
An actual good take on the OF? Hell has really frozen over.
>>484582630she does. its just unintelligble muffled sounds, grunts etc. while she makes expressive faces and gestures
>>484582520Sex with this lala specifically
>>484582470>my head is over the ledge>start using me from both endsDT tier writing, good job
>>484582117haven't gotten one in forever, i debated on making my own but desu i can't top this (courtesy of a nice malera)
>>484582270he only has eyes for his deputy
>>484582726artist?
why does our WoL just sit on the sidelines watching civilians get mowed down then pretend they cant just do this instantly to their goo-goo gaga ass leader or any soldiersI understand now the people crying that their wol was uninvolved in the story this shit is just retarded, and the writer NEEDs to find a better reason then "fucking nothing" as to why the WoL or Scions cant intervene
this gear is cool and all, but I have to change my hair to stop the clipping and I have nothing else that goes with it.
>>484582774cool lala
>>484582759>hmm i must assess the validity of this "take"return to twitter
>>484582606Sae you've really got to stop this, shit is weird as fuck bro.
>Bought Dawntrail>Downloaded it>Don't have it within me to actually play itI think I'm done with FFXIV. There's too much time investment for the dogshit gameplay and mediocre story you get in return.
>>484582627
>>484582117
>>484582775nta but how would that prevent it? have erenville sit on her chest and fuck her face from there
>>484582812Your fault for being a shitty rabbit
>>484582567kinda but not reallythe key is still burrito for the staging (stg) branch, which is what they're using for the closed betathe apiX branch afaik was only intended for an earlier stage of the update for plugin devs only (X as in 10 as in api10), but it got shared around anyway cause who fucking cares
>>484582409it's azem's wineglass, bitch
>>484582759Krile is boring as hell and I wish she had not been in the expansion at all. Impossible to take seriously a lalafell in a cat ear hoodie wielding a paintbrush in combat.
We should've really gone into the final area alone with Krile.Wuk Lamat had no business being there.
>>484582593Cutest lala!
>>484581980Nobody in their right mind feels positively about her.
>>484582117I've got one cooking right now but the artist is playing DT too
>>484582804Dawizurd on X
>>484582720I love that little lizard nigga like you wouldn't believe
Anyone on EU up for some roulettes?>Leveling>MSQ
job that gives me these status effects?
>>484582717that's what happens if you don't eat them all
>>484583054monk in pvp
fiera eb... for my sunnie.......
>>484583054whm
>get hounded by a frontlines commander on the other team for the entire game>mutual understanding with an enemy alliance that the commander's alliance needs to loseand it's peak every time
>>484583054DNC
>>484582998>t. Wuk Lamat
>>484583054WHM, AST, SCH, or DNC
>>484582774looks utterly retarded, which is pretty run of the mill for lalas
>>484582738This can't be real, chaos is a dead dc. At this hour even more so.
I amA male elezen
>>484582759This expansion is currently 90% Wuk Lamant.When it should have been 40% Wuk Lamant, 30% Krile and 30% ErenvilleZone 4 should have been us meeting Erenvilles Mom, doing some quests with her. She then gets on the first train out of that zone like Wuk Lamat adoptive mother. So we actually grow semi attached to Erenvilles Mom and it's actually an emotional moment when we find out she's dead and we meet her in Living Memory instead of the bullshit crap filler we got.Zone 6 doesn't hit hard at all, because Krile basically had nothing to do this expansion. So when he moment came with zero build it, it just falls flat.
What is the sexist collar/necklace glam in the game?
>>484583054>no HORSED statusYawn
>>484582720Not only did the writers cuck Krile out of her moment they also created a plot-hole by doing so because why would her parents send her back with the earring, their motivation being "wanting to see her again some day," if the thing required royal access to even use in the first place? I genuinely cannot fathom why they made pointless narrative decision.
They've did itThose madlads actually did itPure kino
>>484582845Can I have your stuff?
>>484582117I can't draw humanoids or color at all
>>484582470the way you always use "cunt" in these feels like you're trying way too hard to be edgypretty hot otherwise though
>>484583183I'm also on Chaos, but I'm a male character.
>>484582117Recommend me a good artist to commission.
>>484582117>>484583123Stop spamming faggot
>>484583275>This is my life now.
>>484583209>>484582759I guarantee you there was a last minute rewrite for the second half of the MSQ and Krile will be involved more in the post-patch. Trust the plan.
>>484583295ended the way it started... so fucking poetic...
>>484582409free her
>>484583183ur not dreaming sis...
https://streamable.com/nl5pl7Me
>>484582893every day god punishes me for swapping off femra
So what was the point of a closed beta for dalamund? This shit is stable
>>484582174>>484582454why does he feel the need to make his profile picture look so imposingwhat a niggerfaggot lol
>>484582117only have some thread anon doodles but this was cute
>>484582887mhh, after some thought it might be possible,but you wouldnt get very far into the mouth/throat as the one working on your head cant go over the edge because center of gravity so they have to weirdly row in synch
>>484582117How many different Juri artist's on twitter have you comm'd? Seems to be 90% of your actually ok comms.
>>484583305I make sure to include it because one anon complained the last time I did not. I like misogynistic degrading (or degradation in general) so it suits me just fine but yeah I should think of more expressions to use.
>>484583356Your guarantee is worthless and nobody gives a fuck about Krile anyway.
>>484583325Chat GPT.
>>484582873cute
>>484582117Also>DRG friend excited to use Starcross>Starcross range is only 3y and is fucking awful to use in aoe because DRG aoe is rangedWhat the fuck was SE thinking?
>17 year old klutz who just overcame confidence issues and an inability to share her problems is leading my party of seasoned war veterans and lead scholars in their fieldniggas will say she ain't a Mary Sue though
>>484583483>>484582998Trying too hard sister.
>>484583054which fight is this
>>484583356Delusion. The fuckwit they have writing the msq clearly didn't give a fuck about anything except his furry self insert
>>484583473maybe it's different for americans, but it just takes me right out of the action
Do you modfags not have the patience to wait one week for plugins to come back
>>484583283i think the parents just hoped she'd be able to figure out the system in the unlikely event she made it there. it's not that it actually required royal access; plainly it didn't if her parents could use it. maximum clearance would override any security check though.
I know there's probably something after this but holy shit this trial was insane I can't wait to do extreme/minstrels or whatever
>>484583317What flavour of gay are you?>>484583378Woah, my old server... Is it already this late?
>>484583275
>>484581885you're the goat, thank you!God I hate gatekeepers in this game, thank you for kicking their shit in
If anyone was curious, you can in fact wear the Viper hood as a Viera.
>>484583447>had to bite my palm to not wake up my roommate with my laughterThank you for this anon
>two dawnservantswhat happens if they disagree
is this game fucking dead the dps expert roulette queue is worse than I've ever ever seen it on crystalis there just a severe glut of dps players
>>484583604The only plugins I care about are the ones that are for visual mods, so yes cause they're all broken as fuck atm.
>>484583638>Is it already this late?yes time is running out we need to meet RIGHT NOW
>>484582627i took my mask off for this. be respectful
>>484583325https://skeb.jp/@ilo_a5 decently cheaphas a good (eastern) art styleis a FGC faggot so they'll draw horny shit you ask for
*walks into public phone booth with the phone ringing**takes off sunglasses**picks up the phone*it's done.
>>484583651wtf...
>>484582841who
>>484583701the expansion added 2 new DPS jobs retard, what do you think
>>484583601I'm an ESL euro myself so can't say for sure. I'll make it better next time, just for you.
>>484583623Yeah I mean I guess you can handwave it like that, but it still is going to irritate me about that moment forever and it served literally zero purpose when she could have just had her own emotional spotlight moment there.
>>484583638>What flavour of gay are you?I like failed males.
>>484583701>doing the new experts on crystalThere's your problem. They are actually hard now.
>>484583696We cut them in half.
The moonie with the green eyes and dark hair that showed her woober, where you at
>You can either resolve the mechanic or just walk out of the arena and heal through the arena damage to resolve it
>make a cute as fuck character in the character creator>she's ugly as fuck in gameWhy is the game like this
WTF are you guys sure Viper is braindead? This shit is so confusing. Can someone explain to me how to play Viper?
