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>Latest patch
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-calibration-update-1122

>Main information document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group password
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>Previous
>>484573269
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>gaius
when is it my turn?
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roofiechan
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it's absolute unreal that there is zero lewd fanart of this absolute cutie. Like how dies this happen? We have plenty of nsfw fanart of shit characters nobody cares about but god tier waifus like Jolan get no attention? Coomers have shit taste.
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>I rolled behind Radahn to dodge his attack
>then rolled back in front of him to deal the final blow
>exactly was this part of the OST was playing
>https://youtu.be/1D4e-ru6U00?feature=shared&t=360
>with 6:06 perfectly synced to Radahn falling to his knees, finally defeated
KINO ending to hours of torture.
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Finally beat the final boss of the DLC. I still don't know how some of those attacks are meant to be dealt with, I just used a brass shield and tanked as much as I could whenever he started glowing
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What stats should I specialize in for duel wielding perfumes? And which ones to use? Not looking to abuse the insta-kill strat, just want to try them out as weapons.
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>>484590725
Should I give her black or white
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rot is a divine element, the two fingers are mushrooms, the rot 'scorpion' is metyr.
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Yup, it's gaming time
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>>484590851
White?
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How many cocks does Godrick have?
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What incantations are nice to keep with you as a str/faith paladin type who likes to co-op?
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I'm so bad at ds now I keep trying to jump
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>>484590851
Black or White what? Cock?
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With what DLC boss do you guys recommend starting on replays? got like 10 blessings and not sure what to do
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Just to make sure, if I wanna maximize content stuff, I should ignore the summon signs for leda and hornsent, right?
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>>484590851
I gave her black iris for weapon and she kind of seemed happy about it, not sure what the other iris does for her story wise but she sounded at peace with the occultation one.
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Si there a mod that let me fight bosses again after completing the main story?
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>>484590847
Depends. Dex for lightning and fire, iirc.
Faith and Arcane for Frenzy.
Int for Cold, Dex-Aec for poison.
It's really all over the place.
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>>484575918
be a fingershield user
then when you get bored be a parry user
the sounds should stick in memory
Alternatively, being a parry user then switching to shield gives you an idea when to pokestab for counter bonus damage
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>>484590725
her face isn't good
same fate as freyja
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I'm at 220, and putting on the gold scarab talisman after a remembrance boss still gives me more than enough runes to level.
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Can Milady work as Heavy? I just like the fancy moveset, but I'm heavily invested into strength.
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>>484591212
I believe the Seamless Co-op mod has a boss rush mod and some other quality of life changes, you don't need to be in co-op to do them and the game plays almost the same if you don't bring any friends.
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>>484590725
her armor isn't sexy enough
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there's a lot more 2v2s now that the dlc is out
they were very rare pre dlc
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>>484590725
Fanart can't capture her voice, which is the hot part about her.
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>doing coop
>last three invaders were swift slashers
>last one was varre mask bleed swift slasher

oh no, its spreading
its literally just press l2 and everybody dies
there is no counter play
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This part is literally just downscaled Anor Londo
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>>484591563
can we talk about how mediocre the dungeons are in the DLC?
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I still haven't seen a better old man than the one I made at launch
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What the FUCK was his problem?
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>>484591701
Oh nice! I like seeing older characters.
He looks like his name should be Gepetto
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>>484591801
He was a tranny.
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insanely disappointing that the guts crossbow guy and red dancer ended up being glorified treasure chests instead of actual characters
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what's a good followup other than charged r2?
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>>484591525
Swift slash, hefty madness pot, perfume. Heh, seems like invasion webm in the making fr fr.
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>>484591801
it's *her, chuddie
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>have to take a new character all the way through the DLC to be able to use a bunch of the new shit
Yeah fuck that I'm cheating them in.
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>>484591801
average tranny
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I don't understand why hosts try to get the jump on you when you are dealing with their phantoms
not because of any "ganking" thing but because they just open themselves to being killed instantly when they would have been better off hiding in the corner like they had been doing for the last minute
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>YOU ARE WITHIN MY SIGHTS, FASCIST LITERALLY-HITLER TRUMP SUPPORTING UNVACCINATED PSYCHOPATH INVADER!!
>PREPARE TO MEET THE SHEER, RAZOR SHARP INTELLECT OF I, TRANS_BIPOC_BERNIEBRO_S*YDRINKER_GOONLOVER69420!! I HAVE FELLED COUNTLESS REDCELS LIKE YOU WITH MY L1 MASHING SKILLS, YOU STAND NO CHA-ACK
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>>484591701
Battle grannies unite.
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so this meant fuck all, huh
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>>484591701
i wish i could add more wrinkles
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>>484590725
Sauron looking ass
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Thoughts on what ash to put on Militia Saw for vulgar militia cosplay? Loretta's Slash kind of looks like the jump attack they do but the magic particles don't fit the theme.
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>armor doesn't matter
>armor doesn't matter
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>>484590585
Justify your love for Ranni, NOW.
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>>484592191
Actually that furled finger's name was Mestvin.
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>>484592373
It doesn't. Until you approach a boss like Bayle or Radahn kek.
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>bring seluvis potion to the dlc
>bring tonic of forgetfulness to the dlc
>neither can be used
>not even with moore which would be perfect
>iris of grace added so you can make a puppet without the potion
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>>484592272
he looks like he schemes a lot
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>>484591801
what was even his angle? he sends you to summon the mother of fingers, then it tries to kill you so you kill it back. was he trying to get you killed? then why'd he even try to get you killed if you were basically going along with anything he wanted? then even though his whole plan was to be the new mother of fingers hes upset that you killed the original, even though thats pretty much the only way he'd replace her. then when he gets basically what he wants he goes crazy and gets himself and jolan to attack you.
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>>484592272
He looks like an aged Lord Farquaad
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>>484591887
>Red dancer set+swords+rotten wing+millicent's+alexander shard+blue dancer charm is just under 16 equip load for the blue dancer bonus
Pretty funny weapon skill spam set.
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>>484592504
between skibidi, buffs, and talismans... armor comprises only a tiny portion of your overall negation. and poise doesn't matter against those bosses.
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>>484590725
normalfags dont see her
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>>484592373
It does though? Retard.
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>Rellana’s Twin Moons
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>>484592258
Isn't that right next to the traveler's set? Figured it was from one of Millicent's sisters blooming.
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>>484592504
when you have high levels of scooby-doo treats you can even fight shit naked, seriously
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>>484592678
Against Radahn and Bayle I noticed a big difference. Often it was the difference between me being dead or alive after a combo.
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its kinda weird how you strip corpses after questlines end, especially with Thiollier and Ansbach. They should just let you buy these items
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>>484592561
He isn't upset that you killed the original, he wanted it dead so that he could be the new mother. His problem was that he assumed YOU were also trying to be a new mother since you were doing everything necessary for that. Like he says during his fight, he wants to be the only one.
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>show host the solitude set's location
>I die before we get to the boss
Aw...
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>>484591290
There's plenty of freyja art though
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>>484591678
The dungeon crawling was some of the best in the game. Fuck Dark Souls and fuck you.
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>>484592793
She looks like she fucks half-serpent mama's boys
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>>484592969
Anon they just carefully laid out their spares for you.
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>>484592949
Yeah, but against Radahn you need every (small) advantage you can get. Some armor with proper holy / magic damage negation in phase two helps a lot.
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>gaius kills +10 tiche before she can do a damn fucking thing
okay
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I do not enjoy any of the bosses in this DLC. I think they are extremely formulaic, spammy, overly aggressive, spectacle-over-gameplay. Be they humanoid or not, they just end up blending together. Miyazaki really needs to get off the red bull.

My dream From game
>ds1 gameplay pacing
>des gimmick/puzzle bosses
>er mechanical complexity
>ds2 weapon freedom (enchants, infusions, etc.)
>bb dodges cuz rolls are silly
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>>484593110
Well no, that's what Siegward does after he finishes his task. These are clearly corpses
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>>484590585
I was so excited for the dlc and now it's over. Idk what to do now but I should probably stop coming to this site.
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/ERG/ is it bad that I want to fuck her marry her and make her a mother a thousand times over again. I think I'm falling in love.
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>>484593240
I agree with you but nobody cares shut the fuck up
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>>484590920
Wow for a whopping 20 seconds you consume no stamina and for 8 seconds no FP either. That's so good bro!
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I don't like infusions at all. I think it makes weapons feel less special
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>>484593240
nah i agree with you
some bosses have so much going on and are so quick that they're confusing to fight against because every attack looks the same and yet at the same time one is half a second delayed
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>>484593240
ds2 had the most soul
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>This heavily-armored guardian spirit of the tower attained inhuman strength through divine invocation, and wields a curved greatsword that brings horns to bear on its foes.

>In the tower, these warriors and their weapons both are spiritual vessels.

the hornsent used the tower to make themselves spiritual vessels, essentially willful puppets for divine spirits to control. marika defiled their tower and their spiritual practice to make herself a vessel for a divine entity that was rebellious towards and disliked the hornsent, and their god. she basically did the equivalent of a deal with satan.
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>>484592463
No.
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>>484593235
He kills basically any summon besides mimic instantly. I summoned demi human yosh +10 and he rammed his ass into a wall and killed him in LITERALLY 3 seconds.
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>>484592463
She gave me a really cool sword
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>>484593240
BB dodge looks just as dumb as rolls imo. Look at me slide on the floor woahh!!!
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>>484593113
just use talismans
i'm not encouraging going in hand-made briefs though bro, just use the armor/outfit you like the most
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Level 18 skibidi with Dragoncrest Greatshield talisman.
Lionel (left, don't have bullgoat's yet) vs. Naked (right)
Wish I had a way to visualize how big of a difference those status effect bars have, but console.
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>>484593365
How mind rotten do you have to be to find this attractive
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>find out theres scriptsmith fists
what the hell? im guessing they arent great since theres not even a video on its moveset
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>>484593540
The infusion/enchant system was good but it was ruined by the completely retarded scaling.
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>>484592463
She seems to like me which is more than I can say for most women.
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>>484593691
farming these niggers sucks
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WHY DOES EVERY BOSS HAVE TO JUMP ALL AROUDN THE FUCKING ARENA
I CAN'T FUCKING HIT THEM IF EVERY TIME THEY'RE DONE WITH THEIR COMBO THEY INSTANTLY TELEPORT AWAY
HOLY SHIT
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>>484593541
There's no hint at this. Take off your pants.
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>>484593651
I needed the talisman slots against Radahn kek. I beat almost all of the DLC bosses with this outfit >>484587365 so in a general sense, I 100% agree with you. But Bayle and Radahn simply did too much damage and I needed to be able to survive that one extra hit (or magic spam).
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>>484593541
She's just a vessel for the elden ring which was apparently already around since the ancient dragons had it. Her betrayal probably has something to do with all the fresh corpses surrounding her in the story trailer, that are still there by the time of the game and so old that they are literally turning to sand.
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>>484593678
"I can fix her."
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I was having trouble with some bosses then just plowed through 5 in like 20 minutes with rolling sparks. I still beat them btw.
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>>484593370
Based, but only a little bit

>>484593489
I'm almost certain every single DLC boss has an AOE combo, not just one big blast, but a combo. Most melee combos are long strings of 180 degree or more spins. There are elite roaming enemies with more moves than Artorias. I just don't really get it man.