Lmao the people that play on crystal have an average iq 40 points lower than the people that play on every other datacenter.They are clinical retards.
yotsuyu should have stepped on my balls before dying
>>484582215you need to clear the msq to get access to the ex trials right now, unless he's already pulling the boss then it's just a matter of him not poopsocking/skipping
>>484583696They fuck and whoever cums first loses the argument
>>484583775i thought it was stupid too, mostly because all the boy king stuff was stupid and pointless. just include a security pass in the earring and be done with it! it adds absolutely nothing to have a child with no understanding of anything that's happening hold a prop up to another prop to open a door he's not going to use.
>>484583904push the glowing buttons
>>484582520>>484581950>>484582484>>484583361fuckable, especially express
so whats the deal with materia IX?
>>484583904press the glowy buttons
>>484583701>literally everyone levelling pictomancer and viper>buhhh how come duh dps queue so long?
>>484583724oh so grape actually is a juri artist fag. good to know
>Gridanian food is canonically blandElf sissies not like this....
im a fmerar glub glub haha
>>484583904Go get 'em champ
>>484583716No can do tonight, sorry. I have to wake up in like 4 hours so I better catch some sleep while I can.>>484583776Lots of them around, take your pick bro.
>>484583361god i wanna plap thick brown femlalas (im a pasty white lalaboy)
>>484583904RPR's sole difficulty is maintaining it's damage down and timing it's burst well.All of these combos unironically h old on 2 buttons, except the 2 in the bottom.
>yet again
>>484583730GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
>>484582403>glllk gllk glluckr-really cute and the BEST Dawnservant...!>gllk gllk gllk
>Living Memory is a sweet new location>The story there revolves around you making it fuck ugly for the next four irl yearsWhat in the actual fuck was Yoshi thinking?
>>484583684you are welcome bro, i just couldnt help but think about the logistics
>>484583849But they're fixing that. You will solve the mechanic.
>>484583572the PCT experience
>>484584008i don't get the john madden meme
Val toes
Initially I thought it would turn out like>three dawnservants>Koana being reason>Zoraal ja being resolve>Lamat being some new shit like compassionwith zoraal jas butt buddy turning out to be the villain
>>484582627>>484582853>>484583719Do you like Hrothmen?
Yep.It's the hypno expansion.
>>484584015no worries rest well xaela anon....
>>484584056He's honestly too smart for the average XIV player
>>484583904for me it's2 2 2 1 1 1 1 2 1 1 1 2
>>484583904It only appears complicated, but it entirely lacks any real depthOnce you realize its all show and no bite it becomes very simple to understand Unironically its just reaper for tards
>>484582407I have a feeling that one day the dalamud dev goes the shade route and does something retard levels of stupid, it's pretty much guaranteed when it comes to XIV modding scene, there's just something special in it. But sadly we don't have a good replacement yet.
>>484583572me when i dont play tank, doing higher damage than dps mains
>>484583761>>484583976
how do i unlock the second half of guildhests, the wiki doesn't say anything
>>484581885AHAHAHA i love that Franz has a fit over this shit, actual retarded niggers
>giants>they're not giant
>>484583945He has cleared the story.He won't do hard content until addons are updated.He literally cannot do EXs without carry addons.
>>484582003this nigga mad
>Metacritic reviews>people say DT is "mixed" and worse than any other expansion>rate it a 9/10 anyway
>>484584206She looks like one of her eyes blew a blood vessel
>>484584149RAPE
>>484584137shoot your shot king
>>484584056You can get it back with ng+
>>484582415same sis
The writing in Dawntrail is starting to make me sad. Why is everyone well-spoken and generic? The cowboys, the native americans, the people in the city, they all sound the same. All the Scions are the same person. They're all literal NPCs...
Whoops I didn't check the thread for a few minutes so I missed several thousand posts and was like 5 threads behind.
>>484582627>>484582853>>484583719>>484584206ahem. RAPE!
>>484584029the game is literally mocking you
>Wuk Lamat's writing gets better in the second half>stuck with a shit voice actor that cant deliver the lines making them unbearable
Bros I'm in love with her... I wish she was in our party instead of Wuk Lamat... I wish I could go back in time and save her from dying in her reflection.
>>484583904Basic single target combo:>Use Dread Fangs to get your damage buff up, just follow the glowing buttons the game suggest, if it suggest two then pick one it doesn't matter>Now use Steel Fangs to get your haste buff up, again just follow the glowing buttons>If your damage buff is about to end, do the Dread Fangs combo againBasic AOE combo>Use Dread Maw for the damage buff>Now use Steel Maw for the haste buffOGCDs:>Dreadwinder is like a better version of your single target combo, but it's on a long cooldown and you have 2 stacks of it>Think of it like Machinists Hypercharge or Dark Knight Deliruim, you press the button and then you can press two other buttons>In Vipers case, you press Hunters Coil first for the damage buff, then Swiftskins Coil for the haste buff>Pit of Dread is the AOE version of this>You press it then press Hunter's Den for the damage buff, then Swiftskins Den for the haste buff>Pit of Dread and Dreadwinder share the same cooldown timer, so you can use one of each or use one of them twice in a row>Slither is your gap closer, you press the button you move to the enemy>Serpents fang, Twinblood and Twintail will light up when you either finish a combo or press a Dreadwinder/Pit of Dread button
>>484583701I'm a HealerI'm already pre raid BISI'm not doing Expert for 2 weeks.Have fun losing DPScuck, I'll be clearing EX2 100 times before they removee the Cheese.
this game is so fucking lonely
>>484584458the full party line stack is honestly easier to do than the cheese
My catgirl looks and acts like this
>>484584367they're literally us...
>>484583904my femezen would never
>>484584153Have a good night femraenon. I'll find you to put my purple feet on your face eventually.
>>484584056they were thinking about the short term narrative over the long term gameplay
>>484584439>>484583960>>484583972>>484584008>>484584025>>484584173>>484584178Thanks bro!
>>484584434>kino scenes>wuk ruins every single one of them
>>484584367Still better than WoW. Have you seen the state of retail?
bros what happened to materia?
NO NEGATIVITY IN THE DOJOGIVE FFXIV A GOOD REVIEW ON METACRITIC
>>484581962it's the voice isn't it?
>Doing Final Trial>Boss is quite fun>This person called Wuk Lamat appears from nowhere and starts deleting the bossHow do I report this person. Trials are supposed to be 8 man. How did a 9th player hack into my instance and cheat so they deleted the boss.
>am told to shoot my shot>shoot my shot>get called a sexpest and a creepI see now. The winning move was to never play
still beating that you with a bag of brickshttps://youtu.be/slECbgM-KYY?si=FceBdw7-mwZSoMAM
>>484584180idk, goat seems pretty level-headed from what (little) i've seen. he also mentioned in the same conversation where franz posted that that they're NOT gonna make it harder to access the beta, as some people suggested, and that if anything they'll just make it clearer that it's a beta build and thus potentially unstablealso dalamud has the benefit of having a number of devs who can keep each other in check rather than just 1 retard with power
New Battle Pass don't forget to do your Daily Frontlines!
>>484584568the biggest tranny-bait character since Bridget
brapnight everyo onr
>>484584604They didn't mention wow at all in their post, what is with this anti-wow autism tribalism? Stop bringing up that shit game
i trans nigger heat femra
>>484584434all i can hear is krile when she opens her mouth and it makes me mad
>>484584604people don't play wow for the story
um why is there a gap in the mountain's side?
>>484584676depends heavily on what "shooting your shot" entailed anon
>>484584469yeahive been lonely in this game since 2016a lot of people are shit desu
Wait so they reduced Gunbreakers combo down to one button but didn't do the same thing for red mage?
>>484584543What the fuck are you on about.You sit at the edge of the arena and do nothing with the cheese.
>>484584056i assume we're going to fix it later because it's a convenient doorway to another world.
>>484584719meds
>>484584779i got horny
>>484584763Wait does Krile's VA voice her too? lmao
>>484584779graphics update, please understand
>>484584604This is not what it is about FAGGOTI don't care about the state of wow, I'm not a wowfugee obsessed with playing the best MMO, I just want the XIV story to be good
>>484584676verily anticipating this thank you..
How do we feel about hrothgals now that the dust has settled
>>484584676How fucking Bad and retarded are you to be perceived as a Creep holY shit, just ask how was her day and repeat for a month and AT some point its good
>ALC is the most cancerous to level it's ever beenFUCK
>>484584779There are a bunch of those around.QA team getting sloppy?
Robert Dawntrail Jr
>>484584719Bridget isn't trans we have been over this you jew
Krile Baldesion is...
>>484584798ive been playing for 6 years and ive only made 1 friend who quit everyone on this game is either retarded or a pinterest woman or both
I was mistaken, I did not make a ff14 fwen
>>484584432JPN
>>484584882Uglier than femroes have not seen a single attractive one yet both players and npcs
>>484584895huh shit was easy
>>484584134when i saw you could bring zoraal ja to the first trial i thought he'd get redeemed and bakool ja ja would be the one to go mad but it ended up being the other way around
>>484584882Not as bad as the males, still abominations.
>>484584928unappreciated in Dawntrail!
lightbros...i fucking hate you guys
>>484584882So half assed that I immediately fanta'd back after I was waiting for years to make one. Even with the low standards I expected after the other hroth and Viera customization they still managed to make it so much worse and they have huge issues like their wide shoulders completely fucking up how armor scales and giving them fucking massive shoulderpads.
>>484584725Good night sniffercat
>>484585021so true come to chaos.... we're much cooler...
Did Zoraal Ja fuck Sphene?
Behold, the best scene in the Dawntrail MSQ
>>484584367writing and characters so shitty it made me skip even though I ate up ARR and stormblood no problemo
>>484584367you now understand how japanese writing actually is.
>>484584206May I plap?
anons, whats a good way to make gil?
>>484585069SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>484585021Okay Falke. Go get Blacked, Horsed, and Reverse-Colonized like the good little snowbunny you try so hard to be
>>484583054red mage
>>484582117I should level warrior up to 100 at some point, I miss not thinking.
>>484584901no,haha :-Dhardly working:-D
Guys...I don't know whether to be a WAR or PLD for the DT story...
>>484585108Selling tight Lala bussy
I wish I knew how to color so I could draw my WoL
>>484585059i wish shadow was real
>>484584283Took you this long to realize that the numbers mean nothing? To the masses 5-6 is the worst thing ever, when it's just the fucking middle point/average.
>yawntrail still mixeddamn. yoship fucked up.
>>484585059no don't come to chaosthey're not wanted here
>>484585069>flat texture ps3 model armpits
>>484584928a worthless whore
>>484584123Old feral druid meme from WoW
>>484585069MLEM!
>just realized that demi-ozma doesn't show Baldesion Arsenal anymore because we pulled the plug on Krile's parents
>>484584928HORSED
>>484585108i made my fortune in coerthas central highlands with botany and mining
>>484584928>pre-expansion patch has krile lamenting that she's deadweight and she vows to start pulling her own weight starting from now on>she doesn't do anything in dawntrail
>>484584331I am borderline retarded, bad at the game, will bug you for roulettes, and make cute and/or lewd gposes of us together. Also, I am on Aether and unwilling to move.
>>484585195ong I wish i could draw that shit is hard>you’ve seen it
So the most important thing about Sphene…Squirter or Cream Team?
lalaboys are kinda thick
>>484585108Send out subs in your FC. Roulette and treasure hunts + gems/nuts early if you can't afford an FC. Profs if you want to spend the time, especially before each tier.
>>484585021o-oh :(
>>484585021Chaos is dead and full of french, its the less bad option
>>484585272Is that jacket in-game actually, its pretty nice
>>484582409strange, the wineglass part doesnt look like it was amde by the ancients, just the rock in the middle.
>>484585108Give it to me (I will give it back in a month doubled)
rava exclusive sidequest where erenville pumps babies into you (no gender lock)
first the fundoshi, now the fucking BDSM getup. i am going to kill whoever is putting this shit in the base game with a rock
>>484585108Do the tedious shit that gets you tradable materials that are hard to get, or use that material to make something boring to craft.
>this stupid upbeat song while sphene talks about how it's okay to eat peoplewhy
>>484584367I can actually help answer this. The expansion was written by a team of 5 to 10 Japanese authors, then translated by a team of 10 english people. Essentially, every line of dialogue has the potential to be written by like 20 combinations of people. If chaos were left to its own devices, then character voice would be ALL OVER THE PLACE, maybe somebody would write a very good cowboy accent, then another translator would just suck at that and write their dialogue normally, resulting in inconsistency. To avoid this, what most games do is just have a very strict style guide to make it consistent across everyone, and this results in very bland, formal, "correct" dialogue being shared across all speakers. It sucks and is very common in the current era of translations coming out at the same time as the JP, resulting in huge teams needing to rush to get it out in time. It sucks but that's how it is. Actually writing a bunch of character voices and keeping it consistent takes one singular, skilled writer working; you can't effectively do it with a huge team of shitters.
>>484584763>Krile's VA voiced a new character more than she actually voiced Krile in the expansion where "Krile plays a big part"LMAO
>>484584732I can see that you're an expansion tourist."Still better than WoW" is a common phrase/meme here. You should try lurking more.
>>484585195Take the greyscale pill
I really like the side quests in Living Memory. The whole zone is a bit corny but at least it feels sincere and doesn't demonize the citizens themselves.
>>484585345She on the squirt squad no DOUBT
>>484582726Holy, do you like dt malera?
>>484585479TL;DR
>>484585282wait what...what the FUCK
>brb someone knocking
They killed the dog on family guy.
>>484584802Thank God. RDM is already so simple, if the melee combo was just literally the same button 6-7 times in row I wouldn't touch it.
Solar Bahamaut was the biggest red herring, next to Le Scions are le fighting!?
>>484585282That doesn't make any sense.
>>484585282How does that make any sense
i am a femrawho has been drinkingi am very dizzy and sttruggle to write this properly
>>484585485'm not, and Its a stupid meme you guys have been parroting for ages like dumbass children
>>484585332Dawntrail was her expansion. She is playing the poster job, it's all about her and her backstory. This was her moment and it was taken from her, she will never be relevant again. She's going to be Y'shtola-level next expansion.
>literally unleashes an ancient evil terror upon the land>suffers 0 (zero) consequencesHe won
>>484585437wait till they release demonboy nightclubbing suit shit looks like some hot topic homestuck cosplay
>>484585479thanks anon. its a good explaination.
>>484585689hi fellow femra i wish i was drunkhow is your evening going
>>484585563nta but to make sure everyone hits their deadlines and things translates correctly they basically write everyone as "standard" as they can, meaning way less personality
>>484585282>>484585567its just some kinda stage now, what does it mean?
>>484585084tranny detected
>>484585653>>484585686Speedreaders and skippers shouldn't be allowed to post here
>>484585282wtf who asked for this and better yet who fuckin CHANGED THIS
>We should be careful. The other claimants might try to take our starburst candies by force. >Anyway, let's split up!
I'm only lvl 94 and am already tired of leves for gatherers.. but the rest of the ways are horrible. there's fuck all unspoiled collectables pre100 this time around, just 2(1 per gatherer) every half hour
>>484584882disappointing enough that i don't wanna play one despite resubbing specifically for them
what is the most nigger coded ff14 race?
>>484584802It gets even worse>RDM melee single target combo is three different skills on three different buttons>RDM melee aoe combo is three different skills on one button
>>484585778It's the pocket dimension from weeping city. It's probably a mistake.
>>484585759i am leveling fishingi dislike fishing2 more levels
>>484585108criterion dungeon mounts
>>484585621>Le Scions are le fighting!?Buy yoshi said scions are divided not fighting he didn't lie it was your imagination making a story you wanted to see :^^^^^^^^^)
>forgot I was in queue for leveling and went around the house doing chores>went back to pc 20 min later>queue pops up the second I sitBitch im HIM
>>484585865you shouldnt have to suffer like that.... do something fun instead!
>>484583701Smartest DPS monkey.
>>484585689wanna fuck?
>>484584604Nope WoW won
>>484585816manuals + fc buff + spiritbonding potion + spiritbonding scroll and get to work WAGIE
>>484585282has to be a glitch, probably with the visual update or maybe they didn't want spoilersbut if they retcon BA to be a fucking endless thing that is giga cringe
>>484585740>the chinmy fucking sides
>>484585613they cant do that, you have to decide if you want to flare or holy on a sidenote, why is grand impact aoe weaker than accel normal impact?doesnt make it look very grand if im honest
>>4845833564 months until the first patch to address this bullshit.
You will NOT mess with the Final Fantasy XIV community. You picked the WRONG community to fuck with, pal. We are legion, we do not forgive and we do not forget. Expect us.