>>484593540
>infuse your lightning sword with lightning then grease it up with more lightning
Unironically it had some wonderful bullshit
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>>484593868
Hello sir may I rape
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>>484593541
I just realized this looks like Marika's rune
Also like the tower next to Gaius
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>>484593678
>>484593965
Maybe anon is a sculptor? You can make her into whatever you want her to be. That or he just wants that massive finger up his asshole.
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>>484592463
Instead of fighting me to further her goals she asked me to cooperate and when she was finally able to get her new age going instead of working charms on anyone or forcing someone to be her lord or even asking someone to be her lord she decided it was too cruel a fate for anyone to join her and only relented when I went through a ton of shit of my own volition to be with her. And she gave me the meme sword.
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>>484593624
It's ducking under and around attacks, not doing a full on somersault in full plate armor
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The Midra fight fucking rules
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>>484594020
Only if you're a very hot (white) woman.
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Please for the love of god stop bloating faith with all this shit that's obviously not faith
dragonshits should've been its own type of magic and not incantations
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Why did Morgott and Messmer stay loyal to Marika's empire even after the Shattering?
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>>484593678
literally demon possesed
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QRD on the lamenter?
What's the lore on that lil nigga
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>>484594248
Is the meme sword good or does it suck like in DS3?
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>>484594331
Hell yea brother, true and real fact checked by frenzyflame patriots
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>>484594331
Wish it was a little bit more difficult though
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>>484594465
Having to keep the weapon art up to get your projectiles sucks but it is very very strong after being repeatedly buffed since release.
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Rot beats Moon. How will moonfags ever recover?
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>>484594331
It is really good. I love his moveset. It's funny how a lord of chaos moves with such grace and flow, but with weird timing. Almost fights like jazz sounds in a way, which is kind of fitting.
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>>484594465
It's incredibly good
Shard of Alexander and Godfrey icon stacks to make it do insane damage
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>Trying to do a super holy light man run
>All the best spells I find are heretical
Does Holy get ANY decent spells at all?
The light ring/discus series is alright but I'm not finding anything like Flame Pillars or Ancient Dragon Lightning... You know, big AOE Holy spell
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>>484594421
You know how there's religious people, and then there's like REALLY religious people who are so religious if freaks the other religious people out? Like that basically.
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>>484593240
ER is the way it is because of the mechanical complexity, they have to account for tons of playstyles. Like powerful long-range spell mages, and big damage jump attack spam, quick-hitting bleed proc weapons, etc. They need to be able to tank through big hits enough times, be able to close the gap so they don't get kited too easily, and need to keep up the pressure so people don't just stack statuses on them. The end result is fromsoft biting off more than they can chew, they had to keep the bosses and make them crazier and crazier because the variation from build to build was huge. Eventually it turned into this mismash of a ton of tools that every boss has to have, like gap closers, long-range attacks/projectiles, flask punishes, long combo strings. So everything feels more like the same. This is why universal band-aids like summons exist because if a casual player can't hack it then they at least have a huge catch-up tool to prevent them from getting frustrated from these crazy boss designs. The only fix to this is to pull back on how strong the player is so they don't have to overcompensate with the boss's tools and in an open world game like elden ring where they need to put a ton of different stuff in the game to keep it interesting as well as account for the possibility that anyone can be overleveled for any particular area no matter when they are "supposed" to be there, thats never gonna happen.
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>>484594565
can you show us malenia beating ranni
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>>484591678
>each dungeon is a gimmick
>only 5 or so dungeons so they dont reuse the same shit too much
>each dungeon has some neat non-primary loot
those two alone make them better than base game
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>>484594565
It's bizarre that Malenia is faster and far more aggressive than Moon Presence, despite being in a game where you don't have the aggression and speed of BB.
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>>484591801
Mommy issues
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>>484593095
Nursing handjobs while telling he's good boy.
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>>484594565
She also beats rellana kek
https://youtu.be/HjQavA-HJSs?si=50P2UZI1GpV5FAv5&t=1561
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>>484591563
>it has uhhhhh... columns and.... the color palette is.... warm kinda so it's anor londo
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>>484594971
giwtwm
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>>484594095
the leaking eclipse of castle sol, and the guardian swords bear resemblance to the eclipse shotel. many hornsent also use blackflame magic.
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>>484594670
Do his little snakes actually have wings or did he commission snake-sized dragon costumes for them?
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>>484591678
Yeah they were all pretty disappointing. Enir Ilim was actually one of my favorites though.
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>everyone bitching about r1 spam in ds3
>we now have nothing but l2 spam with cheesy looking animu light spinny slashy everywhere
you happy now? ARE YOU? SHOULD HAVE JUST ATE THE ESTOC POKES YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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>>484594343
>white
No sorry im a mentally ill brown latina(woman(female(xx chromosomes))) you will be raped
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>>484594996
Malenia beats Consort Radahn. She's insane. The only thing in the game that kills her is Malekith, which is actually very loreful.
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>>484592191
are all americans like this?
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>>484595123
>bussy
just say man ass
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>>484594740
The big AoE holy spell nuke is your reward for beating the final boss of the DLC. Have fun in NG+.
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>>484595135
There are latina women in this thread? I don't believe that.
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>>484595196
I don't think it hits multiple times tho
>>484594740
Oh Discus has Int requirement, fuck me
One of the only aesthetically Holy spells and I can't fucking use it
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>>484594475
He does seem like he could have used another attack. He looks like he'd be a low hp/high damage kind of boss, but he really isn't.
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>>484595135
If that were the case, it would no longer be rape. You've found yourself in an impossible situation.
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>>484594746
You have it backwards. They made all the bosses because LE PREPARE TO DIE, and then dumped in tons of OP bullshit and crippling type weaknesses so they game wouldn't be literally impossible for shitters since they were banking on it being their most popular game yet. So what you end up getting is a ridiculous schizo difficulty curve where bosses are solid brick walls of unfun bullshit until you equip the gear that completely trivializes them (you then win practically for free).
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>>484595141
that's a bot anon
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>>484595052
It's not blackflame, it' the horned bairn item
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Why doesn't Margit's Shackle work on Radahn?
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>>484594893
bloodborne doesn't let you use a shield.
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>>484592463
Good design. Big hat, fluffy cloak, multiple arms, dual-face gimmick.
Is blue.
Really good introduction.
Cool, calm, collected, but with lots of bits and pieces of character and genuineness leaking through.
Doll fetish.
Silly tsundere shit filtered through ye olde speech and mannerisms, very charming.
Marriage.
Is sometimes tiny.
Gives cool sword.
Sits on books to make herself look tall.
No-sells an H-doujin plot.
Is a schemer, knows it, owns it.
Feet.
Probably some stuff I'm forgetting, it's been a bit.
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>>484595479
>mohgs body
>magits sheckle
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>>484595479
Mohg's does because it's Mohg's body.
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>>484591801
he discovered a true secret of reality and it shattered his mind.
>>484592561
metyr is riddled with parasites, straight-up bursting at the seams. he was trying to get you infected, and turn you into a "mother" to "birth" more two fingers.
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>>484595704
Does Mohg's shackle actually work?
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>>484595801
No
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>>484590585
Any armors make you look like a mannequin? I'm thinking Malenia legs & arms, but I was wondering what torso & head armor might go well with them.

Planning on a "rebellious puppet alchemist" with a cannon & perfumes
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Will this work?
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So what exactly did living fusions of people actually do for the hornsent? They call it sainthood but why?
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>>484595137
Bayle
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>>484593095
>Messmer has mommy issues
>Rellana is a sexy Carian Hag
Dammit Messmer you fucked up
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>>484596006
The tower is made up of people, so maybe that's part of it
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>>484596041
Is there an uncropped pic of this or no?
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>>484595887
Any of the stone imp heads or the actual puppet helms from Raya Lucaria work.
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>>484596001
sure, but consider also putrescence cleaver and meteoric ore greatsword
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>>484596001
You've got the strongest weapon in the game (chicken drumstick), so yeah.
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>>484596150
Only on the artist's patreon.
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smithscript spear and greatshield is my new best friend :3c
goodbye giant hunt zweihander
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So like, are the Living Jar's personalities the people inside the jars or the jars themselves?
Like the jar blobs from inside seem to be NOT having a very good time, and like a lot of people were shoved into them. I know like the Warrior Jars in the Golden Order are different from the hornsent jars, but like its the same method, right?
Like is Alexander the meat inside the Jar and he's actually pretty happy, or is Alexander the jar and inside him is like a meat thing that is forced to be tehre and not happy/atleast like different than him?
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I FUCKING HATE THIS DRAGON RIGHT BEFORE BAYLE, THE FUCKING WATER MAKES HIS LIGHTNING SHOCKWAVES SO HUGE I LITERALLY CANNOT EVER BE IN RANGE TO SWING MY WEAPON. THIS FIGHT FUCKING SUCKS MIYAZAKI
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>>484594746
Which all makes perfect sense and is the problem. Open world was a mistake and I really mean it. As gorgeous as the game is, you can get all those money shots without sacrificing tightness. I think a game with the various systems that have been introduced thus far could be implemented into a slower paced game. Lies of P and Enotria are good examples of smaller scale, tighter games taking almost all the right lessons, i.e. linear design, great maps, a bunch of well balanced and unique mechanics with that solid souls combat core.

If they keep going on as they are, the games will be unplayable (and incomprehensible, scale affects story too). The player has had some new stuff stitched onto them, but we're still basically a DeS character who is now fighting character action bosses. It's ceasing to work. But I feel like this DLC is a culmination of a lot stuff and I'm hoping new directions will be taken with further ventures.

>>484595406
He's not wrong but neither are you. They see the feedback of shit like Malenia and double down like they did with Artorias and Manus, while also wanting to provide fresh novelty for the player that the bosses also need to contend with. It's a vicious cycle.
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This motherfucker right here is so underrated it's not even funny if you're using an INT build. Use it. Make your Mimic use it. Thank me later.
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>>484596095
Yeah that makes sense, maybe you can only craft divine gates that way.
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>>484595513
well, they do, but its more of a item making a statement that shields arent great in this game
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Anyone managed to get a black knight to drop black steel greathammer besides the one at the church?
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>>484595406
imo most of the DLC bosses are just like the base game in that they flail retardedly and delay their attacks and do all sorts of other stupid shit. the difference is that the base game had a better grasp of how much damage they should deal doing that, whereas in the DLC your ability to endure the bosses' schizophrenic movesets comes from skibidi fragments. i beat rellana on like my 3rd try or something by just spamming my weapon skill on her, never bothering to dodge or block any of her shit, and that's probably because i had found like 7 skibidi levels by the time i fought her
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>>484596408
Summon the mimic tear. He craves the blood of your foes.
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>>484596387
Post-Marika jars =/= Pre-Marika jars
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Thrusting shields seem kinda busted. You're basically invincible unless a boss dead angles you
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>second jagged peak drake
>does nothing but the triple combo + jump away and breathe fire move or throw its head in the air and call lighting
Fighting this piece of shit took 15 minutes.
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>>484596408
Then don't fight him? He's optional retard. Alternatively play hit and run on Torrent or range him.
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>>484595798
This is my wife I don't care for any other woman this is who I want to be my consort
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>>484596506
Devilish recommendation.
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Why couldn't they just all get along?
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>>484596427
thats the base game one right?
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>>484596529
How so? Havent used it yet
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>invade with low level twink
>every single pw summon is using the most cheesy dlc shit
>pull out status bolts and shotgun xbow
>annihilate all of them
did they not grab the status ring?
>>484596448
thats the only one I've gotten to drop
said fuck it and cheated in their chest armor because it wouldn't drop either even after killing the 2 named ones in mini fortresses
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>>484590851
White if you want to get her sister too
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What if Marika in the story trailer is actually on the other side of the divine gate looking towards enir illim?
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>>484594893
There's a huge difference between pre and post-DS3 speed in bosses. BB was actually a very well paced game, there was some OP shit like Gehrman, Maria or Orphan combos, but for the most part it's glacial compared to DS3's late game, DLC, and all of ER.
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>>484596427
What the fuck are you talking about? Even with 80 INT and 80 FTH that shit does no damage.
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>>484596531
For me, he jumped on top of an edge and didn't come down (he was almost dead). I ended up finding a way to get onto the edge myself (after trying for 2 minutes). As soon as I attacked him up there, he flew away and did his fire breath attack. I panicked, jumped off the edge and died by fall damage kek.
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Is there a way to prevent getting summoned at certain sites of grace or did I dream that?
Getting sick of putting my sign down for Guts larper #48302 who dies to Radahn before I can even enter the gate
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>>484596041
Actually thinking about it all carian women are hags are they not? Rennala is larger and seems older than radagon
Rellana is messmers aunt and around rennalas age
Ranni is hundreds+ years older than your tarnished

It seems like there's a pattern of carian hags falling for younger murderhobos
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>>484596595
They were written by GRRM
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>>484596529
for some reason, the int one gets an A on heavy whereas the dueling one gets a B, and heavy is where the meat is cause you are wanting to twohand it
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>>484596614
If you block and attack into an enemy attack you take no additional stamina damage other than what you pay to attack despite blocking the attack. I just watched my friend trivialize Gaius with it. It's insane.
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>>484596595
>Marika:You're demigod now Ranni
>Ranni:Didn't ask for this
>Marika:Too bad, also you're an Empyrean and you MUST fuck and marry your half-brother Godwyn