>>484585926if i have all gatherers leveled i can throw away old gatherer gearalso aethersand is necessary otherwise the kikes from market board will make me pay a lot of money>>484585932thats hella gay no thanks
>>484585971>XxGoonerKingxX
>>484585497Man despite my complaints about the MSQ the writing still does come through a lot and I remember why I like this game so much.
>>484586061who the hell are those people
https://youtu.be/aXCM0lZxh4U?t=30
>>484585865DT fishing? What are you doing to level it sis?
Why after the city attack don't we call Estinien/Thancred/Urianger to assault the Dome?I'm not saying Krile/The Twins/Erenvile isn't a strong team comp, but maybe we can bring the A team instead of the bench players?
haha lole
I WILL smooch a hrothgal
holy shit project moon reference!??!?!?!
Male midlander, catboy, or lalaboy? Which should I fanta to?
>>484586137because... because we just can't, okay?
>>484586061Hate these retards and hate that nigger chinkoid Groomz. Simple as.
>>484585612Again?
>>484586061hardcore xiv fans are seriously some of the most deranged fandoms
>>484586141>programming referenceMore trans representation in DT, massive W.
>>484583305He's using it because I complained about it last time. Based anon, he's listening to our complaints!>>484583473I've jokingly complained about it because I thought it was funny that you did almost the same sequence again, almost everything identical but the word was missing.You don't actually have to keep using it, it was mostly a gag (no pun intended), please feel free to change it and write how you like it.
>>484586137Don't think about it too hard.
HOWDY BITCH
>>484584206>>484586159>>484583719>>484582853Report to the Bozjan front
>>484586286i love you
>>484585740bakool ja ja is simply too based basedtruly the best character in the expansion, perhaps in the entire game
>>484585169nta but to who?
>>484585991I don't have any manuals for gather/crafter exp... and my fc hasn't put any up.. Can you easily buy them from somewhere? Or are they locked behind rng squadron missions
>>484585612poochie... no..
>>484583447phenomenal post
>Don't have a group of friends to play with anymore>Ask guildies to play the game and they don't answer back>Guy I'm interested in doesn't seem to share the same amount of interestYep, I guess it's another solo expansion boiss
>>484586331nah I'll be fanta'ing off so I wont have too
>>484586159My wife...
>have to spam true north for every dungeon bossAs a viper main this is annoying
>we only eat bananas and refuse to move to the capital>hundreds of children must die
>>484586347I'll forgive him the moment he knots me
>>484586137Estinien, Thancred and Urianger are too busy adventuring and living their best lives.
>>484586390I mean, it's Final Fantasy XIV. What did you expect? It's not a multiplayer experience like WoW.
>>484586390solo expansions are the best cause you can get back to other games quicker that way
>>484586408Yeah, bosses are stupid finicky and dashing around constantly, uptime is dogshit... Not to mention positionals.
>>484586365you can get the 2m manuals from purple scrips, they're like 30 scrip a piece. as for the rest yeah unless you harass them for the buff, squadron only :(
>>484586137Counterpoint: the star player capable of contending with cosmic threats is already going into the dome, it makes more sense to have the A team focused on the task of protecting citizenry.
>>484586427this shit doesn't make sense to meif GJJ was a blessed child then why the fuck is that area still like that?
>>484586335https://youtu.be/FNPH_smubW4?si=MrbHsvZ9UfidCaomAwaken my meowsters
>>484586141not in the original japanese btw. yet another "joke" inserted by the localization team
>>484584123Madden was a football announcer who towards the end would get drunk and draw too many arrows on the screen that were seemling random to show people what players were going where.
>>484584206DO YOU LIKE MALE MIDLANDERS?!?!??!?!?
>>484585546What does DT mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4lkg-vdsgY
if i wanted to do criterion dungeons, should i put on my end of EW 660 bis or can i just sync down my new AF gear and be fine
>>484584206do you like fiddies
>>484586237I hate the normie xiv community so much it's unreal>We love xiv! But we also hate anime and all things japanese and are very critical of any japanese tropes like fanservice >We're a very welcoming and friendly community! But don't tell me to use my AOE combo or I'll fucking report you>ALPHINAUD IS ONLY 17 YEARS 363 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 MINUTES 59 SECONDS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>484586439...do lizards have knots?
>>484583696Won't happen because Wuk Lamat suffers from Naruto syndome, everything she does and/or suggests ends up being accepted and working for god knows what reason
>>484586591Dont coddle the zoomer you reddit fuck
>>484586607darn tootin
>>484586607dawntrail
I really wanted to do things with my friends this expansion, but I haven't been invited to do anything yet. I guess it's over since I've seen them together a few times now
>>484586159I'm thinking rape
Why would people do roulettes when they can just do fates and farm ranks and gemstones? all at the same time
>>484582853she has very pretty eyes, and a nice style>>484583719shes pretty and feral>>484584206amazing screenie!>>484586159she looks handsome, classy
>>484586571>メガ・パイソンNo wonder the japanese complain about not getting any fun things like whatever was going on in the ishgard restoration items
>>484586439he's a lizard, not a dogstupid one-head
>getting instant queues even at 4 am as a healermaybe the strike is good
>>484586518Pretty sure the new worlders don't know about wols god killing and star saving habits, to them you are just a competent adventurer.
>Wuk Lamat: Um... You want to explore together?NO!!!!! FUCK OFF AND GIVE ME A MOMENT'S PEACE!!!!!
>>484586137They're busy.
I am a moonie who has come to realize sunnie superiority
>>484582117also janny fears the power of One Way@Balmung
>>484586491Thank god viper can triple weave with true north
>>484586710realistically you'll only get a job or 2 from fate spamming unless the exp is insane now? either way it took me 5 days of maybe frontline + leveling roulette and whatever else had healer/dps in need to get to 100.
>>484583447PEAKsevenkneelposts like these are why I still bother to come on this board
malezens owe me sex
>>484586137no need for that
>>484582224isn't that faggot like 56, why does he give a shit
>>484586762The original intent was "mega python". If they wanted to insert a stupid programming joke, they would have. The "localizers" do not respect the original writing
>>484586653How dare you question me?! I thought we we're going to be best friends!! *gaslights you to high heaven* *beats you with positive negativity*
>>484586826>Speak to Wuk Lamat again :3
why am i comforting these citizens? why do I have to do this? Why can I go take the fight to the robots? Can't some elected town official do this fucking shit?
>we will never get a The Old Republic trailer-style cutscene of Gaius and Estinien fighting Zenos in the throne roomYeah, I'm thinking I'm just gonna kill myself
>>484586571Do I have to tap the sign about levequests and all the joke item descriptions again?
Ok I understand how to play Viper now in both PvE and PvP.It seems like a lot of work for very little reward. I don't think I'll continue to play Viper.
>>484586846nah i did a full zone worth of fates and only got slightly under two levels on my WAR
>>484586571Could have been a lot worse I guessThe old team would make it a penis joke
Whoa.
>>484586895giwtwm imagine getting gaslit and abused by a c@girl...
Its over...the east has fallen....this game is finally gay.
>>484586450It wasn't like this before
>>484585479it would help if the jp writers did more to create distinct voices in the first place instead of their usual reliance on stock character types who always talk in predictable ways in worlds where everyone speaks plain modern standard japanese.
>>484586893maybe the soulless matter-of-fact bugman writing isn't worthy of respect
>>484586653ive been here since hw and I genuinely despise the larger xiv communitythey are obnoxious, a lot of bad people who pretend to be holier than thou or who preach ad nauseum about xiv and yoshi-pno criticism allowed, it has to be a positive hugboxwasting time of others is fine but don't you dare waste mine
>>484586591Holy shit is that why the games are called madden? I thought that was like the name of the league
>>484586902>Wuk Lamat: Ugh, a crossroads already? This place is too much... I've no idea where I should go...IT'S JUST TWO FUCKING DIRECTIONS AND YOUR CITY IS WAY MORE COMPLICATED!!!!!!!!!!!
>>484586698i swear if i see another one of these posts as im about to go to sleep and cant play with the posters
>>484586390may I plap?
>>484586981So did Baldo react to this post or not?
>>484586846what do u mean? I went from 90-94 in 3 hours I think? spamming fate in all instances
>>484586981Can't believe that people fall for this ragebaiting shit.
>>484586698>picThis hits home so hard...
>>484584206DC N EB STATUS MA'AM?ARE YOU + OR -
>>484586925choking re to death
When you think about it Estinien got paid a fortune for an unfinished duel but we did all this shit and all we got from it was an Alpaca
>>484586872I chose option 3
>>484587050haha she's so quirky I love her
>>484586941>The Old Republic
>>484587023this guy and otis were my favorite part about dawntrail
>>484587047No, he was an actual guy who coached NFL.
>>484587114I thouggt they were still supposed to be pissed about black samurais, trans mario ghosts and women in 40k, it really is a perpetual outrage machine. Seems exhausting desu.
>>484587023sweetest little guy i've ever seen6/10 to 10/10 expansion because he exists
>>484582403...voiced by a fucking amateur MALE and sounds like a MALE. What a sad note to go out on, Square.
>>484586676Is this pit meme gaining popularity suddenly ?
>Tribal society full of peace lovers>Futuristic society willing to do human sacrificesWow flipping the script really makes stereotypes refreshing huh guys
>>484587171That's pretty good given the age
>>484582117>the repliesYou guys are actually all just trannies, huh?I thought it was a meme.
>>484587249I hope he doesn't get written out due to Wuk's mixed reception.
How many solo instances were there in DT?How many of those solo instances were we fighting a 2 headed Mamool Ja?
>LVL 98 skill>+5 sec to your mit skill
>>484587109huh that's not too bad! i couldn't stomach doing it, i've been sick of fates since farming the piss out of them for atmas in ARR but hey you get them bicolor gems buddy hell yeah
>>484587281did you forget the bit where the tribal society let 1000s of babies day in a eugenics program
>>484587335How new are you lmao
>>484587281>futuristic society of evil murdererswhite people>tribal societygood people who are colored
LALABOYS!
>>484587249I wanna hug him so much
>>484583535>SE>thinking
>>484586251Sure thing! I write these for my own enjoyment if an occasional anon likes them I do want to please them too. That particular wording was getting old though, I didn't even include the barrel sucking (or boot licking) this time.
>>484586535>if GJJ was a blessed child then why the fuck is that area still like that?The land is just shit and radioactive, he can't really do anything to fix that without outside aid to find other crops that can grow there. All the sensible Mamool Ja moved into the other settlements after the people were united as one nation.Everyone still living in Mamook wants to live somewhere else with better farmland and sunlight, BUT also hate the other races and want to live in seclusion more. Fuck them
>>484586676
>>484587378oh yeah, im crafting as well so fates is just too good for me to skip
>>484584945i can't stand her jp voice either. incredibly generic and irritating. there is no winning move here.>>484584432no it doesn't, and she's further burdened by not needing to be there at all but still totally taking over the story despite being explicitly totally out of her depth.
>>484587335worse, i'm a biohole
what's a good job for a femlala who likes to be called a good girl and constantly seeks approval and validation from others unironically ......
>>484584464I WANT TO EAT HER PUSSY SO FUCKING BAD, IT'S NOT FAIR!
>>484587241People like to be angry, and it fuels both sides. Gives the people making the decisions that ragebaiters bloat into bigger deals than they are exposure, and it gives the ragebaiters clicks/followers/etc. Then other people retaliate against the angry people, feeling like it gives them the moral highground by buying the products, thus giving the suits making these decisions money, thus perpetuating the cycle. People have too much time on their hands.
who's joining our biker gang
>>484587485i'm more talking about the "kill 100 babies to make 1 specil kid" thing
>>484587407Just popped in from the catalog to say hello."Hello".
why do people praise everkeep's music it sounds like shit
>>484587323>That's pretty good given the ageMetal Gear Solid 4 came out 3 years earlier than ToR.
>>484586698>someone talks to you for 5 minutes>make shit first impression>”WHY DONT THEY TALK ANYMORE????”
>>484587359could be big if you get to cover 2 aoes in an ultimate or something like that with the increased duration of reprisal.
>>484587347>Father randomly shows up>Becomes King because>Forces you to militarise>Forces you to invade some other Nation>Lose>He Spergs out>Sends robot army to kill your family and friends>He gets defeated>His Son is now your KingWhy? Fuck you that's why. Deal with it.I swear we're just gaslighting the Alexandrians
>>484587569pedo gang*
>>484587347same, he's cute
>>484587537dc and eb status? Also Dancer or Astro.
>>484587569I could, but I don't know if I'm cool enough
>>484587569putting something in your gasoline to make you explode
>>484587261>suddenlythat middies pits have been in the hall of fame for a long time
i giggled, it doesn't get old
>>484586190if you're trying to be hot, catboy
>>484587595MGS4 also isn't an MMO
>>484587687LOL GEROLT!
>>484587023>>484587249>>484587446
>>484587428Smooching both of this boys.
>>484587656crystal, no eb...will my party members really like me if I play astro...?
>>484586710fates are fucking boringdungeons are at least fun especially because the DT ones are so good
>>484587753daed man talking
>>484587638was this expansion written by a groyper? This sounds like some great replacement black cuck fetish writing.
>>484587753Boss, you killed a child!
>>484587787asts always get my comm if they card me
i ama gay hrothgar
>>484582484rape
Remember when people thought Arcadion was going to take place inside of a computer simulation?
>>484587171That's why I said trailer anonIn case you don't know, for some reason they kept making these insane high fidelity 5 minute short stories for their trailers. They have fucking nothing to do with the game (I guess some characters from them are in the game) and I don't know why they keep doing them but they always look great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bmsNa9GOR0Naturally, the actual game looks fucking terrible, but that's not what I'm asking for.
should I fanta to him
>>484587534do you like miera?
>>484587847AMAZING! MISSION COMPLETE! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE BOSS!
>>484587847Amazing work, boss! This is why you're the best!
>>484587787Astro gets the comm if she gives me card. Will also pet cute lalafell. What races do you like for an eb? Asking for a friend
>>484587859remember when people were thinking it was all just ascians again?
>>484587740>MGS4 also isn't an MMOSo?MMO's don't have any excuse for having shit cutscenes. FFXIV came out in 2013 too and it had cutscenes a lot less shit than ToR.
>yap yap yap yap yapyap yap yap yap yapThe one thing that kills the pacing of this MSQ is that every time we find a new place we have to spend at least an hour "getting to know them". This isn't a bad idea in theory but for example when you go to Living Memory you just finished the Zarool trial and then you get your job artifact armor and it feels like you're ready to go finish the fight so to speak. And then you end up riding gondolas and having like 12 therapy sessions with namikka, cockhuia, etc.The msq continually robs itself of momentum and this is probably part of why it gets flak.
>>484582224are you jokingFFXIV has been "woke" since ARR
They need to add company chest to the ''Search Item'' list
I wish I could marry Sphene..
>>484587656Are you saying I can't also get this if I play scholar and gnb...
>>484587638yeah they sure glossed over that, didn't they>oh, you've had a monarchy with a specific ruling dynasty for centuries?>well now you have a lizard you've never heard of and a foreigner who killed your queen is regent and also his sister
>>484587534my condolences
>>484582117I'm considering commissioning an action pose drawing with the VPR glam.
>permanently alter the way everyone's character looks>introduce le new world but take the easy way out and reskin a bunch of existing beast races (none of these will ever be playable btw)>get femhroth which is about as much of a meme as male hroth and in 1 month they will be played by 0.2% of the playerbase (Reminder that the first expansion the game ever got introduced both genders of a race that to this day is still one of the most played races)>spend the main story babysitting an annoying autistic child and collecting boar penises in south america so she can win a contest (we took a spaceship to the edge of the universe and killed an all powerful cosmic being right before this btw)>expansion themed around exploration and adventure, not allowed to go on any adventures unless the autistic child is with youHoly cannoli thanks yoshi for this delicious helping of feces! Yum yum yum! You are a GENIUS! MHMMMMMM YUM YUM YUM YUMMY!!!!!
>>484587753I honestly think this is the quote of the expansion. Good scene.
Skill speed needs to be completely removed when they are now designing the entire game around 2 minute windows
>>484588027SEX
>>484586190This expansion proved that catboys are hot
>>484587972Of course you can, it's just the most supportive jobs so you might make someone extra happy so they'll be kinder.
What's the throwup animation? Is it anamesis?
>>484588027sloppa
>>484588045>Reminder that the first expansion the game ever got introduced both genders of a race that to this day is still one of the most played races)huge mistake, malera should never have been made
is that midriff pictomancer outfit real?
>>484588045They introduced a whole new beast race though but okay.
>>484588027artist?