A disaster waiting to happen from the start.
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>>484596747
Faithchad murderhobos*
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>>484596840
What like hold the left stick to block and mash right to attack at the same time?
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>>484596858
>>Marika:Too bad, also you're an Empyrean and you MUST fuck and marry your half-brother Godwyn
Why are you just making shit up?
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>>484596727
here
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>>484596595
Because marika is a home-wrecking WHORE
>>484596953
L1 to block + R1 to attack. It's a shield with a pointy bit you jab into the opponent.
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>>484595479
>>484595801
Because the shackle affects the soul not the body
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>>484596529
>1.0 infinite stamina shield poke with taking chip weapon that weighs 10x less
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>>484595887
Thiollier's helm might work well.
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>>484596646
It hasnt dropped for me either
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This is going to be stuck in my head the whole goddamn summer. And I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFIiCkQx6e4
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>>484597189
>spawn in
>host gets insta grabbed or takes 90% damage to the flame attack then gets insta grabbed
>The Host of Fingers has died
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>want to build around deflecting hard tier
>dryleaf or milady or some shit
>so 100% shit at deflecting
I am enjoying the pain
Is a poison/status build decent damage for dryleaf? I have fuckloads of consumables so I'm leaning towards building myself that way. Using milady and beast/dryleaf regardless but Im currently between:
>status build with consumables on the side
>lightning/wind/frost storm dancer
>Holy
>lightning/beast dragon-man
Help
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>>484596927
Are carian women stupid? They fall for faithbuilds but give them an int weapon. Is it some sorta shit test to see if they're willing to read a book to use the sword they gave them?
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>>484597284
>I work alone
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>>484597309
the poison weapon incant has low requirements
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>>484597341
Radagon was an Int/Fth chad, to be fair
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>>484597341
They assume the Tarnished is smart enough to be able to read his bibble. Something about the penis mightier and all that.
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Why Radahn? Because he was the only decent person out of a collection of psychos and mutants?
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>>484597670
A combination of him being kind, but also being a proper warrior like Godwyn.
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>>484597670
There's no logical reason. The devs know Radahn is popular so they made the DLC story to bring him back. They don't care about the lore, they never did.
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>Oh horn-decked beast from higher sphere delivered, take root inside the Tower's sculpted keepers. And perched within, we beg of thee, rise.
>Dance and cavort, cleanse all that thou wilt. Cruelty, woe, and those who plague the tower. Cleanse away the strumpet's vile progeny!
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>wonder how many hours it took me to beat the dlc
>playtime on steam is useless because i can't remember how many hours it was at before i started the dlc
damn
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>>484597670
Miyazaki's fetish. The point is it's a waste of a hole. You can't just have a twink exist without being passed around by burly old men. Much like why lesbians are not real and the dick always wins.
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>>484597670
Knowing From they just had assets of him ready.
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>>484597670
Radahn made the mistake of treating him like a normal kid instead of killing him before he got his mind controlled army going
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>>484596993
This always happens with Rannifags, their personal canon doesn't add up without inserting in situations that never happened.
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>>484597794
Hornsent detected, opinion rejected - back to the furnace.
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>>484597817
What the hell is your problem, you demented old bat?
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>>484590585
dex/fth chads, what weapon did you use against radahn? I really wanted to try the dryleaf footwork but it looks like that weapon doesnt really fit dex/fth at all.
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>>484597341
>We never found Rellana's Moonlight Greatsword for Messmer
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>Scadutree avatar
>Never stops spazzing
>every attack has a delayed rollcatch aoe that's impossible to time unless you've memorized the attack
I fucking love bosses that inform me it's not my turn to attack by moving their head (the only place you can actually damage) out of reach
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>>484597817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNTV8A3i8TE
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>>484597670
Because of thematics.
The Hornsent worshipped a divine lion and believed it would come down from heaven to save them, Radahn is a called a lion.
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>>484597670
>decent
Radahn was a willing participant in the wars of the Shattering. He's as guilty as Godrick, Malenia, and Morgott for all the suffering and bloodshed happening in the Lands Between.
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>>484597189
BAYLE THE DREAD
YOU SHALL HAUNT ME NO LONGER
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I love this guy. Pretty fun against Malenia constantly knocking her on her ass
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What cool things did I miss in the DLC when I played it blind?
I found all the remembrance bosses
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>>484598067
dumbass
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Here's what sorceries would look like if cast from a talisman type catalyst. Personally, I think it looks way better.
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Is murdering mohg's chickens still the fastest rune farm?
t. lost my saved games, but want to DLC
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Malenia and Miquella don’t have shadowborne beasts?
Marika has Maliketh and Ranni has Blaidd.
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>>484598330
Yawn
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there's literally nothing in this entire area
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>>484598054
You can jump over the thorns.
Also, fire + oil crystal tear will melt this boss, even if you hit the body.
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>>484598387
We're not told one way or the other, so I assume not.
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>>484598157
Considering every other demigod he's at least an honourable warrior
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>>484598387
They did, but they thought they had better uses as fertilizers for the haligtree.
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>>484598482
HOW DO I GET ONTO THAT LEDGE!?
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>>484598330
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>>484597959
fire knight's greatsword.
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Is there anyway to get Gravel stone seal if I missed it before beating Maliketh?
Or cope with clawmark since I am Str/Faith anyway. Though I want to put Graven on left hand.
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>>484598340
Fastest is sacred relic sword on the ayylmaos on the same cliff. If you don't have that, then yeah get rain of arrows + arrows reach talisman and L2 the chicken.
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>>484598340
Albinuriac massacre gives more, assuming you have good AoE options.
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>>484596151
>>484597113
I'm leaning towards the jarhelm, but I'm open to something else.
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>>484598557
theres a hole into a small cave some where a bit above there
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>>484598067
kino...
i am now a consort radahn enjoyer
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>>484598157
He was just trying to save his bussy from being violated by miquella
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>>484598648
>If you don't have that, then yeah get rain of arrows + arrows reach talisman and L2 the chicken.
Or just...aim at it?
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>>484593678
>how mind rotten
footfags were always rotten to the core
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>>484598601
>Is there anyway to get Gravel stone seal if I missed it before beating Maliketh?
not without cheating it in or having some fag drop it for you or going into NG+
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>>484598594
>>484598330
It looks like shit. How can you be a wizard without a cool stick? Talisman casting is fucking lame.
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>>484598648
>rain of arrows+reach
anon just use a regular crossbow, you don't need anything fancy.
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>>484598598
that's str/fth not dex/fth
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Can't roll catch me if I don't move.
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>>484590585
I SUMMON RANNI
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>>484598757
>foot
That's a hand monster, anon. Wrong fetish, unless you think hands are the feet of the arms.
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what's your excuse for not using the real GOAT weapon from SotE?
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I love Ranni
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>trying to farm toxic mosslings
>every swamp is a ways away from a grace
the best swamp (the one which Thiollier's first spot overlooks) is only accessible by going from a grace yonks away. I don't know why they made the scarlet rot flowers so easy to farm and then made toxic mosslings such a pain in the ass. Same for fly mold, but that's a drop rate issue, I'll run through abandoned ailing village 5 times and be like to get 5 mold.
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>>484590725
People don't even know you can summon her for Messmer and the tree sentinels of all things
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>>484597051
Heil, remembered them mentioning that in a patch but couldn't figure out how to get to it lmao
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>>484598304
Radahn at the end is pretty much a divine beast to the Hornsent. A lion with protruding horns.
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>>484598753
>>484598791
Rain of arrows is faster and doesn't require you to fuck with the tree. Also with free aiming sometimes he won't run off the cliff for whatever reason, rain of arrows he runs off every time.
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>>484596953
works like a shield and spear, you do a basic poke. where it becomes strong is that its non-L1 attacks have guard frames on it, and currently its guard boost on them is insane. what i mean by guard frames is like if you swing with your sword and you are still guarded on it. you slap on a spear talisman, twohanded talisman, and a greatshield talisman and you are swinging into enemy attacks with relative abandon. you still need some timing with its guard frames. the guard frames are nearer to the end of the R1 and the guard frames are more to the start of the R2, this also means you have guard frames for the entire duration of charging its R2 attack.
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>>484594740
Have you tried the new Multilayered Ring of Light?
There's also the Crucible Bloom incantation that perfectly fits your description but it's beyond dogshit.
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Is there a connection between Rykard's snake and Messmer's snake? What the hell is a base serpent??
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>>484598557
what? theres nothing here
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>>484598939
goofy ah sheathe clipping into the ground
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>haha enemy hiding at side of entrance
Get a new fucking trick already, Miyazaki.
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>>484599192
There is, there's a ledge with an item on it, you're at the wrong spot, look where my map cursor is in my pic.
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>>484598939
Wrong image
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Why does torrent get headlights
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>>484599192
finger ruins are cool to look at but man, fucking wasted areas
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>>484598885
Why the FUCK wasn't this an option? It would have been the hypest shit ever.
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>>484599302
he's a kirin
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>>484598939
uhhh, anon
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well that was something
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BIG problem with Fire Knight's Greatsword - it's not shiny enough. Far too matte
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>>484598939
I prefer the Milady
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Today I will remind them
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>>484591801
his son died
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>>484599559
bravo nolan
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>>484598939
of course I'm using it
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>>484598939
I am currently using two cold scavenger's swords
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>>484592561
>Hmm?
>Did you espy something unsightly, perchance?
>Well, put it out of your mind.
>The stars will reveal the truth, in time.
>Free yourself of any misconceptions, lest they bring woe upon the both of us.
He has special dialogue if you see Metyr but not kill her. I don't know what he was thinking exactl
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I should probably read item descriptions more often, I didn't know you could do the holy counter thing the knights do with their hammer until now
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>>484599765
Why are Soulsfags so fucking ILLITERATE
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>>484597991
It's her other sword
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>>484592463
she's got a better plan than miquella
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>>484599252
At this point, I've learned to just preemptively Giantsflame every open doorway I come across.
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>>484599876
Too busy gooning to Melina.
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>>484599559
Holding the Frenzied flame no less
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>>484591801
I really desperately wanted to murder him upon first meeting him but that stupid non aggression bullshit prevented it. Miyazaki is a hack.
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>>484599925
Mainly because she's willing to get help from the protagonist.
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>>484593678
If you focus only on the head part I guess I can vaguely make out an hourglass figure with visible buttocks so while I'm not saying I would I can't rule it out
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>>484595070
The winged serpent is the token creature of Messmer's military forces. It is a wise friend which keeps the base serpent at bay and holds its power in check.
WINGED SERPENT GOOD

BASE SERPENT BAD
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What spells are good against Gaius? That fucking boar is no joke
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>>484599959
based gooner
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>>484597919
more like godwynfags, godwynfags are obsessed with shipping him with his siblings for some reason
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>>484600135
Vow of the Indomitable cucks his charge
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>>484599876
Reading is boring and I tend to avoid it if possible
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>>484598896
>hands are the feet of the arms
>feet are hands of the legs
*goldmask noises*
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>>484599170
japanese text is just evil serpent
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>>484596752
>all of their names start with G R or M
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>Boss finishes combo
>”Ok, I’ll try to heal”
>Boss input reads and smacks me again
>Roll away a dozen yards, boss slow walking
>”Ok, now I can heal”
>Boss input read and immediately leaps at me and hit me
>youdied.wav
What a great game.
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Friendly reminder the Hornsent did nothing wrong, they were gifting the shamans sainthood and that's good.
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>the two fingers go from enigmatic envoys of an outer god to the retarded grandchildren of the greater will due to the DLC lore
>they don't coincidentally look like a hand with two fingers, they are literally just a giant pair of fingers
>they get their own cool themed ruins that are just empty wastelands
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>>484599170
base is just old timey evil
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>>484600518
Fake combo enders are a cancer
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>>484598054
Scadu avatar is honest as fuck you shitter
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>>484596894
this image with that file name made me laugh like you wouldnt believe
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whats the lore with the jars and saints or whatever
did they stuff bad people into jars?
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>>484600368
I'm an Int caster
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>>484593691
where do you get them?
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>maliketh's sword vs radagon and elden beast wasn't this game's storm king reference
Shit game
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>>484600135
Gods I want to cook up that boar and eat it at the Roundtable Hold, THE BOAR IS PREGNANT
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whats the lightest weapon you can put endure on?
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>>484598990
there's a bell bearing for the mold
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>>484600606
Yes the shamans, they were bad people and needed to be redeemed through sainthood.
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>>484599765
the ground effect always hits the rear of the forge golems so you just ez mode them
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>>484600521
>A greatjar which fits comfortably over the head when upturned. Attire of the shamans who perform their worship at gaols.
Shamans love being stuffed in pots, idk why Marika had such a fit about it
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>>484600521
>Grotesque mask constructed from countless solidified caterpillars. A ritual implement of the greater potentates of Bonny Village. Used to ward off thoughts of impurity, doubt, temptation, and other wickednesses one is vulnerable to while absorbed in divine ritual.
>A record of crafting techniques of the greater potentate who roamed lands near and far. Haunted by the grotesque practice of his village of birth, he stuffed great pots with all manner of things.
Take off the caterpillars bro
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>>484600605
I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE
>>484600679
maybe a dagger or caestus
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>>484600628
bayle is a storm king fight with the dragon hunter great katana
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>Playing through new character for DLC
>Get invaded
>Player spams some jumping attack with some kind of golden horn AoE thing
>Instagibs my friend
>Pulls our reverse grip dagger things
>Spams what looks like a running anime dash version of Waterfowl Dance
>Literally never touched a button other than L2 the entire time

Damn, DLC shit is OP huh?
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>>484600917
lol yup
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>>484600679
endure fists is really popular
slap it on spiked caestus and just mash r1 till they bleed
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>>484600804
finally someone gets it
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>>484600778
She suffers from claustrophobia and never got diagnosed, unfortunate misunderstanding.
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>>484600453
Trina doesn't
>>484600548
They aren't literally fingers, just like metyr isn't a hand, that's just how they are described due to inability of comprehension. If anything they're twin-headed worms.
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>>484600778
Shamans yearn for the urn.
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>>484599057
You solved it. How has nobody noticed this yet. It even has two rows teeth. Ffs it was right in front of us
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Brazier Man's gonna give up that Deflect Tear
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So Omen, Misbegotten, Hornsent, and Ancestral Spirits are all the same thing now? Everything is horns (Omen, Hornsent), the Crucible (Hornsent, Spiral magic, Misbegotten) and getting away from the Erdtree (Hornsent, Omen, Ancestral Spirits). What the fuck is the connection meant to be here?
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are we EVER going to get another boss that isn't just
>fight adhd sperg monster (that's bigger than your camera) in a huge open circular room
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Minor Erdtree
Secret incantation of Queen Marika.
Only the kindness of gold, without Order.

Creates a small, illusory Erdtree that continuously restores the HP of nearby allies.