Okay wait, so...not only is Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail the most popular MMO of all time with over 30 million players, it's also the third most critically-acclaimed expansion of all time with almost 90% approval? AND it lets you celebrate your tolerance by drooling over Wuk Lamat? Surely the other MMOs don't stand a chance after this! Take that, ArenaNet and Bethesda. Your days are finished.
>>484588163L M?
>>484588203It's the AF set dingus
>>484586698>frecklesfemanon (female) cute
>>484583447holy fuck his legsI'm going to die here, in this place, on this board
>>484588203its the 99 af set
when does it become too late to find a hagwife EB
>>484588179Not this time, silly billy.>>484588227A personal non-xivger friend.
>>484582520the only decent commission posted, holy shit
>>484588305neverthere's an abundance of hags on this game
>>484588260why am i a dingus :(
You guys told me this expansion was dying why isn't it dying?
How do I make friends again?
>>484587740I don't get why people think all MMOs have to have enormous budgets and teams working on them but at the same time think it's not reasonable to expect them to look good. Neither of these statements are true, let lone together.
>>484588227DALLE
>>484588083that was already known. it just made it super clear so blind people and dead grandmas would also know, both irl and diegetically.>be alexandrian>something happens>holy shit all these turbohot catboys are running around town now
>>484588380cause they said it was the af set when pictomancer was announced
I hate lalafell and wish all lala players an unhappy please set yourself on fire.
Femra sistersPlease remember to take your daily shower!Also please dont talk to anyone under the age of 18!
>>484588083His face is good, but have you seen his slutty exposed thighs? Haaah... It's so good... This area was made for fujoshi.
>>484587569I'll bring the Potato Gang to justice... dead or alive.
>>484588375
>>484588356where...
>>484588398Because I like the expansion and my opinion is the only one that matters.
post from fr*aking pictomanseur glams
>>484588045no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! youre brown!!!!!!!!!! you just are okay!!!!!! I would rather choke on wuk lamat's shit than have to read a single sentence lyse shits out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
something crossed my mind and i hate itwhat if they meant to send half of the scions to xak tural early and have them get hit by the dimension merge, resulting in a 30 year timeskipthat would be an easy excuse for the twins to grow up, maybe get rid of some of themmaybe they came up with this concept but the narrative overseer saw that and probably said it was too risky and they backed out
>>484587954These people are cultural tourists. Final Fantasy has been a gay series since at least 7.
ive been playing dawntrail all week and im still not at the "good" part with armpit wife and tron city
I kinda wanna make a femezen alt after I finish the MSQ
>>484588439>pet'me telling others not to speak to underageb&funniest post of this expansion so far
>>484588439Daily showers are a psyop by big pharma to sell you soap, do not trust them!
i am... a femroe....who is stuck on dynamis.......
>>484588083every expansion should have a handsome face 2 catman in it. perhaps even every cutscene.
wtf is going on with urqopacha? I'm gold-ranking FATEs and it's not counting towards progress.
>>484585727>Dawntrail was her expansion.
>>484588630I am a miqo'teWho kissed a femroe yesterday
Oh no hes' hot...
>>484588630Me too swys.. .t. Maleroe
>>484582224Yoshi P says hit the bricks, bigots
>>484588678
>>484588721Actual gigachad.
>>484588513Why are so many people fixated on the twins growing up when they're supposed to be your younger sibling figures
>>484588439>>>>>>daily showeroof
>>484588398>literally cant get into the game when 2.0 came out>literally cant get into the game when 3.0 came out>4.0>5.0>6.0, still cant get in during launch>7.0, in within 10 seconds
>>484582224>>484587253I now understand why Genshit is winning. At least they don't subject us to the profound faggotry of self-proclaimed-mentally-ill localization teams that pander to 10% or less of the game's playerbase. Fucking...start over, and give us just one well-written Lisa to get the ball rolling again.
>>484588721Did he and Gulool....yknow...?
>>484588823how do you reconcile this with them repeatedly saying "yeah we're adding a shitton of servers and doing other stuff so the queues won't be as bad in 7.0"
>>484582805because you can't save everyone and the guards and mercenaries have shit handled while you go to find where the leader is in the palace to actually do something to stop the invasion and destruction. getting distracted doesn't help matters.
>>484588823>playing on a third world DC
>>484588721>>484588792>gets offscreen killed>livesking shit
>>484588708lol
>>484588882they spitroasted Cahciua
>>484588853Genshit is literally a homo game bro
Can 1 tank please queue up Origenics!
>>484588853Paimon's VA is nonbinary lmao
>non-warrior tank wastes everyone's time failing to solo a dungeon boss from 20% hp episode
>>484588439i only take one every 3 months
>>484588924Nice cope. Aether is almost no queue on primetime now.
>>484588453sorry for unrelated post but which miera were you before you became a khagan?
>>484588935that was one of the dumbest story moments
>>484588764And now doing one progressed it by 3.WTF?
>>484588823Brother every region got a whole ass new DC, better servers and the ability to change DC to a dump DC like Dynamis, shadow or even Meteor for JP.
>>484582805Yo bwo. I come from the futuure.
>>484588935I swear man I thought that was supposed to be foreshadowing of him being a cyber zombie too, but he just recovered being slashed by Zoraal Ja from behind with no injuries whatsoever.
>in pure hell trying to find things to craft on ALC>almost everything requires bicolor gemstone mats>tfw clicking on Magnesia Whetstones
>>484588203more importantly, why is the male pictomancer midriff censored when there is literally male midriff armor handed out by the same vendor?
>>484588083>face 2 catboy and southern accent stocks shot to the mooncatbros we're so back this is our time
>>484588853lol oook censorship impact
Just realized I'll never be able to draw my WoL in a cool way because I'm not Japanese
I ama gay catboythat is leveling up a healer just so he can wear the 96 gear
my femezen turned out dark-skinned.......
>>484589067because square enix hates faggots even though you buy that shit up. rightfully so too.
>>484589082this face 2 catboy has a southern accent...?
>>484588045Don't forget>the new races are still not finished (it's been years)>no new emotes, 2 hairstyles but one of them is just an existing one remixed>even more equipment models reused as rewards, some still not dyeable, despite being coming in an expansion that was supposed to launch with 2 dye channels>the said dye channels were probably automated for 90% of the gear and are borderline nonexistent on half the stuff (not that much of the stuff got that second channel in the first placeKino
>>484588984You can just say DRK btw.
tick tock tourists
>>484582224>king shit grifter got word of thisfor fucks sake can the actual tourists leave and not destroy any conversation around the MSQ?>>484586883he's in his 60s
>>484588708Wuk Lamat apologists are in SHAMBLES after this one.
>>484582117Any piece of media that contains a male midlander is artwork unto itself.
>>484588974popped!
>randomly starts talking about killing her brother near her nephew>OH NO HOW COULD THIS BE HE LISTENED INalright maybe she is retarded beyond all reason
>>484589182could you please upgrade to femhroth already
>>484589182are you counting down a big shit for a diapy change?
I can't believe Estinien, Thancred, and Urianger all died off screen during the attack...
>>484589189He'll get distracted by some other video game shit within a week. Imagine saying this shit went woke now when SB exists, he's just outting himself as a moron.
heres your dawnpromises btw
>yea bro we made this macguffin and this earring that acts as a key to the door>huh? you want to use it to open the door? oh well you have to be the blood relative of this one guy that we never met before>what do you mean it doesn't make sense? it's perfectly fine
>>484589242Who's the femra on the bottom middle?
>>484588853>genshit out of nowhere
>>484589090Those were not censored, you are given both outfits with them and can switch at will.
>>484589060He feels so unnecessary to the story. He comes back and says "Zoraal Ja had the jump on me because I was off my guard, or I wouldn't really messed him up!" Shut the fuck up, dude, you're an ancillary character.
>>484589236
Half these MSQ quests talk about food and shopping. This is really boring. Why did they let a woman write this?
>[22:15]You obtain a rarefied windsbalm bay leaf . x5>[22:16]The effect of Revisit has restored 1006 GP and granted 8 integrity to the gathering point.>[22:16]You obtain a rarefied windsbalm bay leaf . x9i think i came
>>484589163>tranny only cares about emotes, hairstyles (that xhe wont even use anyways), and glamours (that xhe wont even use anyways)
Bro's really shilling Genshin
>>484589236TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>484588438I love lalafell and wish around 25 percent of lala players an unhappy please set yourself on fire.