Marika bathed the village of her home in gold, knowing full well that there was no one to heal.
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>>484600679
ok if any1 else is interested it seems to be dryleaf, 0.5 units lighter than caestus
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>>484601374
you needed the dlc to tell you this?
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>>484601374
Erdtree = colonizers

Horned fuckers = natives

In other words,

GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED GET COLONIZED
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>>484601374
Yes, take a closer look at all the specimens in messmer’s castle
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>>484601374
They aren't same thing but are related in one way or another
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Hear me out...
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elden ring shadow of the erdtree belladonna of sadness edition
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>shamans in the base game are omen related
Full circle?
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>>484601464
Floating metyr reminds me of some of these rad dudes.
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>>484599736
I managed to get that conversation by acting like complete retard. I got the 2nd map but didn't claim the talisman, went back to the church and noticed he was missing. I moved his chair and fell down the hole, suiciding myself. When I respawned, he was back on the chair with the hole re-sealed, and he said those words to me.
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>>484601907
cuz of ppl abusing the status bug on it?
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>>484598067
He even wields dual great curved swords. He’s like everything the hornsent embody.
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>>484601464
this boss is so fucking awful it's clearly designed around being a spellnigger that summons ashes how the fuck else am I supposed to hit her when she does her minute long floating arena wide nigger beam
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Rellana is the only fun and fair boss in the DLC.
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>>484601865
Base game shamans have little to do with omens or the hornsent, they're more like an ancient tribal culture that has nothing to do with the ayylmao.
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I legit do not understand From.
>Give FTH builds an insane number of variations, possible utility spells and even elements to deal damage with
>Make every boss in the game resistant to Holy, make every boss in the game take place somewhere with water so fire damage is reduced
>Make Lightning infusion not even scale with FTH
>Vast majority of incants are mid to outright useless in real combat because of the 10 billion years of warm up casting time
>The good ones are mostly harrasing spells or "endure and nuke the field" like ADLS
>Pretty much all of the best FTH weapons are Fire and the few holy ones still suffers because of the bosses insane holy resist

>Instead, give INT 3 spells and each of those spells have like 10 useless variations
>Fucking nothing in the game aside from Raya Lucaria enemies actually resists magic damage
>The three core spells are all good at their base and actually usable in combat
>Frost is literally just bleed but magic
>A good variety of weapons to use, including two arguably the best weapons in the game
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>>484601576
Marika...had a hard life...
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So it seems that online is already dying. I have to wait for 60+ seconds spamming fingers to invade at RL125 WL25. As i predicted, two weeks was enough.
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>>484602014
That and just the amount of people relentlessly spamming it in the arena. Just a miserable experience.
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>>484602125
Lion is funner, Midra is fairer.
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>>484601610
>>484601653
>>484601778
This recontextualized the poopoo man completely. Omen used to be fucked up cursed super mutant haunted by visions of horrible ghosts. Now they're just Crucible guys. So why does raping corpses make you some kind of divine primordial hornsent now?
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>>484602234
>RL125
lol
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>>484601789
Show from the back angle
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Was Godwyn from the tower people/hornsent culture? He also seems to be embody everything about it, and his knights were crucible knights. There's also that talisman in SOTE that confirms he was there. Is he the "seduction" mentioned in the trailer?
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>fire knights look so cool in the artbook
>put the armor on
>look like a bumbling burger king crown oaf
fuck me sometimes I wish the player character had that weird bloodborne gangly lanklet body type
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>>484599736
So is the formless mother one of these star ayylmao who is going around telling people the truth about the greater will and its children? Like a rebellious child but less evil than the frenzy flame?
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>>484602207
INTcel cope
Faith mogs the fuck out of Intelligence
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>>484602240
>Jank oversized hit box and element spam
>Status effect build up: the boss
No thanks, bro.
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Is Malenia still the hardest boss?
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>>484602235
I get that. I really enjoy it because throwing shields is cool (and I finally get to be a ruin sentinel) but I've fought ppl in the arena who run away and spam that whenever they can. It's so obnoxious.
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>>484602310
You mean Godfrey, right? And yes he probably was seduced and betrayed his people. Radahn as consort is the apology and redemption of their ideal diety
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>>484602310
>Ranni assassinated him for being a race traitor
Uhh carianbros? She literally can not stop getting better and better.
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>>484602207
Also faith gets access to literally every damage type and status effect while int gets fuck all, it's a weird game
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I have reached the dancing lion. I have not fought it.
I have reached Rellana. I have not fought her.
I have reached Messmer. I have not fought him.
I have reached Gayass. I have not fought him.
I have reached Sunflower. I have not fought it.
I have reached Metyr. I have not fought her.
I have reached Bayle. I have not fought him.
I did fight the Trina Cum Man. I wanted its cleaver.

I'm going through base game catacombs and hero's graves rather than the aforementioned bosses because my expectations are so abysmally low for this dlc. Are there any fun fights in this forsaken shithole?
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>serpent flail got a spot in the artbook
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
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>>484602687
your mom was a fun fuck fight lmao
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>>484602549
Yes Godfrey, my mistake
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>>484602687
Dancing Lion is a ton of fun. Rellana is a slog. Messmer is iffy. Gaius is a nightmare. Sunflower is fun. Metyr is fun until she has the undodgeable attack. Bayle is most spectacular boss in Elden Ring.
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>>484596387
>Like is Alexander the meat inside the Jar and he's actually pretty happy, or is Alexander the jar and inside him is like a meat thing that is forced to be tehre and not happy/atleast like different than him?
He'd be whomever they put in their to begin with, the "hero" (who is said to be dead). They then feed on human remains.
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>>484602687
What kinds of fights do you like?
I really like rellana, messmer, dancing lion, metyr, bayle, and cum knight.
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>>484601374
The horned beast is one very specific ayylmao that has been around for a very, very long time.

My current theory is that metyr, as the eldest child of the GW and the one who granted fingers to the beasts, had delusions of grandeur and hated that the horned ayylmao was in the seat of power, so it used marika as a tool to usurp power from the horned beast and installed its fingers as intermediary messengers.
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>>484602458
I'm not going to sugarcoat it, eat your boluses
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>>484602706
I like it a lot and I'm running it right now but I'm starting to think about switching off it because I'm running into endless Fire Knight Truecombo Sleep Shotgun Crossbow misery in the arena right now and it's just not fun with it's janky ass hitboxes, even if the boomhammer-lite Ash of War is satisfying to land.
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>>484602737
How much VIG and END do you need to fuck his mom?
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>>484599057
I will never forgive them for making his horns so indistinct.
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My hatred burns with the force of a thousand suns.
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>>484596521
So the post marika ones r warriors, but the pre ones are the shamans or something? who are unwilling?
>>484602880
the hitbox doesn't seem weird to me, what's janky about it? it's an alright weapon, but if you're going up against sleepbolthunt 2.0 ur gonna have a bad time with most weapons.
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>>484602980
Miquella took a hacksaw to the other ones
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>>484603067
really makes you think
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>>484602858
where are you reading anything about this "horned beast"? i dont recall it being mentioned, unless you're referring to the divine beasts that the hornsent were attempting to emulate their vision of the divine with
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>>484602980
If they decked him out in horns and gave him more mohg / divine beast aesthetics people would’ve more easily picked up on the metanarrative. But From can’t have people understanding their game lore so they had to sprinkle in the lightest hint of horns.
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How the hell should I be assigning my stats if I want to run a Death Knight cosplay?
>DK axes both scale with STR
>Dragon Cult incantations scale with DEX but need heavy FTH investment to even use them
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>>484603150
It just doesn't seem to track that well and it feels like it whiffs pretty often
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do you think i can still get a gf if they find out I'm level 205 in the dlc?
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>>484602687
is this your second playthrough or are you guidefagging? how do you know what bosses are behind the fog walls if you haven't fought them yet?
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>>484603257
>Dragon Cult incantations scale with DEX
Are you serious? I thought they were pure faith and lightning weapons were dex.
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>>484603290
wait which attack are you talking about in the first place
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Do I need to summon Ansbach and Thiollier against Leda to complete their quest lines?
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>>484603257
>Dragon cult incantations scale with DEX
i thought the gravel stone seal scales D str/S fai?
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>everyone praising bayle
i dunno, kinda feels like
"CHASE ME DOWN SO I CAN FLY AWAY AGAIN"
fun
real fucking fun
as if the 4 dragons in the area didnt make me do that already
now hes doing that while assaulting my senses
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>>484603198
Grandam’s dialogue, divine beast cutscene and visual design, and Hornsent’s dialogue all point to Radahn being the return of their deity. It could be that the horn decked beast deity is the original deity of the lands between. Miquella’s theme and vision was a kingdom of acceptance, but it can also be read as a return to the original way. He divested himself of his grace and performed a hornsent ritual culminating in radahn (the lion) executing his (the new god) vision. He calls it a new order but it’s really a return or evolution of the hornsent religion.
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>>484603257
>Dragon Cult incantations scale with DEX but need heavy FTH investment to even use them
This is literally not true
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>they didn't give bayle a remembrance like for placidusax
>no weapon out of Bayle's wingbone that gives a unique dragonlightning AoW
Gay.
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>>484603401
Strike that, I guess I was wrong. Apparently, the incantations are FTH, but lighting weapons are DEX? I don't fucking know anymore.
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>>484603303
way too high
girls like tarnished who can carry them without the need to over level
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so only two new staves on the DLC? why
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>see invader with spread crossbow running at me
>already too late to attempt to swap to focus increasing equipment
literally every time i have to run into spread crossbow it's just an instant loss for me.
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I just got Rivers of Blood (Big). What am I in for?
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>>484590679
this isnt even colored/shaded like florissax nor does it look like her
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>>484603745
win trades in pvp but not pve
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>>484603725
the focus talisman won't help lol
you'll still be slept in 1 shot
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>>484603745
The L2 is deceptive because it isn’t as anime as corpse piler but one shots invaders.
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so you can skip the golden hipppo? just realized this
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One of the coolest npcs fights desu.
>>484603745
great katana with retard hyperarmor and r2 poke instead of the sweep. pretty fun weapon
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>>484603208
That's how the entire ending felt. Insane that we don't know what the fuck their vow was after being given a magical copy of their memory for us to watch after the fight, a memory that tells us absolutely nothing new.
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so how are you supposed to dodge that one move anyway
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>>484603524
It's 100% Igon that makes the fight. The only other noteworthy bit is Bayles transformation and the music shift accompanying it.
But the buildup to his fight was also good I think. Really made him out to be this big challenge meant to be overcome for no other reason but to prove your own prowess.
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>>484603745
spamming the ash, poke r2s. its gimmick is that you take more damage while attacking, but also are less likely to be staggered out of your attacks.
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>>484603676
Incants and spells are all some formula off the seal/staff scaling so it's whtaever those scale with. Gravel is pure faith for its scaling iirc with a str rating that doesnt mean much while Clawmark has a scaling with str and faith equially for its scaling
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>>484603757
>muh off mod-
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>>484603496
Anyone?
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>>484603851
Why would you skip the best boss in the game?
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Flower is the fucking worst coop boss. What do I bring as an int build?
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Has anyone used the new crucible incantations? They look awful.
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Is it possible that Marika was made from being stuffed into a jar and forced to ascend?
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>>484603198
There are multiple crucibles now, including an originating "mother of crucibles" that was associated with the giants and granted them all crucible aspects on their flesh, not just horns.
This actually directly explains the flavour text of a cut base game item (miranda's prayer) that talked about the flower crucible and the source of miranda flowers.

The crucible of the base game, the horns, is just one of multiple. A horn crucible.
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>>484603979
You should just summon them for the dialogue and the narrative. Nobody will shit on you for summoning here, it’s designed more like a story beat than a boss fight. You still beat the game
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>>484601042
trina is something miq cast off because it didnt suit his ideals
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>>484603979
why would u want to do that fight solo. it's giga aids bloated hp npcs
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>>484603615
>original deity of the lands between
That is how I saw it, it represents natural evolution and the wildness that comes with that. I also want to add that the statues around Enir Ilim of the two people embracing while tentacles surround them implies to me that if Miq and Radahn had completed their ascension, they might have fused, giving Radahn the white mane of the divine beast. But even if I'm misinterpreting that statue and there is no fusion, Miq still gives him the white mane in phase 2
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>>484603198
The grandam talks about a horned beast possessing the lion dancers. possession seems to be a spiritual aspect of their religion
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>>484603929
and yet hes all the shitty things about your average dragon fight
never really fights in the pocket
well at least its my experience in being summoned for that draining fuck
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>>484603970
i don't need to coomerfy my dragon girl to like her, kys faggot coomer
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>get invaded by Queelign in the plaza
>2h my greatsword, stunlock him to death with R1s
>he doesn't even get to attack once
>go to the church, get invaded again
>exact same thing happens
Pathetic.
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>>484602254
Over time, things are interpretted differently. We're seeing the culture that revered the Crucible. Later, they were socially outcast and dehumanized. Dungeater only knows the life he and the Omen lived. He probably doesn't have the full picture on what he's invoking.
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>>484603835
really? guess i have no excuse not to block on sight then
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>>484604243
Riffing on this what if grandam was betrothed to godfrey and they were supposed to meld together in the secret rite? It would explain her bitterness
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this game is hard to stare at desu senpai
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>>484604201
No, she's her own person, his radagon. I cant fathom how people still can't piece this shit together. The sleep and spirit shit she deals in has absolutely nothing to do with miquella.
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>>484604295
You want to fuck a skeleton with rotting flesh wearing a rotting dragon head, you have no standing here.
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>>484602207
You want a good int build? Go play DS2.
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>>484604373
His sun necklace says otherwise, it is directly invoking the fell god emblem mesmmer used to spite the hornsent, and comparing it directly to the golden order and its grace. Its an explicit insult.
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>>484604558
You’re right but it’s also implied via the miquella crosses that her personality is made up of traits miquella divested himself of. Trina would use love and sleep to soothe the suffering omens and misbegotten (basically the outcasts in the lands between). Radagon is probably the divested order, craftsmanship, artisanship, and discipline of Marika.
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>>484602207
at least we got funny teleport spell...
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is arcane used for anything except weapons?
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is it too hard to learn perfect guard by fighting dlc radahn?
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>>484604920
Also item discovery, and spells if using a catalyst that scales with it.
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>>484604926
Radahn has some of the easiest parry windows in the game. Totally filters shitters and spammers. He is literally as fundamental as it gets with souls games.
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The Lord: Wh... What on earth do you want, then?
Jeanne: Everything.
The Lord: What?
Jeanne: The entire world. All of it.
The Lord: Prepare the stake! I want this witch burned at the stake this instant!
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>>484604573
don't talk about my malnourished dragon wife that way
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>>484597764
technically, this story was there from the beginning and is grrm's. they took it out of base and repurposed it for dlc.
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>>484603967
Okay, that's straightforward enough. Thanks.
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>>484604827
It can also be seen that his divestment of love was not trina but the love that stopped him from abandoning her in the first place. its not the love cross that clues ansbach in, it's the cross about doubts in the cerulean area.
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>>484605139
Why'd they give her the worst fucking weapons ever in the dlc, good god
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how do you dodge gaius charge?
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>>484603654
>No Incantation where you summon his Lightning Wings
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jesus christ fextra is useless
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>>484605216
That makes more sense than what I was saying, good distinction.
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>>484604689
It doesn't contradict that at all. It says it reflects what the guidance he once saw. That doesn't mean he comprehends the truth of what it means. We spend the entire game not knowing much the same context ourselves for tons of shit.
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>>484605253
From fighting him, I noticed that when he charges right up close it was much easier to dodge it. I think that if you begin moving before your dodge the course correction he does moves his hitbox toward the side your dodging to. So I think the play is to stand completely still as he charges and then dodge diagonally to one side
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should i poison the dragon woman?
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>>484603901
the other great katanas don't have it's hyper armour?
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>>484604985
I was wondering if it would be a bad idea to respec into str or dex + arcane for occult infusion if I dont plan to use any spells
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>>484596521
utter disinfo, they are the very same cruel abominations
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>>484605469
if u want her as a spirit summon sure
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>>484603150
not that anon, but I think the shaman jars were made with still living people, while warrior jars/jarburg jars are made from dead corpses
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>>484605498
All the pvp youtubers are saying they don't and from my limited experience playing with them, they don't but I've seen people here say they do so I have no clue what's going on with the weapon class.
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>>484605437
This. That’s like saying everyone who wears a cross is a devout and studious christian. Much like the typical mumble rapper Dungeater is wearing the cross while not really being a christian
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>>484605469
poison her = spirit ash summon and incantation
don't poison her = arc hammer and dragon priestess transformation
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>>484600621
supposedly farmed from the golems in the scriptsmith forges, very specific ones too, the ones that can shoot rocks from their hands
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>>484605651
It's honestly way more like some dude ripping a symbol he stumbled across on an acid trip that's from the fucking sumerians or scribbled on cave walls from prehistory or some shit that almost no one even knows the associations of except maybe some postulations from a couple of anthropologists,and just being "haunted" by seeing it everwhere and being compelled by it. In addition to all the other fucking insane shit going on in his life.
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>>484603745
Mediocrity, it's a shadow of its former self. Literally worse than any other katana. Use Godskin Peeler with blood infusion and eleonora's poleblade instead, or use the chicken wing in the dlc.
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faith shit is stupid because if you take a lot of tries on a boss then popping three buffs before entering is boring
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>>484604074
All I know is I wanna stuff some meat in her jar, if you catch my drift
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>>484605920
Lol now I’m picturing dungeater as a radical fundie of the hornsent, committing jihad in the lands between and I can’t unsee it lmaooo
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>>484606027
>play int
>use 3 buffs and charge up kamehameha
>still fucking die to the boss
much better
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>>484606027
just get gud and beat the boss without buffs
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So what was Messmer planning to do after he killed us tarnished in the serpent form? Was he going to just revert back to normal or just chill with the base serpent out forever like that? Wasn't it sealed because it was like Malenia with the rot eating at her?
Nigga pulled a resident evil boss on us knowing he was going to die soon after or??
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>>484606169
Who cares, lore sucks and he dead.
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>>484606169
He hasn't finished killing all the Hornsent yet
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>>484606169
Pretty much. He didn’t want to suffer a lord devoid of light so he pulled the samson option on us
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>never used mimic before
>equip mimic with blood tax bleed weapon and meat dumplings
>mimic solo's mohg for me
What the fuck lmao this shit is stupid. It's just sitting there heal spamming with blood tax and he even used meat dumplings a bunch. I'll admit it was a little bit of an unfair test because he's immune to mohgs bleed nihil attack, but still. He actually solo'd it.
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Just discovered magma shot, holy shit this shit melts bosses
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>>484604217
That was actually a really cool fight with the summons. Is it the same against Radahn?
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>>484606330
>calls his mimic’s build stupid