>Second Lifer transbian is calling people touristsEl Oh El
>>484589242Cute
>>484582117imagine the smell
>>484589242cutenose
>>484589367Not for cutscenes>>484589407A woman wrote ShB newcutie
>>484589064>almost everything requires bicolor gemstone matsBro your combat retainers?
>>484588439>legendary sexpest telling people not to groom minorswhat doth 'me mean by this
>>484588532retard art ho
>>484589271Why did the resistance fighters let the child in their war room
>>484589407men wrote dawntrail
>>484589505What happened to her?
>>484589367Oh so you're retarded, ok.
When is the patch?
>>484589271it's reasonable to assume the actual child that is the son of the guy they're fighting wouldn't be let into the super secret society's base
>>484589360sorry idk
>>484588708>we were also in this msqlost it
>>484589407Silly boy, that's what culture is, heckin social media food snaps and material goods. Religious beliefs? History? Geography? Philosophy? BOOOOOOOORINNNNG.
>>484589589She got promoted to scenario supervisor or something
my WoL enjoys sexual intercourse with horses of the male variety
>>484589701Post him.
>>484588984why did you die?
been grinding fates to max rank for a couple of hours. still got a long way to go. i'm absolutely cooked.
>>484589707I wanna cuddle naked with the FR VA
>>484588439You guys dont shower daily?
Stormblood was the best expansion.
>>484589160what did you think the whole cowboy samurai aesthetic was about? my voice is my only redeeming quality
>>4845893481 and 4 should swap places.
Another expansion, another patch cycle with no eb
funny thing about Wuk, her French and German voice actors also kinda suck, its literally only the JP ones that puts in a good performance
I didnt care about crafters in endwalker first month, do we know if they will release a new crafter/gatherer set with savage this month, or only combat? Thinking about penta melding my 690 HQ setTeamcraft says is good but they hardcore crafters right? I dunno if its worth if theres another crafter set coming iwth savage.
>>484589619which one
>>484589145>can't even come up with a snarky answer that makes sense in contextmaybe you should try not being such a stupid piece of shit the next time you want to write something.
DUDE TACOS LMAOWHEAT TORTILLA TACOS FROM TACO BELL XDWOW I LOVE FAST FOOD TACOS HAHAHA IM SO QUIRKY
>>484582224total tranny death
>>484589806It really was fun
I really wish this segment wasn't all the way at the end of the game.
>>484589552why did she decide that it was the time to mention killing his dadshe could have talked about it laterwhen the little guy wasn't 10 feet away (in another room but still)>>484589624you mean the actual child who they've effectively adopted? who was abandoned by the guy they're fighting?
>>484589624Wuk Lamat isn't smart enough to have that line of thought
>>484589660I've actually started skipping dialog. I never do that in a first playthrough. >Oh wow, this meat in a can is great>have you heard of our tacos?>Did I mention tacos?>Heckin tacos!
>>484589624Well Galool Ja was also half raised by said resistance group so I don't know why anyone would think he cares. I mean he did care but not really. He was never going to narc on them.
>>484589535Those take a really long time to gather a meaningful amount, and keeping them geared is a huge hassle until they hit level cap.
>>484589794No that's bad for your skin, sis.
>>484589353>there's no way a system can be updated to give someone new authority, they totally just programmed in Zoraal Ja and his son centuries beforehandplease anon, this isn't that complex
I hate tome grinding. I just want to do content. I just want to be free.
>>484589780Cute +
ive been playing this game for 10 yearsim not a tourist
>>484589427You're right king I apologizeWe should stop adding new animations and models to the game. And we should DEFINITELY not finish these 2 races we added to the game, the players can probably just mod them (while still paying us monthly wwww).Thank you I don't know what came over me. Hopefully this time the post-patches don't add anything for us and reuse some older armor for savage rewards and recolor some old enemies for the bosses.
>>484589829i liked german wuk in the final fighthttps://files.catbox.moe/om0bgg.mp4
>>484589660>Religious beliefs? History? Geography? Philosophy?but you cover all of these
>>484589890Only if you take hot showers
>>484589776returner healer
>>484589707>german va is polishis poland the america of germany...?
>>484589348kino btw
>>484589829the jp one is cookie cutter garbage, what are you smoking you retarded weebshitter
>>484589908Tourism is a state of mind
>>484589660>Religious beliefs? History? Geography? Philosophy?all things that are in DT's storybut that doesn't fit your shitpost narrative I guess
>>484589707>wh*te troon for american VA of aztec-coded princess character>not a cinnamon skinned qt latinaGod isn't real
>>484589908How many ultimates have you cleared?
>>484589348yare yare daze
I clapped when wuk clenched her fist hard
>>484588439i haven't showered since thursday
>>484589707From left to right.Would.Would.Would.Would run over with my Ford Silverado.
>>484589841because i dont want to be funny to you i want you to die for ruining society
>>484589707>3/4 whiteThe absolute state
>>484589870>why did she decide that it was the time to mention killing his dadBecause they were discussing the plan to kill his dad in the war room designed to facilitate the plan kill his dad. This was the appropriate time to discuss this. There was a guy guarding the front to make sure nobody who should not know they want to kill his dad would come in to overhear them talking about killing his dad but he failed at his one job.
>>484589836how it usually works is the current crafter gear is good until x.1, then the final set comes out x.3 basically a patch before the savage tier so yes its good
if anyones got orchestrion running, this is the cave hideout song
>>484589360>all of those pics that are unique>your dumb simping two braincell ass: "HURRRR DURRRRR WHOSE THAT FACE THREE RIGHT THERE, BOY I SURE DO LOVE FACE 3 FEMRAS LET ME MAKE IT MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY! I AM A DULL LITTLE FUCK WHO LOVES THE MOST CAUCASIAN CODED SLEEPY EYED FAT FACED FUCK FACE THAT IS ACTUALLY THE UGLIEST AND NON ASIAN FACE ON THE ASIAN CODED RACE BUT I LIKE IT BECAUSE I CAN SELF INSERT MY FAILED WHITE MALE FANTASIES ON IT AND BE THE LITTLE WEIRD DOG FUCKING FREAK THAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AS I CUT MYSELF AND INJECT HRT INTO MY URETHA DIRECTLY AS I PRAY TO THE FACE THREE TROONS THAT HAVE BEEN SHILLING THE FACE FOR 8 YEARS SO FAR EVERSINCE THE FIRST CONFIREMED BIO FEMALE USED IT AND SINCE SHE HAD A MASSIVE PULL ON THE MEN AND GOT ATTENTION USING IT I THOUGHT I WOULD TOO AND BOY GEE WHILIKERS HERE I GO AGAIN BEING A LITTLE FUCKING TROONIE FUCK REMINDING PEOPLE THAT BOY I LOVE FACE THREE"we get itstop itget fucking helpyour face and race got downgradedthe shill is overyou had nearly a decade of thisarent you fucking tired of thisi amstopyou are uglythey are uglyno mods will fix itgo homefanta into another fucking racedo anythingget a fucking jobif you would have got a productive hobby in the time that you have been putting into shilling face 3 femras you would have been an artisan for pay by nowyou need to stopStopSTOPSTOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!
>>484589851Me but unironically.
This is the expansion that is getting rid of all the chuds. Back to WoW you shadowbabs
>>484589870Was she supposed to telepathically sense where the kid was?
>>484590135*burps* nice snack
>>484589908Fuckin immigrants coming in and shitting up the place
https://www.resetera.com/threads/final-fantasy-xiv-dawntrail-ot-hroth-girl-summer.913902/page-60No panic. True fans are overwhelmingly positive about GODtrail.
femra (forma de SSJ7)
I plapped when wuk clenched her ass hard
>>484589905
>>484589839where they 'fix' the jobs
>>484589020Just a random miera.
>>484590005Germany has had a lot of Polish migrants since the 1800s, and even more after WW2 when forced laborers and prisoners of war weren't sent back
>>484590061It's offensive to cast a white male to play a non-white character (unless they say they're a woman.)
any sniff checkers in the thread?Mine are smelling as you'd expect.
>>484590125>Title: ???Hmm yes I see
will people finally stop jerking off this game's mediocre story now?
>>484588975she's a female playing a female. there is zero ambiguity in her voice acting - AND she's excellent I might add.>>484589707They're really making fun of us aren't they.
Hrothgals got me all kinds of downbad bros...