Oh the irony
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How am I supposed to dodge the fucking fake out teleports?
Am I just supposed to bring a shield to this entire fucking fight?
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>>484606414
Fuck no. Summoning the dumbass NPCs for that fight unironically makes it ten times harder.
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>>484606453
I was just surprised it was that fucking strong. It's actually insane that there's that much of an easy mode available in the game.
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>>484606414
Yes ansbach’s dialogue is S tier when he dies, but if you summon him on your first playthrough you didn’t beat the game
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sword of night any good?
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>invade
>ITS ALL TAUNTERS
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>>484606414
Ansbach has a badass opening line telling radahn that mogh's body doesn't belong to him, and if he falls in battle he straightup urges you to become elden lord of all men or some shit. cool guy.
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Thinking of making a Str/Fai Blasphemous Blade + Pyromancies build. Would it be possible I fit Gelmir magma stuff in too for thematics?
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Malekith is a lot slower than I remembered
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>>484606727
what level?
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Don't let your memes be dreams!
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>>484606885
150
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>>484606827
gelmir is int/fth lol
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>>484606819
Miyazaki does it again...
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>>484600606
I think the sacred aspect that the Hornsent see in the practice is perhaps a sort of emulation of a crucible. The shamans are able to absorb or meld with other things in a much easier way, they are essentially a mini-crucible when stuffed on the jars. It's bizarre but it's what seems to make sense coming from their culture's (warped) point of view.

I think this shaman property also kinda explains the thing about empyrean flesh. They are basically able to contain a god by being a literal vessel to their essence. Like Marika is the vessel for the Elden Ring, or Malenia is the vessel for the Rot.
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>>484606819
If this actually happened it would be unironically peak
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>>484600606
You put the shrine maiden in the jar and then you worship them
Should be easy to understand
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yeah, im never entering this madness area on my other characters
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>>484606928
What the fuck that's so ass i guess ill take it to like 180 or something
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Any tips for Beast Clergyman? His quick swipes with the sword are fucking me up so badly. Regular Malekith honestly feels easier to deal with.
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Which demigod was made of water?
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>>484607153
the blue dancer
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UM RADAHN BROS? OUR RESPONSE?
https://x.com/Bunnewo/status/1808679117623111979?t=EDU1c8H5JlXX1Qn0ySdqBQ&s=19
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>No Holy Dragon boss
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>>484605139
You think the huge Gransax-sized Ancient Dragon body on the alter is perhaps her body?
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I did NOT beat the game.
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>>484606819
>Dark Souls becomes Lewis Carrol KINO
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>proc bleed and poison for exultation buffs
>start spamming sleep evermore
>a variety of other "tools" for dealing with pesky creatures
Ah yes...my """build""" is impeccable.
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There is so much shit to explore god damn
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>>484607283
?
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>>484607403
>spread crossbow
automatic block
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I hate these needle fuckers and their homing missiles
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>>484607290
I thought that was a drake and she just shapeshifted into a human form like how Lanseax used to.
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>>484606727
I know what you mean anon... I tried invading and I immediately got put into some taunters tongue duelists world. Fucker is just sitting right next to a grace. Me and my invader teammate fucked him up though.
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>>484603757
mods will fix that
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>>484594893
No it's not, because in Elden Ring the player can interacts with the moveset of the blsses in more ways tham dodging it and be more aggressive than in Bloodborne.
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>>484607615
yeeha these guys are super annoying
surely there's no way they could make them any worse
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>>484607597
How will you block me when I don't do PVP anon?
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>>484607615
>Try to avoid them on Torrent
>Fail
>Die
Aaaaaaaaaaa
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BAYLE VILE BAYLE
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I don't think I beat the game but whatever that shit was ass I never wanna do it again
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>>484606991
What I’m trying to wrap my head around is the why factor. If the warrior jars act as fertilizer for the erdtree, then what do the shaman jars act as? They are stored underground in cold carverns like they are being fermented or preserved. There aren’t any jars in enir illim, but there are bodies in the trees and at the divine gate. Is it because their society collapsed and their deity has abandoned them? Back in its hayday, what were the jars being used for? What were they fertilizing?
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>>484606819
VGH SO MVCH KINO...
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>>484607784
>Extreme ryona
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>>484607784
yiff in hell
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>>484607802
> If the warrior jars act as fertilizer for the erdtree,
Is there anything in the game directly stating this to be the case?
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>>484607784
I'm not surprised this exists but I am disappointed
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>>484607794
good job cutie
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>>484599559
meds
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>>484607436
https://files.catbox.moe/1wylbw.jpeg

More people are drawing porn of miquella x radahn...it's over for us...
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>>484606169
When he kills you he says "embrace oblivion, as have I", suggesting he's accepted his fate after unleashing the base serpent.
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>>484608170
Can you kill yourself and go to hell already, homosexual?
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>>484608170
lame crackship
Here's the real business
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They shouldve just made lightning the faith scaling infusion and rename blessed to golden order and make it scale with int and faith.
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>>484607996
You know what, no there isn’t. The items from the base game talk about jars being the embodiment of the warriors stuffed in them. The dlc items like innard meat say they contain the flesh of the condemned who become saints. So the shamans were condemed? And the warrior jars are just a means to keep soldiers on the field?
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>>484607883
That's partly why I am mixed on this.
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this fucking game, man
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Daily reminder whenever people bring up the final dialogue in Japanese or Freyja's dialogue as proof that Radahn promised Miquella, remind them that
>Freyja's Japanese text means it's a one-sided promise
>The final dialogue in Japanese mean "If we keep our promise" however Miquella likes to refers to himself with the royal "we" so it's ambiguous
Don't let disingenuous fucks mislead you
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>>484608628
My thought is the practice was always something along the lines of "stuffing the dead into pots." Along came the Numen, and they found out stuffing them into pots started doing some weird shit thanks to their abilities. I think all living Jars with sentience have Numen in them that gives them that; that's why others don't. Even the dregs of Numen might remain to keep a jar animated, though the intention read to me (but certainly doesn't explicitly say, I don't think) that the most horrific form of the practice was torturing/flaying Numen and stuffing them in alive. I think the practice of jar burial simply continued in other places without having been twisted that way. Overtime, as faith in the Erdtree/the Golden Order subsumed all cultures, bringing them to the foot of the minor erdtrees just became another thing that people started doing with them.
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So, huh
The faggot's rememberance has 3 things in, TWO whole ass different Radhan weapons?
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is there a way to get there? Is there something there?
It's on Berulat's poison area
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>>484609015
Also it could be places were just experimenting in general with torture involving stuffing people into pots semi-alive, they mention it for sinners or as punishment and whatnot I believe, but I think it's only a certain time and perhaps certain area in which the practice really got used that way.
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Thoughts on the Elden Ring Convergence mod?
I'm halfway through playing and kinda getting bored, I heard this adds new spells and shit.
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Just beat metyr on my 8th try. How are you supposed to dodge her first quasar beam? You can stick close to her purple wind to dodge the second but I just can't see a way for the first one. Also cragblade heavy milady is fucking based
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>>484609172
I can't even insult mod slop after that terrible Radahn fight
Man fuck this DLC
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>>484609015
I think this is spot on. My theory about the stone coffin ships is that they are full of pots. Which is why the putrescent knight exists. Perhaps the soul or souls of ancient numen warriors gooped up at the bottom of the fissure. Numen are long lived but maybe they are all literally eternal? Marika’s people aren’t dead they are just stuck in an endless cycle of jars and putrescence?
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>>484590585
I forgot how nice Rogier and D are. Too bad they die so early.
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>>484608889
Does anyone else use royal we in the game?
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>>484608605
Ship died I'm sorry. He was only there to prep the bull of radahn
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>>484608889
This is cope for radahn simps
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>>484609015
Also, nothing explicit but the potenate cookbook mentions the foul practices or something of the jar ritual
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>>484609501
Yes, it specifically points it out as the horrific practices of his birth village, which I think we can reasonably take to mean Bonny Village.
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Im tired of le gay femboys in souls games.....
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>>484598939
I beat radahn with it tho?
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>>484591320
I finished the base game at 175 on my first character, picked him back up for the DLC and I finished the DLC at 215 without the Golden Scarab. But that's doing basically everything the game has to offer.
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>>484609015
This makes me think of gideons dialogue saying it’s marika’s wish for everyone to suffer eternally. Maybe marika is enforcing the eternal life of numen people onto every living being as retribution or as a vision of the numen essence being extended as grace (a gift freely given) unto every living being?
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for some reason I can't use golden parry
I know the timings are the same for carian retaliation, but I still endlessly miss parries I can easily do with carian retaliation
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>>484609663
Why couldn't miquella be a qt girl? We only get St Trina and she's a vegetable from the waist down
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So did mohg always look like an infernal rape demon or is it because of the outer gods influence?
Morgott doesn't look as horrifying for contrast
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>>484591701
Sad old knight. I like it a lot.
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>>484609553
Yes, this makes sense. No reason to extend the bonny practice out to the other areas
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Hornsent disappeared after fighting Messmer. He's not in the arena or at the church of bud.
Where did he go?
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How do you dodge Bayle’s double death laser combo without blocking or rolling
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>>484609876
that's just his style, it's unfortunate that everyone assumed he actually was an infernal rape demon
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>>484609358
TO BE FAIR, it's still Mohg's body
Miquella must've really liked that Crucible Cock eh
>>484609876
Morgott trims his horns
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>>484609947
Indomitable vow
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I'm surprised no ones posting their fashion, I think From did a great job on the armor sets of the DLC
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>>484610037
It was melded into radahns cock shape I'm sorry. Even his body is made to prep the bull of radahn.
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>>484609281
I haven't quite puzzled out the whole of what's going on with the coffin ships exactly. Well, more exactly, I'm not sure how I fit ghostflame in with the putresence. I think the practice of burning the dead with ghostflame might have come with the Numen, if we're supposing they came on those ships? They are said to come in an age before the Erdtree. That entire practice could have been their own culture. Putresence might just be the tainted remains of unburnt flesh or something. I don't exactly know there.
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>>484610185
We had a bunch of threads where ppl posted fashion desu
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>>484609016
Apparently nobody during development said "Wait, why don't we just combine this into a single stance weapon?"
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Do they know about Sword of Night and Flame?
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>>484610165
I found this
https://youtu.be/L2eRnpMmLxQ?si=QXBElRZ21bAPmsJT
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>>484609929
There's certainly no doubt the process spread a ways though. Belarut was definitely involved eventually. They crafted a lot of jars. And the rest of the Lands Between kept the process up after the Shattering to some degree.
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>>484610260
Maybe ghostflame was the only method to truly end the life of a numen? Like to save them from becoming putrescence or jar beings they were burned so they could finally die a true death?
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>>484610320
they only have sword of night in the dlc
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>>484610231
>It got smaller
How disappointed do you think Miquella was?
I mean, he could've used literally anyone else to revive Radahn but he used his omen rapist that's the avatar of an Outer God? The ONLY explanation was that his dick was just that good.
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>>484607153
my cum
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Was scadutree avatar supposed to be so easy? But I did like the midfight revival
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>>484610185
I only use full sets
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>>484610481
Radahn canonically has a huge cock I'm sorry to say. Mohgquilla cucks have been btfo harder than miqulania ones
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>>484610569
Why is it always weak foe?
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>>484610378
This is kinda how I figured out radahn organically. Trial and error on running away from certain things and figuring out when to lock on and lock off of him for some aoe.
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>>484610421
That's probably along the lines I'm thinking. I also think the other societies of Numen weren't in agreement with Marika at all. The Gloam Eyed Queen was likely just another Numen who made another pact with the Two Fingers. This probably happened early since the Golden Order was only establisehd with her defeat. The other societies of Numen were looking for other ways, their own answers in opposition to Marika. Virtually none of them agreed with her plan from what we can see.
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>>484610185
I'm so glad the DLC gave us some plate armor options without those stupid jousting shields on the chestsplates.
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>>484610185
I dont know how to fashino
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Where's my weapon to go with moore's set. Also the new light and dark straight swords look kinda bad.
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>>484610569
Scud is a great filter for shitters because he had a huge weakness to fire and is harder to beat when you summon other players, but shitters never learn. I’m convinced they will be stuck at that fog gate forever until they get it.
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To the jar discussion

>A greatjar which fits comfortably over the head when upturned. Attire of the shamans who perform their worship at gaols. Increases the power of thrown pots of all sizes. They offer their prayers to the innards of the greatjars, such that they might be reborn one day into sainthood. This is the cycle of death and rebirth, taken into the hands of mortal men.

It's literally just man made reincarnation. This was the religion of the Shaman. The condemned are chopped up & put into jars to become saints. It's a form of reincarnation & atonement controlled by the Protentates.
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>>484609756
How do Belladonna of Sadness and Elden Ring overlap?
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>>484610790
So they wanted to be chopped up?
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>>484610779
>huge weakness to fire
oh, I just smacked him in the face with a sword
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>>484610748
>Where's my weapon to go with moore's set
The Lizard Greatsword. Or the Stone-sheathed Sword for the lulz
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>>484610660
Fuck you I love those tilting plates
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>>484606719
not really. it has the same issue as all weapons that can break through shields, and that's having its damage output decreased to compensate. its l2 isn't anything special.

the claws of night are good.
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>>484610658
Maybe the Numen / Nox schism was the debate over life eternal and death indiscriminate. Melina’s dialogue when near the three fingers kinda lays out the footwork for GEQs philosophy. Putrescent Knight was originally Gloam Eyed Knight, so there is a link to GEQ, albeit via cut content. But it links the ghostflame to her.
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>>484610887
he's incredibly weak to fire, I was killing him in like 4-5 flame lances
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>>484610748
A pest glave would work thematically, but it won't match.
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>>484610658
The Gloam Eyed Queen is Melina. She weilds ghostflame.
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>>484590585
If Radahn was fully hypnotised, but denied it to begin with & throughout where possible (to the tune of holding thousands of astal entities in place, as not to be forced into it), is he gay or not?
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death is bad because then you are alivent
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So I was wandering around and a charm and great rune broke. I haven't started really any of the npc questlines yet, did I just screw myself?
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>>484610864
honestly it's just a meme but marika being salty about the hornsent and then going apeshit on them and becoming a god, compared to jeanne making a deal with the devil to gain power, and they both end up crucified
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>>484606991
>I think this shaman property also kinda explains the thing about empyrean flesh. They are basically able to contain a god by being a literal vessel to their essence. Like Marika is the vessel for the Elden Ring, or Malenia is the vessel for the Rot.
That raises an interesting question about what made Ranni suitable to be an empyrean
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>>484610880
I think that it might be that some shamans are sort of converted by the hornsent, and they pray that their fellow shamans put in jars will become saints, while the rest of the shamans are slaughtered and despise the hornsent for what they do, leading to marika eventually going on her crusade
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any ash of war suggestions for great katana? quality build, if that matters
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>>484611023
Also, it makes sense thematically why Malenia’s great rune was the most sacred. It was the synthesis of life eternal and death indiscriminant. An era of Rot and fermentation would have had decay and rebirth, nothing ever truly dies but new life is always emerging.
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>>484592463
she cute and she was nice to me also her followers are bros
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What’s the lore behind dragonflies?
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What's the significance of the fingerslayer looking like a warped sacred relic sword?
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>>484611235
Perhaps no one saw the significance until the two fingers selected her. Maybe that’s what caused Marika to realize Radagon wasn’t just a divested husk of herself but actually had numen genetics? Spitballing here
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>>484611023
One thing I can't entirely square away is the Gloam Eyed Queen's sword/Godslayer Blade fits right in with the spiral. I wonder if she embraced some other aspect of the crucible or lands between-native aspect elsewhere that turned ghost flame to black flame. The only thing strange is that there's no trace of her in the DLC or her servants; she must have been more active in the Lands Between for her actions. I didn't even think about the GEQ Knight cut name connection to Putresence when I thought of that, either, but I suppose it makes it fit even better.

>>484611235
I think being an Empyrrean means manifesting the strongest aspects of Marika and the numen, the ability to meld with other powers than yourself (and thus be influenced by them, too). She had to discard it to avoid their influence. Ranni only killed the Two Fingers who originally held sway on her afterwards to stop them from sending assassins after her.
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>>484597309
the fact that every late-game boss ends their combos with a "strong" attack that ensures even if you deflect you get knocked back too far to properly counter hit makes it mostly a pointless tear to use on them
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What’s the lore behind Kaiden warriors?
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>>484611546
It is what’s left of the GEQ. It is essentially exactly what th
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>>484611546
I'll never get tired of how all the ultimate weapons in ER all look like they're organic or alien in someway.
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>>484611446
One time I failed to pick it up and fell down the pit on accident so I had to run all way back just to collect my souls. This was some looney tunes level of unluck.
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Reminder that Godwyn is the only demigod canonically confirmed to have had sex.
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>>484611727
cant get over how Radagon was such an asshole that he reforged his copy of this and then chucked it in a cave
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>ganksquad in specimen storeroom
>jump on the bookshelves and start spamming gravitational missile at them
>they run into one of the corners out of sight
>blast a fully charged cannon of haima and both his summons die
>host alt f4s
why are people like this
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Marika likes trees & growing things & fears fire, her spells are the healing spells. She started the practice of Erdtree burial because it is a form of reincarnation without jars, it's an evolution of her own Shaman practices, but incorporating g her beloved trees instead. She didn't outlaw jarring though, there's still a ton of jars & the jar practices all over the lands between.

Melina as the Gloam Eyed Queen used ghostflame to burn dead bodies. This purified them of Rancor which would fester in dead bodies if left unchecked.

Marika hated/feared the Numen. She cast them underground where they started worshipping not the light (Lumen as illuminate) but the darkness, (hence the change to the Nox). The Nox pioneered artificial life. They created the mimic tears & puppets, this was probably in an effort to create their own artificial god.
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>>484611546
So does that mean that the sacred relic sword could harm fingers and the greater will too?
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>>484611619
cold bastard mercenaries from the mountaintops region. morgott baited them in with pay and spectral training shit, but the war dragged on, so half are now just wandering bandits, while the rest are his night's cavalry still on payroll.
a lot more obvious when you learn that the mountaintops is formally known as "kaiden", similar to how the lakes are liurnia
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>>484611845
was the pve dead too? I hate those types of ganks
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is gravitational missile any good for pve?
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>>484611843
It doesn't line up with the lore that Radagon genuinely loved Rennala. He left her a great rune even. My guess is that Marika threw it out.
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>>484611914
How do you know the mountaintops are names Kaiden?
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post your tarnished (naked)
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>>484611619
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>>484611546
reused asset s
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>>484610864
there's a new mod that turns elden ring into an arthouse themed slideshow for rape fetishists
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>>484611546
>Fingerslayer blade is born of corpse
>You can see how Elden Beast shapes Radagon's corpse into sacred blade
Here is your answer.
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>>484611914
Why embellish with so much made up nonsense? There is nothing suggesting that the Night's Cavalry are Kaiden warriors.
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>>484611591
Black flame is described as missing its original color when marika sealed destined death away. The ghostflame we see from the putrescent knight is uniquely vibrant, unlike the death rite bird’s ghostflame. The metaphysical properties in the shadow lands are different than the lands between, as there is no erdtree burial. Also, all manners of death wash up in the shadow lands. Perhaps the putrescent knight’s ghostflame is the original blackflame, in it’s full power? I just wish it reflected in the other ghostflame spells in the shadow lands. The unique grave violets in the dlc are also vibrant blue. Maliketh’s original destined death was black, gold, red….and violet. Probably cut because of the color clashing.
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>>484611943
They killed everything including all the knights but I just hid up in the shelves and knocked them down a dozen times until they ran into the corner.
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does the smithing talisman work on the ghost javelin ash?\
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>>484611619
I just realized Horned Warriors are reskins of Kaiden mercenaries kek.
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>>484611121
Yes, if he didn't want to get fucked maybe he should have resisted harder. Not only that he wears such slutty armour! He wanted it, that slut!
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>>484612207
Stop being retarded we see the destined death flames are the original color. Argue with me I will lick your nipples faggot
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>>484612023
>Chest armor that mercenaries of Kaiden use. Wearing snow wolf fur to protect against the cold.
>It is said that the mercenaries who are big, brawny, and excel at horseback combat came from the snowy northern mountaintops. Kaiden is the name of their homeland.
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>>484612301
These guys were severely underused, I'm sad they aren't willing to make exploring the dungeons a challenge anymore, unless it's a corridor run like Enir-Ilim where exploration just nets you Euporia and some fly mold.
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>>484612078
very well
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>>484612207
Ghost flame is "nerfed" blackflame. Ghostflame burns away rancor. The Putrescent Knight is a guy who got covered in the corrupted putrescence in the coffin fissure
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>>484611549
>>484611591
I haven't really thought about it, but it's very interesting that there were only three contemporarily recognized empyreans aside from Marika. Two were the result of some fucked up selfcest and suffered terrible curses as a result, while one was the result of a union between the lesser of Marika's two halves and a royalty of a completely different tribe. Does this suggest that the Carian royal family was a numen lineage? It's also interesting that neither Messmer nor Melina, who I think are both heavily implied to be of the same parentage of Malenia and Miquella, are empyreans, Melina's GEQ connections notwithstanding.
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>>484612023
the mountaintops aren't Kaiden, Kaiden is located somewhere in the mountaintops.
>These hulking, fearless mercenaries, said to hail from the mountaintops of the wintry north, are adept at fighting on horseback. Kaiden is the name of their home settlement.
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>>484612442
Everything you just said is wrong
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>>484612490
And where is Kaiden? I never saw it in the game.
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Aren't empyreans the children of two gods? Is rennala a god? A god of what?
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Should I bother getting the DLC if Malenia took me 35 tries, and I needed Vow of Indomitable + light rolls to survive? Also, r8 my drip
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>>484612441
Bro why did I lick my lips?
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>>484612441
cute
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>>484612445
Caring are long descended from the Nox. It's why Marika wanted them wiped out, because their sorcery rivaled the power of Leyndell
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>>484612547
>>484612442
Read >>484612335
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>>484612557
Like I just said anon, somewhere in the mountaintops, probably a part of it we weren't able to access in the game, or their settlement got wiped out in their absence.
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>>484612490
>nomadic people have a home settlement
nice TL, retard
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>>484612698
I did, and it’s wrong.
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>>484612720
I accept your concession.
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>>484612580
Once you get skibidi fragments, the DLC is easier than the late basegame with the exception of 2 DLC bosses (the dragon and the final boss). If you're the kind to bother exploring, sure, if you just B-line between bosses, you'll hate yourself.
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can't wait for the newshits to leave so i can make this general into my personal discord again
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>>484611591
Also while I'm thinking about it, Marika sided with an entity (the fingers) who had already lost contact with the greater will when she found them. They were merely the ones to seduce her with their particular offers of power.