>>484590135Kino
>>484589707I'll say what nobody is brave enough towould (en)
Wife spotted
I shower a couple times a week
>>484589870sure man, being in the literal war room of the organization that exists solely to fight ZJ, talking to the leader of said organization, is not an appropriate time to talk about the thing which both parties are here to do
>>484589851In high school we used to have a del taco down the street from our school that all the kids would go to, on tuesdays it would be so packed you'd think someone was hosting a rally or something there
>>484590235oh you're retarded. nevermind.
>>484589974>>484590054Oh look, the cultists are awake.
>>484588440based thigh enjoyer.... i can't believe they put all the hhetsarro in warg legs.... god just imagine teasing and pesting him about the,.....
>>484590230More like SSGay LMAO
>>484590013japanese voice work in general is miles above english slop
>>484590104
>>484589867AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKIN LOVE KRILE FINALLY A MOMENT ABOUT A CHARACTER I CARE ABOUT
>>484590013cookie cutter garbage =/= bad voice actinggeneric sure, but at least the actor gives a good performance
>>484590213fbi anonymous tip line going crazy
>>484590137might as well eat panda express and say you love chinese food
so this unprocessed purple stuff is electrope, right?
What did you think of his story? Do you appreciate his furry waifu?
>>484590104LOL you're seething bro, shouldnt have lost your gay culture war I guess.
>>484590306just say you don't know
>>484590272we dont have a name for it yet, apologies
>>484590409I do.
>>484590236You're still getting noogied.
Viper in PvP just seems like a shitty version of DRG with less damage, 0 ability to escape and almost 0 OGCD's.
>>484590104BASED
>>484590324>if you don't just sit there silently while I tell blatant lies you're a cultist
>>484590497>>484590497>>484590497>>484590497>>484590497
>>484590235>waahhhhh yoship please gimme patch i can't wiiiiiin
Is there a chocobo barding that's cowboy themed?
>>484589348if ONLY they were as coolwuk lamat hasn't lost anything, she had the adoration of her (adoptive) father and grew up in a place that loved herit's not like she went through the horrors of war to realize that peace is worth fighting forshe just :) wants to be friends :) with everyone :)what a weak character
>>484590104based
>>484590407>implying the feds' black helicopters won't be climbing down your chimney
>>484590124sorry im slowthe patch with savage this month will be x1 or x3? Do I craft another crafter set with savage this month or only the next savage?
XIV has a problem with not really updating political system when all parties involved are obviously beyond needing a monarchy and I feel like this has come to a head with making a half feral baby the king of a hyper advanced future city because his dad was their "king" due to a pact made with an artificial intelligence larping as their "queen" for 400 years. Zoraal Ja's position was specifically something from his culture he retrofitted onto theirs in order to give him admin status in their system and he had no real interest in governing them.
>>484590485I hope that means people will stop playing it so my queues are shorter.
>>484590409I do thisI also eat McDonalds and say I love American food, to make my coworkers, frown but be unable to disagree.
>>484590424and this is.... lightning water? it reminds me so much of ceruleum, i'm sure the properties are the same
>>484590439Story was fine, characters as a whole were not. People can hate on the Fujoshi all they want but she managed to make us feel for the characters.
>>484590104but I'm not a billionaire CEO, so I'm not the one ruining anything
>>484590346>anon instantly forfeits all credibilitylol>>484590393a mindless canned line read is not and never will be a good performance, no matter how hard you want to cry and scream that it is.
>>484589823ok let’s eb
>>484590481You're not tall enough to reach my head, dork. The only one getting noogied here is you.
>>484590749I play malezen
>>484590378>>484589867Too bad you murder them because of some retarded and nonsensical garbage. You are actively helping the bad guy by pressuring them and freeing up RAM while genociding her people just because she's distracted and can't stop you when you could just fight her from the outset which potentially could have interrupted her own memory erasure. You literally let a shard of actively malicious, immortal devils continue to exist but wipe this one of all sentient life.
>>484590069unlike you, ive been playing longer than ultimates have existed
>>484590805hag
>>484590775they aren't fucking alive retardthey even tell you themselves that they're just memories
>>484590236Gotcha. Thought you might have been the red-eyed mava with white hair since I havent seen him in a bit. Enjoy the scales and horns and femras groveling at your feet
>>484590117>>484590180>>484590298they were talking about the childwho is indeed the child of the guy they want to killbut the shit they were talking about was how he for some reason doesn't get attacked by wildlife and how he was abandonedin fact everything once you walked in with gerolt's gay goo was about specifically the child, the child who we last fucking saw right outside the place, who the robot mentioned likes sneaking around, which was how we were introduced to him in the first placei know that's the point, and that they need to talk about killing him, but i don't know, it seems a little teeny bit weird to immediately talk about how it's such a shame that you gotta kill his dad once you get his tragic backstory
>>484590775>murder>they aren't the originals>they're copies>inaccurate copies at that>have to kill infinite actually living things to live forever
>>484590805dusty ass hoe
>>484590805rape
>>484590747>mindless canned line readBut enough about the ENG dub
I would like to hug Wuk Lamat. I bet she gives very good hugs.
>>484590875>>484591000>>484591008wtf you guys were supposed to be in the next thread by now...
>walk by hrothgal lying on the ground>afk tagged>/pet her>suddenly no afk tag>pms me trauma dumpoh…. not petting those again I guess
>>484581962he looks like he fucks highlanders ladies
>>484590805Woah, is that the world-famous J.S. of Jillcord fame?? The mega-celeb who likes fighting games more than FFXIV??? WOAH! WE LIKE THIS! RAPE! SEX! CUM! GIVE ME ATTENTION YOUR HIGHNESS!
M.F.A.L.T. (my femra acts like this)
>>484591231My catgirl could overpower her...
>>484590880They're alive by any reasonable definition of the term. You literally bring a dude with you who has cheated his lifespan by uploading his brain, you know, his memories, into a younger body of his. And this is never mentioned whatsoever. He is standing right there listening to everyone talk about how when you die you die and can never come back and that memories somehow aren't important or make you, you when he is a set of memories transposed across time and stuffed into his younger self, cheating his death.This would be different if they were literally just memories and could not form new ones and were essentially fancy books (which would still make them invaluable just from the knowledge they possess) but they are not. They can learn new things, react to stimuli, and form new memories themselves. They even 'eat' in the same sense that voidsent does and nothing at all is brought up about what quality or kind of life energy they need. Can animals suffice? There's plenty of shitty creatures on the source they can cull, the fucks just respawn anyway.
>>484590774perfection…
>>484591173Damn, gonna start petting all the Hrothgals.
>>484590926They aren't copies. The memories are singular and separated off from the soul which is purged of identifying information the same way the aetherial sea gets around to doing. They're hijacking where they go on death. >Have to kill actually infinite living beings to surviveYou mean like any creature that lives forever? Like say, the fucking dragons that saved them?
>souls get washed of memories>memories get stored so they aren't lost foreverseems like a better system
>>484590926>have to kill infiniteThere is no mention at all of their energy requirements. This is a math problem you are never given the numbers for.You can leave them in the cloud unmanifested and this costs less energy to maintain.More people = more energy as expectedThis ran for hundreds of years off the life force of just the survivors from a tiny part of a shardIt's an entirely false dilemma and no solutions or alternatives are offered or explored despite Sphene saying she would be open to them. Let them fucking eat the voidsent for all you care about that while you figure something else out.
>>484591698Dragons can live off starlight alone, you must have skipped EW cutscenes.>>484592110It's explicitly stated in Living Memory that each and every endless consumes more the longer they live and the more memories they gain as and endless. Did you not do the sidequest with the meso tower fan?
How the fuck do people struggle on the first half of EX1
>>484586653You tell em, FBKfriend! [one of like five good lala players]
what do when run into fc member during msq
>>484588729then he's a gigantic cuck and fuck him too
>>484588964you wish fag. she was with me
>>484589001siren player here confirming. boy it was fucking BAD the first two days of early access tho. like 3800
Why does the npc EB quest involve clearing TOP?seems like bad design to me
>>484584434>it's joever...
>>484584173Based understanderFor me when I see which viper finisher buff icon I have I can internalize the combo chain I need to do without looking at the hotbar.>see Hindsting Strike, the red one with two swords crossed, and my debuff has plenty of time remaining>"Oh that's gonna be a 121">see Flanksbane Fang, the green one with the overhead dunk about to happen, and my debuff should be refreshed>"212, no problem"