Thinking about what we know, all this clash with the other underground Numen societies happened before the Erdtree and before the Golden Order. I suspect Marika became a god of the Hornsent and the other people of the Lands Between and had to wage war against the other Numen societies pretty early. The genesis conflict for all of Marika's age had to be with this other vassal of the Two Fingers. The Erdtree must have been her solution to solidify her rule,created it, and the world turned against her. Interestingly, she might have already married Godfrey and had children and all that. In fact, some or many of these Demigods might have actually been originally fighting while mortal. Only once the Golden Order was established by sealing away Destined Death in the fight against the Gloam Eyed Queen was immortality granted to her and her demigod children. We know the war with the Giants solidified the age of the Erdtree, but the timeline of when the Golden Order was established is unclear as far as I can tell.
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Rannibros... Chad Miquella just stole her Tarnished.
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>>484612078
why are you burnt
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>>484612861
I love exploring and putting off bosses to last, so that's cool
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>>484612842
see >>484612358 for the direct TL
again
>nomad
>settlement
pick one / concede, retard
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What’s the lore behind the inquisitors?
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>>484612819
Okay I'm coming for your nipples faggot
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>>484613002
It still implies that their homeland is a place they call Kaiden that exists somewhere in the Mountaintops, if the Mountaintops were called Kaiden, they'd be called that.
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>Radahn, Top of Miquella has one of the best tracks in this series
>tied to the most spastic fight yet
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>>484612946
a message told me to interact with a door with my clothes off
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im just gonna pull out swift slash is all
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>>484612932
I thought NTR-man was Mohg, turns out it was Miquella...
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>>484612961
Well in that case, just keep in mind that everything really does hit like a fucking truck (while you explore) until you get those skibidi fragments rolling in (from exploration), and the two bosses I mentioned really don't fuck around with or without them.
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>>484612643
True. Digging a little deeper, Memory Stones and the Moon of Nokstella make that connection more obvious.
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Have you payed your respects?
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>Update soon
Wonder what's getting nerfed already
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>>484613218
Read actual ntr femboys and shotas are more often ntr villains than ugly bastards
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>>484613048
They torture shamans and put them in the jars.
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>>484613139
>the nomadic mongolian warriors come from the region known as mongolia, their homeland

>the nomadic mongolian warriors come from the city of mongolia, their home settlement

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I was in the middle of a boss what did it say about the update
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>>484611914
>while the rest are his night's cavalry still on payroll.
Fucking retard.
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>>484613351
Proofs?
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100% rolling sparks is first on the list to get shitcanned.
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Ranni and Marika are a real Betty and Veronica type situation
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>>484590631
it's never your turn in this DLC, get used to it.
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>>484613372
>Read actual ntr
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>>484613139
It's called the Mountaintops of the Giants, because the part you explore is mostly where the Giants are. Consecrated Snowfield is 100% Kaiden, at minimum, similar to how the North of Liurnia is more appropriately Caria, or how the North-West of Limgrave is Stormveil.
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If you gys can refresh me, was there a connection between Black flame and ghostflame? In my head I was sure there was an incantation or something from which we could find a connection, but as I was reviewing my base for that I didn't find it (perhaps I was thinking of the connection of black flame and DD)?
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>>484613285
Ranni really is a fool's idol.
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>>484613475
I didn't screenshot it but one of those in-game warnings just popped up said an update was coming at 16:00, I'm guessing that's Japan time.
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>>484613372
Doesn't make sense at all. I mean even Miquella gets fucked by two NTR-coded stereotypes
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>>484612908
Here’s something to chew on. In the land of shadows, you can find paintings made by the same artist as the lands between. Read the descriptions of the paintings. The artist was trying to capture scenes of life in the last days of death (indiscriminate). So riddle me this: how was the painter able to cross between the lands between and the shadow lands to paint? The lands of shadow was disconnected before destined death was sealed away. Marika didn’t seal it until after the shadowlands were disconnected. I’m not sure of this also coincides with her battle against the GEQ, but it’s highly probable that battle didn’t happen until after the shadowlands were disconnected.
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>>484597341
It's ceremonial, all that matters is being CHAD enough to lift it. Like bridal carrying your wife, tossing her on your bed and fucking a baby into her the night of your wedding.
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>>484613571
Blackflame is just flame with light removed by the serpents. Ghostflame is flame with the heat removed.
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>>484610320
it's talking about Messmer being Shonen MC tier dense and REFUSING to pound the CARIAN PRINCESS KNIGHTUSSY, anon
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>>484613571
imagine if you got burned but didnt feel any heat
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>>484597561
He still reforged his sword into the Golden Order GS. What a dick.
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>>484613736
So is destined death a combination of the red flame of ruin, black flame, and ghostflame? Like it burns away your body and soul altogether?
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>>484613789
Like acid?
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What triggers when you run up to Shadow Keep for the first time? Did I just fuck myself?
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>>484613594
It's not Ranni's actual body and Fool's idol was shaped after the queen of ivory tower.
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>>484613953
miquella breaks his runes and the npc quests really start, so better check on all of them
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>>484613953
You aren’t going to be able to fight radahn or messmer. You might as well load up a new save
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>>484613953
yeah its bullshit you can trigger it so easily just going relatively close to the keep
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>>484613627
Read actual ntr he's the stereotype he's even a hypnorapist
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>>484613940
To expound, the red flame of ruin kills your corporial flesh, the ghostflame kills your spirit, and the black flame kills your fate. Just spitballing, not trying to assert anything.
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>>484612389
>I'm sad they aren't willing to make exploring the dungeons a challenge anymor
yes. i want challenging fights to the challenging boss (and no goddamn bonfire near the boss). they had it perfect with demon's.
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>>484613630
The painter might have joined Messmer's crusade, which took place after Radahn's birth.
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>>484613953
You don't really miss out on anything aside from voicelines and one ending of a minor npc sidequest.
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Why didn't ranni get herself an organic body?
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>>484614239
True, but the painter’s goal was to capture scenes in the last days of death indiscriminate. So the shadowlands weren’t disconnected after death was sealed away. Death was sealed away after the shadowlands were disconnected.
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>>484614295
I have a feeling that killing your flesh body and just living as a soul makes that tricky in a world like Elden Ring, cause it's not a situation like with Sellen where we take her primal glintstone and put it in a new host. Ranni can probably only occupy something like the doll body, for all we know if she tried to inhabit a body of flesh again it would immediately die.
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>>484613478
I hope the nerf isn't too bad, it's one of the coolest weapon classes/ashes in the game.
But honestly I think it'll take at least half an year to balance everything
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>they're about to nerf radahn and I havent beat him yet
fuck
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first time i'm seeing a warning like that in a fromsoft game
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So the DLC has no good int weapons?
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FromSoft is hacking into my game!!!!
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>>484614445
Radahn is going to get nerfed if you didnt beat him pre patch you didnt beat the game
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>>484614445
Place your bets now! What’s it gonna be?
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>report a patch in english
>use JST
i love these fuckers
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>>484613630
They were certainly linked. The map connects decently, though there are some weird things like the Cerulean Coast placement. Where are you getting that it was sealed off before destined death was sealed and the golden order established? I figured it wasn't sealed away for a while after. It couldn't have been until after the Liurnia Wars and Radagon came onto the scene that the crusade happened, and I don't believe it was sealed until the crusade.
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WHY MUST THE RUNES HAVE THE SAVE BLUE/PURPLE COLOUR AS ACTUAL ITEMS!?
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>>484614295
>>484614469
That's what I'm thinking. Just like how godwyns soul seems permadead and unrecoverable it seems like ranni at a fundamental level ranni just can't have a human body anymore else it'll just die
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>>484614691
eat your runes tarnished
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Guys I'm big struggling learning how to use these perfume bottles. I feel like I'm always short on the range. Rellana is kicking my ass.

Any suggestions? Or are these just a fucking meme weapon?
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>>484614295
The whole point of her not having a body was to not be controllable by the greater wills.
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>>484613351
rolling sparks
drumsticks' bleed proc on r2
hopefully buffing radahn against shields
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>>484614769
they're situational, they won't be effective against big enemies with high poise
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>>484614476
they've done a few in the past in ds3
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>>484614585
>Carian Sorcery Sword
>Upward Adjustment to the intelligence scaling
>Increased spell buff scaling
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I recognise the challenge of Radahn and all that but I don't think I care about beating him 'legit'. Kudos to the ones who did it without abusing cheese strats or bugs.
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>>484590201
Wait a cotton pickin' minute, dats me
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can i reuse the coop cross outside fia's arena for help with the dragon fight?
i already got help once from it with the champion fight
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>>484614884
>INTbros complaining about spell variety
>they still get the weapon catalyst in the DLC
I'm jealous, I don't even know if it's any good but I've always adored weapon catalysts.
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>>484613351
If they make AMOG and Deflection tear and Beast claws and Messmer's spear useless, I'm going to be sad.
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>>484606350
theres a talisman in the dlc that very specifically boosts magma. odd but maybe you might like it
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I'm a mentally ill gay blonde twink irl what is the best build for me?
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>>484614153
Miquella truly is the best Elden Ring character and that's why Miyazaki cucked us.
>No Miquella hypnotizing other to have sex with them together.
>No twincest.
>No spitroasting hypno victims or Malenia
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Fleeting microcosm any good
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>>484614476
I saw it once back near release.
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>>484614982
It's not good, but it's fun. Playing with it is really making me want to do a new DS2 run because of all the cool melee/hybrid catalysts in it.
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>Dragon Hunter Great Katana
>Added Arcane scaling
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This nigger has 3 fucking phases? What is this? Elden fucking Beast?
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>>484615078
used it to kill gaius
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Abyssal woods invasions are silly
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>>484615090
Respec
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So does anyone have an idea on what the suppressing pillar is for?
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explain to me why godrick's rune is not the best even at like SL 150
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>>484615462
because most of your stats are at the softcap, so you get more value out of morgott's
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I finally beat the final boss, and I can safely say that this entire dlc is the biggest pile of shit ive ever experienced in my life. They fucked up massively on literally every single possible aspect. I hope fromsoft goes under and everyone who worked on this garbage ends up homeless
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>>484615446
It suppresses "Death"
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>>484615530
THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION AT ALL! IT JUST CREATES MORE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MICHAEL!
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>>484615523
How?
The map, music and most of the bosses are great.
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>>484615446
it makes things silent
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>>484615504
>level your stats so that they are 5 points short of the softcap
>use up to 40 leftover points to level your other shit
>???
>profit
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>>484615119
It's great.
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patch doko
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>>484615523
filtered
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>>484615675
then you're still having less hp and stamina than someone at the softcap with morgott's rune
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>>484615675
Anon? Your Rellana's Twin Moons? Your Light of Miquella??
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>>484615104
Malenia was originally in love with the tarnished
Miquella could've brainwashed the tarnished into falling for his sister
He could've been the best and worst wingman in history

But no
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>>484591563
No it's not
>>484591678
They were the best From has ever made, par the coyrse with base game dungeons BTFOing anything in Souls trilogy, Bloodborne and Sekiro.
Shadow Keep is THE best dungeon ever even
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>Sword of Night and Flame comet weapon art damage increased
>Sword of Night and Flame range is inversed and shoots directly at the user
>Sword of Night and Flame deals 200% self damage
holy fucking kinozaki did it again i kneel
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>>484615638
Music was good, map was meh, but literally every boss with the exception of romina and MAYBE bayle fucking sucked. They took everything that people hated about the bosses in their games and put it on every single one of them. Fuck the lion, fuck rellana, fuck gaius, fuck midra, fuck the hippo, fuck metyr, fuck messmer, and especially fuck radahn
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>>484615183
Dragon Hunter Great Katana is a gimmick weapon like the Serpent Hunter, rhe purpose is to melt Bayle with the WA
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>>484615318
>>484615318
>>484615318
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The dlc npcs weren't that good compared to base game.
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>>484615887
>being this mad and this filtered
kek it's always shitters

Your next post will be "bro I totally beat the DLC easily, also blindfolded and with one arm, now read my new massive rant reeeing about difficulty"
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>>484615943
Their stories were much shorter. I liked Ansbach.
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>>484613940
Giants flame is a savage fire of the fell God
Ghostflame is a cold flame that burns & purifies, it's a nerfed version of Destined Death's fire
Blackflame is basically the opposite of ghostflame.
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>>484615943
definitely agree, the problem is the way they are dressed in basic bitch knight outfits or blobs of rags
they had no defining personality and no presence in the zones or story
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>>484615983
What exactly am I being filtered from? I bought the dlc, i beat it, what am i being filtered from? Or are you just parroting words you read like a retard whenever someone criticizes any pile of shit daddy miyazaki takes?
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>>484615119
untargeted gravitational missile is simply much better
>>484614982
>I don't even know if it's any good
there are some interesting things you can do with it, but in terms of pure damage scaling its not good
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>>484614660
I think I’m trying to piece together the timeline in my mind and the painter thing threw me for a loop for some reason. But what I gather is:

>the defeat of the giants marks the beginning of the age of the erdtree

>the defeat of the gloam eyed queen marks the beginning of the age of the golden order and the sealing away of death

>The end of Godfrey’s reign marks the beginning of the age of golden order fundamentalism under Radagon

>Messmer is sent on his crusade during the age of golden order fundamentalism with radagon as his elden lord. Messmer knows what a tarnished is so he was around for Godfrey being hounded away.
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>>484615798
you still get a bunch, and you also get equip load, attack rating and reach certain requirements if needed

godrick's rune is just pure value

>>484615807
godricks rune will help u reach those
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>>484615887
Did you collect your scadu?
I had a great time with lion, rellana, midra and bayle. I couldn't tell what the fuck was happening most of the time with messmer though.
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>>484615264
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>>484614806
Fuck off with this bullshit. The Fingers cannot puppet anyone. She killed her body so she could hide herself
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>>484616119
kek called it
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>>484615940
why the fuck is there a separate fromsoft general if they still only talk about elden ring there
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>>484616181
Had 18 by the time i beat radahn
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>kick instantly breaks thrusting shield stamina
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>>484616219
The fingers are just messengers, they can't puppet anyone.
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>>484616236
dw jump attack shitters
"guy with a sword" shitters
dual katana shitters

all these people hated the dlc
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>>484616243
Both threads are full of autistic retards.
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So what are the changes? Anyone see the update notes?
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>>484614476
hey i saw that one some moments ago too
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>>484614445
They are finally removing invasions, nice.
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Bread doko?
Patch notes doko?
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>>484616001
Ghostflame burns cold and purifies spirits so they can die/rest in death. Blackflame I think basically burns your fate itself which is why it can kill gods, who are protected by their fate? Destined Death seems to have a bit of all of it, no?
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nta but he's right about all the bosses doubling down on shit people hate about From bosses, whether they're difficult or not.

>long ass combos in which they fly around the map that become incredibly tedious after you've seen it 100 times
>spend more time chasing some of them around the arena than actually fighting
>so big you can barely even see them with the shit camera, spend most of the fight just slapping them about the ankles

All of it is very played out.
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>>484616513
1 hour
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How do I start the arnsbach v leda fight? Leda already wants to murder honrnsent but I don't know who to pick to not break arnsbach's quest
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>28GB patch
They're replacing Radahn outright with Slave Knight Gael (with Artorias dropping in for phase 2)
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>>484611859
Marika IS the Numen. The Nox are not Numen nor Numen related and we have got to stop pretending that they are.
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oh my god I love stretching redclitty butthole with 2 of my best friends

its SO FUNNY watching them show up all confident and eager to 'bully' some helpless new player, only to run into our optimized and almost invincible rape squad

imagining redclitties screaming and squealing in frustration as we bend them over and then exterminate them will NEVER get old

the trick for maximum enjoyment is to dress in zone appropriate gear and play stupid/new until they open, because if they think you're a newbie they just charge right in

then we weapon swap and lay into them. LOL.

Oh redclitties. Please keep it up. It's so fun raping you idiots. It's a never ending stream of absolute shitters trying to bully others, because they suck at actual pvp. You're so bad. You're so bad.
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>>484616602
If you assist Leda she'll target Ansbach next. If you assist hornsent then Leda will fuck off until the end.
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>>484616198
>invade abyssal woods
>throw sound stones that attarct monster attention towards the host
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>>484616662
Where does it say the patch is 28gb? That’s like twice the size of the dlc itself
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>>484616662
>>28GB patch
fucking hell, I bet they nerfed every weapon lmao
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>beat Radhan and Miquella
>ignored all side objectives initially
>go back and just start 1-3shotting bosses like Bayle, Midra and Putrescent Knight
I feel like I've been too good
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>>484616701
On my steam download, 28.27GB
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>>484616135
Yeah. All of this must be true based on what we know in the game. I think the only thing that we're not sure of is the order of "the age of the erdtree" and "the creation of the golden order." There might be and probably is something I'm missing.

Also I'm not truly sure if there is anything really giving a good indication of when the shadow realm was sealed off still, either.
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>>484616662
>28GB patch
wtf this is real? there is literally no way
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>>484616814
nta but I'm also downloading a 28gb patch right now
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>>484616546
Despite Midra literally flying, his combos were pretty short. It was a back and forth fight.
Same for Messmer.
Bayle was extremely large but you can consistently attack his head.
My biggest complaint is the amount of particle effects going off that blind you.
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>>484616662
Prooves?????
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>>484616682
What are those sound stones called? Might try that
Also this is the strongest enemy in the entire game, that frost covered combo slash is impossible to avoid
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>>484616701
the patch is 15mb, it needs 28 gb of space to unpack and repack game files
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>>484616814
It's not. Anon probably had a fucked game folder and the game is fixing it thru verification. The patch is 15MB
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>>484616769
Is that normal for a patch? That doesn’t seem right. The dlc was like 12gb
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>>484616662
They're porting the funswords over.
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new thread
>>484616910
>>484616910
>>484616910
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>>484616602
You can fight Messmer with Hornsent. Ignore the two signs entirely, help no one. She'll target Ansbach next. You can'tg et her amulet for killing Hornsent though and IIRC you can't get Hornsent's AoW for defending himself against her.
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>>484616814
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midra has no poise
I poise broke him 3 times in his fight without even intentionally trying
it was a super easy fight because of that
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HABBENING
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>>484616671
as a proud redfrog i must tell u that the gank squads are gray noise at this point and i forget about any encounter with one 30 seconds into my next invasion
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>>484615887
>fuck the lion
Agreed, although I've heard it's just one of those fights you need to do with an unlocked camera.
>fuck Rellana
That's Messmer's job...in all seriousness, why? She felt pretty fair, with only a couple of her moves in phase 2 being bullshit with how they could catch you with a fire explosion
>fuck Gaius
Yeah, fuck that guy.
>fuck Midra
WHY!? He's, in my opinion, the best boss fight in the DLC. Midra was perfect, the real issue is the Woods and Manse being poorly utilised.
>fuck the hippo
Wasn't that bad but the grab they have is fucking obscene.
>fuck Metyr
She's piss easy, what do you have to complain about with this fight? That fact she floats off the ground sometimes?
>fuck Messmer
Getting killed on repeat by that flaming spear assault of his can be remoralizing but he's a great fight overall, one of the few that truly captures the feeling of fucking a Demigod.
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>>484616013
>they had no defining personality and no presence in the zones or story

>a junkie in love with st.trina who redeems himself in the end
>a psychopathic paranoid knight for miquella that slowly reveals her nature over the story, even getting you to help her murder potentially innocent people
>a kindred of rot who is following miquella as miquella's sister abandoned him
>a follower and knight of mogh who tried to fight off miquella brainwashing mogh, but succumbed to it himself; this is why he's there
>a follower of radahn who was mortally wounded at the pivotal battle of malenia and radahn but was saved by miquella
>a hornsent who wants revenge against the erdtree's followers and takes up miquella's offer
all of these characters start off one thing and end up another, and we have a say in how things play out. not to mention the finale with them all.

arguably 9/10 npcs.
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>>484616682
That's a great idea.
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>>484616542
That's the point. They are inverted forms. Put them together & youd have the Flame of Destined Death
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>>484596408
I set Latenna up on a rock near the arena entry and distracted the dragon while she picked it apart. If it's gonna cheese, then I'm gonna cheese.
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>>484602234
New meta is 175-200. Drop the shitty attitude.
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>>484617068

none of that shit is demonstrated, they just stand around by a cross and say that stuff
its pure exposition, and that is garbage storytelling

exception is Igon, and he stands out so much he's the most famous npc of the dlc by far, because he actually screams and wails and does stuff
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>>484617416
tanking for latenna is forgivable cheese imo
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>>484617492
>exception is Igon, and he stands out so much he's the most famous npc of the dlc by far, because he actually screams and wails and does stuff
Did you miss that you can summon Hornsent for Messmer and he goes on a tirade just like Igon does against Bayle? Not trying to deny what you said, I love Igon to but he's something everyone would've found within like 1-2 days, and he's literally screaming from the moment you find him.
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>>484617068
Moore is not a kindred of rot, he's just got a lot on his mind.
The forager brood cookbooks mention that they are shared “out of kindness towards Moore and his kind”, his kind meaning us humans.
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>>484617658
never saw hornsent's summon sign, never even encountered him in my playthrough since he has zero zone presence and is utterly missable

I dont even know what a hornsent or who hornsent even is, that's how shitty of a quest npc he/it is
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>>484617867
>never even encountered him in my playthrough since he has zero zone presence and is utterly missable
No, you just fucking suck at even looking around at that point. Freyja and Horsent stand right out the front of the big gateway that leads to Belurat. I get that it's easier to try and claim it's a design flaw of the game, but you just need to be better.
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>>484616886
Polter stone
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>>484617867
>I dont even know what a hornsent or who hornsent even is, that's how shitty of a quest npc he/it is
>I don't know one of the very first NPCs you talk to who is fucking unmissable
all a you problem
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>>484617819
He has to have some relation, his appearance is similar to Gowry, and his Verdigris Armor is implied to have some kind of connection to an outer god, I presume the outer god of rot but I could be wrong there. Plus he throws hefty rot pots during the gangbang fight, and is buddies with Kindreds. Plus his dialogue about how he and his brood were abandoned by their mother...
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so what was the patch?
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>>484609285
D is just a non character just to stand in for the golden order. he just sits there doing nothing until he dies. That said his brother is alright. I liked his rant. He's like a less interesting Alfred from Bloodborne. Rogier is cool but his really interesting questline has really annoying triggers and fail states.
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>>484617982
>Freyja and Horsent stand right out the front of the big gateway that leads to Belurat

who was hornsent? some 'knight faggot' #25? I talked to everyone, none of the npcs had any personality or stood out at all, was hornsent the angry faggot? that's not interesting

>>484618098
>fucking unmissable

I might have talked to him, but he was uninteresting and generic if he was one of those faggot knight assholes being a prick to me even though I'm probably one of the most powerful being in the world, having killed mohg and radhan.

There were good NPCs in the base game, because they had unique situations and appearances. Blaidd, alexander, prawn guy, dung eater, etc. Actual characters with actual stuff going on, memorable and bizarre. Not just
>grr me edgy random knight asshole

Why would I give a shit about the idiots loitering around the crosses? They are BORING.
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>>484614884
God fuck this blade is so hot
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>>484618162
Millicent is also "part of the brood" and "abandoned by her mother." He probably has some background in rot worship or close relation to them.
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>>484618406
Shame you missed out on what is actually a cool questline with mutliple complex motivations and ways to adjust the ultimate outcome of for almost all participants within it in one final battle involving differing numbers of participants.

Your loss for being a retard.
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>>484618576
>actually a cool questline with mutliple complex motivations

yeah just some faggot knight crying and bitching to you, and then maybe showing up once or twice elsewhere to cry and bitch? please

I did the battle royale and had ansbach with me against the whiner knights and the monk, I am assuming because I ignored them due to being whiny rude faggots towards me.

they were just fucking people, not interesting, and I didn't give a shit about their motivation because I was never made to or incentivized to, they were pricks and whiners, and I was a slayer of demigods, if they wanted my fucking help or attention they shouldn't have acted like that
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>>484618420
But Millicent doesn't identify in the same way the Kindred do, she is her own person, and she has her own goals. The Kindred seem to be defined by one-sided adoration to their "Mother" who is less their literal mum and more just how they came to be in the world. Could Moore been like one of those Mushroom prince dudes perhaps I wonder.
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millicent was a good NPC in the base game also, you could immediately tell her situation was unusual and had some type of resolution you could seek, and was easy to link to the shack guy

>idiots standing around the crosses and whining about each other

not the same thing, just angsty pricks who the player is never made to care about

they should have been out in the world and joined you randomly to battle with you or against you

I felt more kinship with the flame inquisitor/knight guy who you can give the thing to, because we fought a couple times and he clearly had something going on, then I found him in a sort of secret spot

he was an OK npc, because he was actually doing shit
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>>484618795
Moore is his own person too. Moore is left without goals and confused about what to do, and we suggest a path for him which he follows.
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>>484618991
True, true. With all this in mind I think he was probably a rot worshipper who met a unique group of Kindred (the forager brood) and befriended them.
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>>484618982
>this guy who is swearing vengeance on the main advertised boss and posterboy of the DLC and is clearly intensely motivated to a degree the others aren't even when charmed and an outcast for it
>not interesting
>former knight of mohg
>not interesting
>former knight of Radahn
>not interesting (kind of disappointing though)
>poisoner dedicated to St Trina
>not interesting
>psychopath who murders everyone she deems a threat
>not interesting

look frankly you just suck
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>>484619158
>Tell, don't show
epic
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>>484619158
no none of them were interesting, because it was just shit they said
they were like LARPers, talking about how badass and edgy they were
they didn't look unusual, they were pricks (undeniable), and their motivations were stupid

literal NPCs waiting around small hub areas waiting for you to read their quest text, BORING. AS. FUCK.

they needed to show up more often in the game world and insist that the player paid attention to them by interacting with the world in obvious ways
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>>484619337
>definitely not interested in this guy with worms for a face
>>484619403
>didn't look unusual
>WORMS FOR A FACE
God damn say a single thing you don't look like a retard for, literally all of them except Moore and Leda move and they have summon signs in various places you fucking fool
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yeah so fucking imagine in elden ring base game if you went to the first grace and all the npcs in the game were just standing around waiting for you to talk to them, and that was your introduction to them instead of encountering them in various odd/peculiar ways out in the game world

imagine if alexander, blaidd, melina, ranni, white hood guy, anyone else was just a generic knight prick who brushed you off until you prodded them 20 times for more quest text, fuck off

>>484619607
>they have summon signs

fuck your summon signs, they should be out in the fucking game world and visible, not some little faggot mark on the floor, that shit is so fucking dumb, and also covered by scribbles from other players too
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>me and the boys when we finally find Miquella
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>nooo you don't understand generic knight asshole #12 has a really interesting quest! Just look for his summon sign underneath a breakable barrel on the 6th floor of the storeroom after you adjust the height of the specimens! After that he will give you an extra line of quest dialogue that explains how he developed a hemorrhoid in the service of lord mohg, and that was how he came to respect the power of blood!
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>>484619736
good thing this isn't the base game
good thing there are also other NPCs to find too
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>nooo hornsent is SO COOL!!
if he was so cool he should have invaded my world and fucked me up or something
limp baby dick red summon sign in a boss room?
>p-please tarnished! p-lease touch my summon sign!

its just shit storytelling
it's already established they are present in your world since you run into these idiots at the crosses
it shouldn't be summon sign situation, they should be fucking present
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>>484610596
It's small, anon.
Miquella tops
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what's the best spot to farm a Fire Knight Greatsword?
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>>484620761
Fire Knight Castle
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>>484604295
>coomer
go back
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>>484620196
>if he was so cool he should have invaded my world and fucked me up or something
he does
you retard
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>>484620852
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Favorite weapon category poll is still active.
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>>484626283
Can't stand seeing good art with shitty typesetting and gooklish.
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Swift slash neeeeeerrrrrrfffeeeeddd
I hardly knew ye



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